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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, I was looking up at the next segment. I
got to do a costume change for this next segment.
Here we got to I'm sorry, you know what we're doing.
We're doing confessions. We're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
We haven't done confessions any way.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Wait, but this one has to be nasty confessions.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, I guess we could do any like nasty, like
we're going to get ourselves in trouble nasty or what
is it?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay, so I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm putting on a freestyle.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
My girlfriends and I are on a group text and
sometimes we just like get super slap happy. And I
don't even know how this came up, but one of
my girlfriends was having like massive stomach issues yesterday, and
so just for spits and giggles, she texted all of
us that her farts smelled like an animal crawled out

(00:47):
of her body. Yeah, that's a big thing to admit
publicly to people, right.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, that's not the kind of confession.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, so then I confessed that I did something that
I always yell at my little guy Smith's for I
flicked a booker.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
No you did, can't, all right, don't say notes.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
So, yeah, I was laying in my couch. Stick to
my nose. I don't have a tissue.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Click like, just blink any direction, a blond flick like yep, eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What's your dog? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
All right, don't try to pretend that you're the one
that doesn't pick your nose.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't know if I could put up with nasty,
sick stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right, fine us. Any confessions we do? Any confessions? Yeah,
any confessions? Oh then all right, hold on a second hair.
The church music, church music, I got I got it.
Hold on a second hair, hold on, begin them all?
Where is it? What is it?

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Here?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It is? Hello, Hello my children?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four eights. We want you to get
anything off your chest this morning that you've been hiding
from people. That might be something that will clear your conscience.
Eight four four six six five six five four eight

(02:39):
wife until the tissue is wide.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I drank too much wine, one of your little drops.
Use white wives as well, especially clean drink.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
By the way, Lydia, make sure that they say bless me,
Father Mojo, for I have sinned at the beginning of
this thing too. Eight four four six six five six
five four eight eight four four Mojo Live. I've I
want you to call us up, and I want you
to tell us your confessions. We want you to don't
feel bad about what you're saying, because people have said worse.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can guarantee you that I.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Will voice disguise you if you need to be voice disguised.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm not gonna lie to you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Guys, we've had we've had a couple of the confessions
that have come through to us lead to follow up
calls from law enforcement, and we love it.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
The wait had my head is missing, so.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Somebody it's been missing for like four months.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think somebody throw it away.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm going to order a new priest outfit, pope outfit,
so instead I got father bonnet. I've got my hair bonnet.
Actually I look like I do, look like some kind
of a thing. I don't know, you know what I know.
They got pope, they got a pope, cardinal bishop and
altim boy priest deacon.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't know what religion has hats like this.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Guys, already there we go, oisterous GUIs initial Oh are
you there? Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yes, bless me Mojo for a Hudson.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, yes, my my, dear, go ahead, let me hear
your confession.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Well, I've been divorced for eight years now and I
was living with my excellent He kicked me out after
seven years, and I decided I had to go to
the Bathroomore's really again? I was actual tired. I was
that night, so I took a crap and imagin I
tied it up and put it.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Did you like hide it? So he couldn't in the club.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
He asked me about it. He thought he accused me,
and I said that wasn't me. I said, you leave
your car old, and somebody else must.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's not me.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
I said, You've known me all these years, thirty years,
and I've never done anything like this.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh my god, So you've lived with this forever that
you crapped in your ex's car.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I love that light, babe. Yes, that feels good, though.
Doesn't it feel good to get it off your chest?

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Laughed?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh that is That is honestly one of my favorites.
Thank you for the call. I appreciate you so much.
May all right, Ray Ray are you there?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I'm here, Hi, Ray, good morning. So a couple of
years no, no, no, Ray, Ray, no.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Start you have to say, bless me, Father Mojo, for
I have sinned.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh, bless me, Father Mojo.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I thank you, my dear. Go ahead, let me hear
your confession.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
A couple of years ago, my brother got married and they
invited my ex boyfriend and his girlfriend, and I set
up the wedding party the night before, and I put
their silverware in my pants.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Why did you put your silver hair on their plants?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I kind of let's say I dirty them.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You don't like them?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Huh No, they only knew this boyfriend from me. It's
not like they were friends with him.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Weird in the first place.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
But yeah, you saw the watched them easy to nasty one.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
It was it was his wife wasn't evil. It was like,
we're gonna invite her, make her uncomfortable. But they they
were unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
By the way, Channing, you started these. You started off
by talking about your style. Hold have your voice disguise?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Af, Hi, Hello, I don't know, blessing father Mojo.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Please yes, hie go ahead? Alf all right?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
So I religiously as a door driver, that's door dash driver.
I will keep people's food if it's open, if the
bags open, I feel like it's only right, how dare you?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
How dare you do this?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Where's where's your favorite place to pick up deliveries and
drop off that?

