Full Show 02-07-2025

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Qui Detroit, Dots, Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Mojos big one. God.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let me take you back to the beginnings.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Alrighty ready you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You're a doodo ahead, we shilet's get it going. I'm
going early, there we go. It's the week world, Good morning,
and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. We
got a very special day today. We'll tell you coming

(00:52):
up here in the next ten minutes or so. Somebody's
got a birthday. Somebody's got a birthday. Good to have
everybody here. Shannon Megan, Kevin kp Lyady, Zach Bianca, Charlie Keegan,

(01:14):
Daniel Rocker and all of you are great listeners that
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throwbacks coming up here. It's Super Bowl weekend and I

(01:36):
could care less about the game. Sound I'm all about
I want cocktail, weenies, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
A blanket, ah, I love some pigs in a blanket
were mini.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ones geez blocks. I used to be called by a
past girlfriend the pig in the blanket. But I will
tell you this. This weekend, we're going gluten free. I
want some gluten free help here. By the way, I
actually made uh like a I don't know, two or
three years ago, I was on this whole keto thing
and I did nachos that were no chips at all,

(02:09):
but they were on like those little colored peppers that
you know, you see those things at the the worst
decision I have ever made. I think I'm still going
to the bathroom from that that. It was nachos. Believe
it or not, I know there's no chow in the nacho.
Gotta stay off interest awful. All right, here we go.
Let's get this thing started. Come on, guys, weekend, weekend,

(02:34):
let's do it on the weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Start.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Last weekend, I went out with my friends and we
got totally wasted.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Well it sounds gooat to me.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
In the morning. What we got a special edition of
this and we got to make sure we do it good.
Hold on a second, here, it is a special Happy birthday, Zach, Zach,
you're doing it with me. Come on, hit the mood.
Sing it along here the.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Welcome to the mojo, the mojo in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
This is the mojo mojo in the morning show. We
have got your mojo Mojo in the morning show. Zack's
birthday Mojo Morning Show. Welcome to the mojo mojo in
the morning shows. This is oh mojo mojo.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
In the morning shows.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Better than say Zack your radio, say you'll have a
Zach on your sol again. He gets the podcast up
every morning. Go this is a moot Joe the morning.
So this is a moot Joe the money.

Speaker 9 (03:52):
So we sell um bret Inzack birthday on the bud jo.

Speaker 10 (03:56):
So this is a boat Joe morning's.

Speaker 11 (04:08):
Birthday.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Any birthday's thirty thirty.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Zach is having a birthday this weekend. And it's a
big one, thirtyeth birthdays. Wait, you see Zach doing the dance.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
And you did the Donald Trump That was like, d
is good. That was Donald Trump a birthday. By the way,
this is a big one. Thirty is a big one
because I mean, there's certain birthdays are kind of monumental obviously,
any of the ones that are round right round birthdays,
But thirty is a big one, because it's kind of
like you've done and you, by the way, have accomplished
so much by your thirtieth think of all the stuff

(04:55):
that you told us that you were grateful for the
past year that you were able to accomplish. But there's
some things that you've missed. I'm nervous now. We need
to find was your birthday Saturday or Sunday? On Sunday
super Sunday. Got today and tomorrow to get some last
minute things done. All okay? Do you ever have sex
with a hooker?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, don't do that. That's not something to kind of
want to make sure this knows a confassion. This is
a confession. Have you Uh, let's let me ask this question.
Have you ever loved him and leave them at all?
In the same time, No, met somebody and left him.
And it's just basically, all right, we got to find him,
like a date for tonight. Can you do that at all?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Mean a one night stand?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, like a one night Have you read a one
sent Yeah? But like you were you the one that Oh? No, okay,
what are some other things that we could get him
to do? Anymore?

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Have you asked sex with two different people in the
same day. No, oh, we can make that Sunday.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Have you had sex with someone older than thirty?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes? Okay, have your sex one? Why is it about sex?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Well? I know.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah? Have you have you ever written steel vengeance? I
thought her name was scary. I don't know. We got
to figure out, Like you know, when we all turned
thirty years old, I felt like by thirty years old,
like I felt like, you know, it was weird because
I had family and stuff like that. I was married,
had kids, and I had buddies of mine that were

(06:26):
thirty years old. And they were like the single guys
going to Vegas and popping bottles and stuff. And it's
funny because no matter where you are in your life,
you always sit there and compare yourselves to others. Yea,
And I will say this to you, Zach. I think
you are right where you should be. You are exactly
in the right spot. And this has been and you
said this, It was out of your the mouth of
a babe. You said that this was such a good

(06:48):
year for you.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
It well, and we're only getting better. He walked into
this bro He walked in the studio today. He walked
in the studio today, Lydia goes, are you care? You said,
what's going on? Are you feeling about this man? Your
birthday weekend?

Speaker 12 (07:03):
I don't really celebrate my birthday unless like I don't know,
Like I don't do things for myself unless like it's
already planned for and someone else did it like for me,
So like I don't know, it's just another day, but
it's super Bowl Day. I get to see Kendrake.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
We're celebrating your birthday today on the motch on the
Morning Show. So we got some plans for you, So
get ready for that, and you're just gonna have to
bring the plans in the guy that meets him at
the door, Courtney, what's going on? It's Zach's birthday today, Hi, Courtney.

Speaker 13 (07:31):
Hi, just wanted to say happy birthday and how proud
we are with you for this past year.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Isn't cool getting to know this guy and for those
that don't, you got to get to know this guy.
He's a special person. So Zach, Zach is the guy
that literally makes everybody's day better, and we need to
make his day better because you know, today is obviously
his Friday birthday celebration that we're going to do so appreciate. Uh, Courtney,
anything that Zach needs, anything that he needs to do

(08:00):
by the time he's thirty years old, is there, you know?
Forty eight hours?

Speaker 14 (08:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (08:09):
On the spot, I can't think of anything really.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Cony, Corny, do you have tattoos? Do you have tattoos?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Corney?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
No, no, no, Zach, do you have any tattoos? I
have one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
You do? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Skydiving, skydading, sky diving.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
We'll wait till thirty one. Chloe, what's going on? H Chloe?

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Birthday?

Speaker 11 (08:37):
Is that so much?

Speaker 13 (08:40):
Thirty?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I like that has to do the first uder thirty?
Oh my god, Chloe? Can I ask how old you are?
Are you thirty years old or younger?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm younger.

Speaker 16 (08:54):
I'm twenty four.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, you're twenty four years old. Does he seem old
to you?

Speaker 17 (08:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Does this seems old at all?

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (09:01):
I don't think so. I mean, especially not with the
stories of like him your guys' party.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Read him.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
By the way, what happens at the party stays at
the party. Denny, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Denny?

Speaker 11 (09:15):
Good morning?

Speaker 18 (09:15):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (09:18):
Hey?

Speaker 20 (09:18):
Zach?

Speaker 21 (09:19):
Happy birthday?

Speaker 14 (09:20):
Birthday?

Speaker 18 (09:20):
Gift you can come by the.

Speaker 22 (09:22):
Restaurant today and I got your lunch on the house.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Let's got what restaurant, Danny, I'm down the street.

Speaker 22 (09:29):
I'm on Jefferson.

Speaker 14 (09:30):
That's got the d Chase Stockers on boat.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh wow, we will come and see you.

Speaker 22 (09:35):
You get the truth, whatever you want. And actually I've
been wanting to bring you guys lunch one day.

Speaker 21 (09:40):
I've been a long time listening to you guys, and
I said.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
You know what, I appreciate you. You guys like here,
talk to Lydia I she'll she'll grab some information from it.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Denny.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
We appreciate you, man, Gabby. What's going on? It's Zach's
birthday weekend? Everybody, Happy birthday Zach?

Speaker 21 (09:57):
What my birthday is on the same day, but I'm
oi older than him.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh Aquarius, that's what matters. All All people on the
same day need to get together, hold hands, be naked
and watch the Super Bowl. Have you ever watched a
Super Bowl naked? I never was.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
By the way, I don't know if I want to
watch the Super Bowl naked. Although I will tell you this,
I have put big pants on on Super Bowl Sundays
because I knew I was gonna eat a lot of food,
so it's a good sweatpants kind of day. Gabby, happy
birthday to you have the best birthday.

Speaker 23 (10:29):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 13 (10:31):
Happy birthday, Zach.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Happy birthday. Just mojo in the mornings, back in the day,
got back in the day, all right. All happened in
the same year. This was the year that the TV
show Here Comes Honey, Boo Boo was on television. Cam
My mother has told.

Speaker 14 (10:49):
Me in the past that if you for twelve to
fifteen times a day, you could lose a.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Lot of white.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh gosh, Ted starring Mark Wahlberg hit theaters.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Really talk to me.

Speaker 17 (11:00):
It's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's weird.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
You're my spring John.

Speaker 17 (11:10):
But eventually everyone grows.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Up and the big song. I don't think there's this
a song, or I have a different song written on
my page. Here we follow? Was it okay? All right?
I had the wanted Glad you came, but interesting, that's okay,
I'll take this on. I was gonna say, I trying

(11:36):
to make sure I didn't play the wrong club. You're
both of them probably from the same year. You remember
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Speaker 4 (11:59):
This ain't sweater.

Speaker 15 (12:00):
Whether it's where your whole lord wrobe, whether is mojo
in the morning, We gonna take you back in.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
In the morning, back in the day.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Tell us when this stuff happened? All right, it was
the year that here comes honey Booboo came out on
What was it? When was that on? Was that on HBO?

Speaker 24 (12:20):
Or what.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Channel? My mother has told me in the past.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Is he for twelve to fifteen times?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
That equals a lot of white?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
What's what did they teach?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
It used to be like an informational network?

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, Ted was the big movie. Sorry, Mark Wahlberg could
really talk to me.

Speaker 17 (12:39):
It's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wind.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And the big song was Rihanna. What year was this,
Leah from Sterling Heights? Do we have the right year?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
It was.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Give it to congratulations, you got it. We're gonna set
you up with the prize. Hang on the for just
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got them for free. Congratulations to you.

Speaker 25 (13:10):
Awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Have a great weekend, ree too, have a great one.
That's by the way, Ford Field, February twenty fourth. So
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Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, Jordan. The Morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Cabm's idea was for Zach's thirtieth birthday that he needs
to get dirty and do the dirty on the Thursday.
So Shannon's going to give him one story to do
at the end of this dirty is right, yep? Huh,
all right, Channon, what's going on? Okay?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
So first off, I want to start with some baby news,
but some really exciting baby news. A great big congratulations
to Jared and Kristin Gong. They aren't expecting their first
little life.

Speaker 21 (14:16):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
They actually so.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
She was on the red carpet last night and Kristin,
I hate you. Are you even more beautiful pregnant than
you already are stunning anyway? But she did look beautiful.
They spoke exclusively to People magazine about their excitement for parenthood,
with Jared saying he's really looking forward to becoming a

(14:38):
dad and Kristen said, We're just excited to enjoy this
special time together and soak up every single second. So
from what I'm hearing, babies coming this summer, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That is so cool. By the way, they had the
NFL Awards last night, Dan Campbell got screwed. Bruh, Dan
camp Dan Campbell did not win Coach of the Year.
The guy who we beat twice, that Minnesota Vikings coach
ended up winning, and Dan Campbell had some people that
didn't even vote for him in the top three of coaches.
Somebody doesn't like Dan Campbell. I don't understand why that

(15:08):
could be, because the guy seems like the most lovable
and if you watch any of those shows, like you
know the ESPN shows or you know CBS and NFL stuff,
those guys all love them like they all talk about
how he would be the guy they would want to
coach their team. So the problem is not a lot
of those guys that are actually voters. Yeah, that's the problem.
Ben Johnson did win, he won Assistant Coach of the Year,

(15:32):
and I think there's a lot of people that have
this feeling that Ben Johnson was the brains behind things.
And I think that that's the big thing for next year.
Dan's got to come back and he's got to just
kill it next year, just so that people get this
Ben Johnson thing out of their head.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Have you guys been following this little to me more?
Andrew Garfield fling. They have been spotted everywhere together and
they are not side with their PDA. They were at
the Golden Globes together, they went to two thinking two
different film festival, film festivals and after parties together. They've

(16:05):
been spotted all around Idaho lately, where Demi Moore has
a home, leading to lots of speculation that something is
going on, like something serious is going on there, Oh,
Andrew hearing that Taylor Swift feels absolutely manipulated by her
former friend Blake Lively in this ongoing legal battle with
Justin Baldoni as far as their friendship goes or allegedly

(16:28):
isn't one at the moment. And Taylor swears she unknowingly
walked into that meeting between Blake, Justin, and Ryan Reynolds
at Blake and Ryan's New York City penthouse, unaware that
this very serious discussion about a scene in It Ends
with Us was happening. And since that night, Taylor has
learned that Blake has name dropped her and has leveraged

(16:50):
her name in various situations and it's just baffling her.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
So just not good Blake Lively. If she doesn't win
this case or you know, ends up losing to Justin Baldoni,
I wonder what this does for her in Ryan Reynolds's career.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Well, and she's also getting some bad blood pun intended
right now, because she's about to be well. She's currently
promoting a sequel to a movie that she did with
Anna Kendrick and Anna there's a lot of rumors that
her and Andrew Ke hetrick hated each other's guts, and
that she was really kind of a mean girl to
Anna Kendrick. So that now that story is piggybacking on

(17:29):
this one, which is not good for her reputation.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
And oh, this is you, this is young, this is good.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
He has not seen this story yet, so this is
totally I'm throwing him to the wolves here.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
All right, he's gonna get to sit down and do
your own mind your microphone. I'm a sit down, sit down,
sit down. This is actually kind of fun. Sit down
right there. This is great. Zach's birthday today is going
to be on Sunday. He's gonna be thirty years old,
so he's doing a dirty on the thirty right now,
go ahead, sack.

Speaker 12 (17:58):
The memph Is Zoo in Tennessee is celebrating Valentine's Day
by giving fans the chance to sell a cute red
panda video to their sweethearts or a video of a
crapping elephant to their axes. The zoo announced its dating
or Dumping promo. An exchange to a donation of ten dollars,
you can get a video to pass along a V
Day gift. The options are adorable video of a red

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panda munching on a grape, or a stinky video of
an elephant pooping hitting the hitting the pile. The zoo
sat on social media that the elephant poop videos are
good for more than just access.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Maybe it's just your annoying neighbor, over bearing.

Speaker 12 (18:36):
Mother in law, your ex, or that coworker who still
gives you nightmares this Valentine's Day. Let an elephant do
the talking and named the turd after a turd?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Why did that remind me of when I was at
Columbia College and we all had to go and do
a news story for a class one day and we
had to get up in front of the class.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
It kind of reminded me a little do that, and
I would always like count how many people were before
me so I could practice what I thought was gonna
be my little chill not sound like an idiot. Good
jobs in ic Hey for all of today's for all
of this week's dirty catch up on the podcast on
the iHeartRadio app or mojour in the morning dot com er,

(19:23):
give Shannon.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
A hug like she gave him a present or something
that was crazy that was amazing, Idiots Mojoe in the morning.
We're gonna play two versions of the five at six
fifty five this morning, you will hear the five at
six fifty five, and then you will hear a special
version of the five at six fifty five a little
later this morning, when we have a special in studio
guest and that is the last fifteen time Champ that

(19:45):
we had, Zach who is going to be coming in
uh to play with us. So his name Eric Eric.
Why am I say exactay, everything is about Zach Eric.
We're changing your names is Thatch. But yeah, so he'll
he'll play coming up later this morning, So that will
be fun and we'll have a good opportunity for everybody
to kind of get to hear if Shannon knows her

(20:06):
stuff because she has to take him on. And all
the questions, by the way, are hard questions. They're all
sports or hip hop R and B.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
No, I'm basically going that was always been the joke.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
That was always the joke. I would always throw one
sports question in there, and then I'd throw in some
like hip hop question in there, because for some reason
that those were the only ones I could ever get
Shannon on. All Right, Mojo in the Morning Show good
to have you guys here with us. I can't believe
we're a week away from Valentine's Day. It's kind of
just crazy, isn't it. How the time just seems like

(20:42):
it's flying. Like I feel like we've gone from one
holiday to another holiday because it seems like yesterday it
was just Christmas. I literally just took my Christmas tree down, Actually, Chelsea,
I just did.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
There's so many people in my neighborhood that still have
their lights on, and like I was.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Still doing it. Yeah, we have our lights on. Still
I'm not touching those. First off, I'm not touching those
because I have to unplug them. And the only thing
that I like, I'm waiting for them to like a
short to happen, and for the lights outside to go
off or my you know snow, like my driveway is
pure ice. Have you guys seme like I'm not kidding you.

