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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mojo.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You don't think one.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Let me take you back to the beginnings.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Alrighty, ready you're listening to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You're a doo doo ahead Mojo in the morning. So
I went to Walmart to pick up a few things
I had, like a list of stuff I had to get.
So I was hanging out at the Walmart on Pontiac
Trail nice to be specific, which is actually a nice Walmart.

(00:39):
It always has, uh, whatever I need. I feel like
Walmart gets underrated with stuff everybody likes to do the
whole I'm a Target person, and actually there's two reasons
why I didn't go to Target yesterday. Number One, I
was close to the Walmart and I had already passed
the Target. Number Two, I was wearing khakis and a
red and Chelsea. Every time I wear that, Chelsea goes

(01:03):
you look like you're working at Target, and I'm like,
I can't walk into Target looking like this. They will
think I got a side hustle going. So I'm at
Walmart and I encountered something that I have never tried.
But I want to know if there are any of
our listeners or you guys that have ever tried it.
Have you, guys, ever gone to whatever your favorite store is,
this is Walmart and done your own version of Walmart's layaway.

(01:28):
Have you ever found an item that you wanted but
didn't want to buy it at the time, so you
grabbed it off of the shelf, knowing that it might
not be there if you come back, took it to
a completely different area of the store and hit it
behind things like the camping equipment, the tents, the weights,

(01:50):
the weights. You know, you go to that area of
the Walmart and you hit it there because one day
you were going to say, you know what, if I
come back, it's here. If I'm you know, come back
it's not there, then at least I gave it a good,
you know try.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I've done this before you. I don't know if I left,
because y'all know I'm terrible with my wallet. I don't
know if it was a situation where I left it
at home, or maybe I just didn't have enough money
that time or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
But I remember.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Josiah wanted a specific sonic toy and we were going
through Target, we were looking at the games we were
in that all, and I saw this sonic toy, and
for whatever reason, I couldn't get it at that time,
but I took that sonic toy and put it behind
the weights, took it to the weight sexual, put.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
About like a big guys medicine ball, and check me back.
Like a couple of days later, it.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Was still there.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now I have gone into stores where I found an
item I'm like, and I leave it because I go, Okay,
this is their layoway for it.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
See.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I don't necessarily do it at like a Target or Walmart,
but I have definitely done this before with clothing stores
at the mall where I can't decide, I'm like, do
I want this or do I not? Let me just
go check one more store. So what I'll do is
take the item, like if it's a T shirt and
move it like usually the sales section is just a
mish and so if you put it in there, you
know it's safe. And if I decide like, oh no,

(03:04):
I actually want that one, you know then you can
go back to the store and get it.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Can I also tell you what I do for a
guy that sometimes has trouble finding my size. If there's
a double X and you know how the hangars have
the actually I will switch it with the yeah, so
I'll take the medium and the double X. And then
the guy that gets the double X hanger and goes, ah,

(03:28):
it's a medium. He never goes and looks.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
For the I literally was at Target two days ago
and looked at like some jogging pans they had, and
it was like an extra large, but it was like
on a medium, like anger or something like that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It was I'll see what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Which one were you looking for? You're not looking for him,
no extra large, but I was looking through. I looked
through all of them notes up because it happens in
that situation where maybe the hangers are misplayed.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Four Joe Live eight four four six six five six
five four eight. What's up, Jamie? How you doing? Hello,
good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
I wanted to say, so, my daughter, anytime we go
in the store, she wants every single thing she comes across,
so I tell her to hide it and then we'll
come back later and buy it. So she just goes
around hiding random things and random places in the store.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Does she always remember? Does she ever forget?

Speaker 7 (04:18):
She she will tell me like the next morning, like, oh,
so we go on to Target to.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
Get whatever, like whatever was her favorite toy or whatever
her favorite item was that she hid.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
She'd be like, oh, can we go get get and
I'm like, oh yeah, later we just we never go.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But yeah, people at the stores get mad at this,
like it really gotta be Are you upset because eventually
it's gonna get bought. I don't know. I want to know,
call us hey for fur Mojo Live.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
You know what's so frustrating about it is, And I'll
use Target as the example because I frequent Target so often.
Is if I look in the app and see like, Okay,
there's this lego set I want to buy for Lucy
and it says they have two in stock, or they
have one left in stock.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, you go.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
To the aisle and I'm like, where in the actual
it says there's one left in stock and it's that
I'm like, someone probably took it, and I'm guilty of
doing it. So I'm being a hypocrite here. But I'm like,
they say it's here, but it's definitely not here.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
What's up? Nick?

Speaker 10 (05:13):
First time? Long time?

Speaker 11 (05:19):
No, Joe, do you sound way different on the phone.

Speaker 10 (05:20):
I'm just going to say that right there?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh really? Do I sound more sultrier than I normally sound.
I want to know where else your voice just on
the radio.

Speaker 10 (05:34):
I used to work at Home Depot and uh, after
Christmas time, all the things would go on sale, so
we would hide them and wait until they went on
a full discount because the would drop a bunch of times.

Speaker 12 (05:46):
As a worker, you would hide them.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (05:48):
I don't work there anymore, so I'm good I could
see where they would do that. You know that you
got a full day's work. You don't want somebody coming
in there and buying it, you know, put it in
a bucket or in a toilet.

Speaker 10 (06:01):
Yeah, no, for sure, we put them in the rafters
nick rafters.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
In any time that you were at Home Depot working,
did you ever see anybody use one of the toilets
the demonstration toilets?

Speaker 10 (06:13):
Uh No, but a lot of people would return them
after they were used.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You can see the ring around the tub there. What's up? Dosha?

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
First time?

Speaker 14 (06:27):
Long time? Thanks. So whenever I go to Walmart, especially
with my kids, and they want something, and I always
make a deal with them, you know, I'll buy it
for you later, I find the ugliest suitcase and hide
it in there's genius. Yeah, and nobody want, nobody wants it.

(06:49):
So yeah, we go a few days later and then
and then we have our item. She would shout out
to my husband, Munch.

Speaker 15 (06:59):
Or someone lies a suitcase and gets a surprise they
all that stuff inside.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
You get caught by the way, Hey Dosha, and do
this for me. Because Shannon was talking about, you know,
the target by her house. Don't sleep on Walmart. I'm
not gonna lie to yet. I've never been like a
big Walmart guy. All right, I'm you know the people
of Walmart. I did not want to be on that
website at all.

Speaker 14 (07:21):
Do you know I shot with Walmart all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's gotten better. I swear to you, it's gotten better.
And I couldn't believe. I'm like, I walked around Walmart.
So I'm on the phone with Chelsea and Chelsea's there
and we're going and I'm like, Chelsea, I can't believe it.
They got this, they got this, And she goes, it's
a Walmart, like every like the world shops at Walmart.
And I go, I know, but I haven't been to
a Walmart, you know, in like forever. But like it's

(07:46):
gotten so much better. Thank you for the calls. One
you would like to live in a Walmart.

Speaker 12 (07:52):
No, I wish that they were still open twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It's the one by my house not open twenty four hours,
or those just people stuff closing at TN the parking
lots packed though in the morning it's a It was.

Speaker 15 (08:05):
Like my favorite thing to do in high school. We
would go there at like midnight, hang out around.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Are myers still open twenty four I don't.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Think is allowed to cut off top?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh god, even a grocery stores. Hold on a second. Here,
she's got this name spelled C L E V E.
And then it's in parentheses. It says like Steve, but
with a C cleve. Right, try it.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Like Steve but with a C cleve.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's what I said, Steve Sleeve. Let's go, what's your name?

Speaker 16 (08:42):
My name's Cleve, just like Steve.

Speaker 17 (08:44):
With a KL.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay, okay, are you your first time?

Speaker 18 (08:48):
Gotta be yeah, first time?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
What's going on? What I like to do?

Speaker 16 (08:55):
If I if I like going to the store and
I see something I want and I'm like, man, I
don't have enough cash to buy that, what I'll do
is I'll walk over to one of the bottom shelves
and I'll lift it up and tuck it u underneath
there and set the shelf back down.

Speaker 19 (09:06):
It's like a little cubby underneath.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
There's so smart. People have like the greatest things. What's up,
Amanda High sounds like, guy, what's going on?

Speaker 20 (09:19):
So what you do is you take whatever item it
is that you don't want anyone to find, and you
go over to the bedding aisle where all the big
giant bedding sets and pillows are and hide it in
the very back and literally no one.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Will ever find.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's a really good It works every time.

Speaker 21 (09:37):
It's never failed me.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's great. And Dosias is still great inside the ugliest
piece of luggage. What's going on, Melanie?

Speaker 21 (09:46):
Oh my goodness, Apparently I am messing up people's layaway plans.
So I'm that crazy person that goes into the clothing
stores and rearranges the racks so that the things are
where they're.

Speaker 22 (09:58):
Supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Keep do you really you're doing at work at the story?
You just do it on your own.

Speaker 21 (10:06):
My kids think I'm nuts, Yeah, but I do.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's you know what it is. You're a mom.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
You like order, Yeah, they.

Speaker 21 (10:13):
Like order exactly. It's just it should be here. And
I thought it was you know, I was doing them
a favor, but apparently I'm really messing with people's screwing
it up.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
By the way, Christmas, I was just thinking about this Melanie,
the person that goes and buys a piece of luggage
and then gets arrested for shop lifting this stuff. That's like,
can you imagine you are in the mall security office.
I swear to you, I didnot know it was an

(10:42):
Indian lady named.

Speaker 23 (10:47):
Christmas is coming because I see a lot of hoes
at the mall.

Speaker 24 (10:50):
Mall.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 12 (10:53):
It's time for more Mojo.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Mojo in the Morning, the Mojo in the Morning Show
with myself, Mojo, Shannon cav and uh Lydia, Bianca, Zach
and of course the best listeners in the world, Shannon.
We've been teasing this for a while now. Somebody is

(11:15):
eating the crotch of Shannon's underwear.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Okay, Okay, so this is a thing. And I don't
know if I've talked about it here or not. But
my dog bo He's a two year old Calva Poushan. Okay,
these dog names or these dog types are getting crazy. Yes,
I know he has a thing. As I think a
lot of dogs do with underwear, specifically dirty underwear. He
will seek it out in my house. He'll get into

(11:39):
the hamper, he'll get into the washing machine. Like he
loves underwear, especially if it's dirty. I know this. I've
had to buy so much new underwear it's whatever fair amount.
Last night it hit a new level where I went
to put on as I was writing my topics for

(12:00):
the show today, I went to put on my pajamas,
my skims pajamas, not cheap, my favorite favorite pajamas. I
put on the shirt, the lung sleeve shirt, no problem.
I go to put on their shorts, and I'm like,
something feels wrong. I look down. This dog had actually
eaten out the crotch of my skims pajamas. I will

(12:23):
take a picture. I think I threw the bottoms way.
But I can fish them out so I can show you,
not of them on me. But I like out gone
babric is gone, like you'd buy them from Lover's lane.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Wow, what is the what in just that area?

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Just that area?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yep? He likes what he likes, yep, like ripped.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Them right out.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Doesn't it piss you off when your animals will do
something in ruin something that is like yours, but it
doesn't do it to your significant others. Oh does we
gaze crotch eight too?

Speaker 6 (12:59):
No, nope.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
But my dogs like to crap on my stuff. Yeah,
like yes. Chelsea was telling me that my that the
dogs have been in the closet and they've been only
peeing or crapping on my side of the closet and
that bothers me. They know you hate them. So she's like, hey,

(13:21):
you got to move you know, your stuff because you
got and I'm like, let's put your stuff over there.
She's like no, because now they know their senses over there.
But you're doing but to have them, you know, eat
this stuff is wild. And somebody told me, and you
have to tell me if this is true. Somebody told
me only male dogs will eat women's clothing.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
It's funny because Charlie, my almost sixteen year old toy poodle,
has never done this. Yeah, but bo I mean from
the time he was a puppy, he loved underwear and
but this now is like it's now he's like actually ripping,
like eating it.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't want to, you know, assume anybody's gender, but
what does your dog identify as bo What is it?
That's okay? I wonder saying, I'm pretty sure I one
time called somebody's dog. You ever do this with you?
Like a one time called somebody's dog? I go, oh,
she is so pretty. It's a boy Like, I'm really angry.
And I've done that with babies before too, you know

(14:17):
what I mean? Can't tail Sometimes?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
I thought you were going to go elsewhere with that,
but you were going to say the dog identified.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I was like, would that be? That would be your dog?

Speaker 20 (14:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
What's up, Nikki? How you doing? Are you good? Do
you have a similar problem with what Shannon's having right
now at home?

Speaker 20 (14:37):
Yes?

Speaker 25 (14:37):
I think it's great.

Speaker 26 (14:38):
First time.

Speaker 25 (14:39):
I just want to say first time, long time.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Listen, although since it is about a dog.

Speaker 19 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Okay.

Speaker 25 (14:51):
So it's like Shannon, then doodle and I have a household,
so I have three kids.

Speaker 27 (14:57):
He only eats the crotch out of my songs, like.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
On my underwear though, And is it usually you're used underwear?

Speaker 28 (15:08):
Yeah, like he digs them out of the dirty clothes.

Speaker 25 (15:11):
And then it's like Shannon said.

Speaker 14 (15:12):
So then I'll go to put him on.

Speaker 19 (15:14):
It's like I have something from like Lover's Lane.

Speaker 11 (15:16):
But and then you notice it because then he'll get.

Speaker 25 (15:20):
Yeah, no exactly.

Speaker 27 (15:21):
So like when you go to like Victoria's Secret, like
American Eagle and you get like the six for thirty five.

Speaker 25 (15:26):
I've been the last couple of years.

Speaker 29 (15:28):
I can't even tell you how me I've left through
And it's just my underwear, my songs and my practice.

Speaker 18 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
If it's the pheromones from you guys, what if you
had your toys out, would your dog do something to
your toys?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (15:44):
I hide those.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, And where do you Ellie? What's up? Ellie? It's
Mojo in the morning. Hi, Hello, what's going on? Ellie?

Speaker 18 (15:57):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (15:58):
The first time long.

Speaker 31 (16:04):
I just wanted to say, I have two female.

Speaker 30 (16:07):
Dogs and I have to hide my underwear from them.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Female dogs is interesting.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Maybe they're lesbian dogs, you think, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (16:17):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 32 (16:18):
And then whenever I catch them, they try to lay
on it to act like like they're hiding it.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah. And they don't do this to any of the
other people in the house. No, no, Yeah, there's something
about their connection that they have with you different. It
really is interesting. It's it's interesting that they do that
to you, and then I get crapped on you know
what I mean? What's up the high?

Speaker 8 (16:44):
Hi?

Speaker 32 (16:45):
First time?

Speaker 33 (16:45):
Long time?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So Channon talking about her crotch to get people to
call we appreciate you.

Speaker 34 (16:53):
Yes, my my female dog when she was younger, she
used to do this all the time. I had to
throw out so many of my underwear because only the
cross part would be crazy.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
It is. Man, what would you do if you found
out that it wasn't your female dog, but it was
actually your man that was doing this and blaming.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
The dog apart my underwear?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, what would you do if that was your case?

Speaker 34 (17:19):
I would come front him. I'd be like, why are.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
You doing that? It's weird?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, why are you? Why are you messing with my
uh my underwear?

Speaker 35 (17:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
What's going on? Barb? Barber works at a veterinary hospital.
Is that right, Barb?

Speaker 25 (17:33):
Yes, I worked at the veterinary hospital and uh dog
came in for construction.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
So we did the surgery, pulled out.

Speaker 36 (17:40):
Obsject, which was you know, a pair of underwear.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
So we showed it to the couple.

Speaker 36 (17:46):
The wife looks and goes, that's not mine right.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Now, stop it right now.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's awesome. That dog knew what he was doing. And
and wait, what did we find out? Did we find
out that this guy was cheating?

Speaker 25 (18:00):
Apparently yes, because uh, next time she came in it
was a different last name.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
That is a great story. Man, Oh man, Amanda, what's up? Amanda?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (18:17):
Hi?

Speaker 26 (18:17):
So we have one boy dog and two girl dogs
and it's only the boy dog that does this. But
he was eating all the crosses out of my underwear.
So I'm like, you know what, I told my husband,
I'm not buying anymore. This is ridiculous, Like I'm going
through them like candy.

Speaker 31 (18:32):
So then I just said, I'm just gonna, you know,
go commando.

Speaker 37 (18:34):
We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 38 (18:36):
The dog is eating the crosses out.

Speaker 39 (18:38):
Of all of my pants now jeans.

Speaker 26 (18:42):
He is in love.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
I think, were you honestly happy that I did this
topic to know that it's bo is not the only
horny dog you know?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
So one, can I tell you something else?

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Know how to get to lift the.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Hide your expensive stuff though, like you like if you
have a nice pair of jeans or something like that.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Oh yeah, you were saying my underwear now, no joke.
I only wear my Amazon underwear because I go through
it so fast.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Keep wearing the underwear though, because if you don't, he'll
be he'll be all over.

Speaker 40 (19:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, all right, it's Mojo in the morning show and
Mark wants to make a comment. What's up, Mark? How
you doing?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Hey, Mojo?

Speaker 40 (19:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Nothing much, buddy? What do you want to say? You
want to say something, Shannon?

Speaker 18 (19:31):
Yeah, So as Wes and your dog in.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Cahoots, what do you think? What do you think is
going on there?

Speaker 35 (19:39):
I think I think Wess got the dog eating up
the clothes so you don't have to take him off.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
That's interesting that that is a good one. Hold on, Dwight,
what's up, Dwight?

Speaker 38 (19:54):
D road.

Speaker 41 (19:58):
Car?

Speaker 11 (19:58):
How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's been a minute, buddy. What's up?

Speaker 42 (20:03):
Well?

Speaker 18 (20:03):
I just called in a comment on the dog eating
underwear situation.

Speaker 43 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (20:08):
We had a dog allow that used to eat my
daughter's underweater crops out of hurt and thewear all the time.
And one day out of at work and my wife
calls me like what she was like, diesel ate her
underwear and he couldn't put it out, so she had
to go and pull it the rest of the way out.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Honestly, I want a visual of that, like I would
love it, Like it's kind of like a magic trip,
you know, like, why's me pull a rabbit out of
my hat? Oh my god, that's crazy?

Speaker 8 (20:45):
Do I even small ones give us satisfaction?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Another way?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Christmas trees are better than me.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 12 (20:55):
It's taint for my mojo.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
To Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. I got a
a couple of things I wanted to talk about before
I get into what's next on the show. I want
to mention breaking and Entering Christmas. Wish you can see
him live in the morning, and then of course the
nice videos that are put together right afterwards that Tristan
does for us. Tristan and Bianca do a nice job

(21:19):
getting out there with our promo team. Why is it
that the Mojo in the Morning, Breaking and Entering Christmas sleigh?
I parked next to it today. I parked in the
parking lot next to it. Why is there? Which, by
the way, thank you to zot. We love those guys.
Our buddy Steve Gabbara, Santa Steve.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Why where I haven't seen it yet? Where is it?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
It's parked it's parked in the lot across.

Speaker 17 (21:42):
I just.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's parked in the lot next to the dumpsteras and
the normal. Oh so I parked next to it today
and it's got magnets on it. What happened? I thought
we were wrapping the thing like we do every single year,
Like we wrap that thing.

Speaker 44 (21:57):
Yeah, we were supposed to get it wrapped, had everything
set in stone, and then we decided that we are
going to wrap other vehicles that need it more.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, then wrap one of those vehicles and have it
say breaking and entering Christmas wish and then guess what,
we don't have to wrap another vehicle every single year.

Speaker 45 (22:11):
Do something that's more cost effective, and we put those
like Christmas lights on it. You know those cars that
come around with the Christmas lights all over.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Okay, wait, that's a great idea. Those are so fun.

Speaker 12 (22:20):
I heard that's not legal.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, all the time.

Speaker 46 (22:26):
We are delivering to sick children. Yeah, showing up with light.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
And that's right, by the way, you cannot have red
and blue lights on your car.

Speaker 45 (22:35):
It will do green, or we'll do orange, We'll do purple,
pink whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Orange is not really Christmas y, but green man purple.

Speaker 46 (22:41):
Our studio colors is purple. That's perfect. Well it put
a little bow on top, that'd be perfect.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
But can we go back to something real quick. I'm
complaining and I want to finish my complaint here. I
told you that that sweeper, said Mojo is going to
give you his opinion. My opinion is we got magnets
on this thing this year. It looks like honestly, it
looks like a half assed car. It looks like the
century twenty one guy that lives down the street from
my house. It's got like the half assed men.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
My neighbor really does put that on.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
His neighbor's got the little magnet on it. I'm like, listen, buddy,
I'm not selling or letting you sell my house. You
can't even get a mag or a car wrapped. You
got a magnet on the side of your car.

Speaker 45 (23:17):
Well, I'm telling you the car is not gonna get
wrapped this year. So the next best thing is some
purple lights on it.

Speaker 46 (23:22):
I promise you.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
It does it matter. It's about what yeah, it right,
It is the vehicle that is delivering the joy.

Speaker 44 (23:31):
Don't even get me started. Really, truly, if I say
something that it just wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Let me say, let me say that. I can say,
oh huh, it's not It's not about the size of
the ship. It's the motion of the ocean.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
I disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't know what that I want to sell. I
don't enough to someone's house.

Speaker 44 (23:50):
Like having a fun car all decorated does make a difference.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
It does well. It looks good in the video.

Speaker 44 (23:55):
Small for all like it's just fun.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It looks good in a video in the video viral moments.
You know now, and Steve gave us this really nice vehicle,
and it would be nice if zod Ford had a
nice little wrap on the things.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
I've got the answer we need it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Here's the deal. Sometimes I think you protect me from
things too much, Lydia. You Sometimes I.

Speaker 44 (24:17):
Didn't say it, I know about anything.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
She didn't tell me anything. And and then I got
to see it in the parking lot. And what has
to happen is you got to let me know when
when somebody changes plans on this, so that I can
get old mojo out of me. I can get all
crazy and complaining and on your plate. Called Bob Pittman
and say Bob, they're they're doing they're messing with us.

Speaker 44 (24:38):
My job in Tony's job is to protect you and
to make sure you're not always overwhelmed with things that
you don't have to worry about.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
I want to see him throw a stapler.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
The problem is I can't do it in this studio
because we got glass. The problem with me getting overwhelmed
with it is I get overwhelmed at four am when
I pull in the parking lot and I see the
magnet of the car. I saw that, walk over to
the thing and I do this when.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
I didn't even notice it was there.

Speaker 45 (25:03):
No, the breaking and entering one is already peeling off
the car. It looks really bad.

Speaker 44 (25:07):
Can I say what grinds my gears is when people
in the building ask me why we even need it.
And that's what drove me nuts.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
As guess what Mojo wants it. That's right, That's why
I want it. Actually, and we're helping the community out.

Speaker 15 (25:19):
We're doing exac're doing great things. I saw the Jays
Junior setup on Crystal Story. They got a lot going
on Private Jons out here. We wanted a little car rep.

Speaker 44 (25:29):
Don't get me gone, guys, I think that's great what
they're doing.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I thought you're trying to protect me now my wheel pressure.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Yeah, I get out.

Speaker 44 (25:35):
It is great that they're doing that. However, I think
about our show and I think about the stuff that
we require, and it's not that much. We're not asking for.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
A lot, and we don't we don't even pay for
the vehicle. Steve gives it to us at dot. All
we got to do is get a wrap. Any people,
by the way, that is there anybody listening that wraps cars?
If you wrap cars, I will give you a free
mention on the radio.

Speaker 45 (25:54):
I'm pretty sure has has like a detail shop. Don't
they do car reps solicit please?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I will. I will go on the air and I
will personally be you. I will make you the official
wrap of the Mojo in the morning breaking and Entering
Christmas with I will, can you and I my wife
I know I say my wife would not bet.

Speaker 44 (26:11):
I was talking about the donor.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
But let me explain real quick what what we need.
If you do it, if you wrap our breaking and
Entering Christmas sleigh for us, and if you can do
it fast, we can also through breaking and Entering, which
is a five oh one C three, give you whatever
the price of that is. As like a donation. I
think I think I can ask our tax guys if
we can write that off or let you write that off?

