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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
My my dog Henry was told by the vet that
Henry needs to go on pet zempic or pet ozempic.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
What.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, I our dog Henry is too fat, and they
say that Henry is too fat and it's going to
cause for issues because Henry's getting up there in age
and he's a little dog. That they said that he's
too fat, and so they the vet told Chelsea that
Henry needs to go on a diet, and I said,
he would never say that to Henry in front of me,
(00:34):
because it's interesting. Do you ever Knowice that fat people
all have fat dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I've never made that correlation. You've never made that correlation
at all. Fat people have fat dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Want to know why, because we with our dogs, we
you know, we tend to tend to find ourselves feeding
treats to the dogs when the treats are going to
us too.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Are you feeding and excess of a mount or does
he not like walking off? Are you like lazy and
taking him outside?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I think, honestly, it's probably he doesn't go for walks
and I don't go for walks, so he's getting no activity.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
What about father dog? Don't they do the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well, Loui's got a good metabolism. You know, you know
how you know those people that can eat anything. Yeah,
I hate those people, those people that are always you know, skinny. Listen, listen.
It's national. By the way, this is actually kind of interesting.
I just googled fat dogs and it just came up.
Fat dogs come up. And by the way, the funniest
is it's National Pet Obesity Awareness.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Mon oh my god, we got to stop.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Sixty percent of cats and dogs are now overweight. They say, wow,
they're just as bad as they are humans right now,
because did you see that Americans, they say, are more
overweight than ever. Thirty five percent of pet owners would
consider putting their pets. Oh, this is wild, would consider
they're putting their pets on any kind of a pill
or a shot that would be approved to keep them
(02:02):
from being overweight, like a pet oz.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I don't even have money to put myself on. How
am I going to put my dog on?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Anybody that's got I want to know who's got the
fattest dog or a cat out there. I want to
see pictures calling if you got a fat cat, look
who's on the phone with us Mojo in the Morning misfit.
We haven't talked to her in ages. This is the
earliest I think she's ever called the show. Kool Aid ladies,
(02:32):
Cool aid lady.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Hey, kool Aid Ladies.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Say hi to Anna Rob, the newest member of the
Mojo on the Morning Show. Hi, Anna, I can't wait
to meet you.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh man, Yeah, I gotta let's see. I got a
fat puppy, you know, and that book. He runs around
like he's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
He runs and he's still overweight.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well off that way though, since he's been running around,
you know, Stephanie and my daughter she she's running that
little boogy head around that yard. You know. My cat
man she she she's she's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How fat is her cat?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
She she's she's normal. And then I got I got
too fat guinea pigs and the queen Queenie. But but
you can't help it though, that's just more than love.
They're more cuddlier. You know, your cat.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
What do you what do you call your cat?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Muffin? And then I got two birds, you know, and Tony,
you got two pair of keets.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Wow, how many animals you got in that house of yours?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
The dog you know, he stayed outside. Then we got
the cat, and then and then the uh two guinea pigs,
and then the two parakeets.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You know, I never understood the pet owners who leave
their dogs outside all day.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You leave the dog outside all day?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh no, My son Solomon, he built a He built
a real nice doghouse. And that guy can bill stuff
and this.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Do you ever put your husband out in the doghouse
when he's bad to your muffin?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Them two jokers? He the clipper that I said, Cliff,
you don't leave that lead that cataloon. He's gonna bite
you righting up behind.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
It.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Better leave that catalon You hear that is it? Is
it a naked cat? Or does it have a lot
of hair on it?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
She she along here, tabby, and she's cute as a button,
you know, and spoiled rotten.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You know what color is the hair?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
She kind of gray, kind of calico. She got gray
with tan and white you know all over.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Wow, they do not know this about you. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But in all the years that you and I have
been best friends, I did not know any of this.
I had no clue that you even had one pet
let alone. The Detroit Zoo over there.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And then you know the guinea pigs both for them
and try color, you know, brown, black and white and
they just as cute as a button.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
The doll you know, he's he's white and brown. And
the birds one one bird of pure white yellow ones
got a little gray on it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You can hear him by the way you're hearing the background.