(21:17):
So yesterday I went to like twenty hardware stores. It
seemed like the Lows and the you know, big box
stores like Home Depot, But then I ended up going
to like the Ace Hardware that's down the street from
my house, and then the Mom and Pop. It was
a true value or whatever. I could not find salt
like to put out the salt shortage. Well, I couldn't
find salt, and I couldn't find dog friendly because we

(21:39):
have dogs and our dogs hate it. But it's like,
what do I do? Do I appease the dogs or
do I appease the Amazon driver that's about them fall
and slip on his ass? It's crazy? Is it like treacherous?
How bad it is?

Speaker 5 (21:52):
So my driveway we salted like the steps that go
into the like the door that we use for the
house the most, the side door, and we salted like
the walkway for the lady. But their driveway is just
I mean, I'm not joking. I shuffled to my car. See,
I did it yesterday morning. I had to do it
again today because it was still some of it melted
a little bit.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
But Apartment Living Baby, shout out to the landscaping crew.
They got that boy salted and they were able to
do it all because I'll tell you our parking lot
here at the radio station. Even though they went out
and did all the saltan and stuff like that, I
felt like walking to work today from the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'll park right. I don't know, did you ever feel
bad about the fact that you never take parking from it?
I don't. Did you ever feel bad when he was
calling me out for showing up late? Well? No, all right,
when you're early, you can park where you want. What
is one I have to do with the other? Are
you the guy? Are you the guy that parks in
the expectant mothers parking at the Stars? Do we have

(22:46):
any expecting mothers on the show? I'd love to know,
freaking news. No, but they have. They have those parking
spots for a reason. I always feel like I'm leaving
those for the girls. Like I actually thought about this.
I thought when kap Wish was on her crutches. Yeah,
and I'm thinking to myself, Oh, maybe it might not
be a bad idea to leave a space open for her,
be a gentleman. I saw Kpe pull in today too. Yeah, okay,

(23:07):
it was too big to park where you, and you
took the spot out. She couldn't have parked anyway. She
would have been blocking a dropway with that big ass
tricks she got. Yeah, well you know what I need.
Somebody needs to tell me how I can get this.
When yesterday I was leaving here and I went to
the da C to go do that thing, that that talk.
They had a couple of cars parked on the side
of the road. In one of the cars said official

(23:28):
Detroit Business. And I had no idea what that sign was.
It was on the guy's his window. He had it
on his passenger side window. At the DAC, No, it was. No,
it's parked like in front of the GEM Theater. Oh,
and I need somebody to I don't know what do
they call it. They used to call it Xerox copy.
What do they zero remember that they used to do copy.
I need somebody to photo copy that for me. Kinko

(23:50):
copy Kios doesn't even exist anymore. I want you x office.
I want you to FedEx office. That's a long mile
a decade, but I want somebody. I want some need
to steal me one of those things because I want
one of those like I want that, like, if there's
anybody that now that we're working and we for those
who don't know, we now are downtown Detroit. Now that
we're downtown Detroit, I need everything I can do that's

(24:12):
shady to go along with what I like. I want that.
I want the codes to you know, the lots at
the LCA from when I go to concerts. You know
I want I want the hidden stuff, you know, And
what I'll do I'll share with you whatever you got
whatever you want from us, well you know, I'll get
you the secret codes to get good deals from Live
Nation or something like that. Say less, I don't know

(24:34):
all the little things that they put inside the window.
They don't, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
At all.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, they're cops or something. There's some kind of to
your point, it looks like something you can just make.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Yeah, take a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Call me if you're if you're a Detroit police officer
or you know a meeter person like whoever the parking
atte Will you call us up and tell us who
are these people that have those things? Because I really
want one of those? Because can you imagine how great
that would be? In my car already looks I have
a black Chevy ty Hope from Gordon Chevrolet. It already
looks like it could be an official police business. Eh,

(25:06):
you got Whitmer in the bag? I could or mayor
dougg you know, maybe that's the thing I get to do.
I gotta ask him for that help. Its mojo in
the morning's five is six fifty five, five and six
to fifty five, yoh five and six to fifty five.
Now all right, we're gonna do the five of six
fifty five. Nicks going for his fourth in a row. Nick,

(25:27):
You readybody?

Speaker 26 (25:29):
I am good morning every Friday.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Happy Friday, man, it's good to have you on the show.
Your challenger this morning. Oh this is really funny. Lydia
always gives me a little bit of information about them.
I'll read it erbadim. He's from Nova and he is
currently packing a bowl to smoke, and he's the manager

(25:52):
of a local casino. Please welcome Sean to the show.
Is that true? You're packing a bowl to smoke right now?

Speaker 23 (26:00):
But deed's been done.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I love it. Are we like happy with the packing
job that you did on that?

Speaker 15 (26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (26:08):
It went, it went really well.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's good. All right? Well will you be smoking that
after you get done with the five of six fifty five?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (26:18):
Before?

Speaker 18 (26:19):
Oh no, I was doing that and I was studying.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
All right, let's see what happens here? What was that noise?
What was that? I want to know what that? That
was actually kind of good. I don't know, you know
what that actually kind of was kind of cool. It
sounded like to me that that that was him and
his bust, the drug bust was happening. All right, we're
locking you up in a sound proof area. Nick will
begin this contest. Know that the guy that you're taking

(26:43):
on is under the influence of some stuff. Five pop
culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty
goes to the champion. Question number one. Sean Josh Allen
took home the MVP Award at the NFL Honors last night.
What team is Josh the quarterback for Buffalo Bills? Question
number two? Rumor has it that Demi Moore is hooking

(27:05):
up with actor Andrew Garfield. Andrew's famous for playing which superhero?
Three seconds past? Question number three. Comedian Chris Rock is
celebrating a milestone birthday today. How old is he? Is
he A forty B fifty or C sixty.

Speaker 17 (27:27):
B fifty?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Question number four. Selena Gomez and the actress who played
Rachel on the hit sitcom Friends, hosted a Gallantines event
this week. Who is she?

Speaker 28 (27:40):
Who's the actress on Friends?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Who is the actress? Yeah? The place? And question number five.
This popular makeup store featuring a black and white logo
is the new hot spot for tween girls' birthday parties.
What's it called? Let's bring the champ back from a

(28:02):
sound proof area? How did stoner Sean? That's all he
got was to the one you dropped? Jesus, I missed

(28:23):
some dumb bastard, But you out all right?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Nick, We're gonna get your fourth win in a row.
You're gonna clean this week up. Josh Allen took home
the MVP Award at the NFL Honors last night. What
team is Josh? The quarterback for.

Speaker 26 (28:38):
The Buffalo Bell.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Question number two? Surprised that Sean missed this one. Rumor
has it that Demi Moore is hooking up with actor
Andrew Garfield. Andrew's famous for playing which superhero.

Speaker 26 (28:53):
Spider Man?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yes? Question number three. Comedian Chris Rock is celebrating a
miles Own birthday today. How old is he? Is he
A forty? B fifty or C sixty?

Speaker 29 (29:08):
Uh?

Speaker 26 (29:08):
He's got to be sixty?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah here sixty.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Three to one. I was surprised by that.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Question number four. Selena Gomez and the actress who played
Rachel on the hit sitcom Friends, hosted a Gallantines event
this week.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Who is she.

Speaker 22 (29:24):
Jennifer Aniston?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, And last, but not least, for a perfect score.
This popular makeup store featuring a black and white logo,
is the new hotspot for tween girls birthday parties. What's
it called?

Speaker 11 (29:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yes, nice mine, I can nab a gain birth. Oh yeah,
it's beautiful. That's awesome. Thank you so much for saying that.
Congratulations to you, buddy. We got You're coming back next week, Nick, Sean,
we got a prize for you. We're gonna get you
some Kroger. You might need some munchies. Hold on, Jason

(30:07):
wants to make a comment. What's up, Jason?

Speaker 30 (30:11):
Hey man, Mojo, you gotta wake up, a bakeup and
be fried every morning.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Buddy.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Well, you know what, Jason, I think you're right. I
don't know if anybody wants to share, If you want
to share with us, Sean will take some is do
we you know what? Let's do this. Let's open up
the phone lines to our early morning stoner's crew. If
you are an early morning stoner and proud of it
and would like to get a shout out on the

(30:36):
radio eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four
sixty six five six five four eight. Will you call
us up right now? Would you like to be the owners?
Stand up? Would you would you like to get whatever
strain that Sean is packing today? Would you like to
ask you about that? Do you guys do stuff like that?

(30:58):
Were we smoking?

Speaker 22 (30:59):
Sew apple tart?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Give it to me? All right? Lotto black carried baby,
let's go all right? Hold on, the phone lines are
going crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Here they go.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Mojo in the Morning's five is six fifty.

Speaker 17 (31:16):
Five Detroit.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Till we go, three great stations, one stupid show.

Speaker 17 (31:28):
This is Mojo in the Morning Live.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Steam warn Let's do it. It is time now for
our Mojo in the Morning Show patented Early Morning Stoner's Club.
The club has come to order.

Speaker 31 (31:49):
Hold on, I need my gabble.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Gabble by the way, it should be like a bomb.
We're coming to order here now, guys, and we are
asking you all to shout each other out. Yeah, tell us,
tell us who's waking up this morning and having some fun.
Let's go to Brandon first. What's up Brandon?

Speaker 15 (32:10):
Hey?

Speaker 26 (32:10):
First time, long time.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
We had a topic that you what's going on, buddy?

Speaker 28 (32:21):
Not too much?

Speaker 24 (32:22):
You know?

Speaker 26 (32:23):
Last night I had to re up, grabbed a new
cart and uh accidentally grabbed.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Your indocot sleepiness, So uh.

Speaker 26 (32:30):
Wrong thing to hit in the morning. But you know,
I'm still gonna go to work. We're gonna have a
good time.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
What kind of work do you do?

Speaker 26 (32:38):
I'm just a h I'm a customer service rep. I
saw uh vinyl for boats.

Speaker 28 (32:44):
Basically.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Okay, it's gonna be a great day.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Excuse me. I think the man fell asleep. This is perfect.
Buzz is on the phone with us right now.

Speaker 28 (32:55):
Buzz, Hi, Hey, how are you doing good?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Buddy? Welcome to the early morning Smokers Stoner's Club. What's
going on?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh, just sitting here to go to work, smoking on
some glue.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Glue yeah, stut. Shannon's looking here going I don't know
what that means.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I don't I'm just trying to pretend I'm coolick.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Nodding, Yeah, that sounds cool. Love, Buzz What do you
do for a living, my friend?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Right now, I'm working on BMW mechanics.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay, Oh no, no, I want my five series worked
on by you today. Let's go. We'll see it.

Speaker 19 (33:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Katie is on with us. We got the ladies today.
What's up ladies. How are you Katie.

Speaker 27 (33:43):
I'm doing well.

Speaker 25 (33:44):
I am in the auto department as well.

Speaker 32 (33:46):
I am a claims.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Adjuster and are we waking and bacon?

Speaker 32 (33:51):
Absolutely every day I do the warm up show with
you guys. Also, Katie, not smoking any glue today. But
we have the fire sticks by Glorious Canadas Company.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Amazing nice. Let's get shout out to them.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I also want my claim suggest to be high. I
want them to approve.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
That's true.

Speaker 32 (34:15):
Why we do it before work so we're in a
good mood.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
The rates aink the only thing. Huh Hey on one second, okay,
let's go to Jessica here, Hi, Jessica. How are you
welcome to the club?

Speaker 16 (34:26):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (34:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 16 (34:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Good what's going on? We are already smoking?

Speaker 21 (34:31):
Oh yes, I'm old fashioned.

Speaker 24 (34:33):
I need to roll a joint.

Speaker 21 (34:35):
Nice fashion Doobie and Adobe a day.

Speaker 24 (34:37):
Keep the flower away.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I like how you told Lydia that you are a
medicated mama.

Speaker 24 (34:44):
Oh yes, I am proud of it.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Love, Thank you for listening to the show. Let's go
to Eugene next. Hello, Eugene, welcome to the club. How
are you, buddy? Good morning everyone, Good morning morning. What's happening.
Just giving a show out to the stoners in the morning.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
You know how it goes well?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
And I really because I couldn't do it this early
in the morning. I told you that. I literally cried
last time I tried. But what's happening? I drive an
hour to work and every day I smoke on my drive. Okay,
can you tell me where you drive so I can
stay off that road. You're not on a lodge, are you?

Speaker 33 (35:22):
No?

Speaker 28 (35:22):
No, I seventy five, all right, I.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Seventy five shout out to I seventy five traffic right now? Well,
thank you for the call. Appreciated, Eugene. Let's go to
your fate Angel is on with us right now? Is
that your name?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
What's going on? Fate Angel?

Speaker 28 (35:41):
I have been smoking since I've been seven, and I
smoked from the time.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I get up to the time I go to bed
since you were seven.

Speaker 28 (35:49):
Yeah, my mom and dad gave it to me for
eighty ah d okay, lie, and I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
How did you guys?

Speaker 28 (35:59):
They give me too learnt a lighter colored book and
crys and tell me leave me a love of them.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Be honest. I feel like you need to talk to
somebody I mean, how does our show sound to you?
You like listening to Mojo in the.

Speaker 28 (36:16):
Morning, A long time listener, and I've been trying to
get on for a long time. This first time I got.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's at saying a long time, first time. Thank you
for the call. I appreciate you.

Speaker 28 (36:32):
Oh, no problem. Hey, I also tried to call when
you were talking about sex workers, because I've been a
sex worker since I've been sixteen.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Are you serious?

Speaker 28 (36:42):
I'm dead serious, because I've been on my own because
I'm inter sex.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Okay, well, I'm sorry. Children. I feel like everybody needs
a good parent in their life. Unfortunately we got. Well,
thank you for the call. Appreciate it, so Zach, happy birthday.
I just okay, Lydia, who's next. I'll take one last

(37:07):
call here, here's the thing. You have to go all
the way down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Sometimes we just get the comment, yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I know that was one of those. I'll listen back
to that on the podcast and wish that I would
have gotten out of that one with a sweeper afterwards.
Any last ones, harror, Am I good?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
We got to play and the tickets to go to
Florida with Mojo in the Morning. Listen to seven thirty
to get in on the Mojo in the Morning. That's
gonna be one of those ones where later today I'll
be listening to that one going Actually, it was kind
of funny. Do you ever like the roller.

Speaker 34 (37:46):
Coaster where we're going up, We're going up, We're going up,
and we quickly do that first drop.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, all right, it's Mojo in the Morning show.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I wanted to thank all you guys, Thank you guys
for being supportive of yesterday's thing that I had to
do with the DAC. But special things to Shannon and Megan.
You guys came out there yesterday. It was awesome to
have you there.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Oh so much fun.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
It was really fun.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I had no idea what I was set to do.
They asked me to come and speak at this thing
at the DAC yesterday. It was they have an organization
called the Beavers. I did not know that the Beavers
were a pool basketball.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
League in the early nineteen hundreds, like this has been
a tradition in.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
This nineteen twenty something or yeah, but it was. It
was really a lot of fun. It was weird seeing
a bunch of men in speaking, but it was actually
kind of it was fun having Shannon and Megan there
because you would if I came and told you guys
what it was about, you never would have believed it.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
So these guys were wild. I'm talking like, there was
this area off of I don't know if I'm allowed
to talk about some of this stuff. I think they're okay.
So they're they're like drinking and jumping in the pool
and very very competitive with one another. And then this
they they lead us into this room where Mojo is
supposed to be speaking, and it's like fancy. It's like

(39:03):
there's like a beautiful buffet. There's all these long tables
with wine, and then there's this this podium where Mojo's
going to speak, and like a head table, and then
there's a huge forty foot tall blow up.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Beaver in the.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Just.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
And the beauty is that if they don't like what
you're saying, they'll boo you. The guy who's the president
of the club or they becomes the president club, they
actually take him off the podium in the middle of
the thing and throw his ass in the pool.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Yeah, nobody's allowed to have phones, so like nothing can
be recorded.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
There's no evidence yeah, and it's always fun talked, you know,
about the show and stuff. Everybody I think really enjoyed
him themselves. It was great.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
I don't think I gave a great speech. And I
was nervous for you because I asked you yesterday morning.
I was like, what are you going to talk about?
Like do you have a speech written or And You're like,
I don't really know yet. Oh my god, my anxiety
is off the charts for you.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
My favorite was the only thing they bowed was when
I announced that, you know, Shannon was from gross Seal
and that Megan was from Toledo. They booed that Megan
was from because this is a de trait group of
guys in Michigan.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Guys, but you never bring up the fact that my
family is from here.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
My dad was born and ringsed here.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I know your dad would have been Your dad would
have been very, very proud to be amongst all these
crazy men.