(26:33):
All right, So Mojo's wish dot org send your letters
to us. I took care of business. I took care
of the stuff. It took me till I can I
be honest with you. It's been simmering with me since
this morning when I got in here at five thirty.
Like I saw, I parked next to the thing. I
walked by the thing five times. I'm like, what, like

(26:54):
in years past, we've always had nice, a nice wrapped car.
I wondered, what because I saw you pull in there
and then you didn't come in here for Steve Gabara,
I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
send it to the client. I'm gonna say, Steve, how
do you like this?

Speaker 44 (27:07):
But if I told you the promo girls yesterday, I
had to put them on because they were still left
in a bucket that they came in.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Are you serious? But that's why they screwed up?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
And so I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
All right, let me get to the next topic. Let
me get let me get to Shannon and Uh. I
think we stay here. I mean, this is what the
people want.

Speaker 47 (27:27):
Really.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh, when you get mad, it's kind of funny. All right? Then,
well did we tease on the Instagram channels topic? You
can do it tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (27:34):
What else are you mad about? Mojo?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, the only thing. And I have not had a
mad moment in a while because I've been really good.
This has been a great year for the show. It's
been a great year for me personally, with you know,
everything that happened in October. But we're ending the year
on a bad note. And we're ending the year right now,
stomp your feet where Remember when Norm was the agent?
I would have to say Norm, I would call Norma

(27:57):
up and Norman go, I'll call Nick. Now you do that,
and then he'll go, nobody calls my children. Yeah, And
then Nick would go, why didn't you just come down
to me in the office? And I go, Nick, because
you don't want an angry me coming into your office.
I uh, you'd rather deal with Norm with Norman on this.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
So who's uh, who's the blame, who's the decision maker?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (28:25):
Now we're stirring the p a little too much.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I just here's my thing. No, I'm not fake mad,
I'm mad mad. I want it. I wanted it. I
wanted it to be a like it because didn't we
wrap it last year?

Speaker 46 (28:40):
We did every year before we've had it wrapped.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It pisses me off.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Why did you pick up your phone? Who are you calling?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'm calling up the client, calling up Stevie g I'm
gonna say to Steve, he's gotta know a guy gonna.
He's a Caldan. He knows everybody does.

Speaker 42 (28:59):
If you record your name and reason for calling, I'll
see if this person is available.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I got it. Steve's screening his calls. Now, Hey, Steve Gabara,
it's Mojo calling up to say what's going on? Will
you please answer my call? He's got it like an
AI screener. Did you notice that?

Speaker 6 (29:18):
I've never seen that or heard that before.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I don't know. This is crazy.

Speaker 15 (29:21):
Wait, maybe he has that thing on his iPhone where
it blocks unknown numbers.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Please stay on the line. Steve's got is on this
guy's high tech. Now, this is crazy. Does he do
that when you call Kevin? Or does he go right? Steve?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Why is that thing that answered your call?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Steve? You have a you have a secretary now that
answers your calls. Did you know that?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (29:50):
No, I didn't. What is what is the person's name?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I don't know, but she sounded very friendly. Uh hey,
real quick, see Steve, thank you by the way for
the breaking and entering Christmas wish explorer that we're using
our sleigh that we're using to deliver. Yes, wouldn't it
be perfect if it was wrapped and not with magnets?

Speaker 48 (30:14):
So now you drag me into a political storm of opinions.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
But yes, so yes, it.

Speaker 48 (30:20):
Would be amazing if it was wrapped instead of magnets.
But you know, we got to talk with the iHeart Promotions.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Team on here's the deal. You got to be the
guy to complain your opinion goes way further than mine
because you are a paid advertiser. Can you please make
a phone call today for me and just say, hey,
why can't we not wrap this thing? And then let's
find some guy that can wrap it and let's wrap it.
Let's get it done.

Speaker 11 (30:49):
That's fair.

Speaker 48 (30:49):
I will not air the dirty laundry on the air, ironically,
but I just want to say that, regardless of my
opinion on the wrapping, I love iHeart I love breaking
an inner.

Speaker 19 (31:00):
Okay, so let me get that out of the way now,
I'll call.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Colleen, said, and then and then the second thing that
I have to tell you is did you know that
you gave Kevin an f one fifty without a car
starter on it?

Speaker 48 (31:14):
So here's the thing that's absolutely incorrect.

Speaker 11 (31:17):
What happened was, or what had happened was Kevin.

Speaker 48 (31:21):
Was not properly educated on how to use the car starter,
and he waited.

Speaker 11 (31:24):
Months to bring it up. Like if you had said
to me on the second day, hey see, where's my
car starter and said.

Speaker 19 (31:28):
Hey, Kevin, let's not.

Speaker 11 (31:29):
We work it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
So it does have a car starter on it.

Speaker 11 (31:32):
Okay, I absolutely have a car start.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
How do you use it?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
And the reason why I didn't bring it up because
it wasn't cold when I got the car.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It wasn't important.

Speaker 49 (31:40):
It is very cold out there. Yeah, I would never
sit out there. Yeah, So I.

Speaker 48 (31:51):
Would never put Kevin in a beautiful four f one
fifty was out a car starter. However, apparently would put
him in one.

Speaker 11 (31:59):
And I teach him how to use it. So that's
on us.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I apologize, Okay.

Speaker 19 (32:03):
We're gonna do it.

Speaker 11 (32:04):
Can we do a nice social media post about how
to use your car starter touch.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Hold on if we upgrade to the platinum, when we
can do that? Hey, okay, hold on. Sam is on
with us right now. Sam, what are you calling for?
You're on with Mojo in the Morning and Steve e
g Steve Gobara from zod Ford and Holly.

Speaker 50 (32:21):
Well, good morning Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Morning morning body at first, how are you?

Speaker 19 (32:26):
Good morning?

Speaker 51 (32:26):
All right, good, good good, Okay, I'm calling from Legends
handwa Washed. So what we do is we wrap cars,
and I just I just heard that you're looking for
somebody to wrap a sleep and I.

Speaker 22 (32:35):
Was, you know what I can make that happen.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Do you think that you can do it without us
having to actually fork over cash? Like I'll do plugs
on the radio for it every time we do a
breaking entering Christmas wsh. Honestly I would love to that's
that would be a great donation to help out families
throughout the area. Sam, Sam, how fast can you wrap?
You think? Like? I mean you're yeah, I mean it's.

Speaker 52 (32:58):
A day or two turnaround.

Speaker 51 (32:59):
I got a look at it, and I'll let you
know exactly how long they'll need and when I could
put it back on the road.

Speaker 44 (33:04):
Lady h drop it off on Thursday and pick it
up on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Where are you located, Sam, I'm located borderline, Detroit, Dearborn.
Let me ask you a quick question, Sam, h, you
guys do wrap on cars? What else do you do?
Plug it? Go ahead? You got free airs.

Speaker 51 (33:24):
Honestly, I'll be honest with you. I do raps only
for my personal cards. But I heard what you guys
were doing. We actually do details, buffing.

Speaker 53 (33:32):
Waxing, tense, all that stuff crapping. I do it for
my own cars only.

Speaker 51 (33:36):
And I heard that you guys want to give back
to the community, and I'll be more than happy to
give back as well.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
That's awesome, Sam, Man, Sam is the man. Sam. That
is incredible. I want you. I want you to know
that we love you, buddy for listening. How long you've
been a listener of the show.

Speaker 51 (33:51):
Hey, I've been a listener for years, but first time caller?

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Yes, Sam?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hold on, Sam, I'm going to have you talk to
Lydia and she will work everything out and we will
get you, guys your proper due on the radio. But
if you help us out, you will be not only
helping us, but you'll be helping out all of the
you know, thousands of people that we grant Christmas wishes for.

Speaker 19 (34:14):
Well do we'll do.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I'm happy about this. I appreciate you, buddy. Hold on
one second, Sam, Hey Lisa, what's up? Hi tom Ooh?
I'm getting my real name pulled on me? Yes II Lisa.

Speaker 21 (34:28):
Yes, it's trying for the Grinch to go home?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Am I being a grinch?

Speaker 23 (34:36):
You are?

Speaker 21 (34:37):
What is the reason for the season?

Speaker 42 (34:39):
Not car rap?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Well season? It doesn't look as I like. I'm sorry,
but like the I like the clean look of the
car wrap. And somebody tried to hide this from me,
and I think it was Lydia. She was hiding it
to protect me, thinking that I wouldn't see the vehicle.
And I saw it this morning and I was a
little upset when I saw it. I would have saw
it in the promo pictures and the videos that we post,

(35:04):
but they hit the vehicle from me. I want to
make sure Steve Gabbar gets proper ruin Santa.

Speaker 11 (35:12):
It does for Santa.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Do you remember the sleigh from Elf? Remember Santa Sleigh?
How beautiful that sleigh was and it didn't have the
proper magic in it. We need to make ours magical. Okay, yes,
we need to have it wrapped. Okay, Am I am.
I at least being heard right now. I just want
to be heard. That's all I want is to be heard.

Speaker 21 (35:37):
I think everyone heard you.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Lisa. Say hi to steveg Steve Gabbara from zod Ford.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
I Steeve, you do a wonderful thing all year long.

Speaker 21 (35:48):
Thank you for your contribution.

Speaker 48 (35:51):
Well hello Lisa, and thank you for the kind words.
But it would not be possible with our friends here
on Mojo in the morning because this is the time
of the year that I cry. I listen to the radio,
so can't help it. We got to support it.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Love you, Steve, Thank you, Love you guys. Lisa. We're
leaving now, Okay, good day, all right, you guys have
a good day too. If you missed any portion of
today's show, you can go listen to the podcast. They're
available on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.

(36:26):
Santa Steve, give us a ho ho ho to say goodbye.

Speaker 22 (36:30):
I'll go with a whole ho ho and a merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Isn't that beautiful? What a guy? We love?

Speaker 24 (36:35):
You Steve like DETROITXSKE and Grand REPI four five and
nine two five FM.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
Hey, I heart radio stations, real people, real lives, real fun.
Emoso in the Morning, Garantine Human.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning, breaking and
entering Christmas wish time. Bianca is the master of this.
So she's out with our letter writer, Adriana.

Speaker 42 (37:06):
Good morning, Good morning. How you doing, Adriana, I'm doing good, excited.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Adrian is a really special lady. We got a chance
to talk not that long ago, Adriana on the phone.
And Adrian has been battling her own things right now.
She's going through some medical stuff and we'll talk about
that coming up here in a little bit. But you
want to get your cousin up on her feet right Yes,
And Adriana, do you think that she has any idea

(37:35):
that we're about to do what we're about to do,
No idea whatsoever.

Speaker 42 (37:40):
I don't even think she knows that I'm out here.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh my god. So this is going to be one
of those moments where when we go and show up
at the house that we're going to be causing some
surprise havoc. I guess are we ready to do this? Yeah,
I'm ready, so Bianca, I'm going to have you go
up to the door. All right, let's do this, and

(38:03):
let's know.

Speaker 42 (38:03):
We're gonna we're going.

Speaker 25 (38:05):
To break an enter right now.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
This, by the way, is truly what breaking and entering is.
Where before we would just call and then we would
have him open the door. Now we actually have to
kick in the doors.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Nobody answers a number. They don't I know, especially Yeah,
it's tough.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
All right, they're gonna walk up to the house.

Speaker 46 (38:26):
The young almost went up to the wrong house.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
No she did not.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
And again his lab on Facebook, so you can see
Baka wants at the front door.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
This is the al family morning, Rise and shine.

Speaker 32 (38:44):
By morning.

Speaker 31 (38:47):
Are you Marlena?

Speaker 32 (38:48):
Yes, nice, this is Bees of the Morning.

Speaker 33 (38:51):
I have Mojo on the phone right now.

Speaker 20 (38:52):
He speak to you.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hi, Hi, how are you Marlena?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I am so sorry that we had to wake you
up this way? Were you were you up already? Come
up with the kids, you are well, Come.

Speaker 14 (39:06):
Up with the kids.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Tell everybody how many kids you have? Five? You got
five little ones? They all range from yeah, from from
what age to what age?

Speaker 14 (39:16):
Seventeen to five?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
A busy mom listen.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, I am listen to them making some noise there.
All right, Well, Marlena, we're here for our Mojo in
the Morning breaking and entering Christmas Wish program. Every single year,
we always hear about these amazing people that are in
our community that maybe just need a little bit of help,
And we heard about you, and I want you to listen.

(39:44):
To listen to your phone, because the person who told
us about you is going to read you this letter.

Speaker 54 (39:49):
Okay, okay, Dear Mojo in the Morning, my name is Adriana,
and I'm writing this letter with pre in my eyes
and hope in my heart. I'm currently battling stage four
breast cancer and this Christmas, my biggest wish isn't for myself,

(40:14):
It's for my cousin. Marlena is a young single mom
of five beautiful children. One of her little ones is autistic,
and she pours every ounce of her love and energy
into giving them the best life she can. But life

(40:38):
has been so unfair to her lately. She lost her
dad this past October, after already losing her mom. She's
been carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders,
trying to stay strong for her babies. But I can
see how much she's struggling. There are nights she goes

(41:04):
without so her kids can have something. She never complains,
never asks for help, but she's tired and scared, and
I can see it in her eyes. She deserves to
feel seen, to feel loved, and to have a reason
to smile again. Mojo, this is my Christmas wish. I

(41:28):
want Marlena to breathe a little easier, to remind her
that she's not forgotten, and for her to know that
there is hope. With all my love and gratitude, Adriana.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Wow, what a beautiful letter from a really special person.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
God about another really special person.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, about another special person exactly.

Speaker 35 (42:02):
Yeah, she definitely is strong too.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
You are doing literally everything you were doing, all the work.
You're making sure that these kids don't feel any different
than anybody else. You're keeping a roof over their head.
And we heard from just talking to Adrian, and we
heard that that house is a beautiful home, but that
home needs some things. And so this morning here on

(42:27):
the show are breaking entering Christmas Wish program is going
to bring everything in that house to make this Christmas
the greatest Christmas. For a screaming child ever excited. Sanna
is arriving today and I want to make sure that
you know this. We're going to be bringing in truckloads

(42:49):
of things to your house. Oh wow, Adriana, we heard,
we heard that you guys have limited for We understand
that basically bean bags are kind of it for what
you guys sit on in that home. Yeah, well, we're
going to make it different. We're going to bring in
some furniture. We're going to make sure that you got

(43:11):
a nice place to lay your head and watch whatever
you want to watch on television at the end of
a hard working day.

Speaker 14 (43:20):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
And we want to make sure the kids have all
the beds and comforters and everything that they need just
to be feeling great this Christmas.

Speaker 27 (43:33):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
All right, Bianca, are you there.

Speaker 11 (43:37):
Yes, yes, I'm here, Bianca, get.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
The entire elves, all of those promo team elves to
bring in everything right now.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
All right, let's load it up.

Speaker 12 (43:46):
We're loading up the house.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Hey, let's do it, Adriana. We want to make sure
that all the kids are going to get everything that
they need for the holidays life.

Speaker 32 (44:02):
They're having an emotional moment right now, they're hugging it out.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
I know how excited the kids are, and they're about
to get really excited when they see the truckloads of
gifts that are about to come in that home.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Look at everything for the little ones.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
I mean, Marcy, we've got some wicked fans, we've got
some Roadblocks fans, a little artist in that household.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
So Marcello's five, I believe that that's who we're hearing, yes,
and then Sahara is seven, so they're getting all the
toys and gifts that they need, while Burnell, who is eleven,
it's getting everything that Burnell wants, including the Lions gear
because such a big Lions fan, as well as all
the games like the Roadblocks and the Minecraft.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Bri Asia is fourteen and she had a few wants,
but she needed a new bed. She didn't have a bed,
so we definitely had that on our list. And then
since here is seventeen and she is getting all of
the girly things that she could ever ask for.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Adriana, you you don't seem like the type of person
that asks for anything or ask for help. You said
you you seem like the type of person that wants
to do it on your your own. And that's that's
where I will say this to you that Adriana, we

(45:32):
want to we want you to know that your your cousin,
uh Marlena is going to be getting a lot of
help today too. But we got something at the end
that we want to also help you with. Oh okay,
so I'm gonna I'm going to talk about that. Tell
us a little bit, tell us about this, this beautiful
cousin of yours and these wonderful kids that were giving
a little Christmas too this morning.

Speaker 42 (45:55):
Oh gosh, my cousin. I've been really close with her
my whole life. You know, she's been through a lot,
and I'm glad that you guys could be able to
help her and her kids. Like she said, they range
from seventeen to five, so big age yet, but they
pretty much get along, you know, beautiful kids.

Speaker 21 (46:17):
They all look alike.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
And I'm assuming that the seventeen year old has to
also help out a little bit around the house, right and.

Speaker 42 (46:23):
Yeah, yeah, they all try to help each other out.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
But yeah, it's incredible. I'm watching on Facebook right now
and there are so many people that know Marlena and
say that this is the most deserving family.

Speaker 42 (46:39):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
You guys were embracing on Facebook just a little bit ago.
Is Marlena close right there to you? I can't see.

Speaker 42 (46:50):
Yeah, I think she's right here.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Let's yeah, let's grab her real quick. Okay.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
The joy and excitement in the background with the kids
is I just amazing?

Speaker 50 (46:59):
This is beautiful?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Hey Marlene, Marlena. We want to make sure that your
home has obviously everything that the kids are going to want,
but we want to make sure everything is there for
you too, So we're bringing in everything that you would
need to make this house a home, like all the
things for the kitchen. Our friends from Kroger are going
to bring in a ton of groceries for you. Kroger

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every single year does this. But we want to make
sure you take care of yourself. And that's why our
friends over at Hand and Stone are giving you a
spa day. Our good friend George over a six Salonahod,
our good friend George over a six salon, said that
he's going to make you look even more beautiful than

(47:43):
you already look, and he wants you to come in
and get pampered too at six salons.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And then oh wow.

Speaker 11 (47:51):
We want to much.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
We want to make sure that you have money to
be able to get the kids around. So we got
gas cards in there so that you can actually make
sure that you fill up your tank and are able
to get the kids to all the activities that they have.

Speaker 33 (48:06):
Oh wow, thank you.

Speaker 28 (48:07):
So this is too much for six o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 14 (48:10):
I was not expecting this.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
That's our goal.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
And Marlena is Marlena is not too much, you know,
you being the mother that you are to all five
of those children, giving everything up in the world to
make sure that they have something. And beyond all the
gifts and the bean bags, what they have is you
need the best gift that any of these kids can
ask for. And this is the reason why this is

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happening is you do put your everything into everything and
God is showing you that you're not alone in this moment.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You got people out here looking.

Speaker 25 (48:45):
For Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
And can can Adriana hear us too?

Speaker 20 (48:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Right here, okay, both of you guys. I want to
make sure we're breaking the entering Christmas wish that we
try to help out those that are in need also
not forgetting those that are always looking out for others.
And with you battling right now and you are gonna
overcome and win. Cancer does not understand who cancer is
going to have to deal with in you. We want

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the wrong one. I love that. I love that. We
want to We want to write a check to Marlena
for one thousand dollars to use towards anything that we
might have forgot, but also bills.

Speaker 14 (49:27):
Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And Adriana, we're also going to write you a check
for one thousand dollars two to help you with to
do that. We don't have to do any of this,
but you know what, this season from us, This is
from everybody that listens to this radio show.

Speaker 42 (49:44):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 54 (49:45):
We really appreciate it.

Speaker 52 (49:47):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
This is the best Christmas ever.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Merry Christmas to you guys. Bianca. Let's make this thing
a party. Can we turn this into like a I
Got a Bionca Kajib party.

Speaker 28 (50:00):
All right, let's go your kids, We're gonna marry Christmas
all three. Come on, kids, come on, come on, all right, ready,
all right, you guys all out here, come on.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Ready, you're not all right, We're bringing everyone out.

Speaker 14 (50:11):
We're bringing everyone out, all right.

Speaker 20 (50:14):
Come out.

Speaker 45 (50:15):
It's okay, ready, ready, come on, guys, we as we
got the whole family out here, all right.

Speaker 25 (50:22):
On three and we're gonna do one big Marry Christmas.

Speaker 32 (50:24):
Okay, ready, one, two, three.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Yet it's time for more Mojo Mojo in the morning,
all right, it is the Mojo in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I would like to bring up something on the air
here right now, but I would like my wife know
that I told you to do this, because if I know,
she can be mad at me for bringing this up
as a topic. But I want you to know I
told you to do this. This is no reflection on you.
So I asked my wife about year and a half
or so ago, to say to me, when I have

(51:03):
gotten to a point where I might be gaining weight
back after trying to lose weight for such a long time,
to say, hey, you may want to like relax a
little bit. You look like you might be gaining weight
a little bit. And I know that sounds weird to
say this, but I told her to do this. Well,
she didn't quite say it like that. She said it

(51:24):
actually nicer. She actually this weekend, said to me, hey,
have you gotten on scale lately? Yeah? Which way? Do
you think That's nice? Not as nice as a no,
I mean no, I think that was very nice though,
that she did it that way. She said, hey, have
you gotten on the scale lately? And I go, no,

(51:45):
I haven't. And I go why and she goes, oh, nothing.
And then I realized, uh, oh, it must be one
of those things where, you know, I got to go
look at myself in the mirror. So I go, and
we were in the bathroom at the time, and I
go walk in front of the mirror at that time,
and I'm looking and I'm going, ho, ho ho, this

(52:07):
is this season. Cook look at me. But I have
a problem. Guys. Hi, my name is Mojo, and I
have a problem, thank you. My problem is food, and
my other problem is inactivity. And it comes to a
point where and I listen, no joke, I do the jab,

(52:29):
you know, I take the shot and the shot works.
But the shot can only do so much, especially when
you got crap all over the place. You know, you
got ham and turkey and mashed potatos and pies. You
can't judge yourself after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Week, I know, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Take pla, you're telling me that that started Thanksgiving weekend?
That started way more Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
You can you can gain ten to twenty pounds Thanksgiving
weekend if.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
You do it right. I listen, I got on the
scale and I gained over ten pounds. Eh, And I
realized at that particular moment that I just got to
freaking stop. It's enough already, And a lot of it
is not from Thanksgiving. It's pretzels, you really think, because
it's I buy. I bought an Amazon. They had my
favorite pretzels, which are these gluten free pretzel rods. What

(53:18):
is that brand called? There's some I can eat twenty
bags of those.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
Things, Like that's a little by Those pretzel rods are
like three quarters of a normal But I.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Grab a handful of them. I grab like a fistful,
and it's like it started off where I was like,
I'm gonna eat three of them, and then three turns
into thirty. You know, I want to ask this question,
is it ever okay to call out your spouse's weight?
Is it ever okay? Now? I personally gave Chelsea this
as something to do, but I wonder if there are

(53:50):
any people that have ever done it without getting the
permission to do it? Or do you guys have like
a code phrase with each other like fatty Mitch mic
fat I think you have think your spouse has to be.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
That person in ability honesty. I ask for honesty and
I get honesty. Really sometimes it sucks, but that's what
I've asked for, you know, in my spouse.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Have you have you ever if it's not the gaining
weight is have you ever had your spouse say hey,
you're drinking too much? Or yeah, like I'm.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Saying anybody, Yeah, see, I actually asked for that, did you?
Because you guys know, and I love having a glass
wine on the weekends. I love having glasses of wine.
And I've asked West before, like, hey, just remind me
I'm going to my friend Lindsay's house. I don't need
to sit there and have two glasses of wine before
I come home. Yeah, Like I just like that nudge.
But then he would do it and I'd be like, yeah,

(54:46):
I don't want you to do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I've deemed that my my weight issue is uh this
go around because it's not necessarily just food, because for me,
I can't only eat a certain amount like, I literally
I get sick if I eat too much of the
shot because of the shot. But with alcohol, with having alcohol,
and it seems like I have it on a lot

(55:08):
of nights. It used to be like one night a week.
Now it's like, you know something I asked, Well, especially
this time of year, I'm like, oh, I just want
to glass ones. I mean, I find myself feeling like
I every day is a weekend, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
So you're saying the concern isn't like you got an
alcohol problem, it's just more so like the calories from it,
you're gaining weight.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I think the calories from doing stupid stuff. I'm not
a sweets guy, Like I really don't necessarily like sweets,
even though I will eat them. But I think that
I'll have a drink instead of having and my drinks
are usually old fashions that are sweets. Yeah. But eight
four four Mojo Live eight four four six six five

(55:47):
six five four eight. What is the nicest or meanest
way that someone has ever told you that you've gained weight? Now,
I will say this, Kevin looks like he's lost weight. Yeah,
you have, and you look like you've actually done a
really nice job because a year ago you were a
fat That's not true.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
I mean the heaviest I've ever been really last year. Absolutely,
I'm not gonna say I was skinny all my life.
And I look at some pictures I look fat as hell.
But I was at the Pistons game. Shout out my
girl Capri. She worked one of the bars in the
Course Eye Club. My badge picture is from my first
season in twenty twenty, and she was like, damn you
a skinny bag, Dade.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's probably not the way to do it. Well, you know,
I agree with I'm like, you got it right.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Have you ever critiqued yourself, whether it's weight or something
else and you critique yourself out loud and then somebody
agrees with you and you're like, that just happened to me.
So I'm really self conscious about my nose lately. Your nose,
my nose, throwing your nose. I think it's getting bigger.
And I said that outlid. I was like, I feel
like anytime I look at a picture now, my nose

(56:49):
is like Humungo and getting bigger. Both Wes and my
sister jackline it is.

