Full Show 12-26-25

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mojo.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Let me take you back to the beginning.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is it alrighty ready, you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You're a dodo ahead, We.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
We alrighty, it's Mojo in the Morning. I want you
guys to know that I am typically not a very
lazy person. I think that I actually I'm really lazy.
But I want to actually, I want to call out
all my lazy people and ask you, guys, what's the

(00:44):
laziest thing that you have ever done? Because yesterday I
committed the laziest crime of my life. The crime of
laziness hit a record high yesterday in Commerce Township, Michigan.
And that laziness was yesterday I circled the Planet Fitness

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parking lot off of Union Lake Road at least twenty
five times to find a spot within four spots to
the front.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
God, you could have been done with your workout.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I actually could have instead of doing a workout, just
parked at the back of the parking lot there. For
some reason, I don't know what was going on, but
the parking lot was jammed yesterday. And then you walk in,
you know, you walk in sometimes to the Planet Fitness
and there's not as many people there, You're like, where
is everybody? I almost wonder if people just park their cars.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
There, do their work to get away from their kids,
or just.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Leave it at Maybe that's like a you ever see
those places? I saw it yesterday. Also, I was in
ann Arbor for a little bit right off of twenty three.
They have the ride share parking area where people supposedly
park and then what is that by the way, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
One on seventy five atoms too. Well, it's for people
who carpool.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Where are they carpooling that they that they have off
parking lot there? Like, where are they going that they're
all going somewhere in the same place, you know I'm
talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I don't know, like I think it's To me, it was.
It just seems shady to me.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I've always thought that was weird. Like when I want
to leave here, I want to leave. I don't want
to wait for anybody else.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah yeah, so okay, So I I digress my laziness here.
What is the laziest thing that you guys would ever
say that you have done? Like something that is so
lazy because to me, going to work out at the
gem and doing the move of I will not go

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in until I find the best parking spot.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
I feel like a lot of my lazy stuff happens
when I'm on the couch, Like if I can't find
a remote, I'll just watch what I'm watching it if
I don't like it, Like look, bro, I don't got time.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Order remote will be literally like I got stand up,
it's under it.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
And I'm like, Josiah, did you ever have your heard
that I downloaded the remote on your phone? YEA my
new thing lately, I just don't feel like loading and
unloading the dishwasher. So we have been using paper plates
and paper bowls for everything everything, And I keep making
a joke about it, like, oh, fancy dinner tonight, But

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I you guys, it is glorious.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Actually they have no cleanup.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Try this one, Shannon. Try to use the same dishes
every single week. Chelsea and I've been doing this when
Luke was at school and we were the only ones home.
We would use like the same plates, same amount of plates,
same amount of cups, same amount of everything, Wash them
and then grab the clean ones out of the dishwasher,
put them into an area the secondary sink that we

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have there, like rinsed off, and then when the entire
dishwasher is finally empty, that's when we know we have
to refill it.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
See that even that's too much work. I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Paper I know it's kind of wasteful, but yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Actually saw the other day the coolest plastic plates. They
were the plastic place that looked like those paper plates.
You know what I'm talking about, you know, the white
paper plates that that are like the flimsiest of them all.
But I saw where were we were at some place
like a restaurant or something like that, and they had it.
I said, Chelsea, go, oh my god, I want these

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like that. That's what I want. That's what I want
to for my anversary gift. I'll go a grocery shop
until Josiah come over. They stuck it out. I'll go
to Kroger and just get some chicken breasts and all.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Week, the whole week.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
So the other parking lot thing that I do, and
this is a big one, is at twelve where who's
all talking too loud?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
You can hear them through the studio. Yeah, we're excited.
What is going on on? Third? Is there something big
going on? I mean, we got it by the way.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Did a great job building these buildings. The studio here
sound really soundproof, isn't it. The other parking lot job
is at the mall. So the mall by us is
twelve Oaks, And if I have to go get something,
or I want to go get something, and I usually
want to park by north Stroms and go into north Stroms.
If I pull up and then the area on the

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side of north Stroms is so packed, I will go
all the way home. I will drive twenty minutes is
pretty much.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
It takes me to get from my house to the mall.
And instead of going to a totally different area and
pulling up, I just go screwed.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I'm going home today.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
So I drove the entire way for not what's up, Presston,
what's your laziest thing that you've ever done?

Speaker 9 (05:25):
It's not me, But I used to work at a
gym and I would watch people that had drinking problems.
They'd come to the gym with their phone in the lockers,
so their wives wouldn't know if they tracked their phone.
They think they're at the gym for a few hours
and then they just come back from the bar and
get their phone and leave amazing. This was an everyday
thing for some people. Or if they were cheating as well,

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if their wife was tracking their phone, they'd make sure
they had it in the locker for a few hours
so it looked like they were working out.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Buddy, how do you know? How do you know that
they were cheating? Would you see them leave with another woman.

Speaker 10 (05:56):
Or oh yeah, well no, they would come in and
tell us about it. They would be like, because we
were like, why are you never working out? We'd see
him come in and put the stuff in the locker
and then you just leave. And he was like, oh,
I do that. My wife tracks my phone.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
That is crazy. Wow, those are really amazing, Caz.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (06:13):
It's Mojoe in the morning. What's the laziest thing that
you've ever done?

Speaker 11 (06:16):
Hey, I got your all beat.

Speaker 12 (06:18):
I got a doggy door so.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
You don't have to take the dogs out.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Honestly, Yeah, the dog.

Speaker 10 (06:24):
The dog can go outside and bark his fool head
off and he come in the house happy as hell.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
I would love a doggy door.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
That is actually amazing, Caz.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
But how do you get you how do you get
the dog to understand the dog that it has to
use the doggy door.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
You just train him.

Speaker 13 (06:45):
You could just kind of push his butt through it
and then he's happy as hell.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Wow, that's crazy. He probably uses foot to Michael tell
us you're lazyness. Michael, So I'm just like you.

Speaker 14 (06:58):
I drive around the park and uh looking for Parker
thoughts until I got sick of it and I taked
an injury.

Speaker 15 (07:04):
I went to your doctor and I got a handicapped stick.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh, I don't love I don't love you know what.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
We don't love it, but we want to use it. Yeah,
we're not condoning what you're doing. But can you tell
me the name of the doctor? Voice disguis B on
the phone with us. What's up, B?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
What's the laziest thing that you've done.

Speaker 16 (07:29):
So even night?

Speaker 5 (07:32):
And say that again your phone kind of cut out.
I can't understand with the voice guys, I said, I
was too lazy.

Speaker 17 (07:41):
To get out the bit in the middle of the night.
He's the bathroom, so I went right there with it.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
That's one I'm not doing.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
You peed the bed because you were just too lazy
to get up and go.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, were you drunk?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Do you have a partner and you have like a
guy you know. So you're by yourself doing this.

Speaker 18 (08:11):
Yeah, it looks like it's a while ago.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
I recently. You know what, That doesn't make a better
that's grat you're still an adult.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I see why your voice this guys because you know
all your friends are going to go. That's nasty, right,
thank you for the call, h Darla.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
What's happening? Its mojo in the morning on what's happening?

Speaker 19 (08:36):
That's awesome.

Speaker 18 (08:37):
I'm just plumbing that I heard you were mentioning that parking.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Why would you write for parking?

Speaker 20 (08:42):
Which I wouldn't ride and drive?

Speaker 11 (08:43):
But I do know that where I worked at.

Speaker 21 (08:45):
I don't want a name where I worked at.

Speaker 22 (08:47):
But we literally have a right share program that you
get paid a hundred and fifty months back for your
right share.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Wow?

Speaker 23 (08:57):
Do that?

Speaker 24 (08:57):
So?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Is that the reason? Wait?

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Soybe University of Michigan or something like that, or uh,
Michigan Medicine.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Maybe they have it? Because I saw that in nan Arboro.
I'm like, what is this ride?

Speaker 11 (09:06):
Shot?

Speaker 25 (09:08):
Usually the kind of do have that?

Speaker 26 (09:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Makes sense? So how do they know that you're sharing?
How do they know you're sharing rides with each other?

Speaker 22 (09:18):
You want to give your okay, all right, and it's
like have you heard of.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah? Can I tell you something? Though I would get
annoyed by the by like I have.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
I hate when we just have to do one ride
to Grand Rapids or Toledo from Detroit and everybody is
in the car together, you know, bitching and moaning about how.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
The air is and what the sounds are like, you know,
it's him look in a mirror, you know what.

Speaker 27 (09:55):
You know?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Do you know how much of a pain in the
acid is to listen to Kevin's music. It's like the
most vile stuff I've ever heard in my life. It's
better than his DVD in the game where.

Speaker 21 (10:05):
They say, can you we just have the airplane rule?

Speaker 28 (10:07):
You have to use the hip balls please.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
That's it. Everybody's everybody's you know, it's like Lydia will go,
we should do this.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
It's a great bonding moment. Yeah, you know what the
bonding is us yelling at each other during the ride.
What's up, Rachel?

Speaker 24 (10:20):
Good morning, guys, good morning.

Speaker 29 (10:24):
It's not about my laziness. It's my grown twenty one
year old sons. He brushes his teeth in the shower
and he leaves the toothbrush fit on the ledge. I
always told like that is so lazy, and discussing. I'm like,
don't you know everybody's stuff is flinging everywhere?

Speaker 30 (10:42):
He's like, well clean, ain't it.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I know, I think it's gross, though I don't.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
I do not do that, but I do know a
lot of people who do that.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah, water the shower.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, So I've used my waterpiic gus how many times?

Speaker 31 (10:55):
One?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
And I brought it in the shower because I thought
I would use it more in the shower it but.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I only I only do it the water pick thing
in the shower because it reminds me that I'm gonna
do it otherwise I won't. And I also used to
get the water all over the kitchen or the bathroom counter.
So all right, Rachel, thank you for the call. I
appreciated it.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Water is lazy too, No, why loss?

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I know, I flos, but I floss also I floss,
brush my teeth, then go shower and water pick.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Look at these pearly whites.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Thank you, Reynolds orthodonic the argue with that doctor Reynolds,
Where were.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You when these songs played on the radio.

Speaker 32 (11:41):
Play along with the throwback fro down after eight Mojo
in the Morning not back to the only thing Michigan
and Ohio could.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Agree on, Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
It's Mojo in the Morning show. Mojo Shannon, we got
keV Uh, we have Anna, We've got Lydia Bianca and
Zach and somebody on this show. Actually some people on
the show, because I understand that it was two might
be sent to their room. They might be punished. Do
you remember when you were a kid and you got punished,

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you want to go to your room. When I was
a kid, I didn't have a TV in my room.
My kids, we couldn't punish them in the room, you
know where. They had to go on the couch with us.
Rooms are too fun now, Yeah, I used to sit
on the basement steps.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
The basement steps. All right.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
I want to ask this question, man, if what's the
biggest what's the biggest punishment that you ever got?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
And what did you do? What's the biggest punishment you
ever got? And what did you do?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
And the reason I'm going to bring this up, and
it's the only reason I'm bringing this up because I
wasn't going to mention this on the radio, but I
really do want these two to understand the.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Magnitude of what they did this morning.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Okay, And I'm not joking because I do bring stuff
on the radio that I should not bring on because
it dispel or it lessens the how bad it was.
So this morning I come into the studios and I
come in just after five ish, and uh. When I
come in, I usually am greeted by Lydia, Shannon Bianca

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and sometimes Anna rob Have comes probably a couple of
minutes after I do.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
We all get here on time. I promise that that's good.
We got a good on time group.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Well, this morning I come in to my phone ringing
and Lydia kind of sounding panicky, and she goes, do
you know who's in the studio? And I'm standing outside
of the studio. So I'm standing in the you know,
iHeart entryway that has the lights that light up, and
I'm like, we hold on. I'm using my phone card
to get in.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (13:35):
She goes, look at your phone. I go to look
at my phone. And when I go to look at
my phone, I see on my phone a picture of
the back of a guy's head sitting in a chair
that is Beyanca's chair.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Okay, the studio screen.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
There nobody else in the studio, all.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Right, nobody else in the studio. Guy looks, honestly, he
looks like I thought it was doctor Reynolds.

Speaker 24 (14:00):
First.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Okay, well no, that's the first one here. Show this one,
first one. This is the one earlier in the chat.
Show that one earlier in the chat. Kvakay, all right,
this is right here.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
All right, all right, they can see y. So I go,
I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna figure
it out.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I meet then Davida from Traffic, our good friend Davida,
who is here. And I said, Vida, there's supposedly some
strange guy in the studio.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
She goes, I'll walk I'll walk with you, like a seriously,
like a like a mom of a big football player
that plays a cast ta.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
So she comes walk in and I don't see the guy.
So I go into the studio. Here, Shannon, your purses
and here, everything's fine. I uh call Lydia, who's in
her studio, and I say to Lydia, I go, hey, Lydia,
there's nobody in the studio.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
She goes, I think he just walked out. And so
that was it. I'm like all right.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
So I go next door to go to Josh who
works on the rock station one oh six seven Josh
and his show, and I walk in. He's a big
dude too, like I am, and he and I both go,
I don't know what going on. We're like freaking out,
you know, because we're thinking that this is crazy. Then
we hear that he's this guy is walking through the
actual building here, and then they send what picture you

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held up a second ago, and you can hold that
picture up again if you want this picture of the guy.

Speaker 32 (15:16):
Now.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
This is when I start freaking out because this is
when I come in and I didn't know that this
had been happening, but then I saw the photo of
this guy walking in the hallway, So that looks really real.

Speaker 33 (15:28):
Amount of people that Mojo told within like five minutes
is hilarious to me because that's the first thing he
said to me when I walked in, is.

Speaker 12 (15:35):
There was a guy in here?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
And what was your reaction when I told you?

Speaker 12 (15:38):
He said, whose seat was he in?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well? And but were you a little like what's going
on out of my studio?

Speaker 34 (15:44):
And She's like, there's someone in here? And I was like,
I know, I'm freaking out. I don't know who's here.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
So then the Kaldashians come in together with their giggles.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
On now because we talked about calling the police, she said,
we're going to call the police. A security guard, no offense.
She's very sweet, She's not going to take on anybody.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, she's so So I was.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
About ready to call my you know, my private line
that I have direct to the chief and say get
some people over here now, stat I think that's what
they say or something, and uh, they give up their
little shenanigan by laughing and they go, it's the grandfather
or the homeless guy in the house scam or something

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like that.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Have you heard that at all.

Speaker 34 (16:25):
On TikTok right now where you use an ai picture
and you text like your family.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Man in my bathroom?

Speaker 33 (16:32):
Why is the homeless And it's been in the news
because police are saying, do not do this, because we're
actually getting called.

Speaker 35 (16:38):
To the house.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 34 (16:40):
Oh, Mojo already knew the prank, so I thought he
would just you know, get over it really fast.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I thought he would already. Oh, let's joke about us
being accosted and killed. That's a joke. Do you say
he was armed?

Speaker 34 (16:55):
I don't know, the same guy who doesn't tell me
when he has an in studio visit and then I
see some random woman.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
You're smarter than this, Lydia. You're the one that's supposed
to tell the the youngest in the family.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
No, well, actually was I executed it? Oh no, no, no,
that was not my idea. You're not about to do that.

Speaker 15 (17:25):
Don't do that.

Speaker 32 (17:26):
It was.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
He knows for sure that was not my idea.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It was.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
It was definitely Lydia's yell, are never in the back of.

Speaker 12 (17:33):
A cop car together, because is selling.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
You out for Yes.

Speaker 34 (17:36):
Before we walked in the studio, I was like, we
gotta get all over, giggles out, We got to act
on business. We're not going to give this away. And
then he started stressing out and I felt bad.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I'm going to tell you guys this that you guys
are getting facing a punishment today. You're gonna have to
go take a test. We're gonna do it. iHeart security test.
Colleen Grant just texted me said I heard security test
from both trainings. Again, Helena, what's up.

Speaker 12 (18:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
I just wanted to say it's a harmless prank.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
They're having fun on a Monday, and it's the prank too.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
It's a prank until it actually happens, and nobody believes
us when this happens. I'm telling you you don't know safety.
You don't prank about. That's like saying, hey, guys, I
was raped.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
No, not even close. Now you're gonna make me map.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
You don't joke about stuff like this. You don't joke
about things.

Speaker 24 (18:26):
You know.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I'm telling you it is close. It's bad. You know
you don't.

Speaker 34 (18:30):
You don't joke discipline this morning already, you gave me
the talk.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I understand.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I'm telling it happening again. What's up, Tina? How you
doing this mojo in the morning?

Speaker 20 (18:40):
Can't just how much?

Speaker 21 (18:41):
Guys know?

Speaker 36 (18:41):
When I got in the car this morning take my
fim to school, was I don't know, six seven, and
he was telling.

Speaker 21 (18:48):
That same story. I was like, oh my god, I
gotta wait until oh Josh the story before I turned Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Where was his tone in the morning? What was his
tone like, Tino? Was he a little upset or did
he not know it was a prank yet?

Speaker 8 (19:02):
No?

Speaker 37 (19:03):
He was like, ampen it up?

Speaker 9 (19:05):
And then he blurted at me.

Speaker 36 (19:06):
It's like, you know, I kind of got caught by proxy,
you know, because I believed them, because I would.

Speaker 21 (19:14):
Then I found out, you know, that it was a prank,
and I.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Was like, oh my god, it was it was these
girls over here who don't think that there's anything.

Speaker 38 (19:24):
To that I worry about any This a correct you know.

Speaker 39 (19:31):
And Facebook.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah, I think AI. By the way, this is the
demise of this world. Is not that everybody's going to
like go to AI for everything and that's going to
be their form. It's going to be about stuff like this,
Like it's going to it's gonna pull off the scams
that only Grandma's fell for.

Speaker 40 (19:48):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Now it's going to make yeah my grandma. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Well, well you're gonna you're gonna be joined by all
the rest of us that are going to get prank
by this thing.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Uh se you what? Sam?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Hey, good morning?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
What's up, buddy?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
How are you doing?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
He's scared. I'm good, Sam, I'm a little I actually, honestly,
I'm not good.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
I'm a little. I was a little this morning. My
blood pressure was a little high. It was a little
a little off kilter here today.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
I was worried.

Speaker 23 (20:19):
I was.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I was not worried about my safety. I was worried
about everybody's safety. So go ahead, you.

Speaker 41 (20:23):
Seeing Saturday when I got my co worker here at work.
So I work at a I run a gas station
here in Clinton Township, and uh so I decided I'm
going to put this uh Michael Myers outfit on. And
I went to the back door of the gas station
and I knew he was. I seen him on the camera.
I got access to the cameras, so I seen he

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was in the back room. I went to the back door,
poundly on the door. This guy opened the door and
I ran at him. He ran and closed the door
so fast I was pulling on the door.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
I could have.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
Probably pulled the door open.

Speaker 41 (20:57):
But I'm like, how about this guy has a knife
or something.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
He might stay, well get shot?

Speaker 5 (21:01):
What if he if you get If you get shot
and this happens, that's the thing you got to be
worried about.

Speaker 42 (21:08):
And I send it to my boss, and my boss freak.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
He's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 41 (21:11):
He's like, if I had you know you like some
people carry guns, I want to shot you.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Are you, Keldan, Yes, it's the group.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
I think there's something.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
About these Lydia having a good time on Monday Lydia
Bianca Sam, Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Oh gosh, all right, be careful. I don't do stuff nowadays. Honestly,
I feel like everybody's got a gun. I would worry
about that, Like I would totally worry about that. I mean,
we used to do fun scams on this show, phone
scams and stuff. I remember when Sarah and Spike and
those guys, Hey hey, the station went off the air
and I had to drive to the radio station.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Okay, fun little It wasn't like we're being attacked, you
know what I.

Speaker 34 (21:59):
Mean, nothing that insinuated we were being intacked on here
Now in my.

Speaker 33 (22:04):
Head, I was like, who are we going to send out?
Because we can't send Mojo because they probably want mojo.
I was like, Zach's really big. So me and Zach
were talking in the corner. I was like, Zach, you've
got to go out there.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Like or Zach would have probably been the sacrificial lamb.
How would you have felt we do now on? We
don't want to do that if.

Speaker 34 (22:21):
It looks so Legit looked like I was like peeking
behind the corner, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
It It looked like Jack another job your bianca? But
now I said, I no. I made a picture of
Eminem and Mojo looks so real too.

Speaker 12 (22:37):
Okaychel looks real for sure. Marshall.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
So me and Eminem hanging out eating at mom spaghetti.
I'm the one having an affair with Marshall.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Look at that.

Speaker 34 (22:46):
You look really skinny in this. You looks like West
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Oh wait a second, All right, I'll take it, man,
I'll take the thing.

Speaker 11 (22:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
So I'm wearing khakis too. Look at me.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
I've got khaki's on in the picture. I haven't had
khakis on in a while. What's up, Stephanie?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
How you on?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
We're talking about this whole prank thing that these guys pulled,
But also I want to ask about the biggest punishment
because I wanted to punish these guys. I think that
they need to go and uh, you know, community service. Yeah,
community service would be perfect. What's up, Stephanie. What was
the biggest punishment you.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
You ever had?

Speaker 23 (23:17):
Well?