Speaker 34 (40:22):
My dad would fit in in that crowd, like I
don't know, a good analogy, A sock on a foot
like that would just work.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
And I have to tell you, keV, all the guys,
from the majority of the guys, I would say ninety
percent of the guys were in bathrobes. Yes, for the
entire time that we're there.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'm in formal outfits.

Speaker 34 (40:39):
I mean like hair, makeup, dresses, heels next to naked
man and espido like it was what a bathrobon?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, but I do have to admit one thing. I
was a very bad friend at one point. Well, I
did something in Shannon and it was probably not so
good to be suair. We both were. Yeah, it was
you ever go out with friends and you know how
they always say never what is in the military terms,

(41:05):
it's never leave your never leave your brother behind, or
never leave a man behind or whatever the deal is.
They have some kind of terms like that. I've heard
it numerous times from buddies of mine that serve. And
when you go out to a bar or go out
to a club, if you go out on a weekend,
you should never leave your friend behind, Like you should
always make sure that everybody's accounting for anybody that goes

(41:26):
with you got to go home with you, because if
they don't, something bad's always gonna happen. Well, Shannon does
not know how to get out of a conversation.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Oh that's true, that's not Shannon and I could.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Have been the worst friend ever because we're done with
the whole thing, doing the Q and A and all
the rest of this stuff. And at the end, people
were coming up and talking, and it was got to
a point where I knew we all had stuff to
go do afterwards, and we were talking to some people,
and some people were talking a little bit more, and
they wanted to talk more. They wanted to talk more

(41:59):
to Shannon. Okay, so there's there's the guys yet. And
I was like, I think I'm out of here. And
I started walking out and I looked and I can
look and see her face in her eyeballs light up.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
No.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
I was like, uh uh, this man, there's one in particular.
He was very nice. I couldn't tell you what he
was talking to me about, keV because I was panicked
looking around, going weirded mojo go. And it wasn't that
I didn't know how to end a conversation.

Speaker 34 (42:28):
I was actually backing up, like walking back, and he
was still talking to me walking.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Forward, so like the social cue was just not there,
and I was like, oh I do I actually don't
know how I finally got done with the conversation and
you guys were even in the air, like I didn't
know where you were.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
You left me.

Speaker 34 (42:48):
I thought you were behind us because Mojo looked at
me and he said, all right, girls, let's go, and
I just started following him.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
And then so you're actually the bad friend.

Speaker 34 (42:55):
I absolutely and I said it before he even told
his story.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Loop me in like I've I'm falling.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
On this sword too.

Speaker 34 (43:01):
But I turned around when we got to the room
where our jackets and our purses and our phones were,
and you're just not there.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
And I immediately go.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
We love men, John, And.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
We're also having now a new conversation with new people
that were meeting.

Speaker 34 (43:15):
There's so many new people and you can't just like
walk away or say, oh, I've left somebody behind and
you walk in with this look on your face. Oh,
I said I had a sharp object. It would be
inside of your abdomen right now.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
This is how long I was in that room.

Speaker 34 (43:29):
The room got cleaned up, and the beaver, god, the
beaver got deflated, and I was still in that so bad.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
The guys were putting away chairs like they literally the
crew is like, you know, stacking chairs and stuff. I
want to ask this question because I know girls do
this on girls' nights, but I know guys do this
when they go out with their buddies. Have you ever
left a friend behind or have ever been left behind?
And if so, what happened to them or what happened
to you? Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four

(43:58):
four six six five six five four eight, because it
does remind me of one particular time when we all
went to the iHeartRadio Music Festival and we all went out,
and I remember we we were going out and we
were doing like different things, like going to the downtown
casinos and going to some bars and things like that,
and I remember we left Fletch and it was like

(44:18):
nobody knew where Fletch was, and it was I think
we I think we all jumped into it. We're like, oh,
he'll figure out how to get home.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
And the next morning we were getting text messages because
you know how you go when you go to to Vegas.
You never go to bed at ten o'clock at ever.
You go to bed at like three in the morning,
which is like five in the morning or six in
the morning, you know local time here. Yeah, And the
text messages were all coming in going, you basted. You
left me behind. The poor guy like had no no

(44:48):
money with him, he had no phone, and you know
it's like we think, oh, the guy's got uber, he's
got to have something. What's going on, Kelly, how you doing?

Speaker 24 (44:55):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 27 (44:56):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
No one left behind Kelly. What's happening?

Speaker 22 (45:02):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (45:02):
Not much.

Speaker 35 (45:03):
I was my A person I worked for, was that
the Otters.

Speaker 28 (45:07):
She's a female on the I guess basketball team or a.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Female water basketball.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (45:17):
Yeah, she was telling me about it and she was
saying that Mojo is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Ah, that was nice. That was very nice. Actually it
was weird because of there was there was you know,
the Otters that were there, and I'm looking out in
the audience and I'm like looking at him, going, oh
my god, I'm like saying some stuff that might not
be the most appropriate of stuff. But the Otters were
just as having much fun as as everybody else. So yeah,

(45:43):
I was going to ask.

Speaker 35 (45:44):
Because she doesn't really have much of a social I
guess I don't want to see. She's not very social really,
so it was very interesting.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, well trying to get out. That's cool. Good for
her for doing that. They all looked like fun. Yeah, Chris,
what's going on? Is Mojo in the morning?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Hi, good morning? Hi?

Speaker 15 (46:09):
Are we you for guys who leave people behind at
the bar, especially military people, because I.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Just got out.

Speaker 24 (46:16):
They usually end up at someone else's house, at an
after party or at the MP station, and your first
line leader's calling you in the morning.

Speaker 15 (46:24):
Very upset?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Oh my god? Wait what is it? So what is
the motto? Isn't it no one left behind or something
that In the military.

Speaker 15 (46:31):
It's never leave a man behind or never leave your
battle buddy behind, which I want to say, you're a
very bad.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Battle I know. I'm in the picking Shannon up in
the MP's office right now. What's going on? Voices? Guy's
initial A, what's happening? How are you?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Good morning?

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Mojo?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Hey, you're being voices guys. What's up?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
So?

Speaker 29 (46:54):
I went out to a bar with my cousins and
I got left behind. I was super dry and decided
I would try to walk three miles home.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 29 (47:07):
I ended up kicking them off somewhere along my route
and ended up calling nine one one to get home
because it was like twenty degrees out when I was
breathing my cousin.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
What kind of friends are those? MANA?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
But why not?

Speaker 29 (47:24):
I mean, well, I think I was too drunk too,
I think about that.

Speaker 36 (47:30):
But I just decided I was gonna walk.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
And the police came and got you, and you got
home safe and sound.

Speaker 30 (47:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 29 (47:36):
So I ended up calling nine emergency first and they
didn't show up, and I was freezing because I was
bare funding.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Please tell me that's the last time you went out
with that group. That's her family. I know they tried
to kill her. Yeah, what's up? Amber? Amber? Who you got?
Left behind?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Faster horses?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (47:59):
So I'm partying, having a great time. My friends are
bump tunlogs, sitting at the camp site.

Speaker 35 (48:05):
They're like, we want to go.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
We lost you there for a second. I'm sorry say
that again. So your friends, your friends sitting like bump
on a log and you pick it up from there.

Speaker 30 (48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (48:17):
So they're starting at the campsite, bump on alog.

Speaker 21 (48:19):
They're saying they don't want to go home.

Speaker 18 (48:21):
I'm not ready to go home because I'm having ah.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
So you so this wasn't them leaving you behind. You
actually wandered and got got away from them.

Speaker 28 (48:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (48:34):
Uh, it's a three hour drive home that I had
to find a ride.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh my god, that's how you though you. Yeah, I'm sorry,
I know.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
I mean like you don't at that puck it up
and you gotta stay at that point.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
You know what. You committed a crime by doing what
you did. You should have gone home with them. Gina,
what's up. It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
How are you. You actually went to the club and
you lost your friends?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Yes?

Speaker 36 (49:02):
So I went to Orchid in Ferndale a couple of
years back and my friend got lost in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So we went to go look for her for about
an hour.

Speaker 10 (49:11):
When we came back and found her, she was making
out with some random dude with German leader Hosan on.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
God love or oh my god. This is a bad
one here, Rachel, Hey, what's happened? And this is serious?
What happened?

Speaker 23 (49:29):
Yeah? So it was New Year's Eve, probably six seven
years ago. At this point, we were at Eve at
the Bog and.

Speaker 21 (49:36):
Had a VIP table. There was a bunch of us
there as.

Speaker 23 (49:38):
A group, and I was with my roommate and Ball
drops and I go to the bathroom and I get
a text.

Speaker 21 (49:45):
We're downstairs for the uber.

Speaker 23 (49:48):
I go downstairs to go and find them, and they
all had left.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 23 (49:51):
Oh, I go back upstairs and find my other friends
that I had ran into as.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Then I goes on.

Speaker 23 (49:57):
I ended up getting roofied, but absolutely no no idea
how I got home. I fell down the stairs trying
to leave and had a hematoma on my ass the
size of a softball on the next morning, got home
at some point, woke up the next morning.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
And was like, what's the no thank you for what's happened? Wow?
I mean I would say that too.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
It was.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Why would they leave you there?

Speaker 23 (50:25):
Though she didn't she didn't even care.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Oh.

Speaker 23 (50:28):
The next morning like why did you leave me behind?
She goes, Oh, I just thought you wanted to stay.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
We're not friends with her anymore, right something?

Speaker 11 (50:35):
No, we sure are good, and.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
That's crazy and that's the reason why you do not
leave somebody behind. Although these next two stories are kind
of funny, Haley, your mom left you behind? What happened?

Speaker 30 (50:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 36 (50:50):
So my whole life, I always kind of wandered off
in the stores because I have ADHD.

Speaker 16 (50:56):
But when I was about sixteen years old.

Speaker 36 (50:58):
Me and my mom were at Walmart and I told
her I was going to start wandering. And then she
messaged me two hours later and I was like panicking
and crying and she was like, Hayley, where are you.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
I'm at the store.

Speaker 16 (51:11):
What do you mean where are you?

Speaker 21 (51:12):
And I guess she was at home. She had left
me at the store.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh my god, that's funny. And Lasma, not least Ryan.
Guess who the person is. You guys will never guess
who Ryan left behind and where? Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Okay.

Speaker 25 (51:34):
So about fifteen years ago, we did a family trip
to Italy. There was probably about twenty of us, kids
and uncles, everything. We all went to the Vatican and
my grandmother got left behind.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Oh no, the Vatican.

Speaker 26 (51:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (51:51):
So eventually we you know, we wandered out. There's only
one way, one way in, one way out, and she's
wandering around in there. My dad lost track of her
for two hours in the you know, blistering heat. We
kind of like called it quits and my dad said,
you know what, she's Italian, she speaks the language, she
has currency on her. She'll figure it out.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Was he his mama?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
It was his mom. Can you imagine his mother in law?
That's unbelievable. By the way, he's going to hell, all right,
is Mojo in the morning, We're gonna give you a
chance to win a trip to Florida. So be our
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(52:40):
eight ninety fifth callar Win a fifty dollars cash card
and qualify for a trip to Florida. It's Zach's birthday today. Sure,
and Zach, we told you we were going to bring
some ladies in for you today. By the way, let
me just say this to you. Zach is a single guy,

(53:01):
obviously good looking man. He's always at any of our
events flirting with everybody. I'm going to tell you this,
there has not been two female women that have ever
put a smile on his face bigger than what you
guys are going to do this morning, because guess what.
Guess where they're from. I don't know. Show those polos
ladies personal delivery. What are your names? Where are your names?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
My name is Dominique On would be te management for McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Nice to talk to you, and who are you?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
My name is Sharon and I am with McDonald's be
te management as well.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, okay, so real quick, you guys are the McDonald
where's the McDonald's that's the closest to us here at
the Eastern Market.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Studio, Like Zack said, right there, I'm back in nine
seventy five.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
By the way, Wait, do you ever see this guy?
Because he always sends text messages. I'm gonna be a
little late today. I'm going to make until I wake up.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
So early, but I'll make sure that I wake up now.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
To see Can I ask you an honest question because
I have a friend of mine that has over one
hundred and fifty thousand points right now in is McDonald's app.
Have you seen anybody like that?

Speaker 30 (54:28):
Have you seen?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I have some people I've seen like two thousand?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
They love McDonald's and we love them. Your points right now?
Where's your points? How to be like twenty thousand?

Speaker 12 (54:40):
I was at twenty thousand, and then they expire if
you don't use your app?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Use them to use? How do you not use them
all the time?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I forget McDonald's lover, So we know those points are
going to come back up real quick?

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Yes, comes.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Way Let's see what I got here today. Hold on,
look at that three thousand and fourteen. What am I getting?
What am I getting? I'm gonna get a lot of
good stuff. You guys are the best. Thank you guys
so much. We love you guys, seriously.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Give me a hug, give me a.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
Wait sandwich, Zach, you give me back a McDonald's sandwich.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
By the way, guess what shamrock shake is bad? I
love it. I dip my fries. I dip my fries
in the shamrock shake. Oh yeah, I do. I do,
believe me. I did. I'll dip a big Mac in
a Shamrock shake if I can.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
You know how they have those special McDonald's meals, like
Travis scottis at one and has one.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
What's the We'll be the.

Speaker 12 (55:42):
Zach meal double cheeseburger plane, but obviously with cheese and
onion and then large fry and then the large doctor pepper.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Well all yeah. All I can say is remember when
you were a kid and your parents would have your
birthday be at a McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
It was the coldest magic McDonald's and Ellen Park.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
To me like that is there ain't no better birthday
than that that is the best. We love you, guys,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Kerry.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
All right in the morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
All right, Shannon's going to do the Dirty on the thirty.
Feel free to hang out if you'd like, Ladies. Uh, Shannon,
we got a big weekend in store. There's a lot
of people talking about some football game that the Lions
aren't playing in. Unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Well, the NFL celebrating another year of excellence last night
at the NFL Honors in New Orleans. This year's MVP
Josh Allen, quarterback with a Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
That's a great pick. Yeah, I disagree.

Speaker 9 (56:47):
If you look at the stats, Lamar Jackson has more yard.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I mean, the ap player presented by the VISI.

Speaker 28 (56:54):
Line is.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Josh Lamar. Listen, it's not a bad pig.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
He had a great year. But if we're basing it
on who had the better performance as a quarterback?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Who had more yards? Lamar? Who had more completions?

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Lamar?

Speaker 9 (57:09):
Who have more touchdowns? Lamar, who had less interceptions? Lamar
every statistical category as a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Lamar was better than the guy. Never just say well.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Campbell was the one who I thought got absolutely robbed.
Coach of the Year went to not coach Campbell, but
to Kevin O'Connell of the Vikings'd.

Speaker 9 (57:31):
You think that's a good Yes, Here's why the Lions
had higher expectations than a Minnesota Viking. They had a
million injuries. Yes, yes, for sure. I'm not saying Dan
Campbell shouldn't want. All I'm saying is I'm not mad
at it. If you look at where the Minnesota Vikings
were projected at, they far and away exceeded where people
had them. They had Sam Darnold as their quarterback. Nobody
expected them to win as many games. That's all I'm saying,

(57:53):
not mad at him.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Ap Assistant Coach of the Year going to Ben Johnson,
the former Lions that's a quarter Nator and comeback Player
of the Year. Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow Snoop Dogg had
hosting duties and took aim at Bill Belichick's much younger girlfriend,
Jordan Hudson.

Speaker 30 (58:10):
It is an honor to be hosting this because I've
been a football fan for a long long time. I mean,
I remember back when the Cowboys was good, I remember
back when the Chiefs was bad, right, and I remember.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
What was it Bill Belichick's girlfriend wasn't even born? Ye?

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Now is she his girlfriend or is she his fiance?
Because did you guys notice she showed up wearing one
of his Super Bowl rings on her middle finger, But
then she was wearing like a huge it looked to
me like a pink diamond ring on her engagement ring finger.
I couldn't figure it.

Speaker 34 (58:52):
Oh, and can we give a quick little shout out
to your local guy who's still on the coaching staff
for the Lions. Yes, Bruce Gurkowski is now the offensive
assistant coach.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Really and how do we know him? How do I
know it?