Speaker 26 (56:54):
It is.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
It's like you they been waiting to say something.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
They're like, yep, it is.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Are you always saying wider or all over?

Speaker 6 (57:03):
I'm getting this at the Italian butt nose that all
the women in my family.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
But but I didn't realize that is that a thing?
Italians get button noses? It's wow, I did not know.
I'm gonna have to look, are you have you ever
had you have you ever thought of using a different filter?
No filter? F Hey, LEXI, what's up? It's Mojo in
the morning morning.

Speaker 14 (57:29):
I was just gonna say, I think it kind of
is a little bit.

Speaker 30 (57:32):
Of your partner's responsibility if you gain some weight.

Speaker 28 (57:36):
But I think it's.

Speaker 25 (57:37):
Situational, like if it's a little bit after.

Speaker 14 (57:39):
The holidays, that's one thing.

Speaker 30 (57:42):
Or if you're not changing your lifestyle and you just
you know, you get thirty, you get forty.

Speaker 14 (57:46):
You know, you end up getting a little bit of weight.

Speaker 31 (57:48):
But I I think it's your partner's responsibility.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
We're so wait, so I here you go. I can
blame Chelsea for me gaining weight? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 30 (57:58):
No, because I love Chelse.

Speaker 27 (57:59):
I'm not gonna blame her for anything.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Can I tell you?

Speaker 42 (58:01):
Though?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
There is something to the fact that it has been
a stressful time in our lives, and I think stressful
times bring on eating. But also I think happy times
bring on eating too. Like if you're happy in life,
I think that you end up celebrating a little bit more,
and I think that does cause for it. So thank you.
I'm gonna blame Chelsea for that. Thank you, Lexi. What's up, Rachel?

(58:23):
How you doing?

Speaker 42 (58:25):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
How are you.

Speaker 47 (58:28):
Good.

Speaker 30 (58:29):
My mom's used to post my stomach and say, chubb.

Speaker 33 (58:35):
I've had I've had three kids.

Speaker 30 (58:37):
My youngest is four, and he used to buy me
dresses that were too small, and she would take them
to my husband and say, this is her gold dress.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Oh my god, Oh my god. She said, this is
her gold dress, gold to get into. Yeah like future you. Yeah,
look at how fat you are. That's brutal. My dad

(59:06):
never called me fat, but my dad would occasionally like
push vegetables in front of me, or he would like
he would do certain things. And then as I got older,
my dad would he would worry about my weight. You know,
because my dad was a doctor, so my dad always
kind of looked at it is he was also being
my doctor at times, and I got resentful towards him.
But I got what he was doing, you know what

(59:27):
I mean, Like, I got the idea that that that was,
you know, him being nice. Your mom's just plain old mean.
I hate to say this, ra Cheldren. That's a mean
spet going on there.

Speaker 31 (59:39):
It is.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's crazy. Initial B is being voice
disguised right now? What's going on? B? Hi? Guys? How
are you good? What's up?

Speaker 7 (59:51):
So?

Speaker 55 (59:52):
I have been.

Speaker 56 (59:53):
Singing my boyfriend for about six years long and reacently.
About eight mon weeks ago, I broke my back and
I gained a lot of weight. Before that, I was
gaining a lot of weight because I was suppressed. My
best friend had passed and he told me a few

(01:00:15):
months ago that the weight and the depression is a
issue for him and he was defeating on breaking up
with me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Oh my god, that sucks. The ay that's yeah, No,
that sucks. I'm so sorry about that. Please tell me
that that you lose a lot of weight and lose
his ass. Get get rid of that guy. That's horrible.

Speaker 56 (01:00:36):
I'm trying. He uh he bought me a tread meal
like a week ago.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Oh my god, that I did?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah, oh you did Okay, what are you gonna say?

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
No, I think it is very I don't think it's
right for you to break break up with someone simply
because of how they look.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I would just like to hear the other side.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
And if you're in a position where you're out there
working with your partner because you want to see them healthier,
then I think that's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
But just there was a different way to go at
it than he did.

Speaker 56 (01:01:11):
He told me that I'm no longer his type.

Speaker 19 (01:01:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
But so, what happens if be gets into an accident
and she has a horrible fire happened or something like that?

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
What happened to you know what I mean? Like broke
her back? Yeah, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
But I mean, how do you how do you say
all of a sudden, all this stuff? You know?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I don't Yeah, I don't think it's right. I don't
think it's right. But you know what you got to do? Honestly,
and this is me being serious about this whole thing.
I think that you got to do it for yourself
because anytime I tried to do it for others, even
trying to lose weight for Chelsea and my kids, it
never worked. Do it for yourself and then this is

(01:01:54):
serious on this one. That is one of those things
that will make you also rethink your relationship of whether
you're even attracted to I got it.

Speaker 56 (01:02:02):
And when girls go through breakouts, I don't know how
it is for guys, but we kind of like start
going to the gym more, taking more care of ourselves.
So why not do it now before the relationship ends.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, you deserve the best to be. I hate to
say this. I hate to say, but you know what,
you deserve better than that guy. And I think that
when you're happy too, and I know, and you get healthy,
you will lose that way.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
This is what I'm saying, though, imagine not in this
particular situation, and you can say it's apples and oranges,
but I think addiction is addiction no matter what it is.
If you are in a relationship with someone and all
of a sudden they form an alcoholic addiction, and you
realize that, you know what, this isn't the person that
I met, this is the person I want to be with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
I'm gonna separate myself. Do you kind of see that?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
The same way if you meet somebody and all of
a sudden they develop a food addiction, not they eating
all crazy. And this isn't the person that I met.
This isn't the person I want to be with. I
can see that. But to be mean, you wouldn't call
that person.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
You wouldn't sit there and say, I'm not saying be
a mean out of my life, you alcoholics deciding that
the person that you are now isn't the person I'm me.

Speaker 56 (01:03:08):
Last is, people are going to change. People that have
been married sixty years have changed their personalities and their
bodies billions of times. It's about learning the new person
and falling in love with that new person.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yeah, I mean that's Kevin's now. Listen. Kevin's analogy makes
sense to a certain extent, but also the way that
he's doing it buying a treadmill saying I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
But the way that he said it to her in
the first place was, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:03:38):
The coach was off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
You just don't agree with me, No, I listen. I
know what it's like to be heavy and to have
people look at you in a way and all sort
of make jokes about yourself and do all that stuff.
And I think that you again, you got to do
it for yourself and that and b if you do
it for yourself, you'll then figure out that relationship. It

(01:04:02):
will all come into play at the same time.

Speaker 56 (01:04:05):
I'm trying. Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Is your back getting better?

Speaker 56 (01:04:10):
Yeah, it's took a lot of recovery, but it's still struggle.
But at least I'm back to work. I'm moving around,
I'm working out more.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
And I like big girls b So if you leave him,
come to me and we'll break you back again. On Kevin,
Let's get it be my god. I like my girls
BB day. Would you imagine if you're that good, you
could break it? Break it back, man, We'll be right back.

Speaker 23 (01:04:35):
You want to know what I'm getting for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Fat?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I'm getting fat.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. I have literally
no decorations put up inside of my house for real, none,
not one. We were supposed to do it. Chelsea and
I were going to put them up when the kids
were in for Thanksgiving, and I kind of got her
off of the scent of the I would call it

(01:05:06):
the scent of the holidays by saying to her, you
know what, least wait and you and I will do
it when they're not here, and it will be something
fun for us to do. And then time has kind
of gone on and it's kind of gotten to a
point where I can say, you know what, if there's
only four more days or five more.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
Days, why as you have to die great for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
I don't like it. Not that I have to do
any of it. I just have to lift the do
the heavy lifting.

Speaker 20 (01:05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
I did my house over the weekend, and I feel
like I went all out this year. And I always
I always do up. Like we have two we have
two Christmas trees. Each of the kids have a little
teeny tiny Christmas tree that they decorate in their rooms
like a fig tree. I always do. I spent so
much time this year making my fireplace extra cool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I put like.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Tons of fake greenery on there, and I strung ornaments
in it, and I hung our stockings on one side.

Speaker 42 (01:06:00):
And.

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
Actually almost burned my damn house down doing those things
because Wess than the night that I did it, he
was like, let's it's so cozy in here now, it
feels so christmasy, let's watch a Christmas movie. I'll light
a fire in the fireplace. Okay, fine, Like I pretty
much do the same thing every year, so this has
never been an issue. And he decided at one point

(01:06:23):
that the fire looked like it was kind of going out,
so I don't know why, instead of putting another log
or two on the fire, he went into the garage
and got a big Amazon box and brought it in
and threw it on top of the fire. You guys,
this thing whooshed like I've never seen flames come out

(01:06:45):
of my fireplace before around the fireplace screen out of
the fireplace caught the fake garland and the stockings on fire.
Not Singe, actually caught them on fire, put it out,
took them down, and stomped on them on the marble

(01:07:06):
like the ground that's right by the fireplace. I about
we almost about died, I say about died figuratively it was.
And then all you smelled was the burning of the
rubber because I think the garlands are like rubber, you know,
and then the cloth from the stock.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
It's probably not a good idea to have them on there.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
I've had them every year since I've lived in that house,
the same one, so ten years now. I've never had
an issue because I've never had a dummy put a
huge box in the actual fireplace.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Was like I got it, Like they.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
Droop down into that area. Like when I say flame
shot out, I'm not joking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
I always wonder from in. I don't know if the
fire guys listen to us. We should call the Detroit
fire chiefs that that love listening to the Mojo on
the Morning show, and we should ask them the question about, uh,
are there more fires or less fires at this time
of the year. Because I always love the disaster stories,

(01:08:07):
like the you love them.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
I love the like the decoration disaster stories.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I know that we talked about this before, but Cav's
never seen it. But have you ever seen Anna National
Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
That movie, are you crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Greatest Christmas Christmas movie around?

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
Have you seen?

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Have you seen Friday After Nicks? You and all those
Friday movies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
One of the greatest Christmas movies around. Listen, I'm sorry, absolutely, yeah, yeah,
I will put my against yours. Who's the star of
that movie Friday After Next? Paul will be awkward. I'm
telling you which Christmas movie is the best Christmas movie?
And I will bet you that that more people will
say that the White Christmas movies are better than the

(01:08:54):
black Christmas movies. Ain't no way. No, we climb the
bridge and we claim home alone, Home Alone? Come on?
Are where is home Home Alone?

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
The black Christmas movie?

Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
I don't think I'm claiming this is not a black
and white thing, Jim.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
This is this is come on because I grew.

Speaker 15 (01:09:19):
Up watching The Grinch too, Home Alone?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
The Grinch? No, the Grinch. That's the green. That's the green.
So A four four Mojo live A four four six
six five six five four eight is our telephone number,
funeral Home, Tom. Have you ever had any Christmas disasters
like Shannon's house almost burned down?

Speaker 19 (01:09:41):
No?

Speaker 50 (01:09:41):
No, but the fire department does it all the time,
like an abandoned houses. They'll put a Christmas tree in
there and then they'll light it up just to show people,
yes happened.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Yes, I actually just did that demonstration with the Farmington
Hills fire Department.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Hey, are those fakes trees flammable? Do we know? Are
they do? They have some kind of like I know,
but I'm saying the fake trees though, are they flammable? Like?
I know how couches now have some kind of retarding
behind them. Yeah, yeah, one more thing.

Speaker 50 (01:10:14):
We were talking earlier about topic. I want to bring
it up again, but I'm gonna about people in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Yeah, you got to remember, you guys, back in.

Speaker 50 (01:10:22):
The day, people used to lay people out of the house.

Speaker 19 (01:10:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was a funeral home.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
That's why they called it a funeral home, right, because
people were imagine right. Yeah, thank you, Tom, I appreciate it.
Hold on, Theodore, what's up, Theodore? How are you doing?

Speaker 52 (01:10:38):
How are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Good man?

Speaker 57 (01:10:41):
I was working last night and I get a call
from my fiance and uh, she's screaming, and I hear
the fire alarms going off, and uh, she decided to
make her dinner because I get home a little later,
and she pushed the air fire.

Speaker 52 (01:10:56):
Back up on our electric stove and it turned the
knob on. Oh yes, in the living room and flame
just they're crazy. So yeah, I had to come I
had to come home early and deal with that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Did you hear the story about the cat? There was
a one of you know, Shannon does like these stories
during the dirty like where it's not really a dirty story,
like a like a celebrity story. But there's the fire
cat that's been going around this week. And it was
the it is the cat that jumped on the uh
I stove or whatever and started the stove on in

(01:11:32):
the middle of the night and the family woke up
to the cat on fire on top of the cat.
That was That was a story of this week.

Speaker 10 (01:11:39):
Yeah, you go, what's the biggest problem with like electric stoves,
Like they turn on no matter what gas doves, you
just start smelling the gas. Now they're just on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
They just go, uh yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 54 (01:11:51):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
It's Mojo in the morning. How are you, Ben? Hey?

Speaker 17 (01:11:55):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
What's happening this first time caller?

Speaker 58 (01:12:04):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Great? Good question for you. Listeners are texting us right
now before you tell us your story. I've got seven
three four with black hands up saying Friday After Next
is their favorite movie. Then used to correct. Then I
have five eight six says National Lampoons is the best
Christmas move ever, Kevin, you would love it. You would

(01:12:27):
laugh so hard if you saw it. Another one here
that says die Hard is the best Christmas movie.

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
I've all trying to watch that the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I've never seen it. It's terrible, it is. I know
I'm in the minority. It's terrible, Liz. Not Christmas, Liz says,
Harry Potter is the best Christmas movie? Interesting, and then
Miracle on thirty four Street from Trucker Jeff says that
the newer version is not as good as the older version.

(01:12:54):
The older version is the best. Is that the one
with the tongue getting stuck on the light bulb?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
No, that's a Christmas story.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Okay, that's a good movie. I haven't seen Elf is
the best Christmas movie of all time, though it is
now better and at home alone, Bro or Jim Carrey
Greens that's gotta be number one.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Have any of you guys seen the movie Closs like
k L a U s a beautiful Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I think I have seen that. Who's in that?

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
I think it's animated?

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
What were you calling for?

Speaker 20 (01:13:21):
Ben?

Speaker 58 (01:13:23):
With your guys funny stories about fireplace incidences.

Speaker 19 (01:13:28):
Around Christmas time?

Speaker 58 (01:13:29):
Yes, a few years ago, we're sitting there watching.

Speaker 50 (01:13:33):
A Christmas movie.

Speaker 58 (01:13:34):
We got a natural fireplace center house and my wife
I used to nickname her the Pyro because she's always
messed around with fires. And I'm sitting there watching a
Christmas movie. The next thing I know, it sounds like
a bomb goes off in the fireplace. Actions are flying everywhere,
hot embers all over the carpet. I'm like, what the

(01:13:54):
heck is going on? Ends up that she didn't realize
she puts some trash in there from the bathroom and
the shaving cream bottle in there, and the thing exploded.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Oh god, oh my.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
God, if that shot out of there, that could have
been real bad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
You know what's uh? Somebody told me about you know,
how you get the whipped cream in a can or
in you know, like the what is it? It kind
of comes out the white little snout at the front
of the thing. Somebody told me, if you put that
too close to your stove, that thing could explode with
all the stuff that's in it makes yeah, probably like

(01:14:38):
some people have had it sitting on their their stove.
Stove turns on and next thing, you know, that thing's
a freaking you know, pipe bomb. What's up?

Speaker 19 (01:14:47):
V morning?

Speaker 18 (01:14:56):
Yay.

Speaker 42 (01:14:59):
Let me just say that I love a lot of
Christmas movies, but Friday after next I promise, is the
best ever.

Speaker 33 (01:15:06):
I literally, why say?

Speaker 54 (01:15:07):
My family and I.

Speaker 25 (01:15:08):
Watch it year round.

Speaker 22 (01:15:10):
We watch it year round, let me tell you, yes,
But home along.

Speaker 25 (01:15:19):
Else everything.

Speaker 54 (01:15:20):
Literally, we try to watch at least two movies a day.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Really during this time of the year.

Speaker 28 (01:15:28):
We're trying to you know, especially this year is a
little bit from my husband past last year, but that's
another story. But we're still trying to keep, you know,
everything going. I got a Grinch, an affordable Grinch in
the call right now.

Speaker 47 (01:15:38):
I want my Grinch sweater.

Speaker 42 (01:15:40):
But still Friday afternoon it is.

Speaker 53 (01:15:42):
And if you haven't seen it, I highly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Suggest that you did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Free watch it. If Kevin watches Christmas Vacation and you
watch Christmas Vacation, God, all right, I will watch it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:53):
I'm gonna try again.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
I'm promise.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
I am all right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I love you. V Hold on a second. Earl's got
a Christmas movie that I think it's the most depressing
of all the movies. What's yours?

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:16:06):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Oh this I know some for something it's depressing, but
for me it's the most inspiring because my it's my
it's actually.

Speaker 52 (01:16:15):
My kid's favorite movie of all time. My oldest is
already thirty and my youngest is twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, every time movie.

Speaker 52 (01:16:23):
They see each other.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
We watched the Polar Express, they would.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
It's something about that girl teeth in that movie. I'm like,
I can't watch them.

Speaker 14 (01:16:35):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
The book is so good. In the Room ruined that movie.

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
Board the Girl and I love the and I love
the theme song too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
I had Chelsea making me watch that movie. And then
we had to go on a train in Wixom through
Wixim and wald Blake call the Polar Express. I wanted
to jump off that goddamn thing. I'm like, We're sitting
on there with the kids eating hot coffee and or cocoa,
and uh, we had all dress up in Christmas sweaters
and literally I looked at that moment there and I'm like,

(01:17:06):
why why did I get born into this family? That's
a bad movie. What's going on? George? How you doing?

Speaker 17 (01:17:13):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
How you gotta do it good?

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (01:17:17):
Uh?

Speaker 40 (01:17:18):
First off, Oh, I don't know how. Nobody hasn't studied yet,
but eight Crazy Nights.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
With Oh eat that nutstrap be. I've never Sandler.

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Yeah, I like some Adam Sandler movies and oh there
was I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
You might like this will know? Okay, it's a good story.

Speaker 40 (01:17:43):
Top five Greatest Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I wouldn't. I would not go top five, but it
is an interesting one. It's probably better when you're Stone.

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Nobody said The Holiday my number one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
What's that really?

Speaker 41 (01:17:55):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
With Kate Winslett and Cameron Diaz, Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I've known think I've ever seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Oh, it's a chick flick more so I think, but
it's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
I honestly, I can't believe that nobody has said, Oh God,
what are the two most romantic ones? The Nightmare Before Christmas? No, Shannon,
you're talking about in the studio? I love actually is
a great I love that one. And then, uh, my
favorite movie, Chelsea and the kids and I we forced
the kids to watch.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
It, White Christmas. What's White Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
No? No, no, no? The movie with what's her name
that just died?

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
Oh no, no, no no, I just watched it, The
Family Stone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
The Family Stone is so good. Stone is a great one.

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
They're supposed to be doing a sequel with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Ah, yes, because like the mom dying? Well yeah, well
we just told you justin what's going on? Justin? Hey,
how you guys doing good? What's your favorite Christmas movie?
I'd probably say Christmas with the Cranks.

Speaker 19 (01:18:51):
Have you guys see that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Do you like the Santa Claus? I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
I would say it's top five, Yeah, I know, yeah, but.

Speaker 55 (01:19:02):
The Ham.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Yeah. Tim Allen is one of those ones where occasionally
I'll go, you know what, I kind of find him funny,
and then there's other times where I go, he should
just be buzz like Stacy, let's up, Stacey.

Speaker 31 (01:19:19):
Wow, everybody's forgetting about the classics, like the Clay animation
ones like Root Off, the Red Nose, Raindeer, the Year
Without a Santa Claus, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Santa Claus Coming to Town. Those ones are actually kind
of cool. I do like those ones. Those ones are
good and they're short too.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Nobody watching those those are just on you know what
I mean, that's like background noise.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 32 (01:19:42):
Some of the best.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
One if you bore at your.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Grandma's and she makes you watch ABC because you can't
like a real movie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
She didn't have cable.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
My both and my grandma's didn't have cable.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
That's what we were watching. That's what about you? What
about the Charlie Brown stuff? Did you ever watch Charlie
want Staff Kevin? I don't get into that neither.

Speaker 18 (01:20:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Uh. And then this one is a good one, Sean.
This is what actually this is probably my favorite Christmas
movie of all time and my wife hates it. What's
your movie?

Speaker 15 (01:20:14):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (01:20:14):
And it's a wonderful life.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I love Yes, I need to watch guys.

Speaker 22 (01:20:20):
I love you, Yeah, good thing for a long time,
called you several times, but I love you.

Speaker 19 (01:20:26):
Yeah, you all miss though.

Speaker 22 (01:20:28):
It's a wonderful lifetles.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I love that. No, no man, what is it that
Clarence says to him? No, man is a failure? Who
has friends? I think it was Yeah, Uh, that's some
white people spit, man, that's some white people speak. Kevin,
have you ever seen This Christmas with Chris Brow? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:20:47):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
I love Actually that's one of that that is actually
I think we did the premiere of it and I
saw that that was one of my favorites. That's a banger.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Now you just got to get next Friday in there
and then you'll be ready for some Cafish and this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
His version is better than Donnie Hathaway's. Agree. Oh love that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
The guy you were dating was fun until the hookup.
Now he's ghosting you. What happened to find out during
the second date of at a twenty in the morning?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning, Anna from
our show Anna Rob a single for the holidays, but
af and she said that she still wants to do
some of the couples things that happened during the holidays,
and what are some of those things?

Speaker 12 (01:21:35):
Yup. So I'm single. Everyone knows it.

Speaker 15 (01:21:38):
And the holidays are tough for me because all of
my friends who are now married, engaged in a relationship,
my sister who has a whole family, some of them
have kids. They're all doing these fun things like going
to see the Christmas tree downtown, going to see the nutcracker,
gingerbread houses, cookies, and I think, for like the past
five years that I have been single, I've just been like, Okay,

(01:22:02):
this is just my seasonal life, Like I'm just not
doing these things yet.

Speaker 12 (01:22:05):
Well, now it's been five years that I've.

Speaker 15 (01:22:08):
Been single, and I'm like, I don't want to wait
until I have a family or a person. So I
decided to buy myself, like a single ticket to go
watch the Christmas Carol at Medoprah Call I know, which
my family thinks is depressing. They're like, why would you
go by yourself?

Speaker 12 (01:22:25):
Well?

Speaker 59 (01:22:26):
Why not?

Speaker 12 (01:22:26):
I don't have anyone else.

Speaker 48 (01:22:27):
To go with.

Speaker 15 (01:22:28):
And I don't just want to keep saying I'm going
to wait until I have somebody or something or a
reason to do these things. So I'm going to see that.
I'm thinking about driving up to Frankenmuth. I know Mojo
loves it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
There, the biggest in the world, Christmas Chick.

