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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, it's Mojoe in the Morning Show. I was noticing
on my way into work this morning what I thought
was and I kind of had one of those moments
where I'm driving and I drive in every day and
I always put my GPS ways on because I always
want the police warnings because you know, I usually drive
my car like I steal it, you know what I mean,
(00:20):
Like you I drive down the lodge and you got
to because you got to try to be able to
keep up with everybody because there is no speed limit
on that thing. And I'm driving and as I'm driving,
I'm going, God, ways isn't showing me there's a cop
up here? And I look and I'm pulling up towards
a car, and I'm like kind of going on, I'm
gonna slow down a little bit because I don't want
to pass a cop. And it wasn't a cop but
it looked like a cop car. It was a person
(00:42):
with their car decorated full of lights.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh I see them.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So it was like wrapped in lights like you would
wrap a Christmas tree, but wrapped around what was a
Chevy Equinox. Okay, all right, not a cop car. It was,
well it should wudn't be and I don't think it.
I don't think that the lights that this person had
it should be legal because it looks like because I
think they were. There were reddish lights. They had red lights.
(01:09):
And to me, when I think red lights or blue lights,
I think of a firefighter, firefighter car, or a police car.
But what is up with the people these days that
are decorating their cars?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I see more and more every year.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I feel like with like the antlers, enough nose or
the people with the jeep that have the spare tire
on the back and they make it look like a
big wreath.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Those are fun. I support those really. Yeah, I like that.
I like the little Rudolph nose. I like the antlers,
I like everything the Shannon just said. Once you start
getting into the lights, I think that's dangerous territory.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I remember when I.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Was younger, I thought it was illegal for like people
to hang dice from their rearview because they said it
with like obstruction of your vision or something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I don't know how to get.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Away with Why aren't you not supposed to do that?
Ticket for them?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Did you get away with lights?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I feel like I feel like i'm being judgmental and
judging them. But I feel like lights on your car
to me is a little much. I don't know, it
just seems like it's too festive. I'm not into it.
Like you don't like it's too holidays. It's too festive.
It's like, you know, keep that for your home or
for your you know, your office space.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
You know what I mean. I don't necessarily know if
you need to be dried. Were these lights blinking or
were they just on? No?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
They were Thank god they weren't blinking, because I think
anybody does blinking lights has a psychotic problem. Like I
think there's a little psychosis issue going on there.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
None of you guys have blinking lights, do you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, I mean blinking lights to me is the mistake
that somebody made, right, he's even in the house. I
don't like you like blinking lights. I had them all yesterday.
I bought I bought this large like you an eight
mile strip clubs trucks. I bought this large like hanging
light thing.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
They kind of look like icicles icicles, and I hung
them up in my house yesterday and they have like
ten different speeds. I guess you could say so, like
there's a steel setting and then you can flip it
and it was blinking yesterday.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
It wasn't a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't think blinking, But I like I have the
twinkle lights on my bushes.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
What a twinkle? What's the difference between twinkle and blinking?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
They're just they're really soft. I don't know. They don't
they don't bug me, because blinking lights do you actually
bug me?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
But they twinkle like just a little bait.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay with that, Like the blinking
like and then I hate when they're blinking and they're
offbeat or they're off you know, kilter, like where one
lights one tree is blinking and then the next one's not.
Or on a Christmas tree in your home, you got
the top blinking and then it goes down to the
bottom and it goes in the middle, and it's like
there's no coordinate, like at least if you had it,
(03:42):
like at least if it's to a song like say
you have like a Christmas song plane and it's like
those homes that sometimes do it where it's like Trans
Siberian Orchestra song playing.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Like don't you know what I mean? Do you, you
and your what does your blink look like? It's just
like a fight blink blink blinks like a It doesn't ever,
it doesn't ever annoy you yesterday? Have you seen the
houses that have all the lights.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That like go to the music And Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Kind of like different, not if I'm their neighbor, though,
Do y'all do y'all think that like projected decorations are real?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Like? Are y'all a fan of that stuff? I think
it's really those those an inflatable decoration.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I like the inflatables are fun.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Do you havesflatable decorations are like the kids who are
Halloween wearing inflatable.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Cost I like going past the house, you can tell
they collect a new one every year and they just
have so many. Over there's the house of my neighborhood.
Every year she gets a new one, and I kind
of love it to me.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know what those things look like when they're not inflated,
They look like you have trash on your front lawn.