Speaker 34 (59:04):
So he played at the University of Toledo and then
he played in the NFL, He played for the Steelers,
a whole bunch of other teams. He's coached locally in
the Toledo area for the past couple of years, has
a couple of restaurants in Toledo, and now he's gonna
be with the Lions.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Do you ever look at the history of University of
Toledo with football coaching. I mean, you've got Nick Saban,
You've got I think the McVeigh brothers were somehow involved.
There's a whole Bunch, and there's There's Yeah, the Harbas.
There's a long list. I think Central CMU and University
of Toledo, UT have huge amounts of alumni coaches that

(59:42):
are now college or NFL coaches, which is amazing.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Taking up football and the NFL. Kendrick Lamar says he
will put rap culture on the forefront during his performance
at the Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday night.

Speaker 37 (59:56):
It reminds me of the essence and the the core
response of rapping hip hop and how far it can go.
So for me, that means everything because it puts the
coach on the forefront where it needs to be and
not minimized to just a catchy song. Well versus, this
is a true art form, so to represented on this

(01:00:18):
type of stage, just like everything that I've worked for
and everything that I believe in, as far as the culture,
like I live and die by it. It's going to
change my whole family life, So I don't take it
for granted at all.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
He's gonna cram his entire musical catalog into a thirteen
minute performance while the Chiefs and the Eagles players are
in the respective locker rooms. The big question everybody's wondering
if is he going to do this song?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Yeah, but does he start with it or does he
end with that?

Speaker 38 (01:00:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
No, they're saying that, you know this, this song has
cast for Drake to sue, a lot of operations, a
lot of music people, a lot of I think I
heard's even being involved in this saying. There's talk that
the NFL doesn't want to get involved in a whole
Drake lawsuit and that Drake will sue because this song
is slanderous to him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Do you think Kendrick cares well?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I think the NFL does. And that's the thing I think.
Don't you think the NFL is pretty buttoned up when
it comes to making sure that they're not involved in
certain things?

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Now, Barstool is reporting that one hundred percent Kendrick has
this on his set list for Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
They not like us, They're not like And lastly, Kanye
West asked President Trump to pardon his buddy Diddy last night.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
In a tweet on Eggs, tagging the President, yeay wrote,
please free my brother Puff. He continued, and I'm going
to paraphrase this first part of it because it was
not appropriate. He basically said, all of these celebrities. Y'all
watch our brother rot and never say spit. We all
watched Chris Brown and Ate Nobody Do Nothing Easy Sean

(01:01:50):
John Collab available at easy dot com. Me and Pluff
are splitting this fifty to fifty. Like we discussed before
they walked him up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
They said that he went on another rant too that
a lot of people said. Some people said that there's
some antisemitic stuff too.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
So I haven't watched the video yet, but I know
he facetimed one of Diddy's sons, Yeah, Christian. I haven't
watched that. This morning. I saw it come through, but
maybe it's story there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I don't know. He's one of those ones like Brittany.
They got to take his devices away from it, like
it's like your teenage kid where you can't have your
teenage kid with devices there. What are we doing, Zach?

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Are we?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Sharon is?

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Quick question for you? Zach? What is what is your
McDonald's go to?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
What do you what do you usually get when you
go to McDonald's. Depends on how I am hungover, yeah
or stoned. I like a good ten piece with barbecue sauce.
That sounds good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
I love some nuggies, my favorite, and a large fry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Excellent. Large fries, by the way, are never too large.
Gotta have they gotta go large.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
For all of Today's Dirty, catchup on the podcast on
the iHeartRadio app or Mojo in the Morning dot com and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Mojo in the Morning on social media. It's Mojo in
the Morning's Dirty on the thirty. You're all right, it
is Mojo in the Morning. One last qualifier for this

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line number four I'm looking at. I got literally every
one of these lines filled with somebody here today. Courtney there, Courtney,
I am here.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
You're the last qualifier. You're at. Congratulations, congratulations to you.
You have just won a fifty dollars gift card and
you are now qualified for a trip to go to
Panama City Beach. Will you do us a favor? Will
you hang on the phone for a second and then

(01:03:59):
we'll get information from you. But I'm gonna put your
name into this hat along with the rest of the
people that are in here, and I'm gonna then do
a grand prize drawing. Okay, all right, stay there for
one second. It is Courtney with the Sea. Yeah, Courtney,
Courtney c see Courtney here, all right, let's do it. Ah,

(01:04:25):
I'm loving it. I got that in my head now
because of the Zach thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
It's not McDonald's today, it's Zach Donald.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
And the winner of a trip to Panama City Beach, Florida,
courtesy of Visit Florida, Courtney with the sea.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Are you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Want the grand pro.

Speaker 33 (01:04:57):
I'm gray, I am, I'm a literally day I woke
up just to enter the contact like I've gotten alarm
for like seven twenty five.

Speaker 35 (01:05:10):
Turn on the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Radio, Courtney. Let me tell you everything you got with this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
You are going to fly with a friend down to
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for you. You will stay at the Embassy Suites Hilton
Panama City Beach Resort. You will get excursion tickets. You
will get two gondola tickets aboard the Skywheel at Panama
City Beach, and passes to the Saint Andrew's State Park

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courtesy of the Florida State Parks and all this courtesy
a Visit Florida.

Speaker 18 (01:05:46):
Your dinner yum, oh my gosh, thank you, thank you, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
You home much Courtney. When is the last time that
your body has felt seventy degree weather or in.

Speaker 24 (01:05:56):
Sunshine missing in my whole life, So like what last summer?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
So it's been a while.

Speaker 18 (01:06:04):
Huh when was the last time I enjoyed it?

Speaker 14 (01:06:06):
Though?

Speaker 24 (01:06:07):
Probably like hoighteen years ago to last an.

Speaker 28 (01:06:10):
I'm long overdue advocation.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
And where are we from?

Speaker 18 (01:06:15):
I am from down river.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I love it. Thank you for listening to us. We
love you. Hopefully you're able to take this trip fast
talk to the visit Florida, to people and figure it
out because the weather's getting bad again, so we're gonna
have some really even though it seems like it's bad.
But it felt like forty degrees was going to be
really nice, and then it was like one day of
forty degrees. Congratulations to you. I want you to hang

(01:06:38):
on the phone for just one second.

Speaker 24 (01:06:39):
Okay, awesome, thank you, love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Hold on one second Lydia, I got I got topics
here and I'm backed up a little bit. Do you
want me to just stay with the flow or do
you want me to because I know sometimes when I
when I run late, I always end up missing somebody's topic.
And I don't want to miss because I got topics
here coming up from Kevin, Shannon, Bianca and Meghan. Which

(01:07:04):
one am I going with? Next? Lydia Banca, Let's do
Bianca's next? We're gonna do?

Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
He just walks, Zach, Zach, if you can hear me,
tell Bianca to come back to the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
All right, Bianca is gonna come back in the studio.
While Bianca comes back into the studio, let me just
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Stick around for an opportunity to win five hundred dollars
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All Right, it'smo Joe on the Morning Show. So for
those who don't know Bianca, she is one of our
great associates here. She is a producer on air, talent,
real estate agent. We found out Jack of bull Trades.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and Bionca is
doing something very interesting. She's taking applications for a Valentine
this year. What's the story?

Speaker 39 (01:08:30):
So I was just thinking, I'm like, if I've been
talking to a guy in the last couple of weeks,
you know, I'm talking to like a couple, I guess.
But if I'm talking to you and like we're texting
or asking me to hang out, I'm expecting a Valentine's
gift from you, or at.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Least something just for talking. Yeah, Like what are you expecting?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Like a box of chocolate's? Maybe a card?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
So flower?

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
A flower?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
A flower? Even I don't even know how many.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Bookets of flowers could you potentially get next?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Next?

Speaker 39 (01:08:55):
Maybe like five, six, I don't know. I mean, I
feel like a little bachelorette right now. I'm not in
a lot, but I mean, that's five is better than one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Are you making this known to these guys that you're
talking to that this is an expectation?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:09:07):
Kind of.

Speaker 39 (01:09:08):
I'm like, hey, let the rest of you to hang out,
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Are we going for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
How are you gonna juggle five different or six different day?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
There's five two hours for one, that's ten hours?

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Are you gonna give them? Also? Valentine's in that's for
Sweetest Day? Oh, we talked about this yesterday. We talked
about this yesterday. This is beloney. This first off, Sweetest
Day is a fake, made up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Holiday Valentine's Day? Then nope, Valentin's with the girls.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
So it's interesting. Are there any other people that do
something like this, like they throw all their balls up
in the air and see see which ones they're gonna.

Speaker 39 (01:09:40):
I'm probably gonna have five different cuisines of Valentine's Day.
We're gonna go to a Vaxican restaurant, maybe a Keldean restaurant.

Speaker 9 (01:09:45):
Right if we're just talking, I'm not about to throw you.
It depends on the level that we're talking. You just
one of these random like I'm gonna just heat you
up in a text message line.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
You cannot expect anything? Why not, because that's not the
nature of our relationships.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Every day?

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
You could be my Valentine every day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Yeah, we're texting all the time, step chatting like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Has this worked before for you?

Speaker 40 (01:10:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Have you had this year you're trying? Is interesting?

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Will the guy who gives you the best of the
gifts get the dinner reservation that night? Or like, how
do you decide on who?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Guess will hang out with him post dinner too?

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
We'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I don't even want to think about that. You're listening
and he's a friend, I don't. I don't want to
hear any of this crap. Okay, So, uh, this is
an interesting thing because I feel like this is a
manipulative way that women handle Valentine's Day is by doing
this stuff. Don't say women, women, women. I think I

(01:10:46):
think Beyonca is not the only person that does this.
I think that there are a lot of people. Well,
I'm not doing that. CAB's not buying cabs not buying
a gift for anybody. Are you this Valentine's Day?

Speaker 16 (01:10:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
No, no Valentine's although, keV does you gotta smile on
your face. The strawberry jelly just hit from the McDonald's.
Wait wait until I get throwback songs or something playing
here in second before.

Speaker 39 (01:11:12):
You guys, Oh my god, every single time I talked
to Kevin, he's a new girl.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
He's talking to it's relaxed. Keep going and you're relaxed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Let's not do this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I don't have one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
You're truly not getting anybody anything for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
Truly okay, because you'll make your no, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not buying anybody anything.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Kevin. Kevin, by the way truth be told on this
one is checking on the the the safety of women.
That's why he's doing safe the show. So can I
can I give out a little bit of his his
dirt after the show? After the show is over. After
the show is over with, everybody goes in spurs off

(01:11:55):
and you know, either takes a moment to kind of
catch their breath or they go get some other work
done and stuff. Kevin goes to the bullpen area, which
is right over here. He sits down with his phone
and he's on FaceTime. Randomly talking to like another person.
It seems like it's like whatever, and he's having these
conversations with him. And the problem is, as you get
closer to Valentine's Day, those girls are probably thinking what

(01:12:17):
Bianca is thinking, that you're going to get him something. Yeah,
you better be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
But you haven't even gone out on with any of
those girls, have you?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
All?

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Right, Bianca, you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Be a concert or two? He told me last week.
I went to the Pistons game and I said to
him and go, hey, man, maybe after the Pistons game
we can all go hang out. I was hanging out
with the anthey of the Verdict and he goes, no,
I'm going to a club with somebody. I'm like, okay,
if you're going to a club with a guy or buddies,
you're inviting buddies with unless he doesn't want two dorky

(01:12:48):
white dudes to come with him. But maybe we just
could be.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
If one of these guys does.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
By the way, he doesn't fill your experts the best
cat topic.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
If one of these guys doesn't get you anything, are
they out of the mix?

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 39 (01:13:07):
Honestly, Like honestly at this point too, my standards are
so high. If a guy text me past ten pm
starts texting me, I'm not gonna answer you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Like a guy text me yesterday at ten pm.

Speaker 39 (01:13:15):
I was like that, I like, by the way, Yeah,
so if you're not gonna meet my expectation, at least
get me a box of chocolates or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
And if you answer a guy back after ten pm,
then I'm lowering my standards. Well really, or that guy you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Are setting an expectation, yeah, or that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
So you would never text any guy back after ten
even if there was a guy that you want to
really like him.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
But I'm saying wouldn't make it official? Is that if
he didn't talk to you throughout the entire day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
And then he just That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yeah, that's no good behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
What's up? Teresa?

Speaker 36 (01:13:44):
Hi Biancay, Teresa? Hey you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Oh my god, what up?

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Girl?

Speaker 17 (01:13:49):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
How do we know? Teresa? She's like my sister. What's
going on? Teresa?

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
Hey?

Speaker 25 (01:13:55):
I was just gonna say that, Yank, you should definitely
do it.

Speaker 24 (01:13:57):
It's like a test, just like Shandon set up.

Speaker 25 (01:13:59):
They don't give you anything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Them exactly exactly interesting, h do you also, Teresa, are
you single or are you in a relationship.

Speaker 21 (01:14:07):
I'm in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Okay, what do you think of Bianca's thing? That's an
interesting little thing. She will not text a guy back
after ten pm and he should not text her.

Speaker 25 (01:14:17):
I think that's fair in the talking stage because what like,
I don't know?

Speaker 21 (01:14:20):
What do they want after ten pm?

Speaker 24 (01:14:21):
Is the question?

Speaker 39 (01:14:22):
Yeah, unless you're planning to Valentine's Day, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Don't want it. Are if you're working by Teresa? What's up, Marlene?
How you doing?

Speaker 21 (01:14:29):
Good morning everyone?

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Oh, this is weight has. This is Marlene that always
has a very interesting take. Go ahead, Marlene.

Speaker 40 (01:14:41):
Okay, you know I'm all about living your best life.

Speaker 21 (01:14:43):
Girl, live your best life.

Speaker 40 (01:14:45):
But this is why it's hard to find a good man,
because they're taking advantage of her gifts and food and
all that kind of stuff. Because if you were a
male saying that you're gonna get all the girls to
buy you a birthday present, you would be getting ran
through the mud right now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Preach Marlene, this is just a season.

Speaker 39 (01:15:06):
It's just for the season.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I'm not normally like this.

Speaker 40 (01:15:08):
It doesn't it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
A goosey, goosey Marlene though she's putting it out there
a little bit, and she's just trying to see what sticks.
You know what I mean, you gotta throw some stuff
at the wall and see what it's attached.

Speaker 21 (01:15:24):
You know, to be a true player, you let them
all know, and you let them know.

Speaker 40 (01:15:29):
Whoever gives the best gifts is the winner, and then
you might get more, but at least you on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
So do I make a group out with all of them?

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Yeah, that's actually that would be amazing if you can
pull that thing off. Carlo, what's up? It's Mojo in
the morning show? What would you rather talk about Bianca
in this whole thing with all these guys or Kevin
and is he's talking to people? Go ahead, you choose.

Speaker 13 (01:15:52):
Oh my gosh, girl, get it.

Speaker 24 (01:15:54):
I am so happy for you.

Speaker 13 (01:15:56):
But man, I wish I had that confidence to be
able to have six potentials. I can't even get one.

Speaker 18 (01:16:05):
Or something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
You know, what we need is not easy in these streets, Carla,
it is not.

Speaker 13 (01:16:10):
A girl is struggling.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Here's the thing, though, you understand, though she's you're twenty one,
she's twenty one years old, twenty one years old, just
graduating college.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
So we're in different worlds.

Speaker 13 (01:16:21):
Yeah, so we are totally different worlds because it is
hard out here. Be thankful y'all are married. Just rough
on these.

Speaker 25 (01:16:28):
Streets, Yanks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Thank you for the call of Carla. Hold on, Nichelle,
I have to pick you up. Why, Michelle, because.

Speaker 18 (01:16:36):
We switched channel's very quick. At the Warriors game, I
got a free gift card and I spot me a
keV direct eye contact. He was in the corner chilling
with a short.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Oh oh my gosh, probably a contest winner, and I had.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
To explain to her you going to hang out with me?
I can't, can't. I don't know, I don't know. I
have no where. It's no kids.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Friday. We wouldn't need to look for a good plan.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Be buddy, We love we love you, Michelle. Thank you
for bringing it up. One last one, Jacqueline, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Hey?

Speaker 21 (01:17:26):
I think she is totally on point with it. Listen
when I do some group text sometimes when I say
who the show up and who the show off? So
I got to really show who these guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Hey, I just learned the game and I'm playing it
ten times harder.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
That's it, you know what. That's actually a great line.
Steal Ah see that. So it's not it's not that
bad out there, you got it. It's how your perspective is.
Is that what you're saying, Jacqueline.

Speaker 21 (01:17:51):
Absolutely, a lot of these dudes just want pictures from you.
They just want to never meet you. They just want
someone to give them attention on the phone.