Speaker 15 (01:22:46):
I want to do gingerbread houses. I'll do that by myself.
I'm just over putting it off and I'm just I'm
doing it alone. Okay, you know what depressing?

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Well, first, no, I think that this is it's all for.
So I love that you're bringing it up because I
think there's so many people that can relate to that.
And if you can tell us if you're somebody as single,
do you do what Anna's doing or do you get
a group of single people together and go do it
in a group? Have you thought about that as a possibility.

Speaker 15 (01:23:12):
Well, most of my friends now are in relationships, so
it's like I'm the third wheel or they're very busy
like I am, so it's hard to just get us together.
But yeah, I'll throw it out. I'll be like, hey,
I'm going to do this, but if everyone says no,
I'm still going to do it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
For you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
What if we on the air solicited for Santa Singles Christmas?
I mean, like, what have we got a group of
people together, single guy, single women? So we do both,
you know, single mingle, little single Chris Kringle. Now we're
just right, I know, Mojo something we always we alliterate this.

(01:23:46):
Hold on, let me ask chat GPT. What's the best? No, no, no,
human generation. That's right, we're only human here. What do
you think about this? Shawna?

Speaker 36 (01:23:55):
Hi, Hi, Mojo, Hi guys, how we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
We're good?

Speaker 18 (01:24:00):
Say hi to Anna rob Anna.

Speaker 51 (01:24:03):
I love you, You're the best.

Speaker 36 (01:24:05):
You're You're amazing. I have three, like basically grown kids,
and I've pretty much been single my whole life, so
I do stuff by myself all the time. It's amazing
to go out and explore. And I'll go to Franklin.

Speaker 21 (01:24:18):
Mooth with you because I never been there. Wait, yeah,
we'll go our girls trip.

Speaker 20 (01:24:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
First off, let me tell you Shawna. She is amazing
And if you haven't met Anna, she is the newest
member of the show. Go meet her because she's a
great person. But with this said, if we put something
like this together, would you call back and would you
try to do like a an Anna a day where
you guys go out. Yeah, okay, okay, I love it.

Speaker 36 (01:24:49):
Like I said, I'm single, I don't have nothing to do.

Speaker 18 (01:24:51):
I love some of you guys every day. I love
you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Do it to love you too. So follow us and
follow her and so media and we'll get back with
you on that. What's up, Sean.

Speaker 21 (01:25:04):
Yes, I wanted to tell Anna go ahead and do it.
When I was single, I would go to Motor Beat
by myself.

Speaker 40 (01:25:10):
I've been to Vegas by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Whoa, Yeah, you get Vegas by yourself and your family
wasn't worried about you, and I had a.

Speaker 21 (01:25:20):
B I even go to Belamere Sweep by myself.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
Oh did you really remember that's the place that Nugget
used to always talk about in Toledo. Is that the
Toledo one where you parked your car in the garage
and then you go inside the hotel room with the
hot tub.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Yes, hold on, wait a second, you went hot tubs?

Speaker 14 (01:25:37):
Yeah, I didn't do the hot tub by myself.

Speaker 21 (01:25:43):
I had the swimming pool by myself.

Speaker 14 (01:25:45):
I had music blast and I had my fruit.

Speaker 25 (01:25:48):
I had my tequila on the side of the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Say you brought your little friend with you. Is that
a hook up place?

Speaker 13 (01:25:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Do people meet there?

Speaker 16 (01:25:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Did you go on Craigs? No? Just what was back page? Remember?
Would you go on back page? You meet somebody there?

Speaker 54 (01:26:05):
No?

Speaker 33 (01:26:05):
I was you know what?

Speaker 26 (01:26:07):
Everybody couldn't see you back.

Speaker 21 (01:26:08):
I was by myself.

Speaker 33 (01:26:09):
I face tied my sister, I FaceTime my best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
I was like, I am here by myself.

Speaker 12 (01:26:15):
And it was a vibe, wasn't it.

Speaker 54 (01:26:17):
Yes, I had a ball, I got to look cute,
I was.

Speaker 18 (01:26:24):
I had my wig off.

Speaker 20 (01:26:26):
And in the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Oh, my god, Q, what's up?

Speaker 43 (01:26:34):
Cute?

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 33 (01:26:36):
Hi, Hey, I just want to tell her it's cool
to do things by yourself because you can't wait around
for nobody.

Speaker 41 (01:26:42):
And I will master date all day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Okay, master dating.

Speaker 17 (01:26:54):
I love it.

Speaker 60 (01:26:54):
It's so great.

Speaker 54 (01:26:56):
Ari.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
What's up? Ari? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 38 (01:26:59):
Morning, Good morning.

Speaker 39 (01:27:01):
I wanted to just say, Anna, you just just do
it by yourself, because once you do have kids and
a family.

Speaker 28 (01:27:07):
That that stuff is a lot more stressful.

Speaker 26 (01:27:09):
Very fun to do it now.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
That's a great comment, like you're actually going to be
able to enjoy it now and remember it when you
do go back later if you have a family and Ashley,
what's up, hey, guys.

Speaker 37 (01:27:23):
Okay, and I have a great idea for you. I
used to do this when I was single. There's a
company called Dinner with Strangers where you can get mashed
off with a group of people and you go to
like a random dinner place together. It's in downtown Detroit.
And then once you do that, there's a big group
chat on Instagram where people are always like shouting out
things that they want to do, like downtown or for Christmas.

(01:27:45):
And I went to the Christmas tree lighting ceremony with
a bunch of them last year. It's so fun and
you meet like hundreds of people from this what.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
A good idea?

Speaker 19 (01:27:52):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:27:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 37 (01:27:55):
Called Dinner with Strangers. You just go online. You felt
like a like a little questionnaire and I matched you
with five or six people and you have dinner in
a place in downtown Detroit and then you make all
these new friends and it's so fun.

Speaker 12 (01:28:06):
Thanks for sharing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Man, Is this where you thought it was going to go?
Or did you? Because I think you were thinking people
were gonna think differently of you.

Speaker 15 (01:28:12):
Yeah, because literally everyone in my life is like that's
so depressing to go to a play by yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Can I tell you, though, I think it would be
more depressing if you were sitting at home scrolling Instagram
or TikTok and watching everybody else do the things that
you actually wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Good point, Jamar, do you like to master date? What's
going on? Jamar?

Speaker 54 (01:28:30):
Hi?

Speaker 60 (01:28:33):
I think, and I should go ahead and do everything
she wants to do by herself. You have to enjoy
yourself before you can enjoy anybody else in your space.
And I just think it's a great idea, Like she's
not the only person who's going to be doing that,
and sometimes that makes one person meet another person who
feels the same way, and you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Want that's it. I commend it. That's interesting. I wonder,
you know, I wonder if, like Carrie's on the phone
with us right now, she actually bought a single ticket
to go to the Lions game? Is that right, Kerry?

Speaker 17 (01:29:02):
I did.

Speaker 21 (01:29:05):
Back back when they first moved to Ford Field.

Speaker 55 (01:29:09):
I had had season tickets prior, and we was always
taking someone else with me, and whether I had to
try to find someone or whatever because I was single.

Speaker 17 (01:29:21):
I got tired of it.

Speaker 55 (01:29:22):
But one ticket and had.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
You wait, you can have single you can have season
tickets as a single, like one ticket. Then that's amazing.
That's honestly the only way to be able to go.

Speaker 25 (01:29:36):
Over where all the players lives and stuff were.

Speaker 10 (01:29:40):
I had the best seat and the best time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
The whole season. That's amazing. Wow, that's that's actually kind
of wild. I did not know that they I knew
that you can go on to you know, ticket Master
Exchange or stub hubs or any other stuff and you
can get good seats if you go offer you know,
or asked for one like a one off or some
of that, and't know you can get He's some tickets.
I love the people, by the way that love to

(01:30:04):
like put the drama together on the show and they're like, hey,
maybe Anna should do the family photos with Kevin JAZZMN.
We you don't got to do that, but I'll go
to meadow Brook. That is interesting to do. Like I
always feel like Zach is the king of being able
to like get opportunities with like good looking girls like

(01:30:25):
Anna because he's a single guy and he like offers
up his you know, hey, I'll go out with you.
And then I think Zach hopes when he's maybe, Zach,
you can come in studio and clarify this for me.
Then he then he hopes, a moment of weakness happens,
and there's a little bit handle, there's a little missile toe.

(01:30:46):
You know what I mean, Zach? And I thought Zach
brought weed. But it was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
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Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
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human mojo.

Speaker 36 (01:31:22):
Big one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Let me take your back to the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Already.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
You're a doodoo heck, let's go he no, he no.
I don't know why I said that. I like to
say because Howard Stern says it. He's like my idol.

Speaker 54 (01:31:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
You know, I've been listening a long time. I got
rid of my uhrid of my serious, I got rid
of everything. I got rid of Hulu, I got rid
of Apple. Yes, you why why? Because I want to
find out who are the people that are truly friends
in my life? Oh, don't ask me. I've realized this.
There's a lot of people that have all of my passwords.

(01:32:10):
And so what I decided to do was I was
going to cancel every single service that I had. And
then when I get a text message, which I have
from one or two really or a call saying hey,
just wondering did you change your password? Then I see
what kind of friends I got?

Speaker 12 (01:32:28):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Do you ever do this at all?

Speaker 44 (01:32:30):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:32:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
So I've got two tips in my life that are
good tips. One big tip you want to save money,
cancel a credit card. Just cancel it out when you
pay it off. If you can get it paid off,
pay it off. Cancel the credit card that's attached to
any kind of a subscription that you have, and get
rid of all the subscriptions that you have because of
all those companies will come to you and go, we

(01:32:52):
notice that your card's out of date. You know, they'll
all do that stuff. And then what you do is
you say no, no, no, no, because you pay for
stupid crap. You I mean, like you do those test
things all right. The second tip is cancel every one
of your streaming services.

Speaker 54 (01:33:07):
Do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
How many streaming services do you have?

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
I got Petecock, I got Hululaf plus Disney, I got Apple,
I got Primes p like a couple of stars.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
I understand how much money you're spending on this stuff.
I like watching TV. That's my thing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
I don't shop a lot, I don't travel a lot.
I ain't buying two hundred bottles of bourbon. I don't
go out to eat a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
I watch TV. Are you pointing the finger at me?
Some of some of those directed your way. Honestly, that's
a lot of streaming services. You need to be friends
with me. I'll pay for some of them. No, honestly,
that's a lot. I still think that we should do it.
And the problem is these algorithm things or whatever they have,
like these they have, they're too smart these days. They
have the ability now to be able to know exactly

(01:33:47):
if you're you know, from IP addresses and stuff that
you know. And it pisses me off. But what we
should do as a show is we all should get one,
and we get and Zach honestly would be the only
guy I would say that doesn't have to get one,
and we give them all to everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
Interesting, And I heard to pay for it because it's
all work.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
You're not lying, waw I'm doing. I'm covering this all
much taxes. I've just thought you deducted all that for
my waw, you haven't been doing that? No, I didn't
even think about this entertainment right, that's amazing. But I
don't know if you've ever, if you ever, you know,
do this? Are there any listeners here that you and
I want you to call yourself out that doesn't pay

(01:34:26):
for one streaming service because you steal it from everybody else?
Are there any listeners that do that?

Speaker 12 (01:34:31):
That was me up until like a week ago.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
How did you get away with it? How were you
able to do it?

Speaker 15 (01:34:35):
I mean, I'm still doing it for most of them,
But then I had to like buy one of them
so I could offer it to my friends and be like, Okay,
if you give me this one, I'll give you this one.
So I think I have Paramount plus and then all
my friends have the other ones covered.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Man, that's up by the way, Uh living off your
mom and dad too? I don't want to see this
anymore as a dad.

Speaker 15 (01:34:54):
It's getting harder and harder though, because they're putting like
limits on who how many people can be on there?

Speaker 12 (01:34:59):
So I have to text my friend like I kicked
out on Netflix again? Can you add me back in?

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
I I'm going to do this with everything at what point.
Do I now officially cut off all my kids from everything.
I feel like when Joe gets married, Yeah, he's done,
She's done. He should definitely be done. Sorry, Joe should
I add his wedding, cut his phone on service, hisself
on service instead of like jumping the broom. You got
to cut the corse.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
Also, I mean Jacob, Jacob just got his doctorate facts.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Yeah, thank you, Shannon Fly little Birdie fly. Seriously, at
least it does I uh no, I agree, I agree
one hundred percent. We got to give them an opportunity
to pay their own stuff. How about Chad Mitchell, my
old producer who's on some of my streaming services. I get,
I get text from him all the time. Hey did
you change your He does that all the time. Crazy. Yeah,

(01:35:51):
Chad and his wife Stephanie are on my some of
my streaming services. Eight four four Mojoe Live eight four
four six six five eight. Oh. I like this one.
I like the three one three. I don't know if
we're calling them, but our friend group will pay for
certain services and then we all share those different services
and it's more than just streamings.

Speaker 20 (01:36:13):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Probably maybe an Amazon farmer or something. Yeah, yeah, Nia
as the mooch. What's going on? Nia?

Speaker 6 (01:36:20):
Hi, how's it going on?

Speaker 20 (01:36:21):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
It's going good. You you're the one that's taking everybody's
streaming or other series.

Speaker 30 (01:36:27):
Yes, yes, I use so I think I use my
mom's Hulu and her Prime, and my husband has a
Peacock and his grandma has.

Speaker 9 (01:36:37):
Hbo oh and my mom has Netflix.

Speaker 30 (01:36:39):
So yeah, I don't pay for a single streaming service.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
You are the either the smartest person in the world
or the cheapest person in the world. I think probably both.

Speaker 37 (01:36:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, I'm just taking advantage of it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
You know what I like. I like when a friend
comes over to my house and I don't have YouTube TV,
but a friend will come over to my house and say, hey,
do you want to watch all the football games? I'll
say sure, because they have all the NFL package and
the log in and the log in. As soon as
they log out of the thing, I actually right away
quickly get in and keep logging in so that it
keeps me on there because I want to be able

(01:37:11):
to get that what's up, Natalie, how you doing good?
How are you good? What's going on?

Speaker 30 (01:37:19):
So my friend group, we will all pay for like
one streaming service and then we just share the pastor
with everybody, so we only have to pay for like
one or two services, So you do it smart.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Does it work nowadays doing that? Like you're still able
to do that with the IP changes and stuff.

Speaker 17 (01:37:37):
So far?

Speaker 30 (01:37:37):
Yes, other than Netflix because of their changes, but everything
else like country roll Hulu.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Yeah, No, that's awesome. It was like a two V
What what service is the last one that you said?
Which one was Country Roll? What is Country Roll?

Speaker 21 (01:37:58):
Country Roll is where you can watch like anime.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
Oh, I've never heard.

Speaker 21 (01:38:01):
It's like the funnimation was.

Speaker 20 (01:38:03):
It's crunchy. Really Yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:38:04):
One of our friends has paid for it for years
and he just gives the password out to everybody and
we just give them more passwords.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Do you watch anime?

Speaker 55 (01:38:12):
Me?

Speaker 12 (01:38:12):
Not really, he's adding it to his list.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
Do you watch it, Natalie? Is it just normal anime?
Or you don't watch anime like porn?

Speaker 8 (01:38:21):
Do you?

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
There's anime?

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Know how to draw? Yeah? And I don't understand how
people could be turned out of that. What's up, Theodore?

Speaker 20 (01:38:32):
Hi?

Speaker 52 (01:38:32):
How are we doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Theodore? What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
First time?

Speaker 19 (01:38:35):
Car?

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Uh?

Speaker 38 (01:38:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 52 (01:38:40):
So basically me and my fiance just hi, Jack everybody
else is through our family, said, my mom and dad
still paid for my car insurance and my phone bill.

Speaker 12 (01:38:52):
You haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
How old are you? You're still young. You're still young.
I don't feel so bad now, you know what I mean?
Like my son Joe is just turned thirty. You know, Yeah,
he's a rotten bastard.

Speaker 52 (01:39:07):
You're the only thing I didn't go is Apple TV.
So anywheregart it?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Get off my phone and get off my phone or
if you ain't part of me, if I if I
can't get DNA responsible for you, I'm paying for you.
I'll talk to you later to see you, Linda. What's happening, Hey, Mom, Joe?

Speaker 22 (01:39:28):
How about you today?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Good? What's going on?

Speaker 42 (01:39:31):
My daughter Alison is thirty three, married and just had
a baby boy, and I still pay for her cell phone.

Speaker 14 (01:39:39):
And I just told her the other.

Speaker 28 (01:39:40):
Day it's time for you to start paying, and she said, oh, Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Come on, you know what, we need to have a
ceremony on the show and we get there, kick completely
off there and see how quick she ends up trying
to find Wi Fi to text you. Yeah.

Speaker 61 (01:39:57):
I said it's time you have a baby and you're married,
and she said, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Come on mom.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
What if she says to you, if you don't pay
for it, you can't talk to your grandchild. Yeah, I
know they hold that grandchild over you. Thank you. I
tell you a funny story. So we're hanging out as
a family and Jacob he bought me a very sweet gift,
you know, for getting into the Hall of Fame. And

(01:40:24):
he gives it to me and I'm opening it up
and I'm looking and I'm like, oh my god, I
go Jacob, I can't believe you bought this thing. This
is unbelievable. And I'm like looking at it, going Jesus,
you know, he just got a job and all this stuff.
And he said, yeah, he goes it was really, you know,
something I thought that would be good for you. And
I look over at Luke and he's laughing. Jacob bought
it on his emergency credit card that Chelsea and I
gave him when he was in college. Then I still

(01:40:45):
hadn't cut off. Oh my gosh, I bought my kid's
own gift. We'll play Jacob. Yeah, so that's why he's
the doctor, right exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
If your friends don't make fun of you, they aren't
real friends.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
This morning, it's very funny my friends. All right, it's
Mojo in the morning. So Beianca says her friends are
getting on her about something. What's up.

Speaker 45 (01:41:09):
Yeah, So yesterday I went on like a little coffee
date with this guy I'm talking to and we just
went to Starbucks.

Speaker 46 (01:41:16):
We just got two coffees.

Speaker 45 (01:41:18):
It was pretty chill, and I offered to pay for it,
and I did pay for it because I feel like
small things like that is okay to pay for. But
I told my friends about this situation. I was like, yeah,
I bought his coffee. They're like, you bought them coffee.

Speaker 46 (01:41:30):
You paid for it, And I don't think it's that
big of a deal.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
Wait, I'm confused with it. Yes, but they think that
he should pay for everything all the time, yes, which
I don't.

Speaker 45 (01:41:43):
Yes, being a guy, they think that he should pay
for it, especially being Kaldy, And I guess it's part
of the culture.

Speaker 46 (01:41:48):
Men pay for everything. But I don't think it's a
big deal, especially for small things like this.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Describe. Okay, just give me a paint a picture for me.
You guys go get coffee where you at Starbucks?

Speaker 46 (01:41:59):
And I was like, I'll pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
I'll get this one and what did he say?

Speaker 46 (01:42:03):
He said, okay, sure, because I also got to use
my Starbucks points.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
There's the problem, all right, wait there is a problem
with this scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
No, no, no, there is a problem. The problem is
at least make the attempt, like at least says at
least make the attempt. But no, no, no, no no,
And then he goes, no, I want to get this one.

Speaker 45 (01:42:19):
Well no, he said should I? Should I pull my
card out? And I was like, no, it's okay, I'll
just scan my app it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
Should I?

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
So hey, the story gets deeper, so you had the
bearista y'all get y'all little vtge, y'all, y'all drinking, y'all drinking,
And then he looks at you and said, should I
pull my card up?

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
Yeah, that's a problem. That's a problem.

Speaker 12 (01:42:40):
But no, no, no, no, it wouldn't be an issue
if you said.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
I got this one.

Speaker 60 (01:42:45):
Well I did say that.

Speaker 46 (01:42:46):
He's like, you don't want me to pull my card out?

Speaker 45 (01:42:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Okay, so you spoke up first.

Speaker 46 (01:42:49):
Okay, you don't think I should get my card out?

Speaker 13 (01:42:51):
No?

Speaker 45 (01:42:51):
I got it, which I don't think is an issue.
He drives us around everywhere, like when we go on
other dates and stuff.

Speaker 46 (01:42:57):
He pays for things.

Speaker 6 (01:42:57):
This is very normal everywhere.

Speaker 46 (01:42:59):
I don't think it's that big.

Speaker 54 (01:43:00):
Of a dent.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
And for those who don't know how old Bianca is,
Bianca is twenty two years old.

Speaker 45 (01:43:05):
Yes, I'll be twenty three next month, and he is
twelve or yeah he's nineteen, Yeah, okay, but he acts
like he's twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
I don't think that it's a bad thing that you paid,
but I think it is one of those things where
I think, just make an attempt and try.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
I don't even think that I would actually start to
get offended if you were not going to let me
pay for anything.

Speaker 45 (01:43:32):
Ever, Yeah, and it's still so fresh, and especially we're
not like officially dating or whatever.

Speaker 46 (01:43:38):
I don't think. I don't think a man needs to
pay for everything.

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
I maintained fifty good guys should pay for first date.
It's just I'm old fashioned that way. I do think
guys should pay for first date.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
After that.

Speaker 46 (01:43:48):
Yeah, first day he did for your first day Imagine theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
And he paid for the tickets he did.

Speaker 12 (01:43:52):
Okay, are you sure you didn't use your Imagine pass?

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Did he give you popcorn?

Speaker 21 (01:43:58):
We did?

Speaker 46 (01:43:59):
Top one third we didn't eat it though, but we
did buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
Oh what'd you do? I don't think we got We
don't want to eat it all right? Eight four forjore
Live eight four four six six five six four A
text ninety five five zero zero. What do you think, Lydia?
I want to know what your opinion is to this.

Speaker 46 (01:44:17):
I don't think it's a big deal.

Speaker 62 (01:44:18):
I think the first couple of times it can be
like fifty to fifty, But once it gets to a
certain point that it seems like you guys are at
he should be paying for everything, really, see, I think
as you get more progressed in the relationship, it's more
fifty to fifty.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
That's how I think.

Speaker 46 (01:44:33):
I don't think a man should be paying for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
No, I think I think when you're in a relationship, honestly,
he should pay.

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
Really, I think as a guy, you want to pay
for everything, and you should, you know, make the attempt
to pay first.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
But if your girl want to treat you every nine
and it's not the end of the way.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
I seem to go back and forth all the time,
and we don't share the majority of our finances, and
we go back and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
I think though, that you guys are married, and I know,
but that's the family card or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
But we that's what I'm saying, we don't because that
is only for household expenses like the mortgage and the
dt e BO.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
See. I would And in that case, if I was
this was me and Chelsea, I would make her pay
for the expensive meals And who pays for them? Who
do you think pays more? You or him? Me?

Speaker 19 (01:45:23):
Me?

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
Me, yeah, just because I'm sneaky, because I'm sneaky in
all corner.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
You know, a waiter. If we're out, when I have
to pretend to go to the bathroom, you have to
slip your card like you're out with other people when you're.

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Then it becomes like a I'll pay all you paid
that and I'll pay, And I'm like, no, I'm just
I don't have to pay.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
When it got to those situations because when you are,
you know, dating a boss, ass bitch or somebody that
like also wants to pay for certain things, sometimes the
way the bill will come and there may be a
little argument every now and yet. One of the things
I used to do used to do rock paper scissors.
That makes it fun, that makes it less pressure on
either party, do a little game and make it work

(01:46:06):
like that.

Speaker 46 (01:46:06):
That's good.

Speaker 45 (01:46:07):
I feel like if we ever went on to like
a formal dart, we haven't done that yet, I would
expect him to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
What if I look over at the table of a
grown ass man and a grown ass woman and they're
playing rock paper scissors fighting for the.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
Bell and were doing rock paper scitors in the bed
that night too?

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Is that for a position of who's.

Speaker 10 (01:46:29):
Justin?

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
What's up? Justin?

Speaker 20 (01:46:31):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
How's it going good? What do you think about this?

Speaker 55 (01:46:35):
Oh?

Speaker 43 (01:46:35):
I think it's okay for either or to pay, But
I mean maybe the first time, kind of like what
Shannon was saying that the guy should But like I
just went on a date the other day last Friday,
and you know, I offered to pay, but she kind
of fought with me a little bit, and I was like,
let me just pay the first time, And you know,
I guess it's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Okay for or justin? Big question who buys the condoms?

