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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Moojoe in the morning show phone number eight four
(00:02):
four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six'
five four eight is the telephone. Number had kind of
a crazy thing happen DoorDash, wise do we have any
doordashers that are there not up this early in the?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Morning are they? ARE i, mean think how many times
we Do starbucks right around this? Time was speaking Of.
Starbucks this is actually a really Good.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Starbucks one had a door dash incident happen on A
starbucks order Ordered, starbucks okay from door. Dash had the
door dasher do the whole your doordasher has just picked
up your, order including they took the picture and they
had the bag on there where it, said Said, thomas
BECAUSE i ordered it under my my legal name and
(00:45):
took the picture of. It and then you're kind of, like, okay,
good he's going to be here pretty. Soon did not
come for a good period of. Time Like i'm sitting there, going,
MAN i don't know what route this guy has taken From.
Starbucks can't figure this thing. Out the door dasher then
WHEN i went and looked on the, camera was in
a completely opposite area of, Town like looked you, know
(01:06):
like he could have taken a direct route from The,
starbucks which was The Waterford starbucks off Of Crescent Lake
road to my. House he ends up going in a
completely different, direction but then comes to my. House and
it's probably About i'm guessing twenty minutes or so late
with the, thing because normally it's like basically a ten
minute twelve minute.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Drive gets to the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
HOUSE i meet him at the door and he, goes,
hey you, KNOW i hope everything's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay sorry about. THAT i had to drop something off
at my.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
House he dropped A starbucks to his house because he
said that his wife was not chilling, well and he
brought her a medicine. Ball i'll get that to the house.
NOW i bring this up only to SAY i don't
want to sound like a dick THAT i don't care
about your wife being, Sick but couldn't you have done
that like after you dropped mine?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Off like you just so cold or did you get?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Cold so, anyway in all, Fairness chelsea ordered a cold
brew like The french vanilla or whatever the that the
Cole brew is the Sweet supreme Co. BREW i ordered
just a regular cold, brew BUT i did order egg
white bites LIKE i always, do and the egg white
bites come And i'm telling, you my egg white bites
were egg white cold when they got.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There but AM i? AM?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I i was, like, oh, man, OKAY i have no.
PROBLEM i close the door AND i GO.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I feel.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
YOU i, MEAN i understand both sides, obviously LIKE i
want my order when it says That i'm going to
get my, order BUT i, mean if my wife's, Sick,
DAN i don't give a damn bunch of.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Order by the, Way chelsea thought it was the same.
Thing chelsea thought that that was the most romantic thing.
Ever she, goes you would never do. That you, Choose
you choose the listeners way far.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Over guess what Me his wife wasn't. Sick he was
dropping off another.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Order, REALLY i DON'T i THINK i believed him when
he said, that because, honestly AND i don't.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Know you have you have created the biggest tick in. Me,
Really so Now i'm, like was his wife's?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Sake?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Heather, Oh heather's A heather's a.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Doordasher quick, Question, shannon you heard my story right about
the door dash guy that dropped off the medicine ball
to his.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Wife, PARTIALLY i had to shut off my.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Radio is it something that you couldn't hear over that
blinker that has?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Gone oh, no it just it JUST i had no.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Radio.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay so so the doordasher was bringing me My, starbucks
but he went a long way and when he got
to my house he said that he. Apologized he had
to drop off something to his wife who was not feeling,
well and he dropped it off on the. Way shannon
believes that the doordasher quite possibly was just DoorDash in another.