Speaker 36 (01:17:59):
Just they need to up Wait, So, how is that
an easy world for us to be dating it?

Speaker 25 (01:18:04):
It's not easy.

Speaker 21 (01:18:05):
I never said that part.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
It's not easy.

Speaker 21 (01:18:07):
I'm telling you I've been through the ringer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
But you're saying, just you own it and you'd be
confident with it.

Speaker 16 (01:18:15):
Absolutely.

Speaker 21 (01:18:16):
I got one guy. Now we're going away for the weekend.
I'm like, this guy's showing up, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
I've been talking.

Speaker 21 (01:18:21):
Took me six months to get him to this point.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Where are you guys going.

Speaker 21 (01:18:26):
We're going to Holton Lake, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
All right?

Speaker 21 (01:18:29):
Ice ice, ice fishing, and hot subven.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
His name's not cav is it Detroit, Mosquito, Toledo.

Speaker 38 (01:18:45):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 33 (01:18:47):
Mojo.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
He's amazing live.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Mojo one star.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Let me take you back to the beginning. Is alrighty ready,
you're listening to Mojo in the Morning you're a doo doo. Ahead,
we we go, Let's go ojo the morning. Oh my lord,
that was actually fun. I loved the text here Hannah

(01:19:23):
that said, uh lol, that throwback throw down was salty.
I like that it was. It was a salty throwback
throw down. I loved it personally. I had every minute
of it. You know what, that's gonna be his weekend,
the whole weekend. This guy is gonna be home studying,
He's gonna be listening to more music.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I think I just realized I'd like to fight somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
You do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Maybe it was the kickboxing class. We're gonna give you
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(01:20:09):
you remember the days when your parents would have to
sign something like either a bad test score or you'd
have to have a note for something for school. Well,
coming up in just a little bit, did you ever
forge your parents' signature? Shannon's going to talk about that
coming up in just a matter of moments.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
The morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Right now, we're gonna get you caught up on what's trending, Shannon,
what do you got.

Speaker 25 (01:20:31):
In this hour?

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Is dirty on the hy As a believer myself, I
echo this sentiment from other believers and what they're posting online.
Have you guys seen any photos of Justin from the
past couple of weeks?

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
No, I saw a video of them.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Okay, he does not look healthy like at all, and
fans are worried that something might be going on. He
has been pictured just not looking well, very fatigued. His
eyes are dark and hollow, just really seems distant and
a few you you know, whenever a story like this
comes out and fans are concerned, all of like the

(01:21:04):
board certified plastic surgeons and therapists, like everybody wants to
come out, even if they're not treating him, And none
of these people I'm about to talk about are, but
they want to give their opinion. There's one plastic surgeon,
his name is doctor Bartie, and he said the most
noticeable changes in Bieber's look, a receiving hairline. I know
you're looking at photos right, loss of volume in his space,
He looks very gaunt, development at wrinkles, he has major

(01:21:27):
dark circles, and he said those changes can be attributed
to several things natural aging, stress, bad nutrition, weight loss,
prolonged poor sleep. And then there's a psychiatrist named doctor Lieberman.
She's also a really famous author, but she believes that
Justin's worsening look could also be due to this media
friend Frenzy over Diddy, who was a former friend of

(01:21:50):
a mentor of Justin's, and saying like, maybe this is
all just weighing on him big time. But did you
look at pictures? Are you looking at No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
I don't want to feel the story.

Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
He was recently seen at a guy named Chris Brinkley's
a very well known trainer in the basketball community. He
has a popular gym in New York that a lot
of people go to. Bieber was reportedly there yesterday getting
some shots up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I saw a video of that, but I didn't see
it be a great thing, like hopefully, yeah, we need
new music from you, Justin, Yeah, we do.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Speaking of new music, the wait is finally over kind
of sort of, we did get some new music from Rihanna.
Now it is technically not new. It's a Belinda Carr
It's a cover of Belinda Carlyle's Heaving is a Place
on Birth, one of my favorite songs. But Rihanna taken
over for Katy Perry and Demi Levado as the new
Smurf bet in the latest Smurfs movie.

Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
Really to see the World, they must come two hours.
We're Oh, it's very and that's Rihanna doing this song
and that's also her voice.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I like, well, this is now, this is Blita Carlisle
on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Love this song.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
I wonder if the song will become like a hit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Kind of well, Handmaid's Tale used it like two years ago,
and I kind of saw a little resurgence.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yeah no, I don't know.

Speaker 34 (01:23:16):
If you notice what the trend right now is to
take a very popular song from twenty to thirty years ago,
change almost nothing and then call it new baby.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
It's funny. My son who's in college, Luke, all of
his friends, all they listen to are like the songs
from like when. Honestly, even before I was listening to
music and stuff like that, like they like, I couldn't
believe it. Like Luke's friends from college liked the band Boston,
which there's more yea more than more than a feeling. No,

(01:23:44):
it's it's a little bit rockier than rocky. Yeah no,
I'm saying like a rock No, I don't think so anything.
It's too slow for them. But they like like that
seventies and like eighties like Ario Speedwagon and things like that.
It's crazy interesting, a great that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Congratulations the morning to Dared and Kristen Goff. She debuted
a cute little baby bomb at the NHL Honors last night.
Say they chet this summer, Yes, baby GoF and he
said he he did a They did an exclusive interview
with People magazine online and he just said he's so

(01:24:19):
excited about becoming a dad.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
That's so fun.

Speaker 34 (01:24:21):
You know what at the hospital when you have a baby,
they push a button and it players over the PA system.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Like what if it was the forward?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
He should have THEO in the delivery round and then
when the baby is born out there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Saying and Leslie trendy tweens are now hosting their birthday
parties at Sephora, and I did not think this was
a thing that you could. I don't think most support
the most Sephoras, excuse me, allow you to host a
birthday party. I guess some of them do. You can
get your hair done, you could get your makeup on

(01:25:01):
a lot of the stores that do this, though the
employees have issues with this party is whether they're happening before, during,
or after store hours, because of course like it. It's
like right there in the middle of the store where
those big vanity mirrors are. And if you haven't been
in a Sephora lately, they are butts to nuts or
butts to vaginas. Because it's usually a lot of girls.
That's sounded bad when it came out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
But yeah, so that's a that's a thing now, it's like,
go on record, please to say the Sephora people are
not very friendly. The people that work are not friendly.
The Alta people are way more friendly than Sephora.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
I do agree with you on that. I agree with
that take for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I feel like maybe it's the outfits they have to wear.
Maybe it's it's a little too much.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
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Speaker 28 (01:25:58):
You're calling Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Are we got tickets to see Kendrick Sizza next hour?
Right now? These are for Katie Perry tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Dana.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Where are you from?

Speaker 31 (01:26:09):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (01:26:10):
Oak Park?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Dana from Oak Park, Michigan is going to see Katie Perry.
You got tickets. Congratulations to Dana. Have the best time.
Tickets right now on sale, but you don't have to. Congrats.
I love it. Have you ever won anything from us before?

Speaker 16 (01:26:33):
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Speaker 18 (01:26:45):
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Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Dana. It's gonna be a good weekend. Be safe. We'll
have more tickets, by the way, next week's concerts, uh
and prizes are going to be really good to you.
Ready for our tickets more Kendricks? Oh go ahead. I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (01:26:59):
I Hendrick too. I listened to him. I'm just driving
here today to work.

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is our text. Don't you love when your kids do
something that reminds you of your childhood and you realize
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, especially when
they do something mischievous. Oh good word, that was a
good wordy, Thank you, Shannon Lucy. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
I get a FaceTime from my sweet girl yesterday. This
is her dad's week to have her So I love
when I see that little icon pop up that she
is facetiming me. And she is in a panic because
she had to fill out her class schedule requests for
middle school, which was my mind, but yeah, it needed

(01:29:00):
it needed a parent signature and a phone number, and
her dad, I don't think her dad was home at
the time. And she's like, me, if there's something that
to do, she wants it done like right then, right
at at that very moment. And so we went through
her schedule and then she's like, well she got to
the end, She's like, it needs a signature and a
phone number, and she I could see she had already
filled out my phone number. She's showing this to me

(01:29:22):
on FaceTime and she was like, Mom, can I just
ford your signature? I know how to do it, and
I was like, you do, because I have to sign
her a little like weekly or actually I'm supposed to
sign it every day of the planner.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
I remember those.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
And so she was like I was like, well, I'm
like okay, fine, like this isn't that important whatever, and
so she's like, Okait, let me practice. So she got
a pencil and she like practiced it a couple times,
and she kept showing me after every time that she
practiced it is it like this?

Speaker 12 (01:29:50):
Is it like this?

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
And I was like okay, Lou, And then finally it
was good enough and she went and got the pen
and made it legit on her middle school.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Was it good?

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
It was pretty good. But you want to know the
funny thing about it, it actually was really really good.
Is that she got used to signing my initials SM
and I'm now SW. But my signature is just like
a scribble of like it was SM. Obviously now it's
SW because I changed my name to Wes's last name,
And so she kept signing itt SM and I'm like, no, no, no, no,

(01:30:23):
you got to practice SW. Now it's a little different.
She had a tougher a little bit of a tougher time,
but I got it done. But it was so funny
because it brought me back to elementary and middle school
where I had that dang planner and my mom would
always for even if I put it out on the
kitchen counter, she would forget to sign it and we
would get in trouble if we didn't have the signature.
So I knew perfectly how to make my mom's very

(01:30:45):
loopy cursive signature to so that I wasn't in trouble
at school.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
How awesome is it to know that your kid is
getting to get themselves out of all the trouble ever,
and you're never going to find out that they're in
trouble because she did it, impact I can do it.
You know, It's funny. I had my dad's signature down
like my dad was good because my dad was a doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Was it just a scribble?

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
It was scribbled. And I told the story before in
the air. But Tom Barrett, who never went to school
at all for one full year, because I wrote him
doctor's notes with my dad's and I actually looked in
one of my dad. My dad had medical books in
the house. I looked up. I guess should be a doctor.
Thinking about this, I looked up in one of his
medical books, what would be the medical terms for like

(01:31:27):
he has diarrhea and stuff like that, And so I
found the medical terms for it, and I wrote the
medical terms and everything that was out there, and the
doctor or the front office people in the school would
have let him out of the things. So it was
the best. But there any people whose parents you've ever
like forged when you were a kid, you know in

(01:31:48):
school you forged your parents stuff? And what was the thing,
what was the worst thing that you were able to
not have to let them know about because you could forge?

Speaker 9 (01:31:57):
You never did your mama's I feel like maybe, but
I can't remember for real. Yeah, I can't remember yours.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
No, not that I'm aware of. Like Lucy, Yeah, do
you know that Josiah is going to do something like this?
And the day you find out about it, you're gonna
be proud of it. I know it sounds weird. You're
gonna yell at him for doing it like I would
yell at my kids when they would do something, and
Chelsea and would yell at them for doing something. But

(01:32:27):
then we would look at each other and go, God,
that's so fun that we did the same thing. You
know what I mean that they would pull some kind
of crap off. Tasha, what's going on? How you doing good?
Did you do this when you're younger?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Actually?

Speaker 10 (01:32:42):
Yeah, I used to practice my mom's cursive ease. But
my daughter also, she texts my or she did my
signature all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Really like I would. I would be sleeping and they'd.

Speaker 10 (01:32:55):
Be like, I need this sign I'm like, take it
to your sister's.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
That is the best, isn't it when you find out
that your kids are doing that. Yeah, I'm like, yeah,
please just go sign it, let me alone, do.

Speaker 11 (01:33:08):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
You know what's funny? My brother was so good at
my dad's signature too. I remember my dad didn't know
that my brother failed an entire class and the school
said to him during one of the parent teacher conferences.
They're like, well, we were sending things home and you
were signing them, and he was like, let me see you.
And my Dad's like what maybe I did sign My
dad thought that they were his Signature's crazy, but everybody
had it down. That's crazy, Heather, what's going on?

Speaker 25 (01:33:32):
My dad's signature was so messy that my teacher accused
me of forging his signature and called him to make
sure he really signed the people.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
That's funny, wouldn't it be funny if your dad actually
had to take a class. Do they still teach like
penmanship and things like that in school or is that
like an hole they try to teach, like, well, what
it's it is wild that that's not even a thing anymore.
But why why does it need to be a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
It shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
But I think it's beautiful. I think it's like pretty
and stuff. But save that for college.

Speaker 9 (01:34:01):
Take a calligraphy class if you want to be special,
but don't take up my middle.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
If you're wasting college classes on a calligraphy class, go
to college.

Speaker 34 (01:34:11):
You'll realize how many credit hours are required and how
much they call.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
So they teach now like the class. I think we
learned cursive in second grade or third grade, I can't remember.
And now they teach like a keyboard, like so that
they can type really fast, catch up.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
To the times. Andrea, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
I don't teach you how to sun of facts either.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
You know, they should teach you how to put a
condom on your d I agree, Abs, And what's going on.

Speaker 16 (01:34:36):
So my dad used to leave me a month every
year when I was in high school, and if I
ever needed money, he would.

Speaker 35 (01:34:44):
Be like, go get a check out of my drawer.

Speaker 28 (01:34:46):
And just sign it.

Speaker 25 (01:34:47):
Oh, man, I have my dad's signature down hat and
I've done it my entire life.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Man, dad going And he was leaving you alone for
a month.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 35 (01:34:58):
He would leave me to go to Taxis to see
his mom and he'd leave me.

Speaker 28 (01:35:02):
I know I would never do that with my kids.

Speaker 35 (01:35:04):
God, but he would leave me home alone for a month.
I swear to God.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
That is, by the way, that is kind of crazy.
If that happened nowadays, that dad would be on the
evening news, they'd be taking those kids away.

Speaker 35 (01:35:17):
I didn't do anything too terrible.

Speaker 25 (01:35:19):
We have one party one.

Speaker 28 (01:35:20):
Time, but that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
That was it, and Dad gave you the check to
go have that party. Chris, what's up. It's Mojo in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Hi.

Speaker 14 (01:35:28):
Hi.

Speaker 17 (01:35:28):
My sister used to.

Speaker 11 (01:35:29):
Forge my mom's signature so much and when I was
actually sick and brought in actual note that my mom signed,
thank youse me of forging it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Oh that's great. These are all classic because you know
you just remember, yeah, you know. And you know what's
funny now that they don't do cursive and stuff like that,
I'm just gonna text my mom's names exactly. Thank you
for the call. Take care of yourself, Detroit, don't you next?
Whiskey Toledo, three grade stations, One stupid show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
This is Mojo in the Morning, Lie.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Mojo in the Morning. You know, I'm not on dating apps,
but when I hear the stories of the stuff that
you have to fill out on a dating app, it
makes me kind of think of, this is weird. Why
would they even needs things like this? But we were
talking earlier this morning in our pre show meeting about
how people will put on their dating apps all kinds
of stuff. Megan, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
I actually feel like they're not putting all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 34 (01:36:35):
It's getting so frustrating on these apps that people are
not filling them out completely.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
And I'm so torn on how I feel about this.

Speaker 34 (01:36:43):
But there's like two parts of dating apps that just
drive me nuts with your missing information.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
And the big one is like if you're a parent
or not.

Speaker 34 (01:36:51):
And I can understand why you don't include that information,
like you don't want to be written right off the
bat out of somebody's options. And I totally get that,
but a part of me gets very angry is kind
of a dramatic word, but like disappointed, maybe that you're
willing to waste somebody's time who's not interested in dating
a parent just because you won't put it on the Yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
May be like the very most important thing.

Speaker 9 (01:37:15):
I mean, it depends if you're trying to just smash
or if you look at something long term. If I'm
just trying to smash, you don't need to know if
I got kids or not, because what does it matter.
I'm not here to be your boyfriend. Does it mean
that you're also hiding it? No, I'm here to have
sex with you. I'm not here to be in a
relationship with you, So me having children shouldn't determine whether

(01:37:35):
or not we connect.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
I think that that is like a necessary thing you
should put on their th Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Something that Megan, you've seen more?

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Oh it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (01:37:43):
And like a lot of the profiles that I'm on,
and you can put what you're looking for, whether it's
short term, long term monogamy, non monogamy, whatever.

Speaker 29 (01:37:52):
But I do think there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Should almost be like a slider factor.

Speaker 34 (01:37:54):
Then where if you're just looking to smash and I'm
not looking for that, don't even pop Like I shouldn't
have to dig through your profile to find that out
about you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
That seems like a huge waste of time for me too.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Do they give you the option to say parent but
I don't want you to be responsible because I'm just
looking a smack.

Speaker 34 (01:38:11):
Well, they have kids, yes or no? And then they
have what kind of relationship you're looking for?