They look like nobody picked up the mess from the
night before. What's up, Rebecca? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
So I was just thinking I saw this story a
couple of years ago somebody who covered their car with
lights and when they remove them lights, the paint was
just scratched. They ruined their entire paint job because of
those little balds across the car all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You know what, That's what you get for being you know,
too festive.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Right right?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Exactly?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Or what do you think of what do you think
of blinking lights? We were just talking about that. Kev's
got blinking lights in his house.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I like twink lights. The blinking lights kind of like
spas me out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna have an epileptic seizure if I go
over and visit.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Him, you know, exactly?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, I don't know, you know, and maybe you know
it's it's very grinchy of me to not like certain
types of people's Christmas decorations, especially the ones that Shannon
and Kevin have. It sounds like with the inflatables and
the I don't like.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
My nephews love them.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You only like inflatable, Shannon, because you don't want to
offend your neighbor who you probably think has got a
trashy front house lawn.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Wait, you said your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, I mean I know them personally. I actually really
they do it.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
They have a tradition with their kids where every year
they vote and get a new one.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, but what are bad inflatables? You just don't like
them at all. I just don't like the Santa Claus.
First off, you cannot do an inflatable nativity scene.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
That's sacrilegious.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I've seen some people with an inflatable nativity scene. I'm like, okay,
you're still rapping Jesus.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, Jesus is right now questioning you and wishing that
you weren't Christian.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And the inflatables I see all the time are always
big fat inflatable Santa Claus is with like a reindeer,
and they they've been up for a few seasons and
the weather hasn't treated them right, you know, or you
don't have a proper lighting in the in ther with
spotlights on them, so they you scare you. That looks
like there's like somebody standing in your front lawn.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I saw a huge turkey inflatable with a lion's jersey
and then they threw a set the hat on it.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I thought that was cool.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, your neighborhood mane on my neighborhood. We got an
h a issue with that.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
What's up, Christian? How you doing? Hey, how's it going, Mojo?
Good buddy? What's going on? So?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I wrapped my truck in Christmas lights and I even
went as far to put a Christmas tree in the back.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Okay, you actually have a real Christmas tree in the
back of your truck.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah, it's like a six foot like Christmas tree that
you would put in a living room, strapped to the
back in the truck bed.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Is that legal to have that? Like, couldn't that thing
fly out and hit me if I'm driving behind you?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
And no.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
I got a bunch of wire ties on that and
ratchet straps. I talked with a cop about it once
I did it and got all the lights and stuff
on there, and he told me it was just.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Based off of the cop that you get.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
They really they can get you for it. But he
said he personally wouldn't tould me over for it.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh, Like, if I was a cop, I would pull
you over just because I'd be worried that you're gonna
you know, it's like kind of a person driving with
a mattress. That's good fly out of their back bed. Yeah,
I would that would that scare me? How many times
have people driven their Christmas trees home from the Christmas
tree lot and had lost the Christmas trees?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Anybody having a Christmas tree on the top.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Of your car is very real.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Christian has it all the time. He's got the tree
right there in the back of the bed and full
on decorated. What's up, Robin?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Hi, Hi there? How are you good? What's going on? Nothing?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I just heard you talking about the ornaments hanging from
like the rear view mirror, and I have a I
have a penis that hangs from my mirror, A penisis.
It's not a Christmas penis. It's got a little sun
hat on it. My cousin got it for me for
my fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Have you ever been pulled over for it?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I have been.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I uh went out with a guy and he actually
him he didn't want to see because of the male
appendage I had hanging from my mirror.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Have you named it?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
It's not named.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Hey, Robin, Can you do us a favor? And how
old you have? You have kids?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I do Can you videotape yourself, like, can you oh
you're thirty, okay, you're older.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
How about this?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Could you pick up Shannon's daughter Lucy and son Smith
and will you go to the drop off lines at
their schools and just see what people's reactions are to
being dropping at Robin Dropping them off with the penis
hanging from the.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Garden would the greatest? That would be an incredible one.
What's going on? How you doing, Josh with being a scrowge?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Mojo?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
And let people be festive.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
He's been a scrooge all week. Come on, let him
finish out the week being a scrooge.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Josh.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
You do the breaking and entering and it's so good.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Why why end it like this?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Would have disappointment?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Your Which one, Josh bothers you the most? My coming
down on people that have their cars decorated, or the
inflatables in their front yard, or the blinking lights all
of them? All right, but be honest with you, is
there any of them that bother you?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I have a yard pool of inflatables, and that's only
because I have a neighborhood full of little kids.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, the good guy, you're that guy? Huh. By the way,
the police are watching. Take care of josh. I appreciate you, buddy,