(03:47):
Order would it tell me on the app if the
doordasher has another order this that they're dropping.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Off, yes, okay so tell.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It tells you, exactly like, okay because there's times WHERE
i have four and five orders at a, time. Hmm
and it lets everybody know how many orders are being
delivered in front of, them LIKE i just found that out.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Recently, Okay, okay let's you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Know would let me ask you, this who would you
prioritize your family or me as the person that's doing
the door dash and giving you the?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Tip, well, one it depends on the. Tip, two it
depends on the. Situation maybe my tip if it's a
really good if it's a really good. Tip i'm, sorry
my spouse might have to.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Wait can you see the tip? Before yes you? Can,
Yeh oh my, GOSH i need to tip.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Back have you been in situations where you saw the
tip it was, like it ain't gonna have to.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Wait there's when there's times WHERE i don't even take the,
run like if you're going to give me two dollars
for eight, miles, like, no you're not worth my.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Time, YEAH i could see. That have you ever noticed
IF keV knows is on? There what's?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Up what's? Up? Bow how you? Doing?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hey what.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That bo is the? Kid what's?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Up?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Bow who's who's? With? Bore you being? Kidnapped?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Amy i'm his mom SINCE i was in high.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
School oh my, god please tell.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
ME i.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
REMEMBER i don't remember her, name BUT i remember Before
shannon Started sarah, ahead.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Mojo that mojos and do.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Head oh that's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Funny. Bo you're a cutie. Pie. Bo we love, you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
He loves.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
You take carr.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right i'm, sorry don't speak, Kid i'll talk to what's going?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
On?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Brian how you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Good?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So? Uh sometimes at lunchtime DoorDash going to?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Me the option to pay the priorise my order they're
getting mine, First SO i think it's two dollars and
ninety nine cents and you get bumped to the front
of the.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Line SO i always believe that's REALLY i? Want is
that a true? Thing will?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
That?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Actually i've used it before and does it? WORK i,
MEAN i think it comes pretty. Fast it's always on
time at.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Least, okay all, Right, alexa what's?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Up? Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Alexia, yeah what's?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
UP i am a door dash driver and the app
does not actually tell you if they're if the driver
does have another.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Order, okay so that that DRIVER i talked to you
earlier was lying to.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Me, Lie, yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Pretty, much pretty. Much if they do have another, order they,
know but they're the only ones that do. Know it'll
still show them on the route like they're on their
way to, you but it will not show that they're
on their way to your.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
House Ship.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Interesting, Okay SO i got lied to one last call
in this one and we'll get On.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Sophia what's, Up? Sophia?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Uh, hi how's it?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Going? Guys?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Good what's going? On?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
So i'm a door dash, Driver so my if if
his wife actually wasn't, sick he was probably doing uber
eats or some other type of delivery app at the same.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
TIME os isn't that? Crazy so he doesn't have a sick.
Wife SO i can now wish his wife not, well FOR.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I can't believe you did.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That the guy at work whose grandma has died sixteen,
times you can't do.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Then, now now you just just you, know doomed your
wife by saying all that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Stuff all, Right detroit hisque.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
To three grade, stations one stupid Show.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Mojo in the.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Morning, lie all, Right i'm late with, this but let's do.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It
It's Moojoe in the morning show phone number eight four
(00:02):
four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty five six'
five four eight is the telephone. Number had kind of
a crazy thing happen DoorDash, wise do we have any
doordashers that are there not up this early in the?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Morning are they? ARE i, mean think how many times
we Do starbucks right around this? Time was speaking Of.
Starbucks this is actually a really Good.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Starbucks one had a door dash incident happen on A
starbucks order Ordered, starbucks okay from door. Dash had the
door dasher do the whole your doordasher has just picked
up your, order including they took the picture and they
had the bag on there where it, said Said, thomas
BECAUSE i ordered it under my my legal name and
(00:45):
took the picture of. It and then you're kind of, like, okay,
good he's going to be here pretty. Soon did not
come for a good period of. Time Like i'm sitting there, going,
MAN i don't know what route this guy has taken From.
Starbucks can't figure this thing. Out the door dasher then
WHEN i went and looked on the, camera was in
a completely opposite area of, Town like looked you, know
(01:06):
like he could have taken a direct route from The,
starbucks which was The Waterford starbucks off Of Crescent Lake
road to my. House he ends up going in a
completely different, direction but then comes to my. House and
it's probably About i'm guessing twenty minutes or so late
with the, thing because normally it's like basically a ten
minute twelve minute.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Drive gets to the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
HOUSE i meet him at the door and he, goes,
hey you, KNOW i hope everything's.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay sorry about. THAT i had to drop something off
at my.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
House he dropped A starbucks to his house because he
said that his wife was not chilling, well and he
brought her a medicine. Ball i'll get that to the house.
NOW i bring this up only to SAY i don't
want to sound like a dick THAT i don't care
about your wife being, Sick but couldn't you have done
that like after you dropped mine?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Off like you just so cold or did you get?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Cold so, anyway in all, Fairness chelsea ordered a cold
brew like The french vanilla or whatever the that the
Cole brew is the Sweet supreme Co. BREW i ordered
just a regular cold, brew BUT i did order egg
white bites LIKE i always, do and the egg white
bites come And i'm telling, you my egg white bites
were egg white cold when they got.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There but AM i? AM?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I i was, like, oh, man, OKAY i have no.