Speaker 39 (01:38:16):
Don't they like?

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
Because this is hinge right, yes?

Speaker 34 (01:38:18):
And then they link your instagram. So a lot of
the time I will go to your Instagram and then
find out you're a parent?

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
Okay, because I feel like hinge and I obviously I
didn't do any of the dating apps apps excuse me,
so I could be very wrong on this. But is
it hinge like more so for dating? That's what I mean, Like,
it's not necessarily just for hooking up?

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Can I ask this question if a person fills out
every single one of those categories?

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Do you feel like they have way too much time
on their hands?

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
No?

Speaker 34 (01:38:47):
I love it because I know that the red flags
aren't going to pop up on the first aid and
I'm not going to get wasted. And by the way,
by what you leave off tells a lot about your
answer anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Give us an example.

Speaker 34 (01:38:57):
I think a lot of times political affiliations are listed
by one party and then just left empty by a
different party. So if you leave it off of your profile,
it says what party you're affiliated was.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Has anybody ever run across somebody that's lied about their
political stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
I don't know that I would put that on.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Uh, it's become very common.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
But if you put it, if you don't put it
on there, they just assume then you're yes, really, so
can I can I be honest with you when I
see in this I am not on dating aps, but
I am on Facebook, which but when I see people
fill out every single thing on their Facebook and I
see all that stuff on there, I'm like, I hate say,
you look like a loser, But do you want.

Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
To know something? Because there like, there are people I
know that don't put on there that they're married or
like tag their partner, and I think that's weird on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
On Facebook, yeah, well I think that is weird. If
you don't put your there's that's suspicious. If you don't
I had a buddy of mine that used to he
would never put his wife on there, and eventually now
they're divorced. But I I will, I will say that
the person that puts on like everything on there and
then you look at their like you click on the
person's profile and you go, Jesus Christ. I mean they

(01:40:04):
I know where they were in the third grade. Like
it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:40:07):
I feel like I'm completely on the other side of
that conversation than you are. If I look at somebody's
profile and they've filled out everything, I think that person
is serious. Like that means to me that they're looking
for something serious, to the point where they want to
tell you exactly who they are, all on the table,
what their interests are, what their hobbies are. That's somebody
that's not here to play around. They really looking for love,

(01:40:29):
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four eight is our telephone number? Is
there a spot on these dating apps where you can
say you're a parent of an animal, because if you
do that, you're also weird.

Speaker 34 (01:40:40):
Well it's not parent of an animal, but they do
have a spot that pets okays, you have some people
are allergic to animals, So if you've got a dog
and I'm allergic to dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
I hate the words for babies too, like when people
say fer babies, that makes me feel like you're weird.
I've got no offense but for babies.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Cats. So I've left.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
What's up, Kayla? How you doing go?

Speaker 18 (01:41:04):
Are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
It's Mojo in the morning. Megan's talking about that it
bothers or that people don't put on their dating apps
that their parents.

Speaker 26 (01:41:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
I actually am a parent and I met my current
boyfriend on a dating app and we've been dating.

Speaker 28 (01:41:18):
For almost a year now.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
But I ended up having to put like in big letters,
like I have a son and he's disabled in my
profile because so many people would swipe right like oh,
I want to meet you, and then two conversations and
they're like, oh you have kids, Like did you not
even read this book?

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
So you also put that he's disabled. Explain the reasoning behind.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
That, because a lot of the people that I would
talk to, like before I ended up putting on that
on there, they would just ghost you, like they would
find out.

Speaker 28 (01:41:50):
And they would just completely ghost you and stop talking
to you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
So I made sure to put that because some people.

Speaker 16 (01:41:55):
Can't deal with that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
So I feel like it was kind of necessary to
know anyways, because he's got a lot of stuff.

Speaker 28 (01:42:00):
Needs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Okay, Yeah, Can I ask this question though? Did you
find a lot of did you see any people that
either would stay away from you or people that would
come to you because the sympathetic that they go, oh man,
she's got a disabled child.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
No, A lot of people would stay away from me,
or they would find out like because I made sure
to be a friend about it, like with like I said.

Speaker 28 (01:42:23):
Within the first two like conversations.

Speaker 6 (01:42:25):
Okay, so a lot of people would just go with
me and like leave me alone, or they would talk
to me like, hey, do you have kids?

Speaker 28 (01:42:30):
Yeah, you know my son's disabled.

Speaker 6 (01:42:32):
Oh well I don't, and they would make up some
reason why they can't talk to me anymore.

Speaker 17 (01:42:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Crazy, Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
What's up, Brittany, How you doing good?

Speaker 23 (01:42:42):
How are you out good?

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
What do you hate?

Speaker 25 (01:42:45):
I hate when I go on there and it's like
a guy will have every single one of us pictures
love him, and like all his friends like him and
all his family, and it's like which one is even new?

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Mm hmm, okay, so you have very often. Yeah, we talked.
We've talked about that. For like, if you have more
than one or two people inside of a picture and
you don't decipher like who's who and what? And I
wondered a lot of times, how many people actually will
find that the other person is the better looking one?

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (01:43:13):
I know some of their friends.

Speaker 15 (01:43:14):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Can you ask them for their friend's phone number? Danielle,
what's up?

Speaker 11 (01:43:20):
I I I'll call them. I agree with Meghan because
I definitely put on my tender profile that I have
four kids because I wanted to lead out the men
from the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Okay, I like it. What about when keV says all
he wants to do is smash?

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
I mean there are guys like that and Tinder and dating.
That's what it's worst to figure out what you want,
where you want it, and who's looking to be in
a relationship or not.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Are there girls that that just want to smash too?

Speaker 11 (01:43:50):
Yes, there are girls that just want to smash?

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Okay, and where are they for Kevin?

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Aren't just I'm surprised, Yeah, there's not just a hook up.
I'm really m no.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
I know lots of people have got married, who met
Montender mackenzie?

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
What's up?

Speaker 24 (01:44:12):
So when I back in the day, when I was
on these dating profiles, I did not include that I
had a daughter, just because I didn't want creepy men to.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Like that.

Speaker 24 (01:44:22):
Like I didn't want to broadcast that I was a
single mom and I had a daughter at home, just
because like, you don't really know anybody and you don't
really know what they're after.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
I wouldn't like that's.

Speaker 5 (01:44:31):
An interesting point.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
I like, like they after your daughter.

Speaker 24 (01:44:40):
So I feel like I'm pretty jaded.

Speaker 16 (01:44:42):
Yeah, people out there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Wow, is it a male prison, women's prison?

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Male?

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
I worked at both.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Do you get guys that are like flirty and crazy
with you?

Speaker 24 (01:44:59):
I mean I think they most of the time know
their place. Men will be men in joke, but it's
not too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Any of them good looking, like where you would think, oh, okay.

Speaker 24 (01:45:12):
No, but I'm also now married to a female.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Okay, all right? Any females any other prison at you? Yeah,
you never know. I always wondered about that with prisons,
like how much how much prison action is going on?
Like the guards and.

Speaker 24 (01:45:27):
The women are there's nothing more disgusting than women in prison.
So really, what do you mean, it's just it's a
gross place.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Okay, all right, thanks for sharing, Nick. What's going on?
What's going on? Nick?

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
Hey, I'll go on.

Speaker 15 (01:45:55):
So my comment is this, if a woman or male,
if they don't put all the information in, you know,
play till like you guys were saying. I feel like
because I was in that position at one point, I
was exhausted of.

Speaker 17 (01:46:08):
The dead end relationship.

Speaker 15 (01:46:09):
Yeah, you know, so I was like, why should I
give my one hundred percent if they're not either? But
I ended up getting married to a woman that I
just wanted to bang. Me and her met on plenty
of Fish and we've actually been married now for about
two years.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Congrats, So you went into it just to get into
it and now you guys are together forever. Yep, good
for you. That's good. And did she have her all
of her lines filled out, all of the boxes filled.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
No, she didn't.

Speaker 15 (01:46:38):
Man, she didn't even really take the quizz I did,
and we actually matched, like there's like a forty difference
between us, but she's actually like my twin, actually have
a really great relationship and meet her met on plenty
of Fish that go through like thirty women to find

(01:46:58):
one good one.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
It's plenty of fish. The religious one, it was no,
that's Christian.

Speaker 5 (01:47:04):
Christian to my brother's not religious, and he was on
that app.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Really, I don't think it's exclusively.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
That's how I always thought that the fish was like
the Jesus fish. But maybe the fish means something else.
Jesus fish. What's up being Angel? Angel? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (01:47:27):
I'm a first time long time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 21 (01:47:34):
So I have been experiencing with it.

Speaker 11 (01:47:37):
I put I'm still figuring it out because I am
and I will talk to somebody who puts a long
term partner and then it becomes a parent very early
on that they are just.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
Looking for fick.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
Okay, so you you can tell right, you know the
moment that you guys got to get together and go out.

Speaker 23 (01:47:55):
No, it isn't even at the point of going out.

Speaker 35 (01:47:57):
It's just the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Just the conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Why is everybody lying on the app? Like, who is
that benefiting?

Speaker 34 (01:48:03):
At the end of the day, if you're trying to
just hook up, you're wasting your own time too.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
When somebody drops you, when they realize they're just trying
to hook up and they're looking for a big relationship. Like,
who is this benefiting.

Speaker 27 (01:48:15):
Exactly?

Speaker 13 (01:48:16):
I'm mad about it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
That's interesting. You know how sometimes when you're filling out forms,
it won't let you go to the next thing unless
you fill out the previous box. I'm surprised none of
these apps have that that I hate when that happens
on anything. You're like, God, I just like I just.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Yesterday I had to ask you for an email because.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
I couldn't move on Joe in the morning. So with
the Super Bowl happening and a lot of people excited
over that, I want to a lot and I'm not excited.
I'm not into it. I'm not into it because the
Lions broke my heart and broke up with me a

(01:48:58):
couple of weeks ago, and I still haven't been able
to get over it. Like I really was anticipating at
least an NFC championship game, you know. So so needless
to say, I'll just go along with it. You know
what is happening right now though? Two And somebody needs
to tell me if this So my kids are in

(01:49:18):
their twenties and then also teens. So I have Joe
and then Jacob and then I've got Luke and my
children two or of three of them are degenerate gamblers.
And when I mean degenerate gamblers, like I'm talking about
Joe bets On, like badminton on the weekends, like if
there's no if there's no football, like it's like it's crazy.

(01:49:41):
And Luke has gotten to a point now where Luke
is like and he's been calling like Chelsea a couple
of times, and he's called me a couple of times
telling me like he needs gas money. And I'm like,
first off, you live on campus in at Fradhouse and
you do have a car, but your car is only
to come home, and you haven't been home a couple
of weeks. Like what do you even needing gas for?

(01:50:02):
And I realized it's for gambling. And I was having
a conversation with a friend the other day and he
was telling me. He's like, yeah, his kids are high
school and he's got one that's a freshman in college.
And he was telling me, he's like yeah, he goes,
I had to pay my kids gambling debts. And I go,
what are you talking about and he goes, yeah, he
goes he's on one of the apps, and he's like,
you know, doing all this gambling and stuff with his friends,

(01:50:23):
and I realized, I'm like, oh my god, these kids
get in And if you think it's crazy that they're
on these things, there are buddies of mine whose kids
got on these things when they were like in high school. Yeah,
because their parents were able to get an account for
them and give them an account to do it. And
it's funny because if you talk to me about gambling,

(01:50:43):
I don't know parlays and I don't know like odds,
Like I'm not good at that, Like Shannon, you brought
up in a dirty one time. You're like, is this
good odds or bad odds? I can't answer that.

Speaker 5 (01:50:52):
Well, no, I don't even know how to say the
od Like, yeah, there were odds about this weekend and
how often Taylor Swift was going to be shown during
the game, and I was like, is it do I say?
Seven fiftieth?

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
I don't even know where that was. Like I know
the points of a game, like when they say, okay,
here's total points, and you know you're gonna bet the
over the under. I know, okay, I can figure that out.
And I also know like if there's a team favorite,
like the Chiefs are favored by whatever, whether they are
they favored by like two or something like that or something.
But I know that, but I don't know like that
the odds. But you talk to my son Luke. Luke

(01:51:22):
can tell you everything, like like Luke can figure this
whole thing out. And it's gotten to a point now
where I think that they're gambling so much that literally
because these apps are available, which more power to the apps.
I love it. They advertise a ton on our station.
It's great. I actually honestly have an app that I

(01:51:45):
talk about on the air all the time and I
use the app. But when I was, you know, a kid,
and I was, I never would in a million years
like you would. I think the only gambling that we
had was we played basketball or something like that, or
we play one and we'd play with our friends like
it was. It was cash gambling. I understand it.

Speaker 18 (01:52:02):
Though.

Speaker 9 (01:52:03):
The kids these days, they live and they breathe with
their cell phones in their hands, so they're aware of
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
It's in their face one hundred on.

Speaker 9 (01:52:12):
They know who's scoring, they know who's out, they know
what team is underperforming.

Speaker 5 (01:52:17):
That I head of dopamine. When you're making money on there.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
It's addictive. For sure. All right, I want to ask
this question. Do we have any college kids that are
listening to the show, or anybody's listening that's younger or
maybe parents? Will you call and tell us like have
your kids ever gotten in trouble with gambling? Like if
they has it ever gotten to a point because I
ain't gonna lie to you, I'm like worried. I'm gonna
get a door knock and there's gonna be some Italian

(01:52:44):
guy because for some reason, I always think the Italians
are the ones that come after you and like break legs. Yeah,
the mafia. I've seen casino and there's he's gonna be
guy in a black suit and it's gonna say you uts.
Is he gonna come after and he's gonna like try
and he's going to like arrest my kid or not
rest my kid, but kill my kid, like you know,
is one of those situations like I think that this

(01:53:06):
is going to get to a point where it's like,
oh watch out, They're going to be in some major debt.
And are there any parents that have ever had to
clean out and clear out some of their their major debt? Lydia,
will you dial up Joe's.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
Number?

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
On his hotline because I want to talk to him
real quick because he is the biggest degenerate gambler that
I know. What's going on. It's Mojoe in the morning.

Speaker 18 (01:53:27):
Hello, Hi, oh, I was calling in about the gambling.

Speaker 28 (01:53:33):
Yeah that they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
Yes, exactly. I tell us who's the degenerate gambler that
we know of.

Speaker 36 (01:53:40):
I have a couple of friends of like twenty five
and my friends that's all they do anytime.

Speaker 23 (01:53:45):
They even have a group chat called degenerate.

Speaker 30 (01:53:48):
Gamblers and.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
They just sit there and they're they're parlaying games and
they're parlaying like you know who's going to score first
and who's going to be Like.

Speaker 36 (01:54:02):
So after all the games are over, if they're up,
they start betting on Chinese pong.

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Yeah, I'm telling you Joe does that. Like if you
talk to Joe from the Joe Show. This kid is
non stop on there. One time I called him up
and I said to him, I go, what are you doing?
And he goes, I'm betting on how many times? The
commercial for Geico comes up and I'm like, what, how
can you bet on stuff like that? Like they have

(01:54:31):
everything that's going on there.

Speaker 5 (01:54:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
They're not answering. Yeah, the Joe Show is not answering
at all.

Speaker 5 (01:54:40):
Does he ever play any of the like video poker,
like he's just placing he and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
Now he and Luke play blackjack all the time, which I.

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
Used to do that too, Like I was bad, but
I remember when you went through like a little phase
of being doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
They came on and I started, I started doing the commercials.
And when I started doing the commercials, I was like, oh,
look what they gave me to do these commercials. They
gave me like a thousand dollars credit, and I'm like, oh,
this is great. That's that, you know, a thousand dollars
credit ends up turning into me getting like what, I'm
like the guy I got cocaine coming out of my house.
It's like the greatest. What's going on, Hannah? How you doing?

(01:55:21):
It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
I'm good.

Speaker 27 (01:55:24):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Good? What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:55:27):
So?

Speaker 14 (01:55:28):
I love when by Man's parlay hits because that always
means that we're going shopping and then to dinner.

Speaker 18 (01:55:33):
Ohh and I yeah, it's so fun.

Speaker 20 (01:55:36):
And he always like.

Speaker 14 (01:55:37):
Whenever we're watching a game. He'll have like the sports
app on his phone open. Yeah, so he's watching both
in real time to like check and make sure his
parley's gonna hit. Because it's not just like the points,
it's also like who's going to have this many yards
by this time?

Speaker 18 (01:55:54):
And I don't know.

Speaker 24 (01:55:55):
It's so complicated.

