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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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nine five five zero zero, Shannon, A lot of stuff
happened over the weekend. We were cleaning up house at
University of Michigan. We were watching the Lions lose yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I mean, we'll get to Yeah. I don't want to
start off with that. Let's start off with some happy news.
Let's start off with Mojo's favorite some celebrity baby news.
Actress Singer Hailey Steinfeld is expecting her first child with
her husband Josh Allen. She was celebrating her twenty ninth
birthday this week, and so on social media, she shared
her twenty nine favorite things from this past year, which
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included a home video of her NFL playing heavy cradling
her growing baby bump. It was very sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Did you watch that game yesterday? That was incredible. I mean,
Josh Allen, you're looking at the NFL being upheaval because
yesterday the Kansas City Chiefs got eliminated. Buffalo needed that win.
I mean, these in an alliance. I mean, let's talk
about that. All these Tears, though, are struggling right now,
and then Josh Allen single handedly wins that game for
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them after becoming a daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know what I heard last night was this year's
NFL playoffs will be the first without Tom Brady, Peyton
Manning or Patrick Mahomes since nineteen ninety eight. Wow. Yeah, Yeah,
yesterday's game was just awful.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Actually won four. It was MS win. The second half
was awful. I don't know what our game plan was
the second half.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It was a tough pill for the Lions, especially after
we had that early lead.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And then we were blitzing the hell out of stafford
In controlling what looks like the Rams offense in the
first half, and then we stopped blitzing in the second
half and we couldn't stop a run. It was crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, coach Dan Campbell after the game, you know it should.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Eat you up and do not go numb to the losing.
All right, Staff and I we're going to come in
We're going to watch this thing together tomorrow, all of
us in all three phases, watch everything top down, the players, ourselves,
you know, and make those corrections and then move on
and and and it's simple as going back to work.
And we got to get better. With Pittsburgh coming into town,
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we got to play better. And now we know, you know,
now you have first hand knowledge of what you know
what probably the top of the NFC looks like right now,
that's that's them.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know what it is. And we're not there right now.
Dam doesn't mean we can't leave, but now we know.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's Workingzation raised everybody's season ticket prices fifty to one
hundred percent. Win some damn games, Dan, we got three more.
We gotta win them all. If we don't win them all,
what is I know?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I think we have a thirty one percent chance at
this point. We have to beat every single team we have,
including the Chicago Bears, Steelers then after Steers, and then
we got the Vikings on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, we can uh they I couldn't believe they won
last night.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And then the Bears, yep, we got the Bears.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And the other big story when it comes to the
NFL is the Chiefs are out at this point, right
and Patrick Mahomes is really out torn acl on his
left knee.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah. So here's the thing with Alliance. Okay, the we
gotta go. We got a clean house, new defensive coordinator,
new offensive coordinators. Dan Campbell needs to be told by
the management that he's got to, you know, start playing
analytics and not playing his his gut. I mean, I
hate to say this, but you're insane.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
They have to come on clean.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You want a clean house?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Do you think that, first off, we need a new
offensive coordinator. That's the only thing I agree with what
you said. I don't think our defensive coordinator. Look at
the second half of that game, what the hell was
he gonna judge him off a half. I'm gonna judge
him off of every half. He doesn't have.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He doesn't have either safeties. Brian Branch, Kirby, Joseph are gone,
Terry and Ardoll is gone. He's had to plug and play.
Poor guy. He's doing the best of what he got.
I think he's doing a great job.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, let's give him a you've done a great job award.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What is this? What do you want him to do?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You gotta have people to play the game? Can I
move on?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No? No, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Amy Schumer and her husband Chris Fisher have called it quit.
She shared that news on Instagram by posting a photo
of the.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Two of them.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
This was the caption, blah blah blah. Chris and I
have made the difficult decision to end our marriage after
seven years. We love each other very much and will
continue to focus on raising our and lastly, this is
hard hitting news on this Monday morning. According to researchers
linked to Johns Hopkins, inhaling small amounts of hydrogen sulfide
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aka farts, the gas that make fart stink, may actually
help protect your brain cells and support your cognitive health.
Scienceists say in tiny doses, the gas can trigger protective
responses in your brain, potentially helping cells resist damage tied
to aging and disease. The keyword, though, is tiny. In
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tiny doses so reacher serves researcher stress that this isn't
an excuse to sit there and ferociously inhale your own farts,
because high concentrations can actually be toxic and very dangerous
to you. But truly, it'll sniff here and there is
actually good for your brain.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You know what? This reminds me of this the more
you know those memes I keep sending my wife all
the time of like, smelling my farts actually makes us
a stronger America.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I mean, it could be true.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
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