Crazy Christmas List

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the Morning show. Remember how we were talking
about how Shannon's son Smith wants a was it a
mini bike or a go Carter?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What does he want? Isn't it a dirt bike? A
dirt bike?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, which is absolutely not happening.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
So on his Christmas list was a dirt bike. Well,
to show you the difference in where your kids are
and where my kids are, Shannon, because my kids are
older and I've gone through the dirt bike stage.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I even sent you the pictures of.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
That, though you did you sent me a video of
him like.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
He drove through our trees. Luke.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
We got Luke the little little mini Kawasaki I think
it was. Yeah, it was first ride on the thing
and he drove right through our trees. So Luke's list
is a little different nowadays. And this is where I
want to talk about the crazy thing on your kid's
Christmas list, And it doesn't necessarily have to be a
kid who's you know, a Santa kid like like Shannon's

(00:56):
son Smith. Luke's Christmas list I was looking at at
this year involves Luke wanting ready for the crazy thing
this year, a draft King's pre paid five hundred dollars
gift card.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I like his style.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
No, he's got a whole bunch of other things. But
that's that's the one thing that says list. I don't know,
Lucas twenty he's gonna be Uh's gonna be twenty one
in May.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I believe in that. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, you gotta be twenty one. What'd you say to
him when he told you, guys that that's what he wants.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, he gave to Chelsea the list, like he wrote
down things. My kids are are really good at communicating
with their mom, not me, because they'll be like what
but no, so they So he's turned in his list
of things that he wants, and usually what Luke likes
is he'll like randomly throw in some jersey that he wants,
you know, or he'll randomly throw in some like sweatshirt

(01:55):
or whatever that I don't even know if it's gang
symbols or something.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know what I mean, I got no idea what
it is.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
And then somebody tells me it's really popular or something
right now. But one of the things on his list
is that, And I thought to myself, I'm like, that's
pretty damn funny.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Though, that's Chelsea feel about it.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Honestly, I think Chelse is cool because Luke is not
one that asks for a ton like he does going
to get it. He'll probably end up getting or she'll
just give him five hundred bucks. Yeah, Luke too old
to have a Christmas list?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Really? He too old?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Does he have an actual list or does he just
text Chelsea?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
He just pretty much text, like he doesn't sit down
and write. And how old were yall? When you all
parents stop behying? Y'all? Stuff for Chris?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
My mom still asks me what I want for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Please Kevin. My dad kicked me out of the house
at sixteen, so there you go.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I want to say the last time I got a
legitimate Christmas gift, I probably was fifteen or sixteen.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And that's like on the extended end, you're not getting anything.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
No, I mean nothing of like, oh well, I'm not
complain and I just feel like at a certain age
you tap out.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I think my mom.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
My mom gets joy out of still getting all three
of us girls gifts, but I had to tell her
this year, please please please, I don't want anything. I
would rather like spend time with you, go out to
dinner or do something like like do that and pay
the bill, and that would make me happy.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't want anything.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I would rather not spend time with my kids. And
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wait, so is he getting the Draft Kings gift.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
He's gonna end up getting cash? I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know how the DraftKings gift card works, although
I do represent DraftKings.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Use the promo code channel nine, five to five. What's
going on, Melanie?

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
How are you? You have your son in your car too?
Merry Christmas? Would he like to talk to Santa?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sure? Hold on a second, let me get him, Santa,
come on up here? Who's there with us? What's your name?
Little boy?

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Eli?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Eli? Are you you being a good boy?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Eli? I have my elf hair. Would you like to
say hi to my elf?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
My elf? Leroy is here right now? Leroy say hello?
What up?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Eli?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm sorry Mom, we're talking to Eli. This call Eli.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Eli, Leroy and I and all the other elves. Hold
on a second, we got another one here. This is
Coconuts Hair Coconuts.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Hello, Merry Christmas?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Eli?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
What do you say?

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You lie?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
What are you asking more for Christmas?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Eli?

Speaker 7 (04:47):
A jest of pretty prayer and of.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh that's wonderful. Hold on a second, missus Claus is
here too, Hi, missus clause clauses miss oh, I'm sorry,
she's got stage fright right now, missus claws say hello
to Eli.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Eli. Can we talk to your mommy real quick?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Here?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mommy?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
What does Eli have that's on his list? That's too
big to ask for sure?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
So he had a measuring tape and he was measuring
the space around the Christmas tree. So I said, hey,
tell you, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
What do you Why do you have a measuring tape?