Speaker 43 (23:17):
I thought about pranking my mom with this exact prank.
I saw it on TikTok, But then I remembered that
when I was a freshman in high school, I had
a boyfriend and my mom went through my phone one
night when I came back home from orchestra camp and
she found everything, and he confronted me about it the
next morning, and I passed out because I was so

(23:40):
scared of.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
What she was going to do.

Speaker 43 (23:42):
And after I came home from the hospital, she told
me I couldn't go to orchestra camp for the next
three years of high school.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Oh wow, that was anyway, And it was all because
of the the thing that you pulled up about dating someone.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yep, yep, wow.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Stuff always goes down a bank. What's up, Nathan, How
you doing?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Y'alling.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
What's up, Nathan? Are you a single guy? Because if
you are, you sound like the type that Bianca should date.
What's happening?

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Not much?

Speaker 42 (24:12):
I'm coming about the punishment?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, what was the biggest one you ever got?

Speaker 42 (24:18):
When I was like ten years old, I found a
bottle of spray paint laying on side of the road,
so I decided to take it. And I thought it'd
be funny to spray paint this guy's driveway.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
And what'd you spray paint?

Speaker 32 (24:28):
On it.

Speaker 42 (24:30):
I don't remember what it was. I just remember I
went to town. I was ten years old.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I was Oh, my goodness, I bet you that guy
one nature.

Speaker 42 (24:39):
Oh yeah, I see the guy walking towards the house.
So I go run in the bathroom to hide. And
next thing I know, I'm on my hands and knees
with the scrub brush and some soapy water scrubbing this
guy's driveway.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
That doesn't even work to get it off, does it?

Speaker 44 (24:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
I love it. Maybe that's it. Maybe we to clean
up graffiti and start scrubbing. What's up, Becky? How you
doing hi? First time?

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Long time?

Speaker 36 (25:11):
So shortly after I had my son, it was about
maybe a month.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Mom brain and dad brain are real.

Speaker 45 (25:18):
My boyfriend took my spare key to my car and
he lost it.

Speaker 36 (25:22):
It was like a week before he told me come
to find out.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
My dad found it.

Speaker 36 (25:26):
So when I found out, we moved my car and
made my boyfriend think my car was stolen?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Wow did he call the cops? Yead?

Speaker 12 (25:35):
No, I couldn't keep a straight face.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I busted out laughing. Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, these guys didn't like make it last long. Honestly,
they could have made it last through the whole show.
So the good news is just like you, you gave
it up. You gave up the Gooch squad.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
I was going to send you the second picture.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
That's right, Oh yeah, hold on? Rich Rich has an
idea of a possible punishment for the girls.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
What's that?

Speaker 11 (26:05):
Good morning guys?

Speaker 20 (26:06):
So how you're going way too soft on these girls
this day and age. I think you need to have
them go out to the Eastern Market.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
Make a couple of signs that's say I pranked my boss.

Speaker 20 (26:15):
This is my punishment.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
They stand out there and hold, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Perfect mojo. I think you can answer the phones.

Speaker 15 (26:23):
Then you're mad.

Speaker 34 (26:30):
Explain to me you're no correlasion to someone saying oh
I got raped or something like that.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
He didn't have a knife, he didn't have a gun.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
There was nothing in the AI photo that would make
you think that he's that much of a danger. Like
Brandon the building guy looks.

Speaker 46 (26:43):
Like this guy.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
How do we know do we not think that a
guy that is not in our building but in our
studiosppened he got through.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Forms of security?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
How do we not think that that is he got
through the front security guard and the security doors on
our building here that we were told last week by
Colleen do not let anybody in.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Here.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Well, here's the thing. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 34 (27:09):
If this ever happens again, it's not gonna be AI.
So it's actually gonna be legit and call the cops
next time.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Thanks. I hope it doesn't happen to be here by myself.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
All right, Listen, I worry about your security, and you're
worried about your safety too. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I do, but I worry more about the women on
the show too. Not that Kevin and I or Zach
are any manly men, but I'm telling you I'm getting
by the way.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I'm sorry. I'm apologizing. I should have started your week
off like that. But tomorrow I accept your apology. Now,
let's all do better. That was a mom thing, wasn't it.
You need to do better. Let's all do better. I'll
be outside with the with the signs. So that's why
you need to hide a knife here, Kevin. That's right.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
On Friday, Kevin told us Kevin hides multiple knives around
his house just in case somebody breaks in.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
How do you know there's not one under his desk?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I got a pope pattern.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Either knew nor improved, but still better than the rest.
Just Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Mojo in the Morning show. Anna is ready to start
her new Year's resolution early. This is too early for
a new resolution.

Speaker 33 (28:24):
You know, But I have just been feeling so disgusting
with all of the holiday celebrations. I've been eating more,
drinking more, and I just feel gross. So I was thinking,
I was like, I need to do something about this,
because I'm not just going to be miserable for the
rest of the year. I ended up calling my old
trainer yesterday and I was like, Hey, can we start

(28:46):
Monday instead of like January second? Because I would rather
go into the new year feeling good and ready than
wait all the way until the end of the year.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Huge mistake.

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Wow, good for you.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
You why you say that?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Because you got you got days of candy and cookies
still that you got to consume. Uh, you got all
the good. By the way, Christmas candy is the best candy.

Speaker 12 (29:09):
I know, Christmas candy.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
I know people love Easter candy, and I think Easter
candy is just just okay. Halloween, Halloween candies all just
candy for the whole season, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Only just threw with my kids Alloween.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
What is Christmas candy?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Does Christmas candy is? I love anything peppermint. I like
the taste of that. I love candy canes.

Speaker 24 (29:31):
You know.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
My favorites in the world are the little balls that
are candy cane balls that dissolve.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
In your mouth. Some things those are like my favorites.

Speaker 33 (29:39):
I love some of your balls, like Grandma candy respectfully,
and Christmas cookies.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Now you're talking. I think Christmas cookies are the thank you.
I love these malls.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
The bots are better ones, but I got the box.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Let me see these ones, right, hair fire fire Right?
That was incredible. You don't like these.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
Kind of disintegrate in your you got there.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Why I say it's a bad idea is you're going
to start working out before Christmas. Then he's going to
be or she's going to be off or you know,
some time, and then you're going to get out of
the commitment of going and once it's out of sight,
out of mind, you're screwed.

Speaker 33 (30:19):
I don't know, because we have time off, so I'm like,
I can really just focus on this and I can
still eat the cookies, but this will like counteract the
big cookies.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
They say it's better to do this to start your
resolution before Christmas, so by January you're already like in
kind of the habit. Okay, So that's what It's going
to make you feel better through the holidays, so you're
not feeling like a big lump, you know, and I
feel like on Christmas Day and it kind of brings
you down.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
And yeah, resolutions, we worry about reservations.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah did you you literally just straight up reservations like
restaurants exactly.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
I'm not going to do the whole lose weight or
any of that stuff for the new year because of
I'll never follow that stuff. But I am talking about
to myself self. I want to get more organized, and
I want to I want to do it twofold Number one.
I want to have better follow through in the new year.
That's my goal is to to accomplish, to accomplish things

(31:19):
right away, like when somebody gives me something, to do
it right away instead of waiting till the last minute
because I'm like the worst at especially taxes. And then
number two, to eliminate any of the stress of not
doing it right away.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I'm going to say no more.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
So I'm gonna I'm not gonna just be you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because of Chelsea taught me years ago. When you say
yes to others, you say no to us, and so
I for yourself or myself, but especially us the you know,
her and the boys.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Any desire to start that earlier.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
No, I'm gonna wait until after getting organized is actually
min It's funny you say that. And I'm going to
start before the new year because I have I'm not
going anywhere for the holiday this year, so West and
are going to spend some time at home and kind
of get our crep together and do things that we've
been meaning to do since we got married. And I
feel like, I don't know if you feel the same way.
When my space around me it feels cluttery, My brain

(32:12):
feels cluttery, and I am not good in that.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Justice like that.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
So my wife is like that I can function with clutter,
but I was in my closet. My closet is so bad.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
You know.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
I'm trying to like wear things I haven't worn in
a while. I guess my goal is to kind of
like rotate them, and it's unbelievable, like the stuff that
I haven't worn in such a long time or even
thought about in such a long time, and stuff that
I didn't even know I had because I have such
any more.

Speaker 12 (32:39):
Sizes are probably changing because you're losing weight, So are
you going to get rid of it?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Well, I've gotten rid of a lot of the clothes
that I couldn't fit into because they grew they were
too big. The problem is I've been skinnier than I
am right now, and I have clothes that I that
I don't know necessarily if I'll ever get into. I
don't think I'm ever getting that skinny, and I should
just get rid of them now because I don't. You
shouldn't use them as a goal to get into because
I just want to be healthy and not worry about

(33:04):
being the skinniest that can be, because I'm going to
be eating a lot of Christmas cookies while you're working out.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Focusing on myself more and my passions. I got to
really prioritize saying twenty four. I give a lot for
other things like Mojo in the morning, the pistons.

Speaker 12 (33:21):
Talking about the same twenty four. I don't I'm not hit.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
No, We'll saying twenty four as a brand I started
like in twenty seventeen. We all got to say in
twenty four hours in our day, our greatness is determined
by how we use it. And uh really prioritized content
and merge you know, words with wardrobe so to speak,
and we close. So just got to go harder with that.
I got a lot of ideas, a lot of plans,

(33:46):
but I just extend myself so much at the thing
that I'm really put on this earth to do ends
up not being priority.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
So that's my goal for the new year.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
It's part of that doing more for yourself and trying
to be focus on yourself. Maybe bringing somebody into the
relationship game. No, anything, there's not a thought about that,
not at all really. I mean, if that comes, it'll come.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Guys, I'm going for it.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Because when you say you're prioritizing yourself and prioritizing you know,
you have too many girls that are out there getting involved.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Well, I don't have any girls.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Listen to the start of the show and the podcast
from the start of the show, it's a friend of mine.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Okay, what is this song?

Speaker 11 (34:27):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Is this instrument by way New Year's what.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Just hate this timing.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
That timing.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I'm trying period a.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Couple of days before somebody needs to throw a huge
New Year's party and hire Kevin to host it.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Tucks the what's up, Juliana, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (34:48):
Good morning, guys, Happy holidays, Hey, Merry.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Christmas, Happy holidays. Everything go ahead and everyday.

Speaker 29 (34:56):
I just wanted to tell Hannah it is never to
It's never the wrong time to get healthy.

Speaker 9 (35:01):
So I applaud you.

Speaker 38 (35:03):
You proud.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
Yeah, I don't even know if like, I'm not even
thinking that I want to lose weight. I just feel
like I heard you say that the internet.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
At our holiday party. Yeah, as you were eating, you
were like, I just I don't feel good.

Speaker 36 (35:16):
Yeah, and who doesn't want to feel snacked during a
holiday period?

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I snatched up.

Speaker 37 (35:24):
Do you have any babe slim ways babe?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Do you have any guys that you'll be visiting over
the holidays?

Speaker 5 (35:30):
I know you had for a while when you first
started on the show, you had like multiple men that
you were going to go visit across the country.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
What's your plans for the holidays?

Speaker 12 (35:38):
Well, this weekend, a man is going to be in town.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Oh man, mister Pittsburgh Steeler. Oh that's right.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
I don't like him either either, do I?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
But like he's going to be are you guys supposed
to get together?

Speaker 33 (35:54):
No, we just started communicating because we stopped communicating, and
now that he's going to be here, we're communicating again.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
So is why you're trying to work out now so
you can get fit for him Saturday? Am I going
to go to the game?

Speaker 33 (36:07):
I do have plans to go to the game, but
I'm very particular on where I want to sit at
the front row?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Is he sending you tickets?

Speaker 12 (36:14):
I don't think he can get me front row tickets.
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
They have a family section.

Speaker 12 (36:19):
They have like a little section, so I might just have.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
To buy my own or get Jason Rasnik to take
the best seats in that in leap zone.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
If he wants me to be at that game, you
do not buy tickets. Buys you tickets that part. This
is also why this guy is that part?

Speaker 12 (36:34):
I mean, hey, it's just a fun time.

Speaker 33 (36:37):
Other than that, I might go to New York to
see a different guy met in Mexico a second.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
You might stay here. You'll be talking about me I'm
gonna be let it talk about me. And now you're
flying around, Dennis, what's up?

Speaker 25 (36:59):
Good morning in I don't know, Maybe it's just me
being anti New Year's resolution, but like, if you see
something's wrong with your life or something that you want
to change or something that you want to do better
for yourself, why would you wait? Like why would you
say tomorrow?

Speaker 11 (37:13):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 14 (37:13):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 25 (37:14):
It's like no time like the President. I don't like
when people say that to me as a kid, but like,
there is really no time like the president.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
You're absolutely right, but you know there are these It's
the same as like celebrating your birthday. Right, you don't
need to wait until the actual day to celebrate yourself.
You don't need to wait until Valentine's Day to show love.
You don't need to wait until Christmas to give a gift.
But that's just what we do in society. So this
is one of those things. What do you think about Anna?

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Should she stay here for the guy from the Steelers
or go to New York for the guy that's got Yeah, what.

Speaker 11 (37:45):
Do you think?

Speaker 15 (37:47):
I mean, have you been to see both of them yet?

Speaker 12 (37:50):
Yeah? I'm going to see both. I don't know why much.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I thought it was either one or the other.

Speaker 12 (37:56):
New York's happening.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Well, guess who. She's not going to see her trainer
no time.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
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Speaker 32 (38:04):
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Speaker 2 (38:14):
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Speaker 5 (38:19):
All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. A listener
saw Cavens sausage. Actually, all right, listener saw Cavens. Wiener Man,
We're gonna keep this, by the way, very very clean, Kevin, Absolutely,
this is a c I don't know your story, all right,

(38:39):
tell me that's a very clean situation.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
I I'm giving you my word. You have my word
in that. I felt some discomfort in the scrots. Okay,
he's keep it in medical ye. By the way, little
irritation in my scrot.

Speaker 11 (38:58):
Kind of.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
I mean, I was like, I was like, it's it
a little bit. So you know, first it comes to
your mind, you know, crabby patties. But that but that's
impossible because.

Speaker 47 (39:07):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
So I booked like a I book like a uh
like CBS has like the quick like urgent care type
of vibes. So it's what minute clinic or whatever. So
I search your those and I'm like, man, like, I
don't want to go to Stirling Heights. I think that's
like one of our number one listeners.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Yeah, I mean it ain't like this.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
The CVS that I went to as a door okay,
first off, so they're very high tech. So I go
in there after I find so I'm like, okay, I
can't go to that one because I think we got
a bunch of listeners over there. First off, everybody listening,
so I don't know in my mind, like like once
Zip Call was gonna have the many listeners. So finally
I go and I think I can just walk in.
It's like an older lady in there. I'm like, can
I come here? And she tell me no, no, no, no, no,

(39:54):
whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a
nine o'clock appointment. First thing in the morning. I'm like, dad,
let me go in here and see going on going there?
The door is ship signing. I come pull up and
I'm like, excuse me, pull open the door literally literally
when the doctor walks out, she was.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Like, oh my god, are you Kevin from.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
God?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
This lady about to see my nuts. The first thing
that is the first thing that comes to my mind.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
I was like, well, I mean I'm here, now what
I'm gonna I'm just turn around, like I gotta get
this checked out.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
So we in there, we do our little woos.

Speaker 19 (40:30):
Exactly.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
These medical terms still out, the full medical terms. I'll
put it in Jack Gibt chat g BT. I had
a whole script. I'll tell you this is exactly what
I'm experiencing.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
This is how long? And she she said what I
thought it was, like, per my googles, is something called.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
Jock It like real, like if it's ething called jacket
you never heard I've literally never heard of.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
This before my entire life.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Throw a little gold bond on it.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, gold by the official jacket. The motion of the morning.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Just so, she said, like when you start working out
and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take
showers immediately at the gym. I'm not aware it is,
but if you don't shower immediately, like sweat you got
that stuff can like build up.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
So that's what she said it was. But I'm like, no,
you need to see this, like I need you waited,
so did she see it? Yeah? For sure? Touching question,
how do you do this.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Do you have to pull down your pants and your
zipper and like what.

Speaker 24 (41:27):
Do you do.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Do you when you're when you're doing it, do you
try to like think of something to talk about? Like, hey, so,
uh yeah, I was looking at her in her eyes.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Did you want to see if her eyes like got
big once she saw the situation?

Speaker 24 (41:47):
No?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
No, I mean she ain't going crazier it was.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
It wasn't like that, but I'd be nervous that you
were getting big.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
That is, by the way, doctor's appointments at first off,
I don't think they there's no arousal at a CV
as from a how.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Would you say she was? Oh she was pretty young?
Oh she was?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
She was you know oh, because usually it's like you
go in and you get a nurse that's there, or
you get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know,
ladies like fifty sixty years old.

Speaker 41 (42:17):
She wasn't.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Wow. Is about how sturdy was that door? Which door?
Are we talking to the door that you said? They
have a door and everything at the CV? What's going on? Kaylee?

Speaker 38 (42:31):
Okay, So the way that we're talking about this, like
it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can
we just talk about the fact that he's talking so
casually about his balls being it? She all over the
radio wild.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Yeah, it is real. Hopefully it's Jackie. You know what
I'm saying. She gave me some stuff. I'm take you
a couple of days. This is your report.

Speaker 38 (42:54):
It's questionable. It's all I'm saying. Your choices are questionable.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
You gotta you gotta work. You got to really hope
it is Jackets. Go get testing.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
There wasn't any way it could be anything else because.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
That's what she said.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You're not actually, so can I tell you what you know?
When I went to back in the day, when I
went to school, we used to have a school nurse.
Like did you guys ever experience that it all or not?
You didn't have a nurse. You'd have like the secretary
or something, right, that would be the nurse. So I
remember the school nurse at Saint Michael's was my neighbor.
So when you would be sick and you would have

(43:29):
to go your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse.
Long story, short, flip this around. I go to a
doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new doctor.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
That doctor Warner wanted me to go see. It was
my neighbor. And I walk in there and I go,
you know, this happened to me before. When I was
a little kid.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
We had a nurse that was my neighbor, and it
was the nurse that was the neighbor there to you know, yes,
take off your pants and sit up on the thing
here with this blue little thing on top of you
or whatever, or get you know, test into it. And
then I don't know, Shannon, You've had this happen in
a million times too, going to get MRIs or going
to get any kind of tests and you have to
get into the the the it's like the worst. Somebody

(44:13):
should invent better clothing for patients to have to put
on that's more comfortable.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Like why is it making shows?

Speaker 48 (44:20):
Show?

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Yeah, bit, it's got the back end open. Uh ninety
day fiance Dana, what's up, Dana?

Speaker 15 (44:28):
Good morning?

Speaker 11 (44:30):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 15 (44:31):
So you know when I was younger, I I thought
I had a hernia and my boss was like, you
better go get checked out, man, that doesn't sound good.
So I went and I went to like an urgent
care and the doctor was female and I was I
was there.

Speaker 24 (44:51):
And.

Speaker 11 (44:54):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 15 (44:57):
So, you know, I kind of She's like, okay, well,
you know, drop your trousers, you know, And I was like, okay,
you know, and so I I told the answer, and
I was, you know, there might have been a little
fluff factor there, but.

Speaker 11 (45:12):
Too crazy.

Speaker 15 (45:13):
And then all of a sudden she checked me for
Ernie and I could kill like block, how do you
check for him?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Is it a finger in the bootox?

Speaker 44 (45:29):
No?

Speaker 15 (45:30):
I was always grab Yeah, they take one and they
lift it up, and then they take the other one
and then lift it up. And they asked you to cough.
And because I got some cough the second time, I
was like, that's it.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
By the way, what would you rather?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Would you rather have an unattractive uh doctor or an
attractive doctor?

Speaker 24 (45:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Rather if I'm going in there for headache? What's up, Maya?
How you doing?

Speaker 49 (45:58):
Hi?

Speaker 24 (45:59):
Hi?

Speaker 38 (46:01):
I can't.

Speaker 24 (46:03):
I just wanted to say.

Speaker 18 (46:05):
I just wanted to say.

Speaker 50 (46:06):
I remember quite some time ago you were on the
air and you were saying how you went days without
taking a shower.

Speaker 44 (46:13):
You need to take a.

Speaker 50 (46:16):
Change underwear, yes, without doing.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
This and if you and if you work out, then
you have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit
and watch Sursday night football and take a shower.

Speaker 21 (46:30):
Yeah, take two showers.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Exactly, Brian, what's going on? It's moje in the morning.

Speaker 42 (46:39):
So I went to an urgent care because I was
having an issue down there.

Speaker 51 (46:44):
You know, there's a nurse and a doctor that come
into the room.

Speaker 20 (46:47):
They checked me all out, they run all these tests.

Speaker 42 (46:50):
Uh, everything came back negative, thankfully.

Speaker 10 (46:52):
But uh, a week later, I'm at my daughter's middle
school enrollment and here is the nurse that was standing in.

Speaker 29 (46:58):
The room that checks me in would.

Speaker 28 (47:03):
At the middle school, and I.

Speaker 15 (47:04):
Am white in the face and just want to get
out of that gymnasium as.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Fast as.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
By the way, small world, and I'm not talking about it.
Thank you, Brian, appreciate you for calling. Uh God, hold
on a voice, this guy's l L what's up?

Speaker 24 (47:23):
Hey.

