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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Monjo in the morning show. So yesterday Kevin
was out. It was a day of sickness so that
he could rest and recuperate after what was an amazing
jingle ball amazing. He was not feeling good on Monday,
not feeling good on Tuesday. Still probably a little under
the weather. But we just found out something very interesting.

(00:23):
Kevin still had time to have a girl over.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh I did, and I'm glad I did because obviously
it helped.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Obviously it helped. What did you do with this? I
feel later we had some sex. You infected her. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
She knew what she was getting in and I did too.
She knew that you were not feeling good. Yeah, I mean,
you can't hide it.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
You here.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I saw right now.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't sound like myself, and yesterday I didn't sound
like myself either. But you know, people want to take
care of you, They want to nurse you back to health.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And who am I to say no? That is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
First off, who the hell is she that she he's
not thinking of her own health.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
He's an amazing young woman.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And then secondly, who the hell are you that you're
out infecting the world I'm not infecting the world. I
think on the list of I don't know remedies or
the list of medications, the list of things that you
need to do in order to fill yourself again to
get healthy, sex should be at least top five.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
You're coming from the guy who also ate thirteen tacos
when he was feeling better twenty twenty. Yeah, don't short
change me. Now. Are you telling me that you don't
feel better after a this sex session?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't think that necessarily I want to have sex.
If I'm like your sickness, if I'm not feeling good,
if maybe I'm a little under the weather, I'm okay
with it because I think that it probably is a
national natural endorphin booster or something at least. But I
but if I feel like him, like the way that
you are, you sound like crap.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
He could be on his death and that man would
still come on and he feels good afterwards.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Did you have to Did you have to pause though,
and like spit out some mucius or blow your nose
or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I didn't even think about any We had a few
drinks also, so my mind.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You're not supposed to be drinking on the medicine you're on.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I know this because I did on that medicine before.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Where is doctor warrener called Warner? I know?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So okay, so I I have a couple of things
that I want to talk about with this number One.
We learned way back when COVID was going on that
it's the air responsible. What was the thing that started
the thing? A pangulin.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Patient zero? It was patient Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It was like a pengulin started this whole thing or
whatever you are, you penglin penguin. It was a pangolin.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It was like.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
If you go back to the doctor Fauci days, they
everything he said was right.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
There was something, but it was always then and it
was like the one person that brought it to the
United States that ended up giving it to everybody else,
and now you're the infector of this girl.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know. It was like coke is an animal? Yeah,
it was an It was animal that started the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What you're like, talk about what you did.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Let's let's focus on Let's focus on Kevin. I can't
believe a girl a would want to be in the
same house with you. I didn't want to be in
the same car with you, driving you back after the
jingle bomb. I didn't appreciate that either me and Chelsea
stood in the back seat while Exavier, my nephew, was
the one that got infected by you sacrificed.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, we did not want any part of that.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And this girl, for some reason is willing to have
position wise on top around the bottom, because I would
want to be the on topper if i'm her.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I was mostly on top a few different positions. But
can I say one thing though, speaking about positions, So
I have like this this light in my in my
front room where you can change like the colors. So
it was like dark for a minute, and then like
the light is touched sensitive, so if you move your
thumb around, it'll go through the entire you know, color scheme.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
So it got brighter for a second. She's a lighter
young lady.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And speaking about getting sick, I'm gonna just say that
we were in a position.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
We can say positions, right, you say.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Positions, don't don't describe them, okay, reverse, okay, yeah, okay.
So yeah, when I say it was a certain point
where I looked, I think it was when we were starting,
like I had to shift or whatever, and I gotta
dump that.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
We're we're done. We're done.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
No, no, no, Doctor Warner is on the phone with
us right now. Make sure that that dumps. So again,
Cavin is on. Cavin is on medication from doctor Warner.
Nice doctor, I'm done, Hi doctor, how you doing?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Good morning? How the Hall of famers?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh, thank you, thank you, Mark, Mark, we're here.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I turned everybody's microphones down because they're still continuing
in X rated conversation that shouldn't be on the air.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
So here's so, here's the story you put.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You put Kevin on medication, right, So, Kevin's on medication.
And number one, he said that he's drinking on it,
which I don't think that this wasn't something he should
be doing. And number two, he had a young lady
over on day one of his medications.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
As you say, they are having a relations relation.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Yeah, well that's okay.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well, yes, I don't know yet anything.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Mark says, that's a cake because now he's looking for