PROBLEM i close the door AND i GO.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I feel.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
YOU i, MEAN i understand both sides, obviously LIKE i
want my order when it says That i'm going to
get my, order BUT i, mean if my wife's, Sick,
DAN i don't give a damn bunch of.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Order by the, Way chelsea thought it was the same.
Thing chelsea thought that that was the most romantic thing.
Ever she, goes you would never do. That you, Choose
you choose the listeners way far.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Over guess what Me his wife wasn't. Sick he was
dropping off another.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Order, REALLY i DON'T i THINK i believed him when
he said, that because, honestly AND i don't.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Know you have you have created the biggest tick in. Me,
Really so Now i'm, like was his wife's?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Sake?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Heather, Oh heather's A heather's a.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Doordasher quick, Question, shannon you heard my story right about
the door dash guy that dropped off the medicine ball
to his.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Wife, PARTIALLY i had to shut off my.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Radio is it something that you couldn't hear over that
blinker that has?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Gone oh, no it just it JUST i had no.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Radio.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay so so the doordasher was bringing me My, starbucks
but he went a long way and when he got
to my house he said that he. Apologized he had
to drop off something to his wife who was not feeling,
well and he dropped it off on the. Way shannon
believes that the doordasher quite possibly was just DoorDash in another.
(03:47):
Order would it tell me on the app if the
doordasher has another order this that they're dropping.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Off, yes, okay so tell.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It tells you, exactly like, okay because there's times WHERE
i have four and five orders at a, time. Hmm
and it lets everybody know how many orders are being
delivered in front of, them LIKE i just found that out.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Recently, Okay, okay let's you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Know would let me ask you, this who would you
prioritize your family or me as the person that's doing
the door dash and giving you the?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Tip, well, one it depends on the. Tip, two it
depends on the. Situation maybe my tip if it's a
really good if it's a really good. Tip i'm, sorry
my spouse might have to.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Wait can you see the tip? Before yes you? Can,
Yeh oh my, GOSH i need to tip.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Back have you been in situations where you saw the
tip it was, like it ain't gonna have to.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Wait there's when there's times WHERE i don't even take the,
run like if you're going to give me two dollars
for eight, miles, like, no you're not worth my.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Time, YEAH i could see. That have you ever noticed
IF keV knows is on? There what's?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Up what's? Up? Bow how you? Doing?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hey what.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That bo is the? Kid what's?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Up?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Bow who's who's? With? Bore you being? Kidnapped?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Amy i'm his mom SINCE i was in high.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
School oh my, god please tell.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
ME i.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
REMEMBER i don't remember her, name BUT i remember Before
shannon Started sarah, ahead.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Mojo that mojos and do.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Head oh that's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Funny. Bo you're a cutie. Pie. Bo we love, you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
He loves.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
You take carr.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right i'm, sorry don't speak, Kid i'll talk to what's going?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
On?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Brian how you doing?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Good?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So? Uh sometimes at lunchtime DoorDash going to?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Me the option to pay the priorise my order they're
getting mine, First SO i think it's two dollars and
ninety nine cents and you get bumped to the front
of the.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Line SO i always believe that's REALLY i? Want is
that a true? Thing will?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
That?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Actually i've used it before and does it? WORK i,
MEAN i think it comes pretty. Fast it's always on
time at.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Least, okay all, Right, alexa what's?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Up? Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Alexia, yeah what's?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
UP i am a door dash driver and the app
does not actually tell you if they're if the driver
does have another.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Order, okay so that that DRIVER i talked to you
earlier was lying to.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Me, Lie, yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Pretty, much pretty. Much if they do have another, order they,
know but they're the only ones that do. Know it'll
still show them on the route like they're on their
way to, you but it will not show that they're
on their way to your.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
House Ship.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Mmm.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Interesting, Okay SO i got lied to one last call
in this one and we'll get On.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Sophia what's, Up? Sophia?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Uh, hi how's it?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Going? Guys?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Good what's going? On?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
So i'm a door dash, Driver so my if if
his wife actually wasn't, sick he was probably doing uber
eats or some other type of delivery app at the same.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
TIME os isn't that? Crazy so he doesn't have a sick.
Wife SO i can now wish his wife not, well FOR.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I can't believe you did.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That the guy at work whose grandma has died sixteen,
times you can't do.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Then, now now you just just you, know doomed your
wife by saying all that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Stuff all, Right detroit hisque.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
To three grade, stations one stupid Show.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Mojo in the.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Morning, lie all, Right i'm late with, this but let's do.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It
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