Speaker 8 (01:47:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
I think I'm gonna take care of that. You're gonna
take care of that one. That's actually the more expensive
part of the whole thing, depending on where you're eating. So, uh,
what's up Kirston. Hi, Hey guys, good morning, good morning morning.
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (01:47:16):
Hey, I just have a comment, just you know, it's
fine to pay for stuff.

Speaker 25 (01:47:19):
I have a friend, like my best friend took her
a while to get a man, but wow.

Speaker 32 (01:47:26):
Wow, she's with She's just so independent.

Speaker 14 (01:47:31):
She called me one day to be like yo, like
she's fighting with them, she arguing with him.

Speaker 38 (01:47:35):
She's like, I told him I had the groceries and
I don't need his dang help.

Speaker 36 (01:47:38):
But I'm like, girl, you gotta let him.

Speaker 14 (01:47:40):
Bring in the groceries with you, Like you don't have
to do everything yourself. It's okay.

Speaker 25 (01:47:45):
But it's like, you know, you guys can split the
split the love, split the love.

Speaker 17 (01:47:48):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
Fine. I will say I will say this that I
think in relationships, you know, you go out to meals
and stuff like that. If you're the if you as
a woman are constantly making meals at home and stuff
like that, I think he should pay for some of
the groceries. Like, I really do think that he should
unless he's paying for everything when you guys are going
out and this is your way to replenish, you know

(01:48:10):
everything there you know, I don't know I'm still old
school with this whole thing. To me, I'm old school.
And the fact that it's coffee, like that's the you know,
it's exactly, it's so small, right in. Okay, that is
actually a good thing. Yeah, let you just take the coffee.
That's good. But the next go around, if you are
pulling your card out, don't pull your card out for.

Speaker 46 (01:48:32):
The next Okay, I won't.

Speaker 45 (01:48:33):
But I'm saying, like he drives me around everywhere he
paid for, Like we got Chick fil A and he
paid for that.

Speaker 46 (01:48:37):
Like I don't know, Okay, if we go wat to
a formal dinner like restaurant, kill.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Y'all, please, all these cheap ass dates, can y'all go
somewhere if they're twenty two.

Speaker 24 (01:48:46):
We're not.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
Come on, they can go somewhere Chick fil A, Starbucks,
they can imagine. They can go somewhere in the Chick
fil A or do you.

Speaker 45 (01:48:54):
Guys get it in your car because he drives a Tesla,
so he doesn't want to mess up the tesla you
know he's got, but he's not.

Speaker 19 (01:49:00):
Paying for gas.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
He can't make you through the drive through. No car
is messy.

Speaker 46 (01:49:09):
When she I can see that the cars are actually
really nice, so I'm not going to mess that up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
What's up Cody? Hey guys.

Speaker 43 (01:49:17):
Yeah, I usually pay for all the stuff out with
the lady and everything, but what chance does I do
the same thing?

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
Uh?

Speaker 36 (01:49:25):
You know, I sneak the card to the server, but
then I got burned with a thousand dollars.

Speaker 19 (01:49:29):
Bill in Traverse City.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Oh my god, help you guys go.

Speaker 19 (01:49:32):
Yeah, so very lot a tasting room. I guess whoever
it was not as expensive as it was.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
Did you get anything out of that? Or no? No
bottle of wine? Only they eat tasty or bastard? That's
an expensive date?

Speaker 55 (01:49:50):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
A thousand bucks? My goodness? What's up? Brandon?

Speaker 8 (01:49:53):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (01:49:55):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (01:49:55):
How are you? The first time?

Speaker 22 (01:49:56):
Long time on a boat? So the first thing I
wanted to say is the fact that I've been listening
to you guys for so long that somebody on the
show is dating a nineteen year old.

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
Makes you feel old, I'm shocked to.

Speaker 22 (01:50:14):
But the second part of my comment is I'm very
old school in my dating, so I feel like it's
my responsibility to take care of everything. But if a
woman is offering to pay for something like I don't
care if it's a coffee or if we're doing like
an event and let's just say we go to the
zoo or something like that, and she's like, oh, well,
let me get lunch because you pay for that, Like

(01:50:36):
I'm spoiling that woman for life, because she's showing.

Speaker 19 (01:50:39):
Me that she's just as invested.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
As I am.

Speaker 46 (01:50:41):
Yeah, would you let her pay?

Speaker 22 (01:50:43):
Though, if she's offering, I would fight around it a
little bit, like I'll I'll pull on that receipt a
little bit, but depending on the amount, Like I don't
want her to be paying like one hundred bucks or
something like that. But if it's like ten, fifteen, twenty bucks, whatever,
all right, cool, no problem, But I'm not gonna take it,
you know, just laying down or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
And what if that's her way of showing love and affection,
then you're not allowing her to express herself. She wants
to show love, which ain't gonna work out.

Speaker 22 (01:51:11):
So I'm okay with that. Like as you like, but
as you progress, like you guys were saying, like, as
you progress, the deeper you get into things.

Speaker 11 (01:51:18):
Like I'm I'm easing up on that, right because we've
learned each.

Speaker 22 (01:51:21):
Other, We've talked about a lot. We've had that conversation, so, like,
I know, I've learned her way to express Like, if
that's what she wants to do, If she wants to
treat me outstanding, that's perfectly fine, because I'm I'm cool
with that, Like that's that's okay. Early on, I am
very old school. But as things progress and as you
put in that time and you have those conversations, you know,

(01:51:43):
if if I have a woman that wants to spoil
me because I treat her very well outstanding, like you've
hit the lotto man, there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
You go, Well, what if she what if she uses
the opportunity to maybe buy you something or to do
something for you nice, like to give you, you know,
to say, hey, I want to you know, I want
to give you something for being so generous with me,
like uses that opportunity. I think, like I think I
look at it as like when Chelse and I first
got together, I had no money. She made more money

(01:52:12):
than I did, and I always tried to pay and
if I didn't have money to go out and pay,
we didn't go out because I didn't want to be
stuck with Hey, you're paying for this.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
I feel you that's been a very uncomfortable position for
me to be in in certain relationships where prior to
having someone who bought me something or was the first
one to pull out a car, that was very uncomfortable
because that's not how I was raised, for one, and
that was never anything that another woman did prior to
that person, So it was very uncomfortable for that switch

(01:52:41):
to be like, wait a second, this is this is okay,
or this is somebody that does love differently than I've
ever been loved.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
It's an adjustment period.

Speaker 6 (01:52:49):
That's so interesting to hear because to me, it's like
I am successful, and I've worked hard to be successful,
and I'm so proud that I am able to put
my card in and do this. It's like a not
even like a flex, but it's it's important for me
to be able to do that, and I'm grateful that
I'm able to.

Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
Do that, and I think that that's good. But I
think as a guy, I think that you you have
to have that conversation too, because I think there.

Speaker 5 (01:53:14):
Are the social and societal constructs that make you feel
like you're not a man if you're not paying right.

Speaker 6 (01:53:18):
And it is so interesting to me when I am
the one that pays and the waiter or waitress comes
and brings the bill back and puts it in front
of West Time.

Speaker 45 (01:53:28):
Like in the past, I've had guys that would like
I would drive around, they would pay my gas. Some
guy boy me shoes, like all things like that. Before
I was like, yes, I deserve that, but I feel
like with him, I don't really need that. Like I
don't even care if he made money or not.

Speaker 46 (01:53:41):
I don't really care.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
I think it's the connection we have is like a
sugar daddy type thing when you're paying for all that stuff.

Speaker 46 (01:53:46):
No do I feel like a sugar dad?

Speaker 24 (01:53:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
No, I'm saying when the guy does that, Like if
a guy buying you shoes and buying you things like that,
I feel like that's kind of weird.

Speaker 45 (01:53:54):
I feel like it's nice in the moment, but it
doesn't really mean anything. I feel like the connection that
me and this kid a bill is way better than
any monetary.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Value ever is one I think you could be chick
filate is what kind of coffee does he order? Is
it expensive one?

Speaker 46 (01:54:09):
Or ice sugar cookie from Starbucks?

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
What size? Grand?

Speaker 46 (01:54:18):
I think it's a try?

Speaker 1 (01:54:19):
What if I know this funny way you know you
don't care if I know somebody's paying. Honestly, I always
order a size I never would order, or a small
smaller size small, yes, because I don't want you.

Speaker 6 (01:54:36):
And by the way, when it's you, you then order
everybody the biggest size for us.

Speaker 3 (01:54:41):
If you're weird, crazy, sometimes stupid and clinging, you're.

Speaker 7 (01:54:44):
Just like us.

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
This is Mojo Morning. It's the second date update on
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
All right, second date update. Why are you not getting
a call back after you went on a date? This
is amazing because not only do they go on a
date with each other, I understand they baked cookies with
the each other too. Morgan is on with us. How
did you guys meet Morgan?

Speaker 19 (01:55:05):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
We met on hinge Okay, and it was just a
great date. It was so great that you guys even
had sex.

Speaker 29 (01:55:18):
Yeah, I mean I thought it was a good date.

Speaker 20 (01:55:21):
I wasn't planning on hooking up, but.

Speaker 17 (01:55:24):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 8 (01:55:25):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Quick question for you. After the date is over with
and you guys say goodbye to each other, did you
guys say, hey, let's plan another date or let's meet
again or was that just kind of like something that
you would just assume would happen.

Speaker 37 (01:55:41):
Yeah, we left it really open and it felt like
I'll call you this weekend to make plan type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
Okay, so that actually was said. All right, Brett is
on the phone with us right now. Brett, will you
say hello to Morgan?

Speaker 35 (01:55:58):
Hello? Morgan?

Speaker 17 (01:56:01):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
Did you not know who you were going to talk?

Speaker 8 (01:56:05):
What do we do?

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
Did we tell did we tell you that Morgan was
on the phone, or would you tell you that somebody
wanted to talk to you or Mojo wanted to talk
to you? What did they say?

Speaker 17 (01:56:13):
Uh?

Speaker 35 (01:56:13):
They said somebody wanted to talk to me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:16):
I was like, okay, We're sorry about that. So Brett,
we're doing a thing called second Date Update, where if
you've been on a date with somebody and you haven't
talked to them in a while, you get them on
the phone, uh and you get a chance to figure
out what's going on. Morgan is on with us right now.
Morgan say hi to Brett.

Speaker 55 (01:56:34):
Hi Brett.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Oh crap, Hey, Hey, what's going on? So Brett talk
to us about, Uh, what's what's happening? What did you
think of Morgan? Did you enjoy your date?

Speaker 19 (01:56:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:56:52):
Yeah, I enjoyed the date very much.

Speaker 19 (01:56:56):
It was it was fun, Morgan said, really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
And I from what I understand from Morgan talking to us,
Morgan said that they and she shared this with us,
so I guess it's shareable because I always want to
respect the the woman in the situation. She said that
you guys ended up having sex, and I wanted to
figure out how a date goes from you know, meeting

(01:57:22):
on hinge to going out and then going back to
somebody's place and having sex to never talking to them
ever again. And I wanted to try to see if
we can reconnect you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
Yeah, okay, So here's the deal.

Speaker 10 (01:57:41):
Date was was was fun, Morgan was really cool.

Speaker 19 (01:57:45):
Everything was good, and.

Speaker 17 (01:57:48):
Yeah, we were you know, we went back to you know,
hanging out.

Speaker 35 (01:57:54):
And basically when things got down to it, I uh,
I I discovered she had a she had a lot
of hair down there, and I just I just said,
that's not my bag.

Speaker 37 (01:58:12):
I won't be rude, but like, okay, that is so
not fair, Like stop at all, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
Yeah, did you guys have sex? Did you Morgan? Did
you guys?

Speaker 51 (01:58:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (01:58:27):
He said it was fine, So I let him know beforehand.

Speaker 37 (01:58:32):
I was like, look, I wasn't planning on hooking up.
I would have she if I had known, And here like,
it's fine, So how could you hold that against me?

Speaker 1 (01:58:40):
Wait, so hold on, hold on one second. So you
said to him, you actually verbally said to him, hey,
i wasn't planning on doing this, so I'm not prepared.
I'm not prepared there and he and he said what.

Speaker 28 (01:58:57):
He said, that was fine.

Speaker 37 (01:58:58):
He literally said it was fine.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
He was probably expecting in some way less than what
he actually saw.

Speaker 6 (01:59:03):
But it doesn't matter. I totally get her point of
if you if you're not thinking that that's going to
happen on a first date, like I get that maybe
she didn't shave her legs, she didn't do that, all
those things, And if he said it's okay and still
went and they hooked up, to me.

Speaker 5 (01:59:20):
I understand complete what she was saying and truly understanding
she didn't know that was going to take place. But
in my mind, it's the same thing as somebody says, yeah,
I'm a little crazy, and.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
Then you'd be like, oh, it's okay, and then you
really see they fit.

Speaker 6 (01:59:34):
But also it sounds like this is not her, like
this is not how and it doesn't matter it's her choice,
but this is not how it normally is down there.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
Sure she.

Speaker 6 (01:59:45):
Well he didn't care in the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
Let me ask this question, Uh, Shannon, is a as
a woman who is dated, do you go into the
dates like prepared for anything, like, prepared for everything like?
Or do you go into the date saying and okay?
And if if you were not prepared like Morgan, would
you just say, you know what, I'm let's not do
it right now, but maybe we'll do it again, or

(02:00:07):
what would you do?

Speaker 6 (02:00:07):
I am very self conscious that way, and I would
I would pass, I would say no. I also know
that there are a lot of women who purposely don't
shave their or their legs to ensure that they don't yeah,
ensure that they don't go there.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
So yeah, or that yeah, I'll be honest with uh.
I think Brett, if she gave you fore warning, and
her forewarning was I'm not prepared for this, and you
went into that game, you know, to to play with
a with a real thick rough, then you got to

(02:00:47):
play that, you got to play the eighteen holes man,
and you got to just realize that that's the course
that you've never played before. I'm going to attribute this
to a golf and I'm gonna say that the fact
that she told and gave him the fore warning on
that deal, I think that it's his fault for going
through Ollie. What's up it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 7 (02:01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (02:01:08):
So I think that we have all done there as females,
like we do this thing where like we wear like
an ugly pair of panty there we don't shave that way,
like we don't.

Speaker 29 (02:01:16):
Give it up that night, but then the night gets
good and then like.

Speaker 28 (02:01:18):
We're like, okay, well whatever, and we always say like,
oh my god, I'm not yes.

Speaker 6 (02:01:23):
Even with my husband, there are nights when I'm like,
I really would rather shower first, you know, like I
give him the warning and if he doesn't care, he
doesn't care.

Speaker 1 (02:01:34):
Rosalind, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 61 (02:01:35):
Hi, Hey, I just want to just say that this
guy watches a lot of porn all the time and
think Bob woman and are bear down there and.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
It's not mastiss Rosalind. I'm gonna ask you, though, have
you ever been more hairy than you'd like to actually
fill you know, fulfill the uh the act?

Speaker 61 (02:01:59):
And then I think it's natural, and I think all
of this going somewhere and getting whacked, so I think
all that's unnatural. These guys are programmed to porn.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
And I will say this, I'm not gonna judge whether
you're gonna shave down there or not shave down there,
But I do think that there are moments, like Shannon said,
in other cases where it's the grooming part of I
didn't take a shower or whatever, and at that point
then it's up to you to be able to do
And I thought Morgan did it great and handled it great. Hey,
I'd love to continue to go, but I'm just not
ready for this. And and if he's going for it, man,

(02:02:34):
he's horny as hell, and then let's just go for it.
And at that point, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna
say it's okay, that's all right. I wouldn't judge her
off of that. She at least was honest. But Morgan,
and without getting too personal, has it been a bit
since since you have been sexually active? Because I'm just

(02:02:56):
wondering if this is something that you do, Uh, do
you prepare for this more?

Speaker 37 (02:03:03):
I mean, yeah, I haven't really been dating a while.

Speaker 30 (02:03:06):
I've had a really big job transit like.

Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
What, no need to explain that. I get it because
because I will, I will say this to you. I
give you grace on that. I think Brett, I think
you know you can do better?

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
Yes, what you would?

Speaker 17 (02:03:22):
You want?

Speaker 1 (02:03:26):
You want her prepared?

Speaker 6 (02:03:27):
She's lying and that's just how she's a no.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
No if she want to be hairy married and let
her be.

Speaker 6 (02:03:35):
Away journey a few weeks ago, supposedly the big thing
for the summer is the bikini bush. Yes, bush coming
out of Nobody want to see that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:45):
I'm saying, nobody want to. That's ridiculous. I'll be honest
with you. I know a lot of guys. I don't
think there's a lot of guys that would turn away
a girl or turn away the opportunity to get some
if the girl had the hair. I don't know.

Speaker 19 (02:03:59):
Chris and my on this, absolutely not. I'll take Harry.

Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
Mary on the date all day.

Speaker 5 (02:04:05):
I love that the hair is okay with Chris right,
more than Merrier. Absolutely, I've never been with anybody that
was superhery like that. I've seen a little hair, but
I ain't never seen you know, yeah book weed or
now all right, Well, thank thank you for the call.
Appreciate you. Chris hold on a second lady, last call.

Speaker 1 (02:04:29):
What's up?

Speaker 42 (02:04:30):
So I'm literally driving to my wax appointment right now.

Speaker 38 (02:04:34):
I'm definitely I'm definitely not someone who's like who has
a lot of hair down there.

Speaker 47 (02:04:42):
But I will also say, if you like we're all adults.

Speaker 28 (02:04:45):
If he's making this stig of a deal on the
first date about body hair like.

Speaker 21 (02:04:49):
He's doing he's doing her a favor like you haven't one.

Speaker 1 (02:04:52):
Don't want to be with someone. This for the person
that does your wax.

Speaker 28 (02:04:56):
Give them this podcast to European whack Cloth in the
inbor I Dan.

Speaker 3 (02:05:02):
This is the whole with the Dirty on the thirty
fro back Froda on a second Date update and War
the Roses.

Speaker 1 (02:05:08):
This is Mojo in the Morning. All right, it's Mojo
in the Morning show. So Christmas is uh just around
the corner. And Shannon's kids have a wish list that
has got Shannon thinking, okay, plan B because some things
on that list you're not thinking about getting them.

Speaker 6 (02:05:27):
Oh and I even think there's no thinking. It's it's
a hard no. It's a big no, all caps no.
So Lucy is eleven and Anna. She has wanted a
phone for since she was born. Basically, she came out
of me saying iPhone, and she is not. That's like,
she's not getting her phone, and so I anybody who

(02:05:51):
asks her, that's like the number one thing that she says.
And so I had to sit her down the other
day and say, look, Dad and I talked about this.
We are on the same page, and I don't want
you to think that we keep saying no in order
to surprise you on Christmas morning. Like I am telling
you right now, there is going to be no surprise there.
You're not getting a phone. So then she says she

(02:06:12):
wants a puppy, which that's even I'd almost rather get
her a phone and than have another damn dog in
my house at this point, Okay, we've got three.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
There's no way.

Speaker 6 (02:06:20):
And then we went to see Sanna over the weekend
and my my eight year old Smith. Sannah was like, well,
what do you want for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (02:06:27):
Smith?

Speaker 6 (02:06:27):
And Smith's always like I want everything, is what he
tells me. He's a hard one to shop for. He
pulled a dirt bike what out of somewhere, I don't know,
and I'm thinking he's not getting a dirt bike. He's
the clumsiest kid on the face of planet Earth.

Speaker 54 (02:06:41):
No way.

Speaker 6 (02:06:42):
So all of the things that are the number one
items on their lists or nos this year, and I
know that there are there are a lot of parents
in the same boat of like the big thing on
your child Christmas list is just it's not it's not happening.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
Is it the is it the money? Is it the
the danger of both things, the phone and the dirt
bike both or what is it? What is yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:07:07):
I mean obviously the phone. I just I'm trying to
put that off for as long as I possibly can.
And the dirt bike, there is no way that that
is happening.

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
For a dismiss it might be fired to get him
dirt bike less.

Speaker 12 (02:07:21):
I was singing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
He ain't got to go fully dirt bike.

Speaker 6 (02:07:26):
So I gotta tell you something his birthdays in June,
if you get something like because then he was like, well,
what about an electric bike? I said, that's a really
cool idea. However, it's to some you wouldn't even be
able to ride it until why don't you ask for
that for your birthday in the summer?

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
And then it is cool when you get a bike
at Christmas time and you can't really ride it.

Speaker 6 (02:07:45):
Last year, that's when I got him because the kid
has grown so much he needed a new bike, and
I thought, okay, I got I.

Speaker 1 (02:07:51):
Got questions And by the way, yes, please call and
tell us what's on your kid's list that they ain't
getting at Santa, I ain't bringing to that eight four
four Mojoe live what I know that you are in
agreement on the phone with their father. What about on
the dirt bikes? What if their father gets them the
dirt bike? Would you be God bless them? Oh? Really? So?
Is it not the danger of the dirt bike? Or

(02:08:13):
is it just that you don't want to.

Speaker 6 (02:08:14):
Buy him the for me?

Speaker 38 (02:08:15):
It is for me.

Speaker 6 (02:08:16):
I don't think it's a good idea for him eight
years old. I could you know, that's just my opinion.
Maybe Santa or his dad will get him an electric bike,
which I actually love that idea.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
But we got Luke at dirt bike, I think at
that same age. Real, yeah, but did you want to
do it or did Chelsea want to do it? Actually,
be honest with you, it was Chelsea that wanted it.
Chelsea wanted it for him or thought that he was
okay to have it, and I got to find I
do have pictures somewhere?

Speaker 5 (02:08:48):
Did you have reservations when she brought it up? Or
were you even full agreement? You know what I talked
about it. I think on the radio at the time
that I didn't know if he was old enough.

Speaker 1 (02:08:56):
And then I got phone calls from every you know,
a person that lives in Lake Orean or Oxford that
live out like in the rural areas of I.

Speaker 12 (02:09:07):
Was gonna say, where's Luke riding that in West Bloomfield?

Speaker 1 (02:09:09):
You can ride it on our.

Speaker 6 (02:09:11):
Street and familiar and I know Smith would break both
arms the first day he wrote it. And also I
am a nervous nelly mom and I would be an
anxious mess if I knew he was out on a
dr bike.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
My favorite, my favorite though, was when he drove through
our front trees with the thing.

Speaker 6 (02:09:30):
And he like, are you looking for a video of it?

Speaker 1 (02:09:32):
I'm looking for I know I have the video of
the thing, like literally of him driving through our trees,
which was pretty crazy.

Speaker 15 (02:09:39):
Can I just say, on the Lucy know, I think
it's so awesome that you set that expectation for her,
because I was the kid who was who would ask
for things my parents would say no, and then I
would be so excited on Christmas.

Speaker 12 (02:09:49):
I'm like, they're gonna surprise me with it. No, they didn't.

Speaker 15 (02:09:51):
Surprise me with it. So it's I think it's a
good idea that you sat her down and you were like,
it's not happening.

Speaker 6 (02:09:57):
Yeah, we're not trying to surprise you.

Speaker 1 (02:09:59):
I remember, remember though, when I was a kid and
I and there were a bunch of things, obviously that
I always wanted. I think I wanted like a dirt
bike or whatever when I was a kid, and I
remember thinking, Sanna is definitely bringing it, even though my
parents are saying this, Sanna's bringing it, and that fat
ass didn't bring it.

Speaker 15 (02:10:17):
I wanted an iPod and I got an m P
three player knockoff.

Speaker 12 (02:10:21):
I was like, dang it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
You remember that. Remember when Remember when you were your
parents would buy you the knockoffs of things, and every
one of your friends would have the real version of
it and call that a dupe.

Speaker 6 (02:10:33):
Nowadays can be a great thing.

Speaker 1 (02:10:35):
That was a total dupe. What's up, Nicole, how you doing.

Speaker 63 (02:10:39):
Hey?

Speaker 21 (02:10:40):
I was just saying, if Shannon wants to get her
son a dirt bike.

Speaker 31 (02:10:43):
My son.

Speaker 27 (02:10:44):
My husband welded on training hills on my son's first
dirt bike.

