Full Show 04-14-2025.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Toledo is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Mojo, He's amazing, lies Mojo.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
What you take? My god?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
This is alright.

Speaker 7 (00:27):
You ready, you're.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
You're a do you hack?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
We shot time.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
Good morning, and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show.
Just when I thought we're at full strength, Cav is
out today. So keV is actually celebrating an extended birthday.
He talked about that on Friday's in Colorado.

Speaker 9 (01:37):
But I think nobody's heard from him.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
I know, so he must be high, high as a
freaking kite. He will be back though this week. Megan
is back this morning. Who what is going on?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Where have you been? Megan?

Speaker 8 (01:52):
My whole life you were This is the thing that
was tough for you because you were so sick the
week prior to last Actually, this is a weird thing.
So we were so Shannon and I were off, then
you were here riding solo with actually riding with Cav,
and then the following week you were just out.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I mean, it was not good.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
You tried to come back one day, and honestly, it
probably wasn't the best thing for you.

Speaker 10 (02:18):
I shouldn't have, but I was trying to prove that
I was trying my hardest.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
To be Yeah, well you know, and then you you're
cold and everything went to laryngitis, you lost your voice,
and so then then you had a week off. So
you had a week's vacation, which is really wild because
I remember one time in my life at school, when
I was in school, I think I had chicken pox.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
It went from chicken pox.

Speaker 8 (02:41):
So we went on like Easter break, and I had
two weeks of not being in school.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I swear to God, I forgot how to go to school.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
And here's what I'll say. I was off, but I
was still very sick.

Speaker 10 (02:55):
Yeah, it was that everybody's like, oh, it looks like
she's having a blast on social media. Was like, I
can't belavee and I can't stop coughing, and I feel
like I'm dying.

Speaker 8 (03:05):
Well, you sound better, although I did hear you sneeze
a couple of times too, so you got a little
bit of a linger, huh, right.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
In the line of fire.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
And blame keV.

Speaker 10 (03:14):
By the way, because keV was the one who came
in with a sinus infection for two weeks straight, coughing, hacking,
sneezing in the studio, gave it to me, So I fully.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Blame him, but I also he is the what is
it the pangulin that started uh covid or whatever they said?

Speaker 11 (03:29):
Zero?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (03:30):
And should I come back with something very controversial? Should
I get people mad right as I come back?

Speaker 9 (03:35):
No?

Speaker 11 (03:36):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Why not?

Speaker 10 (03:39):
This is why parents are the worst, Because your kids
are petri dishes at school, which I think we can
all acknowledge. They get everything, and I feel so bad
for you, But then you get sick and you go
to work, and all of us who avoid all of
the childhood germs are just then susceptible to everything going
back around in the school.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yeah, I hate but.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
keV.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Yes, because I'm sure I'm sure Josiah brought something back
from the Patriot School.

Speaker 10 (04:09):
We all came back from the spring break in that
midwinter break, and I'm sure he brought it in here.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
And then I I can't avoid it. It was the plaque.
I think I had the plake, but.

Speaker 10 (04:19):
During it not only can I blame keV forgetting me sick,
which I have no evidence for, but it was probably
Opening Day where I hugged a million and a half listeners.
But will blame keV because he's not here. But then
I blame my dad for making me a new drug addict.
And this one is legal. But I am fully addicted
like housewives were in the late nineties early two thousands

(04:40):
to Afron, the new millennial. Afron is now vic Vapo sticks.

Speaker 12 (04:46):
A blasted from the past. My grandma used to have
those in her purse all the time.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
Bruh.

Speaker 10 (04:51):
My dad, when I was sick, came to me. It
was like he's a good to change in life, and
I cannot stop shoving that stick up my nose. I
am fully addicted. I'm a fiend.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
It just clears you out.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
Yes, I have been on antibiotics, steroids, another round of
antibiotics and steroids because that's how sick I was. It
wasn't clearing up, so I had to go back to
the doctor. Then uh, it turned into home remedies because
nothing was working at that point. And my dad, like
a little witch, came in and he was like, ah,
let's me give you this vixed fer busnick it'll.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Change your life.

Speaker 10 (05:24):
I can't get rid of it. I'm totally addicted. That
thing is up my nose twenty four seven.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
So what do you do?

Speaker 8 (05:29):
You just sit there, stick it up your nose and
then you walk around with it? Or do you just
got to go for like a is it? I know
Afron you had to breathe it in and push the
thing and it would push.

Speaker 12 (05:39):
But Afron they tell you you're only supposed to do
Afron for like because doctor Warner prescribed it to me
when I was really sick sometime and he said, after
like three or four days, you have to stop it.
No more cold turkey because it's so addicted.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yes, is vix Vapo extremely same? I got to you
there's got to be something to it. Let me tell
you what does it do next?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Thing?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Cookee.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
I feel like I'm I'm taking bumps in the bathroom,
Like I feel like I'm.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Sneaking away and I'm hiding it.

Speaker 10 (06:06):
Yes, and I'm constantly like gotta.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Get my hit.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
And after you do it, does it?

Speaker 8 (06:12):
Is it like like afroin where all of a sudden
You're like, oh, I got it, I can breathe.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
You know, It's more like cocaine. I feel a lot.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh you like started like, Hey, what's going on, guys,
Let's go clean our house.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
I'm like, I can breathe, I have higher oxygen levels.
I am unstoppable.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Wow, I did not know this. Huh you got you
got your vapos with you? Or do you got your
vix vapost you? Let's see what that's saying.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Was I just swapped out this morning?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
You don't have Oh what are you gonna do today
without your fix?

Speaker 10 (06:40):
My door dash it? Oh my god, I know it's
sitting on my island right now. Might either run back
to my apartment because I love so close or my
door dash it.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
I can't believe how many people I know that take
medicines like cold medicines to sleep, like they do the
cold medicines.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I get night to sleep and muse.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
And accent and things like that, And I'm like, is
that normal to be doing this to sleep at all?

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (07:04):
So I went through a period where I could not sleep,
and I know that Benadryl makes me super super sleepy.
So I was taking benatrol at night to try to
go to bed. I would take it at like six o'clock.
By seven point thirty. I was so drowsy and I
would sleep until my alarm went off at three forty five.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
You and Megan are the reason why things are locked
behind the calendar at.

Speaker 12 (07:23):
CVS, and I get mad every time I have to
get something for the kids and I'm like, dang it,
I have to go ask the pharmacutic.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
I have to show my ID when I buy a
Snickers bar there because okay, yeah, geez, I know eight
four to four Mojo live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. The text is nine five
five zero zero. I'd love to know because I know
that we're gonna end up getting this. I know that
we'll end up getting somebody that will call up and say,
did you know that there was a guy that one

(07:49):
time had his head blown off by vix Vapo sticks,
like or lost his sense of smells or something like that.

Speaker 10 (07:58):
I just had a greasy chest from vix Vapo sticks
that did nothing.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
By the way, that's the rub. That's the rub, Thank
god you.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
That's the stuff that you can never date after that,
because once you do that, you go on a date
and you're like, you smell like a like a nursing home.

Speaker 12 (08:12):
You're supposed to put it on the bottoms of your
feet and then cover your feet with socks. Oh really,
and yeah, I put it on your test and then
the bottoms are your feet.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Is this one of those old wives?

Speaker 13 (08:20):
I don't know, but.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Yeah, it gets right inside you. This was a it
was a fun weekend. By the way, you're talking about
opening day, I'm going to say this to you, because
it was opening day for the mud Hens that you
got sick. You missed the coldest broadcast that we have
ever done. We talked about it last week on Monday,
but it was legit. At Comerica Park. It was like
thirty degrees. We were dying.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
I called you the day before Tiger's opening date. I
was like, I'm so sorry, and then I called. No,
I didn't call. I was texting Shannon.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
Afterwards and she was like, we all wish we were you.
We all wish that we were sick.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
My toes still have not thought ice.

Speaker 12 (09:00):
I am still cold all the time because of that morning,
because of that broadcast.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
And by the way, uh, today we're gonna have our
first spring like day, but then it gets cold again.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
We're going to be seventy degrees today. For a high.
What's up, Lisa? How are you welcome Megan back?

Speaker 14 (09:17):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (09:17):
Welcome back, Megan.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
I thank you. I'd like to be sleeping.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
What's going on, Lisa?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Are you a vix Vapo sticker?

Speaker 16 (09:28):
I am not.

Speaker 17 (09:29):
I'm not, but I have used Affron in the past
when my kids were sick, and there's like a thing
called Afron rebound where when you use it. That's why
Shannon was saying that they say that to use it
for too long because once you stop using it, you
can get more clogged up and more sick after you
stop using it than before you start it called an

(09:51):
afron rebound effect. Yeah, just a little heads up.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
So it goes so it goes the opposite way where
you become like addicted to the thing or something, huh
or yeah, or are not addicted, but yeah, it kind
of brings back I Ga, I guess that's the thing.
It's not really curing anything, it's just cleaning you out
for a little bit. It's like draino for your sink.
You gotta get down there and get that stuff out.

(10:15):
Thank you for the Collie. What's up, Emily High?

Speaker 18 (10:19):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
What's happened in Emily nothing.

Speaker 19 (10:23):
I just wanted to say to Shannon's benadryl when I
was giving birth. After I gave birth, I had a
c section and was having issues with sleeping, and they
actually shot benadryl through my IV and within thirty to
forty five seconds, I was in la la land and
had the best sleep ever.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
Isn't it crazy?

Speaker 12 (10:43):
I mean, I have allergies, so that was what I
always took before. I like, you know, got the good
prescription stuff to help my symptoms, but it always made me.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
So tired, so it worked.

Speaker 19 (10:53):
Unfortunately, it does work, and I can see why people
take it.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
My favorite are the people that give it to their babies,
like when airplane. Yeah, like we're gonna.

Speaker 19 (11:03):
Do so that can do the opposite effect that can
make them vaper.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
My favorite is when you look at the kid and
he's like, I'm all strung out.

Speaker 12 (11:11):
It's like their parents gave them melatonin gummies and benedicta.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
That kid is back to that. But I'm happy. I
don't care. I sit next to that kid. He's not
making a noise. What's up, Michelle?

Speaker 11 (11:21):
Hey, I was just calling him off the vapor. Yes,
you boil water and.

Speaker 20 (11:27):
Get the vapor rub and get a tablespoon of.

Speaker 11 (11:30):
The vapor rub.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
Take it.

Speaker 20 (11:32):
Just steem yourself. And what I mean by dad is
take this about of boiling water. What's the vapor rub
in it? Put a towel over your head and breathe
that in. You will clear yourself up for days.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh my god, and you'll be infertile.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
It's by the way, can I tell you something I can't.
So we have an aunt and Aaron into my family.
Her house always smelled like vicks. So anytime I anytime
I smell vix, I'm like, oh, were in Anny Aaron's house,
Like you go there for Thanksgiving? And my dad would go,
why did it smell like mix? Dad, I's got mix

(12:07):
all over her body?

Speaker 10 (12:08):
Or I don't light a candle in the middle of
the night because I had a retinal lotion on I
was sleeping in that was making me sweat and VIGs
vapo rub and then just gross tissues everywhere.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
I was like, it smells like death in here.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Do you those people that you go to their house
and their house has like a distinctive smell to it.

Speaker 12 (12:26):
Everybody's house to me has a distinctive smell. Oh yeah,
By the way.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
What's up? Amy?

Speaker 21 (12:30):
Hi?

Speaker 22 (12:31):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 23 (12:32):
How are you guys?

Speaker 5 (12:33):
We're okay? What's going on? Amy?

Speaker 20 (12:35):
So?

Speaker 24 (12:35):
I actually put vix on a Q tip and I
rub it inside of my nostrils when I'm feeling nauseous.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Oh my god, why Jesus, I don't know.

Speaker 25 (12:46):
I have a mental problem. The smell, I think the
smell of it like distracts the fact that I am
feeling sick.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
So wow, I'm a little worried about you. Are you okay?
Should I should?

Speaker 8 (13:00):
We give you a number for some people that can
help you.

Speaker 26 (13:03):
No, it works, I promise.

Speaker 23 (13:07):
Sticks.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
All right, We're gonna try that thing. It's so funny.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
How remember when you were a kid and you'd love
to smell markers like you would like sticks. Starpie's in
your nose. That's what a Vapo stick is. Dennis says
he has something better for you than this. What's that? Dennis?

Speaker 21 (13:24):
Hi, Megan, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Al Right.

Speaker 21 (13:28):
They're called boom boom sticks.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Boom boom boom.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Boom boom, And they have them at CBS and Sam's Club,
And they're made of essential oils and when you take them,
they open you right up.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
Really essential essential oils though, And my wife's gonna be
mad at me for saying this, because you wenter an
essential oil cake. Essential oils are the biggest scam I
have ever thought of in my life.

Speaker 21 (13:56):
Yeah, they have different flavors, sure.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yes, essential they stink. Chelsea had all these little bottles
in the house. It looked like a chemistry set, and
she would have something for everything that I that I
was wrong with me.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
All of a sudden, she's essential oiling.

Speaker 8 (14:12):
I remember that. That was a big time. I don't
know she's eventually is she's still doing it. I know
now now I think we just gone right to drugs. Now,
we're just right on it.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
Good stuff.

Speaker 10 (14:22):
People who use oils as medicine, I assume you have
a crystal in your brow to.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, it could be. That could be, you know what
I mean. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
By the way, my favorite are the people with the
crystals in their bra because they've got more than just
crystals in the bra.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
There's like a bunch of things they can pull out
of that place. All right, Well, welcome back, Megan. It's
good to have you here.

Speaker 18 (14:41):
How smart are you? It's moule in the mornings.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Back in the day, we have to go back in tere.

Speaker 18 (14:46):
We give you a bunch of events and you tell
us what year it happened.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
We got a lot of stuff that we're going to
give away this morning, and this is a good one.
How would you like to go to Crunkfest Takeover This
stars Little John e, forty, Young jih In, so many
more at Little Caesars Arena on May the twenty fourth.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
What year was this? It was the year that Harambe
was killed. Do you remember HARAMBEI was the animal from
the Cincinnati Zoo and.

Speaker 27 (15:12):
Zoo officials made the decision to open fire on the
gorilla saving the boy.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Harambe died.

Speaker 27 (15:18):
The boys sent to the hospital with non life threatening injuries.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Where are your save Harambe shirts at now?

Speaker 8 (15:25):
Beyonce joined Coldplay for the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
It is interesting.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
It's like, why did wasn't Coldplay the headliner that and
all of a sudden Beyonce came on?

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Why did Beyonce just headline the thing and the big song?

Speaker 7 (15:43):
What can I say? Please recognize them?

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Rihanna and Drake? What year was it?

Speaker 8 (15:52):
We'll set you up with the prize, got those tickets
for you back with your first chance to win a
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Speaker 18 (16:00):
You're smart, prove it. You remember the year the stuff happened?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Eight for four Mojo Live.

Speaker 18 (16:07):
In the Morning, back in the day.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
What year was this?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Hey said, And I heard something hitting twice because they
didn't have my headphones on. All right, what year was this?
We'll set you up with the prize.

Speaker 8 (16:18):
This was the year that Harambei was shot and killed
at the Cincinnati Zoo, and.

Speaker 27 (16:25):
Zoo officials made the decision to open fire on the gorilla,
saving the boy. Harambe died. The boys sent to the
hospital with non life threatening injuries.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Beyonce, Coldplay did the halftime sue the bawl, and Rihanna
had work on the radio. What year was this? Let's
go to land In and see if we can get
a win for him. What's up Landing?

Speaker 21 (16:50):
It was twenty sixteen.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
There you go, congratulate. What gave it away?

Speaker 28 (16:55):
Landed?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
It was harambe Ah, HARAMBEI free, Harambey. What was it?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
What were the shirts? The shirts were all over the place.
I know that my son Luke had a had a
harambe shirt and none of the I think it was
that was what barstool was kind of made of At
that time they started doing merch like that. That was
that was like a Dave Portnoy thing. Congratulations, we're setting
you up with the prize. You got tickets to go

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grand finale and we're going to qualify you weekday mornings
before Shannon does the dirty, So good luck.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
In the Morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Right, Shannon with what's trending right now? What do you
got cham I.

Speaker 12 (18:14):
Feel like everybody was at a party for the Masters
yesterday except for me.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
It's funny that golf is so boring, but everybody wants
to watch.

Speaker 13 (18:22):
It on Instagram.

Speaker 9 (18:24):
It was like everybody was having some sort of celebration.
I mean even people.

Speaker 12 (18:31):
That I was like, you watch golf. You definitely don't
watch golf. You were just there for the cocktails.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
It was honestly pretty cool. It was cool to see
what happened.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
Yeah, thirty five year old.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Color, that's his masterpiece. Can I tell yourself?

Speaker 9 (18:45):
First green jacket ever?

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Jim Nance, who's the announcer. You've seen him do like
you know, college basketball. He also does the NFL with
Tony Romo. He says that he literally practices for every
player what he's going to say, because that those words,
you know, for how many years now with fifty plus
or more years, I guess it's even more than that.

(19:08):
That the Masters has been around, they'll replay those little
clips at the end. Yeah, but that little like McElroy
has his masterpiece is kind of like his thing that
he does. But he says he practices and tries it
out and then he runs them by people and they
all tell him which way they like the bus.

Speaker 9 (19:23):
Really really smart.

Speaker 12 (19:24):
But yeah, he won in like a sudden death playoff
round because he missed a putt on the eighteenth hole,
but very first time winning. He now becomes only the
sixth golfer to complete the career Grand Slam. That means
he has won all four major championships in the Masters
era era.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
Excuse me, Tiger Woods is also part of.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
That club as well.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Chelsea had no issue had a clip of him speaking
by the way you do. Ohah, let's play it.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Chelsea had no interest in watching it until I told
her that McElroy was gonna eventually have to get interviewed
by the woman he had an affair with and cheated
on his wife. Oh yeah, yeah, what's her name, Amanda
by Lamos or something.

Speaker 29 (20:03):
I've dreamt about that moment for as long as I
can remember. You know, there were points in my career
where I didn't know if I would have this nice
garment over my shoulders.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
He allegedly cheated with her, almost left his wife for her,
and then decided that he was going to stay with
his family.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
He's got a very beautiful family. He's got that little daughter.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Yeah, that she's the one that sunk that putt, and
then after the thing's over with, CBS has her do
the interviews, which I find to be very interesting that
she still has to do those interviews even though they
were caught up and she left her husband for Mackailroy
and then he decided not to leave his family.

Speaker 12 (20:43):
Amanda balionis, Yeah, Britney Spears. Have you did you see
any of the photos of Britney Spears arriving in Mexico
for her vacasion? So I kept seeing this photo she
was with, you know, her entourage, one of her security
guards carrying what looked to me like a baby in

(21:03):
a pink and white baby blanket out of their private
jet when they arrived in Mexico.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
It turns out it was a fake baby doll, a
plastic baby doll, but it had baby clothes on it.

Speaker 12 (21:15):
You could see this little plastic leg in a white
frilly sock sticking out of the blanket.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
So that's all. She brought a baby doll with her.
Do we like conivocation?

Speaker 10 (21:28):
They have a name?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Those like real babies?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
I don't know, Yeah, I think it is like a
real baby like that.

Speaker 12 (21:34):
High school health classes have students carry around for an assignment.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
I wanted one of those so bad?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Are we still gonna not do a safety check on
her to make sure?

Speaker 12 (21:44):
I mean, I saw this and went, oh boy. Lydia
and I were texting back and forth with I yesterday.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:48):
A California man arrested by cops over the weekend for
threatening to bomb Coachella. Davis Dervish, a forty year old
guy from Santa Monica, approached to security guard at a
southern California casino on Saturday and made the threat that
he was going to do something to everybody at the
music festival. Officers caught up with him about an hour
after he made that initial threat, searched his car, didn't

(22:09):
find any explosives or weapons or bomb making materials. And
we'll talk more about Coachella next hour. But something else
that could have been a disaster, thankfully was not. During
Green Days headlining set on Saturday, a firework from their
show hit a palm tree.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Whole palm tree.

Speaker 12 (22:27):
Went up in flames, and it was right by the
area where all of the artists and the celebrities hang out.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
Thank god nobody was insured.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Californything.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
It looks scary.

Speaker 12 (22:37):
Yeah, And after just about two weeks in theaters. A
Minecraft movie is already the highest grossing movie of twenty
twenty five. The Jack Black starring film followed up it's
blockbuster opening with a second weekend of eighty point six
million dollars in ticket sales worldwide. It's already topped five
hundred and fifty million dollars. H King of Kings, which

(23:01):
is that animated tale of Jesus's life. Everybody who went
to see it, by the way, said it was amazing,
came in second, but not even close, just over nineteen
million dollars.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
This is while the girl that that is from New
York that I follow was in that movie theater in
New York that somebody let a firework off in the
middle of Minecraft, I mean, and the firework went off
in the theater and started to fire some of the
some of the seats went on fire.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
The only movie we should be watching right now is
The Prince of Egypt.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Okay, yell out things like I heard about that one.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
Yeah, not from the ninety the Passover movie from the nineties.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Oh god, no, I did not see that.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
I know that's the animated movie. Oh that's the animated.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
We we aren't throwing popcorn in that theater.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
I don't know if popcorn is the thing to sorrow
in the passover movies.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
You know what early models of lotion not that movie.

Speaker 12 (23:51):
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Speaker 5 (24:05):
Call Maybe Monitor recorded the first winner of the week
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By the way, Shannon is the most awkward clapper waiting.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
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This right here, but let me but real quick.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
When I was going to say something last week, but
we were really like getting into a commercial break when
she collapsed.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
She does like that. It's like.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Nobody claps more awkward than Nicole Kidman.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Nicole Kidman is the most awkward tapper.

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Congratulations to you, Moran Chevrolet. We are going to give
you another chance to win, coming up in less than
an hour, so stick around. Elizabeth. Thanks for calling. Hold
on one second where Lydia is gonna grab you? Okay, okay,
all right, big news about our Mojo in the Morning
podcast Live two coming up here next.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
In the five to six fifty five I had the.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
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Speaker 18 (25:21):
I never missed the show. Let's go, it's Mojo in
the Mornings five. It's six fifty five.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Five and six fifty five.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Y'll five and six fifty five.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
J Ryan's back for another week here Ryan going for
three in a row this morning.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
How is that weekend? Buddy?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
It was awesome, good times, relaxing, fun crazy.

Speaker 18 (25:45):
It's some golf.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Watch The Master, Oh no, and and funny by the way,
The Masters makes everybody just want to get out in golf,
you know, like govery golf course I drove by was
packed with people that were out there doing their thing.
We have your challenge this morning. Her name is Mariam.
She is a teacher at Lance Cruz Middle School. Mariam,

(26:06):
what do the kids know you? As I know they
don't know you call you Mariam?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Do they?

Speaker 30 (26:11):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (26:11):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
I am missus Palmer.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Hello, Missus Palmer.

Speaker 10 (26:17):
The morning I wanted to say, madam librarian, please tell
me you're a librarian.

Speaker 19 (26:23):
No, not quite a library, so a literacy specialist.

Speaker 26 (26:27):
I work with reading and writing and supporting that.

Speaker 13 (26:29):
Mcclass.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
You were the person I had to go see in
the middle of class, and I was so embarrassed to
have to but you helped me.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
Read and mine had no windows. Would your room have windows?
My room had no windows.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
I have windows.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
They give you windows at Lance Cruise. They know how
to treat you. People there, good people over there. All right, well,
let's get this contest going.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
Ryan.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
We're going to start with Mariam first. I'm going to
lock you up in a soundproof area. Say hello to
Lydia for us.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Okay, all right, all right, here we go five pp
healths and trivia questions.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Whoever gets them all right wins. Ty always goes to
the champion, Miss Palmer. Question number one. Rory McElroy won
the Masters yesterday during a sudden death playoff. It's the
first Masters win of his career. What do the winners
of the Masters famously receive? And I'll give you a hint.
It's an article of clothing, a green jacket. Question number two.