a new patients. But Mark, doctor Warner, real quick though,
isn't he still infecting or isn't the infection still there
enough somebody can catch it?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, he still can catch somebody can still catch it. Yeah,
somebody can still catch it. Kevin, you're feeling better.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I was going to text you, thank you so much.
You are the greatest doctor in the world. Your speed
is only his half is how.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Kind you are. So I got the better. As he's
wheezing along saying that I can hear it. I was
ready to duck my head. I thought a bird was
flying in here.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
So tell her she can't catch the cold relations though
just by kissing kiss.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Well I did.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
He was doing things with his mouth and his but
it sounded like from that that anything but really, but
but the alcohol.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Do not be drinking on this stuff. You're not supposed
to drink on it, right.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
You're right, you're not supposed to just have a little set.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Maybe when is the last time you've ever heard Kevin
having a little set?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's all it was, doctor Warner.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
You're an excellent, excellent man, a better man than you
are even a doctor. To be honest with you, I
love you for that that you're that great. Thank you
for making Kevin hopefully feel better.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
And lit'sen.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
It sounds better. It sounds better. But you guys, be careful,
make sure you don't catch it.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh yeah, thanks I'm not even in reverse cowboy with him,
and I feel like I'm already getting this.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Disconnected me. What were you gonna ask him?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I wanted to know if having relations is a form
of medication.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Call him back.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Hold on a second, hold on, I got him right here.
I'm going to dial him right back. There's someone right
now who's see it. They don't do it.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hold on, I'm calling him right back right uh Mark, Yes, sorry,
quick question from Kevin, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Doctor Warner.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Of all the things you prescribe that obviously make your
patients feel better, does sex make people feel better when
they're sick?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Can it be a healing mechanism?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I think so yes, because I really think that somebody
works out or does some working out when they're sick.
I think they get better faster. So, you know, having
relations you're kind of doing kind of exercises a little
bit of exercise. So yes, I would say yes to that.
But we like exercise.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You can't say that for Kevin because he just lays there.
From what I heard say about.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Him afterwards, did after it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Wasn't the only thing that all right, Doctor Warner, thank you?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
He is.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
This guy cannot get serious. We love you, doctor Warner.
Merry Christmas, buddy, I love it. Merry Christmas, take care of.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Hold on, Paley wants to on it? What's up? Paley?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Hey, hey, guys, let's stop.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Good morning morning.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
So I just wanted to chime in and say, Mojo
that South Park the part on the TV show.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Is the one that said that it was a panglin,
that sort of virus. That's right. I know that a penglin.
It was a p Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
I don't think that was real.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
I think that was just.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
No, no no, I said, remember when he told a
quote unquote legitimate news story last week and quoted.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
A guy name.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Can't you just know this is not the station you
get your news from, right, those are his sources.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Don't worry. We all we all know.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
We all know that doctor Fauci started COVID and Kevin
started the flu virus this year.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
What's up, Lucy, Hi?

Speaker 6 (09:48):
I am?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I am blaming it on the rails that I saw
that single ball.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh my gosh, yes, so you got infected probably too, huh.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I didn't even touch Kevin, but I wasn't that close.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Me and my neighbor were like, we're just hungover.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
We still feel like trash.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh boy, old old Steaver, you got the jingle Ball
flew it happens?

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Sing Ball?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
We did, I mean, we had. We had a great night. Honestly,
it was a great It was wonderful. Honestly.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
The only thing I got at jingle Ball is loss
of hearing from the amount of kids screaming. Those kids
were unbelievable, weren't they.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
It was a great show. But non so.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
I'm on my way worker and I like dying.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
All right, Well, feel better? What's up?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Lee?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
My fiance used to tell me, and he says, I said,
I'm sick.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You said, come here, let meet.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Up out of you.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh no, that's a romantic guy.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
They he's been going for fifteen v I get sick
every year and now till.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
They take one of these and call me in the morning.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Oh you are unbelievable. Well take care of yourself.
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