Speaker 1 (01:55:57):
So it's so funny. I actually know a lot of
women that are into it. And I know you don't
know like the terminology or what's going on. You just
like to spend that money. But I will tell you,
I know a lot of women that do it too.
It's wild.

Speaker 14 (01:56:08):
They would do it too if you told me what
to put in you know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
Yeah, he always.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
Yeah, you know what. He doesn't want to teach you
because he's worried that you'll be better than him. Uh,
what's going on? Voices, guys? Uh, see what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:56:22):
Ce bye?

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
Good morning, good morning, good morning. What's going on?

Speaker 29 (01:56:27):
So my boyfriend's best friend is addicted to gambling. I
mean he gambles or bets on everything. They've lost their
house or their apartment, and he lost their car. And
when she was pregnant last year, that's when they lost everything.
And they're in a house now, but he's still gambling.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Wow, it sounds to me like his gambling is not
on apps. His gambling's going further than apps, isn't it.

Speaker 29 (01:56:59):
Well, he does the fantasy football betting, He does the
betting on all the football games.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Yeah, he does the fan duel. But I think here's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:57:10):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
I think that that's a guy, I guarantee you that's
taking money from people, and he's probably if he's losing
his house, like you don't, you're not losing your house
off of you know, just a quick little gamble here
or there. Like, that's the guy that's going deep.

Speaker 29 (01:57:24):
His parents are well off, Okay, so I'm sure that
has something to do with it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
Yeah, and he's the baby, ah, so that he gets
away with us stuff, I'm sure.

Speaker 29 (01:57:35):
But I can't believe every time my boyfriend hangs out
with him, there's always something he's lost.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, you're so that's a guy that's honestly,
he's just got bad luck, you know what I mean.
Like that's because I know people that lose, but I
also know people that win sometimes, and it sounds to
me like he's not winning if he's losing all this
stuff playing.

Speaker 38 (01:57:56):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Yeah, take that away from him. Did Joe Sho answer
it all? Yeah, nope.

Speaker 5 (01:58:00):
I wring them about five times.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
I got it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
I love that you're not taking no answer for my answer.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
Can I tell you why I'm not? I'm not. I
want to make sure I get him on the phone
because I want everybody to see the person that I
think that his mother raised. Hold on, why is he?

Speaker 4 (01:58:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Hey, you got a second? I can talk to you
on the air, Lydia. Call his cell phone. She's going
to call your cell phone right now because I can't
pick it up on the on the air. You'll love
this topic we're talking about. Call the on air number, Lydia.
Oh I already did she She's called it like five
times and nobody's answering or something.

Speaker 41 (01:58:43):
Okay, well that's because okay, she's calling you right now.
She's she's calling you right now.

Speaker 1 (01:58:54):
All right? Call up? Hold on, misfit victors on, what's up? Victor?
How you doing? Hey, Joe?

Speaker 22 (01:58:59):
Was that's doing an over and under on how many
times you would call the on.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
Air And.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
By the way, Victor, Victor, stay on here real quick
for my second. Joe show's on and I want to
make sure I get them or a second Joe you there. Yeah,
I was telling the listeners how much of a degenerate
gambler you are and how you've become this way.

Speaker 26 (01:59:18):
And no, no, no, no, I bet I bet responsibly.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
You bet responsibly. I'm badminton and beach volleyball, and like
if there's nothing, if there's no sports going on, you
bet on like stupid stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
Well, I listen.

Speaker 26 (01:59:31):
I love the ESPN Bets to appen. I gamble responsibly.

Speaker 38 (01:59:34):
And if you got a gambling problem, you got to
make sure that you call the number that is on
the end of my commercials.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
Real quick.

Speaker 38 (01:59:42):
All right, Well, I'll gamble on anything if I can
gamble on it. Sometimes, because you guys know I'm in
I'm in Tampa, I'll go to this uh it's called
Nebraska AB and I'll gamble on how many crackheads I
can get to ask me, uh, if they could bump
a cigarette?

Speaker 5 (01:59:58):
What is the like the craziest thing you've ever bet
out on the app?

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
Though, Well it depends.

Speaker 38 (02:00:04):
Because if I'm in Michigan, I use ESPN Bets app.
But when I'm in Florida, you have to use another app.
And when I'm here, I like, they have table tennis.
I do a lot of table and when I go yeah,
when I go on my apping pong, a couple of bets, yeah,
ping pong.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 38 (02:00:22):
Well, and it's a bunch of it's you don't even
know who they are, but you start to learn their
names and stuff.

Speaker 26 (02:00:27):
It's a lot of like Phillips with an.

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
S and uh, you know, it's kind of just I
don't know, misfit. Victor is also on the phone with
us too. He's another guy that's a degenerate gambler too, Victor.
I'm a recovering.

Speaker 22 (02:00:40):
I'm a recovering the general grample. I used to bet
on Chinese basketball. It'd be like four in the morning,
and they're like the Korean Baylies versus the Shanghai And
then what I would do is I would google both
the teams and see how many Americans were on each team.
I'm like, Okay, this team has like nine Americans. This

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other team only has four Americans. So I'm like, this
team's gonna win for sure, and I put money on them,
and I fall asleep and you wake up in the
morning you find out if if Shanghai Firefly is lost
to the whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:01:13):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 22 (02:01:15):
It's crazy.

Speaker 26 (02:01:15):
But but you should be lucky.

Speaker 22 (02:01:16):
You should be happy that they're just using the app
instead of like using a bookie, because the app's.

Speaker 1 (02:01:22):
Never going to come after well, Luke's and that's what
I say. Joe has turned Luke into a gambler too,
like he's he's calling every week asking for gas money,
so to speak.

Speaker 26 (02:01:31):
Joe, Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 22 (02:01:34):
And I like it.

Speaker 26 (02:01:35):
I encourage it because it's fun. It's fun to have
a dog in the race, and it's fun to gamble
with people.

Speaker 38 (02:01:40):
The worst is Jed will tell me, hey, yeah, I'm
betting on this, and then I'll place the bet and
then I find out later he's all happy when I
lost the bet.

Speaker 26 (02:01:47):
By why are you happy? He goes, well, I took
the other team.

Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
Joe and Jed and everybody in Victor. Who you guys
taking this weekend? Who's winning this weekend?

Speaker 26 (02:01:58):
I think Eagles.

Speaker 3 (02:01:58):
There's some Eagle.

Speaker 26 (02:02:00):
Some guy on Instagram yesterday said the last ten Super
Bowls or something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
The situation that happened.

Speaker 26 (02:02:06):
The team is like zero to ten that comes back
and tries to win.

Speaker 38 (02:02:10):
I am gambling on things like first touchdown, color of gatorade.
I'm not betting on anything involving the Chiefs.

Speaker 26 (02:02:16):
They I've lost a lot of money on the Chiefs,
but then I want it all back on the Lions.
Jami or Gibbs first touchdown?

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
Yeah, yeah, who are you taking this weekend?

Speaker 22 (02:02:30):
I'm taking the Eagles on first touchdown. You gotta go
with Sakuon Barkley. Okay, I think the guys, do you
want better?

Speaker 26 (02:02:36):
I'll do you want better? Saquon two touchdowns.

Speaker 38 (02:02:39):
I don't know what the are in Detroit right now,
but they're pretty good. They got me feeling nicy. Saquon
over two hundred yards.

Speaker 4 (02:02:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Wow.

Speaker 22 (02:02:49):
You like to go for the first touchdown? Like you
go down the odds and you find some guy who's
had like one touchdown pass in the last like twelve years,
and it's like it's like five thousand one doll around it.

Speaker 26 (02:03:01):
You could win a million.

Speaker 1 (02:03:03):
I did that, well.

Speaker 38 (02:03:04):
I did that one year with Jared Goff to get
a touchdown because you can't, well, this year, you can't
bet on like when he throws a touchdown, that doesn't count.

Speaker 26 (02:03:12):
He has to catch the touchdown and score. I did
that the game before. I'm and Ross throwing the touchdown, So.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
You know what you do? All right, I'm gonna I
got to pick somebody else up here. I'll talk to
you guys. Let's bet let's bet on I bet on
me hanging you out on Amanda, Amanda, listen to this, Shannon, Amanda.
You heard Shannon doing commercials for Fan Duel, right, yeah, yeah?

(02:03:39):
And did you did you win big or lose?

Speaker 27 (02:03:43):
So it was over probably like seven months, I would
because they have those daily games free you could win money. Yeah,
so I haven't like deposited a whole lot or anything.

Speaker 23 (02:03:55):
I like to win like the money.

Speaker 27 (02:03:56):
And then you sit to gamble playing the flats and
I won in the last year over fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
Okay, that's amazing, But were you Are you talking about
like the reward machine reels and stuff like the free
the free place would give you.

Speaker 21 (02:04:11):
Oh my god, you can win like real money to
play on the spot.

Speaker 27 (02:04:14):
Yes, yes, not to gamble with and you can win
a lot of money on it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:18):
That's insan money after you.

Speaker 27 (02:04:21):
Hit, after you hit a certain amount, like saying you
hit a one hundred dollars deposit fifteen so that you're
not like regretting it ever and then you can continue
to play.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
That's great.

Speaker 11 (02:04:30):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (02:04:31):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
Yeah, great, all right, thank you for the call. I
appreciate it. All Right, we're gonna give you a chance
right now to win Kendrick and Siss the tickets. They're
going to be performing at the Super Bowl and we
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E to nine five five zero zero standard texts and
data rates to apply. The Mornings Dirty on the thirty
one last thirty for the week is over with what's
going on? Shannon?

Speaker 5 (02:05:03):
Okay, so let's talk about the NFL honors that went
down in New Orleans last night. This year's MVP went
to Josh Allen, the quarterback to the Buffle of Bills and.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
The AP and the AP Most Valuable Player presented by
a Visa Line is Joshaway.

Speaker 5 (02:05:23):
Dan Campbell did not get Coach of the Year. Unfortunately,
that honor went to Kevin O'Connell. At the Vikings, Ben
Johnson beats him twice.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
How do you like that he beats the guy twice,
knocks him out of the playoffs, and he loses Coach
of the Year, well deserved. The NFL is fixed and stupid.

Speaker 5 (02:05:42):
Snoop Dogg took on hosting duties last night and took
aim at Bill Belichick's much younger girlfriend, Jordan Hudson.

Speaker 30 (02:05:51):
It is an honor to be hosting this because I've
been a football fan for a long long time. I mean,
I remember back when the Cowboys was good, I remember
back when the Chiefs was bad, and I remember.

Speaker 4 (02:06:10):
What was it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:12):
Bill Balichick's girlfriend wasn't even born.

Speaker 5 (02:06:16):
Her face like jaw dropped with that.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
By the way, they think she enjoys that man, like
making love to that guy doesn't know? Is no, that
might be her thing.

Speaker 5 (02:06:28):
She was wearing a Super Bowl ring lesson and her
middle finger she had.

Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
She enjoyed that.

Speaker 5 (02:06:31):
She had a big, big, big diamond right next to it.
So everybody's wondering if they are engaged at this point,
no comments from them yet about it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
Pust then they're both benefiting, right Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:06:44):
Speaking of football and the NFL, Kendrick said he is
going to put rap culture on the forefront during his
performance at this Sunday Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
Yes he is, and he's going to have a lot
of people going what were did he just say?

Speaker 37 (02:06:56):
It reminds me of the essence and the core response
of rapping hip hop and how far it can go.
So for me, that mean everything because it puts the
coach on the forefront where it needs to be and
not minimized to just.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
A catchy song or versus.

Speaker 37 (02:07:15):
This is a true art form so to represented on
this type of stage, it's like everything that I've worked
for and everything that I believe in as far as
the culture, Like I.

Speaker 1 (02:07:25):
Live and die by it.

Speaker 37 (02:07:26):
It's gonna change my whole family life, so I don't
take it for granted at all.

Speaker 5 (02:07:31):
Thirty minutes he's gonna do a thirteen minute performance?

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Is a normal time?

Speaker 4 (02:07:35):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (02:07:37):
That's actually a.

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Brilliant question, it is. I think that's normal because I
think Rihanna had twelve.

Speaker 9 (02:07:42):
Okay, yeah, they say super have time usually lasts between
twelve and thirty minutes, but the averages around thirteen.

Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
I had to be like back in the day.

Speaker 5 (02:07:52):
Yeah, it's crazy. Post Malone going to be celebrating Record
Store Day. This is not until April, but who here's
the record. He's doing a whole Nirvana tribute album. So
he did this, I want to say it was during
the pandemic. He performed like a bunch of songs from
his home. Do you remember that. Well, now he's actually

(02:08:13):
releasing this Nirvana tribute album fourteen tracks. It's going to
feature a whole bunch of features, Travis Parker on drums,
bassist Brian Lee, guitarist Nick Mack and profits from this
tribute album going to go towards Music Cares, Addiction Recovery
and Mental Health Division, which is really cool. So you
got to wait till April to get it.

Speaker 2 (02:08:31):
But is Dave Girl coming on it?

Speaker 5 (02:08:33):
I don't see his name on here, so but I
don't know. And I just said, among others, oh so,
and you guys all know how much I love Build Bear.
They are raising some eyebrows with a very interesting promotion
for adults who are into build a Bear for Valentine's Day.

(02:08:57):
You can get a clear boys.

Speaker 2 (02:09:00):
It's very funny. Really yeah, it's very stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:09:07):
This is wild.

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
It has a Kruger bear life strutting around in heels.
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (02:09:13):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:09:14):
Of course, there are some people that are just appalled
by it because billde bears for kids. But for the
most part, all right, for all of this week's dirty,
we are done. Hats up on the podcast on the
free iHeartRadio app or Most in the Morning dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:09:26):
Before I close this out, and I will in a second,
I'm going to give you the top five songs on
Billboards Hot one hundred charts. Coming in at number five.
I think this song has been Let me look real
quick and you see the specifics. How long has this
song been on the billboard? It's great?

Speaker 4 (02:09:42):
Are you yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:09:44):
Forty two?

Speaker 1 (02:09:45):
Forty two weeks?

Speaker 25 (02:09:46):
Are you two weeks?

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
My gosh, Actually it's wild. The song that came in
just after that has been on a little longer, Loose
Control has been on seventy six times. Number uh. Let's
see her four song is.

Speaker 4 (02:09:59):
H almost seven days. Luther was not taking the dreams and.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
What was the fourth most popular song in the country
right now hit the strictly with this pha pha.

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
Roman almost seven days.

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
Give this one number three, number two. This song was
the number one song for a while. Got knocked off?
What song knocked it off? You'll hear in a second.

(02:10:47):
Lady guy got in Bruno. Just yeah, and the number
one song right now on the Billboard Hot one hundred charts,

(02:11:12):
Travis Scott four by four.

Speaker 4 (02:11:15):
Are we playing this?

Speaker 1 (02:11:17):
No, I'm playing it right now. What do you think
am I playing it? You're video you're opening up your ears,
you're Travis Scott doesn't have a lot of radio hits, man,
he needs more radio hits. Travi's got a lot of
songs that should be on radio. I agree, that was
like five years ago. Now all right, thank you, Shannon.

(02:11:39):
It's any reading more Travis. All right, here we go
get more jury Mojo in the Morning, dot Com.

Speaker 4 (02:11:45):
Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 5 (02:11:49):
It's time for more Mojo Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (02:12:03):
The Birthday Boy is going to be doing a topic
coming up next here on the show. So coming up
right after we get done with a special edition of
the five at six fifty five, we are going to
do a special edition of the five and six to
fifty five. For those that don't listen to us early
or have never heard this before, we do a contest
at six fifty five. Weekday mornings, hair on the Mojo

(02:12:24):
on the Morning Show. It's a little trivia thing catch
up on pop culture stuff that you know Shannon talks
about in the Dirty on the thirty, and you'll have
listeners taking on each other. Whoever wins comes back the
next day. Whoever loses gets a parting gift. If you
last on the air with us fifteen times, you get
put in our Tournament of Champions, and then you get

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to play Shannon, who is the reason why we do
this contest because we started doing back in the day
I think called smarter than Shannon, and it got really
boring because she never would let the listeners win.

Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
Like she was.

Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
She was one of those people that love it. She
was like how Mike has been with the throwback throw down,
winning NonStop with the throwback through.

Speaker 5 (02:13:04):
That's a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:13:06):
He's just I just wanted to see if it were
pissed off. The facts kissed me off, and that was
not a fact. I just wanted to have I wanted
to have some fun with Kevin No. So Eric, who
was a fifteen time champion. Over a week ago, he
got sick and could not play Shannon, so we had
to move on and we decided, you know what, he

(02:13:27):
should play her. He asked if he could come in studio.
We said, not if you're sick. He's better now. He
just took his he just took test. He's tested negative
for sickness and things, but maybe others. I don't know,
but it's good to have. So we're going to play
a round of smarter than Shannon. Here we go Mojo

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in the mornings.