Speaker 1 (02:10:48):
Oh okay, so it couldn't fall over? All right? Well,
say weld on. I could see Shannon making West go
out there and has to be like, what the f
am I doing?

Speaker 8 (02:11:00):
That?

Speaker 1 (02:11:00):
Seems to be well done? Was he really was done?
Everything has?

Speaker 6 (02:11:03):
Trust me, he has done everything.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
That's crazy. All right, Well you know what, thank you
for the option. She's shaking her head. No, what's up Amber?
How you doing Hi?

Speaker 25 (02:11:12):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (02:11:13):
We're good? What's going on? What's what's on the list
this year?

Speaker 11 (02:11:17):
So her first item on this list?

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
I don't know if you've heard of the Catside Group.

Speaker 7 (02:11:22):
It's a singing girl band.

Speaker 42 (02:11:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:11:25):
She uh.

Speaker 9 (02:11:26):
They have a light stick, this thing that you literally
press a button and it spins in at lights.

Speaker 7 (02:11:31):
It is seventy dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
I was like, you're absolutely out.

Speaker 21 (02:11:35):
Of your mind.

Speaker 42 (02:11:35):
No, you buy that yourself. I'm not buying this.

Speaker 12 (02:11:38):
She's thirteen years old.

Speaker 6 (02:11:40):
Also, you just don't want it in your house.

Speaker 16 (02:11:43):
No, what is she going to do with it?

Speaker 8 (02:11:45):
You know?

Speaker 9 (02:11:46):
She she went to five Below and bought a picture
framed cat stand that has a little potholder next to
it to put the light stick in.

Speaker 19 (02:11:55):
I go, what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (02:11:56):
What are we doing?

Speaker 55 (02:11:59):
That?

Speaker 20 (02:12:00):
She really is?

Speaker 11 (02:12:01):
And I'm like, I just it's crazy.

Speaker 52 (02:12:02):
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 1 (02:12:04):
My favorite is when the kids want things that are allowed,
like they you know, and grandma and grandpa go out
and buy those things. Yeah, they're they're the ones grabbing nose.
What's up, Anaya?

Speaker 7 (02:12:17):
Hi, it's a it's Anya.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
Anya. Well there you go. I think I don't think
I ever get anayas or Anya's right, so I just
do it the opposite. What's going on?

Speaker 32 (02:12:30):
All right?

Speaker 27 (02:12:31):
So my four year old, she's gonna be five in January,
is asking for a real live unicorn.

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
You gotta get that. See, those are good. Those are
good gifts because the the fact that you know, you
can get away with saying, you know, here's a stuffed animal,
you know what I mean, like one of those type
of things. But the problem is when when a realistic
opportunity is there, like the phone option for the dirt
bike option.

Speaker 6 (02:12:58):
Yeah, I am the Grange.

Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
Yeah, are there any parents that are getting their kids
live animals? You have to call us up because I
think you're crazy when you do that. What's up, Lisa,
how you doing?

Speaker 11 (02:13:10):
Hi?

Speaker 39 (02:13:11):
So ironically, you know, I got my kids when they
were younger a mini dirt bike and they were right
at my in laws and it was totally fine there.

Speaker 21 (02:13:19):
But the e bike scare the crap on me.

Speaker 39 (02:13:22):
Kids in suburbia. They're driving all over the place like run,
you know, and there's been some accidents with them.

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
So e bike is my hard No year old e
bikes are crazy. They for the first time over the summer,
it was so fun and fast. But if you talk
to Michigan Orthopedic, you should see how many people are
e bike injuries really that Oh gosh, there's a ton
of people and it's usually grown ass adults and it's

(02:13:49):
moms usually because they go, I want a knee bike
and they get on a knee bike and they end
up separating their shoulder or something like that. What did
your daughter ask for sure, Lisa?

Speaker 18 (02:13:59):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (02:13:59):
She she did an Amazon cart and she put a
pair of seventeen dollars socks in her cart.

Speaker 1 (02:14:06):
Oh, okay, what are you like?

Speaker 6 (02:14:08):
I could get a pack of nine.

Speaker 61 (02:14:10):
Yeah for that, Like, I'm not buying a pair of
seventeen dollars thocks.

Speaker 1 (02:14:15):
What's the difference between the seventeen dollars socks and the
is it a name brand on it?

Speaker 31 (02:14:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 33 (02:14:22):
They're like long and they go up heer cast they gray.

Speaker 1 (02:14:25):
I don't know what it is about that, because I
was the kid that always wore the knockoff versions because
I was fat. It wasn't so much that my parents
didn't have the ability to afford it. It was if
I was the one that had to go get the pants.
The pants versions that I got weren't like available, so
to speak. You know, so I my version was sears.

(02:14:48):
We used to have to go to Singers and the
husky section, remember how.

Speaker 6 (02:14:52):
You talk about it?

Speaker 1 (02:14:53):
Do they still do they still have your at JC
Penny last night? Do they have the husky section?

Speaker 6 (02:14:57):
It was in the junior section by the jingle ball stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:15:00):
See, but I was in the grown man section when
I was a little kid. There are no juniors for me.
I'm shopping where the construction workers are. What's up, Leonard?
How you doing? Hey?

Speaker 17 (02:15:11):
My son we got him a quad first and he
was like seven or eight, and then now he he
has a dirt bike one ten behind at one ten
and before that he was at the fifty. So we
just kind of worked a buck gradually.

Speaker 1 (02:15:29):
So Leonard, do you think that Smith who's eight years
old could handle that, you know, something like this?

Speaker 19 (02:15:38):
Well a quad, he got four tires.

Speaker 17 (02:15:40):
He can't really fall we can.

Speaker 6 (02:15:42):
I'm telling you, yes you can.

Speaker 1 (02:15:43):
I've seen a grown ass woman and can't coom fall off.

Speaker 17 (02:15:50):
So well we got them this quack he hit the
turn first time a little too fast, got it up
on two wheels on the fig he.

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
Never that is true. That is true. Once you wipe
out once. Yeah, you're not going that fast anymore. Sometimes.
I think what you need to do, though, is I
think you need to like rent one. I'll never forget
taking Luke to go buy this little motorcycle thing. And
we walked into the the what the hell was it?

(02:16:19):
It was like off of Telegraph Road. It was like
a Honda dealership or Kawasaki dealership or something. And I
go in there and I'm like looking at the bikes
that are like my type of bikes, and I'm looking, wait,
father and son, dad and son type thing. You know,
we could be like paunching John from Chips, you know
what I mean, like riding our bikes together is a
and I remember looking going. That didn't happen, not at all.

(02:16:43):
He ended up getting it. Christina, what do you think
is going to be the thing that your kid's not
getting for Christmas this year?

Speaker 4 (02:16:50):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (02:16:50):
She's definitely not getting an iPad?

Speaker 1 (02:16:53):
Oh no, not even a mini huh No.

Speaker 28 (02:16:57):
She already has like an iPhone, a laptop, yeah, all
the things.

Speaker 10 (02:17:01):
And she doesn't even want them any She wants the
full version, the newest one.

Speaker 1 (02:17:05):
That's and that's the thing. If you don't get them
what they want, then they don't want to use it
because they feel like they can't bring it out in
front of their friends and show off in front of them.
Christine or Kristin, what is it that your daughter wants?

Speaker 28 (02:17:18):
Oh, my gosh, twelve hundred dollars Everyana Grande tickets?

Speaker 12 (02:17:21):
Oh whoa, ma'am.

Speaker 30 (02:17:24):
I was in the Cube forever to try to get them,
like from the pre sale.

Speaker 28 (02:17:28):
And they and I got kicked out after two and
a half hours.

Speaker 25 (02:17:31):
Of being in there, so I couldn't get them for
like regular price.

Speaker 28 (02:17:34):
She's like, please, please please, I'm like, honey, it's not happening.

Speaker 1 (02:17:37):
Wow, that's yeah, that that's a big expensive gift. Absolute. Uh, Lena,
what's up? How you doing?

Speaker 20 (02:17:45):
Hey, I'm good. How are you exparning?

Speaker 1 (02:17:47):
Good? We're talking about kids wanting animals. You had the
story for us.

Speaker 27 (02:17:52):
Yeah, so growing up, my dad actually got my cousin
a bird for Christmas. And then you know, my dad
and my uncle are very competitive. So when I turn
eight years old, my uncle got me a guinea pig
for Christmas just to get my dad back to getting
hurt of the bird.

Speaker 6 (02:18:06):
Guinea pigs scare the crap out of me.

Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
I love when the family start doing the battle thing
where they give the kids like a gift that the
families don't want to give, you know what I mean.
And animals are bad. Those are bad deals. But uh,
thank you for the call. I appreciate it. I think
any kind of a thing like a pig or what
are their little rats that the kids all want, Yeah,

(02:18:28):
ferrets and herbal whatever. It's like anytime you do that,
you know, yeah, all it is is mom having to
take care of all that crap right all right? Uh,
it's mojo in the morning.

Speaker 23 (02:18:41):
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half of them work and the other half really heart
that bright Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning.

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Speaker 8 (02:19:02):
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Speaker 1 (02:19:17):
Mojo in the Morning Show. I've always heard this term
and I've never in my life ever understood it, and
I don't understand what it is. So somebody give me
a definition, otherwise I'm going to Urban Dictionary. Anna rob
is taking part in cuffing season. I heard you're having
doing a little coffeing right now. Sorry, No, what is

(02:19:40):
cuffing seasons?

Speaker 12 (02:19:41):
Just let me educate, Mojo.

Speaker 15 (02:19:42):
Cuffing season is when hot girl summer or hot girl
boy or hot boy summer ends and people are ready
to be cuffed up because it's cold, the holidays are
coming around. We got Christmas, Valentine's Day. For some reason,
people just want to boom. Maybe they're inside more, they're
watching Netflix more. I know it's cuffing season because I

(02:20:04):
have had two of my former flings in my dms
like oh I miss you so much, and I'm sitting
here like do you really miss me? Or are you
just bored and cold and inside and suddenly you want
a companion again.

Speaker 6 (02:20:18):
It's so funny because I understand coffing season, and I
know that that's been a thing. But I also we
hear that people want to end true certain relationships before
the holidays so they don't have to buy gifts for
people or go to family gatherings when they're like lukewarm
about the past.

Speaker 12 (02:20:35):
I think it goes either way.

Speaker 15 (02:20:37):
I also see if it was a newer relationship, like
I'm not having somebody buy me a Christmas gift if
we're just starting to talk.

Speaker 12 (02:20:44):
Right now, So I could see it going that way too.

Speaker 1 (02:20:46):
But I hear what you're saying, So do you want
to be cuffed? Do you want to have a relationship
or the season?

Speaker 12 (02:20:53):
No, I am looking for a husband eventually.

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
What would you rather? Would you rather be in a
relationship in the summer or in the winter. If I
said to you you could only be in a relationship
for one particular part of the year, that's a good question.

Speaker 15 (02:21:09):
Honestly, probably the winter because summer you're outside and you're
having fun.

Speaker 1 (02:21:12):
Yeah, I think the same thing too.

Speaker 5 (02:21:13):
I don't know though, I feel like if I if
it's a solid relationship, I'd rather it be the summer
because we can do more things.

Speaker 6 (02:21:20):
Oh but the winter it's so romantic. You do all
the holiday things.

Speaker 5 (02:21:25):
I like being outside and having fun though, Like day
drinking with your bay is like a vive you'all gonna
spend all day outside. The days are longer, it's warmer,
there's way more stuff to do. There's a lot of
bays out there, though you see them more in the summertime. Yeah,
but I mean if you locked in with your partner, though,
and you locked in with your partner, the winter does
have its privileges. You get to snuggle, get you under
a nice cover, you know what I mean.

Speaker 15 (02:21:46):
I like that helps with the like seasonal depression because
it's cold and dark out.

Speaker 12 (02:21:51):
Yeah, to be inside with somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight is our telephone number. What's
better to be uh in a relationship? I'd love to
know your thoughts on that. But also I'd like to
know either those that do this, like are those that
take part in all these different terms that you see
right now? You know where people are? I mean, I
cuffing season has been around forever.

Speaker 6 (02:22:13):
It seems like I want to know if you're going
to respond to any to either of these two.

Speaker 12 (02:22:18):
Well, I am a little bored, so I'm telling to
be like, yeah, come on over.

Speaker 6 (02:22:22):
What about the guy that you met in Mexico.

Speaker 15 (02:22:25):
I'm still trying to figure that one out, Okay, So
I don't know if we were just in love in
Mexico or if we're actually in love.

Speaker 12 (02:22:31):
So TVD we'll see when he comes home.

Speaker 1 (02:22:33):
It is kind of funny when you're away, the difference
between what a potential relationship can be, and then all
of a sudden you get back to your normal see yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:22:41):
I mean that's with couples as well. You go away
to vacation and it's magical, and then you come home
in real life hits you and you're like, I really.

Speaker 12 (02:22:48):
Smell we could make something work. But we'll see.

Speaker 17 (02:22:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
By the way, when you said that, if you could
watch a video, I don't know if we can do
an instant replay on that one, if we can go
to the telestrator. When you said, what about the guy?
What if? What about the guy in Mexico? You should
have seen the look on her phone. I was right
at no she's not, I can't be honest with you.
She didn't light up. This was her reaction. Her action was,
I know, can I.

Speaker 12 (02:23:12):
Be honest with you?

Speaker 15 (02:23:12):
It was kind of like, yeah, I know, this isn't
the topic. But I have been going back and forth, like, oh,
should I text him? Should I not text him? We
haven't really talked and all since you came back.

Speaker 17 (02:23:22):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (02:23:23):
Not really?

Speaker 15 (02:23:24):
So he's in he's in another country right now for work.
He's in Tokyo, so he's fourteen hours ahead. It's it's
just it's a thing.

Speaker 12 (02:23:30):
It's hard. But I did.

Speaker 15 (02:23:32):
I sent him like a text and got no response.
But he's all over my Instagram DM, So I'm like,
I don't know what this man wants.

Speaker 1 (02:23:40):
So he didn't respond to your to your text? No,
but he what is he? DM? Is he just like
looking at your story and then harden it and stuff
or is he actually writing my stories? Are like, you know,
write comment that's half assed. I don't like it.

Speaker 12 (02:23:52):
Agreed half fast.

Speaker 6 (02:23:54):
I think like, if you want to text, I don't
care what times when you're in. If you want to
talk to somebody or text somebody or send them a message, you.

Speaker 1 (02:24:00):
Can do it.

Speaker 12 (02:24:00):
Agree, So I'm kind of writing them off, but we'll see.

Speaker 1 (02:24:03):
Hey, Amanda, what's up. It's Mojo in the morning. Good
morning everyone, Good morning.

Speaker 33 (02:24:09):
This topic sucks.

Speaker 37 (02:24:12):
My boyfriend and I broke up the other day.

Speaker 12 (02:24:13):
I don't like this.

Speaker 6 (02:24:15):
How long did you guys get together?

Speaker 25 (02:24:17):
It wasn't long.

Speaker 29 (02:24:18):
But it's one of those things that's kind of teaching me.

Speaker 25 (02:24:21):
It doesn't really matter the length of it.

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
It matters the what what what?

Speaker 42 (02:24:26):
What it consisted of?

Speaker 1 (02:24:27):
If that makes sense? Why did you all break of it?

Speaker 31 (02:24:32):
I don't even know.

Speaker 37 (02:24:33):
You know, men become distant.

Speaker 29 (02:24:35):
Things happen and then they stop talking to you, and
you can only speak up for yourself so much before
you have to choose your own feelings and protect your
own heart.

Speaker 20 (02:24:43):
You know.

Speaker 12 (02:24:44):
Do you think he was trying to avoid the holiday
season coming up?

Speaker 1 (02:24:48):
No?

Speaker 18 (02:24:49):
I don't.

Speaker 20 (02:24:49):
I have my theories.

Speaker 1 (02:24:50):
But do you think there's somebody else in that theory?

Speaker 45 (02:24:54):
No?

Speaker 25 (02:24:55):
And even if there is, tutulou.

Speaker 31 (02:25:00):
Not a game of car.

Speaker 1 (02:25:03):
So you broke up with him, right?

Speaker 25 (02:25:06):
I guess you could say that.

Speaker 1 (02:25:07):
Yeah, I mean either you did or you did know?

Speaker 12 (02:25:10):
She said he broke up?

Speaker 25 (02:25:11):
Well, no, we we just split.

Speaker 29 (02:25:14):
I don't think it was message because he hadn't you know,
you're not going to communicate with me. Why am I
gonna give you a breakup?

Speaker 1 (02:25:23):
He went radio silent. So I guess what. It's cuffing season,
and I think you need to get coffed. We need
a cuff part. We need to cuff you.

Speaker 25 (02:25:30):
No, I need to throw him away because now I'm sad.

Speaker 1 (02:25:34):
That's true. You need you need your morning process and
then started cuffing.

Speaker 12 (02:25:37):
You're going to have a hot girl winter. I believe it.

Speaker 6 (02:25:40):
There we go.

Speaker 20 (02:25:41):
Thank you, it's a hot girl winner.

Speaker 1 (02:25:43):
Good for you. Puts some marshmallow. Love you, Amanda. Take
care of yourself.

Speaker 25 (02:25:46):
It's a great day.

Speaker 12 (02:25:47):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (02:25:48):
Bye. Uh, what's happening. Let's see what Aaron's up to.
What's up? Baron Mojo?

Speaker 64 (02:25:55):
Who come up with the term couffing season? That sounds
kind of wrong if you really think about it.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
Why what's wrong?

Speaker 64 (02:26:05):
Because cuffing season, it's more like being handcuffed with somebody
for five months out of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:26:15):
You think it's like a prison sentence.

Speaker 6 (02:26:17):
Yeah, that's what it is with somebody. Yeah, but you
want to be with that person.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
Any short term. So he's thinking that it doesn't seem
very attractive to be cuffed. But I think that, you
know what, we're all kind of cuffed by the weather
so voluntarily. Yeah, Emily, what's better to be in a
relationship right now or be in a relationship in the summer.

Speaker 25 (02:26:42):
I'm definitely in this summer.

Speaker 38 (02:26:43):
There's way more to do, first of all, and then
in the winter, like all the holidays, and then I
don't know about anybody else, but I want to buy
presents for my kids.

Speaker 9 (02:26:52):
I don't want to have to buy for somebody else.

Speaker 30 (02:26:54):
Especially we're just like dating, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Yeah. I never saw I thought about that. Is it
becomes offensive to be in a relationship with somebody at
this time? Yeah, I think we should hibernate. We shall
just sleep for a few.

Speaker 19 (02:27:06):
Months, you know, That's what winter's all about.

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
Yeah, and we get, we get fat, we get, we
get we enjoy ourselves. What's up, Colin? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:27:18):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (02:27:19):
How are you good? You disagree though you like dating
a girl in the winter?

Speaker 19 (02:27:24):
I do.

Speaker 1 (02:27:25):
Why somebody keep you warm?

Speaker 62 (02:27:29):
That?

Speaker 65 (02:27:30):
And also I think because it's more because a lot
of people like to go snowmobiling and like fireplaces and
hanging out near the fire.

Speaker 35 (02:27:40):
So I feel like it's a better way.

Speaker 1 (02:27:42):
Women like snowmobiling. Are women liking you do like that? Then, Channa,
would you rather go snowmobiling in the winter time or
would you rather be stepping on a beach?

Speaker 6 (02:27:54):
Stepping on a beach, not in the water, but stepping
on the beer.

Speaker 1 (02:27:57):
Why do you say that about Shannon?

Speaker 5 (02:28:01):
Shannon and type of money if they go to she
has no money, but not in this regard, Shannon is
the type to go to like these ski resorts and
not ski You want to look fashionable with hot coco.

Speaker 6 (02:28:14):
In her mind operates, I'm not skiing for the oper.

Speaker 1 (02:28:20):
Photo. What's up, Jeff? How you doing?

Speaker 41 (02:28:23):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 52 (02:28:24):
How are you guys?

Speaker 54 (02:28:25):
Good?

Speaker 1 (02:28:25):
We're we're talking about coffee season. What's happening?

Speaker 40 (02:28:29):
Yeah, I was calling talking about the.

Speaker 19 (02:28:33):
Fact though Anna and her Mexican love.

Speaker 1 (02:28:36):
Let's talk about the Mexican guy.

Speaker 19 (02:28:42):
He just wants to convenience of it.

Speaker 17 (02:28:44):
He just wants to He just wants to put her
in the sheets.

Speaker 19 (02:28:46):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:52):
It's too early to go in that direction.

Speaker 5 (02:28:54):
I mean, obviously, like we said, you get out of town,
you get some drinks, you get some weather, you get
some energy. You see somebody cool, you see somebody that's attractive, Yeah,
and there's a bond that forms. Yeah, there's there's something
about that. And also I think you guys were working
together too, so there is something about going on a
work trip.

Speaker 1 (02:29:12):
So when you guys are both doing the same thing,
it is.

Speaker 17 (02:29:15):
But if if she felt something, he didn't react on it,
then she needs to leave those boys alone and come
get with a man.

Speaker 1 (02:29:23):
Oh okay, okay, trying to get comfort season. Okay, Jim,
you sound like you might be a dad a bit
older than her. Literally I am, I am all right.

Speaker 49 (02:29:35):
I'm too old for Jeff or whatever his name is,
Jim Jeff.

Speaker 1 (02:29:44):
Listen, you know what his name is. His name is.
His name is too old for Anna. That's what his
name is.

Speaker 3 (02:29:49):
Either knew nor improved, but still better than the rest.
Just mojo in the morning. That's a mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:30:07):
Hey, it's that time of year, happy holidays. I always
say that it's that time of year where I am
racing to the last day of the year that we're working.
You ain't getting one hundred percent out of me after
jingle ball talk, that's all after jingle ball. Just guess
what I'm leaving.

Speaker 6 (02:30:30):
I feel like our show is leading up to the holiday.
Are always just like kind of I don't know, there's
no structure to them, and they're so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:30:37):
You think I havenaged. By the way, I'm a little
lactose intolerance. I love if you if you get the
right stuff. I got this creamy bourbon stuff over here
that's so delicious. Have some of that this morning. Well,
I want to have a conversation here right now that
I think might offend some people, and if it does,
I apologize, But I do want to bring it up

(02:30:58):
because I was having a conversation with friends. I was
just recently down in Tampa, Florida, where I was visiting
the Joe Show, and those guys down there had their
company's holiday party already. Yeah, they had it on Friday.
And listen to this holiday party. I was invited. They
actually invited me to go to the company holiday party.
They had it at the casino. Okay, so they had

(02:31:19):
it at the Hollywood casino or casino. Did you have
to dress up and stuff? Well, no, is at a casino.
You don't need to just dress up. You're going to
my mom thinking James Boss. So let me tell you
what the what this was. They had their party. So
this is an iHeart Company party for the Tampa market.
We're in Detroit, a bigger market, right, I think we're

(02:31:42):
larger than Tampa. Find mistaken. I could be wrong. I
don't know the Nielsen rankings these days. So their party
was at a casino. They had food and drink, and
every employee that came to that party got five hundred
dollars to gamble rough whoa stop. They could not take
the five hundred dollars and just put it in their pocket.

(02:32:04):
They had to take the five hundred dollars that they
got as a gambling money, and they had to use
it kind of like you get the free spinds on
DraftKings or whatever, and they had to use it in
any money that they made from it.

Speaker 6 (02:32:15):
They got to that is a good holiday party.

Speaker 1 (02:32:19):
It did was it gave them the opportunity to participate
if they didn't have the money. So they have this party.
Everybody is invited. And I said to the lady that
plans the party down there, I said to her, I go,
can I be honest with you? I go, yeah, I go,
how the hell are you guys doing this? I go,
we got budget issues, and we got you know, we're
trying to make money for the company and stuff like that,
and this is going on, and she goes, oh, she goes,

(02:32:41):
you know, our market manager gave me money to trade
with trade for those people that don't know, is you
run advertising for basically the money that it would cost
for that thing. I said, wow, they gave you some
How much trade did that cost? She goes, it was
like ten thousand dollars, like ten grand of a party. Okay,
now let me tell you about our holiday Oh okay,
our holiday party. I just got the alert on this

(02:33:04):
is a week from today. Okay, we're having our office
holiday party. So on a Tuesday. Our holiday party is
going to be catered. It's gonna be nice. We're gonna
have great food and drink. Spirits will be flying. But
our holiday party is here at the office. Our company
holiday party is at the office, no offense. But that's

(02:33:25):
not a holiday party. That's over time with cookies. We
are not we are not necessarily having a holiday party.
We are basically forced to celebrate the holidays in the
office with co workers past the time that we normally
would work here, is it at least in the front
or is it don't make a difference because guess what,

(02:33:49):
me has to drive downtown at four am and then
come all the way back here at five pm or
six pm or whatever the holiday party is. We gotta
stop doing.

