Dirty 1: JD Vance Breaks College Football Trophy

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jordan Mornings Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, Shannon, which you guy in this hour is
Dirty on the third?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Okay, So I think I watched this video three or
four times yesterday because it was so funny. Vice President JD.
Vance ended the Ohio State football team's visit to the
White House yesterday by literally fumbling the team's national championship
trophy and breaking it. I mean he didn't really break it.
It was because I made this.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I didn't know it comes apart.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, so neither did he. Obviously neither did I. But
after speeches by President Trump, Buck Guy's coach Ryan Day,
and Vice President Vance himself, the Ohio State grad yes
he went to OSU tried to hoist the trophy off
the table. He did not count on its golden upper
part being designed to separate from the black bass. So

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after some struggling, I'm trying to figure out how to
pick this thing up, he lost his grip on both pieces,
and I don't know if you saw, but the bass
fell to the ground and then like tumbled, so he
had to chase after it a little bit to grab
it again. And afterward he was cracking jokes. He said,
I didn't want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy,
so I decided to break it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
My favorite is the Stanley Cup has had more dents
and gangs from people just dropping it from drunkness.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
They cut it in hash.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
That they say that that thing has to get like
refurbished every single year because there's so many issues to it.
I didn't know that these trophies like that trophy would
come apart. It seems to me like a cheap trophy
if it's doing that well, it seems to.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Me like a bad idea because all of these players
after the games, like they called their head.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I think that you know what I think it is.
I think it's well, it's the base part obviously, that
is just to hold the thing, and usually you just
hold the you just take a trophy, the trophy.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense to me. So yesterday the
women on Blue Origins Space Mission or having a blast
during their twelve ish minutes in space. Katy Perry, Gale King,
Lauren Sanchez, and the rest of the crew were floating
around checking out the scenery, taking photos, taking selfies. Katy
Perry saying, what a wonderful world.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Old It's about making space for future women and taking
up space and belonging. And it's about this wonderful world
that we see right out there and appreciating it. This
is all for the benefit of Earth.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Gail King said the experience was a good reminder for her.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
To me, it's such a reminder about how we need
to do better, be better, do better, be better human beings.
It's so nasty and so bitriolic nowadays. And I mean,
if everybody could experience that peace that we.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Had they got.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I was gonna say they people were not
excited about the Internet.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Here's one of them.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh really, okay, hold on a second, Diva. You're not
supposed to go to space for literally no reason.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Girl, You're not supposed to do that and spend eleven
million dollars when people.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Can't afford groceries when the markets are crashing.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
This boots.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You look really out of touch with mama. You're going
to go to international space, person, girl?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I mean everybody kind of saying the same.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, the problem is if they were going to space
to explore, and they were gonna just go and stay
up in space, it's one thing. They didn't even get
to space. They got up in the sky somewhere in
the atmosphere, like you know what I mean, Like that's
not space is you're you're walking on the moon, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, but Katy Perry soon can get to a wonderful world.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Is giving gal Gado imagine all the people.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, I mean, it's just the whole thing. It was
just the outfits. A Minecraft movie is still at the
top of the box office trick. Over the weekend, Jack
Black actually showed up at one screening to deliver that
little pre movie spiel of.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
A Minecraft movie. Please no throwing pulps porn and also.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No lazuli and also absolutely no shit.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Every smart of them to do.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's yeah, And we were just talking about Easter and
Easter baskets. Well, rabbits advocates, that's the thing say, bunnies
do not make good Easter gifts, so pretty please do
not give them for a lot of reasons. One, if
a bunny is not spade or neutered, they can become aggressive,
prone to biting. Two, did you guys know that rabbits

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can live as long as fourteen years, so that cute
little gift can turn into a very long term investment.
And Let's be real. Kids are going to get bored
with that bunny real fast, and you cannot just dump
them in the wild because domestic rabbits very different and
need different food than wild bunnies. They don't have the
same survival instincts, so just buy them as stuffed animal

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rabbit instead of the real thing.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I can't believe how many people have like chickens and pats,
you know as patson, or even like do their own
eggs at home and stuff nowadays that's too big, like
everybody's urban farming and stuff like that. To me, it's
like I don't even want my two dogs, you.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
If I had I had to have a bunny around
for fourteen years, can you imagine that?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
How old are your dogs?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
They are ten right now, So I'm kind of like
sitting there thinking, are.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
There fifteen and a half their midlife prices? Maybe for
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Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's what I should have done. I should have just
gotten my family a stuffed animal. That would have been
a much better thing.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
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Speaker 2 (05:34):
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