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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Mojo in the morning. Lions.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh my god, I'll tell you what. It was ugly,
but it was a wind.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What he's look cuts, Yeah, that's what the extation point.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah. I didn't think they were going to win for
a while there.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Giants looked like they had our number and the
Lions offensive line and their defense just looked kind of
a little scattered. But Lions went again. Lions went again. Uh,
and I was in the bathroom for most of it.
So all right, So yesterday I woke up and I
was feeling great. I was it was incredible, and I
(00:45):
ended up going to work out, and so I worked
out yesterday morning. Yesterday morning, I woke up early. I'm like,
tell us, I'm going to work out and ready for
this one. I even because I got talked into this
by George from six. I got into I'm gonna try
to sawn us three to four days a week. So
George has been telling me that it's been his key
to losing weight. So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
(01:06):
do a sauna. So I did a sauna, and I
think I saunaed too long because I was not feeling great.
As we were driving down to the game, and I'm
starting to get that little bubble gut was coming, which
is cauldron. It was boiling and it was brewing, and
(01:27):
it was inside of me. Do you start to get
panicky when that happens, when you're on your way to
somewhere where there's going to be a public restaurant situation?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So do I?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And it was not a great thing because we went
with Will and Jessica, and Will got us field passes
so before the game we can go down on the
field if we wanted to. I don't think me. I
think they would have had a bio hazard on that field.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So we get in and I'm quickly going, guys, I
think I have to go to the bathroom, and they're
thinking obviously, I'm going, Pete, all right, it's gonna be greick.
I went in there and I unloaded stall to section
one oh four. I think, I don't know, and I
just had one of those moments where I'm like, oh God,
all right, thank God, it's out of me. And then
(02:12):
we go and we're standing there on the field and
we're taking our pictures and doing all of our stuff.
I said hi to a couple of listeners. It was great,
and then all of a sudden it was it's coming.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So do you not eat or drink anything the whole
time you're there and fear that it'll keep happening.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Anna, I thought, this is the first time I blamed
it on the egg white bites. At first I thought
it was the egg white bites from Starbucks. It was
not egg white bites from Starbucks. It was I think
I was.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I think I got messed up by that it's on.
So I don't eat, don't drink. I get up to
the concession area and I'm thinking I at least got
to replenish with water because I'm thinking I've got to
be dehydrated. But you're right, though, I don't want to
eat or drink normally when I go out in a
public place where there's public bathrooms, because I have to
tell you, in all the years that I've been on
this earth, and in all the years that I've been
(03:01):
in Detroiter, it's the first stadium restroom I've ever used
them yesterday yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That says a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I've peed in tons of urinals, and I've peed in
tons of toilets because they were the only ones available.
But I have never sat my bare ass on a toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I gotta be honest. I asked it because I was
you thought before.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeahsion, I apologized, but I had to.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Public well.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Not only did I raw dog that, then I went
back upstairs. We sat in the club level two hundred.
I rowed dog the one outside.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
A shower when you got home. Yes, Shannon, I'm going
to say this to you. I did after the third time. Yeah,
you do look skinnier, Gibbs. It was awful. Literally, I
(04:09):
ran for more yards. You have more runs than the Lions.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was so bad. And I don't know if anybody's
ever had this happen to them.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'd love to know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Have you ever had this happen to you where you
had you had to duty and you had the bubble guts,
and you had it in a public place. Where's the
worst place to have it? I think a Lions game
is the first place.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
To have it. I'm with you the last. Well, I dude.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It at the Pistons game a couple of times, but
at for Field I had to go as well, and
it is one of the worst times. Depend upon the
time of the of the game. That you actually have
to go because the lions can be crazy and everybody
wants to go to the journals, but the longer lines
are for the stalls.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's what sucks. Can I tell you how God is
so good?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm standing in this long line up in the two
hundred level, and I'm not kidding you. I am probably
the fiftieth guy deep in this thing, and I'm clinching
and it's having hard problems. All of a sudden, this
guy walks from out of nowhere and says, Hey, there's
nobody in that bathroom right there. I turn, I look,
(05:12):
and I go. The Holy Spirit has over.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I went in completely empty bathroom, went inside there toileted
it up, and.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Then got.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The funny thing was I was in there in such
a quick period of time where the line was so long.