Speaker 17 (47:24):
So I used to work in a medical facility and
I was counting from hips pain. So one of the like, oh,
you know, just run over to the department and they'll
look at you. So I go over there and he's
like moving my like around different things to look and
see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I

(47:47):
had like a hair book, like right in the area,
like next to my head.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Oh, but he didn't know what it was.

Speaker 17 (47:58):
And he was like, oh, let me my Polly comes.
And another doctor came and it was a doctor who
I had a weekly meeting with. And so I have
like somebody that I'm sitting there with every week doing
a meeting, like.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Checking your crotch. It's interesting when they say, well, hold on,
we're going to bring somebody else in here. And then
we're gonna bring somebody else in here, and it's like,
how how many people are going to see.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Sign up for this?

Speaker 18 (48:28):
Can I caught you the doctor's name?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Sure?

Speaker 43 (48:32):
Doctor Cherry?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Doctor?

Speaker 43 (48:34):
What doctor Cherry?

Speaker 7 (48:37):
Doctor Cherry, doctor Cherry carry Oh okay, it's interesting. That's
better than doctor Coucci because he actually like doctor Cuzcy,
you're lying you, doctor Couci.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Send me that number.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Keev, he's an acquired taste. Don't like him. Acquire some taste.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 34 (49:03):
Now back to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Back to Mojo in the morning. All right, is Mojo
in the morning. Anna has an issue with the maintenance guy.
So what was what was wrong in the apartment that
needed to be done.

Speaker 12 (49:16):
The stinkin' washer dryer that takes six hours to dry.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
I still can't believe that it's now.

Speaker 33 (49:23):
Leaking everywhere every time that I use it, Like, not
just a little bit of water. I put down a
bath towel, It's soaked within like an hour. So I
submitted a maintenance request. And yesterday I get home from
the show, probably around like noon or something. My dryer
is running and there's stuff in it, and I'm at

(49:46):
first I'm confused. I'm like, I didn't start a load
of laundry, and then I'm like, oh, wait, I submitted
a request. The maintenance man must have started it. Plus
there's towels in it, so I'm like, the maintenance man
took the towels put it in the dryer to test
it out. And then there were footprints all over too,
like muddy footprints. So I'm very upset with my maintenance.
I think one they should have left me a note

(50:08):
saying what they did, so I didn't get home extremely
alarmed that there was an intruder and they touched your mind. Yes,
you're like, granted, it was the towel that was on
the floor that was soaking wet, but I still thought
that was weird.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Wait wait, wait, he did your laundry for you? No,
do you understand?

Speaker 6 (50:25):
And I want somebody touching my towels and underwear.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
I want to know what apartment complex that is because
I want to get an apartment there where the apartment
people do your laundry for it.

Speaker 33 (50:35):
Well, he should have mopped the floor too, because he
left a mess. And I'm so mad at them.

Speaker 12 (50:40):
But my friends say that I'm being like, like doing
too much another Karen moment.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
There, not me, it's them.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
So I want to ask this question because I bet
you there's some people that have this too.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Are there any listeners that have ever had the maintenance
guy come to your apartment to do something?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
And what did you catch them doing? I want to
know what they ever done?

Speaker 12 (51:01):
Can I just add to the story. So this morning
I woke up. Guess what, there's a puddle of water
next to my dryer. So it's not even fair.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
So if if somebody enters your apartment, they don't have
to send you a text or call you and get
the mission for you.

Speaker 33 (51:15):
Because I immediately went to the leasing office and I said, hey,
I just have a few comments for you, And I
told them, and she was like, one, they should have
left you a note and they should have wore shoe covers,
and I'm like, thank you, Why why did they not?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
You got to have a shoe Booty's on.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
I know you have a big basket of them, don't you.

Speaker 33 (51:37):
Shoe booty About to submit another maintenance request because it's
still broken, I'm gonna leave shoecovers next to the door
because I have them too.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
We did a phone scam back in the day the
apartment maintenance guy, where we called the person up who
was supposed to have apartment stuff done and called up
and made it seem like the apartment maintenance guy was
inside the house going through the refrigerator, doing.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
All kinds stuff, going through you know, your your drawers.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
I wonder if any apartment maintenance guys have ever gone
through women's drawers.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Yes, absolutely, And.

Speaker 33 (52:11):
Now I'm wondering that, like, what else did he do
if he was touching my towels and starting the machine?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Is your apartment maintenance thing or your apartment as high tech?
Like my son Joe's in Tampa. So Joe's in Tampa
has an app and he goes to the app and
it basically will. It's the coolest thing ever. And it's
basically like ordering door dash or whatever or an uber.
You go in there and you basically call for it.

(52:37):
You say that you have an issue. It shows every
room in his place, and it's like, what's the issue?
The issue is in the kitchen? Is the issue in
the kitchen? And you give choices dishwasher, refrigerator, whatever, and
he hits the thing and it goes on there and
it goes, it goes, and it will show you the
time of when they will be up there, and it
counts down a countdown thing, and they will guarantee that

(53:00):
they come there.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
That's partman guy coming up to your house to do
your towels for you.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Hold on, Brianna, what did you have happened to you
with a maintenance guy?

Speaker 44 (53:12):
So I had a maintenance fan come to my house
and he was supposed to repaint our bathroom, but somehow
he fell backwards and he broke our toilet, and we
had no idea any of this happened.

Speaker 26 (53:24):
He proceeded to.

Speaker 44 (53:25):
Leave, buy a brand new toilet, bring it back and
install it without us ever knowing, And then he made
my landlord that.

Speaker 21 (53:31):
He broke it.

Speaker 46 (53:34):
Toilet, right, I gotta fell backwards and broke What would
you rather come.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Back to a new toilet or the man dead with
a pile of blood, or you know, right around him
and your toilet.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 44 (53:52):
I guess the first one.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
That's it's actually nice that he did that. Natalie, what's up?
It's moch on the morning from warning mod of them more, good.

Speaker 38 (54:00):
Morning, I'm good, Thank you so much.

Speaker 22 (54:03):
I had an experience where I had moved into this
one bedroom apartment and it was really small, as my
first apartment ever, and they put a note on our
door saying that they were going to come in the
next couple of days to replace the entire front door.

Speaker 38 (54:19):
So I thought they would like call and let me
know a time or something.

Speaker 22 (54:23):
So I wake up one morning at like eight am
and I opened the door to my bedroom and I'm
just in my underwear because I've been sleeping.

Speaker 18 (54:30):
And there was a dude in my like apartment I
had never seen before.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Wait, I'm sorry that you opened the door to your
apartment or your door? What do you mean? So did
you were you opening the door night?

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
You open your door?

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Oh okay, so you just woke up thinking, I'm going
to walk out in my living area in my undies.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
And there's some.

Speaker 24 (54:56):
There.

Speaker 12 (54:56):
You thought something else was going on?

Speaker 24 (54:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Was he a good looking.

Speaker 38 (55:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (55:01):
I slammed the door and started freaking out.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I can't believe the guy, the maintenance guy wouldn't worry
about that happening if he knew he was going into
a woman's apartment that something could happen.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
What's up, mindy?

Speaker 38 (55:13):
Hi, I'm out, don't how's everything going?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
It's great, Mindy? You got yourself a voice on you
were you? Were you a little screaming last night at
the TV? Or what's happening?

Speaker 52 (55:23):
I have a projectile voice, mojole.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
I like it, you know what?

Speaker 24 (55:28):
My mom?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
My mom had one too, and it was always yelling
at me what's going on?

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Me too.

Speaker 52 (55:34):
I handle Landmark one time come in my house while
I was gone to work and I needed flooring replaced
in my bathroom and I didn't know he was coming.

Speaker 42 (55:44):
I come home.

Speaker 52 (55:45):
He had cut the boards out right in my bathroom,
all my toothbrushes, everything was covered in soda.

Speaker 50 (55:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 52 (55:52):
I came home from work that way.

Speaker 24 (55:54):
What you DoD?

Speaker 5 (55:54):
You run down yell at him, or did you get
on the phone and say, I'm not being my month rent,
I'm for sland.

Speaker 53 (56:01):
I want to pick him off.

Speaker 52 (56:03):
And oh I just cleaned up the mess and I
never called him again unless I knew I was going
to be home. But it was a nightmare to clean up.

Speaker 24 (56:11):
I had two little kids, and everything in.

Speaker 54 (56:13):
There was this coloring.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
A bad landlord can really ruin your life, you know
what I mean like that, Yeah, yeah, that's that's the worst.
And sometimes I don't know what's the worst landlord. A
privately owned guy that just like is making some money
on the side, or one of these big old rental
companies that they have out there. You know, sometimes it
can be that, you know, one is better than the other.
What's up, Jackie?

Speaker 50 (56:37):
Okay?

Speaker 24 (56:37):
So I was about seven eight months pregnant.

Speaker 14 (56:41):
It was the middle of June.

Speaker 11 (56:43):
I had put in multiple.

Speaker 24 (56:44):
Tickets to the maintenance mean to fix our AC units.

Speaker 21 (56:48):
So during the day the one day I ended up
taking a nap, I was completely naked in my room
with the door shut.

Speaker 52 (56:54):
I wake up to my husband yelling at me, asking
why I was sleeping naked with someone.

Speaker 44 (56:59):
In the park.

Speaker 14 (57:00):
Oh no, there's no one in the apartment.

Speaker 45 (57:04):
Well, here was a maintenance guy walked into the.

Speaker 14 (57:06):
Apartment and decided just to start fixing the ac after
coming into my bedroom.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Oh my no, wait, did he see you naked?

Speaker 38 (57:14):
I think he did.

Speaker 52 (57:16):
You're pretty sure because the bedroom door was open when
my husband got home.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 33 (57:20):
I want to hear from a maintenance worker, like, what's
protocol if you walk into a house and you see
something like that, because usually they ask you if they
can enter without like someone being home.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
So if someone's not answering, here's the deal, jackie out
of that whole thing.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
The thing that would have bothered Kevin the most would
have been not that you were naked and he saw you,
was that if he didn't have shoe booties.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Huh be worried about two.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
By the way, and I know you were pregnant at
the time, So I don't think that that is in porn.
But that sounds like the start of a porn, doesn't it.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Like walks in and I'm laying on the bed naked,
the air conditioning units broken, I'm here the bottom being
bottom boom. You know, your husband calls up on the phone.
Next thing, you know, scene too your husband joins you.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Guys, you're pretty way too much thought of this.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
I'm just saying I think I've seen that before. But
all right, well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I lost Jack. Why hopefully she's not in the car
with her kids.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Ever circled back to your rex and have a workout
me neither put the phone down.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
It's Mojo in the Morning show. Good to have you, guys.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Hear our phone numbers eight four four Mojo Live eight
four four six sixty five six five four eight. You
said Smith is starting school today.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
Smith is starting second grade today.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
It's probably good that he's going back to school. He's
got a lot of energy in that.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Doesn't he tell you something?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
On Saturday night, my entire family went out to celebrate
my sister Jacqueline's birthday. And just so I can paint
the picture to you and maybe you've been to this place.
There's a newer restaurant here in Michigan, in Birmingham specifically
called Tara. Great place by the way, absolutely phenomenal food.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Love it.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
So a huge shout out to them.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
What kind of food is it?

Speaker 6 (59:18):
So they kind of have a little bit of everything.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I mean, you can get like pasta, you can get steak,
you can get like crispy no rice, you can get
like a little bit of everything. And everything I've had
there is very very good. So it's one of those
places that is very viby. So it's got the restaurant
with a lot of tables and booths and stuff, and
then they have the front of the restaurant has those

(59:42):
I don't know if it's windows or doors that open
all the way, so it kind of feels like you're
outside if you're sitting toward the front of the restaurant.
Then there's a sidewalk, and then they have a patio
with lots of tables on the patio, so just you
can kind of like envision the setup of this place.
So my family we all sat toward the front of
the restaurant, and at one point, after the kids, Lucy

(01:00:06):
and Smith and my niece Stella had gotten done with
their food, Lucy had said, Hey, we're gonna go outside.
I'm gonna We're gonna walk up and down the sidewalk,
which is totally fine, Like we could still see them.
Although my back was to the front of the place.
So whatever, she's eleven years old. I totally trust her
with the two kids. Well, wrong, totally fine until I
could kind of see everybody in the restaurant looking outside

(01:00:31):
and up, and my sister, who was sitting facing the outside, goes,
I think that you should maybe look at your son
as it's like the slow, the slow turn in my
chair to see Smith was in a tree, hanging like
a sloth over all of the people were reading on

(01:00:54):
the tables on the patio.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
I was like, oh my god, I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
The kid had climbed the tree and was just hanging
there and he was a kind of high to you guys,
and you could hear all the people in the restaurant,
Like I got up so fast and ran outside to
get him down. Was embarrassing to yell get down from there.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Like did you have to didn't even have to yell.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I got to the bottom of the tree and looked
up and he saw my face and it was like
every parent knows, like you talked to your teeth. You
don't even have to really say anything, and that was
me and he very quickly got and it came down.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
You love if it's not your child, like I would
have loved it, That's what I'm saying. You know, no,
you don't love it if you're the table right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Right next to everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Everybody loves the screaming baby, unless you're sitting next to
the screaming baby on the airplane.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
Who's horrible, horrible mother?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Does this childe him? I got this kid up in
that tree, and I think in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Themselves so high, keV, you couldn't just reach up food up?

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Did he have to like when he got up in
the tree, did he have to uh like maneuver by
like the chairs and the tables.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Honestly, don't know it, like it. I just wanted to
get him down so quickly.

Speaker 12 (01:02:20):
Is he climbing things?

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Is that like these?

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
He will climb lamp posts, he will climb trees. We
were at the the Michigan State tailgate on Friday and
he had climbed a tree.

Speaker 12 (01:02:32):
So hot climb.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
He's that kid, which I love, just not when it's
you know, ruining up somebody else's dinner experience.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
All right, So there's a couple of ways I can
go on this one. Here, I can go.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
You can obviously go with the kids that are climbers,
or we can go with the parent that's not watching
their kid in a restaurant what their kid was doing,
like you know, call call out the kid, like you know,
call out whatever the kid is. If you're somebody at
a restaurant and there's the kid running around or pounding
on the booth.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Was he one of those kids growing up?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
No, honestly, No, he was usually pretty good. It's just now,
at eight years old, he's got a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
If you go to dinner and you have children, sit
them in between the adults, do not put them on
the edge.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
They have access. They get up and run around.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Well, I thought Lucy would. Lucy is so good, and
I even said I was like, lou you're supposed to
be watching him, and she's like I tried, Like she
gave up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
She gave up.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
She had my niece who's five. She was worried about her,
not Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
So real quick I get because I'm thinking back to
was I don't know when it was? Was a Friday
when Smith had had morning Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
We miss it. Do we have a bird up day
for us? Do we have a what's the what's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Passed away?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I woke up on I'm trying to think what morning
it was Saturday or Sunday. And it was very quiet
in my house and both kids were not in their beds,
so I knew they were in the garage with the bird.
And I walked in the garage and both of them
were just holding the bird, crying, oh no, no bird.
The bird survived four more days than I think it
would if we would have left it in my yard.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
But it was more than a wen. Did you get
the bird?

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Looked at it all to see if the bird had
any kind of diseases at all?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Like do we know, like what the story was with
this bird? Like was the bird heard that bird? Maybe that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I had Premiere Pet supply delivered bird seed to my
house after the show on I mean, we really tried.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
For those that missed that podcast, you got to listen
to that because miss fit Tony called up and was
basically like, you gotta kill the bird, and Smith was fighting.
He was like, you're not going to kill my bird.
I was like, man, Smith eight years old, he was
going up against me.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
We had a burial ceremony for the bird, so he's
now buried in our yard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
But see that makes me sad. That the kids have
to deal with that. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
You guys, Lucy was holding the bird and I walked
out and she's just crying, crying, and she showed as
she like turns to show me the bird, the bird's
head goes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Did y'all make a tombstone or it's just like a
dirt pile.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
It's just a dirt pile. There were some flowers placed
on top. Okay, that's about it. What a very very
sad thing to have to have happened, you know, for
the for the kids to have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Loss.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
Morning.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Hi, April, April, You're terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
Its you guys, I'm not sure when I say it is, April,
you are going to hell. All the neighborhood kids like
filed through where the bird was buried.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
April's laugh, April, You're awful. What's going on in April high?

Speaker 45 (01:06:10):
Hi?

Speaker 55 (01:06:10):
So, I mean I can totally relate.

Speaker 39 (01:06:12):
My I have five kids, so you know, one of
them was bound to do something, But my.

Speaker 21 (01:06:17):
Oldest is definitely one of those hit the ground type
of running kids.

Speaker 39 (01:06:22):
But I can tell you right now that if I
was as a kid in that tree and my mama
saw me there would have been no look, my ass
would have gotten yanked down.

Speaker 21 (01:06:31):
Yeah, well probably in front of everybody.

Speaker 39 (01:06:33):
Like, go grab a switch while you're up there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Yeah yeah, pick one off the treema Angela.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
What's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 22 (01:06:42):
Hi, So I did the thing that she annon gas
to her son Smith with the mouth to this lady
and her kids at Baccle Bell.

Speaker 50 (01:06:51):
Wait again, yes, because like so, I'm in Taco Bell.

Speaker 18 (01:06:57):
I'm trying to order my food.

Speaker 55 (01:06:59):
I got this guy that works there bringing his wife
and kids food.

Speaker 21 (01:07:02):
But if kids are everywhere bouncing.

Speaker 26 (01:07:04):
Off the walls, they're doing cartwheels.

Speaker 51 (01:07:06):
By everybody trying to order food, like you know on
that you know the order thing you order yourself.

Speaker 22 (01:07:11):
Next boy walked, he bumped into me.

Speaker 12 (01:07:13):
So I looks right at.

Speaker 38 (01:07:14):
Him and I said, if you don't get over there
with your mom, it's g.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
R Why Why is it though?

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
That I love when there are parents that have the
I'm gonna beat your ass look on their face.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
I'm like, go get them, mom, necessary go do it.
What's up, Sean? How you doing.

Speaker 24 (01:07:36):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Sean?

Speaker 11 (01:07:37):
Hey, how you doing it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
I'm okay, what's going on?

Speaker 19 (01:07:39):
Buddy saying no, ill just go home and let you know.
We had an issue like that some time ago where
we were in a restaurant. Someone's kids was while we
were me and my wife were eating. This kid is
sitting or standing on the back of the seat, bringing
and looking over our shoulder while we're trying to eat.

(01:08:00):
The parents didn't say anything until they until I got
up and turned around. But when you're looking at a
twenty twenty pound man looking at you and telling you
to sit your child down, yeah, everything changed that everything.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
By the way, I love it that kid remembers you
now for the rest of his life. Sean, every restaurant,
I just look around. He there recorded Wait hold on,
we're recording this call.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Hold on it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Once. I'm Sean or Amber. Hi Amber. I just talked
to Sean. What's going on? Amber?

Speaker 50 (01:08:35):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
How are you doing great? Amber?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
We're talking about Smith, and this, by the way, is
going to be one of Smith's moments that we're going
to remember when the kid gets married.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Do you remember the time you climb the tree? What's
going on?

Speaker 50 (01:08:50):
I wanted to say that my kids are just feral.

Speaker 21 (01:08:52):
They are just feral kids.

Speaker 50 (01:08:54):
So I thought I had already experienced everything with my
older three. I was wrong my youngest. We were at
a restaurant and I literally just turned to turn my
head for a quick second.

Speaker 21 (01:09:08):
He was in the booth next to me.

Speaker 50 (01:09:11):
Everything was fine. Next thing I hear and see is
the fire alarm light. That faral booger pulled the fire alarm.
I thought that my embarrassment meter had already been next
papped out with the other three, like my daughter used
to run around.

Speaker 21 (01:09:31):
Saying, you're not my mom there like so now you
know here I am taking him to school.

Speaker 50 (01:09:39):
And he's just like, look like, what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Is it first day of school for the guys? Or
is he going to school?

Speaker 21 (01:09:45):
No, he's been in school since what's the nineteenth?

Speaker 11 (01:09:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Wait is he in military school? Hopefully?

Speaker 39 (01:09:55):
Well no, we're in Christian school now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Billions of dollars then a lot are we drawings happening?
But unfortunately this is the best radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
A few dollars we'll buy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
It's Mojoe in the Morning. I have a question to
ask of anybody that has ever been allergic to a pet. Okay,
I'm gonna bring this up right now because I have
never I don't think ever had an allergy to a
pet or an allergy to a pillow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
You know, people, there's some people that are like allergic
to everything. I never have been that guy. Like I honestly,
the only thing I've got wrong in my entire life.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Is a gluten allergy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
And honestly, I'm at a point right now where if
I hit another ten more years, I'm just gonna eat
gluten and not even care anymore because at that point,
who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
At that point?