(27:23):
Gail King is one of the female astronauts that will
go up in space on the Blue Origin flight later
this morning, around nine o'clock this morning. Who is Gail's
very famous best girlfriend?

Speaker 21 (27:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh okay? Question number three?

Speaker 8 (27:42):
The first weekend of Coachella's music festival went down this weekend.
What state does Coachella take place in?

Speaker 6 (27:49):
California?

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Question number four, and I'm gonna make it a multiple choice.
Post Malone says that he's working on another country album.
Which of these songs is not sung by post to Malone?
A circles, B Whiskey glasses or ce better.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Now whiskey glasses?

Speaker 8 (28:09):
And question number five, Britney Spears brought along a creepy
baby doll on her vacation in Mexico. How many times
has Britney been married?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
One?

Speaker 11 (28:25):
Three?

Speaker 6 (28:26):
I think three, two or three, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Go with three three times?

Speaker 8 (28:28):
All right, Let's bring the champ back from a sound
through areas, Homer.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
I should put a sparkly gold star on your test
because it got five wow.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
Five sniff? Stickers?

Speaker 6 (28:44):
Do they do, studied Shannon?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
I studied?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
They don't still do stickers and stuff like that? Do they?
In middle school?

Speaker 31 (28:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:51):
We do, all right, I love Lance Cruz. You guys
do know what you're going over there? All right? Here
we go.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Ryan, You've gotta be per today, and I think you
can do it. Let's see, all right, Fingers crossed on
this one here. Rory McElroy won the Masters yesterday during
a sudden death playoff. It's his first Master's win of
his career. What do the winners of the Masters famously receive?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Hint? It's an article of clothing, the green jacket.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Yes do I yeah, we should actually golf applause?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Well, golf.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
That's actually a little bit more more than golf applause.
Question number two. Gail King is one of the female
astronauts that will go up in space on the Blue
Origin flight later this morning. Who is Gail's very famous
best girlfriend, Oprah Winfrey?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yeah to question number three. And you cannot miss this.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
The first weekend of the Coachella Music Festival went down
this weekend. What state does Coachella take place in?

Speaker 21 (29:54):
California?

Speaker 8 (29:55):
Yes to see question number four a multiple choice. Post
Malone says that he's working on a new country album.
Which of these songs is not sung by post Malone?
A circles B whiskey glasses or c better now.

Speaker 32 (30:17):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 33 (30:19):
I'm gonna say be.

Speaker 11 (30:24):
Man.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
It comes down to this one. Whiskey glasses.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Obviously his buddy Morgan Wallen comes down to this one
last question.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
You got to get it right.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
If you don't, Mariam is coming back with us tomorrow
and we're gonna get to know some of her class
at Lance Cruz Middle School.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
There.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
Question number five, This could be the toughest one of
them all. Britney Spears brought along a creepy baby doll
on her vacation in Mexico. How many times has Britney
been married?

Speaker 21 (30:59):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
A man two or three times? Are two? I'm gonna
say twice? Wrong at three times? Ms Palmer's back tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
Of Lance Cruise Middle School. We got more kids reading
in Washington Township there right?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Where's is that? Where Lance Cruise is? Where's Lance Cruise at?

Speaker 34 (31:40):
Actually no, I live in Washington Township, but my middle
school is.

Speaker 35 (31:45):
In Harrison Towney is one of the townships.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Hello, Lance Cruise, are you pulling into school here? Right now?

Speaker 23 (31:52):
I am in the parking lot right now.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
They're looking at you like you're what is she doing?
They think that you're having a fight with your spouse.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Anytime that you no, the kids aren't here yet.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
I'm early.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Anytime that you're in the parking lot talking on the phone,
they either think you're talking to a mistress or you're
talking to your spouse and yelling at them.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
That's what they thought.

Speaker 26 (32:10):
That's the only time that they want to listen.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
That's right, Ryan. We got a partying gift for you, buddy.
You did great. You were with us for a couple
of times. Here we're going to set you up with
We had it in the studio with us on Friday,
A fifty dollars gift card to Dave's Hot Chicken. Congratulations
to you, all right, thanks you guys, special thanks to
those guys.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Ryan, you've seen bombed? Are you bombed?

Speaker 35 (32:30):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (32:31):
Poorth I am man. The kids are disappointed in me.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
Oh you know what, Hey, let me talk to them.
I'll slap some sense into these kids. Yeah, your dad
had a good golf game yesterday. What'd you shoot?

Speaker 5 (32:40):
By the way, it was a scramble. It was like
our opening day journal. Okay, all right, I like it.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Man.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Listen, I'm a twenty three handicap and adding to that.
So hang on one second, we'll get you your prize. We'll
see you tomorrow.

Speaker 18 (32:53):
Mariam with the Mornings five is six fifty five, five.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Detroit, three Great Stations, one Stupid show.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Lie, all right, it is Mojo in the Morning. keV
is out this week, so it's just us girls hanging
out together. What's happening girls. Actually, Kev's back I think
mid week, so he'll be back. He just took a
long weekend. But good have Megan back in studio with
us this morning. So nice to nice to have you.

(33:32):
We had from the last couple of weeks. I gotta
be honest with you. I don't think we took anything seriously.
Thank god. There was no like crazy serious news or
anything like that that we had to get worried with.
I think there was more farting going on in the studio.
You missed, you missed the you missed the keV fart
extravaganza that took place here.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
In the studio.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
Boom to then I missed that.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
And you know what, You're lucky that you get. No, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
Let me get my jokes that I'm back baby.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
That's that's the British humor that you love so much.
That's a Ricky Gervais humor.

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Right there, Well, Graham Norton for you.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
He was in the line of fire of where you're
sitting there too, by the way, so that.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
No stop.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
But he walked out of the studio, Megan. He did
that right there out in the hallway.

Speaker 10 (34:30):
It was sure that because it was that, why don't
you send him home?

Speaker 7 (34:35):
At a certain point, you just got to go get
out of here at.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
One At one point, honestly, I thought, in Shannon has
ruined this because it's true. He doesn't smell his hearts,
don't smelln't like his spit, don't stink, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
I don't know understand how although he did say he
started to eat more protein so they're like normal.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
But that was, uh, that was definitely a wild morning
one of the mornings last week. I had kind of
an interesting thing happened to me, and I want to
actually see if I could make it illegal. Is there
any lawmakers that are listening right now? Do we have
many politicians that are listening. I will politically back you.
I don't care what your political affiliation is if you

(35:16):
make it highly illegal for somebody to do what they
did in the Costco parking lot to me. So I
went to Costco. I go there and yeah, I'm one
of those guys that's not saving the earth. I drink
a lot of bottled water and I go get my
ice Mountain waters that I drink hare and you see
probably men me drink out when we're on the lives.
And I've come out with my cart loaded with stuff

(35:39):
I think I might have had, like I don't know,
ten of these palettes of water, like you know, and
I'm putting them in the back of my car, my tahoe,
and I put it in there.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
And I will say this to you. One thing I
am good at is returning the carts to the cart
corral because I don't want anybody taking a video or
make sure of me and sending it to David Chuck
the freak.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Honestly, that's part of it for me too.

Speaker 12 (36:04):
I'm so scared somebody's like gonna bust me if I
don't do it.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
You're going to hell if you don't return your carts.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
Playing in simple That's why I'd like to talk about
this because let me tell you what ended up happening him.
So I end up taking my stuff, put it in
the cart corral, come back to my car, put my
back down of my tahoe. Okay, have it go down
and goes automatically. I get into my cart and the
guy that's next to me in the blue Chevy Equinox

(36:33):
is coming out with his cart and he's got a
big cart full of everything, and he puts that cart
right behind me, and I don't want to pull out
because if I pull out at the moment he's doing this,
there is a very good chance that I e will
startle him or I potentially could hit him. So I
was like thinking to myself, you know, I'll just sit
here for a little bit. Yeah, and I'll go on
my phone for a couple of minutes and let him
load up his probably three hundred dollars worth of Costco

(36:54):
because you don't go to Costco and don't spend anything
less than one hundred at least, right, Bruh, is that
the minimum hundred.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Oh three minimum?

Speaker 12 (37:01):
If I'm under two hundred dollars, I feel like I
forgot half list.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
And half the stuff that you buy you never need,
Like you don't need any of that stuff, Like why
do you need a big box of wan tons?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
You know what I mean? Like, when are you going
to eat that many wan tons?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
So the guy is putting the stuff in the back
of you know, his his you know, equinox. He gets
done with it, he puts his thing down and then
takes his cart and doesn't bring it.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Back to the car corral.

Speaker 8 (37:29):
He puts it behind my taho. I don't think he
understood that I was, that I was still in the tahoe.
I think he thought I was inside of the store.
And instead of putting it between the cars or in
front of the cars, which some people do, and it
scratches up cars all the time, and it.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Takes up the parking space, you can't use the parking space.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Then the guy puts it behind me.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
And this is one of those times where I wish
that our cars had like the police department's little microphone
thing where you go, what are you doing? You know,
one of those like speakers, because if I had a
speaker system or a bullhorn, I would call the cart police.
I would do the whole Hey what are you doing,
you lazy ass? Why are you not doing this thing?
The guy gets into his car, He gets in, starts

(38:14):
his cart, and then looks right at me as I'm
standing there with my arms up in the air, like
that's what what the hell are you doing? And he
turns quickly away, backs out and leaves. I have to
get out of my car to go get the cart.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
Who's the guy with the magnet that he throws onto
people's cars?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Oh God, I don't know who's that. Wait, what's that story?

Speaker 10 (38:30):
There's a guy who films himself in parking lot the car.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Yeah, we love that.

Speaker 10 (38:39):
Yeah, that was on YouTube for a long time. I
feel like he's a radio guy too.

Speaker 12 (38:43):
I don't understand that people that don't put the carts.
It's really not that hard. It takes one extra minute.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
If that.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
I mean sometimes I do have bad parking and my
barking is like way away from the thing, and I've
had it where I'm like, no, no, actually have done
you know what I did? I actually did the whole
can I make it in from a distance and I
threw it from a distance and watch it roll and
then boone going in there. I'm like, oh, this is awesome.
It's it's kind of honestly, it's like throwing a football

(39:12):
through a tire.

Speaker 12 (39:13):
You know, Cosco carts are the best to put back,
by the way, And if you've ever seen me at Costco,
I do this every single time. I ride the cart
back into the cart cround like I'm ten years old.
I get going kind of fast and then I hop
on that thing and I go right into.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
The cart crest. Have you ever had one with a
weird tire then all of a sudden goes astray?

Speaker 12 (39:32):
Yeah, but I think you just jinxed to me. But no,
that's it's not that hard to return your cart.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
I mengine the injury that you're going to get one day,
God forbid on one of those carts going through and
you hit a pothole in the parking lot.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
But that's why you do it. The Costco ones are heavier,
they are they're bigger.

Speaker 12 (39:46):
Don't slip, Lydia, didn't you bust your mom not returning
a cart one time?

Speaker 36 (39:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (39:50):
She tried to put it on like the side of the.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Grass, and what did you do?

Speaker 13 (39:54):
I moved it?

Speaker 5 (39:55):
So But but Lydia, it's your mom. She's you know,
so what.

Speaker 13 (39:59):
She's supposed to act innocent all the time, and you know,
she's supposed to be my example.

Speaker 32 (40:03):
She not.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
She is, By the way.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
The funny thing about her is that if I saw
her doing it, I'd probably put it away for her,
because she does come across so innocent.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
But she seems like the type that would shoplift. Oh god,
she does. Is she kind of a secret shoplifter? Every
now and again? Do you ever see her go into
stores and come out with things she didn't pay for?

Speaker 9 (40:21):
No, Cyane, I do not believe that about you.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Everyone.

Speaker 13 (40:24):
My mom would never do that. But she didn't get
her karma.

Speaker 37 (40:26):
When an old lady accidentally let her cargo in the
Target parking lot like three months ago, and it hit
intented my mom.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
Oh no really? Oh yeah, what did she do? Did
she confront her? Did she pull out the crazy.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Side of her?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
No?

Speaker 13 (40:38):
I confronted the lady.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Oh and you started yelling at her? Yeah, oh my god,
this poor lady's probably elderly. Is she elderly?

Speaker 38 (40:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (40:45):
She was.

Speaker 12 (40:46):
I love how low key you are right now too,
And you're like, yeah, I went over to her and
I confronted her.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:51):
I was telling her, like, you belong in a nursing home.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
Put that car back for those that don't understand Lydia
is Keldyan and they're Keldyan crazy.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
We call it side comes out. So there's times where
she'll get a little nutty and she'll get a little crazy,
and it comes out at times like that.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
I don't like that you said that. We call it that.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
I call it that.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Has anybody ever been in a parking lot where somebody
actually hit your car with the cart and then they
just don't do anything at all? Like if you ever
had that happen, and if you did, if you were
the person that was the offender of that, would you
do anything like if you saw that it caused noticeable damage?
Are you the type of person that is honest enough
to actually might be writing note and say hey, I'm sorry?

(41:36):
Or do you just quickly get the hell out of there,
move your car to a different parking spot so they
don't see the marks?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (41:43):
What are your thoughts anybody's going?

Speaker 12 (41:44):
Did I ever tell you about the time that I
backed up right and this was at Kroger two, backed
up right into the long line of carts. Thank god,
the person was at the other end, but it was
like it was just right in that like sweet spot
of where I couldn't I wasn't seeing you know, the
carts were like under the back of my I'm backed
right into that carts.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
I felt so bad.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
This is the reason why man I know says that
he will not sell you a big old g Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:15):
Any anything that's bigger than the car currently drive, he.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Said, she'll run over people not realizing probably what's up.
It's on the morning.

Speaker 18 (42:25):
How's guys, Good morning, Good morning?

Speaker 5 (42:26):
What's going on.

Speaker 20 (42:29):
That much?

Speaker 21 (42:29):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (42:29):
I don't know if you guys heard of them or like,
if you have your scroll on TikTok getting rid of
the cart and arks.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
Yeah, yeah, we were just mentioning that just a second ago.
I wish that those guys were legit. I just I
just have you ever done your own version of cardon arcs?

Speaker 21 (42:47):
No, but I hear.

Speaker 33 (42:47):
Them I say that right now.

Speaker 28 (42:49):
I'm like, I'm always on edge.

Speaker 21 (42:50):
I put the cart, I'll be in a really good spot,
just to leave it in the empty parking spot next
to me, and I'm looking at I'm like, no, I'm
gonna get caught.

Speaker 23 (42:56):
And the guy's gonna come up to.

Speaker 33 (42:57):
Me and start calling me like lazy bones and all
that stuff figures at.

Speaker 10 (43:01):
My dark Yeah, but somebody just texted in Cartner was
like just in Toledo too, So we should truly fear
him because he trying.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
So he's actually here and he comes through town.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
He travels, I guess, and he was just in Toledo
a few weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
What's up, Erica?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Hi?

Speaker 39 (43:15):
Hi?

Speaker 36 (43:16):
So yesterday I was at Sans Club and it drives
me crazy when people just throw their carts in there
and they're not like in order, and then you can't
put your cart in.

Speaker 40 (43:25):
So yesterday they.

Speaker 36 (43:26):
Almost on My truck was parked right by the correll
and they had the big flat beds and they were
all sideways and backwards. So I fixed them all just
like to put my cart in and then get in
my truck.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
By the way, that is wonderful. You are a nice person.
You're a good human. They're going night to heaven for
doing stuff like that.

Speaker 22 (43:43):
It makes me crazy. I think everyone thought I was
crazy though, because I'm pulling them all on there.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
Can I tell you why I'm torn on that?

Speaker 10 (43:49):
Have you ever gone to get a car and they're
stuck together and you feel like the biggest idiot in
the world when you can't unhook them.

Speaker 22 (43:57):
Yes, I agree, but at the same time, they were
everywhere and they were like almost hitting my truck, and
I'm like, this is insane, Like how hard is it
to put it in there inconnect them?

Speaker 10 (44:07):
No, see, they should be in the corral, but they
shouldn't be connected.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Hey. I was the kid that worked at a grocery
store once that had to go get the cards. I
did that job for about a week until I.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
Realized, say, how did I never know this about you?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
My two worst jobs ever were was a bus boy
at Hackney's and a card corral or a jewel Those
are the two worst.

Speaker 10 (44:26):
Rich tellous of the ones that have the automated like
pusher thing versus the kids who have to bungee cord
them together.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
I'm physically plus them.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
Do you know what's the funny thing is you ever
see those guys and they're going to get the carts
and you have your cards standing there and the guy's
walking by and you're like, want to give it to him,
and he's like, not put it in the car corral.
He won't take it from you because You're just gonna
throw off the balance of how many carts he has
at that particular moment.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
What's up, Michelle High?

Speaker 14 (44:50):
Good morning.

Speaker 40 (44:51):
So I work for ships.

Speaker 14 (44:53):
So I'm in and out of the mere all the time,
and it irks me so bad when I see these
people up their stuff in their car and then put
the cart next to their car. So I will take
that cart as they're getting into their car and put
it behind their car so they have to get out again.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Wow, Michelle, I love you.

Speaker 14 (45:15):
That is kind of and and I watched from inside
the door because it takes him a few minutes to
realize what has happened.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
You are You're kind of a krt Karen a little bit,
aren't you.

Speaker 11 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (45:26):
That's okay though, because these people are lazy.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Cart Karen's it should just be cart. What's a nice name?

Speaker 41 (45:35):
Car?

Speaker 5 (45:36):
I don't know. Card. Karen illiterates, what's up, Chelsea High?

Speaker 28 (45:42):
Good morning?

Speaker 42 (45:43):
For a long time.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Hold On is saying that this is kind of lame
without Kevin here. So Chelsea's on the phone.

Speaker 43 (45:53):
I was just calling in to tell a story about
my cart situation.

Speaker 40 (45:57):
So it was a windy day and I was saw a.

Speaker 44 (45:59):
Cart like flying across the parking lot.

Speaker 43 (46:01):
So I went to get it, and I couldn't get
to it in time, and it smashed.

Speaker 23 (46:04):
Into this lady's car.

Speaker 43 (46:05):
And of course she was in the car when happened,
and she was like she got out, she was like,
your cart just hit my car.

Speaker 45 (46:10):
I was like, no, ma'am, I was actually tasting.

Speaker 15 (46:13):
This car and I couldn't catch it in time.

Speaker 40 (46:15):
She was so mad at us, and my daughter was
with me, and she was like looking at me like
she wanted to like.

Speaker 39 (46:22):
Kick my ass.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
I was like, you know what, that's the problem with
being nice is that you get blamed then for somebody's
you know, leaving the cart out there.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Jenna just had a thing happened to her twenty minutes ago.
Is that right, Jenna?

Speaker 11 (46:37):
Yes?

Speaker 44 (46:37):
In girls Deal Michigan.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
What what happened Island.

Speaker 22 (46:42):
On the and Kroger.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Anyway, I pull in getting out of my car to
do my you know, early morning grocery shopping.

Speaker 22 (46:52):
Lady was coming in, shoved her cart in the basket
like you were saying, mojo, yeah, choveter cart. It went
sliding in there and instead of going in and it hit.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
My Oh no, it actually.

Speaker 22 (47:06):
And as we were walking now she hit me. O, my.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
God with her car. Oh my god.

Speaker 26 (47:13):
Yell.

Speaker 20 (47:14):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
I hate to say this, but she yelled at me.
Did she stop and did you guys call the police?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
No?

Speaker 15 (47:21):
She hit my daughter about wrong her neck. If you
weren't ninety years old.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
They should take away she's yelling at me.

Speaker 29 (47:31):
They should take.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Away licenses of these old ladies.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
And you should not be allowed to push carts around
a shopping center, around a Kroger a.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
License for that.

Speaker 10 (47:41):
And you provoke your cart license if you don't put
your cart away.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
Yeah, you're that lady is too old to be pushing
carts and going to Kroger this early in the morning.
Although that's a perfect time for her to go. What
are you doing there so early in the morning, Jenna, uh,
Lisa says, And she's going to get a big boo
on this one.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
What's that? Lisa?

Speaker 14 (47:58):
Hey, good morning guys, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Four names.

Speaker 14 (48:01):
I never put my cards away.

Speaker 22 (48:09):
No, No, I'm a mom, okay, and I have small kids.
And there's nothing more frustrating than when you have multiple children, especially.

Speaker 44 (48:18):
A little one with you, and there's never carts around.

Speaker 11 (48:21):
They're all in the corral.

Speaker 44 (48:22):
Sometimes I can't buy the parking spot that's close.

Speaker 8 (48:25):
What do you mean that's where they're supposed to be
in the corral or in the front of the story.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I understand, but when you have multiple children, crazy bitch
carrier it is.

Speaker 12 (48:36):
I agree with you there. It is tough when you've
got multiple car seats whatever. But that's when you do
park to park right by the corral, don't you know
you can keep an eye.

Speaker 43 (48:47):
But also, like the carts that are quarter I always
leave those out for people.

Speaker 8 (48:52):
Because sometimes if you have if you have to pay
for the carts like at all, the which I think
still think is stupid. That's their way of trying to
get you to, you know, to put their cars away.
It works, but I think that that's fine, But put
your cards away, Lisa, that's.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
Like my good deeds.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Indeed, the opposite of good deed, that's a bad deed.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
She's like, I cannot get off the phone fast enough
with them.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Hey, congratulations, somebody famous now hates you.

Speaker 18 (49:22):
Goodbye Winter Blues, l O, spring out cheese.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
I saw this on the news and I was like
shocked by it. But this is happening.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
There's been a string of DoorDash driver thefts, including one
driver that actually I guess in Ferndale, Michigan, was killed
in a door dash road rage situation. But this story
that I want to talk about right now, this is
a trending story. This morning, two teens charged in the
carjacking of a DoorDash driver in Southfield. According to the

(49:54):
Oakland County Prosecutor, these seventeen and eighteen year olds have
been charged with carjacking and ring a cacealed weapon. I
guess that the driver was driving a twenty twenty three
Dodge Charger, was in the middle of a delivery, left
the car running, and these guys ended up going up
and stealing the car and taking the car at gunpoint.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
From the Driver News Detroit update.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
Hold on, I'll here, Good morning. I'm Lorn Winfrey.

Speaker 14 (50:20):
Here's a look at the top stories making news this
Friday morning.

Speaker 19 (50:24):
The manicures of killing a missing mother from Warren will
be back in court this that story.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Hold on book, where's the story at.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
All? Right?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Hold on time, hold on, hold on? Where's the DoorDash story?
I don't want to hear the whole news. What are
you doing? There. It's not even in the story. CBS.
I'm never using your guys's audio ever. Again.

Speaker 12 (50:44):
I I didn't realize or think about, ever, how easy
it would be, because you could go to any restaurant.
You go to Chipotle, you know which ones are the
DoorDash drivers. You follow them to wherever they're going, because
you know that at some point they are going to
be leaving their vehicle as they get out and go
deliver you.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
Know, the order.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
In a lot of times, you know, they'll just run
up to the front door of houses, but a lot
of times they'll go into apartment complexes and do the
same exact thing. One of the defendants is said to
have threatened the victim with the gun. Officials say that
the teens were taken into custody after a little bit
of a police chase.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Actually they were.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
Driving over one hundred miles an hour on the highway
and then they finally got they got picked up.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
I thought we weren't doing police chases anymore.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
Well, if you're if you're somebody that gets carjacked, I
think that in their driving in the actual stolen vehicle,
maybe they're going after him stuff.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
I've always thought that they should just put them on
television like they do in California.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Because they're huge ratings.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
You just put up helicopter up.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Has any any DoorDash drivers ever had this happen to you?
Have you ever had somebody rip you off like this
or steal from you? I would think that, like Shannon
said that, that would be a very common thing to do,
because you're just leaving your car just kind of sitting there.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah, same thing back in
the day.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
Yeah, but I would assume pizza drivers carrying more cash
on them.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
I would assume like all of the app delivery drivers
get tipped through the app at least.