Speaker 8 (02:34:00):
So.

Speaker 1 (02:34:01):
I want to put this out there and I'm going
to say this, and if I love that you're looking
around a year Colleen's listening. I will be the team
leader for the iHeartRadio Detroit Holiday Party twenty twenty six.

Speaker 6 (02:34:17):
I will co share it with you.

Speaker 20 (02:34:19):
I love.

Speaker 6 (02:34:19):
I'm not joking. I love planning a party.

Speaker 1 (02:34:21):
And if you give us the freedom that the people
in Tampa got of at least getting, you can go
out and do a trade from engine. I will come
up with the biggest badass party that we can come
up with and make everybody's year go great. Have you
seen the meme at all of the guy from Home Alone,
the what's his name? The actor Rob Schneider as the

(02:34:43):
door guy where he opens up the pizza and it's
the cheese pizza and he goes and the meme is
your company just made a billion dollars off year. What
do you get? Tell me? Give me your idea of
an amazing holiday party? What does that look like? Here's
what I'm gonna ak, Kevin. I want to ask the
listeners who's had the most amazing holiday party ever? Call

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us up and I don't want to hear. Although we
could weigh this Lydia, who's had the worst holiday party ever?
And who's had the best one? But you're going to
have to mix them up. I want to make sure
that the calls come in in their equal I want
to know the best badass party. I'll tell you the
best badass one got on and then I want to
know the worst. Okay, you want to you want to
get me to go. First off, we never had holiday

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parties in Tucson at our stations until after the holidays
because the holidays were always a bigger time for businesses
or companies you know, to uh to not want to
do trade. January was always a dead month. So we
had a boss, Debbie Wagner, that she would say to us, Hey,
we're going to have a company holiday party for Christmas,

(02:35:46):
but it's gonna be in January. And it was the
Weston La Paloma Resort and we all got a hotel
stay the entire so basically it was a hotel party
night on a Friday night, and we did it. But
we couldn't do it at Christmas because the p is
these businesses make a crap load of money at Christmas time,
but in January it's usually a dead month for them.
And honestly, I don't think there was one person that

(02:36:08):
would ever complain at that moment. So that was the
best one. And we had a fun party, and we
all got a hotel stays and then we all basically
made a word of the roses and hotels in there.
It could get crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:36:21):
Mine was at quick and it's before I even started
working that quick In going to this party is what
made me even apply. My boy Johnson shout out John
Say he had a plus one, brought me as his
plus one the Quickened party. This one they used to
throw him at the Rinsend. His boy was three floors
of fun. When I walked in, they had a dude
painted in silver and his job was to act as

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like the Spirit of Detroit for the whole night.

Speaker 1 (02:36:45):
Like the whole night he was just in the polls.
Can we get him for the office party?

Speaker 2 (02:36:50):
Too?

Speaker 55 (02:36:50):
Much?

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
To the second level.

Speaker 5 (02:36:53):
First off, everything is open bar, open bar for like
the entire night, I'm drunk. Its hey, I'm off my
ass off, heiny. I didn't drink any the whole I
found my way on the middle level. I'm on the
middle level. It's midgets walking around, all right, they walking around.
It's minitars walking around.

Speaker 19 (02:37:10):
It was like.

Speaker 12 (02:37:12):
Like the half man half.

Speaker 66 (02:37:13):
Horse like they I swear. It's like it was like
green moss everywhere. It was like little elf ladies. It
was three different Like the first theme was Detroit. That's
why they had the spirit guy.

Speaker 12 (02:37:27):
The middle one.

Speaker 1 (02:37:29):
What does that? That's like a half man? What was
that theme?

Speaker 53 (02:37:33):
Though?

Speaker 1 (02:37:34):
That was with the little folks they was in there
was walking was insane.

Speaker 14 (02:37:43):
I was.

Speaker 1 (02:37:46):
Level by the way. I wouldn't leave the little people.
Can I say? Also, this is another one too, I
don't think have it like I can't have a holiday
party on a Tuesday because they got to come to
work the next day.

Speaker 6 (02:37:59):
I don't know. And for me and I know you're
the same way. I don't want to take off. I
also I'm not gonna not that you need a drink
to have a good time, but we all like to
have some drinks to have a good time. But then
I feel like Once it approaches ten o'clock, I'm like,
oh my god, I have to go home. I have
to get ready for bed, I have to write my topics.
I get anxiety for work the next day. So I

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came and enjoy myself.

Speaker 1 (02:38:21):
Wow. Well, so next year I'll be the chair or
actually you could be the chair and I'll be the
co chair whatever we no, no, no, I'll co chare
you will co chair at the holiday party twenty twenty.

Speaker 15 (02:38:32):
We're all going home with a kid from some We
may have it at some place and give away in car.

Speaker 1 (02:38:40):
What's up, Roy? What was your wife's holiday party?

Speaker 63 (02:38:44):
Good morning, everybody, Happy, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (02:38:47):
Ry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:38:49):
Closer.

Speaker 10 (02:38:51):
Hey, when I tell you the story, you'll know how
long ago it was.

Speaker 63 (02:38:55):
It has to do with the Pontiac Overdome. She worked
for Quest Diagnostics. We live in Toledo. Well she's in
heaven now, Well we live in Toledo. So we went
up to the Pontiac Silver Dome to have her Christmas
party in the suite. And when I tell you, they
had the best food I've ever had. It was amazing.

Speaker 10 (02:39:13):
From prime rib, the cookies, they.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
Were all good. Really, the Pontiac Silverdome. I think I
can get them to trade.

Speaker 63 (02:39:20):
Us traveled more than if you traveled more than fifty miles,
you got to stay overnight at a hotel.

Speaker 19 (02:39:28):
We actually went to the Lions versus forty nine.

Speaker 10 (02:39:31):
Or football game the next day.

Speaker 1 (02:39:32):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:39:33):
I have the party on Saturday at this at.

Speaker 1 (02:39:37):
The at Ford Field. We could do it, yeah, and go.

Speaker 21 (02:39:40):
To a game day overnight for the football game.

Speaker 1 (02:39:42):
And if I could trade that with Sheila camp Ford
hem Ford, I would. I would do that in a second.
Oh my gosh, that would be a party. What's up, Rachel,
how you doing?

Speaker 41 (02:39:52):
Oh, I'm good.

Speaker 7 (02:39:53):
First time Mona.

Speaker 31 (02:40:00):
I just wanted to tell you that my little sister
works for Rock Financial and years ago at her Christmas party,
Kid Rock showed up.

Speaker 1 (02:40:09):
Oh yeah, celebrity guests like that. They always brings people in.

Speaker 31 (02:40:16):
Yep. It gets better because they gave a certain handful
of people private little tickets to go have a private
concert with Kid Rock. And one of the lobbies that
had a piano.

Speaker 1 (02:40:31):
Oh my gosh, a little private show from Kid Hey.

Speaker 31 (02:40:34):
Yeah, and then it gets even better.

Speaker 1 (02:40:36):
Oh my god, don't stop. Did they have minotaurs?

Speaker 20 (02:40:42):
Not sure?

Speaker 1 (02:40:43):
Okay, what was the best one.

Speaker 31 (02:40:45):
Okay, Well it gets a little bit better because crazy
things happen at Christmas parties. So then they go to
get in the elevator and then they get to catch
a couple coworkers that probably shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (02:40:58):
Making out make it out. Okay, well listen, that's not
happening in ours, but willing to try with little people.
I've never made out with a midget, but that's going
to be our next content. We're going to do make
makeout on one. Yeah, we did make out with a Mustang. Hey,
real quick, I do want to throw this out. What

(02:41:20):
happened to the stripper party? Lydia called it? They hung up?
I want them to.

Speaker 6 (02:41:26):
Holiday party?

Speaker 1 (02:41:26):
Yeah, tell them the call back. I'm great callback voice.
This guy's initial B. What's up? B? Is this a
good party or a bad party?

Speaker 56 (02:41:35):
Merry Christmas to all? Well, we don't have a Christmas
party or celebration. We get a twenty five dollar voucher
to stand at our company merch.

Speaker 12 (02:41:53):
You win so far?

Speaker 1 (02:41:55):
Can you can you buy anything with the merch?

Speaker 20 (02:42:01):
You like the shirt?

Speaker 1 (02:42:03):
Oh my god, it's very Christmas. We had we had
that once where the boss just gave us gift cards.
I liked it. It was like a bunch of Kroger
gift cards and a bunch of Target gifts.

Speaker 6 (02:42:13):
Yeah, and you every year were like, man, a five
huge gift card. I'm like, I didn't want to say
anything because I didn't want to be ungrateful, but I
was like, mine was for freaking fifty, so rad, but
I think his was. But the whole Christmas I'm like,
I got fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:42:33):
But the last I think the last one we got
we got over one hundred bucks. Or yeah, hold on, Andre,
the stripper Christmas party? What's up? Andre?

Speaker 2 (02:42:43):
Greatest Christmas party ever? I worked at one of the
largest rim shops here in Detroit.

Speaker 19 (02:42:48):
Rim uh huh, and so our boss uh a.

Speaker 2 (02:42:52):
Strip club had just opened. The lady who owned it,
or her and he lovesband owned it. They sent strippers
over to us. They came in, they came in the
tire shot with the missile tolls.

Speaker 17 (02:43:01):
We had a ball.

Speaker 1 (02:43:04):
Stripper. Do you know if I could trade that? Could
you imagine? Did you imagine if we did that, we
would pull that out? I would want that would be amazing.
All right? Yeah, that was the rim shop you were saying, right, Yeah, Andre,
thank you, thank you for the call. Yeah, Andre, do

(02:43:25):
you tell everybody that you do rim jobs for I
don't trust what he has to say. What's the name
of the company. What's the name of the company. That
would be my name? All right, thank you for the call.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (02:43:40):
Holiday parties, sweets everywhere, big meals.

Speaker 8 (02:43:44):
Holidays are not a good time.

Speaker 19 (02:43:46):
To be my pats.

Speaker 1 (02:43:47):
Merry Christmas from Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 12 (02:43:50):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:43:50):
I want you guys to tell me if Kevin seems
to like this person by the way he describes his
day yesterday, you say that you went to Buffalo Wild
Wings yesterday and you got yourself your wings with your
honey pepper something whatever, lemon pepper caribbean jerk. Okay, now,

(02:44:12):
if you can describe the lemon pepper caribbean jerk as
well as you described earlier this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:44:19):
The hot cop bruh. So I'm in line right. First off,
for some reason, I went to the bar. I thought
I had to get a carry out there. Sit down
at the bar. Tell the lady. She mad, you can
just go get it at the front. I was like, okay,
sorry to ruin your day. So I'm walking all the
way back to the right area where you order a
carry out. And who do I see but missus officer.

(02:44:40):
I saw the badge, and then I seen the booty.

Speaker 1 (02:44:43):
I seen her. I said, well, you know how you doing?

Speaker 5 (02:44:46):
I think personally, this particular lady of the law may
have been the best version of a female police officer
I've ever seen him really shout shout out to shout
out to police officer Carter.

Speaker 1 (02:44:57):
Wait a second, you actually got her name? To her
for a little bit, Carter.

Speaker 5 (02:45:01):
She's been on the force for eight years, trying to
look come a homicidal detective.

Speaker 1 (02:45:04):
She's working her way up. Wait, you talked her for
a little bit.

Speaker 12 (02:45:07):
Already noticed to ring on her finger.

Speaker 1 (02:45:09):
I did it. I didn't know that good.

Speaker 5 (02:45:11):
Yeah, but she was like facetiming a kid or something.
I think she was like talking to somebody. Okay, but
she was beautiful. I mean, brown skin, she had her
hair on, the poly tail, had some blonde streaks involved.

Speaker 1 (02:45:20):
Outfit was fitting nice. The bulletproof vest was right on
her hand was there? She was good? Do you think
that she Officer Carter, detective Carter, whatever she is soon
to be Kevin's uh investigative Carter investigating him.

Speaker 5 (02:45:36):
Do you think that she would look as good out
of the uniform and she does in the uniform that
I don't know. I mean her face was beautiful, like
she had a very nice face. I think she looked
I think she looked good in a snug like it
will probably wouldn't matter.

Speaker 1 (02:45:49):
Here's a question I want to ask the hottest in
uniform or what you tell me hottest in uniform? And
it can be any uniform. It can be officer Carter,
it can be you know, first lieutenant, you know, uh,
you know Dixon or whatever that you know working for
the Marines.

Speaker 2 (02:46:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:46:09):
It can be FedEx driver dog interesting, or it could
be Burger King Bob King.

Speaker 5 (02:46:17):
I'm not gonna wearing the Burger King uniform. I've seen
a post office lady one time to looking amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:46:22):
What's the postal uniform?

Speaker 55 (02:46:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:46:24):
Well, it was the summertime, so she had like dicky
shorts on.

Speaker 5 (02:46:27):
I know that all sound crazy, but whatever the fabric
was like that off grayish really like bluing.

Speaker 1 (02:46:32):
Aren't they always wearing like wool or something like wool short?

Speaker 12 (02:46:36):
Depends on the season.

Speaker 5 (02:46:38):
Summer season was the season and it's the blue shirt
while she had her collar a little. It wasn't like
buttoned all we had to. She had a couple dozzling hers.

Speaker 1 (02:46:47):
That's what I'm saying. The shorts is what I saw,
all right. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four
six six five six five four eight Hot in uniform, Martin?
Who's hot in uniform?

Speaker 41 (02:47:00):
I mean obviously?

Speaker 19 (02:47:01):
And like the dress blues, the dress.

Speaker 1 (02:47:05):
A little seamen Ah, yes on the I love it.

Speaker 47 (02:47:13):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:47:14):
That is a great uniform. I love when you are
on an airplane or you're you get into a town
that has a bunch of Navy guys and they all
are dressed and they look like, you know, it's like
top gunny, you know, and they're iron to perfection. Yeah,
that's a wrinkle in sight.

Speaker 65 (02:47:29):
It live in Norfolk and that's where I met my
ex and I loved him in his uniform so much.

Speaker 25 (02:47:37):
I may or may not have not in the back
of his card to get on a base.

Speaker 17 (02:47:41):
That I'm not I wasn't supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (02:47:43):
Oh my god, it ain't the only back you stop, Martin.
He's a bad man. I love you, Martin. Thanks for listening, buddy,
Appreciate you.

Speaker 12 (02:47:55):
Gay boys.

Speaker 1 (02:47:58):
Hold on a second, hottest in you and form Nicole.

Speaker 20 (02:48:02):
Hi, it's my husband.

Speaker 19 (02:48:03):
He is in construction.

Speaker 1 (02:48:07):
Do you like the construction guys that are wearing like
the vests that.

Speaker 7 (02:48:11):
Are you know, yeah, the construction yellow?

Speaker 1 (02:48:14):
Oh yeah, okay? And what's your husband's name? What's his name?

Speaker 3 (02:48:18):
His name is Joe?

Speaker 1 (02:48:19):
All right, Joe? Shout out to Joe. What's up, Sarah?
How you doing the border.

Speaker 21 (02:48:24):
Patrol people during the Detroit half marathon?

Speaker 20 (02:48:28):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (02:48:28):
So is there one that you're still looking for?

Speaker 57 (02:48:31):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (02:48:32):
I'm taking, but you know you wouldn't mind getting tristed
you're going into Canada if you were lying, you know,
needed some recitation or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:48:41):
Wow, that's amazing. That's I didn't really so I forgot
could you cross the border going? Doing that marathon? Right?
So you got those guys.

Speaker 28 (02:48:48):
Maybe next time you accidentally forget your passport, you know,
have any search.

Speaker 1 (02:48:53):
Hold on a second. And he likes the guys that
are in the orcan man uniforms. Any why is that?

Speaker 45 (02:49:04):
So?

Speaker 44 (02:49:04):
My husband is.

Speaker 14 (02:49:05):
An organman and he's pretty hot.

Speaker 28 (02:49:07):
So I had to call in the khakis the button
down shirt to tie.

Speaker 31 (02:49:13):
And it helps that a bug doesn't cross cross the
threshold of my home.

Speaker 1 (02:49:18):
There you go. He's killing the bugs for you. That's
I think women like any guy that kills a bug.
What's up, Larry, How you doing? Larry? Hottest in uniform?

Speaker 19 (02:49:30):
I love women in scrubs like nurses.

Speaker 22 (02:49:33):
Yeah, my wife used to work doing physical.

Speaker 19 (02:49:36):
Therapy and she had, you know, a bunch of scrubs.

Speaker 22 (02:49:39):
I used to try to get her to wear.

Speaker 1 (02:49:40):
I'm at home, you know what. I was at Michigan
Medicine yesterday and I got to tell you there was
a lot of hot ladies that were working at Michigan Medicine, yes.

Speaker 6 (02:49:49):
Say those new scrubs, well they're not new anymore. But
those figs or whatever they're called that are like actually
cute and stylist.

Speaker 1 (02:49:55):
Well, they're more fitted towards the body, right, they're not
like all bulky and stuff like. And you love a
nurse that wears the title like they're you know, tighter
around them. So what's up, James, how you doing? What subject?
We're good? We're good. Calves by the way, shouting out
some cop this morning that he says is hot, Officer Carter,

(02:50:18):
and who you want to shout out?

Speaker 6 (02:50:25):
What they wear?

Speaker 1 (02:50:27):
What is the wait? What's the booch arest workers like
the restaurant. Wait a second, you guys wear UNI. Come on,
you can't just shout yourself out. No, you got to
shout out like book arrest. That's just a restaurant that
people are doing. They come after the clip. I mean

(02:50:48):
I was I was joking when I said the guy
at the burger king, you know what I mean, Like
I'm talking what ladies turn you on?

Speaker 65 (02:50:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:50:54):
Though that you see like in do you like? Do
you like cops in uniform?

Speaker 8 (02:50:58):
Do you like?

Speaker 19 (02:51:00):
I do like cops?

Speaker 1 (02:51:02):
Kevin Kevin described this cop. Kevin described this cop as
literally like did you your hear him with a vest
and all that stuff. She was beautiful man, and there's
Sergeant Tomorrow has been through years. She called to Oh yeah,
I forgot about that. And she was an undercover. I
like an undercover cop with the gun on the side
and the badge signed the races under the cover. Mindy high,

(02:51:24):
hottest in uniform.

Speaker 42 (02:51:26):
Firefighters.

Speaker 20 (02:51:27):
Come on now we all want to.

Speaker 1 (02:51:33):
Mandy, you're dirty. You are so dirty?

Speaker 5 (02:51:37):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:51:39):
I need to be posed down.

Speaker 1 (02:51:40):
Oh my god, crazy Uh Trevor. Trevor uh wants to
shout out for all the truck drivers that are listening
this morning. Who do you see as the hottest in uniform?

Speaker 48 (02:51:58):
Lots uniform and a lot lizards wearing.

Speaker 18 (02:52:02):
Hey, they get to pick their own man.

Speaker 1 (02:52:04):
But nah, just like I told that superresque guys just
a couple of minutes ago. That's not legit. They Hold on.
We got a mom on the phone with a girl
by the name of Zoe. Was fourteen, and Zoe wants
to tell us the hottest in uniform. Zoe, you're fourteen.
I can't believe you're doing this in front of your mind.

Speaker 32 (02:52:25):
Yeah, this is I'm looking to you guys for like ever.
This is my first time calling. Yes, so I think that,
like the hottest uniform is like a marching band uniform.

Speaker 1 (02:52:40):
Really, you like the boys in the marching band? Yes?
Oh my god? What instrument is this boy holding?

Speaker 32 (02:52:50):
Percussion?

Speaker 1 (02:52:51):
Oh? Hey, put mom on the phone for a second.
I want to say, Mom, you tell her no that
one time at band camp that's yeah exactly.

Speaker 38 (02:53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 32 (02:53:04):
I was in banned myself, so I just laughed in
applod Love you guys, thanks for listening, Mom, and I
love you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:53:13):
Hold on, Jennifer, who do you want to shout out Hi, Jen, Hi,
how are you hey? Hottison uniform pilots and pilots, you know,
especially like when they get on the plane and they
got their hat on and all that stuff, like they're
pulling their back behind them. I wonder how much flight

(02:53:36):
attendants and pilots like hook up with each other.

Speaker 12 (02:53:39):
A lot runs that are flight attendants. They said.

Speaker 15 (02:53:41):
The pilots always take them out whenever they're flying to
the different cities, like they'll be.

Speaker 1 (02:53:45):
Like, oh, let's go get dinner, of course. Can I
can I tell you something? The Delta flight attendts when
they wear those purple dresses are hot. And now they're
wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. Ashley there, yeah, hottest
in uniform.

Speaker 42 (02:54:03):
Come on, prisoner with the orange jumps.

Speaker 12 (02:54:06):
In sometimes they are fine.

Speaker 1 (02:54:11):
I did not see that. I will say this after
watching Orange and the New Black, it was.

Speaker 33 (02:54:17):
Okay, right exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:54:19):
Oh my god? All right, thanks for the call. I
appreciate it. And last call from Janet, Janet, Janet you
there what I can't speak?

Speaker 20 (02:54:28):
I am?

Speaker 1 (02:54:28):
Janet wants to shout out her husband and what's the
uniform he wears that makes him look hot?

Speaker 55 (02:54:34):
He is a.

Speaker 7 (02:54:35):
Martial arts instructor.

Speaker 67 (02:54:37):
Oh yes, and when we were dating, he did a
lion dance and he hadn't done it in like years
and years, and I didn't know he was under the
head and.

Speaker 21 (02:54:48):
He was so hot when he took it off.

Speaker 1 (02:54:51):
So it's like a little like mister Miagi or something
going on there or what is wax ol waxel? Yeah,
no more of a that leave.

Speaker 67 (02:55:01):
Okay, okay, jumping around doing that, doing that fancy stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:55:06):
Okay, all right, well, thank you for the call. We
appreciate it. What's your husband's name so he knows that
he's got to put that uniform on tonight.

Speaker 7 (02:55:15):
Sam And also first time lost.

Speaker 5 (02:55:20):
On the phone.

Speaker 1 (02:55:21):
Thanks Janet.

Speaker 19 (02:55:22):
How good a liar are you?

Speaker 8 (02:55:24):
Five lives to tell your mama is coming up next,
Mojo in the morning?

Speaker 1 (02:55:27):
Hold on, Sharon. Last one wants to say the Hottiston uniform.
And I think Kev's going to agree that these men
in this uniform make him get all tingly Sharon, crazy.

Speaker 28 (02:55:40):
Good morning gang, first time long.

Speaker 2 (02:55:47):
And for keV, the Hottison uniform is.

Speaker 39 (02:55:50):
The Detroit Lions in those black uniforms Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (02:55:54):
Okay, this is so true. I'm hoping we can wear
them on Super Bowl Sunday. The helmets are the backs though, Sharon,
That's what I love the most. Those things were amazing.
So whoever who looked the best, hear who looked the
best on the field.

Speaker 21 (02:56:10):
Uh, Hunch looked pretty good, but Jared Fanners looked.

Speaker 61 (02:56:15):
Awesome in those plays.

Speaker 1 (02:56:19):
That's great, Thank you for the call.

Speaker 3 (02:56:21):
Mojo in the Morning always says you can't control what
happens in your life, but you can't control what goes
in and out of your mouth. That's what she says,
and sometimes it all happens really fast. This is Mojo
in the Morning.

Speaker 8 (02:56:33):
This Christmas, in lieu of gifts, Mojo has decided to
give you his opinion on everything and you'll like it.

Speaker 3 (02:56:40):
This is Mojo in the Morning. Merry Christmas, all right, it.