The guy that was standing in front of me was
still just getting into where you couldn't see him in
the bathroom. Yeah, it was crazy. What's up, Jordan? Hi,
it's Mojo in the morning. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hold on, I gotta turn you on. Hi, Jordan. So
I'm very impressed.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Did you take the picture you put online before or
after the.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Bathroom that was in between one and two.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Okay, I was gonna say, you took a good picture
pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Let me tell you, Jordan. And in the first there's
a group shot picture. Okay, if you go to the Instagram,
you see it, the group shot picture, it's bubble gutting.
Right at that moment, the picture of me and Chelsea
side by side, it's about to come out. It is
not great. So if you see it on the Facebook,
Instagram or whatever, yes it is. I mean it is.
(06:21):
And I'm wearing Did you see the pants I was wearing. Yes,
I was wearing gray jeans.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, the only worst than gray jeans would have been khakis.
I would have kackied my khakis if I If I
did it, it was not good, Jordan. It was not
a good situation for me yesterday. Have you ever read
a bubble gut injury emergency in public place?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Jordan?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I think the I think.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The worst time to have one is I was in
my truck.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Was plate between Detroit and Grand Rapids.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
God, nowhere after you get past Lansing.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If you're in between Lancing and Grand Rapids, it's farm land.
You're you're pooping with. I just it's got me that.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, turn the heat on, turn everything off.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes, there they do.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Somebody needs to put something big over there. Yeah, well,
thank you buddy. Happy Thanksgiving Jordan too. Uh, it was
one of those ones too. Then when you're done, the
game's over with. We win, and then we get home
and I get home enough to know that I can
have my own toilet mm hm.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
In the morning. Fans, wait to have your coffee. That's
a wind down the Seed team. We will not and
we'll the moon.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
John's home where his toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Had told me he one time was in the bathroom
when they were driving down the field. That is uh,
that is one of the best in the world, theo.
He said that he was in the bathroom and they
(08:24):
were driving there was they started with the ball I
think on like the two yard line. He's like, oh,
there's no way they're going to score this fast. And
they drove all the way down and he was there going,
oh my god. People are cheering and screaming. He had
to run out, I think with his pants probably still unbuckled.
But what's up, Sarah, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I'm doing fine, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
How are you guys? Fantastic what's happening.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, I'm an Uber lisp driver and now listen to
you guys faithfully.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, we love you for that. Thank you so much.
Day Friday night, Saturday night, you guys are my party
and this car. Okay, that's awesome. Friday night dance party
with us. That's right, and I have videos to prove it.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
But anyway, with me being a lifted Uber driver, I
had a long ride.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I had the bubble guts and my face is getting green.
You know, you got.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
My passengers in the back, Like I said, that's where.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
She's like, as soon as we get to my job,
it's right by the door, I said, miss, you don't understand.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm not gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My left literally filled up with poop.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
From the front.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You are lying, not lying, I'm not lying. As soon
as she got out of my car, I pulled around
the corner from her top.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Second, I had to dumper when when you used the
breath the bad word there? But wait a second, that's
what kind of an Uber rating did you get?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm a five star baby, I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Joe, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Where'd you
get the bubble guts?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Well, it wasn't me, but it was my wife. And
we were on our way home from a friend's birthday party.
They had like a habachie night at their house. Okay,
and we're two seconds away. She says she's gotta go.
I'm like, do you want me to turn around? She said, no,
just floor it. Well, we get on like the lodge
and there's nowhere to pull over on the lodge. Yeah,
(10:34):
and she said you have to get off right now.
So I ended up pulling off and she's like, what
am I going to go in?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And all we had in.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
The trunk of the car was a crockpot box and
we pulled over and she used the crackpot box.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh my god, on the side of the road. Can
you imagine on the lodge.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Nonetheless, you're on the side of the road right around
the lodge and whyaomi, there's a lady with a crock
pot crap prep.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, what did you do with the box? You left
it there? You took it? Oh, we left it.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
There's no way that it was like champagne popping like
it was not. Yeah, it's not solid.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
By the way, can I Can I be honest with you,
that box is probably still there somewhere. There's probably somebody
still running around cleaning that thing up. So yeah, oh
my god, well you you made it there. You're a
great wife, and you treat your your woman well. Chelsea
was such a great wife to me yesterday too. She
felt so bad for me.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Are you okay? Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I go, Chelse, let's not talk about it, because the
more we talk about it, the more I feel like
I have to go.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
All right Smojoe in the morning,
It is Mojo in the morning. Lions.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh my god, I'll tell you what. It was ugly,
but it was a wind.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What he's look cuts, Yeah, that's what the extation point.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah. I didn't think they were going to win for
a while there.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Giants looked like they had our number and the
Lions offensive line and their defense just looked kind of
a little scattered. But Lions went again. Lions went again. Uh,
and I was in the bathroom for most of it.