Speaker 9 (52:08):
But it's not even about that.

Speaker 12 (52:09):
It's about just easily being able to take the vehicle
because I'm sure the keys are still in the.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Car, right.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
I love the people though, that just leave their car
running when they go run into say a seven eleven
or you.

Speaker 12 (52:20):
Know, I am go see of doing this when I
run into the dry cleaner. Do you really yes?

Speaker 9 (52:24):
And now, to be very very.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
Fair, I can see I'm like I can I can
see my car the entire time I run in, I
grab my stuff. They I don't even hand over my
credit card. They have it on file, so it takes
all about twenty seconds, which I understand somebody could still
steal my car.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
I'm dumb.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Somebody told me that this happens at gas stations too,
where people will get out fill up their gas tank
and if you drive a non American car, you're driving
like one of those fancy schmancy like merceades.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Benz is that they're.

Speaker 12 (52:51):
Not Mercedes merchraded merchides, marchiderge.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I'm a little I'm on pain pills this morning. I'll
explain why I'm coming up this morning.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
It is the best story. Please do not leave me show.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Until it's bad.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
But as far as the when you're filling up your
gas tank on those European vehicles, your gas pump is
on the left side of the vehicle, and so a
lot of times they will come in and they'll enter
in through the driver's side door, knowing that you're on
the other side, knowing you left the keys in the car.
And they say that that has been a big deal
where people are are ripping off cars and stealing cars.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
It's kind of crazy. I always worry, like my fear
is getting carjacked. I don't know why that is, but
I have that, like really weird fear of getting carjacked.
And I'm stuck in the car because if you ever
trying to see me get out of a car, it
takes long.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
I there, like I gotta get out.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
It's like it never happens fast enough for me, Like
I would love to just give them the car.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
Can I tell you something? Every single morning because I
don't park in my garage. My garage is currently home
to a gym thanks to my sweet husband, So I
don't ever park in my garage. I park in my
driveway and when we when I go out to my
car in the morning, there is it is a thing
where I have a routine of I get in my
car and the very first thing I do is lock
my door before I arrange my purse, my coffee, you know,

(54:07):
turn on the radio station to whatever I want to
be listening to. Like, I lock my door so quickly
because I'm so scared that somebody is going to come
in to my car.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Do you ever look under your car?

Speaker 7 (54:17):
Don't I do?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Oh my god, I always feel like somebody's gonna grab
my feet.

Speaker 26 (54:19):
I do.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
I check every window and then I get in the car.

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(55:02):
Crazy this morning. That's out about these two doordashers that
carjacked or two teenagers that doors Jesus two teens that
carjacked at door dash driver, there.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
You go, thank you? You all right? Sorry about that?
What's going on?

Speaker 28 (55:22):
So I actually work in the emergency department and this
happened outside of our hospital. There was a doordasher that
came and brought like fast food for one of the nurses,
and they got out of their car and their kids
were in the car. And one of the patients, like
one of our psych patients, came and took the car

(55:44):
and I just told her kids to get out of
the car.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Oh oh wow, that's wow. That's insane. By the way,
you know what's interesting about that whole story. You work
at a hospital and people who are hospital workers order
fast food. That makes me feel better about myself, Like
do you feel do you ever feel like you can't
eat certain things because you work at a hospital in
the er?

Speaker 28 (56:06):
No, everybody eats Fetz food. Nobody eats anything other than that.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I like it. I want my doctors and nurses happy,
and it puts a smile on your face. I don't
care if your arteries are clogged, as long as they
don't get clogged while you're working on me. So but
that's that's nuts though, that the psyche patient jumped into
the car. You gotta be careful if you're a DoorDash driver.
Don't be leaving your car running. It's Mojoe in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Chord in the Morning's Dirty on the.

Speaker 12 (56:31):
Thirty hy Shanna, which got trending in this hour. You
could not pay me to do this. I would not
do it for free.

Speaker 9 (56:38):
But these ladies are all excited.

Speaker 12 (56:39):
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin will launch its eleventh crew to
flight today with Katie Perry strapping into the space capsule
alongside five other passengers and yes, all of them women.
Did you see the I want to say outfits, because
they don't look like astronauts. Really, it's like a cross
between Elvis and something you can see on the runway.

Speaker 10 (57:01):
I don't know Katie's gonna drop a song up there.

Speaker 9 (57:04):
Oh gosh, I don't know. So here's the thing. Well,
let me tell you who's on board.

Speaker 13 (57:08):
First.

Speaker 12 (57:09):
CBS Morning's co host Gail King, a bio astronautics research
scientist name Amanda jen Stemboard CEO, former NASA rocket scientist
and Washtenaw Community College alum Aisha Bo.

Speaker 9 (57:23):
There's a filmmaker named Kerrie and Flynn on there, and.

Speaker 12 (57:25):
The mission leader is Lauren Sanchez, the fiance, of course,
of Jeff Bezos, who owns the Origin. But they're going
to launch the crew from the company's launch site one
in Texas. It's gonna basically only be up in space
for a total of about eleven minutes. Four minutes of
weightlessness is what they'll experience, and then they're going to

(57:45):
come back down.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
They did this thing I remember not that long ago.
Michael Strahan was one of the guys that are on there,
and William Shatner was on there too, which is wild
because of you know, his Star Trek days.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
To me, I think it's really cool. Space is cool.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
I like the fact that we're starting to see like
space happening again because when I was a little kid,
you want, I agree, I wanted to be an astronaut,
you know.

Speaker 9 (58:07):
I just I would be way too terrified to do it.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
But this one's nothing like. This isn't going up to
the space station. These guys are basically like.

Speaker 9 (58:15):
The Earth, I think is what it is.

Speaker 10 (58:16):
Yes, I don't think that this is space. I'll fight
anybody who says that she's dropping a song up there.
But it's about girl power, and I bet they're going
to film it, which is why we have a filmmaker,
and we're gonna have all these famous people out there.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
But like, no, there are two things.

Speaker 10 (58:29):
We don't need to explore space in the ocean.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
It's scary, we don't know what's going on. We don't
need to do it.

Speaker 8 (58:36):
Although I will tell you this, after last week's helicopter
crash that took place in New York, I ain't going
up in a helicopter anymore. I think I've ruled helicopters out,
and I've been up in them a few times.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
They're kind of fun to be but I don't know, uh,
you know, I.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
Want Gail King because Gail King has been talking about
how she has been preparing for this mission.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
First thing I'm going to do is find a place
to meditate.

Speaker 46 (58:58):
At Katie Perry's suggestion, she said you should connect yourself
with Bob Roth, which I did so I've been doing meditation.
I tried it before, it didn't work for me, but
I'm really leaning in.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
I'm going to do that today. I got my mantra
and everything.

Speaker 8 (59:11):
You know, what you need to do, Gail, get some
ratings on that TV show. Did you see the ratings?
You're talking about getting rid of all the morning news
stuff on CBS because their ratings are so bad.

Speaker 12 (59:23):
All right, I co teller This weekend Coachella is very
first weekend out of two featured everybody from Gaga who
got reeve reviews by the way for her set, Travis Scott, Megan,
thee Stallion, Post Malone, Charlie XCX.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Benson Boone.

Speaker 18 (59:44):
Oh look what he's doing.

Speaker 12 (59:46):
A little Bomian Rhapsody with the original guitarist of Queen,
the legendary Brian May.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
Love Barn Mary.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
Percent of the people in the.

Speaker 12 (59:56):
Crowd did not know that it was the Brian May
and Ben's was this bro and got on TikTok afterward
to roast the crowd to say, you gave him such
a lukewarm reception, and this is like the legendary Brian May.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
The Coachella crowd sucked.

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
Gaga's crowd was so quiet, And I gotta tell you,
Beyonce's Homecoming was the best Coachella set of all time.
I watch it regularly a couple of times a month,
like that is an amazing, amazing Coachella set, and I
think this Gaga Mayhem rivals it, like these are the
two best Coachella performances of all time.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
And the crowd sucked.

Speaker 12 (01:00:35):
So I heard that about Gaga. Everybody kept raving about Gaga.
There was also a big group of people that said
her set was entirely satanic, going to cancel her her
so so mixed reviews, but more so amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
Anybody who thinks it was satanic? Can you give me
an explanation quickly other than it was red because the
only satanic part was that it was red at the beginning.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Yeah, that's literally.

Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
Nobody can give you a reason other than well, she
was wearing red and the lights were red and it
was red.

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:01:07):
Well, some other controversy coming out of Coachella, and this
is nothing new. I don't know why people just don't
expect this at this point. Coachella attendees going viral on
social media for complaining about how expensive the food there is.
Yet again this year, one woman, one woman, excuse me,
sharing on TikTok that her taco nachos and lemonades for
two people, her bill was one hundred and two dollars,

(01:01:28):
which is acid.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
Okay, but that's every year.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
And I don't know if you saw the prices of
the food at the Masters. The prices of the food
of the Masters is rock bottom. It's like the same
as two bucks. Yeah, and to buy a sandwich is
five dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
You see the merch tent, though, people were spending two
thousand dollars on merch.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Oh yeah, that's a big thing.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
That's insane.

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
Did you see what they do with the merch tent?
You buy it and they have ups there to ups
It All back.

Speaker 12 (01:01:53):
Zo I Buy More than Si, and Post Malone is
going country again. Yay. Well speak about how kind the
Nashville community has been since he started working on his
album F one trillion. He said every time he gets
together with his crew out there, which includes his friends
and fellow artists like Ernest Party, Thomas Rhett, he said,

(01:02:15):
we just sit and we have fun and we talk
and we make music. And he said he's already done
two trips to Nashville for the project that he's currently
undertaking and has already made thirty five brand new songs,
so expect some new country music from the.

Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
Country Radio also embraces that more. It's yeah, I don't
blame these guys.

Speaker 12 (01:02:34):
I think it's great for all of Today's Dirty catchup
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Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
You're called it the Monitor or Court coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
Hearent a second. Channon says you cannot do it solo,
So she's going to talk about that. Anthony. First, We're
going to get.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
You in for our find the fob.

Speaker 47 (01:02:59):
Congratulations, buddy, thank you, thank you, first time, long.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Time hold on Shannon be Kevin on this one, Anthony,
I'm so not.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
As good, but I tried.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Calv's taking a couple of days off here. I like it. Cat.
You know, last week we were.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Talking and I was pointing out everybody who's driving cars
with you know, one hundred thousand plus miles on it,
and Kevin said to me, he goes, that ain't nothing.
He goes, I got a friend of mine that's got
a car with two hundred thousand miles. I'm like, a
car can go two hundred thousand miles? You beat that, Anthony.
How many miles do you have on your Chrysler Pacifica two.

Speaker 21 (01:03:37):
Hundred or four hundred and eleven thousand?

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
I never in my life heard four hundred thousand.

Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
My dad sends me the tuxt all the time, ten
thousand on his car.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
That is that's a commercial for the freaking Pacifica. I
guarantee you that engine is not the original though there's
no way it is the.

Speaker 11 (01:03:54):
Original engine and everything in it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
How can Chrysler make up Pacifica A four hundred thousand miles?
But my jeep got recalled like five or six times
when I had it. That's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
Oh, I had to fix a lot of stuff on it.
I had to fix so many chains on it.

Speaker 44 (01:04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:04:09):
So it's still running though.

Speaker 21 (01:04:10):
I just got a fix and I just got it back,
so I'm driving it again.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
Well, you're in the running for a brand new Chevy
from Morane Chevrolet. May The second is when we're gonna
do find the fob. If you can find that fob
in one of those cars on that lot, you get
to drive it home or we'll write your check for
twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Oh my guys, I'm gonna find it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Hang on one second, Anthony, it's good to talk to you, buddy.

Speaker 21 (01:04:34):
There's good meeting you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Good talking to you too.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Hang on one second. Mojo on the Morning Home of
the War of the Roses, second Date Update and the
Dirty One of thirty, Shannon says, you cannot do this alone.
Do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 12 (01:04:48):
Friday night, Lucy had her eleventh birthday party with all
of her friends from school at a local bowling alley. Okay,
and so we walk into the bowling alley. It was
just me and lucent Smith at this point before all
of the girls arrived and we started to set up.
I had two lanes next to each other, and then
there's you know, booths or whatever that I put some

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goodie bags and I got matching hats for all the
girls whatever. I'm setting this up and there is a
guy who is in the lane to the right of us,
and he's very chatty with me.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
Nice guy, but.

Speaker 12 (01:05:22):
I noticed he was by himself, and I thought, oh,
he's probably waiting for his team or family friends whatever
to come as well. Oh no, the birthday party starts
and we were there for two hours and this guy
was there solo the entire time that we were there,
just bowling against himself. And I thought, there are a

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lot of activities you can do solo. I feel like
bowling is not one of them.

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
That is kind of an awkward thing, huh, especially when
you're next to a kid's birthday party.

Speaker 9 (01:05:51):
Well, I mean, he.

Speaker 12 (01:05:52):
Didn't know that when he booked his lane, I'm sure,
because he was arriving there at the same time that
we did.

Speaker 9 (01:05:58):
But I just thought it was kind of fuck. He
was probably early to mid forties, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
So there's a lot of bowlers that listen to this
radio show. We're in you know, Michigan. We broadcast out
of Michigan. We got Michigan, Ohio, probably two places that
bowl the most. Right, can you go and just bowl
by yourself?

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
But there are rules?

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Yeah, there are rules.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
You have to be sixty five.

Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Plus, really, but it has that after five PM.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
No, it's got to be four or five.

Speaker 7 (01:06:28):
Okay, all right? No, no, no, no, no, no time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Five nighttime bowling. You can't bowl a nighttime by yourself
as you can. It's like a neon thing.

Speaker 10 (01:06:36):
No, because noon you should be out like grocery shopping
or at Low's. But then like when five o'clock rolls around,
that's when.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
You go to the bowling. Yeah, yeah, but you have
to be sixty five plus.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Let's bring our official bowllying correspondent. He is the co
captain because Don is the captain of the Mojo Bowling team.
Please welcome Zach to the show, right right time, Zach, Zach?
Can you bowl by yourself? You don't ever go bowling
by yourself, do you. I kind of agree with Shannon
and Megan. Yeah, I don't go unless you know you're

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fifty five plus. And I'm the worst bowler on the team.
So maybe that we'll explain why you should be going
more often by yourself.

Speaker 48 (01:07:16):
But I just feel weird. I don't have my own
ball either, like you take how your own. It's just
like an awkward situation.

Speaker 12 (01:07:21):
I feel like bowling is a very social event. Also,
wouldn't your arm get so tired if you were just
constantly the one?

Speaker 48 (01:07:28):
Yeah, I will say that the finals are coming up
in every bowling league.

Speaker 12 (01:07:35):
Okay, so maybe he was practicing. We were there at
five point thirty. To be fair, it was early on
a Friday night.

Speaker 48 (01:07:41):
And they didn't want to see all the onions come
in and check them out. But he happened to probably
see bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
At what point do they shut the lights off and
it becomes rocking?

Speaker 12 (01:07:49):
Yeah, it was six pm at this bowling.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Did he stay or did he leave before that happened?

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
He was there.

Speaker 12 (01:07:57):
He was there actually, I want to say we got
done at seven thirty. He was probably there until about seven.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Interesting, okay, Uba, what's up? Ruba?

Speaker 28 (01:08:07):
I was just saying about the whole bowler. I mean
he could be a competitive bullying I'll go practice by yourself.

Speaker 20 (01:08:13):
I've seen it a lot actually, where they just go
they're practicing.

Speaker 28 (01:08:16):
For the league.

Speaker 8 (01:08:17):
Okay, so competitive bowlers like to just do you know,
five o'clock in the evening, you know, practicing any day,
you never know.

Speaker 26 (01:08:25):
If he had nothing to do, might as well get
him to a few ways.

Speaker 8 (01:08:29):
And I'm a golfer bawler, and they have obviously the
practice range where you can go practice and hit balls.
Why don't they have like a practice range at a
bowling alley like Carl's Golf Land has for golf.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
What's going on? Bratt? Hye?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
All right, I go.

Speaker 49 (01:08:44):
Bowling by myself at least twelve times a year, it is. Yes,
I get ready for cities in the States. I'll see
where the bowling alley is at, and I will actually
take a drive.

Speaker 21 (01:08:55):
Like last year it was in Detroit.

Speaker 49 (01:08:57):
I took a drive to Detroit for a whole weekend
just to bowl on lanes for states.

Speaker 12 (01:09:02):
Interesting, do you feel weird if there's a group of
ten eleven year olds next to you having a birthave party?

Speaker 49 (01:09:09):
No, because honestly, it's no different than bowling in front
of thousands of people at the bowling alley waiting to
see how you do further side pots and everything.

Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
So listen to the clapping, you see. That's what Shannon
sounds like. Michie sounds like you're got m clapping for
the show.

Speaker 49 (01:09:31):
It is better to practice in the afternoon, like around
four five o'clock because the lanes are worn down as okay,
they are a tournament, so it's a lot better.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
So they're faster. They go a little faster than you're saying.

Speaker 18 (01:09:43):
No, there's less oil.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Less oils. Oh okay, all right, well there's uh, you know,
bowler telling us Rodney? What's up? Rodney?

Speaker 28 (01:09:52):
Hi?

Speaker 21 (01:09:56):
Yeah, bowling food. A lot of people about to Bill.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Are you speaking in the right end of your phone?
What are you speaking in a bowling ball?

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
I can't understand you say that again, Rodney.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
All bowlers practice model silves.

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
Okay, so so real bowlers practiced by themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
So that was actually a real bowler chanting.

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
Did he have honestly had no idea?

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Do you have the risk guards on and all that stuff?

Speaker 9 (01:10:19):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
So didn't know ball.

Speaker 9 (01:10:21):
I didn't know what I was. I was trying to
watch ten Little girls?

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Did he look like a member of the Mojo bowling team?
Was it done?

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
Are we sure it wasn't done done done, by the way,
text me the assaults of the bowling League all the time.
Since we are the official sponsors of your bowling lau,
I'm going to try to get out there this week.
It's Tuesday night, right, It's Tuesday night and we're first,
by the way, where's it Hartfield Lanes and Berkeley. So
Hartfield Lanes and Berkeley if anybody wants to go up
there and cheer on the Mojo bowling team and you

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can get over there with a zach here and be
seven pm. Hold on, Shaye, what's up? You're a bartender
at a bowling alley?

Speaker 43 (01:10:58):
I was, yeah, in Allen Park, a big one and
they do a lot of tournaments.

Speaker 28 (01:11:03):
It was a tournament guy.

Speaker 11 (01:11:05):
He was practicing getting ready.

Speaker 44 (01:11:07):
Like what was that movie The Big Lebowski.

Speaker 22 (01:11:09):
Yeah, yeah, like that.

Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
That bowling alley that you were at was a legendary
bowling alley. They used to have bowllying on ESPN the Yeah,
that's good place.

Speaker 23 (01:11:20):
Still do sometimes still do Sometimes.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
What if the guy goes and gets his own picture
of beer? Can a guy drink his own picture of
beer when he's by himself on a bowling alley?

Speaker 44 (01:11:29):
I mean, yeah they do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
That's a lot of beer to drink by yourself.

Speaker 26 (01:11:33):
Though it is a lot of well what is it
like three or four?

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
But what's more embarrassing? Ordering six beers or ordering a picture?

Speaker 50 (01:11:41):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
This place has the big tall what was called? You
don't I'm talking about the tower? Yeah, the tower, the
tap at the bottom are there is.

Speaker 26 (01:11:49):
A limit on what you can serve though, like you can't.

Speaker 22 (01:11:52):
I couldn't give a guy like six beers. I could
give him a picture that doesn't make any sense, but
I couldn't like give him six beers.

Speaker 11 (01:11:58):
I'm be in trouble.

Speaker 8 (01:11:59):
Okay, Well, thank you for the caller. I appreciate it.
If he wanted to. Maybe Lucy had an extra like
birthday bag. They still give goodie bags at birthday parties.

Speaker 12 (01:12:07):
Did make a comment about because the girls made candy salad,
this is like a big thing, And then they each
filled bags with the candy salad that they made, and
so he was very inquisitive about all of this candy,
and I almost offered him one, But would you like
some candy?

Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
I always love when there's kid parties at places that
I'm at and they have leftover fun foods and things
like that, or birthday cake they will offer you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
That's cool.

Speaker 51 (01:12:32):
Maybe he didn't call his wife to shake him while
on your date, but something didn't right. Second date update
is after read this morning on Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
Coming up here next on the Mojo in the Morning show,
we'll announce Mojo gives you a baby twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
That's coming.

Speaker 8 (01:12:47):
So if you're looking to win a baby from Mojo
in the Morning, we're going to give away another or IVF.
Actually the other thing too is I got to tell
you guys about the worst drunk injury that you could
possibly ever get and it came on Dad's weekend up
at Michigan State with Luke.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
So I'll do that in just a second too. It's
Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
Megan is back after being sick, and she's uh, here,
hold on, let me get the let me get the
golf applause here for one second, or the bowllying applause
here from this one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
It's good to have you back.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
That is uncomfortable to listen to.

Speaker 10 (01:13:20):
It sounds like popping, like uh, do you remember those
little toys that had the springs in them that you
would like come to the table and they would.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Like, pop up.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
Good, your voice sounds way better than it did the
week that you were sick, because you sounded just horrendous
that day.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Hold on, let me play for for you. This is
this is what Megan sounded like.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
The year is an example of what my voice sounds like. No,
it's so bad. It's so bad. How am I getting sicker?

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Listen to that voice?

Speaker 9 (01:13:54):
Do you sound like the girl or the lady from
Monsters Inc.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
Mike boise Ellis.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Last night?

Speaker 7 (01:14:05):
Oh my god, spot on, that's truly what I sounded like.

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
The best word about all this was I went to
the doctor and she was like, do you need a
note for your doctor or for your boss?

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
And I said yes, And I called up Tony. I
was like, I don't know where to submit. He was like,
you don't need a submit. Let I never submitted a note.

Speaker 9 (01:14:23):
We need doctor's notes here.

Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
I thought, because I had been out for two days
and then back and then out, and like, I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
Know how it worked.

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
I thought everybody thought I was faking it. So I
was calling everybody to kind of prove that I wasn't
faking it. But man, I was just unbelievably sick for
most of my vacation. I was sick as well.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Was there anything good that came out of you being sick?
Like did you get rest?

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Because I wondered about you, just like resting and being
able to get some sleep and sleeping in a little
bit sometimes that actually you need that.

Speaker 10 (01:14:53):
Thankfully, I did get a lot of rest, but I
got so off schedule it wasn't even funny. Like I
was staying up till five o'clock in the morning, was
sleeping in until one in the afternoon, and then one
day I.

Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
Literally slept everything but three hours.

Speaker 10 (01:15:11):
Like I just felt like I was not functioning as
a human being.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
It's weird when you get more sleep, you almost kind
of screw up yourself a little bit. From that, Yeah,
from doing you had a bunch of stuff that you
had to do over the time. I know you were
helping a family member move. Didn't you also have a
court case or something like that?

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
This is not fun.

Speaker 10 (01:15:28):
Everybody was like, oh, Megan's taken off, Like what is
she up to?

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
I've having fun.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
I had court at some point, but I sounded like
that voice clip that we played at the beginning when
I had court right, And.

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
Here is an example of what my voice sounds like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
How did you get what you were? You at court?
Like that?

Speaker 23 (01:15:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:15:47):
So I was super sick and I had to get
up and I had to get dressed and do my
hair and makeup. But thankfully it was on a zoom,
so I got dressed waist up. Love, that look super
nice from the waist up? What's not looking good from
the waist down? But I'm in my living room and
they had rules about like what could be behind you.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
I was terrified. I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 10 (01:16:08):
And court starts right, which, by the way, was an
hour later than they told me. So I'm sitting there
for an hour just in this waiting room of the
zoom call, and the zoom call starts, and this is
what the woman running it was like.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
If you do not follow the rules, I will kick
you out. Listen on, or you will be out of
this court and you will have to pay for everything.
Not my problem.