Speaker 1 (02:56:45):
Is Mojo in the Morning. Went to the Lions game. Uh,
Luke and his buddies were all with and we drove
to and from the game together and it was kind
of funny. At the end of the game, we all
get into the s and we're leaving and as we're
leaving downtown and pulling out, Luke is just mouthing like crazy,

(02:57:07):
like going oh man, Dad, come on, we can't go home.
We got to go party. He was like calling out,
like we're gonna go, and then he says, and his
buddy's all concurred, Hey, let's go to Legends. And I said,
I said, and I thought at first he was joking,
and then I think I don't think he was joking.
He was being serious. Yeah, so we then do we

(02:57:29):
go to? I said to him, I go. There is
no way I would do a lot of things, you
know with my kids, like I've gone and done, you know,
everything from sporting events to go to even Vegas with
my oldest son. I would never go to a strip
club with my uh, with my kids. And I said

(02:57:50):
to Luke Goes, Dad, I bet you that there's you know,
this happens. And I said, Luke, this never happens. And
I know we have parents that party with their kids. Parents,
they get drunk or they smoke weed or whatever it is.
What's that song, get drunk, Smoke Weed.

Speaker 65 (02:58:09):
Loyal?

Speaker 1 (02:58:09):
Yeah, get drunk smoke weed. Yeah, this girls ain't loyal.
So so I said to Luke, igo, there's not a
chance that there is any listener that is listening to
the mojo in the Morning show that has ever gone
to a strip club with their parents.

Speaker 15 (02:58:25):
I think it's different for women because I know bachelorette
parties were the moms there and they have strippers or
somebody comes.

Speaker 1 (02:58:33):
Like, yeah, but a strip club, I'm not okay, I'm
not talking about a bachelorette party. Really, I'm telling you
my mom was at my bachelorette party.

Speaker 5 (02:58:42):
But is some strippers who bring a child to the
strip club probably have him to do his homework wrong.
Satellite none next to the DJO do you know any
I heard it in the movie, like.

Speaker 6 (02:58:55):
I don't know my strip club?

Speaker 1 (02:58:57):
Clearly, I'm confused. It was a hustle blow. He was like,
Satellite No. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four
six six five six five four eight is our telephone number.
I want to know if there are any UH listeners
that have ever gone to a strip club with their
their parent. Guarantee somebody will say it. Shannon doesn't want

(02:59:20):
to ad minute, but she and Tim Murphy have gone.
We have Do you think your dad has ever been
in a strip club? M I mean Tim Murphy has fun.
I'm not a big strip club person.

Speaker 6 (02:59:34):
My dad is totally fun.

Speaker 12 (02:59:35):
It's like something.

Speaker 1 (02:59:36):
One maybe once in my life. Honestly, Yeah, I'm not
a strip club person either. I I to me think
that strips and.

Speaker 6 (02:59:44):
I've been to I've like going to Vegas with my
dad many times. But no way am I going. Let's
go to a Spearmitt Rhino. Dad, have a fun daddy
daughter night out.

Speaker 1 (02:59:54):
Get him a little lap dance. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 54 (02:59:57):
No way?

Speaker 6 (02:59:58):
Would I ask you watch him?

Speaker 1 (03:00:00):
Could you watch the No? No, maybe I knew Luke's
got to be still slick my name, it's not gonna answer.
I was gonna try to call Luke up and see
what his whale was. He wasn't with us. You know
where he went last night? Mumford and Sons.

Speaker 12 (03:00:17):
Oh did he twice?

Speaker 1 (03:00:18):
He chose Mumford and Sons over going to the game, which,
honestly I heard answer. Yeah, what's up Phoenix?

Speaker 2 (03:00:27):
Hey, I was just calling.

Speaker 38 (03:00:29):
Because I work at Subie's and a few weeks ago
we had this group of parents bring their kids in
because all their kids were friends turning twenty one and
they were buying their kids lap dances for a few hours.

Speaker 1 (03:00:41):
Wait, what's the name of the strip club?

Speaker 42 (03:00:44):
It was as subes.

Speaker 1 (03:00:45):
Where's that at?

Speaker 8 (03:00:47):
Uh?

Speaker 31 (03:00:48):
It's a Suthkate.

Speaker 1 (03:00:51):
And a bunch of parents of twenty of twenty one
year olds were bringing their kids in for lap dances.

Speaker 38 (03:00:58):
Yeah, Like the parents were friends and the kids we're friends.
And all the kids were sitting up at the stage
and the parents were in the corner, and I was
talking to the kids and they came over, gave me
money to go give them lap dances and every.

Speaker 1 (03:01:11):
Day, so you lap danced a child while their parents
was sitting there watching.

Speaker 38 (03:01:15):
I mean, I wouldn't say twenty one as a child,
but they weren't watching the lap dance rooms?

Speaker 14 (03:01:21):
Are you know?

Speaker 12 (03:01:23):
Kind of discreete hitting Phoenix?

Speaker 1 (03:01:25):
Was it weird though, knowing that you're grinding up on
them and then they're going to go out there and Hi, mom,
how you doing?

Speaker 8 (03:01:30):
You know?

Speaker 12 (03:01:30):
Right afterwards, I mean, it's not my life.

Speaker 19 (03:01:34):
I don't got to deal with it.

Speaker 38 (03:01:35):
I was just there to get the money and go.

Speaker 1 (03:01:37):
Like, is Phoenix so stripper name or your real name?

Speaker 38 (03:01:40):
It's my stripper name. However, it's kind of relevant to
my life and I like it, so.

Speaker 12 (03:01:47):
Did the parents did.

Speaker 14 (03:01:49):
Actually, it's been almost a year and I've.

Speaker 38 (03:01:51):
Been literally getting my life together. And I mean the
stripper is temporary.

Speaker 14 (03:01:57):
However, I don't mind it.

Speaker 21 (03:01:59):
I think it's a job.

Speaker 31 (03:02:00):
Not gonna lie love that.

Speaker 1 (03:02:02):
Love you, Phoenix, Thank you so much. Actually it's kind
of weird for me to say I love you. I
love you. A lot of listeners we love you, we
love you.

Speaker 12 (03:02:08):
Come whenever you love you too.

Speaker 1 (03:02:10):
No, no, no, no, don't let us see Phoenix. Bro,
don't don't be saying that. My wife's gonna think I'm
gonna take you up. You'll go.

Speaker 7 (03:02:18):
Make sure you just ask for Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (03:02:20):
Y'all are you going to go in the back room
for sure?

Speaker 17 (03:02:23):
Whatever you want?

Speaker 14 (03:02:24):
Mojo, I got you the fame, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:02:30):
I I think I'm you know, I can't do strip
strip clubs in Detroit Grand Rapids or to lead out listeners.
I don't want the person going. I've been listening to
you for twenty years, and I've been listening. Hold on,
I've been listening to you since I was in grade school.
We drive to school listening, and that with the phone
stamps and.

Speaker 6 (03:02:48):
The roads, I'd be like all the time happens all right?

Speaker 1 (03:02:51):
I think I just lost any excitement of being back here.
What's up, Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (03:02:55):
Hi, what up?

Speaker 35 (03:02:57):
No checking me from Detroit?

Speaker 1 (03:03:01):
What's going on? Jennifer?

Speaker 2 (03:03:04):
So, let's y' on.

Speaker 33 (03:03:05):
When you asked this question, it brought us so many
fun memories. It was either my eighteenth or nineteenth birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:03:11):
I took my mom to a mill strip club.

Speaker 33 (03:03:13):
Okay, so I was surprised that she went. But when
I tell you, the whole time, she sat at the
table writing a grocery list, so hanging on her face,
She's like Michill.

Speaker 2 (03:03:29):
Because that's my middle name.

Speaker 33 (03:03:30):
She's like, where are we leaving?

Speaker 1 (03:03:34):
Lunch was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (03:03:38):
Yeah, but she's my best.

Speaker 1 (03:03:40):
So I love that. That's such a great call. What's up, Alex?

Speaker 42 (03:03:43):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (03:03:43):
How you doing?

Speaker 55 (03:03:44):
Hello?

Speaker 47 (03:03:45):
So first time?

Speaker 8 (03:03:46):
Uh?

Speaker 26 (03:03:47):
First off?

Speaker 47 (03:03:48):
First time? Like, yes, so my daughter is now passed away,
but we he is.

Speaker 37 (03:03:57):
He was an alcoholic, but he.

Speaker 47 (03:04:00):
Are We the ship club just for fun, I guess,
and was hanging all the girls to give me lap
dances and I'm like, dad, you just do it, and
he's like, no, this is all for you.

Speaker 1 (03:04:12):
And I'm like, what, oh my god, your dad was
having them give you lap dance y.

Speaker 47 (03:04:19):
Yeah, And he was sitting right next to me and
I'm like, oh, he watched he.

Speaker 1 (03:04:23):
Was watching while you were getting lamp dances.

Speaker 47 (03:04:26):
Yes, yes, I said he was an alcoholic.

Speaker 49 (03:04:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:04:31):
Wow, that makes me kind of sad. I should have
taken the luke to That would have been a great
moment for us. It's not too late. I'm sad about
the experience I could have had, the bonding moment I
could have had.

Speaker 6 (03:04:42):
This blows my mind because do you do you remember
when you were little and you were watching a movie
and like a makeout scene or a sex scene came
on and your parents were on the couch and I
was I'd always be like, I gotta I gotta go
to the bathroom bee lines. So this is like next
level of that.

Speaker 1 (03:04:59):
Lindsay is a dancer. Also, Lindsay, what's up?

Speaker 2 (03:05:02):
Hey there, I am a.

Speaker 25 (03:05:03):
First time long.

Speaker 48 (03:05:08):
Listen.

Speaker 25 (03:05:09):
Don't feel bad, Mojo, it's it's not the first time
a stripper shard I love you on accident. My father
that lest Hostbaul My dad he was a part of
the clubs in the nineties and he was a door guy.
I didn't know this and I needed a job. So
he's like, oh, I.

Speaker 26 (03:05:26):
Got this far, you know, out in inkster glad, you know,
go ahead and check it out.

Speaker 25 (03:05:30):
I had no idea would walk in.

Speaker 21 (03:05:31):
It's a strip club.

Speaker 25 (03:05:32):
I'm looking for a waitress physician, And I ended up dancing.
And he didn't know that, but him and his friends
used to come up all the time. And I went
to work one day and boom, there he was.

Speaker 41 (03:05:43):
I'm like, oh.

Speaker 7 (03:05:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 25 (03:05:48):
It was not a good time. I did get off
of stage, though, and I did get dressed, and we
ended up drinking.

Speaker 36 (03:05:53):
It was great to.

Speaker 25 (03:05:54):
Wow and knew everyone.

Speaker 28 (03:05:56):
The dancers in there were like, oh my god, I
danced with your Yeah, he's so good.

Speaker 1 (03:06:01):
Oh wow, that is unbelievable. Hold on, Trevor, you and
your dad, this is like one of those moments I
feel like I need to have, like nice music. You
and your pops hung out at strip clubs together? Is
that right?

Speaker 19 (03:06:18):
Yeah? Unfortunately, but it was probably the best time I've
ever had.

Speaker 1 (03:06:21):
Really, What strip clubs were you guys going to?

Speaker 19 (03:06:25):
He took me to Centerfold for my very first trip
club and that was probably not my favorite.

Speaker 1 (03:06:32):
And did he let you use his credit card like
to put stuff on there?

Speaker 19 (03:06:37):
Oh dude, he was paying for everything.

Speaker 1 (03:06:39):
Oh my god, did you have any girls, like, do
weird stuff to you at all? In front of your dad?

Speaker 19 (03:06:45):
Yes, he tried to get one to go home with me.

Speaker 1 (03:06:48):
Oh your dad daddy? Wow? And let me ask you
a question. How different of an experience was that to
when your dad took you to Toys r Us to
go back to it?

Speaker 19 (03:07:01):
Very wow? Things really are?

Speaker 20 (03:07:05):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (03:07:06):
What a moment? Is dad still with us these days?
He is? And what did you get him back for
Father's Day? Because you got to get him a good
trip for Father's Day. He's doing that for you.

Speaker 19 (03:07:17):
She actually got a nine month old granddaughter.

Speaker 1 (03:07:20):
Wait was the mother a stripper?

Speaker 8 (03:07:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:07:24):
Oh good, okay, all right, not not that I was
making sure that he wasn't like you can you can
have babies with strippers if you want to. But I
that's fine. No, I'm just saying that that's fine. I
just didn't want to.

Speaker 6 (03:07:36):
Jumbled and you get nervous. It's my favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (03:07:39):
You know. My kids got me a barbecue grill once
for Father's Day. I just wanted you guys know that
I'm going to see Phoenix as Sube's you. I know
you are with the.

Speaker 26 (03:07:48):
Station to put the rum and put rump a pump
pump Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (03:07:56):
That's Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (03:07:57):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning show. I
do want to mention that this radio program can be
heard on Channel nine five five in Detroit one oh
four point five SNX and Grand Rapids Miskegan and ninety
two point five Kiss FM in Toledo. By the way,
what a nice gift that our Toledo uh uh specifically who.

Speaker 12 (03:08:20):
Sent this to our Katie.

Speaker 6 (03:08:22):
We love Katie and our sales department and Katie and there, sir,
we never get iHeart merch and some of the merches.

Speaker 1 (03:08:33):
Katie came through. Let's talk it. Let's talk for a
second here to our Detroit and Grand Rapid sales departments
and promotions departments.

Speaker 46 (03:08:42):
Should be at the bottom of that box too.

Speaker 1 (03:08:44):
Yes, iHeart swag. We got some iHeart swag here from
Katie color. Hold on the note in here it says, uh,
Mojo in the Morning team, Tony, Nick and Tom were
the people that are It says thank you so much
for making the trip to the four one nine and

(03:09:06):
lending your incredible support to our growing partnership with the
Toledo mud Hens. Your presence collaboration and energy made a
huge impact on the Hen's team. Looking forward to more
opportunities in the near future with appreciation. Katie, Katie, Katie,
you're Katie. Can I tell you something? You're a pro?
This is awesome, This is incredible. Everybody she learn is

(03:09:26):
handwritten note and all, Katie, do you have any double
x's I'd like to trace? Instead of all, let me
see a car real, I want to see our signature.

Speaker 6 (03:09:39):
And honestly her, she is very neat handwriting.

Speaker 1 (03:09:41):
Katie, You're a star, Katie. No wonder why Katie does well.

Speaker 6 (03:09:46):
Hey, I love a handwritten note.

Speaker 1 (03:09:47):
It's awesome.

Speaker 6 (03:09:48):
I still do handwritten cards, and even though Mojo just
throws mine right in the garbage, I still love giving
them to everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:09:56):
I have them in my do not my promise box.

Speaker 43 (03:09:59):
You do not.

Speaker 6 (03:09:59):
I didn't even give you a handwritten birthday card. The
stars and like cards are nine dollars save you and
he just throws them away.

Speaker 1 (03:10:04):
I save your kids, uh, Halloween pictures and valance you probably.

Speaker 44 (03:10:14):
No.

Speaker 6 (03:10:14):
I actually goes actually recycle either.

Speaker 1 (03:10:17):
Who's kids with these? Kidding? I do not? I save him? Actually,
you know what you know? I do save it at home.
I save every single UH card to Chelsea, Joey, Jacob
and Luke.

Speaker 6 (03:10:28):
Oh yeah, you have to.

Speaker 5 (03:10:29):
Every single one of them. I have them in my
drawer in my bathroom, so I got him sitting there.
I just found a bunch. I used to date a
girl a couple of years ago. She was real heavy
into like giving me cards, not just like birthday cards
or whenever a little anniversary was, but just random thinking
of you cards. And I had like a box and stuff.
I'm still like, I'm back in the cleaning up. I

(03:10:50):
had a box that found like twelve of them. Boys,
ripped them all, left, threw them away.

Speaker 6 (03:10:55):
Why it ended badly?

Speaker 1 (03:10:56):
No, I just I don't eat that around.

Speaker 10 (03:10:59):
What's the purpose?

Speaker 1 (03:11:00):
That's crew that screws his potential girls. That's that's like
leaving her underwear behind. I got to get rid of
things about you and who you are as a person,
and before you throw them away, already gone when you open.
I'm about the full saw.

Speaker 5 (03:11:15):
It was written really like scriptures, prayers, beautiful things.

Speaker 1 (03:11:19):
I'm not sure I read them all before I throw
them away.

Speaker 6 (03:11:21):
Okay, that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:11:22):
We're still whole known.

Speaker 5 (03:11:23):
To stuff like that from old relationships like even if
it ended great, like I need to see you thinking
of your car.

Speaker 1 (03:11:29):
It's the purpose of it.

Speaker 55 (03:11:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:11:30):
There are times when I you say something and you
you eloquently say a nice quote that just is so perfect.
And then there are times where you do the most
real thing, like say needs that where I go. I
kind of like this guy, the uh I guess the
level of uh you is unbelievable. They got to have

(03:11:51):
balance in life. There's you know, the reason why he's
getting rid of them. He's getting rid of him because
he doesn't want the evidence for the girl that comes
over the next that's not it a best friend.

Speaker 5 (03:12:01):
Girl that you have to eliminate energy I don't need
even if it was positive energy, it's just not necessary
for where I'm met in my life.

Speaker 1 (03:12:09):
That was a beautiful time. But I don't need to
put my I don't need to put the trophies in
the truck. And let's bring this up. Let's ask this question.
Are there any things from an ex that you save
just to save, you know, in a little box? Kevin
doesn't save anything. He doesn't want anything from the axes. Nope,
I did say, what do you what if the X
bought you were Rolex, Oh, we're keeping that.

Speaker 6 (03:12:37):
I've had.

Speaker 5 (03:12:39):
So I don't keep anything from an ex unless it's
something I really liked. But if it's something and I
don't want to use the word, but I'm gonna use
it anyway, something that's insignificant as a card, then we're
gonna have.

Speaker 1 (03:12:50):
To depart with them.

Speaker 6 (03:12:51):
I have a huge box of stuff from my ex
husband that I still need to go through and like
probably get rid of the majority of it. That's a
tough one though, because there are certain things. Wasn't I
talk about this all the time because I know he
has a few things saved from his first marriage as well.
But it's like one day I feel like I want

(03:13:12):
my kids to know that they you know, they were
conceived in love and that at one time, you know,
their their parents were.

Speaker 1 (03:13:19):
What's in there?

Speaker 6 (03:13:22):
You guys know me, I save everything, so I truly
couldn't even tell you. But I know, like every card,
probably every know every like pictures, stuff like that. It's
been like a big rubber maintainer in my garage, but
I haven't gone through. I haven't gone through.

Speaker 1 (03:13:36):
Any of that. You need a safety deposit box.

Speaker 6 (03:13:44):
Garage, and I see well, and I I mean I
had to see a lot of it when we were
looking for stuff for Kieran's graduation party. You know, you
save a few things. I just I haven't even really
like gone through that. I've gone through and gotten a
lot of stuff, but that.

Speaker 1 (03:13:59):
Is and I get it with kids and stuff, and
I also get I And I also get why cav
gets rid of the stuff because I think that you know,
there's not a long lasting relationship. But if, like, uh,
if you had a relationship with Josiah's mom and you
guys were actually together and then you split up, you
probably want to see have him to see that stuff.
But Candice, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (03:14:18):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (03:14:18):
Maybe, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 42 (03:14:21):
So I have I have my son.

Speaker 61 (03:14:23):
I have my husband's clothes.

Speaker 28 (03:14:25):
You know how you get like T shirt or sweatshirts,
guys give them the girls whatever.

Speaker 61 (03:14:29):
I have those of my ex husbands.

Speaker 7 (03:14:31):
I have footthants of his.

Speaker 54 (03:14:34):
And I hate it.

Speaker 10 (03:14:36):
Oh, but.

Speaker 59 (03:14:39):
I have I have a son who idolizes him, hasn't
seen him in for years, but he idolizes him.

Speaker 14 (03:14:47):
I have cards.

Speaker 59 (03:14:49):
I have cards that because my ex husband would write
the sweetest stuff. He could have been an author honestly,
but I want it to be an example of how
to treat a woman.

Speaker 41 (03:14:59):
For my son.

Speaker 1 (03:15:00):
Then why why did you guys split up? If you
guys should have just been pen pals. The guy was
such a good rider, right.

Speaker 28 (03:15:07):
Well he was. He wasn't.

Speaker 7 (03:15:08):
The military found out he had a wondering eye.

Speaker 1 (03:15:11):
He was writing a lot of people.

Speaker 16 (03:15:14):
Yeah, look, do you.

Speaker 59 (03:15:21):
Know she keeps him for they're underneath They're in like
a chest underneath everything else I own.

Speaker 1 (03:15:29):
Yeah, No, that's I think that's sweet again, like the
Shannon thing where one day she's going to go back
and look at this stuff and she'll let Lucy and
and Smith look at it, you know, Yeah, textures are
texting and here going. Kevin has me cracking up right now.
The fact that he gets rid of that stuff as
fast as possible as getting rid of the evidence of

(03:15:51):
the crime. Tom, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Hi Tom? What's that is that your what is your name?
Your name is Gaetano. Yep, that's my first I don't

(03:16:13):
know how she got time out of that, but Gaetano,
what's going on?

Speaker 50 (03:16:17):
Not too much?

Speaker 41 (03:16:18):
So I'm I'm in a pretty serious relationship now and
she's struggling with the fact that every decoration in my
house past relationship. I'm a thing old guy in this house.

Speaker 19 (03:16:30):
I don't know how to decorate.

Speaker 41 (03:16:31):
So every past relationship was like, well, here's a picture
to hang on the wall, here's a nick nack one
on the shelf.

Speaker 1 (03:16:39):
How many past relationship? How many past relationships are we
talking about here?

Speaker 41 (03:16:46):
Couple three? Two three?

Speaker 19 (03:16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:16:48):
And what what? What's the one?

Speaker 41 (03:16:50):
Look a cent of metal?

Speaker 19 (03:16:51):
It's just it just fills a spot on the wall.

Speaker 1 (03:16:54):
Guy, what's the one thing though, that drives through the
most crazy? It drives that drives her the most crazy
that she hates.

Speaker 53 (03:17:04):
Oh well, I'm a I'm a big Charlie Brown. Anything
with Charlie Brown in my house, troll blanket or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:17:15):
I would who that came from? I want that out.
I would never have thought that this guy that sounds
like an Italian mafia members of pinas Fan. I got
Lucy kicking the which one was it? Linus? Which one
was it?

Speaker 38 (03:17:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 65 (03:17:31):
I got.

Speaker 1 (03:17:34):
And she gets all mad. I got Charlie Brown and
in big pens hanging in the wall. All right, Yeah,
I love it, guy Tano, Thank you so much. Amanda
it's it's Butcher in the morning, Snoopy in a game.

Speaker 7 (03:17:52):
Aye, guys.

Speaker 9 (03:17:53):
So I keep all of the stuff like from when
you're dating the box, like uh, you know, notes and
cards and things like that. I kept that from my
first marriage because I have two girls. Yeah, and I
thought that it's you know, my parents were divorced, and
I loved finding pictures and old letters and stuff from
when they were together.

Speaker 55 (03:18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:18:14):
I only ever found so my parents got divorced when
I was in kindergarten, and I have only ever found
one thing that It was something that my dad had
written to my mom and I found it when I
was maybe in high school, and I was.

Speaker 1 (03:18:26):
Like, this is so weird. Find it my mom's.

Speaker 6 (03:18:32):
Yeah, and it was so weird because she, I don't believe,
kept a lot of stuff. So to see something where
they were affectionate to each other.

Speaker 1 (03:18:43):
Was your dad a romantic guy when you read that letter?

Speaker 6 (03:18:48):
Yeah, it was. It was cute. It wasn't romantic, it
was cute.

Speaker 1 (03:18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:18:52):
I think my parents their divorce was awful, Like it
was terrible, but I love I found an old like
a letter from Vietnam that my dad wrote to my mom,
and it's so cool to see.

Speaker 1 (03:19:03):
Yeah, can I read a texture? That's funny? I mean
text seven seven three four says the only thing I
kept from my ex is proof he cheated on me
with my best friend. Oh I oh that a way.
Yeah no, they're keeping that one. There's for evidence. That's
the exhibit A

Speaker 17 (03:19:24):
Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo,
in West Michigan, it's mojo in the morning.