Speaker 6 (07:35):
I think pop Eye pop Eyes?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Do you peel off like pieces of the breading and
just start eating that?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
If it's open, Bird's is surprise and chicken?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh it's cherble.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Listen, don't go on me wait.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
We won't all right, thank you?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't want him door dashing, by the way, I
get if I have a door, if I have a
doordasher with a name f on there, I'm not going
to ever accept his stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
W Are you there? W I am hi? Welcome to
Mojo Confessions.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Go ahead, bless me father Mojo? Or I have sinned?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, my son? How are you? Yes?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
So years ago, I used to be a corporate trainer
for a restaurant. Used to travel all over the US
opening restaurants. Well, my buddies and I used to record
ourselves sneaking into the laundry matt at the hotels, recording
ourselves sniffing all the panties of the of the female

(08:43):
trainers we used to work with, and we had a
full archive of probably thirty different hotels.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That we did today. You are a six son of
a bitch. Excuse my language. Dear god, you were sniffing
the panties of the girls. Yeah, oh my god. Did
that get you guys pleasure? Or was it just for giggles?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh god both. Did you keep any.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
No?

Speaker 7 (09:12):
No, you lie?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
So why.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Appear right now? Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
And this is when the phones didn't have much room
to store all the videos. But yeah, we had a
big old archive.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I've never been a panty sniffer in my life or
my own panties. I usually to see if they were used.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
And I before I wonder what the boop on his lip? Is?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Room?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Why?

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Why?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
What's going on? Okay? Sorry, bless me, father, for I
have shad. Absolutely. Can you do me a favor?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Instead of saying the word that you're going to say,
I want you to say, what could he say?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I had fun with myself? God? Yeah, okay, so I
had fun with myself?

Speaker 7 (10:11):
Uh so my Uh the roommates I was staying with
we had an agreement.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
We was split the cost some food.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Uh that's the part.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
We started doing our own thing and.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
They ate my cereal. One day I told them not
to do it. I'll do that.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
They did it again.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
So I got up for work one morning.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I you don't want to say now, whenever I went out.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
This morning, Oh and Wave, you had fun with yourself.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You had fun with yourself. Oh you know, into the cereal?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Uh yeah, into the milk.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh my god. This is a legitimate and they did,
and they used it.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I can't even see.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
What kind of cereal were they eating.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
It was life checks Max.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Put a little nutmeg in it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Hey, why that morning? Did you? Yeah? And they used
it just before I left off work. Did you did you?
Did you watch them enjoy it?

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Watch them eat the ball in front of me?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Were you laughing? Or what were you doing?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I couldn't live.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
I was just sitting a cup of water.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
But he should you know what you really healthy in
this house? Cereal?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
This is this is the best. All right.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
You are a bad human being and you are going
to hell, no matter, even if you just confess that
to us.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I just want you to know that he ate my cereal.
By the way, Life cereal could be the worst cereal ever.
It was a cinnamon. It was a cement. By the way.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
It wasn't the old thing that I think back in
the day that was Mikey likes it. Wasn't it something
like that for life Cereal, I think that was it.
It was like, I don't know, it was one of those, Yeah,
all right, I think I'm done with this.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
By the way, there are tho some of them are
so bad, Like everybody likes sticking things in their pants,
and I.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Liked it when we had people like that were robbing
banks and things like that. First Kim fashions.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't know if I necessarily like when they're doing
things with their bottle bodily functions.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm done. I think we're done. This is Mojo in
the morning.
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