Speaker 10 (01:16:33):
And my butthole puckers because I realized that all of
the paperwork that I need is out in my car
and I'm on my laptop, so I have to hotspot
my laptop.

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
From my phone and i am running off.

Speaker 10 (01:16:46):
Through the streets of downtown Detroit, dressed homeless from the
bottom down in a button up shirt from the top up,
with my hair and makeup done, and my parking garage
is blocks from my apartment, and so I'm literally running
past construction workers and all the guys working out at
the hotel gym and all like all of the security
people and people going into work, and all of the

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people running to go get coffee because they started working.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
If you get knocked off of that thing, they think,
they think that you laugh.

Speaker 7 (01:17:14):
You're screwed.

Speaker 10 (01:17:15):
And the whole time I'm like, please, please, hou's about correctly,
please house, And people are laughing at me in the
zoom call because you can see behind me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
I'm running.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
You have to or they'll kick you out.

Speaker 10 (01:17:26):
Really, so I'm literally you can see the panics look
in my face, and I'm running, and she's booting people
left and right, and she's yelling at people and she's
made and I'm terrified.

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
And so I'm like, and I don't know what order
I'm getting called in.

Speaker 10 (01:17:43):
I don't know if I'm next and I'm not getting
to my car, or if I'm last in line, and
I've got another hour before I'm going to be seen,
so I'm now because I'm sick, sweating. She's yelling at everybody.
People are giving me weird looks in public. I get
up to my car and she calls my name. I
get all the paper work and she goes, all right, uh,
miss Nick, it is your turn.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
Show me your paperwork. And I was like, good morning,
sounding like Mike was out there. Here's an example of
what my voice sounds like. Good morning is out the
paper boy. This woman something. Yeah, she flips her entire script.

Speaker 10 (01:18:21):
She hit oh my god, you sweet darling, what's wrong?
And I was like, chick baby, this has never worked
in my favorite But I got the seventy card.

Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
I was like, I'm music. I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:18:34):
She's like, oh, we could have raised I'm so sorry
you had to get up for this.

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
You're fine. Everything's dismissed.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Everybody in the zoom.

Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
Calls look at me, and I'm surprised nobody raised a
middle finger, because all of them were like, are you
kidding me. I saw somebody grab a box of tissues and.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
I was like, Oh, you're gonna play it. This is
a card. So that was it. You're done, kicked.

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
Me right out and said, you don't have to pay
for anything.

Speaker 9 (01:19:00):
Just what was this over again?

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
My tag's being.

Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
Expired, right, Okay, that's my fault.

Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
I will acknowledge I messed up. I totally messed up.
I was surprised that I was forced to go to court.
But it is required in the state of Michigan that
if your tags are expired, you you can't just pay
the ticket.

Speaker 7 (01:19:18):
That's what I wanted to do.

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
I got new tags twenty four hours later, just wanted
to pay the ticket.

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
They won't let you.

Speaker 12 (01:19:23):
They used to let you just go to the police
station and show, yeah that you did, like they'd give
you a warning and say, within you know, seventy two hours,
you need to go to the police station.

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
And so that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:32):
So this is a word of warning or word of
I guess uh, I don't know. A hack a life hack.
If you are not feeling well, have a court date
when you're not feeling well, you might actually get a
sympathetic judge start working on his voice right now. Yeah,
that's pretty crazy. That is It's funny that you would
think that the judge you know, would have been past

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that whole thing. But all I kept picturing you running
to the parking garage. Is the video of that guy
remember in uh like Washtonaw County or whatever, that was
in his car driving when his license was expired.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
Excuse me, are you driving right now? It's like, what
the hell are you doing? You big dummy or anything.
And then Megan's out there. They're gonna be like, what
are you doing? You know what They're gonna think. They're
gonna think that you're working the streets. Look at you
running out on the streets, hanging out.

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
It was the scariest thing of my life.

Speaker 12 (01:20:23):
By the time she got to you or are you
just sitting in your car to do the call?

Speaker 10 (01:20:27):
Oh no, I was my laptop, was sitting in my
passenger seat, digging through my glove box, like just digging
through a million papers.

Speaker 7 (01:20:36):
She calls my name. My head pops up.

Speaker 10 (01:20:38):
I literally am shocked that I did not have like
snot running down my face.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
Because I did the call from your car from my
parking garage.

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
I was standing in the parking so I was sitting
in my living room this like beautiful backdrop. It was
super simple, looked super professional and like I had my
crap together and By the time I ended up there,
I was.

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Like, please, don't have snips.

Speaker 10 (01:20:56):
Not drip out of your nose while you're talking, like
kind of sweaty because I can't regulate my body temperature,
hacking up coughing tissues in my head.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
It was a nuts an, absolutely nice.

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
Why are the courts still doing virtual things like that?
Was just a COVID thing that they did. Now it's
like they're they're loving this thing.

Speaker 12 (01:21:14):
Huh, they like they do it really good question, especially
in something like this, And I go back to it's
an easy fix. Put your she already had her tags.
Just show up and put your tags on your car,
go to the police station. Be done with the dang thing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
What's up, Terry High?

Speaker 21 (01:21:27):
Hi?

Speaker 43 (01:21:28):
So a few years ago, three days after my birthday,
I got pulled over for my tabs being expired just
three days. I thought I had it until the end
of the month. Apparently you don't. But I just had
to go to the city court building to a proof
of my tabs and pay my.

Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Six Yeah, by the way, I thought you had the
whole month to wait.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Do you have to have it paid by the beginning
of the month birthday? By your birthday Oh, it's by
your birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
Yeah, that's interesting. I didn't know that either. That's kind
of wild. All right, thank you for the call. I
appreciated terror Happy. Happy to have Megan with her voice back.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Uh And on the show this morning, Detroit, Toledo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 30 (01:22:17):
Mojo.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
He's amazing live.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Mojo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Don't think one.

Speaker 18 (01:22:32):
Let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Alrighty, ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
You're a doo doo ahead, let's go, Megan, say hi
to the guys. There you go. Good.

Speaker 8 (01:22:51):
All right, is Mojo in the Morning. We've got a
big announcement about Mojo gives you a baby. I'll tell
you about that coming up here in a second. Also
on the way this hour on the show. Want to
get the worst drunk injury ever? Okay, because I had
a drunk injury this weekend. It was bad, and I'll
explain coming up in a second channing with probably one
of the greatest stories you'll hear all day today and

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we'll title it, I had a dream second date update.
Why are you not getting a callback? And find the
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this hour in twenty five minutes. Right now, it is

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time to announce Mojo Gives You a Baby, an annual
tradition that we do just before Mother's Day so that
we can make you a mom and we can help
your expanding family. We want to be able to help
alleviate some of the costs that IVF might bring if
you're somebody that has struggled to have a child. IVF

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Michigan and the o Hio Fertility Centers and doctor Shama
and the entire crew are with us again to give
you a chance to win.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
We're going to pick three winners.

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
Mojo gives you a baby, just like we've done in
years past, where all you have to do is enter
to win, to try to become I guess maybe one
of the I don't know how many babies we have
now we got too.

Speaker 12 (01:24:17):
Many, but I had to think about this for a second.
We started doing the contest in twenty thirteen because I
was I was having Lucy when our first baby, his
name was Camden, was born in twenty fourteen. So this
is our twenty second year. It's wild I'm doing this?

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
Is that right? Does that sound right too?

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
I you know what I think?

Speaker 9 (01:24:37):
Fourteenth?

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yeah, it could be yeah, or maybe it's not.

Speaker 10 (01:24:42):
Twenty second you said twenty second year.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
No, it's not twenty second year. Guys, twenty fourteen is
twelve or fifteen or something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:49):
We were good at maths.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
We were just not at me.

Speaker 9 (01:24:51):
What maths about?

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
We said, We've had lots of multiples.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
It's kind of bouth I did on the acteth.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
We've had lots of multiples that have been born by people.
We've also given and away, you know, three families every
single year, Mojo gives you a baby. Go enter right now,
submit your entry at Mojo in the Morning dot com
and tell us why you want to be the winner
this year, and we'll get you in here and we'll
have doctor Shama award you. I will say this to

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you that if anybody can do it, he can do it.
And Doctor Shama every year just amazes us with putting
joy on a lot of people's faces.

Speaker 12 (01:25:27):
He is so passionate about the work that he does.
And everybody that I've ever sent Doctor Shama's way says
that exact same thing without me saying it first.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
Like he just he loves the work he does.

Speaker 12 (01:25:38):
He he is just so dedicated to making people parents
and he's a great guy.

Speaker 8 (01:25:45):
He's a great guy. His staff is great. They treat
you awesome. So again, Mojo on the Morning dot com.
And if you know somebody that has been struggling a
lot of times people won't even talk about it because
they're so embarrassed about the fact that they feel like
that's something that is that they're less than. And I
don't understand something why that is. Because we're seeing it

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more and more these days, and I think that it's
good that the community come together and just say, hey,
we're going to support you. And hey, I don't know
if you heard Mojo in the Morning talking about this today,
So more on that coming up here in just a
little bit. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. This weekend
was Dad's weekend in east Land. Seeing this was my
second Dad's weekend that I've been to. Last year, I

(01:26:27):
thought it couldn't get any worse than that one last
year we all got drunk. These days, we do not
know how to how to control ourselves because we think
that we as men can keep up with our fraternity
sons and we can drink like they drink. We don't
understand they do this five to six days, if not

(01:26:50):
seven days a week, and we usually maybe go out
and have drinks like once a week.

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
Is there so much peer pressure from the suns to
the dads.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
It's not even so much that it's the dads wanting
to relive either what they didn't get to experience, like
me because I didn't go to a college like Michigan State,
or they're reliving their college life like I met so
many great dads this year. Actually, I expanded the roster
of the Theta Chai dads. It could be honestly the
greatest group of guys. And I will say this to

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Michigan State, and I know that Theta Kai has kind
of got it. It's they've had their share of fun
on campus. Those kids are great kids, and they're all
going to be graduating from that school and doing that
school proud with the things that they do because they're honestly,
they're all high achievers, especially when it comes to drinking.
And I got so drunk, and I'm going to tell

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you my story here and then when I tell my story.
I want you to share yours.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
I want to hear the worst drunk injury you ever got,
because later this morning or maybe early afternoon, I'm hoping
that Lauren or somebody over at Michigan Orthopedic surgeons can
get me into get an X ray or an MRI,
because I literally fell on the stairs outside of Harper's,
the bar there, and I missed I think stair number

(01:28:06):
three and fell down eight plus flights or stairs down
the thing and tumbled down, or actually not tumbled, slid
on my back. So I did like it was like
a luge, like a bob sled sliding down the thing.
And Luke said it was the most amazing thing ever,
because he was right in front of me, so he
kind of ran out, and I was trying to keep

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up with him because he was like running fast, like hey,
let's get back to the hotel, like he wanted to
go back to where I was staying at the hotel
and then charge his phone and get ready for later
part of the night. I missed a step, I couldn't
feel my feet, and I slid all the way down
and tumbled all the way down to the point that
I was on my back, and then I screwed up

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something in my left shoulder hair.

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
Right now, stop it. These are the front stairs, right, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
I put a picture in our prep for you guys
so you could see the stairs, because I went and
took a picture of the scene of the crime, just.

Speaker 12 (01:29:00):
So you are aware to And obviously you can't see
this unless you're watching the live stream. You have not
moved your left very much at all, and for most
of the show you've had a huge ice pack on
that shoulder.

Speaker 10 (01:29:10):
So I googled it just like Harper's because I've never
been there, and I know this happens all the time
because they have been yellow and black.

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
Cautioned tape on the stairs. That's happened all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:29:21):
The funniest part of the whole thing was, as I'm
falling down the stairs, what is up with your kids
laughing at you?

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Lydia. I'm gonna give you Luke's number. I hope he'll
answer the phone.

Speaker 8 (01:29:33):
But what is he better answer after the weekend than
I did for him? What is up with when you
fall down as a parent, your children will laugh at you.
They just sit there and they're laughing hysterically. And at
first I think he was kind of concerned, worried that I,
you know, might have been dead. And then when he

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saw that, I popped up like a gymnast. Okay, well
from zero. He starts cracking up, laughing, And I'm gonna
tell you guys, it was pure adrenaline and embarrassment that
that happened, because I literally can't pop up right now,
Look like, is it just I can't show you the
full thing because it goes, it runs down my butt crack.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
But can you see this?

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
I did not expect that. Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah,
oh my god, that's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah, oh my god, that's my back right there.

Speaker 9 (01:30:27):
I would go to the doctor freezing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Where's the camera?

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
I think that looks like, oh my gosh, how are
you sitting? Doesn't that hurt?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
It's tough.

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
I'm like riding a horse, basically trying to keep my
legs spread out.

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
Are you on drugs? Because like if I had that,
I would have to be on drugs.

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Motorin doctor Warner. I called doctor Warner. Doctor Warner's like,
you may need pain pills. I go, I can't do it.
I can't put any more chemicals in this body. After
the chemicals I put in on on Saturday nights.

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
That's like level injury, is it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
It's the weirdest part. The weirdest part is with my arm.
This is about as high as I can go if
unless I go, oh my god and try to stretch it.
But this back hurts me like really bad. Here's okay.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
The first funniest thing was me popping up like a
gymnast and Luke laughing. The second funniest thing was when
somebody screamed.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Up top dog wall okay, which I then corrected them
and said, David Femininio, So.

Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
That's that's actually horrific.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
It was bad. Oh yeah, it was not good.

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
That's even like like your entire back is purple.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
It's bad. Yeah, it's really bad. It hurts, so I
gotta holding up my icepack over her.

Speaker 12 (01:31:54):
Dude, think about this for a second, aside from your
heart surgery, because that was obviously you know, if you
have to have surgery for this, You had to have
surgery because you screwed up changing a tire, and you
might have to have surgery again because you fell downstairs
because you were too drunk.

Speaker 9 (01:32:09):
Oh my god, these are epic stories.

Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
I'm not aging gracefully. This is not good. I put
that on my back.

Speaker 7 (01:32:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:32:19):
I was not expecting that. I mean, I'm gonna be
real honest. I thought you were gonna be like you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Got sympathy for me a little bit?

Speaker 44 (01:32:25):
You do.

Speaker 8 (01:32:25):
I think I I'm not a doctor, but I think
I tore a rotator cuff or something.

Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
I think there's something in my in my uh, in
my shoulder.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
Is it your full cheek too?

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
It is?

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
Uh No, it's it's kind of like right on the
dropped it is. It's it started off as just a
little thing and then now it's it's f Yeah. So
I just hope that I'm not like.

Speaker 9 (01:32:50):
Check that out.

Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
Yeah, you're I.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
Hope if I'm dying internally, internally, I love everybody, love
my wife, I love my kids, and Luke I will
I will tell you that that place better be called
Mojo's instead of Harper's because I'm suing, and I hope
my family's suing. Is there a way I can get
somebody at Harper's to get me the video of that?

Speaker 13 (01:33:09):
Please?

Speaker 8 (01:33:10):
I want to know, all right, I want to know
your I want to know your worst drunk injury Danny.
What's going on It'smojoe on in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Hi, Hi, good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
Morning, Good morning, Danny. What's your worst drunk injury?

Speaker 30 (01:33:24):
It was kind of like.

Speaker 39 (01:33:25):
Yours, but I so I was at a bar and
I was leaving the bar and they had just like
a little step that I didn't even notice, so I
completely missed it.

Speaker 40 (01:33:36):
I did a summersault.

Speaker 14 (01:33:37):
It was summer.

Speaker 22 (01:33:39):
I scraped my knee, I scraped.

Speaker 40 (01:33:40):
My elbow, was bleeding all over and like even fractured
my pinky.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Oh my god, you and this is what were you drinking?
By the way, what was the was it tequila?

Speaker 6 (01:33:51):
Oh, having snow?

Speaker 39 (01:33:52):
Probably titos and Miller light.

Speaker 8 (01:33:55):
Combining them together. You probably the worst hangover to what
were you drinking? By the way, I was drinking lots
of bourbon. I ended up bringing a bunch of booze
up for the Dad's and I think I had way
too much.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
I didn't drink one drink.

Speaker 8 (01:34:07):
I don't think at Harper's because I drank so much
at the at the frat house. Yeah, Melissa, I what
was your drunk injury?

Speaker 34 (01:34:17):
Good morning everyone, Good morning. My drunk injury was with
my husband. We were at my sister's house, just having
like a normal barbecue with family, and of course I
decided to mix Miller lit in Chittos as well, and you,
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:34:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:34:36):
I wanted vodka, but then I liked beer.

Speaker 34 (01:34:38):
So I thought I was like a gymnast and a
cheerleader and then a wrestler. So I decided, Oh, we're
gonna rustle and I went to punch him and I
literally like hit steel and he's not even that buff.
I just it just happened, and I and simply started crying.
They were all like, get up, you're drunk, You're dumb,
screaming at me. I cried myself to sleep. The next morning,

(01:35:00):
we drove the Grand Rapids.

Speaker 9 (01:35:02):
I had to go to the er.

Speaker 34 (01:35:04):
I fractured my hand in two different spots. I had
to go to physical therapy for six months.

Speaker 9 (01:35:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
Yeah, do you tell the doctors, like when I go
to Michigan orthopedic surgeons today, do I tell them that
I just slipped and fell on the ground.

Speaker 9 (01:35:19):
Hey, no, I would.

Speaker 34 (01:35:21):
I would because I told them the truth.

Speaker 38 (01:35:23):
And then they were like.

Speaker 9 (01:35:24):
Is there abuse in your house?

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
Oh no, no, not at all.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
I was drunk and dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Oh geez, I'll never drink like this ever again. Famous
last words.

Speaker 8 (01:35:34):
Uh paid you dislocated you're you're and broke your knee.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
You can you can break a knee?

Speaker 23 (01:35:41):
Yeah, well it was my kneecap.

Speaker 40 (01:35:43):
But yes, I was dancing at a bar and I
like jumped and twisted and I instantly felt my kneecap
go to the side and I had to have the
They turned the lights on at the bar. The EMS
came in with a stretcher and turns out I needed
surgery afterwards.

Speaker 8 (01:36:00):
Let me guess drunk, you were drinking Tito's and voice
this guy. See what did you do?

Speaker 41 (01:36:08):
See on my twenty first birthday, I hit my bumper
with my face. Demographs, okay, got a concussion?

Speaker 8 (01:36:20):
Yeah, why were you by your bumper? Explained to me?
Where what you were doing next to your bumper?

Speaker 41 (01:36:26):
I got out of the car and I went to
go run in the house. But like the drunk run
for your bodies in.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
Front of you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
Oh so you hit your bumper with your face. You
had to go and get surgery concussion.

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
Oh yeah, how'd your teeth last? Did they were they? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
Good?

Speaker 41 (01:36:47):
They were fine.

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
You got lucky. You got lucky. That's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
I honestly feel blessed that I didn't hit my head,
because you hear people die from head injuries.

Speaker 12 (01:36:55):
I mean, remember when I was drunk scootering in downtown
Detroit and flip over the scooter bars and I was
worried about my teeth and I had screwed up my
I screwed up my face so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
I honestly, I'm I'm happy that you can't visually see it,
but if you, if can you imagine if I landed
on my face and my face looked like my back
looks right now, like that would add like that is horrible,
Like I literally wonder and I'm gonna have to see
if they'll let me know this. Can you break your ass, yes,
you can tailbone, Yeah, you can break your tailbone.

Speaker 10 (01:37:26):
And breaking your pelvis is super dangerous, super dangerous.

Speaker 9 (01:37:30):
Really Yeah, do you feel like do your hips feel okay?

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
My hips and my hips feel fine.

Speaker 8 (01:37:34):
Honestly, it's just the the war wound of the going
down the steps people.

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
Are demanding to see to get on Facebook live.

Speaker 10 (01:37:42):
Yeah, but you got to give them like a prep
because I feel like everybody hearing this right now is
going to log into our Facebook live.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
But there, I'll give you a second. I want to
see I wonder if a local answer. Yesterday he was
sending me like she said that I was so drunk.
At one point I said something really kind of goofy
to a listener that came up and talked.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
That's my biggest fear about beeting like drunk in public.

Speaker 12 (01:38:08):
If you listener, please call us voicemail the person Luke.

Speaker 8 (01:38:13):
He's not an answering he won't answer my call. He
said that a listener walked up and asked to take pictures.
He said, I was taking pictures, which I do not
remember taking pictures with anybody at the end of the night.
I only took pictures with people I think at Luau
Louis or whatever the hell the place.

Speaker 7 (01:38:27):
Was called, such a college partner.

Speaker 8 (01:38:30):
And the person that I took a picture with at
the end of the night one of the kids from
Luke's fraternity. Because you know, they're from different areas, like
the kids from Buffalo or something. He goes, Man, he goes,
this is really wild that everybody knows who you are,
and uh, and he said, that's kind of wild. They
come up and just ask you for pictures and I
go just part of the game kid.

Speaker 10 (01:38:48):
Top you ever get tagged in those and then see
yourself and you're like, oh wow, oh god, oh god,
oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:38:57):
It's so bored if he just crack. But yep, so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
I know, made me promise not to show my butt crack.

Speaker 7 (01:39:06):
It's so bad.

Speaker 9 (01:39:08):
Honestly, your butt crack blends in with the bruise.

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Yeah, yeah, that is bad.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
See that. I came in to work.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
My mojoy he's here, and.

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
I came into work today and you guys, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:39:23):
I'm more worried about your shoulder. But that's bad. I
don't know how you're not in your That's what I said,
Lydia your.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
Seat because honestly, my ass crack. It's first off, I
have no ass, that's one thing. So there is no ass.
But she is.

Speaker 52 (01:39:40):
She did.

Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
There's like, by the way, as soon as you said
I'm gonna show my Facebook, her skyrocketed and then she zoomed.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
In Beianca, can you do a super slow motion and
have me go oh like that?

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
Oh man, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
So Michigan orthopedic surgeons, am I or so I need
I need to get in today. I need to figure
this out. I need to figure out what's going on now. Yes,
and David Feminine Chelsea goes, you can't sue, I said,
I'm not. I'm not going to sue for anything other
than I want that place to be called Mojo's Harper's.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
I don't even want money. I just want the name
of the place to change, Ruth Chris exactly Mojo's, or
name the stairs after me, like like, give me the
memorial stairs or something.

Speaker 9 (01:40:40):
Memorial.

Speaker 8 (01:40:40):
You're still here, I may not after you saw that back, Yeah,
I want my I want those I want my picture
next to those stairs, saying be careful where you step in.
It be a picture of my back. All right, Mojo
in the Morning Show? Are we ready for second date update?

Speaker 18 (01:40:55):
Here we go, it's the second date update. Mojo.

Speaker 8 (01:41:00):
All right, why are you not getting a call back
after you went on a date. We're going to find
out for Lauren here, Lauren, how did you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
Meet hi U?

Speaker 11 (01:41:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 45 (01:41:09):
We met on Instagram?

Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
Okay, and then went out on a date with each other.
Or do you guys? Were you guys talking for a while?

Speaker 45 (01:41:15):
Yeah, we talked for a while and then we just
went out to dinner. We met downtown.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
That's cool. You like the guy, you think he's cute,
and now he's not calling you back and you want
to know what's going on. Does that happen a lot?

Speaker 8 (01:41:28):
I hear more and more from you know, friends and
stuff that you know are outdating that it's like guys
aren't calling back after one date all the time.

Speaker 11 (01:41:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 45 (01:41:39):
I've been ghosted before. Uh, it sucks every time. But
usually I honestly just don't really care about the guy
because he kind of was giving red flags.

Speaker 38 (01:41:50):
But with CJ, I don't know. I felt really.

Speaker 45 (01:41:54):
Good about it, and I actually really like him, and
I feel like there's a potential for the future.