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Let me live ten more years and then the last
twenty of my life or thirty of my life, I'll
be fine. So I went to go visit Jacob and
and his boyfriend Chris, and we went to their their
apartment that they have. They live in UH in Chicago,
and so I go over to their apartment, and I've

(01:11:12):
been there a couple of times, but I really have
never spent much time. Usually I go there and I,
you know, will hang for a little bit and then
I'll be like, all right, let's go to lunch or
something like that. This was one of those ones where
it was intentional that I was going to come and
I was going to stay, and we were just going
to spend the entire day just doing nothing, either watching
TV or kind of just hanging out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Well, I don't know if you guys know this, but
I have a grand dog daughter.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
Oh God, don't say it like that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Well, because I don't know if my son's going to
ever have a kid. I don't know, because you know,
obviously he may adopt or they may actually have.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
When people say for a baby or granddaughter.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Listen, you're you're somebody whose kids still call you mama.
So forgot that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:57):
I still call my mom mama. Do you still call
her absolutely every day?

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Well I get into their house and at first I
didn't know it was a girl, even though I should
have because the name is Tessa. So I go, oh,
this guy is really good, and Jacob's like, it's not
a guy, it's a girl.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
And I'm like, well, we do not.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
Choose gender in our house. I shouldn't know that, right.
How would my gay son actually not understand that? So
we're we're hanging out and Tessa's all over me, and
Tessa is a lover what kind? I don't I think
Tessa Chris found like in an alley or something.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
I would say.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
About like yay, big, like this, you know, like bigger
than my little you know, purse puppies and stuff. Yeah,
but like kind of a big like a big dog,
big old you know, black furry dog, not really furry,
but like kind of like slimy furry like where it's
like your hands lies, short hair, short haired dog.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
So Tessa's like on top of me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
Tessa's actually, I don't know if I actually these pictures,
I'll have to show you these these pictures. This is
Tessa with me. I put one on the story this weekend.
I don't know if you got a chance to ever,
h this is me with Tessa. So there's me with Tessa,
Tessa showing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Where's the hair?

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
A little love, Testa see what I'm talking about? Not much,
And Tessa's given me like Testa's like like basically sucking
on my air, you know, stuff like that. So long
story short, I'm starting at one point to start getting
like irritated, not like anything other than scratching and itching,

(01:13:37):
and then I start sneezing. And at this point I'm thinking,
oh my god, I got what Chelsea has because she
wasn't feeling good so she didn't even come with me
on the trip. And then I start getting like scratchy eyes,
and I'm going, oh, is that are you allergic?

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
I am allergic to everything really dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Remember when I first started dating Wes Well so minor
quote unquote hyperrellergenic, which is really not a thing. Hypoallergenic dogs,
it's it's they're saliva and vander are really what people
are allergis to do. But when I started dating West,
he has a friend scheet, and I was so allergic
to Willow. It's gotten a lot better, but any dog cat,
oh my gosh, especially cats, horses, rabbits so allergic.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
Yeah, yeah, well I saw. I'm sitting there the whole time,
kind of getting a little irritated and stuff. But I'm
still holding out because I'm having such a nice time
with the boys. Yeah, and I'm talking to them and
all this stuff. And then finally Tessa calms and sits
next to me and doesn't really like start trying to
like make love to me, and I'm still kind of
itching and stuff. And then I start thinking to myself,

(01:14:39):
these guys love Tessa probably more than they love Chelsea
and myself, like they are they have canceled trips because
of this dog. Tessa like the boys are really into
this dog, and Jacob has I've never seen Jacob this
much in love with a pet ever. And maybe Lily
are our dog that we had, yeah, but definitely not.

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Henry and Louis are current dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
And it's does anybody like Henry and Louie?

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Not really? Okay, especially Henry.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
But the thing that was wild that with this is
all I kept thinking to myself is these guys are
going to be spent in probably the rest of their
lives together. I really think that these guys have an
amazing relationship. Tessa's going to be around unless if they
do break up, Jacob will fight Chris for Tessa, even
though Tessa is actually Chris's dog, And I started thinking

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to myself, I've got to figure out a way to
get over Tessa.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Being kind of an allergetic. You said there's no such
thing as hyper aller Johnic.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
I mean they say that there are, but it's yeah,
can you get a shot you could do so? I
so now I have to take me every single day
that will lives with me every day.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
At any point, did you think to yourself, Wes is
getting rid of this dog because I cannot be around
this dog.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Yeah, it was really bad at first.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Really, yeah, he was going to give her to his
ex wife, which he would have loved because she kind
of wants her. But then I was like, no, no, no,
because he would he loves her and he would resent
me so bad for that. So I just knew I
had to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Really, so there was a point where you were going
to make him choose the dog or you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
Well, he was going to do that. I really wasn't
going to say that he did.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Yeah, So the rule is, like the two other dogs
can be in bed sometimes, like Bo sleeps in bed
with us all the time. I have my sixteen year
old poodle Charlie. Every once in a while, Willow can't
go anywhere near the bed because if I lay and
she's been laying somewhere, el get massive hives everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Does Lillo so bad?

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Does Willow get upset at all that Willow's the only
one that's not allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
In the bed?

Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Really, so it doesn't ever just sit there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
When I was gone last weekend, like Lucy and I
were in New York City and West had Willow in
the bad I saw when I facetimed him, and he knew,
like he knew he had to wash all the sheets
before he came home or else it's bad.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
And then in my asthma gets did.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
You feel violated that he had another?

Speaker 24 (01:16:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
I felt woman fidelity.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Yes, do you think that time where you're being really
bitchy to West that you think he brings willow up
in the bed just to screw with you?

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
I would know right away by the way.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
You know how some people like go to restaurants and
they complain about something and the guy in the back
rubs their sandwich on their privates. West actually just puts
willow shakes willow right over your spot in the bed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
That bitch is West allergency thing?

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
Shellfish?

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Oh wait a second, I just saw that TV that show,
that big show that everybody was watching where they she
killed them with the shellfish.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
The one I'm not telling you about. I'm not telling
you about because anybody that knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
Is this the one you texted me?

Speaker 32 (01:17:48):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
No, it's a different one. Now it's a different one.
But did she she took took the shellfish and put
the shellfish in there?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
So here's my question. Do I have to tick up
hill to be around this dog. Can I take the
pill only when I see them because I'm not in
Chicago all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Really, like, you're not going to do allergy shots because
you're only going to see this dog twice a year.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
That would be such a waste.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
I feel, I don't know, I feel kind of weak
that I have an allergy to this dog.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
You have on their allergy you have celia yet.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
But I know I understand that, but I don't like
I don't understand it. I've been around a million dogs.
I've never had a dog ever make me feel this way.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
You get it older, your body changes that this is
really Oh that happens. If I asked Jacob, would you
choose me or the dog?

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
He's going to see the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
He don't see you enough.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
If I'm still paying for anything in his life, I
still pay for his cell phone and his car, paying this,
he would.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Test all its harm. Huh, you would test all the time. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:48):
You don't stop paying for all that when they get married.
If they get married, honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Yes, yeah, but I told him, with this car, I
least the car farm. When this lease is done, He's
on his own But I say that now, but at
least now I swear he's doing well. Like listen, yeah,
he's doing well. I mean he's this kid's got. You know,
I don't pay for anything for Joe other than he's
still on my cell phone. And honestly, I don't know
how much it would save me on my Verizon to

(01:19:13):
actually kick Joe and Jacob off my cell phone and
still have Luke on the cell phone.

Speaker 6 (01:19:18):
So funny, it's so refers to my dad's on my stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:19:21):
Oh really, well, only one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Thing, but yet what a good daughter? Eight four four
Mojoe Live or text nine five five zero zero. A
texter here says to me, it says, I am allergic
to my boyfriend's dog. We never live together because of this.
That's pretty wild. Another person here says, I am allergic

(01:19:43):
to my daughter's dog. That would be your granddaughter, right, wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
It be daughter?

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
You know, doctor, you got to give me a little
love on this one here.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
This may be their only child that they have together.
I really hope that these guys, ever do decide that
they're going to get married. I would love for those
two to have a baby.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
It seemed like the way you all talk about Jacob
in a few times I've had the opportunity to interact
with him.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
He seems like he'd be a great father. He would
be an amazing dad.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
And it's funny because he says he doesn't want kids,
and I think Chris does like Chris, So you know
who I realized that Jacob's boyfriend, Chris is.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
He's me. It's weird to you know, they say that
you marry your your parent or marry dad or whatever. Ways,
what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
He's kind of well, first off, he's he's one of
those guys where nothing seems to bother him until it
bothers him. And he's kind and loving. He's like a
he really is. Like you guys were around him for
a brief period of time. He's one of those guys
that sees the bright side and everything, where Jacob is
like his mom.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
They're realistic and I'm not saying they don't see the
right side.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
But they're realistic and uh in a safe way, which
is honestly refreshing to see them together because it makes
me realize, like that it's good, like this is a
good person for him to be around.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Hi Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 11 (01:21:09):
Hello.

Speaker 56 (01:21:11):
Hi.

Speaker 54 (01:21:13):
Yeah, I've been our round dogs my whole life. My
mom used to foster them, and I am thirty two.

Speaker 32 (01:21:20):
Now.

Speaker 54 (01:21:21):
I had gotten a dog that we found in Detroit,
and as he got older, he was about a year
or so, and I developed a horrible allergy and my
eyes would swell. I had just it was horrible. I
ended up having to rehome him in the end.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Oh, you actually got rid of him because it was
that bad.

Speaker 54 (01:21:42):
Yeah, my fiance's dad ended up taking him. And now
we have a Pommeranian and I'm totally fine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
So would you go over to your fiance's dad's house
ever and visit?

Speaker 11 (01:21:53):
Yeah, yeah, we do.

Speaker 21 (01:21:54):
We don't stay over there long, but I just I
have to wash my hands religiously.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
I can only imagine that that's had to be tough
to get rid of the dog. But what if you're
allergic to your new partners like perfumes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Or there or There's easy to change.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
So Luke said that his girlfriend is allergic to his
laundry detergent, that she got some kind of hives or
something off of the laundry deturchey.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Again, easy to change compared to an animal. Well, that
they love so much.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I also called shenanigans on it's his laundry detergent.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
And why all of a sudden why, I mean, what what?
What particular thing was that he's he's wearing that caused
her to be allergic? Boyd she was cuddling with him.
I guess, Oh yes, in my house coming up in

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minutes Bojo in the morning, Shannon says she has done
with it. She's not going to ever do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Why is that is gifted?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Okay, so I my girlfriends and I got together last
night for our little holiday party and my friend Carrie
was the hostess with the mostess.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
She had us all over to her house and it
was great.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
But we did a gift exchange and I'm not on TikTok,
but apparently this gift exchange trend is on TikTok and
it's cozy Maxine. Oh, It's basically like staying home and
being cozy. So that was the theme for our gift exchange.
There was a dollar amount, so nobody brought anything crazy,
which was my last weekend. However, somebody who I shall

(01:23:33):
not name because she's already embarrassed, got busted regifting the
exact same gift that she got last year's gift exchange
with the same group of girls, and as someone else
is pulling it out of the bag, I could like,
we all remember this gift. And it was so funny

(01:23:54):
because nobody said anything for a minute and then everyone
just gave her the third degree and busted her. So
obviously regifting the same gifts what exactly different bag? So
it was a candle, a journal, a pair of cozy socks,
there was some other things in there. But as soon
as she brought out the journal. Oh, there was a
like a travel coffee mug in there. As soon as

(01:24:17):
she brought out the journal, I was like, wait, that's
the same thing, Like I remember this right, and she's
bringing out all the items and yeah, so all fusted.
It's not not an awful gift at all, but you
can't regift to the same group that the gift was
in last year.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
That's the rule.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Has anybody else been ever busted doing something like this
where you brought that gift? I got busted, right, I
got busted by Shannon. Yeah, give given fletch for her
for I don't know it was. I think it was Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
I gave him the Lululemon shirt that Shannon got me.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Yeah, no, yeah, it was your birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
I was like, no more gifts now.

Speaker 24 (01:24:56):
That was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Looking like a wine bottle.

Speaker 35 (01:25:00):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
He regifted me the bottle of wine, the same bottle
of wine that I gave him.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
Was it for your It was a it was for
a birthday, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Always write on the wine bottles the occasion and then
so it's from me.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
He didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
He put it in a bag, and so when I
took it out that morning during the show, I was like,
this is the same bottle of Peno the War that
I gave you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
But you understand something though, that is the gift. Then
you're supposed to regift back and it's one of those
things where we do it back and forth.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
I drank that until that is aged appropriately. What did
you get? What was your gift that you ended up?

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
I got a vibrator?

Speaker 32 (01:25:38):
What?

Speaker 11 (01:25:39):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Got a vibrator?

Speaker 12 (01:25:40):
Do you choose that? How does this happen?

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
It is a white elephant kid, So I chose.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Of all of the girls there, I'm like a freaking vibrator.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
Oh sorry, I just breathe. It really hard. What do
you mean, how did it look?

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
It was it's blue.

Speaker 27 (01:25:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
They don't think come in all shapes and sauges. This
is like a rose. This is a bullet.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
He did a blue bullet.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
It was it all in it's wrapping like it wasn't
Oh yeah, it was a hole.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
It was a whole kit like that went with the
cozy themes, face masks. There were a bunch of face
masks in there. The vibrator. I'm trying to think that's
in my car right now.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Thing in there. Who's the person that that gave that
as the gift her? I love her? I love her.
I love her. Yeah, call her. Tell everybody who has brook.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
I love my gift.

Speaker 12 (01:26:32):
I also don't think that's a bad gift. That's like
self care.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
That is not a bad gift at all.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
It's just funny that everybody else got blankets and candles
and journals and mugs and Louciens, and I get the vibrator.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
And you can pick anything you want and you just
picked based on the box size is that you do
this one wasn't a bag, but so you're like, oh
this bag looks pretty yes, And next thing you know, Honestly,
that's kind.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Of a good guess.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
I got home last night and Wes was like, what
did you get from the White House. I'm like, well,
I'll wow you to tell you. I had to leave
it in the car because the kids were still up
when I didn't want to see it. So I was like,
it's in the car. It is, it is blue, and
it is bullity.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Did he want to see it at all?

Speaker 11 (01:27:17):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
And the kids went finally went to bed. Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
He was like, I'll go out to the car. And
we don't sell vibrators, Yes you do. I bought it
here six months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
That's not a vibrator. It's a neck massage.

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
No, it's a vibrator. I'm counting to five and then
I'm changing my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
Really yeah, I love it is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
That that's from Sex and the City. It's a neck massage.
What's up, Genie?

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
How you doing?

Speaker 31 (01:27:42):
Hi?

Speaker 54 (01:27:43):
A long time?

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Hey? What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:27:51):
Well?

Speaker 18 (01:27:51):
My mom gave my dad a birthday card years and
years and years ago, and he opened it, read it,
put it to the sign and she thought, well, that
was an expensive cards, so she put it back in
the envelope and she's been giving him the card every
year and he didn't realize it was the same card
for about fifteen years.

Speaker 11 (01:28:09):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
Oh, that is a great story.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
And it's the same writing and everything she writes the same,
It's got the same stuff written on it.

Speaker 18 (01:28:17):
All she does is put it back in the envelope
and give it back to them the next year.

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
That's one funny and honestly, that's how you should do
with cards, because cards are the biggest waste of money.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
I bought a card yesterday for my babysitter to put
some money in for Christmas. Seven dollars and fifty cents.
And it was not a fancy it was a card papapayrs.
Seven dollars and fifty cents.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
What's up, Pete? How you doing?

Speaker 24 (01:28:38):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (01:28:39):
How you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:28:42):
Nothing?

Speaker 14 (01:28:42):
I'll do it the first time, long time.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
A lot of them this morning.

Speaker 11 (01:28:47):
I love it right. Yeah.

Speaker 57 (01:28:49):
So I gave my My wife's birthday was last year
and I forgot to get a birthday card, so co
worker gave me a card.

Speaker 14 (01:28:55):
I got one for you, Pete, to go home.

Speaker 28 (01:28:57):
Put the gift in there. My wife Holden.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
It was his wife's name.

Speaker 47 (01:29:01):
On a friend.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Pete, you are the best that is such a difficult,
typical guy thing to do. Merry Christmas, man, Love you buddy.
Take care Georgina. What's up Georgina.

Speaker 24 (01:29:17):
Good morning, guys, Good morning.

Speaker 58 (01:29:19):
So last year I asked my cousin.

Speaker 21 (01:29:21):
He's like, what do you need for Christmas? I said,
I really need to set a stake knife.

Speaker 58 (01:29:25):
So comes Christmas, I open up this box and it's
steak knives plus a bunch of other knives. So we
take it home and don't look at the box for
a couple of months, and I open it back up.
It's a set of steak knives from his dad. There
was divorce papers.

Speaker 24 (01:29:38):
In there from the eighties.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
That's great, from.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
His first marriage.

Speaker 24 (01:29:44):
And I was like, you're kidding.

Speaker 21 (01:29:45):
He played it off like.

Speaker 12 (01:29:46):
They were new.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
I've heard of a story one time of a person
regifting what was they thought just a thing that they
had in their house. It was a pot in Their
dog's ashes were still inside the dogs their dogs ashes.
Texts are all texting in right now. I know you
don't read them, but they all want to know if
Shannon will regift the vibrator she got.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Last night, if she's not going to use it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
I will not regift it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
You're gonna use it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
Yep, oh, I will not.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
All right, Merry Christmas to Shannon and Westroy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Your grand rabbit.

Speaker 32 (01:30:22):
And I heard radio stations, real people, real lives, real fun.
Mojo in the Morning, guaranteed human mojo. God, let me

(01:30:43):
take your back to the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Is alrighty ready you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.
You're a DoD heck, let's go. It's Mojo in the Mornings.
Throw back throw down.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
All right, here we go, throw back throw down for
five hundred dollars. Leslie your choices, everybody on the board. Shannon, keV, Mike, Anna,
who you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Choose in.

Speaker 18 (01:31:12):
I'm gonna go with my girl Anna Whoa.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
And she's nervous. She just had keV pray over her
to try to see if she could win this thing.
And I pray and we'll see if it works. The
next pick in the draft is going to Alex. Alex,
who do you choose?

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
Hi?

Speaker 20 (01:31:34):
Me and my daughter We're gonna go with Shannon y Alex.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
What's your daughter's name?

Speaker 39 (01:31:40):
Autumn?

Speaker 6 (01:31:41):
Hi, Autumn, this is for you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Let's do it fine. That means the guys are still
on the board. Erica. Who do you choose?

Speaker 56 (01:31:53):
Ee?

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
And that means Mike who Mike? I believe was last
week's Winter or what am I writing and saying that?

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Yeah? Winner of the Throwback Throwtown coming back for two
in a row. Jeremy, you got Mike, I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:32:08):
Mike, you got this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Let's go, Jeremy, Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Are we ready for this? First of three? Name is
your buzzer? Title and artist? Good luck to all of
you guys. Uh the throwback throw Down for this week.
The first song is.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Kevin Kevin, that soldier boy exell and kissed me through
the phone. Correct the answer.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
I cannot.

Speaker 12 (01:32:38):
What if I would have missed?

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
I do miss good soldier boy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
I do too.

Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
I miss a soldier boy. By the way, soldier boy
playing our jingle ball. I'm putting every artist there.

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
You go.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
I can tell you take it to be flying like you.

Speaker 24 (01:33:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback throw Down.
Title and artist please the song Zach I'm writing for it.

Speaker 32 (01:33:18):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Oh Mike, Mike.

Speaker 57 (01:33:22):
Bruno Mars locked out of head to correct answer. Do
you know Bruno Mars is forty?

Speaker 31 (01:33:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Is it really crazy? Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
I was shocked when Shannon earlier this week said that
Britney Spears kids were nineteen and twenty.

Speaker 11 (01:33:45):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
All right enough, Uh okay.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
The guys that were taken last on the board by
Erica and Jeremy are the first to get on the
board in that order. So let's see what happens. Let's
get the ladies on the board. Come on, Leslie, come on,
Alex in autumn, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Let's do it. Ready, Yeah, they're not ready.

Speaker 39 (01:34:20):
Ready.

Speaker 7 (01:34:21):
Next song in the Mojo in the morning, throwback throw
down song is Mike Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
That is Rihanna. Three seconds I came in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
I know.

Speaker 12 (01:34:40):
Mike, Mike Fella, Rihanna fell in love and I hope
or fell uh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
Full love?

Speaker 11 (01:34:47):
Follow damn.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
You can give me like eight chances. B Rihanna, you
found love, buzzer and it can get on the board.
Lord Sanna, we found love. Oh you're close.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
You miss something, you miss Calvin Harris, get her at
jing She's gonna be there. Yes, she'll be sitting in

(01:35:26):
section two twenty five. Yeah seventeen.

Speaker 11 (01:35:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
I haven't come to you for a score update. Why
did I forget that? Hi, BEYONC.

Speaker 6 (01:35:34):
I don't need a score update.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
What do you got Let me get you right now.

Speaker 34 (01:35:38):
We got Kevin and Mike, both of one, and the
girls Shannon Andana.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Zero zero point zero. I won't give you that though yet.
We still got some songs, all right. Next song in
the Mojo in the morning, throwback, throw down, Shannon, Anna,
get on the board.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
The song is Mike Mike.

Speaker 12 (01:35:58):
Uh that is is.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
Holy call. I can't think of the name of it.
Never mind.

Speaker 59 (01:36:18):
Shut up in the love the world looking for you,
my bream breaking little and God.

Speaker 39 (01:36:27):
So you're overdue.

Speaker 33 (01:36:32):
Excuse sen you canna hear me through the radio in
that bright white noise.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
What I've been the cinema I thought I've been dreaming. No,
you'll be that girl.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
You'll be that girl.