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, that's you, tony and spirit joke.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You know, I love you, kool a lady. You you be,
you'd be blessing and continue to just keep loving on us.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, kool a.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Lady, Hey you I said, let me, I said, man't
talk to you because I have been out of action right,
been in a lot of pain and junk. But I'm
doing a lot better, doing a lot better. Though.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I hope you're feeling good. You keep keep everything good,
and if you need anything, you call us.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, okay, I'm still I'm still jamming on my music.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You sing to your animals, you sing to your your cat.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Birds. Man, they as soon as I start playing, they
start they going the wild.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Man, do you ever think that when your birds are
going wild?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
When you're singing that they want you to stop.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, they they enjoyed the music. Moti, I just be playing,
you know, and the cat some kind of joke. So
jo open my lap and I go like my from
time practice.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Guys, I love you guys. To you guys a week
it awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know you man? Be safe?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Okay, I love you okay? Oh my god, tears bro
oh jeez, Hold on a second here, Derek, what's up?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Hi? Derek?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
How you guys doing good? What's up good?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think kool aids lady has to be out man.
That's no one's ark.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I know he got everything.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I don't know how she takes where's the unicorns?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What's up? Medina?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
First of all, Kevin her childish. I picked up what
you were putting down. However, I don't have a cat,
a real actual out now that weighs twenty pounds. What
he did weigh twenty pounds and then he wouldn't miss
it for four weeks, And now he's only ten pounds
and I got to fatten them back up.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wait a second, he went missing?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Any guy on a little do you think he checked
himself into like a fat farm or something.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I think that he was upset that my daughter's fat
changed them. So she walked around the house talking about
how fatty was all day.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
He went and worked out, why do you want a
fat cat? Though? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You gotta have a fat cat? Fat cat?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Have you person we ever photoled with.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
A fat cat? Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I have.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I missed those days.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Anyways, they're very nice and cuddly, and the fatter they
are is the nicer they are.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Keep them right there on the couch watching the little
reruns of Maury Povich.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Life is good. What's going on, Stacy?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Hey, guys, how are you today?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We're doing okay, We're getting silly. What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Good?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I love this Happy Friday? Yeah, I have It's Friday
de su. Anyway, I have a well she used to
be a ridiculously fat cat. She was about twenty two pounds.
My daughter took her to the button. They said she
got arthritis, hit, dysplasia, all this stuff. And my daughter
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comes home in tears thinking that we got to put
the cat down. And I was like, put her on
a diet. So this fat pants over here has now
lost six pounds.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, what what diet are you doing? Are you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
She changed her from just straight kibble to now we
have to feed her three times.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
A day and she has wet food.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh it's gross.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Wet food is gross.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
It's the fact that it smells like ass. But yeah,
oh god, it's horrible, but it works.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I used to have a cat that was thirty two pounds.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Though, do you when you're weighing these cats? Are you
putting it on a sk a like legit scale?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Well, what I do is I weigh myself and then
I take them up and suppress my weight.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
The most scientific way to do it. What if you're
the one.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Actually, what I'm saying cat is skinnier than you think.
Maybe you're the one that's that in the way.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Okay, but we can do the mass I mean the mask,
don't lie.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right, Okay? The long way to do it, starving cat,
that is an interesting way. Oh my gosh, do y'all.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Do y'all feed your dogs and cats like real food,
like Henry and Louis. Do you give him like I
don't know, you eating a hamburger you don't want them,
or like you just take the bread off and throw
the meat to him.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, no table scraps, because you table scraps go in
and they come out sitting on the floor somewhere, they
upset their stomach and then you know, they crap all
over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Do you give Pablo table scraps?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I love it. He loves to eat cheese. That's
like ae places.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Really, I could have a mas RELLI stick for my
dog every day. That can't be. You don't think that
that's bad for your dog? Have you have your vets
told you that it's okay? I don't know. He's fine.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's like fourteen. He's on the end of the spectrum anyway,
he's about to be gone.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I think that we could help him out by stopping
the cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But yeah, dairy free, doctor Warner says, dairy free for
humans and dogs.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What's cast high?
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Yes, So my aunt cat is so fat that it
has to lick its paw too, then lick its area clean.
And that's the only way it can clean itself because
it's so fat.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh, got to go on stages. You know.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
The funny thing about that is Zach has to do
the