Speaker 4 (02:13:52):
Five.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
All right, so trying to six sub now five questions.
They're all pop culture related. We always will have the
challenger go first, since Shannon is the ultimate champion, right,
you would at least admit to that. Yes, Eric, you're
gonna go first for the first time since you played
the very first go round scandalous. All right, Shannon, I'm
gonna ask you to please leave the building. Please make

(02:14:21):
sure that you're thank you, not near an Amazon Alexa
that is playing the station. Oh yeah, although you know what,
we're on such a delay on the iheard app that
I don't find. She'll be fine. All right, So five questions.
They're all super Bowl related.

Speaker 31 (02:14:35):
Oh so.

Speaker 1 (02:14:38):
Let's see what happens here. Are you ready?

Speaker 28 (02:14:40):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (02:14:41):
Eric? Question number one, The super Bowl is happening in
New Orleans on Sunday. What number super Bowl is?

Speaker 17 (02:14:48):
Seconds?

Speaker 1 (02:14:53):
Fifty seven. Question number two, What two teams are playing
in this weekend Super Bowl? Chiefs Eagles? Question number three?
Name one of the head coaches in this weekend's.

Speaker 2 (02:15:03):
Game, Nick Sirianni Andy Reid.

Speaker 1 (02:15:05):
Question number four, Sizza will be performing with Kendrick Lamar
True or false? Her real name is Selena Three seconds
three two one true? And question number five. Odds makers
are saying that Saquon Barkley is the favorite to win
m VP at this year's Super Bowl? What team does

(02:15:29):
he play for? Philadelphia Eagles? Get Shannon back in here?
Shannon back in? You're mean, You're so mean? Game today?
This is tough.

Speaker 5 (02:15:43):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:15:44):
This is very, very tough.

Speaker 1 (02:15:45):
I think that there's a there's a whole How did
he do?

Speaker 4 (02:15:52):
He did?

Speaker 2 (02:15:52):
Okay, but I think you're screwed.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
Yeah, but I don't know if you will.

Speaker 2 (02:16:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
They are They are all super Bowl related questions.

Speaker 19 (02:16:05):
Yes, you got what you win?

Speaker 1 (02:16:10):
I no, No, because he missed two of it. I
think you're gonna get Yeah, All right, here we go.
Question number one, The super Bowl is happening Sunday in
New Orleans. What number super Bowl is that?

Speaker 5 (02:16:20):
Fifty nine?

Speaker 4 (02:16:21):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (02:16:22):
That was one of the questions he missed that was
not on mine. Question number two, what two teams are
playing in this weekend Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 (02:16:30):
The Chiefs and the Eagles?

Speaker 4 (02:16:32):
Yes? One.

Speaker 1 (02:16:33):
Question number three, name one of the head coaches in
this weekend's game and red Yes. Question number four, Sizzo
will be performing halftime with Kendrick Lamar. True or false?
Her real name is Selena False? Correct, don't don't ever

(02:16:57):
doubt her real name is so and ya I believe
it is. In question number five. Odds makers are saying
that Saquon Barkley will be the favorite to win the
m v P at this year Super Bowl. What team
does he play for seconds?

Speaker 5 (02:17:15):
The Eagles, Jesus Ultimate Champion.

Speaker 33 (02:17:30):
Help.

Speaker 3 (02:17:32):
I have no.

Speaker 2 (02:17:35):
But it's right here that you had it so much.

Speaker 5 (02:17:46):
That I love, I love having you in the studio.

Speaker 2 (02:17:51):
You guys make this a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
That was fine, that was great, That was such a
cool game, very nice.

Speaker 4 (02:17:56):
It's Module in the Morning.

Speaker 19 (02:17:57):
Five is six fifty five five kick on Detroit Whisky.
Three grade stations, one stupid show.

Speaker 4 (02:18:10):
This is Mojo in the.

Speaker 17 (02:18:11):
Morning, Livena.

Speaker 1 (02:18:17):
You say it's your birthday, it's my birthday too. Now
it's Zach's birthday. No, no, no, no, it's his birthday
to now, Zach, happy thirtieth birthday. Yes, I think the
best day you guys, Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (02:18:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:18:38):
Seriously, Oh man, Donald's really made it. It was awesome.

Speaker 5 (02:18:41):
I loved it. We asked Zach this morning. We were
like that interpre show meeting, Zach, what are you gonna
do this weekend for your birthday? And He's like, I'm
gonna get my haircut.

Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
I want to kiss this guy. Can we kiss him?
Let's all kiss him today, Zach for your birthday. Guess
what you get today? You get to do a topic
on the show. It's Mojo in the morning. Zach here
with us right now. In the topic this morning, We're
gonna have to keep it as clean as possible. Kevin,
what I want to make sure that you don't say

(02:19:12):
anything that you shouldn't say. This topic is about Zach's
roommate or buddy and the kinkiest ask that somebody asked you. Now,
if we do a topic with this, some of the
things are not going to be able to be said,
Like words are not gonna be able to say. You're
gonna have to use euphemisms and things like that. So
if you do call us up with something kinky, it's

(02:19:34):
got to be something like, you know, put a euphemism
in there, like we talk about baking cookies and things
like that. Zach, is this a roommate of yours or
a friend of yours? Fred? Okay, because I was gonna say,
this is one of your roommates, move on out? Yeah yeah,
no No.

Speaker 12 (02:19:47):
So I got a call yesterday because it's my birthday,
just taking in from a friend and I said to
the person, I was like, hey, how's your relationship going? Like,
are you guys married yet? He said no, we broke
up because it was a red flag. It's like, what
does that mean? Well, he liked kinky stuff in the bed.
I was like, oh, tell me more, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (02:20:09):
She didn't getting ready to get married?

Speaker 12 (02:20:12):
Well here's the thing. Yeah, it got more and more
kink here. He took her out on dinner and he
wanted her to eat all the pasta and get very
bloated because he wanted to feel see how it felt
with a pregnant woman.

Speaker 4 (02:20:36):
Is crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
To be pregnant and but to be like, I need
to know what it feels. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (02:20:45):
Did you did you imagine could you imagine also trying
to have sex after you just ate a bunch of pasta?
Say no, like, I don't. I don't feel good about
myself bloated. So like, no, I'm not going to carabas
and then going to bed after I'm going to bed
to sleep. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:21:06):
So, by the way, wait, did you ask if there
were like what some of the other things were, because
you said that it got kinkier and kinkier the RepCT Well, that's.

Speaker 12 (02:21:14):
The kinkiest I got. And she mentioned, like, you know,
other like tying up and stuff, and I was like, okay, but.

Speaker 1 (02:21:20):
She wasn't crazy. Have any of you guys been tied up?

Speaker 6 (02:21:24):
You have.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
Up?

Speaker 5 (02:21:29):
I do not recall.

Speaker 1 (02:21:33):
When you know my question, no, the question that you
come on. You can't just sit there and and do that. Look,
but this is the weirdest part to me is I
don't want anybody handcuffing me, not like tying, tying me
up or doing anything like that. Like I don't want
to have to like get myself out or have nine
one one get myself out.

Speaker 17 (02:21:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:21:51):
No, it wasn't like that, though, Like it was what
what what is it like?

Speaker 38 (02:21:56):
This is really weird.

Speaker 1 (02:21:59):
It wasn't like that.

Speaker 5 (02:22:00):
It was just it was it was more low key
very yeah, and just hands just like the hands behind
your back or not behind my back, but yeah, it
was just my hands.

Speaker 1 (02:22:11):
I want to be tied up, you really? I want to.
I want I want to be tied up like feet
tied up, hands tied up. Can't you want me hog tied? Yeah?
I don't want to be able to stop what's going on,
you know what? You know what I mean? If there's
any girls that get with Kevin and you tie him up,
leave him there. So Monday morning we have to call
and find out where I won't be able to answer.

(02:22:34):
We're going to be calling your mom. Excuse me? Can
you go over to the house.

Speaker 2 (02:22:38):
We have learned the cops will do a wellness truck.

Speaker 1 (02:22:41):
So it's series. Can I tell you though? Like with
the pregnancy thing, like the whole idea pregnant sex, and
we've had it just when we were trying to have
like that, they told us that that's how we would
have the we were trying to get okay, and the
pregnant sex was not comfortable, Like as a guy having
pregnant sex is as a guy, Well, it's never Listen,

(02:23:05):
sex with me is never comfortable at all, but sex
way by the way, and having sex with me is
like having but it was like I now look back
on it and I go, God, that just feels like,
you know, it's so weird that really how many months,
say are we are we talking about?

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
Well?

Speaker 5 (02:23:23):
And maybe I feel like I've talked to other women though,
and this was the case when I was pregnant. I
was really corny, like, especially the beginning of the pregnancy,
and then once you get to the end of the pregnancy,
you're miserable and you're so uncomfortable and that's kind of
like the last thing you want to do. But then
it is Mojo is right. It is something that doctors
will tell you towards the end when like you want

(02:23:44):
that baby out. Having sex is something that will help
you go into labor in honor of.

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
The super at all.

Speaker 9 (02:23:51):
For me, early on into pregnancy, the pregnancy p was
the best. There's so much freedom involved in it. You
don't have to worry about getting pregnant or doing anything
because it's already he well, early on is great. Yeah, yeah,
it's like you're not you're not worried about that.

Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
But if any of you guys had sex after you
had like a big meal, because that also is not fun.

Speaker 5 (02:24:16):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. To your friend's request, I
would be like, no, he.

Speaker 31 (02:24:19):
Probably didn't eat a lot, though she did it by
the way she tried it. She did and she was like,
I don't ever want to be like this again. She
smells like garlic bread. What's going on? Bella high? It's
mojo in the morning.

Speaker 36 (02:24:34):
Hey, so I had a guy ask me if I
would bring rubber gloves to go down a pipe.

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
Okay, wait, so yeah, wait, hell, I'm saying so real quick.
I'm not going to ask you specifics, but he asked
you if you would bring rubber gloves to if the
guy says to you, if a guy says, hey, we're
gonna have sax tonight, Like, did he say we're gonna
have sacks or did you think that he was your
guys going to do a little house cleaning or something.

Speaker 36 (02:25:05):
We were talking about it having sucks, and then he
introduced the rubber clubs situation.

Speaker 5 (02:25:11):
I would run so fast and so far away. I mean,
it was like the whole pipe up in.

Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
Okay, I'm confused. I'm keeping I'm keeping the stuff on
the air clean. I'm keeping it clean. I'm dumping. What's
going on? John? How you doing? How long you've been
listening to the show?

Speaker 14 (02:25:36):
John?

Speaker 1 (02:25:39):
I love it?

Speaker 34 (02:25:39):
Do you want to move your mouth away from the speaker,
just like a centimeter would be It would be really nice.

Speaker 1 (02:25:46):
You sound like, as we call it in radio. It
sounds like you're eating the microphone.

Speaker 23 (02:25:51):
Oh, let me put you guys on speaker.

Speaker 1 (02:25:53):
There is that better that's can do nothing you know
exact No, he has he has just a he has
just a raspy voice. Go ahead, John, but keep it clean. Okay.
What was the cap?

Speaker 6 (02:26:05):
Well?

Speaker 35 (02:26:05):
Okay, An, Actually mine was really freaky.

Speaker 22 (02:26:09):
We would she would love to go outdoors and be
washed by other people while being tied up.

Speaker 1 (02:26:15):
Oh so you would go outside, like where outside your
backyard or something?

Speaker 24 (02:26:21):
Backyard, woods, a park, at the beach.

Speaker 1 (02:26:25):
Oh my gosh. She liked to have public sex. Yeah,
and she wanted you to tie her up. I'm surprised
you didn't get arrested if somebody called the cops, you
would have.

Speaker 15 (02:26:36):
The only time I.

Speaker 35 (02:26:36):
Tired, Herope, was when we were in the woods.

Speaker 1 (02:26:38):
That's the only time do you think that deer are
watching you going what the hell?

Speaker 3 (02:26:44):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (02:26:45):
I think there was more than just deer.

Speaker 4 (02:26:46):
Maybe all the animals were watching, like, oh my god,
all these guys do it?

Speaker 1 (02:26:53):
Thanks John for the cops. Madeline would like to talk
to Kevin? What would you want to say to Kevin?

Speaker 16 (02:27:00):
I was just gonna say I have some bedstops and
they are a lot of fun to use. I've never
used them on anybody else, but yeah, you can buy
them on Amazon for like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:27:13):
What are the bedstraps meant for? Because they're not meant
for sex.

Speaker 16 (02:27:17):
Are they They're they're too like tie you up in
a way, so like you can use them over your headboard,
under your headboard, you can put them under your mattress
and have it like four by four style, like legs
and your hand.

Speaker 1 (02:27:29):
I talked to you were calling to see if I
wanted to participate with.

Speaker 16 (02:27:36):
The the offer is there?

Speaker 1 (02:27:43):
Birthday? What a good friend you are Zach Sharon's birthday cake, Seth.
What's going on? It's most show in the morning. How
are you good?

Speaker 33 (02:27:57):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:27:58):
We're doing good? Wish Zach happy birthday. It's Zach's birthday today,
birthday thanks, Bro, appreciate you. What's going on we're talking
about the kinky kink?

Speaker 20 (02:28:08):
Oh well, I just want to tell you about when
I was a lot younger. My first girlfriend wanted to
tie me up, so I let her, and then she
started telling me that she's a tiger and started scratching
my chest really bad, and then she poured whacked on me.

Speaker 1 (02:28:23):
Oh my god, Like lie, I was kind of into it.

Speaker 34 (02:28:32):
You can hear the smile in your voice, like you
were reminiscing about happy thoughts.

Speaker 4 (02:28:36):
Oh my god, good time.

Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
That's one of those ones where it's like, oh my god,
what is she going to go now? And then she
ties you up and starts scratching, Like, wait a second,
I can't underfend myself.

Speaker 19 (02:28:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:28:48):
Thanks.

Speaker 20 (02:28:48):
I was like bleeding everywhere this wild.

Speaker 1 (02:28:51):
But yeah, thank you for the call. By the way,
there's one last birthday surprise for Zach. We brought some
rope in. We're gonna tee you, We're gonna we're gonna
tie him up. He's gonna be here Monday. It's gonna
be all weekend hang out here.

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Wow, that was amazing. That was a throwback throw it down.
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Speaker 5 (02:29:56):
I would just like everybody to note that I won
the throwback throw it down today and smarter than Sanna.
Do you know what that means? It's gonna be a
great weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
Hey love, we got to say hi, we got a
huge studio full of people right now, the Pride of
Thurston High School. This is their yearbook in video class
that came down to iHeart today. They're doing a field
trip here, which is cool that you guys get a
chance to get out of school today. No school today,

(02:30:25):
let's make no.

Speaker 3 (02:30:28):
We like that.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
And you know what, you guys, this is what we do.
This is our radio studio here. So you guys are
like in Studio nine in Detroit here. So everybody doing good?
You guys learning anything? Anybody learned any You didn't learn anything?
What's what's for lunch? Do we know what's for lunch?
Come on up here for a second. I want to
have you here. I want you to tell everybody they

(02:30:53):
gotta listen to Mojo in the morning on Monday morning. Okay,
So come up with some kind of crap like say
that we have like big stars on, like Patrick Mahomes
is going to be on, Taylor Swift.

Speaker 30 (02:31:03):
There's gonna be a lot of stars, Patrick Mahons, Travis Taylsea,
and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (02:31:09):
What's your name on? And tell everybody what your like favorite.

Speaker 4 (02:31:11):
Thing to do is.

Speaker 1 (02:31:12):
My name is Gregory Nobles, and my favorite thing to
do is e pisa? Are we a Jets guy? Or
what kind of piecea are you like? Okay? And pineapples
on pizza or no, are we not doing that? What
about ranch?

Speaker 9 (02:31:32):
You like ranch dressing, the crust, butter, garlic and crazy
ocasion on the crest with the banana peppers?

Speaker 2 (02:31:40):
All about the Holland money.

Speaker 1 (02:31:44):
Hot honey, Hot honey is good too. All right, you
guys are great. Thurston High School makes some noise. We're
saying goodbye. Have a great weekend, guys. We'll see you Monday.

Speaker 19 (02:31:52):
Happy birthday, Zach, twenty plus years of idiocy and still
going in Detroit, Toledo, in West Michigan, it's mojo in
the morning.