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
You'll be my name the last.

Speaker 41 (01:36:55):
Don't do it, you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:36:57):
Don't ton.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Cobra starship.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
You make me feel.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Correctly by the way. They played a jingle ball. They
played one of our earlier jingle balls. They will not
be at this jingle ball. I don't even know they're
still together. It was a chain smokers. Come on, Zach,

(01:37:39):
all right, update there, all right, right now on the board.

Speaker 34 (01:37:42):
We got Shannon, Kevin and Mike all of the way
way and Anna, girls, she's't gotten a point in we.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
She does not mean she is. It is rud That
is so rude. How rude you have to be, ma'am?
Are a right?

Speaker 32 (01:38:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
Anna's gonna get on the board. I promise you she's
gonna get on the board with this next one. Actually,
I don't promise you. I'm not can't keep praying over
her next song in the Mojo in the morning, throw back,
throw down, Shannon, tie this game up, we already do.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Take the lead, Take the lead? Where Mike, Mike? It
is Nellie, timra over again? What who was that? Shannon?

Speaker 6 (01:38:32):
Nellie Tim McGraw, over and over?

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
Have you ever watched this music videos? It's like them,
It's like them two singing to each other, so weird.

Speaker 23 (01:38:55):
Special.

Speaker 28 (01:38:58):
Shout.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
I was at her, I heard festival. All right, so far,
so good. This looks good. Guys, What have we got
for a score? Update?

Speaker 34 (01:39:08):
Our girl Shannon right now in the lead with two
right behind her, Kevin and Mike with one, and Anna she's.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
Straggling now with zero. keV says that he likes anybody
to win.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
Butt Shannon because she is very close to overtaking the
year lead, Shed on my heels.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
We'll see what happens here. Who wants to win the money?
Where do I? Where are my feet? Where my people? Leslie? Leslie?
You wasted a first round with this one. All right,
here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
Next song in the moje on the morning, throwback, throw down, Shannon,
you can win it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
You're ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
The song.

Speaker 24 (01:39:56):
Is not me.

Speaker 14 (01:40:01):
You know who it is.

Speaker 24 (01:40:03):
Who is it?

Speaker 59 (01:40:05):
Talking to my sleeping now? Making myself crazy? You wrote
it down and read it. I was hoping it would
save me. He makes it feel like nobody else, nobody else.

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
He doesn't love me, So what to myself? What you
doing for lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Don't pick up the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:40:40):
You know he's only going because he's drunking a lot to.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Don't get him out of getting free.

Speaker 59 (01:40:47):
Don't mesprit you know you're gonna look a bitter bed
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
He's doing.

Speaker 24 (01:40:53):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Nobody.

Speaker 60 (01:40:55):
I got no counting, Shannon, No rules, do a leap,
No rules, Kevin, uh, do a leap.

Speaker 4 (01:41:19):
Let's go new rules correct.

Speaker 61 (01:41:25):
Let's go.

Speaker 12 (01:41:28):
Give me your welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
Thanks you shaving, thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 47 (01:41:37):
Oh man, This guy that was like Anna, what are
you doing. Oh my god, Wow, that's unbelievable. Alright, score
up day, all.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Right, right now we gotta tie.

Speaker 34 (01:41:48):
Shannon and Kevin both have too they could win it
on the next one. Mike is right behind him with
one and Anna still a zero.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Zero point zero.

Speaker 15 (01:41:56):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
Uh Anna is willing to drop the check for five
hundred dollars off to whoever wins.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 34 (01:42:05):
See you start hicking up the Christmas lights back here, Bianca, you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
Are so mean by the way. Girls are me? The
other girls aren't they?

Speaker 44 (01:42:16):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
I never mean, you never mean any of you. The
guys here on the show. All right. Next song in
the Mojo on the Morning Throwback throw down? Who can
win it on this next one?

Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
Shandon or Kevin? Tie it up and I get on
the board. Next song in the moje on the Morning
Throwback throw Down song is us Shannon for the win?

Speaker 6 (01:42:40):
Bon Jovi, It's my life Water.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
You're a winner, Alex and Autun got five.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Whoaws.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
Congratulations to you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
I am now please you only one behind keV.

Speaker 39 (01:43:13):
Why you have it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
I matter?

Speaker 47 (01:43:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 54 (01:43:18):
Thanks so much, you guys, have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Love you, Love you so much.

Speaker 32 (01:43:22):
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Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
Never sounded so good.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
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five four eight is our telephone number.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
It's funny. Shannon has a question to ask in What
is the question? Shannel?

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
How many times do you send something back if you're
at a restaurant and you get the wrong thing. It
is so hard for me to even send something back
one time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Yeah, my answer is zero. I know, because they'll spit in.

Speaker 56 (01:44:02):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
I went out to dinner with Lucy last night and
I ordered a glass of wine. I wanted this glass
of wine so bad. I'd been thinking about it all day. keV,
I did not get your favorite Pinot Grigio. I got
a seven Yon blanc.

Speaker 6 (01:44:15):
And it's a kind. It's a brand that I get
all the.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Time, so I know exactly what it tastes like. The
very nice waitress brings me the glass, sets it down
in front of me.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
I take a sip.

Speaker 3 (01:44:26):
I know immediately this is not what I ordered, And
like I said, I never send stuff back. But I'm
thinking I really want this and I know I'm going
to pay for it. So I very politely said to her,
I'm so sorry. I think that this might be somebody else's.
This is you know, this is not what I ordered.
And she's like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. No problem,

(01:44:46):
brings me a new glass of wine. It is not
right either.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
It wasn't the same as the first one that was wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
It was exactly the same as the first one. So
I'm thinking, Okay, like somebody is mixed up back there.

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
It's not her fault, you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Know, I don't think, But I also don't want to
be a pain in her butt and be like this
one's not right either, So I like took another sip
and then I was like whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:45:09):
At this point, this this is Jesus telling me you
don't just drink. I trust you know what I mean.
I just did not want to be a jerk, but
I'm like, why am I like this? And then I
get the bill and I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
So disgruntled that there's the glass of white that I
didn't even drink.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Do you think your taste buds are off?

Speaker 62 (01:45:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
Have you ever had that happen. Yeah, no, no, yeah,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:45:30):
It's the wine I buy. It's the one I always order,
So I know what this is like.

Speaker 5 (01:45:34):
So you you asked a question, and I think the
thing I thought right away was it was a food.
Drinks are different than food.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
Food.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
I have a hard time with sending back. And one
of the reasons I have a hard time sending it
back is and I got a couple of different pet
peeves with this one, and I want people in the
service industry or you to share with Shannon and all
of us your thoughts on this food. I have a
hard time send it back, especially if it's want something
that's undercooked and they'll say, yeah, you know, kind we'll
fix it free, like if you order a steak or something,

(01:46:05):
because I hate when they send give you back the
exact same thing that you just gave back that you
because they're just slapping it on the grill and then
that means what happened with the other stuff that's on
the side of the plate, you know what I mean?
Like it's just sitting there, you know, off to the side,
getting e coli in their things, and I hate, I
hate when they do it. Like I I like when
places go you know what will remake you something because

(01:46:27):
it makes me feel a lot more comfort. But also
I saw that movie Waiting that came out years ago
with what's his name, Dane Dane Cook.

Speaker 4 (01:46:39):
Yeah, can you guys hear Zach when Zach's talking.

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
He's talking about I can't hear what he's saying.

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
Okay, Zach's talking in my headphones cause Zach's studio.

Speaker 5 (01:46:46):
You can't hear it. Although when Zach talks sometimes I can.
I'm some people think I'm a little crazy because because
Zach will say it in my ear and I can
only I can only hear it.

Speaker 32 (01:46:56):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
So in that movie Damee Cook. Ryan Reynolds was in
that movie. So Dan Cook is not in that film. Oh,
Ryan Reynolds is the guy. Okay, that's a lot like
Dan Cook at this point in his career. Probably, Yeah,
he's not as good looking as he is now. So
they when they send things back, he would take it
and he would give him the Famunda. He would give

(01:47:18):
him a little famunda cheese on that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
Stay I forgot. I think I could get that. He
would take this and write rub it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:30):
You do not want to disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
So next time that you send something back, everybody remember you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
To be honest with this, I didn't think that they
were going to do anything to it. I just didn't
want to be like that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
Right that lady sitting.

Speaker 6 (01:47:42):
Right there is in a hole. She's like, not not happy.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
I'll send something back and just pray.

Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
Luckily, in my life I've never had to well, I
haven't had to send that many things back. But to
your point, there's a clear distinction between a drink and
some food. You can see if somebody spinning your coke,
you know what I mean. You can't see if anything
yourself extra fuzz.

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
When you really really want something and then twice it's wrong,
you're like it, yeah, that's that's I can't send it
back a second time.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
Drink drinks, though, you know, you can kind of see,
you see where it's coming from. You can kind of
like follow it to the to the bar area or
wherever they're pouring the drinks. I always feel like i'm I'm,
I am hello. I I always feel like because of
what we do that you can't you can't be like

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that that person, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:48:38):
Other piece of it. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
I don't want somebody to think that I'm high maintenance,
when really I just want the right.

Speaker 4 (01:48:45):
I don't think you'd be a high maintenance. You want
block and they bring you out.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
I know when I see one, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
Jason looks like, hey, I thought so? Yeah, No, I
thought so he was he was the cook in the back.

Speaker 11 (01:49:00):
Fo he's the one that's all tanned up and pierced
at the end. Yeah, just before the game that goad
he pointed at him at.

Speaker 20 (01:49:08):
The very corner.

Speaker 5 (01:49:09):
Yeah, hey, Jason, let's let me ask you this question
to go to Shannon's thing. What about sending things back?
How often? How many times can you send it back
before you finally just give up?

Speaker 11 (01:49:21):
You know, once that's it man, After that, it's your
fair game.

Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
Yeah, that's what I worry about. Do you ever work
in restaurants?

Speaker 11 (01:49:30):
H No, Thank goodness.

Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
So I worked in a restaurant. I had two different jobs.
I started off as a dishwasher and then I made
it to appetizer chefs.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
Okay, I would make would make it.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
Was a restaurant that it was a restaurant that served uh,
you know, the fried mushrooms, the fried zucchinis, the onion rings.
I worked the fryer. I did all that potato skins
for days. Let me let me just tell you that
that smell is still on me. And no matter how
much like my car smelled like it, it was awful.

(01:50:02):
This is why I didn't get laid when I was
like eighteen years old, you know, because I was working
at Hackney's Hackneys in Chicago. But when people would send
stuff back to us, like I would get potato skins
sent back, and they would go, these things are too overcooked.
Now that I'd have to remake the whole thing. If
they said they were under cooked, I can't put it
right back in there. It's got freaking you know, cheese
and everything. So I would always just sit there, put

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it under the heat lamp for a little bit, and
then send it right to them and see if they
nine and ten times they didn't even know the difference.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
What's up, Jordan, How you doing?

Speaker 24 (01:50:34):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (01:50:34):
So I was out to dinner with my family and
streat meal codish the entire meal, and the waitress comes
over with the bill, go, waitil is not on the
like did you wanted something different?

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
So?

Speaker 15 (01:50:51):
Yeah, but this was great.

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
Oh God, they gave you the wrong Bill, and.

Speaker 20 (01:50:56):
Still she goes, Oh my gosh, your thing's still up
in the window. Hold on a second. We'll make a
new one and we'll.

Speaker 11 (01:51:04):
Crop the meal.

Speaker 15 (01:51:07):
Yeah, man, that that's I will never said anything back.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
Yeah, you seem like Jordan. You seem like a very
passive guy. You don't seem like the type of guy
that stands up for your rights. You're not a Karen.

Speaker 20 (01:51:21):
I ate a meal that wasn't mine, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:51:28):
Joe, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 11 (01:51:30):
Hi, Joe, good morning.

Speaker 63 (01:51:33):
Whenever I order a steak, I always order it medium rare,
because apparently nobody in this whole metro Detroit area can
really cook a medium stake.

Speaker 4 (01:51:43):
It's so true.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
You know what, Joe, you need to meet Chelsea. My wife,
Chelsea and I have conversations. She says that all the time,
nobody knows how to cook a medium, so you have
to order it a medium rare. You're right, there's you know,
or because what ends up happening Sometimes you'll get too rare,
or you'll get too cooked and it's not medium.

Speaker 15 (01:52:04):
Right. Yeah, nobody wants to I don't care how well
done it is.

Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
It's terrible as Kavalikes with his girls. You want a
little pink, that's all you want?

Speaker 44 (01:52:14):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:52:15):
What what's going on? Amy? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
God?

Speaker 11 (01:52:22):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:52:23):
How are you good?

Speaker 48 (01:52:26):
So I am the same way. I hate to send
stuff back, even if it's not my fault. It's just
awkward and you feel bad because it was probably an accident.

Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
No one means to, you know.

Speaker 48 (01:52:35):
But ironically, I'm also a server, so I also feel
like it's how you go about telling the server, you know,
like she said, can be really rude sometimes and like
that isn't received well. But if someone's like, I'm so sorry,
I think I got the wrong line. Like as a server,
I don't mind being like I want to make sure
you're getting the correct thing that you ordered.

Speaker 12 (01:52:56):
It's expensive, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:52:57):
Yeah, I like that from you. I don't know you work,
but I'm coming to visit you.

Speaker 12 (01:53:02):
Oh you should come see me. Oh brothers in Montague.
It's phenomenal. They smoke all their meat in there.

Speaker 34 (01:53:08):
Me.

Speaker 4 (01:53:10):
Yeah, we're coming to see Amy.

Speaker 12 (01:53:13):
Oh my gosh. Yes, I can't wait. I work the
next couple of nights.

Speaker 5 (01:53:16):
That's, by the way, the greatest commercial ever for them.
So go see Amy.

Speaker 4 (01:53:20):
Make sure you shout her out and tell you're heard
around the radio. Amy.

Speaker 45 (01:53:23):
Oh hey, I hope to see everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:53:25):
Amy. Y'all got a little bit of pink in there?
Stop it now, you got it? What's up? How you doing, Charlie?

Speaker 11 (01:53:31):
How you doing? I'm good?

Speaker 15 (01:53:33):
How are you good?

Speaker 44 (01:53:34):
Charlie?

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
Are you a person that sends things back? I am
a Karen.

Speaker 15 (01:53:38):
I will say you that, I definitely am.

Speaker 36 (01:53:41):
I if you I'll send it back once and if
it's just not fixed, I'm not going to send it
back again, but it is.

Speaker 4 (01:53:45):
Going to get taken off the bill. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:47):
By the way, when you say you're a Karen, you
know that also means that you have swallowed a lot
of spit. There's a lot, you know, there's a lot
of people spitting in your stuff.

Speaker 29 (01:54:00):
I probably have.

Speaker 63 (01:54:01):
I probably have.

Speaker 9 (01:54:02):
I'm not gonna lie, but I just it's got to
be right. I worked hard for my money to just
be spending it on.

Speaker 7 (01:54:08):
Cramp I get.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Olivia, what's up, Olivia? How you doing?

Speaker 32 (01:54:14):
Hi?

Speaker 30 (01:54:15):
First time?

Speaker 11 (01:54:16):
Long time?

Speaker 55 (01:54:21):
So I've sent my steak back three times. It was
my boyfriend sad like work dinner, and it was a
nicer restaurant.

Speaker 24 (01:54:33):
I ordered a medium rare, and I.

Speaker 55 (01:54:36):
Didn't realize, like a nice restaurant knows how to cook
a steak, so this thing was still moving.

Speaker 4 (01:54:43):
Oh that's the worst, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:47):
The worst is when when you cut into it, and
I always cut the center right away, like I don't
go to the ends right away. I cut the center
to see what's going on, and you can't even get
your knife into it because it's so raw.

Speaker 14 (01:55:00):
Discussed exactly what I did.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
Yeah, it's the worst. Nancy, what's happening? How you doing?

Speaker 21 (01:55:06):
Good morning, Maojoe?

Speaker 4 (01:55:07):
How are you fantastic? Nance how you doing great?

Speaker 36 (01:55:11):
So my kids always pray and they say, please Mom,
when we get there, don't say anything.

Speaker 38 (01:55:22):
Food.

Speaker 4 (01:55:26):
I gotta dumb that you can't.

Speaker 12 (01:55:27):
You can't, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry anyway.

Speaker 18 (01:55:31):
So then I'm like, no, no, you know, and we
go in and and I order everything.

Speaker 36 (01:55:36):
Everything starts out okay. Then it comes to the meal
and most of the time it's okay. Sometimes it's okay,
but there's flavoring. So there was this one time I
did return the food and my son said no, wait,
and it was that red blobster, and I returned the
food because there.

Speaker 21 (01:55:55):
Was a hair in it.

Speaker 36 (01:55:56):
Then the second time she brings it back out. I
don't know what was wrong when there was something else
and I just said, you know what, honey, I'm good.

Speaker 21 (01:56:02):
I just don't want it anymore.

Speaker 36 (01:56:04):
Yeah, I don't want any foods and you don't have
to take anything else. Just take that my meal off
and leave everybody else, you know though.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
Yeah, by the way, they have your picture up on
the wall, just so you know, Corey. What's up, Mojo?

Speaker 11 (01:56:24):
Long time?

Speaker 38 (01:56:25):
We love you, long time, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
What's going on, Corey?

Speaker 11 (01:56:30):
What what's up with the comments this morning?

Speaker 4 (01:56:35):
It's Fridays. It's the old Fastes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
Answer.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
Hold on, are you sending us back? Yeah, don't send
us back. Don't send us back. Enjoy the show.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
It's just justin our barely charged films against everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:56:55):
This is Mojo in the Morning now, all right, it
is Mojo in the Morning Show. Kevin says that his
son would like to actually have a word with us
on the show over something that was said on the radio.

Speaker 7 (01:57:11):
And what's going on, cav Well, I mean, it's one
of those situations where and I don't know if you
guys have raised your children this way, but I want
to empower Josiah to have a voice. I never want
to be one of those parents, even though I kind
of did it the other day of be quiet, why
because I said so, like I want to give him
the opportunity to share in this experience.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
But when you do that, sometimes your children check you.
And Josica gotta checked me.

Speaker 7 (01:57:36):
He wants me from now on and I didn't do
it this time, so I'm probably gonna be in trouble later.
But he wants me to talk to him before bringing
topics regarding him to the air. He is at a
place right now, and I'm not sure if it has
to do with age or it has to do with
this new school that he's in. It could be a
combination of both. But there are students in this new

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school that listen to our show, and there have been
some topics I've brought up recently that once Josiah has
walked into his classroom, his classmates have brought.

Speaker 4 (01:58:10):
Up to him, and he's not the biggest fan of that.
So we had a.

Speaker 7 (01:58:14):
Conversation last week where he's like, Dad, like, you need
to start checking in with me and telling me what
you're gonna say and giving me the opportunity to tell
you whether or not.

Speaker 4 (01:58:23):
That's the topic I want shared, and uh, I would
like to I would like to hear this audio. Go ahead.
It's a longer audio, so I don't know which part
are the best parts, but.

Speaker 6 (01:58:35):
A record the conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
Absolutely, okay, JC takes me to court.

Speaker 6 (01:58:39):
All right, what did you did?

Speaker 32 (01:58:40):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:58:41):
Did you run this by him that it's okay that
you play this audio?

Speaker 4 (01:58:44):
I think I did.

Speaker 5 (01:58:44):
At the end, I think I got his consent. Okay,
I see though, are you sure? Because I want to
make sure our legal team knows about that.

Speaker 4 (01:58:50):
I let it fly. All right, what did you say
against It's not like you just say what you just said.
I'm not allowed to talk.

Speaker 64 (01:58:57):
You're not allowed to talk about me on the radio
station without my confirmation about what you're saying, because like
people at my school listen to the stuff that you're saying,
and it's like I don't know what you're saying because
I'm not always able to and it's not like cool
that without my permission you're talking about me, and it's like.

Speaker 54 (01:59:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 64 (01:59:20):
It's just like some somethings that you might not find embarrassing,
things that you might not find and like that important
or that like, I'm not describing that type of thing
that may affect somebody and extremely it may affect me

(01:59:42):
like that, and never like you're not concerning my things
because you just like say stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:59:47):
By the way, that's very big of him to to
say this to you. It's very big of him to
come forward. But it's also literally right now, Okay, what
do you say?

Speaker 4 (01:59:59):
All caps? Do not play it? Not the whole thing. Please,
I'm about to call him. You are stop.

Speaker 6 (02:00:06):
We only got through half of it on a team, Joe, I'm.

Speaker 4 (02:00:08):
Gonna take you a number.

Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
So this is something that I've seen with my kids
at this age when when they get into middle school
and Shannon will experience this.

Speaker 4 (02:00:17):
We you see probably too. Yeah, if you have, he hasn't.

Speaker 3 (02:00:20):
Given she we haven't had this depth in depth of
a conversation, but she will tell me something and say,
do not talk about.

Speaker 6 (02:00:27):
This on the radio.

Speaker 7 (02:00:29):
So that's what I get, Like the I guess the issue,
not necessarily the issue, but what I have to navigate.

Speaker 4 (02:00:36):
And he gets into it a little bit later in
the conversation.