Speaker 38 (01:42:00):
So yeah, I wanted to.

Speaker 8 (01:42:02):
See, all right, we're gonna find out what's going on.
CJ's on the phone with us right now. Hey, will
you say hello to Lauren?

Speaker 21 (01:42:10):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (01:42:13):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
See, yeah, you could hear us talking. Lauren obviously had
fun with you enough to think that you were going
to call her back. Everything okay with you?

Speaker 53 (01:42:27):
Yeah, everything's everything's cool, Like, you know, she's very pretty and.

Speaker 11 (01:42:34):
The date was very good. But so uh I found
out she was a virgin and wait until marriage, which
you know, I do respect, And I didn't tell her
it was an issue to her face, but it really

(01:42:55):
is for me.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
Okay, why is why is that an issue for you?

Speaker 32 (01:43:02):
I mean, I'm just I'm not like that, and uh,
you know, I I frankly, I just I like to
be intimate with the people i'm with.

Speaker 8 (01:43:13):
So you found out that she is a virgin, and yeah,
what makes you think though that you guys couldn't have
a relationship and who knows what can happen? Did she did, Lauren?
Did you talk about not having sex or not or
waiting to have sex?

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
We talked about it.

Speaker 45 (01:43:31):
If you asked me a few questions about it, and
I answered them, I'm not like ashamed. It's my choice
and that's what I choose. But like he seemed okay
with it, and it's not that big a.

Speaker 54 (01:43:42):
Deal really, I mean I didn't yeah, and I didn't
want to make it a big deal while we were
on the date, but yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Mean it kind of is it, you know, And it's.

Speaker 12 (01:43:56):
A big deal to her that she doesn't want to
have sex until she gets married.

Speaker 11 (01:44:03):
Yeah, I look look to you know, give you like
a phrase like I want to test drive.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Before I buy. Jeez, that's probably not the phrase that
you should have come up with.

Speaker 45 (01:44:14):
Oh my gosh, that that's a terrible phrase.

Speaker 38 (01:44:18):
Like I'm not something that you buy.

Speaker 45 (01:44:20):
I'm a person and I was hoping to like kind
of have a relationship with you. I mean, we could
see where it goes. We wouldn't be having sex really
early on anyway, so.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
Like maybe he would, maybe he would.

Speaker 13 (01:44:34):
I didn't get that VIBEROMSG.

Speaker 45 (01:44:36):
Yeah what But you got to know, I thought you
wanted to kind of see where things went. I thought
you cared about personality and all the other things that
build a foundation of a relationship.

Speaker 38 (01:44:47):
You seem like a stand up guys.

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
I think that you want to buy.

Speaker 54 (01:44:51):
I am a stand up guy. I just think it's
important to explore physically and see if you vibe early
on and if not, you know.

Speaker 45 (01:45:02):
Seej like we already vibe in other ways, like I
promise you even just like you, you know, having your
hand on my back, like walking me out like that
was it feels great to me.

Speaker 9 (01:45:12):
I don't think you're gonna change his mind, Lauren.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
And do I think you need to correct?

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:45:17):
This is like this is a this is a big thing.
It is a big difference, and that is okay.

Speaker 50 (01:45:23):
I I am always Why am I always put aside
because of this one thing about my life?

Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
Like?

Speaker 13 (01:45:28):
Why can't I just for who I am?

Speaker 51 (01:45:31):
Yeah, this happens all the time, are you.

Speaker 45 (01:45:34):
Usually it's with guys that I would expect, and I
just feel like this is the one chance that I
have to actually have a nice relationship. So I don't
know why this one too is gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:45:43):
Just fall like I'm sorry, listen I Lauren, Lauren, I
gotta tell you something.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
You're you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
I don't know you, but you are somebody that is
a human. You're worth more than having this be something
that you are, you know, having to worry about. But
I get it. I get if this is something that
always comes up when you ever you talk about being
a virgin and wanted to.

Speaker 12 (01:46:05):
And I think it's to say yourself commendable by the way,
and you will. You will eventually find the person that
has that same mindset and that that that is of
value to them and that is important to them. And
it's just it's obviously not him.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
Hey, Caitlin wants to make a comment. What's up, Kaitlin.

Speaker 42 (01:46:24):
I think neither of them are wrong. They're both entitled
to how they feel. If she wants to do that,
great for her if he wants, because I feel like
a relationship is fifty to fifty. Part of it's emotional
and part of it is physical.

Speaker 18 (01:46:37):
Yeah, so if he's.

Speaker 42 (01:46:38):
Not wrong either, but she is entitled how she feels too.

Speaker 8 (01:46:43):
Do you think that because a lot of people are
texting the same thing, he just wanted to have Saxon
wanted to hook up.

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
No, I don't think that's very easy. Very well could
have just wanted that, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
Think that's there.

Speaker 10 (01:46:54):
But if somebody tells you I'm saving myself till marriage,
that doesn't mean oh, I just wanted to hook up.
It could have been to hook up with these three
months from now, but that's not going to be an option.
Like you set a premise when you say I'm waiting
till marriage of a standard, which is fine and that
is your choice to do, but it will eliminate some
perspective daters. What I didn't like is quite frankly, I

(01:47:17):
think she's the one being mean towards him, saying I
thought you were a stand up guy. You can be
a stand up guy and have sex with people before
you're married. Because it doesn't fit your standards doesn't mean
that he's not a stand up guy. And I also
think that it's fine for him to say I'm over it.
I don't want to pursue this with you.

Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
Yeah, I think I think she guys.

Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
I mean it is, I mean yours.

Speaker 45 (01:47:42):
It is build syal intimacy in ways that aren't like
straight up intercourse. You can build that and then once
you are married and it's just like it's just one thing.
It would be the extra step of commitment.

Speaker 38 (01:47:55):
That's all I'm asking.

Speaker 21 (01:47:56):
It's a big thing.

Speaker 54 (01:47:57):
And look, I'm not just looking to her. I want
a relationship, but a big part of a relationship is
that physical connection.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
So hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:48:05):
Kelly wants to say something to Lauren. What's that Kelly?

Speaker 23 (01:48:08):
Hi?

Speaker 55 (01:48:09):
I just wanted to tell her to just stay true
to your faith. I don't think either one of them
is wrong. He should have told her afterwards. I respect
your decision, but I am an intimate person. I do
like to have sex or whatnot. God is gonna send
you that person. It's gonna be a lot of people.
Because we're in a society where a lot of people
are hooking up. They are having sex evening if they

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want a meaningful relationship, but keep praying on it. God
will send that person that will wait with you and
you don't have to compromise nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
THEO hung up the phone. So I'm gonna go to Mike.
Mike you there, Yeah, Hey, how you doing today? Hey?
What's going on? Buddy?

Speaker 30 (01:48:49):
I was just letting letting you guys know that I
condemn what she's doing.

Speaker 21 (01:48:54):
I think it's great.

Speaker 30 (01:48:55):
I'm gonna reborn version of myself.

Speaker 51 (01:48:57):
So what she's doing coming?

Speaker 9 (01:49:00):
What did he say? I comment?

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna reborn regident myself.

Speaker 30 (01:49:10):
So it's the other day strong, She's gonna find an
amazing guy.

Speaker 5 (01:49:13):
What made you decide to become a born again virgin? There, Mike?

Speaker 30 (01:49:18):
Honestly just growing up and honestly realizing that I want
to be with one woman's rest of my life and
I just want.

Speaker 21 (01:49:25):
To wait for her.

Speaker 5 (01:49:26):
Okay, all right, So no itchies and scratches.

Speaker 21 (01:49:31):
No, no, none of that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:32):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:49:33):
We're happy that a lot of people texting saying that
they are supporting CJ for coming right out and saying
this is what I want.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Uh, Toya, are you supporting CJ.

Speaker 8 (01:49:45):
Or do you think that Lauren has every right to
be upset?

Speaker 23 (01:49:49):
I think Lauren has a right to be upset.

Speaker 6 (01:49:52):
However, I don't think CJ is wrong. But this is
my thing. Why can't we be grown adults?

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
CJ?

Speaker 7 (01:49:59):
If that's how you so tell her?

Speaker 23 (01:50:01):
Like, why are you ghost at her life? We're not
sixteen at high school?

Speaker 11 (01:50:05):
We adults?

Speaker 7 (01:50:06):
Do you think you?

Speaker 47 (01:50:06):
Like, Hey, I enjoyed the day, but this is where
I stand and let that be that. And Lauren, girl,
do not get worked up.

Speaker 23 (01:50:13):
Over nobody who don't want to be with you. Girl.

Speaker 6 (01:50:15):
He don't deserve that pea anyway after this point.

Speaker 12 (01:50:18):
Especially something that is so very foundationally important to you
and who you are and the kind of relationship that
you want to have.

Speaker 10 (01:50:26):
I kind of understand the ghosting though, because I'm guessing
a lot of this is rooted in religion, and it's
very hard to say I don't agree with your religion
to people.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
Wait, Lauren, is it religion or is it just you
don't want to have sex?

Speaker 56 (01:50:39):
Well, I you know, I grew up Christian, but it's honestly,
it's mostly about just wanting that commitment and wanting to
know that the person that I give myself to and
give my life to is someone that I really love,
because if we really love each other, then that physical
part is just gonna come.

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
Like it's about learning each other.

Speaker 45 (01:50:58):
It's about learning with each other, and like I'm up
to do that with whoever I love that is the
person that I will.

Speaker 7 (01:51:05):
I want to learn how to satisfy you.

Speaker 45 (01:51:07):
I want to learn how to do what you like
and have you do the same for me. So I
feel like a very sex positive person. But it's like,
I just want that commitment where we're gonna be in
this together and we're gonna go through it together and
learn together.

Speaker 13 (01:51:22):
So it's like it's.

Speaker 45 (01:51:23):
Kind of but it's also kind of just about having
that commitment.

Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
Laurence stays strong. CJ.

Speaker 8 (01:51:31):
Thanks for at least taking our call and giving her
your honest answers. And there's gonna be more opportunity for
both of you, guys to find somebody that is exactly
what you're looking for.

Speaker 38 (01:51:41):
Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:51:43):
Yeah, you're right all right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
By This is the home of the thirty of the
thirty throw back thrown a second date update.

Speaker 18 (01:51:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
I think I'm gonna be born again virgin in this.
This might be the best thing that's ever happened to
my wife, because this injury that I have has made
me think about sex at all for a while, for at.

Speaker 8 (01:52:09):
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(01:52:30):
But I know that you're a customer of Moran Automotive.
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Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
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Speaker 21 (01:52:56):
I'd a second date update.

Speaker 52 (01:52:58):
I went to a private Catholic school and when we
had girls at just the other end, they were fine
us at they kept their commitment.

Speaker 9 (01:53:06):
Really, that's a wait, why did you say just the.

Speaker 21 (01:53:10):
Other end, there's a couple other holes.

Speaker 8 (01:53:14):
That, Tyler, you went to Catholic school. You you are
not the pride of that Catholic school. Right now for
calling that comment into this radio show, I want you
right now to go to confession.

Speaker 5 (01:53:26):
This is Holy week, my friend.

Speaker 10 (01:53:28):
I know somebody who lost their virginity in a confessional.

Speaker 7 (01:53:31):
Reallyree story. Catholic GY's going Toledo.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Tyler, Tyler, you better go to confession before this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
In the morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
All right, what's going on in the Dirty on the thirty?
Their Masters?

Speaker 9 (01:53:44):
Everybody's talking about the Masters.

Speaker 12 (01:53:47):
It was thirty five year old Rory McIlroy who took
home that green jacket in the final round of the
eighty ninth Masters at Augusta National Golf Club yesterday to
defeat Testin Wills.

Speaker 5 (01:54:01):
Boy's his masterpiece.

Speaker 9 (01:54:04):
Have they ever had a sudden death playoff? Like, oh, yeah,
they have.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
They've had him go longer than just that one hole.

Speaker 9 (01:54:10):
You okay, never.

Speaker 7 (01:54:11):
Seen happy Gilmore? Yeah, I have a sudden death.

Speaker 9 (01:54:15):
I guess I just thought that was made.

Speaker 7 (01:54:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:54:19):
I do not play golf once again.

Speaker 12 (01:54:22):
But he now becomes only this sixth golfer to complete
what's called the career Grand Slam, So he's won all
four major championships in the Master's era.

Speaker 9 (01:54:33):
Tiger Woods also a part of that club.

Speaker 31 (01:54:36):
Last, but certainly not least over to my left, my family,
my team.

Speaker 7 (01:54:49):
With his family, and he teared up.

Speaker 10 (01:54:50):
We're talking about his tea rights.

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
On this journey with me the whole way through.

Speaker 31 (01:54:58):
They know the burden that I've carried to you know,
come here every year and try and try and try again.
And the one thing I would say to my daughter
Poppy that's sitting over there, never give up on your dreams.

Speaker 5 (01:55:16):
Yeah, it was cute. That was That was good. He's
kind of a dick, though, is he?

Speaker 31 (01:55:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
I saw that.

Speaker 8 (01:55:22):
Bryce and d Chambeau said that he wouldn't talk to
him at all during the round, which a lot of
people were like, well, you're competing against each other and
do it. But I didn't like how he doesn't acknowledge
the fans. Like the fans were chearing his name and
doing all stuff. And I saw a lot of the
other golfers, including Rose, who was tied with at the end,
high fiving and slapping hands of these these fans. He

(01:55:43):
just kind of like, is he's I don't know, but
there's something about Irish people too.

Speaker 7 (01:55:47):
Are you watch your mouth?

Speaker 8 (01:55:49):
I'm going to say that people from Ireland watch awkward
looking human beings.

Speaker 5 (01:55:53):
How dare you very awkward?

Speaker 9 (01:55:57):
Is there a man?

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Do they have inner family relations because they seem.

Speaker 7 (01:56:03):
Open fight you?

Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:56:06):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:56:06):
The man who set the Pennsylvania Governor's manson on fire
yesterday morning has been arrested. Police arrested a dude named
Cody Balmer. He's thirty eight years old, lives near the
governor's residence. He torched this home during passover. Now, Governor
Josh Shapiro is Jewish, obviously he's celebrating passover. But I mean,

(01:56:28):
this guy just went right up to his home, hopped
over the fence, and ignited it on fire.

Speaker 57 (01:56:34):
Last night, we experienced an attack not just on our family,
but on the entire commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
Here at the Governor's residence.

Speaker 57 (01:56:45):
I want to thank the Pennsylvania State Police for safely
evacuating our family, for their bravery last evening, and for
their careful leadership of this investigation.

Speaker 12 (01:56:58):
Governor Shapiro and his family we're safely evacuated. This guy
now facing charges of attempted murder, terrorism, attempted arson, and
aggravated assault as well.

Speaker 57 (01:57:09):
We celebrated our faith last night proudly, and in a
few hours we will celebrate our second Satyr of Passover
again proudly. No one will deter me, or my family,
or any Pennsylvania from celebrating their faith openly and proudly.

Speaker 8 (01:57:30):
He had like twenty five people in his house because
they were all celebrating and Passover together. They were all sleeping,
and thank god it wasn't near where they were sleeping
that this guy did this.

Speaker 12 (01:57:39):
Yeah, I mean he when I say he hopped to
the fence and then evaded state troopers who were there.

Speaker 5 (01:57:44):
Yeah, checking, How is it that the troopers were they
falling asleep on the job, they didn't see this guy
doing that?

Speaker 7 (01:57:51):
That's sary.

Speaker 12 (01:57:52):
And lastly, a man was accused Diddy of sexual assault
and humiliating him at a party way back in twenty
fifteen has now removed Beyonce and Jay Z's names from
his lawsuit. Do you guys remember the story I told you,
I think it was the week before last about this
guy who said he was drugged, taken to Gloria and
Amelia Estophan's home on Star Island, and he was told

(01:58:13):
to like wear a crazy outfit and put on a
penis mask. And he said Jay Z and Beyonce were
at that party. The couple's lawyer now has evidence that
neither of them were present.

Speaker 9 (01:58:25):
They have alibis.

Speaker 12 (01:58:26):
Diddy's legal team has also obviously denied this man's claims,
so that that part of the lawsuit has been dropped.
And a little side story here while we're talking about Diddy, did.

Speaker 9 (01:58:36):
You hear what he's been forced to.

Speaker 12 (01:58:39):
Use as like in lieu of money to get what
he needs behind bars at Brooklyn's MDC. Packets of mackerel,
as in fish what they call him packs of Max.
Apparently he has been forced to trade packets of this
oily fish to get whatever he did while he's behind

(01:59:01):
bars mackerel.

Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
That's about as things they want.

Speaker 7 (01:59:05):
Max Pax Max.

Speaker 12 (01:59:08):
Hey for all of today's or do you can catch
up checking out the podcast or to Mojo in the
morning In the Free I heard radiop.

Speaker 18 (01:59:17):
Directly for the source in the Morning's Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 35 (01:59:22):
You'll call me.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
All right, Brittany, you are a winner.

Speaker 8 (01:59:27):
Congratulations to you, Brittany.

Speaker 4 (01:59:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:59:33):
We are giving away a car our good friends over
there Moran. By the way, you keep sneeze in my direction.

Speaker 7 (01:59:39):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:59:39):
I'm gonna tell you I'm sending you back to Toledo.
We're going back down to the Kiss studios now in Toledo.
I never got sick from Megan ever. I don't want
to get it now. She's back, but she still has
two weeks later. How do you we got to get
you to a doc.

Speaker 7 (01:59:54):
I'm on all of the prescriptions. I'm on them all.
I'm on an actual cough surprise.

Speaker 8 (01:59:59):
Every Okay, all right, congratulations Brittany, you're in the running
for this May the second. We're going to be at
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Speaker 23 (02:00:08):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 26 (02:00:10):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:11):
Hey, thank you so much.

Speaker 8 (02:00:12):
Hanging on the phone for just one second so we
can get your phone number and all.

Speaker 5 (02:00:15):
The details to you. Okay, okay, al right, be right back.
Don't funny right.

Speaker 54 (02:00:21):
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the show.

Speaker 18 (02:00:27):
Channel spring cleaning a good reminder that you're a hoarder
the rest of the year.

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
This is Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:00:37):
All right, what we're about to do right now on
the radio is gonna be my favorite thing that we're
going to talk about all day. And you'll find out
why in just a second. But I want you to
listen up. This is one of those ones where it's like, eight,
look up here, right up here.

Speaker 9 (02:00:50):
One, two, three, eyes on me.

Speaker 8 (02:00:52):
That's it in you specifically because this is something that
that you had happened over the weekend. And I think
that this is a truly beautiful situation.

Speaker 9 (02:01:02):
What happened back in January.

Speaker 12 (02:01:04):
Lucy's fifth grade class had an assignment for Martin Luther
King Junior Day too. They learned about his I had
a dream speech, and so their assignment was they had
to write a paper, and I had a dream paper
about something that was that they wished for in their
own lives. And so Luce wrote about her family, and

(02:01:26):
very specifically, she wrote about how she had a dream
that both sides of her family, Mom's side and dad's
side could get together for a dinner and engage with
one another. And it was one of those things where
I took it out of her backpack and read it
and I just thought, Okay, we need to make this

(02:01:49):
happen because we don't really do that anymore, fortunately.

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
After the divorce and after everything.

Speaker 12 (02:01:57):
Yeah, so for her, for her little heart to want
that and write a paper about it, was a really
really big deal.

Speaker 9 (02:02:05):
And so I knew that we needed to make it happen.
And so.

Speaker 12 (02:02:11):
Myself and her dad and stepmom stepdad all decided that
we were going to make her dream come true. And
on Saturday night, in celebration of her birthday, we all
got together with the grandparents. Everybody was there and we
surprised her and everybody did a dinner.

Speaker 5 (02:02:30):
Did not know that this was going to happen.

Speaker 9 (02:02:32):
She had no idea that this was happening.

Speaker 12 (02:02:34):
We've been planning this for about a month, that we
were all going to get together and do this, And
that little girl walked into that restaurant, and the surprise
on her face when she saw everybody on both sides
of her family.

Speaker 9 (02:02:48):
Together was I'll never forget it. Wow, I'll never forget it.

Speaker 8 (02:02:54):
Yeah, it seems so easy, but sometimes you know, in
circumstances like this, it's not easy. Doesn't happen and it
probably has made you and Lucy's dad, who are great people.

Speaker 5 (02:03:12):
Both you guys are great people, and you guys do
great job, you know, co parenting your kids. But it
probably made you guys realize, Oh, the kids notice, they
notice that we don't do this. Yeah, and I commend
both of you, and I commend obviously the step parents
and grandparents and cousins for all being there, but mainly
you two guys, because you two guys have to be

(02:03:34):
the driving force of something like this. Yeah, and that's
a you know, It's funny is you and I have
talked over the last weeks about this and actually the
letter when you when you read the letter to me,
I said to you, I go, because you saw it.
I said, you got to send this, you know, Andrew's way,
because I think that he's an amazing guy and amazing dad.

(02:03:55):
And I think that anybody that reads that thing realizes
and you're a childhood divorce. A lot of times she
probably didn't speak out what you really wanted to have happened,
right for.

Speaker 12 (02:04:03):
Sure, And we want we always want to make sure
that she feels like her feelings are valid and she
feels hurd and I.

Speaker 9 (02:04:12):
Just to see her so freaking happy.

Speaker 12 (02:04:14):
It was, and she's a happy kid anyway, but this
was really really a cool moment for everybody who was there.

Speaker 8 (02:04:21):
Well, it had to be fun for her, but it
had to be also fun for Smith, and it had
to be fun for you know, we're cousins there and
stuff too.

Speaker 5 (02:04:28):
So Smith's there. That's cool, that's awesome. Yeah, you know,
it's it's interesting because of you know, divorce affects so
many different so many people, but who would truly affects
the most out of the kids, no matter what age
they are. Luke has friends of his who who's you know,

(02:04:49):
parents got divorced later in their life, and those kids,
those guys are equally as affected. Like when you start
seeing you know, like the parents' weekends and things like
that where the kids have to go to separate parent
weekend things in college because the parents can't put their
you know, their battles aside and say this is not

(02:05:10):
about us, this is about them. Yeah, And to me,
I think, I sit there and I think to myself,
I'm like, I just don't understand why people are like that,
you know what I mean, Like, and this is good,
this hopefully this is a good situation for you guys.
All through the future because this is this is important.
It's important in your tents.

Speaker 12 (02:05:28):
I mean, as soon as you realize like how important
it is, how important it was to lose, everybody was like, yeah,
we're this is we're doing it that same questions.

Speaker 8 (02:05:37):
I almost kind of want to do it. Tell me
something good, I know, but not tell me something good.
I want to ask you guys a question. Is your
situation in your family life ever come to it? I
had a dream paper where something brought you guys together
and said, all right, we got to stop our battles
because the kids are seeing the battles. Yeah, eight four

(02:05:59):
four mojo, I've eight four four six sixty five sixty
five four eight is the telephone number. I would like
to think that if my wife and I were not together,
that we would both be rational enough. But you know,
pettiness plays a part in things. And I've said to
Chelsea numerous times, like, actually, Chelsea said this more so

(02:06:20):
than me than she says that she would hope that,
if anything, we could still be friends if we ever did,
you know, end up divorced, and we almost did a
couple of times, and I told her absolutely, and I
would hope that you would be friends with my twenty
six year old new wife.

Speaker 9 (02:06:36):
I knew, I was just waiting.

Speaker 11 (02:06:39):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (02:06:39):
Is kind of a similar thing though to Shannon.

Speaker 10 (02:06:42):
I remember, and I obviously don't have a relationship with
my mother, but I was invited to my cousin's wedding,
and so so this is my mom sister's daughter, right,
So this is my mom's side of the family. And
not only was I invited, but so was my dad
and my brother, and the three of us went to
this wedding down in Kentucky and got to spend time

(02:07:04):
with family that we had not seen in a very
long time and reconnected. And now I see the entire
my mother's entire side of the family regularly.