So all right, So yesterday I woke up and I
was feeling great. I was it was incredible, and I
(00:45):
ended up going to work out, and so I worked
out yesterday morning. Yesterday morning, I woke up early. I'm like,
tell us, I'm going to work out and ready for
this one. I even because I got talked into this
by George from six. I got into I'm gonna try
to sawn us three to four days a week. So
George has been telling me that it's been his key
to losing weight. So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
(01:06):
do a sauna. So I did a sauna, and I
think I saunaed too long because I was not feeling great.
As we were driving down to the game, and I'm
starting to get that little bubble gut was coming, which
is cauldron. It was boiling and it was brewing, and
(01:27):
it was inside of me. Do you start to get
panicky when that happens, when you're on your way to
somewhere where there's going to be a public restaurant situation?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So do I?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And it was not a great thing because we went
with Will and Jessica, and Will got us field passes
so before the game we can go down on the
field if we wanted to. I don't think me. I
think they would have had a bio hazard on that field.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So we get in and I'm quickly going, guys, I
think I have to go to the bathroom, and they're
thinking obviously, I'm going, Pete, all right, it's gonna be greick.
I went in there and I unloaded stall to section
one oh four. I think, I don't know, and I
just had one of those moments where I'm like, oh God,
all right, thank God, it's out of me. And then
(02:12):
we go and we're standing there on the field and
we're taking our pictures and doing all of our stuff.
I said hi to a couple of listeners. It was great,
and then all of a sudden it was it's coming.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So do you not eat or drink anything the whole
time you're there and fear that it'll keep happening.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Anna, I thought, this is the first time I blamed
it on the egg white bites. At first I thought
it was the egg white bites from Starbucks. It was
not egg white bites from Starbucks. It was I think
I was.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I think I got messed up by that it's on.
So I don't eat, don't drink. I get up to
the concession area and I'm thinking I at least got
to replenish with water because I'm thinking I've got to
be dehydrated. But you're right, though, I don't want to
eat or drink normally when I go out in a
public place where there's public bathrooms, because I have to
tell you, in all the years that I've been on
this earth, and in all the years that I've been
(03:01):
in Detroiter, it's the first stadium restroom I've ever used
them yesterday yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That says a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I've peed in tons of urinals, and I've peed in
tons of toilets because they were the only ones available.
But I have never sat my bare ass on a toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I gotta be honest. I asked it because I was
you thought before.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeahsion, I apologized, but I had to.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Public well.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Not only did I raw dog that, then I went
back upstairs. We sat in the club level two hundred.
I rowed dog the one outside.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
A shower when you got home. Yes, Shannon, I'm going
to say this to you. I did after the third time. Yeah,
you do look skinnier, Gibbs. It was awful. Literally, I
(04:09):
ran for more yards. You have more runs than the Lions.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It was so bad. And I don't know if anybody's
ever had this happen to them.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'd love to know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Have you ever had this happen to you where you
had you had to duty and you had the bubble guts,
and you had it in a public place. Where's the
worst place to have it? I think a Lions game
is the first place.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
To have it. I'm with you the last. Well, I dude.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It at the Pistons game a couple of times, but
at for Field I had to go as well, and
it is one of the worst times. Depend upon the
time of the of the game. That you actually have
to go because the lions can be crazy and everybody
wants to go to the journals, but the longer lines
are for the stalls.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's what sucks. Can I tell you how God is
so good?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm standing in this long line up in the two
hundred level, and I'm not kidding you. I am probably
the fiftieth guy deep in this thing, and I'm clinching
and it's having hard problems. All of a sudden, this
guy walks from out of nowhere and says, Hey, there's
nobody in that bathroom right there. I turn, I look,
(05:12):
and I go. The Holy Spirit has over.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I went in completely empty bathroom, went inside there toileted
it up, and.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Then got.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The funny thing was I was in there in such
a quick period of time where the line was so long.