Speaker 7 (02:00:39):
Is something that I may find funny he doesn't find funny, yeah,
or something that he finds funny I may not find funny,
and that's kind of where the discussion, I guess needs
to take place.

Speaker 5 (02:00:51):
I think that this happens in middle school because in
middle school is when you feel probably a little bit
more that the the other kids are when they mentioned
it to you or mentioned it to you in a
way where you feel like they're making fun or whatever.
It changes though over time, Like I've noticed that the

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kids didn't like it for like a year or two,
and then all of a sudden in high school it
was like, yeah, I don't know, bringing up man, it
brings it's getting me girls do.

Speaker 4 (02:01:20):
Josiah is on with us?

Speaker 49 (02:01:21):
Josiah, Hi, Josiah, it's not they don't really say it
like in like it's just a fact that they listen
to it. Yeah, that kind of like because that's like
personal information that I don't know that he's gonna share.

Speaker 4 (02:01:36):
Josiah, would you like me to be your dad and
not him? Because I I'm no.

Speaker 32 (02:01:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:01:45):
Silence says a lot, Josiah, Can I tell you something?

Speaker 1 (02:01:48):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
I totally understand it. Because you want to know what's
going to happen beforehand. You don't want somebody saying something
to you in the hallway and you find out about
it from another person, right, Yeah, was there something.

Speaker 6 (02:02:01):
In particular that you were really kind of upset that
he shared.

Speaker 16 (02:02:08):
It's nothing like like super super specific, but it's.

Speaker 50 (02:02:12):
Like just that I want to prevent that.

Speaker 6 (02:02:15):
Okay, Yeah, you're being proactive. You want to that's what
that's called.

Speaker 5 (02:02:19):
You want to be Is there is there a bunch
of kids that listen to the show at school there Josiah.

Speaker 16 (02:02:26):
Yeah, So I got like over like ten people coming
to me in school, see is your dad on that
radio station? And like the Pistons thing, and yeah, I
look A bunch.

Speaker 12 (02:02:37):
Of people ask just say no, I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
I don't know that guy, Josiah, Wait till your dad
does the uh dressing up in your his Halloween costume
and posted on social media and your your friends start
seeing goofy stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (02:02:52):
I've had more. My kids will come to me, not
on just what I say, but.

Speaker 5 (02:02:56):
They'll go, you know, dad is kind of embarrassing that
you are embarrassing your self and the family with doing stuff.
And I'm like, guys, we're in the business, we're you know,
we got to do this thing. And then I explained
to them and this is my thing. What I would
say to Josiah, then I explain to them at Christmas
time it benefits you because you get new video games
that are paid for here. So I do that whole thing.

(02:03:18):
I hold over the fact that that they got nice
you know, nice roof over their house.

Speaker 4 (02:03:22):
The more times I get to talk about you, Joe,
the more roebucks you'll learn.

Speaker 45 (02:03:26):
Okay, just.

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
To ask his permission ahead of time, right, Josiah, that's
what you're asking for.

Speaker 6 (02:03:36):
I just I just mean ahead, job, that's very fair.

Speaker 7 (02:03:40):
Well, well, yeah, I mean, you know, Joe, this this uh,
this program that we do is gives us the opportunity
to talk about our real life and we bring the
situations that we deal with and what we discuss to
air for various reasons. And you are a huge part
of my life. So do apologize if it affected you
negatively in any point, But uh, it won't be the

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last time I'll bring you up.

Speaker 4 (02:04:04):
But we can't have a conversation beforehand, so let's said
in the right way. I can give that.

Speaker 5 (02:04:09):
Can I ask the listeners a question real quick? Are
there any listeners who are embarrassed by their parents job?
Like I'd love to know if that's the case, Like,
if there's any listeners that, like, you know, mom or
dad was like a cop or something, or you know,
parent was a principal.

Speaker 4 (02:04:22):
Could you imagine if you're can you imagine if your
parents principal. Josiah just hung up the phone.

Speaker 5 (02:04:29):
And he's out, like, I wonder if there I wonder
if there's any other jobs that are like this, because
it has it happens to all of us. This job
definitely happens to all of us. But hey, Josiah, the
best is your dad's not like a stripper or something.
Imagine that. Don't wait's up, Juliana? How you doing?

Speaker 7 (02:04:47):
God? How are you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:55):
Your sir? Yeah? What'd you want to say?

Speaker 22 (02:04:58):
I just think it's great to hit so I'm sure
that he can bring that up to him just like
so grown like that, and you know, it's just it's
great that he was raised that way.

Speaker 11 (02:05:07):
I'm a mom of six, and I get it.

Speaker 18 (02:05:09):
If my kids came to me like that, I would
be understanding.

Speaker 11 (02:05:11):
It's just he's a grown man. It's good.

Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
Joe is so smart.

Speaker 5 (02:05:16):
He's got such a great mom and dad that allowed
Josiah to have such a great voice.

Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
And he and he carries that voice. It's so funny
at this it's great.

Speaker 7 (02:05:25):
At the end of the recording, he's like, yeah, you're
pouring this off to your hundreds of listeners.

Speaker 4 (02:05:31):
I'm like, Joe, we've got hundreds, if not me. He's like,
you're not taking a serious what's up, Morgan? How you doing?

Speaker 43 (02:05:42):
I'm good morning, I'm great.

Speaker 4 (02:05:43):
How are you good? We're doing great? What's happening.

Speaker 31 (02:05:48):
I just want to say that this shows how great
of a parent keV is not only that Josiah felt
comfortable enough to bring up these feelings to you, but
that he felt safe and putting that boundary down and saying, hey, Dad,
that's not making me feel comfortable.

Speaker 24 (02:06:04):
And I'd like you to stop.

Speaker 4 (02:06:07):
Thank you. I didn't even think about it like that.

Speaker 38 (02:06:09):
Yeah, a huge, huge thing for parenting.

Speaker 39 (02:06:13):
That is amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:06:14):
Yeah. Shout out to his mom too, Shout out Jazz. Uh, Hannah,
listen to this.

Speaker 5 (02:06:19):
We're talking about you're being embarrassed by your parents, job
like Josiah's embarrassed by keV and what cav would talk
about with him.

Speaker 4 (02:06:28):
What did your dad do for a living?

Speaker 47 (02:06:29):
Hannah?

Speaker 65 (02:06:31):
Oh my gosh, my dad is a pastor, and I
have been used as my brother as sermon illustrations and
examples of both good and bad behavior. Oh no, so
many times, and I do wish she had run it
by me.

Speaker 66 (02:06:45):
It was always so embarrassing.

Speaker 65 (02:06:47):
So I could just feel congregation eyes shifting towards me.

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
Was there any embarrassing thing that he brought up about you?
And it was like the worst one ever.

Speaker 65 (02:06:58):
Well, it wasn't like a specific but like I of
course went through that like preteen moody stuff, and he
kind of brought up that I was a brat in
front of like.

Speaker 4 (02:07:06):
The whole church and how hard it was to raise
a teenage daughter.

Speaker 65 (02:07:09):
And I was like, oh gosh, everybody's gonna think I'm
a terrible person.

Speaker 24 (02:07:13):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (02:07:14):
It's one thing to listen to it on the radio
or have somebody walk up to you. It's another thing
to be sitting in the congregation at that moment and
feel like every eyeball is on you.

Speaker 4 (02:07:25):
Yes, that's that.

Speaker 5 (02:07:27):
That would be tough. That would be a really tough occupation.
I'm telling you, my buddy whose mom was our principal,
and I will say this to you, that kid, that
poor bastard, he had to always be on the best
behavior because the principal's kid can never get in trouble,
and it would always be him in our group and
he would go, guys, I can't do this.

Speaker 4 (02:07:46):
This is going to cost my mom, you know what
I mean? So Jordan and what's going on? How you doing?

Speaker 11 (02:07:52):
Hey?

Speaker 20 (02:07:53):
Can I just bring up the fact that we just
kind of breached the fact that keV just lags his son.

Speaker 11 (02:07:59):
On my radio?

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
He did with the robots.

Speaker 20 (02:08:02):
Yeah, that was like, hey, hey, if you let me
exp you on the radio.

Speaker 11 (02:08:07):
I'll.

Speaker 57 (02:08:09):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:08:11):
Not again.

Speaker 6 (02:08:12):
Every parent does it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:14):
How many times have you ever done that just because
you wanted your kids to go somewhere and behave themselves.

Speaker 4 (02:08:19):
If you guys behaviors, right, I'll go to McDonald's after this.

Speaker 2 (02:08:22):
Yeah, a friendly note to the competition. You all can
kiss our asses. I feel better. This is Mojo in
the Morning.

Speaker 12 (02:08:31):
It's time for more mojo.

Speaker 6 (02:08:33):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (02:08:35):
Oh, it's Mojo in the morning. Anna, had something kind
of interesting happened to you last night? You weren't on
a date, but no, you were home, just cozy at home,
and what happened sleep?

Speaker 4 (02:08:44):
Really?

Speaker 33 (02:08:44):
So obviously we wake up very early and I go
to sleep very early when I can. I want to
say I fell asleep around eight pm last night and
was woken up at like nine thirty because my phone
just kept buzzing, buzzing, buzzy. Mind you, I have it
on do not Disturb, so if it's buzzy, I'm feeling
like something is wrong. I pick up the phone. It's
one of my best guy friends. He's gay, and he's

(02:09:06):
in the bathroom of a restaurant. Like, oh my gosh,
I need you to call me in ten minutes because
I'm on this terrible date and I need to I
need to leave, but I don't know how to say no,
So just act like it's an emergency and tell me
I gotta go. Like are you serious? You can't just
tell this man? Or like stick it through? Or something
got me thinking, like how are you getting out of

(02:09:27):
a bad date? Or are you getting out of a
bad date?

Speaker 6 (02:09:29):
Also, it's that's such an obvious rate got a right date.
The guy is gonna know that he's just not.

Speaker 5 (02:09:36):
Te well, he's getting well. Here's the thing is all
of a sudden if you come back and sit down
and then the phone call goes. But if you go
back and say, holy crap, I just got a call
from somebody that my friend's on the phone right now
with me, right you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:09:48):
But so what did you do?

Speaker 33 (02:09:49):
I called him in ten minutes and I acted frantic.
I didn't even know what I was frantic about, but
I was like, I need your help right now. He
was like, don't worry, I'll be there in ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (02:10:00):
Front a good actor, No that I worried about, Like,
if you're not a good actor, if you can't play
the role because you're the one in front of the date,
you're not the person on the phone has to be
the great actor.

Speaker 4 (02:10:11):
It has to be you. Can you actually sell it
if you're like, oh my god, it's an emergency.

Speaker 12 (02:10:19):
Follow up today.

Speaker 3 (02:10:20):
If it was Mojo, your friend would be actually on
both ends.

Speaker 5 (02:10:28):
If I probably would forget to call you, it would
be such a bad one. Has anybody ever had to
do this for somebody or had to do it themselves
where they had to have somebody get them out of
it or call or do something like that, or yeah,
what's the excuse to get that they got you to leave?

Speaker 7 (02:10:44):
I think if you have a child, no matter if
it's a date, if it's a meeting, if it's something
you just don't want to do, you can always blame
it on your children. Well, I gotta tell you my
infamous thing always is around here. Whenever we have like
you know, the afterwork stuff that sometimes pops up. We
have this place, by the way, does more we have
more get togethers? Have you noticed that breach? It's like,

(02:11:06):
what is the uh lot of good things? What's it called?
Outlook calendar? What is it called like when they send
you in an inns or something? I get these things,
I'm like, what the hell another one? So my whole
my thing all the time is I got doctor's pointment.
I gotta go to a doctor's right, what are we
gonna say that?

Speaker 33 (02:11:22):
I started using Mojo as an excuse, like, oh, I
gotta go shoot something.

Speaker 12 (02:11:25):
Mojo wants me to go get a picture of this.

Speaker 44 (02:11:27):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:11:28):
This is why people think that I'm you know, a
bad boss or something. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:11:34):
Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. The text is ninety
five five zero zero. Bringing up kids is always a
is a great one, though. Man, if you got kids,
you ever use that, you ever use my son Josiah.
Absolutely just Josiah's sick.

Speaker 4 (02:11:50):
His mom just called me.

Speaker 7 (02:11:51):
Still I got to run over there and grab something
or I just especially like as a parent, you know
for a fact that your children aren't always fourth co
I mean with the projects that they have at school,
so you already know the night before is oh, I
need a poster board. So you'd be like, oh my god,
just just told me that he needs a poster board,
and like all these run out.

Speaker 4 (02:12:10):
And what if she says, I'll go with you. We're
going to get both says you know, it's just where
to go follow. Oh my god, what a great dad
you are. I'd love that. You know, I had to
do this too.

Speaker 5 (02:12:23):
What if that happens to you or she follows you
to go to wherever it is that you might be going,
might be more exciting than the date I was on.

Speaker 4 (02:12:33):
I'd be good.

Speaker 5 (02:12:34):
Bring Joe Siah with you next time. What's going on, Jennifer,
how are you? It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 23 (02:12:40):
Good morning guys. Back when I was single, my girlfriends
and I always just had a forty five minute role,
Like the time that the date started. We always called
at forty five minutes because you know, you know, within
forty five minutes if you want to spend much more
time with that person, So it would be forty five minutes.
They would call, and you know, you would say, yep, no,
but everything's great, mom, you know, yeah, we'll talk to

(02:13:01):
you tomorrow and then or it would be what, I
can't believe that?

Speaker 24 (02:13:04):
All right, No, I'm gonna head home right now.

Speaker 4 (02:13:07):
So that way it wasn't obvious.

Speaker 14 (02:13:09):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (02:13:11):
Were the dates ever looking at you like you were
rude for picking your phone up in the middle of
the day.

Speaker 15 (02:13:16):
No, because it's moms, because.

Speaker 6 (02:13:19):
You're actually, yeah, sometimes.

Speaker 53 (02:13:26):
It felt a little longer.

Speaker 21 (02:13:27):
Let's be real.

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
I usually know.

Speaker 4 (02:13:32):
What's up? Thanks, you too, appreciate it. What's up? Seventy high?
It's in the morning.

Speaker 38 (02:13:38):
Hey, good morning?

Speaker 4 (02:13:39):
Ow are you good? How are you fantastic? You ever
do this all the time?

Speaker 66 (02:13:47):
So right now, I have a teenager. But when she
was little and I was dating, my sister used to babysit,
and I would text my sister like on the side
and say, hey, call me and say that Ariel sick.
And then you know, a few minutes later, she'll call
me and she'll be like, oh my god, Ariel's running
a fever or she's throwing up. I need you to

(02:14:08):
come home. And then when Ariel got old enough to
have her own cellphone, I would text her and say, Hey,
call me and say that there's an emergency and you.

Speaker 39 (02:14:18):
Need me to come home.

Speaker 4 (02:14:19):
You're teaching your daughter how to lie. Isn't that wonderful?

Speaker 51 (02:14:23):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (02:14:23):
Quick question, Stephanie, did you ever worry or did it
ever happen that your daughter became sick afterwards? Because I
could never kill my grandma off, right, you know when
I was in school.

Speaker 66 (02:14:34):
Yeah, no, I mean I wouldn't kill anybody off.

Speaker 21 (02:14:36):
No, I know, but feel like anything bad like that,
But yeah, I feel like sick isn't that bad?

Speaker 5 (02:14:42):
But she never got sick after Yeah, my family would
always have the bad karma feelings with that. What's going on, Michael?
How are you speaking of grandma? You used your grandma
as an excuse?

Speaker 14 (02:14:51):
Huh yeah, god rest So she's been dead for ten years,
but every time she's geten't rushed to the hospital time.

Speaker 6 (02:15:00):
Wow, got some medical issues?

Speaker 4 (02:15:04):
What was a bad date like?

Speaker 5 (02:15:05):
Give us an example of what a bad date would
be like that you'd kill your grandma off for.

Speaker 21 (02:15:12):
Just like just not being in like interested.

Speaker 11 (02:15:14):
I always on the phone and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (02:15:16):
Yeah, did you ever run into somebody where they asks, hey,
how's your grandma?

Speaker 34 (02:15:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:15:23):
No, no, they never came back. Once they're gone, they
are going. I wonder if you're the bad date, Michael.
Have you ever thought about that? Michael?

Speaker 5 (02:15:31):
Maybe they were happy to know that grandma wasn't feeling well.
Thank you for the call, buddy, appreciate it. What's up, Michelle?

Speaker 4 (02:15:40):
How are you?

Speaker 66 (02:15:41):
Oh good?

Speaker 21 (02:15:42):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (02:15:43):
We're doing okay?

Speaker 5 (02:15:44):
And I had to be somebody's alibi yesterday or I
don't know what would you call it? Would you call
it a or skategoat skate?

Speaker 1 (02:15:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:15:53):
What's up? Michelle?

Speaker 26 (02:15:55):
Well, I had the kind of a similar experience. I
was having a bad date, had my friend call tell
me that she was one babysitting my kid and that
I had to rush out to he had a project.
So I told the date I had to get out
of there.

Speaker 21 (02:16:09):
I had to go to Michael's.

Speaker 26 (02:16:11):
He needed poster board, stickers, glue, all this stuff. The date,
Oh my God, said, oh I'll go with you. Oh no,
I got a freaking go to Michael's. So I go
to Michael's and I'm getting poster board stickers, glue, paint brushes, glitter,
all this crap. Get up to the counter. It's like
eighty some bucks and I don't have my credit card.

(02:16:31):
And the guy I was trying to get out of
the date for Whips's credit card out and paid for
the whole.

Speaker 43 (02:16:35):
Oh my god, what a guy.

Speaker 4 (02:16:38):
So please tell me I did end.

Speaker 21 (02:16:39):
Up going on another date.

Speaker 26 (02:16:41):
Yeah, he was a nice guy, had eighty bucks with
a crap.

Speaker 23 (02:16:45):
I did not.

Speaker 5 (02:16:47):
I was hoping that it was going to be one
of those, as Shannon calls meat cutes or whatever, like
where you guys all of a sudden get married and
then it's a movie that justin Belda and Blake Lively
and then they sue.

Speaker 4 (02:16:58):
Each other and stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:17:00):
Okay, it's usually Lacy Sebert and Minka Kelly and somebody else.

Speaker 6 (02:17:05):
It's always the same.

Speaker 4 (02:17:07):
By the way, are the Christmas movies back? Are they back?

Speaker 44 (02:17:09):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (02:17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:17:10):
By the way, Champagne Problems on Netflix. Definitely want to
check out.

Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
Really, it's a Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (02:17:15):
It's a Christmas guys. It's very cute. I mean Les
watched it with me and he was into it.

Speaker 4 (02:17:20):
Do I have enough estrogen in my body? You watch it?

Speaker 32 (02:17:22):
You?

Speaker 7 (02:17:22):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:17:23):
Okay, all right, Hold on a second. It is Wednesday,
and miss fit Tony wants to say something. What's up,
missfit Tony?

Speaker 61 (02:17:32):
Mojo? Good morning man, Since you are in such a
good mood, I wanted to call you and tell you
welcome to hunt day.

Speaker 11 (02:17:39):
Day to you, Mojo. Ironic, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope
you get some hump listening.

Speaker 61 (02:17:48):
It's ironic that this is the topic because me and
my little brother, I will you know, I won't say
his name, but we call it do the thing, and
we get ten minutes, so we call one another.

Speaker 11 (02:18:00):
We like, do the thing, bro. Ten minutes later we
get that call and we get to bail out. Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:18:07):
You don't even give him ten minutes, Tony, Oh no, no, no, just.

Speaker 34 (02:18:10):
Do the thing.

Speaker 11 (02:18:11):
We gotta we gotta go cause you know your guy
might not show up.

Speaker 4 (02:18:15):
Yeah, you know you be ready and he not.

Speaker 11 (02:18:19):
Wow, So you gotta bail out.

Speaker 5 (02:18:22):
I'm gonna start calling you ten minutes, Tony, and people
are gonna think for a different reason, Tony.

Speaker 11 (02:18:28):
Oh brother.

Speaker 61 (02:18:28):
And one more thing, Mojo, where'd your theme music come from?
Where did that come from? That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (02:18:34):
You know what I I CA Can I be honest
with you. It's somebody big and I don't even remember.
I always people will ask me from time to time
and I'll call Fletch up because Fletch is our executive
audio imager, and so I'll I forget what it is.

Speaker 4 (02:18:48):
Listeners will text me and I'll tell you in a second. Okay,
opening music and radio talk about it.

Speaker 11 (02:18:59):
Hey, God, y'all. I really love y'all and I really
enjoyed listening to y'all.

Speaker 4 (02:19:04):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 61 (02:19:04):
I just appreciate the opportunity to talk to you guys daily.

Speaker 4 (02:19:08):
We'll talk to you. Hold on, Alyssa.

Speaker 5 (02:19:14):
I want to get her on because she's been waiting
on hold for a while and then I got to
take a break.

Speaker 4 (02:19:17):
Alyssa, what's up?

Speaker 2 (02:19:20):
I good morning morning.

Speaker 24 (02:19:24):
So I am a police officer, and you know, it's
so obvious when you try to call get someone to
call you to get out of a date. So I
have usually excuse that like hey, like you know, I
have an emergency at work, Like they're calling me in
like I have to go right now, And they're always
understanding about it because they fully understand the jobs you have.

Speaker 25 (02:19:46):
To get out.