Speaker 5 (02:07:13):
Well, they love your dad. They know your dad's the
same guy.

Speaker 7 (02:07:15):
H oh, my god, and they talked to him all
of the time. It's been great. It's been really great.

Speaker 5 (02:07:19):
It's got to feel comforting for you because you know,
I know that it hasn't been a great, you know,
time with all the circumstances.

Speaker 10 (02:07:27):
So it's just nice not to lose those side relationships
that had nothing to do with me, you know.

Speaker 53 (02:07:31):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:07:33):
Initial Elle would like to be voice disguised. What's up?

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
Ell?

Speaker 41 (02:07:37):
Hi, good morning, everybody, Good morning, what's going on? I
was just so touched by this letter. It was always
my dream to have my dad and my stepdad walking
down the aisle, but unfortunately I just don't get along,
so I ended up having to elope. But now the
only way I can get my entire blooded family together

(02:07:59):
is to my son.

Speaker 5 (02:08:02):
Wow.

Speaker 41 (02:08:03):
Anyway I can get them all in one word without fighting.

Speaker 5 (02:08:05):
So so here's a question. Somebody's calling.

Speaker 8 (02:08:07):
I'm getting a call from my Michigan orthopedic people. Hair
hold on a second, hold on, stay there fore, second
second to comment to.

Speaker 5 (02:08:14):
Me, Hi, how are you? Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:08:20):
They don't mess around, Danny?

Speaker 51 (02:08:22):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (02:08:22):
Can I call your Can I call you right back?

Speaker 18 (02:08:24):
Is okay?

Speaker 5 (02:08:25):
If I call you right back?

Speaker 7 (02:08:27):
Tell me why?

Speaker 23 (02:08:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:08:31):
Could you call me in ten minutes? Thank you? I
appreciate it. Anyway, this is a great response time you get.
Thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (02:08:39):
You turn your microphone, turn your microphone back, thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (02:08:45):
It was a nice one.

Speaker 5 (02:08:46):
That's Michigan Orthopedic, am I or okay, real quick? So
back to you.

Speaker 7 (02:08:52):
It sounds something because you didn't know how to orthopedic.

Speaker 8 (02:08:55):
No, I know that I know I'm saying, are you
you're there still? L sorry about that? Here you are, here,
you are You're grown.

Speaker 5 (02:09:04):
You're a grown woman, right and you know all you
want to have is two grown human beings to do
this for you, and they won't even do it for
your day. And it's really tough, is it Dad that's
more so upset? Or stepdad?

Speaker 41 (02:09:19):
Well, my stepdad raised me. My dad for black better
words vane me wow and uh. But you know, in
my twenties, I thought out to reconnect with him and we've.

Speaker 7 (02:09:31):
Had a great connection and good.

Speaker 41 (02:09:33):
I just really had this beautiful vision of both of
them walking me down the aisle. But for my stepdad,
that was just it was just asking for too much,
which I.

Speaker 8 (02:09:41):
Understand because he's because I'm sure that this is the case.
He probably feels like, hey, I did all the work
and this guy is going to get the glory.

Speaker 5 (02:09:49):
I understand.

Speaker 9 (02:09:49):
I understand that too.

Speaker 12 (02:09:51):
I hear that time and time again when people are
getting married, and I think it's just because.

Speaker 9 (02:09:55):
It's tradition that it's your dad.

Speaker 12 (02:09:57):
But like in your case, as is the case for
a lot of people, there's somebody else that stepped in
and filled that role.

Speaker 9 (02:10:02):
It was your stepdadder.

Speaker 12 (02:10:03):
In some cases, it's you know, a mom, and you
know you you let that person shine in that moment.

Speaker 5 (02:10:09):
Hey, what's up Jessica's mojo in the morning.

Speaker 15 (02:10:12):
I was just listening and I gollow teary eye. As
a child of divorce whose parents fought all up and
finally got together for my wedding.

Speaker 10 (02:10:23):
And have been better since then.

Speaker 15 (02:10:25):
I just got very emotional because that was what I
wanted for a child, and I'm so happy that she
got that because it definitely affected my adulthood and.

Speaker 44 (02:10:34):
I wasn't therapy for it.

Speaker 15 (02:10:35):
So I'm just very happy for her.

Speaker 22 (02:10:38):
And that is the dream, you know, it's when they fight,
it definitely affects your adulthood relationship.

Speaker 8 (02:10:46):
I'm glad you called, and that's why I said this
was going to be the most important thing we're going
to talk about today, because I think that there's many Jessica,
there's many of you out there right now that are
grown adults that say that would have been a dream
of yours, just to be able to have them for
a birthday dinner together.

Speaker 5 (02:11:03):
Jennifer, what's up.

Speaker 9 (02:11:05):
Hello?

Speaker 23 (02:11:06):
So I'm fifty five years old.

Speaker 24 (02:11:08):
My parents got divorced when I was one. They each
got remarried, so I have three siblings on each side.
They have never been in the same room except for
the day I got married, which this year will be
fifteen years yay.

Speaker 27 (02:11:20):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 24 (02:11:23):
I don't know that they'll ever be in the same room.
I mean, God forbidding, unless something happens to me, I
don't know that I'll ever have both families in one
room again ever. And now it was very important to
me that we had a video so that I could
have video all over the place so I could have
it to keep forever.

Speaker 11 (02:11:42):
But you know, it's I'm the oldest.

Speaker 24 (02:11:43):
Of seven and the three and three aren't related at all,
so there would be no reason for them too. But
for me and for Lucy. Yeah, for me, and like
for Lucy, it's hard. There was one time I was
in Disneyland and my family lived in California, so we

(02:12:04):
were there and we were in line, and my siblings
didn't even say anything to each other because they had
never met each other, Like one sister was there and
I was there with my Michigan family. So I mean,
it's difficult, and I think that you are doing so
amazing for Lucy, because you know, again, that was back
like you know, seventies, eighties. You know, now where we

(02:12:24):
are it's different. And I even know a couple who
were divorced and lived across the street from each other
because it was easier for the kids.

Speaker 11 (02:12:31):
That's when everybody got along.

Speaker 24 (02:12:34):
So I just wanted to share it because you're right,
this is a very important subject and people don't always
think of the kids.

Speaker 7 (02:12:40):
Because they're too.

Speaker 24 (02:12:41):
Involved in thinking in what they're going through. So I
just had to call and share.

Speaker 5 (02:12:48):
Okay, Jared, what's up?

Speaker 18 (02:12:51):
I hey man?

Speaker 21 (02:12:54):
A second time calling?

Speaker 5 (02:12:56):
A second time ever or today ever? We don't have
a thing for second times, but we we love it.
Let's let's shot. Jaron's on the phone. What's going on,
hey man?

Speaker 51 (02:13:11):
When uh, when my little man got diagnosed with cancer?

Speaker 12 (02:13:16):
Uh?

Speaker 51 (02:13:17):
It really it really really made us just just like
that young lady made everybody work together as a team.

Speaker 5 (02:13:26):
So you're you and your little ones mom mom are divorced.
Yeah yeah yeah, and so yeah he got.

Speaker 8 (02:13:34):
You guys weren't really speaking with each other before your
son was diagnosed.

Speaker 51 (02:13:39):
Yeah, you know, we keep it, we keep it cordial,
but like we don't we do not bicker in front
of the kids.

Speaker 6 (02:13:45):
That ain't allowed.

Speaker 51 (02:13:48):
And you know what when that happened, Man, if it
ain't about parenting and doing good for each other and
making the kids smile, something wrong because them kids come
first every.

Speaker 5 (02:14:01):
Day, Cher every day, Jared, how's your son doing?

Speaker 21 (02:14:06):
We we just want you of them today.

Speaker 5 (02:14:11):
And do you guys, do you guys do the the visits?
Uh to the doctors and stuff together?

Speaker 18 (02:14:17):
Yep, good for you, we do.

Speaker 51 (02:14:19):
Yeah, you know her, Man, I tell mom like, oh, dude,
pick her up. We're going to Okay, fine, cool, it.

Speaker 8 (02:14:26):
Can be buddy, you know, good for you. For mom,
that's great. And what's what's your little one's name? We
want to pray for him.

Speaker 6 (02:14:35):
It's Cooper Thomas.

Speaker 5 (02:14:36):
Cooper Thomas. We love you, Cooper. We're You're a fighter,
my friend. I appreciate a Hey, keep keep staying strong
and understand that Cooper is gonna one day he's gonna
look at you guys, and he's going to say thank
you for this, And a horrible situation like that is
turning into a wonderful situation.

Speaker 9 (02:14:56):
You call us for the third time when he rings
that bell.

Speaker 7 (02:14:59):
Okay, Detroit Whiskey Rep.

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All right, I'm gonna take a break so that I
can grab that call from Michigan Orthopedic.

Speaker 8 (02:17:07):
When we come back here next. The stupidest reason you
punched your friend. In just a second, one of Luke's
fraternity brothers had a huge shiner on his face.

Speaker 5 (02:17:17):
Big old black guy.

Speaker 8 (02:17:19):
And uh, the reasoning was he got punched by his
very best friend. Why would a best friend punch you?
The dumbest thing ever, I'll explain what he did to
his best friend next, more Mojo in minutes. I'm done
setting my appointment time up. Yeah, I mean we uh,

(02:17:40):
we liked it. We know how the song finishes, right,
I think, Yeah, I think what happens is he still
lies about it, goes in the other room kind of
you know, Caesar there, and then he probably ends up
doing it again.

Speaker 9 (02:17:52):
Could I say something that was so funny about you
phone call?

Speaker 21 (02:17:54):
Though?

Speaker 5 (02:17:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:17:54):
I could hear the guy. I don't know if he's
like the receptionist.

Speaker 8 (02:17:57):
Or he's one of the I think one of the
medical tech tech people.

Speaker 5 (02:18:01):
Yeah, Michige.

Speaker 12 (02:18:02):
He must have asked you because you were like, as
my lefthoulder that how you did it or where you
did it?

Speaker 9 (02:18:07):
And you were like it was up the stairs at Harpers.
It just so much in your voice it was.

Speaker 8 (02:18:17):
Am I Orthosurgeons dot com. Am I orthosurgeons dot com.
Thank you to those guys forgetting me man. I was
going to go to their urgent Ortho location. But I
also they're they're a painting pain advertiser. But they're also
my docs.

Speaker 12 (02:18:32):
I used to use them as sure, my sister uses them.
I use them for my kids.

Speaker 5 (02:18:37):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (02:18:37):
But here's the problem. I can't go and beer inebriated
in an uber to the urgent organ If I show
up in the they'll be like, this is the guy
that's that's doing our advertising. This is the guy that
talks about us here on the air. Oh my god,
the Sarah would she would lose an advertiser. I do
not want to do that because they're really they are great.

Speaker 10 (02:19:00):
What's worth showing up drunken injured or showing up injured
and they think you're drunk and have to do sobriety
tests before they'll help you.

Speaker 5 (02:19:06):
Probably all of the above.

Speaker 8 (02:19:08):
Does that happened to me because Chelsea was wanting me
to go to the She's like, why didn't you just
go to the hospital, And I said to her, I go.
The problem with going to an emergency room at the
hospital is you get a the jillion dollar bill and
they don't do anything for you because they don't have
any of the docs that can help you. They have
no orthopedic doctor that's on there. Like I would go
there with a gunshot wound and that's pretty much it
as tack as my tack going there. Yeah, because they

(02:19:31):
got oxygen and stuff. Yeah, although I may go to
an oxygen bar, like I may go to one of
those bars that has the oxygen there.

Speaker 10 (02:19:37):
Well, here's I went after my accident as a trauma
patient and they had to test my blood to see
if I was drunk or not to charge me with
the DUI, which I wasn't. I was stone cold sober.
And then I had to pay for my blood testing.

Speaker 5 (02:19:50):
Yeah, so I to pay.

Speaker 7 (02:19:52):
For my own deed.

Speaker 5 (02:19:52):
It's expensive. I know, I know.

Speaker 8 (02:19:54):
They charge it for everything, every band aid, every I
remember one time, this is no joke. I in with
Jacob was always the one that he would get injured
when Chelsea was out of town and I'd have to
go to the hospital and they were going to put
a band aid on him because he liked the color
of the band aid, and I said no, because I
will have to pay for that thing, Jacob, I will
get you Superman band aids.

Speaker 5 (02:20:14):
They're cheaper on our way home, and we still.

Speaker 12 (02:20:17):
A light item on my bill. I think when I
it was either Louci or Smith. I delivered for the TV. Really,
I think it was twenty five dollars TV. I swear
to you, I saved the said. You know, I'm crazy
about saving sentimental stuff. I know I have it somewhere.

Speaker 10 (02:20:32):
The crazy part to me is the skin to skin.
You get charged for holding your baby after giving birth?

Speaker 9 (02:20:37):
Really, yeah, I think I saw that on there. I
did that for both, but why because they was more
upset about the TV.

Speaker 8 (02:20:42):
Wait, they just for you for them to bring the
baby to you into the room.

Speaker 7 (02:20:47):
No, once it pops out of you, to put it
on your chest.

Speaker 5 (02:20:51):
They charge you for that.

Speaker 7 (02:20:52):
They did for my girlfriend skinned to skin thousands of dollars.

Speaker 9 (02:20:56):
Wellanity, I hope you're feeling better.

Speaker 12 (02:20:59):
Thank you, But I don't think it's going I feel
like you're gonna have to have a surgery.

Speaker 5 (02:21:04):
Why are you doing it like you should say?

Speaker 12 (02:21:05):
I think because you're not the whole showtimistic.

Speaker 5 (02:21:10):
Let's not.

Speaker 8 (02:21:11):
Chelsea thinks I'm a hyperchondriact as it is. She's like,
you got to stop thinking the worst. You're gonna be okay.
It's a strain, everything's gonna be okay. The reason why
I'm hypercontract is my coworkers right away they see it
and go, oh, that's horrible.

Speaker 12 (02:21:24):
You guys, look you what but what how would you
feel if we were like, okay, whatever, you're.

Speaker 9 (02:21:28):
A big baby, We don't care. I would then you'd
be mad at us that we're damned if we do
when we're damned.

Speaker 5 (02:21:32):
If you're right, you're right, all right, it's Mojo in
the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:21:37):
Uh so oh see, I got to tell you, uh
this so luke in uh in a couple of I
think I posted this picture. I posted a picture from
Dad's Day on Saturday, and there's one kid in the picture.
He's a kid wearing a Buffalo Bill's hat. If you
go and look at the Instagram page, he has a
big old black eye on his face, like literally right

(02:21:58):
over right right there where he was like punched. And
I don't understand how this is. If somebody punches you,
do they get you right in the eye, and that's
how it becomes a black eye because this kid got
it like square right in the face.

Speaker 9 (02:22:11):
Did you see that.

Speaker 10 (02:22:13):
Well, he's from Buffalo, so he's obviously a fan.

Speaker 8 (02:22:18):
But he's got this black eye going and in he's
hugging on Luke there and I said to uh, to Luke,
I go, Luke, why does your buddy have a black eye?
And he said, Oh, it's a funny story, Dad, you
should ask him. So I'm going to ask this question
to you guys, and it's gonna sound really weird. Why
did your friend punch you? Because these kids are big dummies.

(02:22:38):
His best buddy, one of the other fraternity kids, punched
him in the eye because he stole his last two
pieces of pizza and that's why he hit him. So
the kid got punched in the eye. He had the
last two pieces of pizza there. And I thought to myself,
I'm like going, wait a second. Your friend punched you
like it would be honestly, you guys together hanging out

(02:23:02):
and you reach over and grab her pen and she
just hauls off and hits you.

Speaker 9 (02:23:06):
I can see it happening.

Speaker 5 (02:23:07):
You think, so is she that violent? Maybe I've never
hit one of my friends.

Speaker 7 (02:23:14):
I always wanted to get into a fight. Really, Oh
my god. Yes.

Speaker 10 (02:23:19):
The first thing that happened when I got my extensions
put in was I was like, oh, I'm ready to
hit somebody, And the guy who does my hair was like,
don't you dare? I just spend a lot of time
en effort getting your hair together, and I want to
swing on somebody. I've always want because I think I
could kick somebody's ass.

Speaker 12 (02:23:32):
I was going to say, I feel like girls pull hair,
boys punch each other in a race.

Speaker 8 (02:23:37):
We got to get into a conversation about this. Who
are doing this to their friends? Why are you doing
this to your friends? I have lots of friends that
are in my life. I have never wanted to take
a fist and hit somebody.

Speaker 12 (02:23:50):
I don't think I've ever had a black guy. Black
guy and black guy. If you heard that incorrectly, it
applies to both. I don't think i've ever had a
black eye.

Speaker 5 (02:24:01):
Yeah you ever, you.

Speaker 9 (02:24:02):
Need, oh my god, a real black man.

Speaker 5 (02:24:04):
You need. You need to accomplish one of those things.
You should have done that before you got married, the
black eye part or I don't know, but yeah, the
only one you can do now is the is the
black eye. So somebody's got a puncher, go ahead, began
Hey eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. So there's two topics
in this one.

Speaker 8 (02:24:24):
Zach okay, Zach, don't cut this thing up like you
always do it like he cuts it up, and he
gives me like a one minute podcast of meet me
saying hi to somebody. I want to know what's the
craziest thing you got charged for on your on your
medical bill that you looked at, because we talked about
that in the beginning of this. And then the other
one is who punched their friend? Did you have you

(02:24:46):
ever like, have you ever hauled off and punched a
punched a friend? Eight four four Mojo Live eight four
four six sixty five six five four eight is our
telephone number? I think Lydia is getting a little carried
away with the do not pick ups on calls.

Speaker 13 (02:25:03):
She's called five times.

Speaker 8 (02:25:04):
I'm sorry this morning you have this is no joke
this morning. There was one part part I have ten
lines here. Six of the ten lines said, Bob, do
not pick up nursing home. Jerry, yes, Bob, is it
nursing home? Bob, do not pick up Debbie, do not
pick up?

Speaker 13 (02:25:24):
For every single topic and it's not really that relatable
to me.

Speaker 5 (02:25:28):
What is she calling for? What is her reasoning for?

Speaker 13 (02:25:30):
He just calls it every single topic we have today.

Speaker 5 (02:25:32):
Ask her, Debbie, what's going on? Debbie?

Speaker 35 (02:25:35):
Okay, So back in the day, many minutes ago at
the jukebox, I think it was woodwork.

Speaker 6 (02:25:43):
Yeah, I was there.

Speaker 35 (02:25:46):
And I used to have back in the date with
those vests that were made out of rabbit fur and
had like a knitted So I had a white one
and I had it on the on the barstool, laid
over it, and I was sitting on it and my
girls and I went for a dance, and when he
came back, this girl had thrown my jacket on the floor.

Speaker 23 (02:26:12):
Oh yeah, And I said to.

Speaker 16 (02:26:13):
Her, girl, that's my jacket on the floor, that's my seat.
And back then you could smoke, and she hit her
cigarette and blue smoke in my face.

Speaker 5 (02:26:25):
So what did you do?

Speaker 32 (02:26:28):
Yep?

Speaker 16 (02:26:29):
I snatched her by the back of the head of
the hair and drilled her in the face all the
way down wise he was hitting the ground, and then.

Speaker 22 (02:26:36):
I went to stomp on her face and the.

Speaker 11 (02:26:39):
Bounce stratched me up, took me. I didn't even walk
out of the bar.

Speaker 5 (02:26:43):
They Debby But here's the question. Have you ever had
a black guy? That's all I want to know about.

Speaker 11 (02:26:54):
No, not me, not me.

Speaker 8 (02:26:56):
We got to get you. We're gonna Kevin's going to
be back in a couple of days. What's up, Kelly?

Speaker 5 (02:27:01):
How you doing.

Speaker 23 (02:27:03):
Good? How are you?

Speaker 5 (02:27:03):
Mojo fantastic?

Speaker 8 (02:27:05):
I was talking about how my son's friend got punched
by his buddy and got a black eye.

Speaker 5 (02:27:11):
Did you ever get hit by a friend?

Speaker 44 (02:27:15):
So my best friend was getting married. It was her
bachelor party, and I was standing up and my other
best friend was the maid of honor, and we ended
up getting into a huge fist fight over the stripper
and over all this stuff. And we were fist fighting
in the car all the bars we were going to.

(02:27:36):
We were like her sister. The one I was fighting
was the designated driver, and we would stop and get
out fighting in the middle of the.

Speaker 21 (02:27:47):
Bit just be c.

Speaker 5 (02:27:49):
That's nuts.

Speaker 8 (02:27:51):
I wonder how many I've heard of it. Actually, I
take this back about the whole guy friend thing. I
went to a bachelor party one time where the guys
got into a fight over who was paying the bill
at the end of the night. The guys literally got
into a fight, but that's actually that's the best party. Yeah,
who's paying the bill? Who's paying for the stripper?

Speaker 5 (02:28:08):
That's great?

Speaker 29 (02:28:09):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:28:10):
Kaylin was up dd though? What's up? Kaylin?

Speaker 23 (02:28:13):
Morning?

Speaker 5 (02:28:14):
Good morning?

Speaker 25 (02:28:16):
I actually I hit my ex husband in the face
at the German American Festival.

Speaker 7 (02:28:21):
Oh it's always at the gas. It's always at the gas.

Speaker 5 (02:28:24):
What was it? Are you guys drinking too much?

Speaker 25 (02:28:27):
He got really drunk. It was for his birthday and
I made him a shirt that had his cash apt
name on it, so all night people are sending him
money and he was like, one more drink, one more drink,
and everybody's listening and looking, and I saw cops and
I was like, come on, we need to get in
the car, and he wouldn't, so I hit him and
he got in.

Speaker 28 (02:28:46):
The car and we went home.

Speaker 5 (02:28:47):
You're so lucky you didn't end up in jail that night.
Domestic before this or after this.

Speaker 25 (02:28:55):
Well he was my ex before that. We were together
since high school. So it's been twenty years and we
just best friends and separate.

Speaker 8 (02:29:03):
Okay, couple, but that German American Festival brings access closer.

Speaker 7 (02:29:07):
Together and it's a flag shot. I just know it.

Speaker 5 (02:29:09):
What's up? Tiffany.

Speaker 16 (02:29:11):
Hi.

Speaker 44 (02:29:11):
Uh, so I'm calling in.

Speaker 26 (02:29:13):
So this was in my early twenties and my kids
and my yeah, and my kids and my husband don't
know about the story. But I used to hang out
with a bunch of guys and we were drinking and
they were talking about fighting one another for money, and
I was like, why can't I get into this? Doesn't
matter that I'm a girl. Yeah, I beat the guy
pretty bad and give him a black guy.

Speaker 8 (02:29:31):
But I won like one hundred bucks, So there is
some Then, did you make mad passionate love to him
afterwards because you felt bad?

Speaker 26 (02:29:37):
No, he's like one of my best guy friends.

Speaker 11 (02:29:38):
That would be weird. It's like a brother.

Speaker 8 (02:29:40):
Okay, that's still though. You beat his ass. The poor
guy got his boss, I mean, and he can't. He
doesn't hit back because he's your friend. He's not gonna
hit your back.

Speaker 6 (02:29:46):
No he did.

Speaker 5 (02:29:47):
He did.

Speaker 7 (02:29:48):
He did, Like, we have a video of it.

Speaker 11 (02:29:51):
Where are you from up North?

Speaker 21 (02:29:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:29:53):
My god? Crazy people? What's going on? To call hi?

Speaker 12 (02:29:57):
Hi?

Speaker 28 (02:29:58):
So my twenty first birthday, there were a couple of
girls that showed up.

Speaker 5 (02:30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (02:30:05):
I ended up getting in a fight with one of them. Yeah,
and one of my friends came.

Speaker 22 (02:30:10):
To help me, but she was so drunk.

Speaker 28 (02:30:13):
She sucked me in the face instead of the girl
that I was fighting.

Speaker 5 (02:30:18):
So I was completely by accident.