The guy that was standing in front of me was
still just getting into where you couldn't see him in
the bathroom. Yeah, it was crazy. What's up, Jordan? Hi,
it's Mojo in the morning. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hold on, I gotta turn you on. Hi, Jordan. So
I'm very impressed.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Did you take the picture you put online before or
after the.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Bathroom that was in between one and two.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Okay, I was gonna say, you took a good picture
pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Let me tell you, Jordan. And in the first there's
a group shot picture. Okay, if you go to the Instagram,
you see it, the group shot picture, it's bubble gutting.
Right at that moment, the picture of me and Chelsea
side by side, it's about to come out. It is
not great. So if you see it on the Facebook,
Instagram or whatever, yes it is. I mean it is.
(06:21):
And I'm wearing Did you see the pants I was wearing. Yes,
I was wearing gray jeans.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I didn't get that.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, the only worst than gray jeans would have been khakis.
I would have kackied my khakis if I If I
did it, it was not good, Jordan. It was not
a good situation for me yesterday. Have you ever read
a bubble gut injury emergency in public place?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Jordan?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I think the I think.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The worst time to have one is I was in
my truck.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Was plate between Detroit and Grand Rapids.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
God, nowhere after you get past Lansing.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If you're in between Lancing and Grand Rapids, it's farm land.
You're you're pooping with. I just it's got me that.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, turn the heat on, turn everything off.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes, there they do.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Somebody needs to put something big over there. Yeah, well,
thank you buddy. Happy Thanksgiving Jordan too. Uh, it was
one of those ones too. Then when you're done, the
game's over with. We win, and then we get home
and I get home enough to know that I can
have my own toilet mm hm.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
In the morning. Fans, wait to have your coffee. That's
a wind down the Seed team. We will not and
we'll the moon.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
John's home where his toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Had told me he one time was in the bathroom
when they were driving down the field. That is uh,
that is one of the best in the world, theo.
He said that he was in the bathroom and they
(08:24):
were driving there was they started with the ball I
think on like the two yard line. He's like, oh,
there's no way they're going to score this fast. And
they drove all the way down and he was there going,
oh my god. People are cheering and screaming. He had
to run out, I think with his pants probably still unbuckled.
But what's up, Sarah, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I'm doing fine, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
How are you guys? Fantastic what's happening.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Well, I'm an Uber lisp driver and now listen to
you guys faithfully.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, we love you for that. Thank you so much.
Day Friday night, Saturday night, you guys are my party
and this car. Okay, that's awesome. Friday night dance party
with us. That's right, and I have videos to prove it.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
But anyway, with me being a lifted Uber driver, I
had a long ride.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I had the bubble guts and my face is getting green.
You know, you got.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
My passengers in the back, Like I said, that's where.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
She's like, as soon as we get to my job,
it's right by the door, I said, miss, you don't understand.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm not gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My left literally filled up with poop.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
From the front.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You are lying, not lying, I'm not lying. As soon
as she got out of my car, I pulled around
the corner from her top.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Second, I had to dumper when when you used the
breath the bad word there? But wait a second, that's
what kind of an Uber rating did you get?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm a five star baby, I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Joe, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Where'd you
get the bubble guts?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Well, it wasn't me, but it was my wife. And
we were on our way home from a friend's birthday party.
They had like a habachie night at their house. Okay,
and we're two seconds away. She says she's gotta go.
I'm like, do you want me to turn around? She said, no,
just floor it. Well, we get on like the lodge
and there's nowhere to pull over on the lodge. Yeah,
(10:34):
and she said you have to get off right now.
So I ended up pulling off and she's like, what
am I going to go in?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And all we had in.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
The trunk of the car was a crockpot box and
we pulled over and she used the crackpot box.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh my god, on the side of the road. Can
you imagine on the lodge.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Nonetheless, you're on the side of the road right around
the lodge and whyaomi, there's a lady with a crock
pot crap prep.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, what did you do with the box? You left
it there? You took it? Oh, we left it.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
There's no way that it was like champagne popping like
it was not. Yeah, it's not solid.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
By the way, can I Can I be honest with you,
that box is probably still there somewhere. There's probably somebody
still running around cleaning that thing up. So yeah, oh
my god, well you you made it there. You're a
great wife, and you treat your your woman well. Chelsea
was such a great wife to me yesterday too. She
felt so bad for me.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Are you okay? Is everything okay?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I go, Chelse, let's not talk about it, because the
more we talk about it, the more I feel like
I have to go.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
All right Smojoe in the morning,
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