Speaker 4 (02:19:46):
Do you get away? Do you bring like your walkie
talkie with you to the table or something like that.

Speaker 24 (02:19:51):
Do you have like you know, No, No, it's just
always like my phone that says.

Speaker 5 (02:19:56):
Work ten nine, we got a we got an we
got a nine sixty nine going on here right now?

Speaker 24 (02:20:05):
All right, listen, I totally understand, like it's the only
way where it's like it's not obvious.

Speaker 4 (02:20:11):
Hey, what what time can I speed in?

Speaker 24 (02:20:13):
Now that I know you, I can only say the
open county area.

Speaker 4 (02:20:18):
All right, I'll see you soon.

Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
Go SNX most your Grand Rabbit.

Speaker 32 (02:20:26):
Total four five s an X ninety two five smy
hard radio stations, real people.

Speaker 4 (02:20:32):
Real lives, real fun. Emot you in the morning, guarantee
he walked on the morning.

Speaker 5 (02:20:38):
Have you ever been busted or busted someone not taking
your calls purposely, like purposely not actually answering your call,
but you can answer, yeah, what happened?

Speaker 3 (02:20:50):
So if I try to call my ex husband, usually
I would say eight times out of ten he doesn't answer,
and so I have to with Hey, this is why
I'm calling, you know, give me a call whenever you
get a chance, and then I'll get a call back
at some point, either later in the day or the
next day or whatever. So Lucy was trying to get

(02:21:11):
a hold of her dad yesterday, and so she grabbed
my phone and was calling him from my phone, and
I said, Lulu, honey, he is not going to answer
this phone call, because in my head, I'm going he
sees that it's from me, He's not going to answer
the phone call. So she texts him and says, I
don't even know what she wrote, Dad, it's Lucy. I'm
trying to call Can you call me right back. I'll
be damned that phone rang not two seconds later. And

(02:21:35):
when he answers, I was like, huh, Bustead that you
had your phone right by you And it wasn't until
you realized that it was Lucy who wanted to get
a hold of you that you answered.

Speaker 4 (02:21:47):
There's the level of importance.

Speaker 3 (02:21:54):
I'm never calling just for because I am always calling
because there is something that needs to be talked about
and it's important.

Speaker 4 (02:22:02):
Trust me, well, it's usually.

Speaker 5 (02:22:04):
And I also think that if I'm getting a call
from my ex at that time, I'm thinking, oh God,
here comes that, you.

Speaker 44 (02:22:10):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:22:11):
One of those type of things I got another issue
with it the way it's usually should.

Speaker 6 (02:22:15):
We sign up Smith for football?

Speaker 7 (02:22:17):
Or should we not?

Speaker 6 (02:22:19):
What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (02:22:20):
He harrymore sign ups? We need Those kids are too
active real quick.

Speaker 5 (02:22:23):
I will tell you that that's funny when somebody does
that where you call and they don't pick up your call,
and then you're with another person and yours was on
it at least your phone where you were texting back
and forth. How about if she had her own phone
and she called him and he picked up the phone
right away. That hurts even more than the text message
is where as it sounds because it's been a random
number calling. Has anybody ever had that happen to them?

(02:22:46):
Or were they maybe were the person that was the
the screen and the call type thing, or.

Speaker 6 (02:22:50):
You see somebody in public and you're like, that's going
to play with them.

Speaker 7 (02:22:54):
I was in a chase like drive through like the
am getting some money out one morning and not seeing
somebody call me, and I'll look down in my phone
like I do not want to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (02:23:04):
First of all, we don't talk, so like I'm not
trying to talk to you right now.

Speaker 7 (02:23:07):
Put my phone dow, give my little money out. Text
message pop up like I'm looking at you. I was
like yeah, I was like, I'm trying to focus. They're
trying to play it off real quick.

Speaker 5 (02:23:17):
I always do this, though, if somebody text me, if
I get a text from a random that I'd heard
from in a while, if I'm in public.

Speaker 4 (02:23:24):
I always.

Speaker 6 (02:23:26):
I mean, not making it obvious or anything.

Speaker 5 (02:23:30):
Hashtag Jeff Voss. If I get a Jeff Voss text,
that guy's everywhere. Man, he pops out of like bushes
and stuff. I know he's a guy. I know he's
a guy that that is a friend and uh and
he randomly will text out of the blue, and I'm like,
you gotta be careful. I told this story a million
times in the year. The Vince Lucido story. Vince Lucido,

(02:23:52):
It's the greatest story I've ever heard. Vince Lucido lsdo
find Jewelry. Was driving down Hall Road when his uh
son Joe Lucido was also driving down Hall Road, and
Vince was trying to get Joe to pick up his
call because they were literally driving next to each other
and he wanted to say something to him and his
son Joe looked at his phone, did one of these

(02:24:13):
and ghosts down and Vince was paying for Joe's his
son's phone. I did it on that day he told
that story. And then you know, if anybody you love Vince,
if you ever meet Vince, but Vince is a guy
when he tells it, Tory too, because he's like that Italian,
He's like, son of.

Speaker 4 (02:24:33):
A bitch, one of those things.

Speaker 5 (02:24:35):
I've told that story eight billion times on this radio
show because I think that is a story that every
dad has ever had to deal with with their kids.
That's a classic one. Eight four four Mojo Live. Here's
the deal. We're calling. We're asking you to call us
right now. If we see you not calling us, we're
gonna be upset with you. Or if you have a
story to go with this, just text call me. What's
up Kelly. Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 11 (02:24:57):
Hi.

Speaker 21 (02:24:58):
I've been with my husband for ten years and every
time he calls his mom, she will never answer that.
I can call right after he does, and she answers
right away.

Speaker 5 (02:25:08):
You know what's funny about that is that that's like
the atypical. You would think that she's blowing off the
daughter in law, you know, being you.

Speaker 21 (02:25:17):
Would yeah, yeah, No, she answers his call, and he's like,
I'm taking you off emergency contact.

Speaker 11 (02:25:23):
If I was dying, you would never know.

Speaker 4 (02:25:26):
That's true. You got to be careful. What's up Page?
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:25:29):
Tammy?

Speaker 30 (02:25:30):
Good morning?

Speaker 51 (02:25:31):
How is everyone?

Speaker 28 (02:25:32):
We're great?

Speaker 4 (02:25:33):
Shannon's not so great though, that she's getting screened. What's up?

Speaker 38 (02:25:37):
So it's funny my I call him my in loves.

Speaker 62 (02:25:41):
If my husband calls, it's his parents.

Speaker 18 (02:25:43):
They never answer him, but if I call, they'll answer
me right away.

Speaker 12 (02:25:48):
As the last collar hand.

Speaker 4 (02:25:50):
I don't know where this comes from.

Speaker 5 (02:25:51):
What is going on is a little stereotype that's completely
been dispouned.

Speaker 4 (02:25:57):
What's up, Mikayla, Hi, what's happening?

Speaker 47 (02:26:01):
How are you?

Speaker 29 (02:26:02):
I'm good?

Speaker 50 (02:26:03):
How are you?

Speaker 24 (02:26:03):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (02:26:04):
We're fantastic. Have you ever had somebody screen your calls
or you screening the car?

Speaker 22 (02:26:09):
Yeah, so my sister actually did. I was at work
and I almost nearly passed out, and then that had
never happened before. So my coworker took my phone to
call my sister. But usually I call her just to
like see, you know, a FaceTime of my dog, and
so she sees my call and she's like ignore, and

(02:26:29):
then they text her and they're like, hey, you need
to come get your sister because she's not feeling good.

Speaker 20 (02:26:34):
And she's like, oh my.

Speaker 22 (02:26:35):
Gosh, Like I thought you were just being annoying. So
now she never ignores my calls.

Speaker 4 (02:26:40):
Oh god, I would feel horrible.

Speaker 5 (02:26:41):
I always I do feel horrible sometimes not taking some
calls and then think to myself, like I judge it
based on do I think they're going to die soon?

Speaker 4 (02:26:51):
I calls me taken up.

Speaker 33 (02:26:54):
Every time because I'm like you, I think he's gonna
go anytime soon, but you never know, and you.

Speaker 5 (02:27:00):
Like talking to him, but then't The way you have
to do then is answer and go pops. I don't
have much time, but what's going on?

Speaker 6 (02:27:06):
You answer all my phone calls?

Speaker 24 (02:27:07):
So?

Speaker 6 (02:27:07):
Do you think I'm gonna die?

Speaker 4 (02:27:10):
Shoot? Anna? Are not Anna?

Speaker 5 (02:27:13):
Your I hope your name is not Anna because I
just gave it away. Your initial is A? It's not Anna?

Speaker 8 (02:27:18):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (02:27:18):
Just lie? Your voices? Guys? Hello? Oh I got on
initial A? Are you there?

Speaker 17 (02:27:28):
Why I am?

Speaker 4 (02:27:29):
Your name is not Anna?

Speaker 2 (02:27:30):
Is it is not?

Speaker 4 (02:27:32):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (02:27:33):
Good?

Speaker 4 (02:27:33):
What's your story?

Speaker 1 (02:27:35):
So?

Speaker 17 (02:27:36):
My I had one of my best friends over her
house and we were watching a movie and one of
our old fel friends that people don't really like texted
me and was calling me saying that she was at
my apartment and wanted to see me. So when she
called me, I just kind of locked my phone to

(02:27:57):
see so I didn't have to answer her. And she
tuxted me she could see me through my blind What.

Speaker 1 (02:28:07):
Isn't that?

Speaker 4 (02:28:08):
You didn't know she was outside and you were ignoring
her call?

Speaker 32 (02:28:12):
No?

Speaker 17 (02:28:12):
So and I went up and I had to stop
my blind and I was like, oh I didn't get
your call.

Speaker 5 (02:28:21):
Oh no, she didn't see you look at your phone then,
huh oh she did. Oh God, that's so bad.

Speaker 17 (02:28:28):
Get a little bit better if.

Speaker 37 (02:28:29):
I say that I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:28:34):
Oh that's funny that Now that is weird.

Speaker 32 (02:28:37):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (02:28:37):
Ty?

Speaker 4 (02:28:38):
What's up? How you doing?

Speaker 47 (02:28:39):
Buddy?

Speaker 4 (02:28:39):
What up?

Speaker 30 (02:28:40):
Time?

Speaker 11 (02:28:41):
What's happening?

Speaker 44 (02:28:42):
Way?

Speaker 11 (02:28:42):
You can old Joe?

Speaker 4 (02:28:43):
What's going on?

Speaker 31 (02:28:44):
Ty?

Speaker 4 (02:28:44):
What's happening? Body? What's your man?

Speaker 11 (02:28:46):
I called my cousin about a couple of weeks ago
from my number.

Speaker 15 (02:28:50):
He wouldn't answer.

Speaker 24 (02:28:51):
Then as soon as I picked up on the phone,
I called.

Speaker 15 (02:28:54):
He was like, what's happening?

Speaker 20 (02:28:55):
I was like, man, why you didn't answering the phone?

Speaker 11 (02:28:57):
Oh, man, I was going on the line, why why?

Speaker 4 (02:29:09):
What's okay?

Speaker 51 (02:29:13):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (02:29:14):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 44 (02:29:16):
Hey?

Speaker 37 (02:29:16):
So last weekend, actually my ex husband I had been
trying to get a question kid related question answered for
two days, and my son is sitting on his iPad
texting back and forth with his dad while I'm going
basically on red for two days.

Speaker 5 (02:29:33):
So you see him texting and he's actually talking back
and forth with his son, And just like Shannon, the
ex husband's not answering anything that your sentence see we
got iPad can exactly.

Speaker 37 (02:29:45):
I'm like, what are you guys talking about right now?
And then just like a laboubu or something stupid, I'm like,
I'm trying to figure out a kid related question. Please
please answer me.

Speaker 4 (02:29:53):
Can I just say this?

Speaker 5 (02:29:55):
And this is Devil's Advocate or not Devil's Advocate, This
is actually Mojo being a journal to you and Shannon.

Speaker 4 (02:30:01):
Why don't you just text them your question?

Speaker 3 (02:30:05):
We usually only text, but sometimes something calls for like
a longer discussion.

Speaker 4 (02:30:10):
Okay, makes sense? Would you turn already? Yeah?

Speaker 32 (02:30:17):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:30:17):
What's going on? How you doing?

Speaker 47 (02:30:19):
Courtney?

Speaker 11 (02:30:20):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (02:30:20):
How are you good? What's up?

Speaker 23 (02:30:23):
Uh?

Speaker 35 (02:30:24):
My dad will screen my calls because I will try
to call my mom, and my mom doesn't answer because
her phone's constantly ringing. So I'll call my dad and
he used to answer all the time, and now he
knows that I'm calling for her, so he will not.

Speaker 6 (02:30:37):
Pick up a pone.

Speaker 5 (02:30:40):
There's something about you that's worse than your parent giving
you up for adoption, that they're actually not taking your
phone calls.

Speaker 4 (02:30:47):
David, what's up?

Speaker 48 (02:30:48):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (02:30:50):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (02:30:51):
I was going, good, buddy, what's up?

Speaker 11 (02:30:54):
Oh? Nothing.

Speaker 8 (02:30:54):
I just gotta be thinking the other day about how
so I copare with my kids momb too, and sometimes
does she just blows me up several times a day
just about the most miniscool thing. We communicate pretty well
about how I want to pairent our kid, and sometimes
I can just I can just tell when she's calling
to complain about something or tell me something that I

(02:31:15):
should have done that I did it, and I'm just like,
I'll watch it ring like, hey, I'll deal with that later.

Speaker 15 (02:31:20):
Hey, But when my kids with her and I see
my kid calling my phone, man.

Speaker 11 (02:31:24):
I stopped. Everyone's shut up. I gotta pick up the phone.

Speaker 5 (02:31:28):
Shut up, David, Do you have the song ring tones
on your phone? Where somebody calls you there's a song playing,
and if so, do you have one for your ex
wife the mother of your children?

Speaker 8 (02:31:40):
No, no, I don't, but maybe it should be the
Darth Vader song the Empire. No, I'm hitting, I'm.

Speaker 4 (02:31:45):
Hitting Tyson's Tyson Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 25 (02:31:54):
Good morning.

Speaker 14 (02:31:55):
So I got Let me just make it long story short.
My parents hate us, like, they don't answer the phone
for us. One of my parents lives in a nursing
home and I called the nursing home and I'm like, hey,
can I please speak to my mom? And they're like, okay,
just a second, and then they put you on hole
forever and they never answer the phone. Come to find out, she's.

Speaker 4 (02:32:14):
Told them to block the call.

Speaker 11 (02:32:19):
After that.

Speaker 14 (02:32:21):
I found this out because one time they picked up
the phone and they didn't put me on hold. They
just kind of sat it on the counter and.

Speaker 11 (02:32:26):
She was right there.

Speaker 24 (02:32:27):
She goes just telling me I went outside to go
have a Cigaretteyson.

Speaker 5 (02:32:35):
I love your mom. She's living her life right now.
She's already done all the suff she needs to do.

Speaker 15 (02:32:40):
Best cigarettes ever, apparently, thanks.

Speaker 40 (02:32:46):
For listening to us, and you're better, Judua. This is
Mojo in the Morning. That's Mojo in the Morning is
Mojo in the Morning Show. Remember how we were talking
about how Shannon's son Smith wants a was it a
mini bike or go Carter?

Speaker 4 (02:33:03):
What does he want? Isn't it a dirt bike? A
dirt bike?

Speaker 6 (02:33:06):
Yeah, which is absolutely not happening.

Speaker 4 (02:33:08):
So on his Christmas list was a dirt bike.

Speaker 5 (02:33:10):
Well, to show you the difference in where your kids
are and where my kids are, Shannon, because my kids
are older and I've gone through the dirt bike stage.
I even sent you the pictures of that, though you
did you sent me a video of him like he drove.

Speaker 4 (02:33:23):
Through our trees. Luke.

Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
We got Luke the little little mini Kawasaki I think
it was. Yeah, it was first ride on the thing
and he drove right through our trees. So Luke's list
is a little different nowadays. And this is where I
want to talk about the crazy thing on your kids
Christmas list, And it doesn't necessarily have to be a
kid who's you know, a Santa kid like like Shannon's

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son Smith. Luke's Christmas list I was looking at this
year involves Luke wanting ready for the crazy thing this
year a draft King's pre paid five hundred dollars gift card.

Speaker 11 (02:34:07):
I like his style.

Speaker 5 (02:34:09):
No, he's got a whole bunch of other things, but
that's that's the one thing that says list. I don't know,
Lucas twenty he's gonna be uh he'll be twenty one
in May, I believe or not.

Speaker 4 (02:34:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:34:24):
Yeah, you gotta be twenty one. What did you say
to him when he told you guys that that's what
he wants.

Speaker 4 (02:34:29):
No, he gave to Chelsea the list, like he wrote
down things.

Speaker 5 (02:34:31):
My kids are are really good at communicating with their mom,
not me, because they'll be like what but no, so
they So he's turned in his list of things that
he wants, and usually what Luke likes is he'll like
randomly throw in some jersey that he wants, you know,
or he'll randomly throw in some like sweatshirt or whatever
that I don't even know if it's gang symbols or something.

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I don't you know what I mean, I got no
idea what it is. And then somebody tells me it's
really popular or something right now. But one of the
things on his list is that, And I thought to myself,
I'm like, that's pretty damn.

Speaker 12 (02:35:05):
Funny though, like does Chelsea feel about it?

Speaker 5 (02:35:08):
Honestly, I think Chelse is cool because Luke is not
one that asks for a ton like he does going
to get it, he'll probably end up getting or she'll
just give him five hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (02:35:17):
Yeah, Luke too old to have a Christmas list? Really?
He too old?

Speaker 32 (02:35:22):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (02:35:23):
Does he have an actual list or does he just
text Chelsea? He just pretty much text, like he doesn't
sit down and write.

Speaker 4 (02:35:29):
And how old were y'all? Were you all parents? Stop
buying y'all stuff for Chris.

Speaker 6 (02:35:32):
My mom still asks me what I want for Christmas?

Speaker 11 (02:35:35):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (02:35:35):
Please Kevin. My dad kicked me out of the house
at sixteen, so there you go.

Speaker 7 (02:35:40):
I want to say, the last time I got a
legitimate Christmas gift probably was fifteen or sixteen.

Speaker 12 (02:35:47):
And that's like on the extended end, you're not getting anything.

Speaker 7 (02:35:51):
No, I mean nothing of like, oh well, and I'm
not complaining. I just feel like at a certain age.

Speaker 4 (02:35:56):
You tap out.

Speaker 3 (02:35:57):
I think my mom My mom gets joy of still
getting all three of us girls gifts, but I had
to tell her this year, please please please, I don't
want anything. I would rather like spend time with you.
Go out to dinner or do something like like do
that and pay the bill, and that would make me happy.
I don't want anything.

Speaker 4 (02:36:14):
I would rather not spend time with my kids. And
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 6 (02:36:19):
Wait, so is he getting the DraftKings.

Speaker 4 (02:36:20):
Gift He's going to end up getting cash.

Speaker 5 (02:36:23):
I don't know how the DraftKings gift card works, although
I do represent DraftKings. Use the promo code channel ninety
five to five. What's going on, Melanie?

Speaker 15 (02:36:31):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (02:36:32):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (02:36:32):
You have your son in your car too? Merry Christmas?
Would he like to talk to Santa?

Speaker 2 (02:36:39):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (02:36:39):
Hold on a second, let me get him Santa, come
on up here? Who's there with us?

Speaker 11 (02:36:47):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (02:36:49):
Little boy?

Speaker 53 (02:36:51):
Eli?

Speaker 4 (02:36:53):
Eli? Are you being a good boy?

Speaker 41 (02:36:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:36:58):
Eli?

Speaker 4 (02:36:58):
I have my elf here.

Speaker 7 (02:37:00):
Would you like to say hi to my Elfe? My
elf Leroy is here right now? Leroy say hello?

Speaker 65 (02:37:07):
What up?

Speaker 1 (02:37:07):
Eli?

Speaker 5 (02:37:15):
I'm sorry Mom, we're talking to Eli. This call Eli Eli,
Leroy and I and all the other elves. Hold on
a second, We got another one here. This is Coconuts
hair Coconuts.

Speaker 4 (02:37:29):
Hello, Merry Christmas?

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
Eli?

Speaker 39 (02:37:34):
What do you say?

Speaker 4 (02:37:34):
You lie?

Speaker 43 (02:37:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (02:37:37):
What are you asking more for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (02:37:39):
Eli?

Speaker 4 (02:37:42):
A Jeske a pretty prayer and of the Oh that's wonderful.

Speaker 7 (02:37:47):
Hold on a second, missus Claus is here too, Hi,
missus Clause. Miss oh, I'm sorry, she's got stage fright
right now, missus Clause, say hello to Eli.

Speaker 4 (02:38:02):
Eli. Can we talk to your mommy real quick?

Speaker 26 (02:38:06):
Here?

Speaker 4 (02:38:07):
Mommy? What does Eli have that's on his list? That's
too big to.

Speaker 15 (02:38:11):
Ask for.

Speaker 50 (02:38:13):
Sure?

Speaker 30 (02:38:14):
So he had a measuring tape and he was measuring
the space around the Christmas tree.

Speaker 43 (02:38:20):
So I said, hey, tell you, what are you doing?