Speaker 28 (02:30:21):
To hit me so good, like I was like, Wow,
I didn't know you could hit like that. That was
that was good.

Speaker 8 (02:30:28):
That's unbelievable. This might be the best reason why you
punched a friend in the face. Emily there, Oh, I'm here,
tell everybody why why you guys did this?

Speaker 58 (02:30:38):
Okay, So a girlfriend of mine and I both always
wanted black eyes and never had them. So we were
at Coyote Joe's one night for a birthday party and
just decided to go punch for punch at each other
in the face. And I ended up with a black
eye and she ended up with a fat lip, a
weird one. There's there's video of it and everything. We

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almost got kicked out of the bar because people thought
we were really fighting, but we were just going punch
for punch at each other.

Speaker 5 (02:31:08):
I'm telling you, how square do you have to hit
somebody right in the eye just to get them to
have a black eye in that little area?

Speaker 21 (02:31:13):
Ok?

Speaker 12 (02:31:14):
You hit the middle like the bridge of their nose
to you would give them a black eye, but it
might give you.

Speaker 58 (02:31:18):
My aim was totally off because I got her in
the mouth, but I had I had from like the
side of my nose and my like I had everything
blocked so that she could only hit.

Speaker 28 (02:31:28):
Me in the eye.

Speaker 5 (02:31:28):
Jesus uh.

Speaker 58 (02:31:30):
And it took a couple of punches, but I got
the black eye out of it.

Speaker 5 (02:31:33):
I love it. Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (02:31:34):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:31:34):
I'm asking everybody where they're from, because these people are
nuts from Troy.

Speaker 8 (02:31:38):
From Troy, Okay. I would never have thought that that
seemed like a sensible place.

Speaker 5 (02:31:41):
But I know, thank you, No, no, no, everybody's crazy
down whatever. I was kind of thinking LaPier, but all right.

Speaker 21 (02:31:51):
Dead as.

Speaker 18 (02:31:54):
Hard way to you.

Speaker 5 (02:31:56):
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Speaker 4 (02:32:29):
Jordian Mornings, Dirty on the thirty.

Speaker 5 (02:32:31):
Show's flown by.

Speaker 12 (02:32:32):
I know, I honest to god, I saw. I looked
over and I can see the schedule and I see
dirties next. I'm like, I didn't feel like we just haven't.

Speaker 9 (02:32:39):
Even Yeah, I am not that prepared for this Dirty.
Let's see how this goes.

Speaker 12 (02:32:43):
Okay, So Coachella kicked off this past weekend and there
were a ton of celebrities hanging out. Also, everybody wanted
to see Gaga, who got some rave reviews. Also sparked
some controversy. Some people said, see her set was very
sadistic because it was red that is it post Malone

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Green Day headlining Benson Boone bringing up the original queen guitarist,
the legendary Brian May to do Bohemian Rhapsody.

Speaker 9 (02:33:13):
We have that for you right here.

Speaker 7 (02:33:20):
By the way.

Speaker 9 (02:33:21):
Person to sing Bohemian raps space.

Speaker 8 (02:33:22):
I know he's got he's got kind of kind of
that that Queen. Maybe it's because he's so skinny and
he's always shirtless.

Speaker 10 (02:33:30):
No Adam Lambert with Queen, and every time I seen
somebody else do it, I'm like, oh, Lambert sounds better.

Speaker 12 (02:33:36):
I saw randomly Bernie Sanders was hanging out and took
the stage at Coachella.

Speaker 5 (02:33:41):
They I think they were speaking.

Speaker 8 (02:33:42):
They're doing that whole Bernie Sanders and uh AOC thing
where they're going around the country.

Speaker 18 (02:33:48):
And what happens soon It.

Speaker 49 (02:33:52):
Depends upon your generation.

Speaker 12 (02:33:55):
Chris Brown and Kouchie Tran reunited, remember them brot me
back in the day. But some festival goers were stuck
in traffic for twelve hours before getting onto the Coachella grounds.

Speaker 9 (02:34:07):
They were sharing.

Speaker 12 (02:34:07):
They didn't have access to bathrooms, water, or gas while
they were waiting to get in, so people were getting
out of their cars to go to the bathroom, like
in bushes and on the side of the road. Others
said their vehicles were overheating because it was like one
hundred and four degrees outside. Just a big, big mess
with the festival over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:34:25):
So we're doing Lallapalooza this year. The show is going
to get to be part of Lallapalooza. Coachella.

Speaker 8 (02:34:31):
I don't like because of the fact that it's out
in the middle of nowhere, so you've got nowhere else
to go, but the Coachella thing, at least in Chicago.
With Lallapalooza, you got like, if I say, all right,
I'm done, I'm going to go get myself some Portillos,
you know what I mean, Like I can go get
an uber to Portillo's.

Speaker 9 (02:34:46):
I'm with you.

Speaker 12 (02:34:46):
I have zero interest in ever going to Coachella, but
I've never been to Lalla and I would like.

Speaker 5 (02:34:50):
To go to Lalla Lala's fun.

Speaker 8 (02:34:52):
I did Lala one year and I hung out with
all the people from one of three five KISSFM and
BE ninety six, the two radio stations Chicago, the top
forty stations, And they had a little beck area like
studios that were set up with tents, and the stars
will just come back there and I will remember Ariana
Grande like walking back just kind of doing the interviews

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and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:35:13):
It was pretty cool. I'm excited for.

Speaker 9 (02:35:15):
This, so I don't know, I'm assuming it's happening right now. Yeah,
I'm trying to watch the live.

Speaker 12 (02:35:21):
NBC News update of Katy Perry and Gail King. Everybody
aboard this Jeff Bezos Blue Origin flight all women. Everybody
on board female. So it's and there is a local
tie by the way. Aisha bo is the CEO of a.

Speaker 9 (02:35:38):
Company called Stemboard.

Speaker 12 (02:35:40):
She's also a former NASA rocket scientist and a Washington
On Community College alum. She is or was on board.
Lauren Sanchez, who of course is the fiance of Jeff Bezos.
She's on there as well.

Speaker 9 (02:35:52):
Here they are total ride taken about eleven minutes.

Speaker 5 (02:35:57):
They are flying.

Speaker 9 (02:35:59):
Oh so they're up. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 8 (02:36:00):
There's another landing now look it. They got to see
the uh the parachute.

Speaker 12 (02:36:06):
Oh yeah, so they were about sixty two miles above
the earth, experienced weightlessness for approximately four minutes.

Speaker 5 (02:36:14):
The parachute just opened.

Speaker 38 (02:36:17):
Excreezing and they was silly, id excreas.

Speaker 9 (02:36:20):
It sounds like a ride at teter Point.

Speaker 5 (02:36:22):
You know what they should do.

Speaker 8 (02:36:24):
They should have them land somewhere else and make them
piste off that they act to actually find a ride
home or.

Speaker 5 (02:36:29):
Something season back home.

Speaker 8 (02:36:32):
The thing that was weird was Jeff Bezos with just
all the women, Like, why is he going.

Speaker 5 (02:36:36):
Up with them?

Speaker 7 (02:36:38):
Did he go up?

Speaker 5 (02:36:39):
And it looked like he did it looked like he
was walking in there.

Speaker 7 (02:36:42):
All the simulations going through all I had gone through,
all of the training.

Speaker 12 (02:36:47):
Did put you in the capitol that simulates all of
this imputing sounds and when he did moorders of the
paracies pop out.

Speaker 9 (02:36:54):
No he was not, he wasn't, No, he was. He
was in the crowd looking on.

Speaker 5 (02:36:57):
Oh he was. Yeah, Then who was the guy that
walked He looked like a bald guy like him.

Speaker 9 (02:37:04):
You know, it's so crazy.

Speaker 12 (02:37:05):
Is Oprah was doing an interview yesterday or maybe it
was earlier this morning when I watched I just watched it,
and she was talking about how her best friend, Gail
King has an absolute fear of flying, and she was
like she did how much they thought it would be
cathartic for her to kind of get over her fear?

Speaker 7 (02:37:21):
But how much you because she got her or or
it's promotion for her tea.

Speaker 9 (02:37:26):
I don't think they got paid to do this. Do
you really.

Speaker 7 (02:37:31):
For promoting that this is going to be a touristime.

Speaker 5 (02:37:33):
You gotta love rich people doing rich people things. This
is it right here?

Speaker 10 (02:37:40):
Remember that summersive vehicle that went to the Titanic.

Speaker 9 (02:37:46):
How long is it going to happen.

Speaker 5 (02:37:47):
I know, is it weird to say that you kind
of almost like watch this thing thinking is it going
to happen badly? Or like I feel bad even thinking that,
Like I should never think those thoughts. But you're just
kind of like, okay, will everything be okay?

Speaker 12 (02:38:02):
I'm just so claustrophobic. I wouldn't do it for that reason.
And I don't know i'd be I have no interest
in going into space.

Speaker 8 (02:38:07):
No, you know what I'd rather go to, like Space
Mountain in Disney correct.

Speaker 9 (02:38:14):
Honestly, me too.

Speaker 12 (02:38:15):
And lastly, this story is all over the place and
I'm just kind of gathering details of it. This kid
that is charged for killing his parents, This Nikita I
believe you pronounced his last name, Kasep charged in the
deaths of his parents and the reason that he killed
his mom and dad was to obtain the financial means

(02:38:37):
to assassinate President Trump and overthrow the government.

Speaker 9 (02:38:41):
Really did you hear the story?

Speaker 12 (02:38:42):
Seventeen years old, he was charged last month with first
degree murder, theft, other crimes in the death of his
mom and his stepdad, fatally shooting them at their home
outside of Milwaukee back in February. Living with their decomposing
bodies for we before running away with fourteen thousand dollars

(02:39:03):
in cash, passports, and he took the family dog with him.
He was arrested three weeks ago in Kansas. More details
to come out about.

Speaker 5 (02:39:12):
So I love the family dog more than his parents.

Speaker 12 (02:39:14):
Well, he wanted to kill his parents to get the
money so that he could move forward in assassinating the president.

Speaker 9 (02:39:20):
Nice, just a nutty story, all right.

Speaker 12 (02:39:22):
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Speaker 18 (02:39:26):
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Speaker 4 (02:39:27):
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Speaker 18 (02:39:33):
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Speaker 5 (02:39:41):
You're probably paying bills b I l LS in moments.
That's not the word, by the way, so don't don't worry.
We're going to give you the word just a little bit.

Speaker 8 (02:39:54):
Sylvia is on with us right now. Please welcome Sylvia. Hi, Sylvia,
how are you?

Speaker 34 (02:40:00):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (02:40:00):
I'm good, how are you?

Speaker 8 (02:40:02):
We're fantastic, Sylvia, We're even better that we're doing this
big promotion and you got to find the fob.

Speaker 5 (02:40:08):
You think you can find that.

Speaker 26 (02:40:10):
Yes, I need a new car so bad.

Speaker 14 (02:40:12):
And I'm about to graduate college.

Speaker 5 (02:40:14):
So where are you graduating from.

Speaker 26 (02:40:20):
Arizona College of Nursing.

Speaker 13 (02:40:21):
I'll have a bachelor degree in nursing.

Speaker 8 (02:40:23):
Yeah, good for you, congratulations to you. Well, you need
a car to get to work. You're going to be
starting that job here, so we got to get you
one and find the fob. Is happening and you're now qualified.
You can win the car or twenty five thousand dollars cash.
Which car would you go to right away?

Speaker 7 (02:40:38):
Probably a Chevy Tahoe.

Speaker 5 (02:40:40):
You're going bad.

Speaker 9 (02:40:41):
The second one of the day.

Speaker 40 (02:40:42):
Yeah, I've always.

Speaker 5 (02:40:43):
Wanted one, you know what, I like it.

Speaker 8 (02:40:46):
We're gonna get you one, all right, Moran Automotive, Miran Chevrolet.

Speaker 5 (02:40:50):
I grash it. May.

Speaker 8 (02:40:51):
The second is when we're going to be doing this,
So you got to try to take that day off
in the morning at least.

Speaker 6 (02:40:55):
Okay, I'll be there.

Speaker 5 (02:40:57):
Thank you, Thank you, Sylvia.

Speaker 8 (02:40:58):
I appreciate you so much. Hang on one second, and
Lydia is gonna grab some information from you. Got a
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Speaker 9 (02:41:20):
I think we're in the forties at this point if
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Speaker 8 (02:41:24):
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(02:41:48):
Keg for Kendrick Lamar tickets. So we're going to be
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from you know, doing this.

Speaker 5 (02:41:56):
This contest goes.

Speaker 7 (02:41:57):
It's in my gruage.

Speaker 8 (02:41:58):
Still poor Lydia's family has to deal with all the
the breaking entering Christmas wish stuff that we have. The uh,
she's probably got more you know, shopping bags and things
like that that are there. Her dad can't park any
of his classic cars? What kind of cars dead got?
By the way, your dad's a Your dad's a car guy.

(02:42:19):
I love him. What's he got? Their lids?

Speaker 37 (02:42:22):
He has like a thunderbird, he has a I don't
even know.

Speaker 13 (02:42:25):
They're like the drop top red cars.

Speaker 5 (02:42:28):
I don't even know what Lydia is.

Speaker 13 (02:42:30):
Let me send them to you.

Speaker 37 (02:42:31):
But yeah, our broage is full of It's like half
Mojo promotional stuff, half classic cars.

Speaker 5 (02:42:36):
So so Lydia.

Speaker 8 (02:42:38):
So I drove Lydia home, uh uh not that long ago,
and we pull up in the driveway and the garage
door is open and I see her dad's you know,
piece of work there.

Speaker 5 (02:42:47):
It was like gorgeous. And as a guy, I'm like,
oh my god, that's not cool?

Speaker 2 (02:42:51):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (02:42:51):
You know? And I don't know cars very well, like
I I can call like a Camaro and a Firebird
the same thing.

Speaker 8 (02:42:56):
I don't even know what the hell they are. They're all,
you know, the same company. But I I saw this
car and I'm like, that's awesome, and she.

Speaker 5 (02:43:02):
Goes it doesn't Adam, You know, I just didn't complain
about it, like she's she sounds like parking there, but
you know what, you don't park your car in there.
When your dad has a car like that, that car
is a work of art. You know that's you know,
that's your inheritance right there.

Speaker 13 (02:43:16):
All of them.

Speaker 7 (02:43:17):
Do you know I've never parked in the garage in
my life.

Speaker 9 (02:43:19):
I don't know that I have either.

Speaker 5 (02:43:21):
Do you understand that you shouldn't have to park in
the garage when you.

Speaker 9 (02:43:24):
Just a picture all the money?

Speaker 12 (02:43:26):
Oh okay, I've been here house several times. I did
not know that this is what's.

Speaker 13 (02:43:31):
In your garage layer.

Speaker 5 (02:43:32):
Ye wait, he's got a name for it.

Speaker 13 (02:43:35):
I call it his layer.

Speaker 9 (02:43:36):
Okay, that one's cars.

Speaker 4 (02:43:39):
Cars.

Speaker 7 (02:43:40):
Don't ever let them get rid of them.

Speaker 10 (02:43:41):
Because my brother got rid of his nineteen sixty three
Ford Falcon and I hear about it every single week.

Speaker 13 (02:43:47):
My dad would rather put me up for adoptions, and
so he does.

Speaker 7 (02:43:52):
Yeah, he has like.

Speaker 37 (02:43:53):
Awards inside the cars. You can't really see them, but
he has awards for taking these two car shows, like
set out a rams horn in the summer.

Speaker 11 (02:44:00):
Oh my.

Speaker 10 (02:44:01):
What's funny is when my brother went to get his
plates for his sixties through Valcon, they were like, oh,
do you want historic plates, which is you drive less
than twenty five miles in a year, you like just
take them to car shows. No, it was my brother's
daily driver when he turned sixteen. Oh really, yes, yeah,
you had to get seatbelts put into it.

Speaker 8 (02:44:17):
That's pretty cool that they don't charge you the full
amount because you're only driving it.

Speaker 5 (02:44:21):
Just a short period of time.

Speaker 13 (02:44:22):
That is cool.

Speaker 5 (02:44:23):
Wait, talk about this for a second. Are there any
Are there any family members that you have, somebody in
your family that has these classic cars, and you guys
are just as disrespectful to those cars as as Lydia
is Lydia.

Speaker 4 (02:44:38):
You guy.

Speaker 5 (02:44:39):
First off, let me say this to you. Probably have
eighteen thousand crosses in your bedroom.

Speaker 7 (02:44:43):
I do.

Speaker 13 (02:44:44):
How did you know?

Speaker 8 (02:44:45):
Because you have talked about how you have all these crosses.
First off, I think it's a little weird. I think,
no offense. God, I know this is your week, but
how many crosses do you need?

Speaker 7 (02:44:55):
This is the week?

Speaker 13 (02:44:55):
This is like to rotate rosaries and stuff, and then
I like to get them blessed when I get a
new one.

Speaker 5 (02:45:00):
She's got like crosses, all this stuff. Her dad has
how many cars? Three cars?

Speaker 37 (02:45:04):
He has three at our house and has a couple
more in like storage.

Speaker 8 (02:45:08):
Oh my goodness, this is your dad's religion right here,
we don't make fun of you for cars first Bible
studies and Lydia does.

Speaker 5 (02:45:16):
By the way, do you know Lydia? Do you know
she does the Rosary? Like do you know as a
kid who grew up a Catholic, whenever they said we're
going to do the Rosary today, I would try to
see if my mom would keep me home sick from
school because it was the longest thing I've ever done
in my life.

Speaker 12 (02:45:33):
Like you're saying, I remember that from Catechism, it's fourteen minutes.

Speaker 37 (02:45:36):
It does not it does, And I set you podcasts
so you can get walked through it under fifteen minutes.

Speaker 8 (02:45:42):
You and my sister Tracy need to be best friends
because Tracy does the Rosary every day, if not multiple
times a day, and I say to her all the time,
I'm like, Tracy, can't you just do the prayer that
I do and just say God help me? And that's it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:45:55):
Like, and instead of having to do all the our
Father's hail and Mary's and all the rest of that stuff,
or you can just.

Speaker 13 (02:46:00):
Listen to the podcast on the way into work.

Speaker 5 (02:46:03):
I had.

Speaker 8 (02:46:03):
By the way, I've been doing my devotional too, by
the way, which is good. I've been doing that that thing, which,
by the way, I'm a big that thing, you know,
the you know the Bible thingy.

Speaker 5 (02:46:13):
Yeah. The other one too, is this is a bad
week for me as a kid that was an ultar boy,
because I used to always get scheduled to do the
Stations of the Cross on it was it Thursday or Friday.

Speaker 7 (02:46:25):
So much trouble at the stations, no way.

Speaker 10 (02:46:28):
I sent my acrylic nails on fires in the back
of the church in case you're wondering. They burn purple,
they spark, and it's very fun. And I got kicked
out of mass.

Speaker 8 (02:46:36):
And was And she didn't think Lady Goga's performance at
Coachella was demonic.

Speaker 5 (02:46:42):
That's the girl lighting fires in the back of the church.

Speaker 7 (02:46:45):
I'm so sick of this.

Speaker 10 (02:46:47):
We have actual demonic things happening in the world right now.
Lady Gogas Coachello performance was that.

Speaker 7 (02:46:52):
One of them. And the only thing people can say
was it was red.

Speaker 5 (02:46:56):
All right, Well, let me let me go back on
course to my complain about doing it.

Speaker 13 (02:47:01):
Can I ask you something, Did you see a little
baby Jesus on your coffee?

Speaker 5 (02:47:04):
This morning.

Speaker 7 (02:47:04):
Is this from me?

Speaker 5 (02:47:07):
That's from you? I love that.

Speaker 9 (02:47:09):
Give it to me because one a while ago.

Speaker 8 (02:47:12):
Yeah, because Victor had one and got in trouble, and
is uh his work for having that little baby?

Speaker 5 (02:47:16):
Jesus.

Speaker 8 (02:47:17):
He would bring something like this to work every day
And they yelled at but okay, we'll put it right here,
right here, so real quick, I do want to throw
us out there. So the station is the crossing, so
I would get I would have to do the altar
service and I would be the guy carrying the cross
for the Stations of the Cross. They wanted us to
kneel with the cross, and I said to them, I go,

(02:47:38):
I got bad knees like I was like in eighth grade.
And I'm like, you guys are kidding me. I'm like,
they want me to like and do that. And and
the priest told me that if you can't do it
for God, then who can you do it for? He
guilted me into it, gave me the Catholic guilt on
the deal. So I've got I've got bad feelings. When
is the Stations of the Cross? Is that on Friday?

Speaker 13 (02:47:57):
Or Friday's only okay?

Speaker 5 (02:47:59):
And that's only during Easter All right, when can I
can everybody give up on their Lenten promise?

Speaker 45 (02:48:07):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:48:07):
When can Bianca start drinking again?

Speaker 13 (02:48:10):
Till Sunday after Easter? Yeah, Easter Sunday.

Speaker 5 (02:48:12):
Easter Sunday's the day you can open up.

Speaker 8 (02:48:14):
Somebody told me that you can do it on any
Sunday though, that you have a dispensation day.

Speaker 59 (02:48:18):
So one also told me that, but I don't follow that.
I'm like, if I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna go
one hundred percent. You know what I'm saying. No cheap
days here.

Speaker 12 (02:48:25):
You know, although keV had to talk you out of
eating Dave's Hot chicken.

Speaker 13 (02:48:28):
Oh yeah, she still did. I ate chicken on Friday
when it was Dave's Hot chicken.

Speaker 5 (02:48:33):
You had to Did you wait, Lydia, you didn't partake
in meat on Friday day?

Speaker 7 (02:48:37):
Yeah she did.

Speaker 9 (02:48:38):
Did you just switch it for Saturday? Because I heard
you guys.

Speaker 13 (02:48:41):
Do it on Sundays, So I'll swap.

Speaker 7 (02:48:43):
Okay, Oh I didn't swap.

Speaker 5 (02:48:45):
You better say like twelve more rosaries.

Speaker 14 (02:48:47):
I know.

Speaker 13 (02:48:47):
I'm glad Kevin's not here.

Speaker 5 (02:48:48):
Heat pisce, Why because what do you mean?

Speaker 59 (02:48:51):
Because Kevin was like, yeah, are you really about to
do that right now, Like, come on, you don't need
to eat the meat. I did secretly when he was looking,
I took a slider.

Speaker 7 (02:48:58):
Not Kevin toling you.

Speaker 29 (02:49:00):
He did.

Speaker 9 (02:49:02):
It was so serious.

Speaker 12 (02:49:03):
He like put his hands on her shoulders and he
was like, you have made it this far. This is
your commitment to Jesus. Like he was, Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (02:49:12):
You wanted to have a piece of my meat? Wait,
why did daves? We should not have food drops of
chicken on Fridays. They should come in on Thursdays when
we're trying to observe lent. We should only have The
only people that you come in on Fridays are fish
fry places.

Speaker 4 (02:49:27):
You know.

Speaker 13 (02:49:27):
I can't have fish though, either, So.

Speaker 5 (02:49:29):
Why can you not eat fish?

Speaker 7 (02:49:30):
I'm allergic to everything.

Speaker 5 (02:49:31):
I can't eat anything, all right.

Speaker 8 (02:49:34):
I didn't know it was an analogy thing. I thought
that that was some kind of a newfound religion thing
that you're not even fish. All right, So Kendricks keg
when Kendricks cag details tomorrow morning on the show, we'll talk.

Speaker 5 (02:49:45):
Yeah, it deals with Easter. So all right, Detroit, three.

Speaker 1 (02:49:54):
Great stations, one stupid show.

Speaker 2 (02:50:00):
Over in the morning live.

Speaker 8 (02:50:03):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show eight
four to four Mojo Live Text is ninety five five
zero zero. If you do call the show, let us
know if you're a first time long time and we
will shout you out. Even though Kevin is off today,
we will make sure that we get you shot out.
And then if you do text, look for us to
call you back because we would love to get you
on the radio and we would love to get you

(02:50:25):
to say hello. All Right, I actually agree with uh
with Wes on this one, but go ahead, Shanton.