Speaker 7 (05:30):
And he said, well, I'm just making sure that Santa
has enough room to put the jet ski in the liver.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's funny. Oh that's great, Eli. Eli should be hanging
out with Luke and all of his state of Kai
frat brack.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
He's eight years old, mind you?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh that you know what? Eli is going to be
a pimp when he grows up. We love you, Melanie.
That is so awesome. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Melanie.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Take care. What's up, Samantha High.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
You are never too old to have a Christmas list?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yes, all right, what's on your Christmas list.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Uh, socks and art stuff, just basic things.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
But you're never old.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Enough, too old, Yeah, you're never You're never yet, you're
never too exactly. Socks, by the way, is very practical.
That's a very practical thing. I should get Luke socks.
Luke steals my socks. It's really crazy how when he
comes home from college I lose socks.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
You know you're old when you get excited for new,
fresh Christian socks.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Absolutely. Bombas are like my favorite. They're my new favorite writer.
What's what's up?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Jenna? High Hi?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
By the way, all of a sudden, missus Claus decided to
start speaking a second ago. What's going on, Jenna? What's
going on?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Good?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I my mom.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
I'm thirty three years old, and my mom still ask
me for a Christmas list every year, and she will
hound me's for weeks.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
What do you ask?

Speaker 8 (07:22):
So, honestly, it's really hard because I'm thirty three years
old and I have my own family. But typically she
never gives me what I want. She gets me what
she thinks I want. And so this year they bought
us Detroit Lions tickets and then my mom's taking us

(07:42):
to Disney World. I'm thirty three and I'm still getting
spoiled like I'm in high school.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Y'all need a black brother, I mean sure that would work. Jenna,
are you are you? Are you single? Or no? Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:03):
No?

Speaker 8 (08:03):
No, no, no, okay, all right, Sure I have a husband, Okay,
sure I'm married and I have two kids.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
You're lucky, You're very, very lucky. Thanks for the call.
Merry Christmas to you, and thank you. Tell your mom
she's a wonderful mother. What's up, Rochelle? How you doing good?
How are you fantastic? Rochelle? What's happening? And what Rochelle?
You ask your mom for things for Christmas?

Speaker 7 (08:30):
First of all, so there's three of us. I'm forty
one of my sister's forty three, my brother's thirty seven,
and to this day, my mom still does not put
our Christmas nikes out until Christmas night. We're all about
the magic. Like and then my brother did stuff and
he has this. He rolls a piece of paper up

(08:51):
and he will all be on the phone before we
get to Mom's palace and he'll scream in it wakes
up Christmas like she is. It's amazing. I love the magic.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
What kind of gifts is mom getting for I'm assuming
thirty year old's or something here?

Speaker 7 (09:09):
She does stuff like temforters said, gift card. She loves
a gift card like that.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Stuff though, you know what, Chelsea text me that Joe,
my oldest son who is thirty years old. He we
are going to see this year at Christmas, wants mom
to go to the dispensary and buy him I guess
what some some Santa's magic or something for him she has? Yeah, yeah,

(09:37):
miss it. Yeah, he he likes that. That's like his
thing is, you know, and they have gift cards.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think we learned that last Christmas. What's up, Shannon?
How you doing good?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Real good? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
My song?

Speaker 7 (09:52):
We went to a Christmas party and every year he's
eight years old, he has to rade a list and
put it in the mailbox.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
And he asked me, Mom, how do you sell diamond?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
This kid's unbelievable? Is it for you or for him?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
For him?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
He watches too much football and they all wear those
big times and say.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
You got the bling going? You know what you need
to do?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Ask Anna to get one of her boyfriends to get
himself there.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Yes, yes, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
We'll talk to you later. Take care of yourself. Hold on, Julie,
what's up? Uh?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
So, my seventeen year old wants me to get him
a tattoo for Christmas this year.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, and he wants, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
You know, I don't know how I feel about it,
because he wanted a tattoo when he was sixteen and
I told him no. And then we lost my brother
unexpectedly this year, and he wanted my brother's birthday tattooed on.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
His friend in Roman numerals.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
So I did let him get that, But now he's
saying for Christmas he wants another kind of tribute tattoo
to my brother. Yeah, and yeah, I don't know. I
don't know how people about another tattoo.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You know what, It may help him cope with the loss,
you know, of his uncle. So that's that's sweet.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, I think so. But we'll see. By the way,
that's one way to get your parents.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
See, by the way, it's already a yes, I can
tell you exactly.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Would you like to talk to Santa