Speaker 5 (02:50:34):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (02:50:35):
Okay, So we had Lucy's birthday party, which we were
talking about on Saturday evening, and we ordered way too
much food for all of us, including we ended up
taking home and you know me, I'm not going to
leave leftovers. So we ended up taking home three almost
full cheese pizzas from the restaurant.

Speaker 9 (02:50:57):
So I had three pizza boxes that were stacked.

Speaker 12 (02:51:00):
It's a lot of but like between my ex husband
ordering and me ordering, oh I got it. And I
wasn't aware of what he was ordering. He wasn't aware
of what I was ordering, So we just ordered way
too much food.

Speaker 6 (02:51:12):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (02:51:13):
So in the end, everybody was taking home food, and
we end up with three pizza almost full sized pizzas,
like I said, like one piece had been taken from
each pizza. And I thought, I'm gonna bring these home
because my step son, and if you have teenage boys
in your house, you know this. They wake up at
two in the morning and they're starving. So I thought,
I'm gonna throw them on the counter and then he'll

(02:51:33):
have a snack and you know whatever, whatever's left over.
I didn't think he was gonna eat three pizzas, but
he had his choice anyway. So that was Saturday, then
all day yesterday. I go last night to throw them
away and West is sitting at the kitchen counter doing work,
and he screamed at me, what are you doing? And
I said, I'm taking the pizzas to the trash because

(02:51:55):
they're stinking up the kitchen and also they're no good
at this point, they've been out for over twenty four hours.

Speaker 9 (02:52:00):
And he said, oh, no, no, no, I'm going.

Speaker 12 (02:52:02):
To bring them to work tomorrow, as in today, because
I have a bunch of like college aged and twenty
something year old guys that I work with that will
eat them for lunch.

Speaker 9 (02:52:13):
And I said, Wes you cannot do that.

Speaker 12 (02:52:15):
By that point, the pizzas have been out for two days,
they have their cheese, there's dairy on them. You're gonna
get You're gonna give everybody diarrhea. See and he was like,
he goes, trust me, they will eat the cold pizza.

Speaker 5 (02:52:29):
Have you ever gone to New York to raise pizza
New York?

Speaker 9 (02:52:32):
I've never been to raise, but I mean I've gotten
a New York slice of.

Speaker 8 (02:52:34):
All those pizzas that are in the little cabinet there
that they have at those like slic pizza by the
slice places.

Speaker 5 (02:52:40):
Those things are all.

Speaker 9 (02:52:42):
Okay, maybe hours, not days.

Speaker 7 (02:52:45):
There's that day that's like that kills bacteria.

Speaker 4 (02:52:49):
Right.

Speaker 12 (02:52:50):
He wanted to bring in two day old pizza. I'm like,
you are going to get everybody in that office sick.

Speaker 7 (02:52:55):
Okay, But what's worse.

Speaker 10 (02:52:56):
I get like essentially vegan pizzas because I just Darry
and I don't get along at day of the week.
But I will leave that out on the countertop overnight
and need it the next day.

Speaker 7 (02:53:05):
But that's just what's in veggies and.

Speaker 12 (02:53:07):
One day, that's only one day.

Speaker 5 (02:53:10):
A little bit of sauce on it, right, right, Okay?

Speaker 7 (02:53:12):
Bread and veggies. Is it the cheese that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (02:53:15):
I don't think the cheese is the problem, though I
knew you would. I don't think that's why.

Speaker 9 (02:53:19):
One of the pizzas was how.

Speaker 8 (02:53:21):
Many times have you guys ordered jets and then gone
to bed at night, didn't put it away, and the
next morning you woke up and you're just starving.

Speaker 5 (02:53:29):
All you want to do is.

Speaker 12 (02:53:30):
Every time that's maybe eight hours, Okay, I'll chance it
at that point.

Speaker 8 (02:53:34):
So you're telling me the days this is on your
table at that party that you're at, you then go
home and put it into cold and then pull it
back out again.

Speaker 5 (02:53:44):
You don't think that that's got to have some bad facts.

Speaker 7 (02:53:47):
I had the perfect.

Speaker 10 (02:53:47):
Example birthday cake. Okay, birthday cakes have the counter.

Speaker 7 (02:53:51):
For two days. You're still eating it?

Speaker 23 (02:53:52):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:53:53):
I still I had some this morning with my coffee before.

Speaker 7 (02:53:55):
Yes, there's just as much, and the cake is cheese
to pizza.

Speaker 9 (02:54:00):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (02:54:02):
Now now you're going to be thinking about this when you're.

Speaker 9 (02:54:04):
I don't care.

Speaker 12 (02:54:05):
I'm still having running shout out to so delicious lavon
best cake ever.

Speaker 5 (02:54:08):
What's going on? Hi?

Speaker 51 (02:54:10):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:54:10):
What's what? What's happening? Jerry what's up doing?

Speaker 8 (02:54:15):
I'm doing fantastic, Jerry, what are your thoughts on this
whole idea of how many days can you leave pizza
out and then still eat it?

Speaker 21 (02:54:21):
Well, first of all, pizza is the best the day after.

Speaker 11 (02:54:27):
But I say, probably to Max.

Speaker 5 (02:54:29):
So West would have been okay to bring that he
still was within the time frame then to be able
to absolutely you.

Speaker 9 (02:54:38):
Guys are gross.

Speaker 7 (02:54:39):
You're gross? You eat out of the garbage can you're gross?

Speaker 4 (02:54:42):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:54:42):
What is.

Speaker 8 (02:54:45):
What is the what is the one thing though that
you will like? It'll be okay to eat like cake
obviously was a good example, But what's another one too?
Will you like if there's like a piece of like
how about a chicken finger?

Speaker 5 (02:54:56):
Would you leave a chicken? Would eat a chicken? No?

Speaker 7 (02:55:00):
Hit a chicken?

Speaker 10 (02:55:00):
Nigger once said, I slept on you don't peeled it
off my back in the morning.

Speaker 9 (02:55:04):
I did eat a cheesey guardy to crunch.

Speaker 8 (02:55:05):
The morning after that I found him there you go,
bean burritos and cheesy guardy.

Speaker 9 (02:55:09):
To talking about hours here.

Speaker 5 (02:55:10):
Yeah, Armando, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Speaker 33 (02:55:14):
Hi, I've been looking to you guys for a very
long time, actually since I was in the fifth grade
and that was it. That was so long ago, And
you guys actually came to my flat with my.

Speaker 28 (02:55:27):
Uh, with my principal and said Hi, I.

Speaker 33 (02:55:30):
Believe it was you and shn okay. I'm like, I'm
six now, So that was a very long time.

Speaker 5 (02:55:37):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (02:55:38):
Armando, how long would you eat pizza that you're sitting
out in a counter. We're trying to stay on top
of her.

Speaker 33 (02:55:44):
Oh oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 21 (02:55:46):
Wait what did you say?

Speaker 23 (02:55:48):
How long would I speak for?

Speaker 5 (02:55:49):
Armando? Did you eat?

Speaker 14 (02:55:50):
Said?

Speaker 5 (02:55:51):
That was left out all night? That's what I think
just happened.

Speaker 13 (02:55:53):
Get up, blank calls, don't pick up.

Speaker 5 (02:55:55):
I picked him up and said, Armando, on there, what's
going on? Melissa?

Speaker 6 (02:55:59):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (02:56:01):
Hi?

Speaker 34 (02:56:02):
What are your shannon on this one? I work at
a restaurant and there is no way to growth. You
guys wonder why you have stomach aches all the time.

Speaker 7 (02:56:10):
Well, that's the ibs. I'm gonna have a stomach ache
no matter what.

Speaker 5 (02:56:13):
You don't think I get that.

Speaker 8 (02:56:16):
Well, listen, you don't think that the restaurants to leave
that pizza sitting out all the time, like when they're
serving you, uh or no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (02:56:22):
No no no.

Speaker 9 (02:56:23):
That is such a health code violation.

Speaker 8 (02:56:25):
No I need chefs or restaurant people to call us
up and tell us stuff that we would never want
to eat that's been left out all day. How about
ketchup and mayonnaise and mustard? What do you think about
that that's on table?

Speaker 9 (02:56:37):
I was going to say, they leave it on the table.

Speaker 12 (02:56:39):
No, it's funny because I put all of those condiments
in the fridge, don't you.

Speaker 5 (02:56:44):
Yes, I do, But some people, some people don't.

Speaker 12 (02:56:47):
Put me chop and mustard, not ketchup and Mustard's open.

Speaker 7 (02:56:53):
Time you go to a restaurant, I know, but I'm
that ketchup has been out for weeks.

Speaker 9 (02:56:57):
No, yes, mustard too.

Speaker 7 (02:56:59):
Mustard doesn't go bahad?

Speaker 9 (02:57:00):
Then why at home do we put it in?

Speaker 10 (02:57:02):
I don't know, but it does weird me out. My
ketchup goes on the counter. I don't like cold ketchup
hurts my teeth.

Speaker 5 (02:57:07):
Christy, what's up?

Speaker 21 (02:57:10):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 5 (02:57:11):
Good morning? What's going on?

Speaker 26 (02:57:13):
And Team Shannon?

Speaker 43 (02:57:15):
But you guys leave it out on the counters. That
is like sociopath behavior.

Speaker 12 (02:57:22):
Come on, well, okay, so here I'll tell you why
there was these pizza boxes were humungo and they did
not fit in a refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (02:57:28):
Why did you not put them in like bags or
like a little like good ziploc bags or anything.

Speaker 9 (02:57:32):
Because I had had two glasses of wine, okay, but.

Speaker 26 (02:57:37):
I could never, never, never, never.

Speaker 8 (02:57:40):
Hold on a second misfit. Victor said that there was
a study that was done on UH on Channel four
about this what's going on? Victor?

Speaker 21 (02:57:48):
Hey, good morning guys. First of all, god Rai's pizza
is the freaking best.

Speaker 11 (02:57:54):
No.

Speaker 21 (02:57:55):
Channel four did this study where they took three different pizzas.
One was putting a refrigerator, the other one was like
left on counter for two hours then putting refrigerator, and
the other one was left on the counter for like
a day or two. Now, the one that was left
on the counter had the most UH probials on there.
Yeah whatever, it had like twenty six hundred as opposed

(02:58:15):
to like fifty. But as long as you're heating them
over like one hundred and sixty five degrees, you're fine.

Speaker 5 (02:58:22):
I mean, is that a microwave heating?

Speaker 21 (02:58:25):
Yeah, microwave heat or oven or whatever. I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:58:28):
Uh So if you put it in, if you warm
it up. Then it's okay.

Speaker 21 (02:58:31):
You're saying yeah, yeah, like you bring up raised pizza.
One time we stayed at in Manhattan, me and my friends,
and we had raised pizza for like two days. And
the way we heated it up was it comes in
a box with wax paper underneath it.

Speaker 5 (02:58:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:58:46):
We took the iron from my room and the iron
from the other room. We put the over the iron.

Speaker 9 (02:58:53):
Who's that iron.

Speaker 21 (02:58:56):
And then held the other iron over it.

Speaker 5 (02:59:00):
It's not it's not iron, it's iron.

Speaker 21 (02:59:05):
We we didn't have an iron.

Speaker 5 (02:59:06):
We just oh, get off my phone. You just go
get more races. Yeah, I'm telling you that like four.

Speaker 21 (02:59:15):
In the morning, and we just had see whatever. But
the worst thing with Race Pizza's opened twenty three hours
a day. They close at five to mop and clean up,
and then they reopen at like six or seven. The
craziest hour is ever. But the pizza it is good, phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (02:59:31):
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Speaker 18 (03:00:03):
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Speaker 2 (03:00:11):
In the Morning.

Speaker 8 (03:00:11):
All right, why are you not getting a call back
after you went on a date? We're going to find
out for Lauren here, Lauren, how did you guys meet?

Speaker 11 (03:00:20):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (03:00:20):
Uh?

Speaker 38 (03:00:20):
Yeah, we met on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (03:00:22):
Okay, and then went out on a date with each other.
Or do you guys? Were you guys talking for a while?

Speaker 45 (03:00:27):
Yeah, we talked for a while and then we just
went out to dinner.

Speaker 13 (03:00:31):
We met downtown.

Speaker 5 (03:00:32):
That's cool. You like the guy, you think he's cute,
and now he's not calling you back, and you want
to know what's going on? Does that happen a lot?

Speaker 8 (03:00:40):
I hear more and more from you know, friends and
stuff that you know are outdating that It's like, guys
aren't calling back after one date all the time.

Speaker 38 (03:00:50):
Yeah, I've been ghosted before.

Speaker 45 (03:00:53):
Uh, it sucks every time, but usually I honestly just
don't really care about guy because he kind of was
giving red flags.

Speaker 38 (03:01:02):
But with with CJ, I don't know, I felt really
good about it and.

Speaker 45 (03:01:08):
I actually really like him and I feel like there's
a potential for a future.

Speaker 38 (03:01:12):
So yeah, I wanted to.

Speaker 8 (03:01:14):
See, all Right, we're gonna find out what's going on.
CJ's on the phone with us right now. Hey, will
you say hello to Lauren?

Speaker 11 (03:01:22):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (03:01:24):
Hi, ce Day. You could hear us talking.

Speaker 8 (03:01:29):
Lauren obviously had fun with you enough to think that
you were going to call her back. Everything okay with you?

Speaker 53 (03:01:38):
Yeah, everything's everything's cool, Like you know, she's very pretty
and the date was very good.

Speaker 11 (03:01:48):
But so, uh, I found out she was a virgin
and wait until marriage, which you know, I do respect,
and I didn't tell her it was an issue to
her face, but it really is for me.

Speaker 5 (03:02:09):
Okay, why is Why is that an issue for you?

Speaker 32 (03:02:13):
I mean, I'm just I'm not like that, and uh,
you know I I frankly, I just I like to
be intimate with the people i'm with.

Speaker 8 (03:02:25):
So you found out that she is a virgin, and yeah,
what makes you think though that you guys couldn't have
a relationship and who knows what can happen. Did she did, Lauren?
Did you talk about not having sex or not or
waiting to have sex?

Speaker 38 (03:02:41):
Yeah, we talked about it.

Speaker 45 (03:02:42):
If you asked me a few questions about it, and
I answered them, I'm not like ashamed.

Speaker 38 (03:02:47):
It's my choice and that's what I choose.

Speaker 7 (03:02:49):
But like he seemed.

Speaker 38 (03:02:50):
Okay with it, and it's not that big.

Speaker 11 (03:02:53):
A deal really, I mean I heard, I didn't.

Speaker 54 (03:02:59):
Yeah, and I didn't to make it a big deal
while we were on the date, but yeah, I mean it.

Speaker 12 (03:03:07):
And it's a big deal to her that she doesn't
want to have sex until she gets married.

Speaker 21 (03:03:14):
Yeah, I look look to.

Speaker 11 (03:03:17):
You know, give you like a phrase like I want.

Speaker 5 (03:03:19):
To test drive before I buy. Jeez, that's probably not
the phrase that you should have come up with.

Speaker 45 (03:03:26):
Oh my gosh, that that's a terrible phrase. Like I'm
not something that you buy. I'm a person And I
was hoping to like kind of have a relationship with you.
I mean, we could see where it goes. We wouldn't
be having sex really early on anyway, so.

Speaker 9 (03:03:42):
Like maybe he would, maybe he would.

Speaker 5 (03:03:46):
I didn't get that.

Speaker 7 (03:03:47):
Vibe from Stieg. Yeah what, but you got to know,
I thought.

Speaker 38 (03:03:51):
You wanted to kind of see where things went.

Speaker 45 (03:03:53):
I thought you cared about personality and all the other
things that build.

Speaker 38 (03:03:57):
A foundation of a relationship. You seem like a stand
up I think that.

Speaker 6 (03:04:01):
You want to.

Speaker 11 (03:04:01):
I am a stand up guy. I just think it's
important to explore physically and see if you vibe early
on and if not.

Speaker 45 (03:04:11):
You know ways CEEJ Like we already vibe in other ways,
like I promise you even just like you, you know,
having your hand on my back, like walking me out
like that was it feels great to me.

Speaker 12 (03:04:24):
I don't think you're gonna change his mind, Lauren, And
I think you need to know. This is like, this
is a this is a big thing. It is a
big difference, and that is okay.

Speaker 50 (03:04:34):
I I am always Why am I always put aside
because of this one thing about my life?

Speaker 18 (03:04:39):
Like?

Speaker 38 (03:04:39):
Why can't I.

Speaker 7 (03:04:40):
Just for who I am?

Speaker 32 (03:04:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:04:43):
This happens all the time, are you.

Speaker 45 (03:04:46):
Usually it's with guys that I would expect, And I
just feel like this is the one chance that I
have to actually have a nice relationship.

Speaker 44 (03:04:52):
So I don't know why this one too is gonna just.

Speaker 8 (03:04:55):
Fall like I'm sorry. Listen, Lauren, Lauren, I get to
you something You're you. I don't know you, but you
are somebody that is a human. You're worth more than
having this be something that you are, you know, having
to worry about.

Speaker 5 (03:05:11):
But I get it.

Speaker 8 (03:05:12):
I get if this is something that always comes up
when you ever you talk about being a virgin and
wanted to and I think it's to say.

Speaker 12 (03:05:18):
Yourself commendable by the way, and you will. You will
eventually find the person that has that same mindset and
that that that is of value to them and that
is important to them. And it's just it's obviously not him.

Speaker 5 (03:05:32):
Hey, Caitlin wants to make a comment. What's up, Kaitlin.

Speaker 42 (03:05:36):
I think neither of them are wrong. They're both entitled
to how they feel. If she wants to do that,
great for her. If he wants, because I feel like
a relationship is fifty to fifty. Part of it's emotional
and part of.

Speaker 37 (03:05:47):
It is physical.

Speaker 7 (03:05:48):
Yeah, so if he's.

Speaker 42 (03:05:50):
Not wrong either, but she is entitled how she feels too.

Speaker 8 (03:05:55):
Do you think that because a lot of people are
texting the same thing, he just wants wanted to have
Saxon wanted to hook up.

Speaker 7 (03:06:01):
No, I don't think that's fairy either.

Speaker 18 (03:06:02):
Very well have wanted that, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (03:06:04):
Think that's there.

Speaker 10 (03:06:05):
But if somebody tells you I'm saving myself till marriage,
that doesn't mean oh, I just wanted to hook up.
It could have been I wanted to hook up with
these three months from now, but that's not going to
be an option. Like you set a premise when you
say I'm waiting till marriage of a standard, which is fine,
and that is your choice to do, but it will
eliminate some perspective daters. What I didn't like is quite frankly,

(03:06:28):
I think she's the one being mean towards him, saying
I thought you were a stand up guy. You can
be a stand up guy and have sex with people
before you're married because it doesn't fit your standards. Doesn't
mean that he's not a stand up guy. And I
also think that it's fine for him to say I'm
over it. I don't want to pursue this with you.

Speaker 5 (03:06:47):
Yeah, Mike, you there.

Speaker 49 (03:06:50):
Yeah, Hey, how you doing today?

Speaker 5 (03:06:51):
Hey, what's going on? Buddy?

Speaker 30 (03:06:54):
I was just letting letting you guys know that I
condemn what she's doing.

Speaker 21 (03:06:58):
I think it's great, a reborn version of myself.

Speaker 5 (03:07:01):
So to say I condemn what she's doing or commend
to it? What did he say?

Speaker 9 (03:07:05):
I think he meant comment.

Speaker 5 (03:07:07):
Okay, I condemn what?

Speaker 21 (03:07:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 30 (03:07:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna reborn regiment myself. So it's the other
day strong, She's gonna find an amazing guy.

Speaker 5 (03:07:17):
What made you decide to become a born again virgin there, Mike?

Speaker 30 (03:07:23):
Honestly just growing up and honestly realizing that I want
to be with one woman's the rest of my life,
and I just want to wait for her.

Speaker 5 (03:07:31):
Okay, all right, So no itchies and scratches.

Speaker 28 (03:07:35):
No, no, none of that.

Speaker 5 (03:07:37):
All right.

Speaker 8 (03:07:37):
We're happy that a lot of people texting saying that
they are supporting CJ for coming right out and saying
this is what I want.

Speaker 5 (03:07:46):
Uh, Toya, are you supporting CJ?

Speaker 8 (03:07:49):
Or do you think that Lauren has every right to
be upset?

Speaker 23 (03:07:54):
I think Lauren has a right to be upset.

Speaker 6 (03:07:56):
However, I don't think J is wrong.

Speaker 47 (03:07:59):
But this is my thing. Why can't we be grown
adopts c J? If that's how you feel, tell her, like,
why are you ghost at her?

Speaker 23 (03:08:07):
Like we're not sixteen?

Speaker 11 (03:08:08):
At high school, we adopts, do.

Speaker 47 (03:08:10):
You think to be like, Hey, I enjoyed the day,
but this is where I stand and let that be that.

Speaker 23 (03:08:15):
And Lauren, girl, do not get worked up over nobody
who don't want to be with you.

Speaker 6 (03:08:19):
Girl. He don't deserve that pea anyway after this point.

Speaker 12 (03:08:22):
Especially something that is so very foundationally important to you
and who you are and the kind of relationship that
you want to have.

Speaker 10 (03:08:30):
I kind of understand the ghosting though, because I'm guessing
a lot of this is rooted in religion, and it's
very hard to say I don't agree with your religion
to people.

Speaker 5 (03:08:39):
Wait, Lauren, is it religion or is it just you
don't want to have sex?

Speaker 56 (03:08:43):
Well, I you know, I grew up Christian. But it's honestly,
it's mostly about just wanting that commitment and wanting to
know that the person that I give myself to and
give my life to is someone that I really love.

Speaker 45 (03:08:55):
Because if we really love each other, then that physical part.

Speaker 38 (03:08:58):
Is just gonna come.

Speaker 45 (03:09:00):
Like it's about learning each other. It's about learning with
each other, and like, I'm up to do that with
whoever I love that is the person that I will
I want to learn.

Speaker 38 (03:09:10):
How to satisfy you.

Speaker 45 (03:09:11):
I want to learn how to do what you like
and have you do the same for me. So I
feel like a very sex positive person. But it's like,
I just want that commitment where we're going to be
in this together and we're going to go through it
together and learn together.

Speaker 38 (03:09:26):
So it's like it's kind of but it's also kind
of just about.

Speaker 7 (03:09:30):
Having that commitment.

Speaker 5 (03:09:33):
Lauren stays strong. CJ.

Speaker 8 (03:09:35):
Thanks for at least taking our call and giving her
your honest answers. And there's going to be more opportunity
for both of you guys to find somebody that is
exactly what you're looking for.

Speaker 38 (03:09:45):
Okay, Yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (03:09:48):
Yeah, you're right, all right, Tyler, what's up?

Speaker 52 (03:09:50):
I went to a private Catholic school and we had
girls at just the other end.

Speaker 21 (03:09:56):
They were fine us that they kept their commitment.

Speaker 12 (03:09:58):
Really, that's I'm wait, why did you say just the
other end?

Speaker 21 (03:10:05):
There's a couple other holes that.

Speaker 5 (03:10:08):
Tyler.

Speaker 8 (03:10:09):
You went to Catholic school. You are not the pride
of that Catholic school. Right now, for calling that comment
into this radio show, I want you right now to
go to confession.

Speaker 5 (03:10:19):
This is Holy week, my friend, I.

Speaker 10 (03:10:20):
Know somebody who lost their virginity and a confessional really
true story.

Speaker 7 (03:10:24):
Catholic guys going Toledo.

Speaker 5 (03:10:26):
Tyler, Tyler, you better go to confession before this weekend.

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Speaker 18 (03:10:33):
Date update, and more than roses.

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