Speaker 18 (02:38:22):
What do you Why do you have a measuring tape?

Speaker 30 (02:38:25):
And he said, well, I'm just making sure that Santa
has enough room to put the jet ski in the little.

Speaker 5 (02:38:32):
That's funny. Oh that's great, Eli. Eli should be hanging
out with Luke and all of his state of Kai
frat brack.

Speaker 30 (02:38:41):
He's eight years old, mind you, he's.

Speaker 4 (02:38:44):
Oh that you know what, Eli is going to be
a pimp when he grows up. We love you, Melanie.
That is so awesome. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Melanie, Love
you Christmas. Take care. What's up? Samantha high Coca Douts.

Speaker 24 (02:39:03):
You were never too old to have a Christmas list,
all right?

Speaker 4 (02:39:08):
What's on your Christmas list?

Speaker 8 (02:39:11):
Uh?

Speaker 66 (02:39:12):
Socks and art stuff, just basic things.

Speaker 14 (02:39:17):
But you're never old enough.

Speaker 6 (02:39:19):
So you're too old.

Speaker 5 (02:39:20):
Yeah, you're never You're never yet, You're never too old exactly. Socks,
by the way, is very practical. That's a very practical thing.
I should get Luke socks. Luke steals my socks. It's
really crazy how when he comes home from college, I
lose socks.

Speaker 3 (02:39:34):
You know you're old when you get excited for new,
fresh Christiani socks.

Speaker 24 (02:39:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:39:40):
Absolutely, Bombas are like my favorite. They're my new favorite.

Speaker 32 (02:39:44):
Right.

Speaker 4 (02:39:48):
What's what's up? Jenna? High Hi? By the way, all
of a sudden, missus Claus decided to start speaking a
second ago. What's going on? Think, Jenna? What's going on?

Speaker 45 (02:40:02):
Good?

Speaker 66 (02:40:03):
I my mom.

Speaker 67 (02:40:04):
I'm thirty three years old, and my mom still ask
me for a Christmas list every year, and she will
hound me.

Speaker 4 (02:40:12):
It's for weeks. What do you ask?

Speaker 67 (02:40:16):
So, honestly, it's really hard because I'm thirty three years
old and I have my own family. But typically she
never gives me what I want. She gets me what
she thinks I want. And so this year they bought
us Detroit Lions tickets and then my mom's taking us

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to Disney World. I'm thirty three and I'm still getting
spoiled like I'm in high school.

Speaker 4 (02:40:47):
Y'all need a black brother, I mean sure that would work. Jenna.
Are you are you single or no?

Speaker 32 (02:40:57):
Yes? No? No?

Speaker 4 (02:40:58):
No, no, okay, all right, sure.

Speaker 12 (02:41:02):
I have a husband.

Speaker 6 (02:41:03):
Okay, sure I'm married and I have two kids.

Speaker 5 (02:41:06):
You're lucky, You're very, very lucky. Thanks for the call.
Merry Christmas to you, and thank you. Tell your mom
she's a wonderful mother. What's up, Rochelle?

Speaker 11 (02:41:14):
How you doing good?

Speaker 4 (02:41:16):
How are you fantastic?

Speaker 5 (02:41:18):
Rochelle? What's happening? And what is Rochelle? You ask your
mom for things for Christmas?

Speaker 21 (02:41:24):
First of all, so there's three of us.

Speaker 36 (02:41:27):
I'm forty one, my sister's forty three, my brother's thirty seven,
and to this day, my mom still does not put
our Christmas nikes out until Christmas night.

Speaker 20 (02:41:39):
We're all about the magic like.

Speaker 50 (02:41:41):
And then my brother did s up and he has this,
He rolls a piece of paper up and he will
all be on the phone before we get to mom's
house and he'll scream in it.

Speaker 29 (02:41:51):
Wakes up Christmas.

Speaker 11 (02:41:54):
I was like, kids, it's amazing. I love the magic.

Speaker 5 (02:41:57):
What kind of gifts is mom getting form soon? I
mean thirty year old's or something here?

Speaker 24 (02:42:03):
She does stuff like.

Speaker 21 (02:42:06):
Tumforter's gift card. She loves a gift card like that
stuff up?

Speaker 56 (02:42:12):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (02:42:12):
Chelsea text me that Joe, my oldest son who is
thirty years old. He we are going to see this
year at Christmas wants Mom to go to the dispensary
and buy him I guess what some some Santa's magic
or something for him she has? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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he uh, he likes that. That's like his thing is,
you know, and they have gift cards.

Speaker 4 (02:42:38):
I believe. I think we learned that last Christmas. What's up, Shannon?
How you doing good?

Speaker 15 (02:42:43):
Are you good?

Speaker 4 (02:42:44):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (02:42:46):
My son?

Speaker 21 (02:42:47):
We went to a Christmas party and every year he's
eight years old, he has to rade a list and
put it in the mailbox.

Speaker 66 (02:42:53):
And he asked me, Mom, how do you sell diamond.

Speaker 4 (02:43:00):
Kids? Unbelievable? Is it for you or for him?

Speaker 27 (02:43:02):
Oh?

Speaker 39 (02:43:03):
For him?

Speaker 21 (02:43:03):
He watches too much football and they all wear those
big times and say.

Speaker 4 (02:43:09):
You got them bling going? You know what you need
to do? Ask Anna to get one of her boyfriends
to get him.

Speaker 15 (02:43:15):
Yes, yes, all right, we'll.

Speaker 5 (02:43:17):
Talk to you later. Take care of yourself. Hold on, Julie,
what's up?

Speaker 11 (02:43:22):
Uh?

Speaker 51 (02:43:22):
So my seventeen year old wants.

Speaker 24 (02:43:23):
Me to get him a tattoo for Christmas this year.

Speaker 4 (02:43:26):
Oh and all he wants, what are you going to do?

Speaker 68 (02:43:32):
You know, I don't know how I feel about it,
because he wanted a tattoo when he was sixteen and
I told him no. And then we lost my brother
unexpectedly this year, and he wanted my brother's birthday tattooed on.

Speaker 5 (02:43:44):
His in Roman numerals.

Speaker 38 (02:43:47):
So I did let him get that.

Speaker 68 (02:43:50):
But now he's saying for Christmas he wants another kind
of tribute tattoo to my brother.

Speaker 24 (02:43:54):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (02:43:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (02:43:57):
I don't know how to feel about another tattoo.

Speaker 5 (02:43:59):
You know what, It may help him cope with the loss,
you know, of his uncle. So that's that's sweet.

Speaker 14 (02:44:04):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (02:44:07):
By the way, that's one way to get your parents.

Speaker 7 (02:44:10):
By the way, it's already a yes, exactly. Will would
you like to talk to Santa.

Speaker 2 (02:44:22):
Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 6 (02:44:23):
I always wake up to Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:44:25):
A completely good waste of time and brain. Cells.

Speaker 5 (02:44:28):
I don't know if there is a valid reason why
you don't pay your mortgage or pay your rent. But
Kevin says that he's got a very good, valid reason.

Speaker 56 (02:44:37):
And what is it?

Speaker 4 (02:44:37):
Kevin? And actually you said you wanted Zach to come
in here?

Speaker 7 (02:44:40):
Facts facts, Zach and I are having apartment issues, and
I need all of us who feel this way to
unite so that we can stop the man. But basically,
at an issue in my apartment needed to move my
stove out and I realized there was a large gaping
hole where like my electrical outlet was. It was removed

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from the wall. At that moment, I realized, Okay, this
is an issue. Not only is it an issue, it's
an issue that my apartment should fix. It's not something
I should have to deal with. I'm not about to
be sealing up electoral units and outlets. That's what y'all
supposed to do.

Speaker 11 (02:45:18):
So I go on.

Speaker 4 (02:45:19):
So I have a great relationship with my leasing agent.
I'm go in there.

Speaker 7 (02:45:22):
I tell them good morning, throw them little gifts here
and there. Eminem's jeesus, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (02:45:26):
Just like to be a good person, you give Jesus Jesus.

Speaker 12 (02:45:30):
You're talking.

Speaker 4 (02:45:33):
Cheese.

Speaker 5 (02:45:34):
But I thought he was like giving like like hard
to find Jesus artists, Yes, like artists and chocolates and
from Bun. So I don't It's not just a transactional experience.
We have some level of relationship there. So I bypassed.
Let me go online and put in a maintenance request.

(02:45:54):
Sometimes I'll just go in there and say, hey, this
was going on? They write, they little posted note, they
say they had talked to Corey. You don't that run
and everything, and then they no, no, no, no, Corey
ain't showed up yet. So I'm like, okay, I don't
want to be there every day. Hey, what's going on?
Type of person? So I put it in my little
maintenance request, so what pop up? You know, get my
paper trip. It has been almost a month now and

(02:46:15):
I ain't seen Corey yet.

Speaker 4 (02:46:16):
Where's Corny?

Speaker 7 (02:46:17):
I don't know where the hell Cory still work the
Corey Corey definitely still worked there, because I've checked in
a couple of times, like, oh we.

Speaker 4 (02:46:23):
Didn't Corey hasn't come by yet. Oh no, I'll remind Corey.
Corey still ain't showed up, And I feel like I'm
not about to pay my rent. That's y'all.

Speaker 5 (02:46:32):
That's y'all end of the bargain. Actually, you better be
careful because you know you've signed the lease. You don't
want to get yourself into trouble for not paying the rent.

Speaker 6 (02:46:39):
Honestly, though, what he said, that's their end of the bargain.

Speaker 4 (02:46:42):
That are not But that's not in the bargain. So
I'm just supposed to just live well and pay And
what if Corey never come?

Speaker 5 (02:46:50):
I mean the right honestly, this the fun thing to
do would be I've got your rent check over here,
send Corey to come get Yeah, okay, the right thing.
But in your lease, if you don't pay the rent,
you know, they could, you know, mark that against you
and say that you're not paying.

Speaker 23 (02:47:07):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:47:07):
It's like, yeah, but that could.

Speaker 6 (02:47:08):
Be so dangerous. But he's got going on there.

Speaker 7 (02:47:10):
I mean, I feel like I'm in the right. I'm
gonna be honest with you. We gotta stand up, bro,
can just okay what happens. You could use that same
approach with anything. You could say, Mike, I bought a car.
In my car turned into a lemon, you still got
to pay for the lemon. Otherwise, you can get yourself
in it.

Speaker 4 (02:47:24):
This is different.

Speaker 7 (02:47:25):
Having maintenance is a piece of my rent. That's why
they're there to come fix things. This is the thing
that needs to be fixed, right.

Speaker 12 (02:47:33):
I just ask why you were moving a stove to
begin with.

Speaker 4 (02:47:36):
I saw a mouse and I think it can.

Speaker 32 (02:47:41):
That.

Speaker 7 (02:47:42):
I think it came through the hole and I had
I called. I called a company, came out and my
man's literally said, yeah, I think it.

Speaker 4 (02:47:48):
This is an airin.

Speaker 5 (02:47:49):
That's why I was like, y'all need to come seal
this beach up. Honestly, they need to spray too and
try to kill the mouse.

Speaker 4 (02:47:55):
I ain't see. There's plenty that now. If anybody shouldn't
be paying his rent, it should be Zach.

Speaker 5 (02:48:03):
You've got Zach in here right now, because Zach has
had a really tough situation.

Speaker 56 (02:48:07):
Explain what happened to you? H Yeah, it was s
been a month now, spend since Thanksgiving. I went out
of town for four hours and I come back and
I knew something was up. I just had that intuition
that I left my door open or something. However, came
back and it smelled like hot water. I was like,

(02:48:27):
what's going on? My apartments started leaking, like literally leaking.

Speaker 6 (02:48:33):
You have a you have a water feature coming out
of the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (02:48:36):
Yes, But the thing is, I don't have a corry.
I don't have a front desk, Cory.

Speaker 56 (02:48:42):
I'm going through an app and it's the week of Thanksgiving,
so there was no one there. I couldn't talk to anyone.
I had to call the police and be like, hey,
can we shut off the building water?

Speaker 4 (02:48:53):
Zach.

Speaker 6 (02:48:54):
I feel like you have to elaborate. This was not
a leak where you had a bucket. You had a
bucket bucket.

Speaker 4 (02:49:00):
It's like and it was brown. It was brown water.
I can't even It's kind of funny.

Speaker 12 (02:49:05):
Now, did you pay your rent?

Speaker 4 (02:49:07):
I did because I didn't want to get in trouble.
Did the landlord make it right?

Speaker 11 (02:49:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:49:12):
Yeah, So this upcoming month it's I'm only paying, Like, well,
did they did they? I would hope they do this.
Did they check for mold or anything like that?

Speaker 56 (02:49:23):
So I had to call the insurance company, which is
a whole separate like twenty people yep, and they had
a comment and then report, report, report to my landlord,
which is crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:49:35):
I think all of these are valid reasons, but I
think that there's I don't know if you can pay
not pay the rent. Let's ask Devin this question. Devin,
what was your advice for Kevin?

Speaker 21 (02:49:45):
So if you put your money into like an estraal account,
like your actual full rent.

Speaker 15 (02:49:50):
And then when they can say you haven't paid your rent,
be like, no, I have my rent. It's in an
escual account waiting for you guys to come fix this issue.

Speaker 4 (02:49:57):
Oh, so, how do you do an escrow account? What
is an hold on? A second? Real quick? Devin, are
you in property management at all?

Speaker 32 (02:50:05):
No?

Speaker 15 (02:50:05):
But I've readden up with the agreement.

Speaker 5 (02:50:06):
Okay, so hold on, said Katie is And Katie said
the same exact thing that you said.

Speaker 4 (02:50:10):
So let me bring her on here.

Speaker 54 (02:50:12):
Katie.

Speaker 5 (02:50:13):
You're in property management man, and you agree with Devin.
Put it in an Escro account.

Speaker 26 (02:50:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 51 (02:50:19):
Absolutely, That's what I was going to say. So you
have to put it in an Escro account because the
landlord can technically still take you to court if for
non payment, but once you show your end of court
saying that it's in an Escro account and why you
haven't paid, the judge will most likely side with you.

Speaker 5 (02:50:35):
Okay, So how do you do an Escro account? You
just go to a bank and say, hey, I need
an Escro account.

Speaker 51 (02:50:41):
That's a great question for somebody else.

Speaker 5 (02:50:45):
Okay, both you guys say the Escro account. I don't
know what that will have to look into that, Kevin.
I think the rats are bigger or the mouse is
a bigger I've.

Speaker 4 (02:50:54):
Never had to deal.

Speaker 7 (02:50:54):
And then they tried to tell me if they think
it's just snucky. And when I hit the door, I'm like,
it's no way in heal. It just came through my
front door. Bro, it don't work like that.

Speaker 4 (02:51:02):
What's up, noy?

Speaker 13 (02:51:04):
Hey, So I'm an ex property manager retired, so I
heard the other people talking out.

Speaker 4 (02:51:09):
Can give the same input.

Speaker 13 (02:51:11):
But I'm going to add to it.

Speaker 4 (02:51:12):
If you go to your bank and tell them.

Speaker 13 (02:51:15):
That you're you want to save them just for your rent,
they will label it that way that it will be
your escort.

Speaker 4 (02:51:21):
You said a savings account specifically for rent.

Speaker 13 (02:51:25):
We're specifically for rent.

Speaker 11 (02:51:26):
They'll label it.

Speaker 19 (02:51:27):
They label it that way.

Speaker 13 (02:51:28):
So then when you show the statement, it'll it'll have
that on there to show the course that this is
safe just for the rent.

Speaker 4 (02:51:35):
Now, why can't that? Why?

Speaker 5 (02:51:37):
Kidkev, who's can pretty much talk anybody in anything. You
just see some of the women that have slept with him.
Why can he not go down to that front desk
and just say to the ladies again, I've fed you cheese,
its and and now I'm still dealing with this, although
talking about it on the air might today get Corey

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over to your house.

Speaker 4 (02:51:58):
But I see what's going on, Like, what's Corey up to?
If Corey I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:52:02):
I mean, it's a large property, many different tendons. There
may be some people with more pressing matters than I,
but it's gone beyond the time of understanding, like Zach's situation.

Speaker 4 (02:52:12):
I said to Zach, if you own a property and
you're using.

Speaker 5 (02:52:16):
An app as a way to try to fulfill any issues,
I don't care if it's on Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, or
that guy's birthday.

Speaker 4 (02:52:24):
You got to have somebody there for emergency services. And
it's crazy that it took so long to get someone.
It's craziness. Contact me. Hold on a second. I want
to know now.

Speaker 5 (02:52:35):
Forget about giving Kevy advice on the ASCRO account. We've
already been there and done that. I want to ask people,
what is the one reason why they didn't pay their rent?
I want to hear why you guys said I'm not
paying my rent? And then I want to know what
happened to you. Are you in jail right now? Are
you living out on the streets?

Speaker 33 (02:52:52):
You know?

Speaker 4 (02:52:53):
I want to know exactly what the story is. Eight
four four Mojo Live. What's up? Ruber? Turn your radio down, Rubert?
What's going on? Hey?

Speaker 28 (02:53:02):
I was just talking about the escrow accounting.

Speaker 21 (02:53:04):
You're just on a housing court in your.

Speaker 24 (02:53:06):
File for like an application.

Speaker 4 (02:53:07):
All right, I got it, I got it, man, Get
all the Escro people off the phones. Lydia, I want
to know Blind I didn't even have herund a hole.
I got calls.

Speaker 5 (02:53:19):
I got eight thousand other calls that literally are the
same thing I want to I want people that have
not paid the rent and what's the reasons why they
didn't pay the rent?

Speaker 4 (02:53:26):
I want to hear the bad apartment stories. Those are
the things I wanted. I had to go to Miami. Oh,
Jay's one? Maybe Jay you there?

Speaker 11 (02:53:34):
Joe?

Speaker 45 (02:53:34):
What up?

Speaker 4 (02:53:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:53:36):
Buddy?

Speaker 11 (02:53:36):
You did?

Speaker 4 (02:53:36):
Why did you not pay your rent?

Speaker 44 (02:53:39):
Hey?

Speaker 15 (02:53:39):
Listen, listen, listen.

Speaker 65 (02:53:41):
It's been all sorts of situations.

Speaker 42 (02:53:42):
Cuz, first off, you should have called I mean, that
mouse thing is a huge issue.

Speaker 11 (02:53:47):
Bro.

Speaker 24 (02:53:47):
We had that same issue at my.

Speaker 45 (02:53:48):
Crib and it was like, it's like, Bro, they tried
to tell me that the mouse came from under the dishwasher.

Speaker 25 (02:53:53):
I said, no, it did not.

Speaker 42 (02:53:55):
I was like, it did not come from under the dishwasher.

Speaker 21 (02:53:58):
And we had a little brown mouse be in our
house and it ran across the stove.

Speaker 24 (02:54:02):
It came from under the door.

Speaker 66 (02:54:03):
They tried to come in and say that it was
not going to happen.

Speaker 8 (02:54:07):
Again, this and that, and they end up.

Speaker 42 (02:54:09):
I told him, I said, Bro, we're not going to pay.

Speaker 15 (02:54:11):
Rent because they charged us fifty dollars for our dog.

Speaker 24 (02:54:14):
I'm like, Bro, if he charges fifty dollars for our dog,
I'm like, Bro.

Speaker 9 (02:54:17):
You need to charge that little mouse sifty dollar.

Speaker 4 (02:54:22):
Absolutely, they got their own pets. That's how I feel.

Speaker 7 (02:54:26):
I feel, honestly, BRO, Like I don't. My door isn't
wide open. I come straightening, even when I have groceries.
I pulled my little card in, I shut the door
right behind me. Nothing is about to run past me
without me seeing it. I saw the little mouse one time,
seen it one time, came in the store, came in
the kitchen. I was like, oh, one thing I do
not play with is mice. So I screamed and then

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went back in there. And then when we pulled back
the stove, I've seen this hole. I'm like, clearly they're
doing work to the place next door. I'm like, you
must have came through there.

Speaker 4 (02:54:57):
Megan, what's happening.

Speaker 6 (02:54:58):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (02:54:59):
Hi, good morning, Megan, why did you not pay your rent?

Speaker 45 (02:55:04):
Okay, So before me and my husband got married, we
were living in an apartment with our children, and he
did like little side hustles, so.

Speaker 38 (02:55:11):
He was doing like instacart and stuff.

Speaker 45 (02:55:14):
So some people little, you know, like elderly ladies would say, hey,
can you just carry them into the house for me,
They're a little bit too heavy, and he would and everything.

Speaker 21 (02:55:23):
So he would sometimes go in and out of other
people's houses.

Speaker 46 (02:55:27):
But we were sitting at.

Speaker 45 (02:55:29):
Home and I felt something on my face and I
thought it was like my hair, so I moved it away,
and it was not my hair.

Speaker 24 (02:55:37):
It was, in fact a bed bug.

Speaker 45 (02:55:39):
Yes, yes, And so we went ahead and we knew
it did not come from us, like at all whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (02:55:47):
Like bedbugs don't just you know, I understand, but did
you not pay your rent because you had bed bugs?
Because if you did not pay the rent, why did
you admit to the fact that you brought the bed
bugs in by your husband going into people's the front office.

Speaker 45 (02:56:01):
We took it to the front office in the sandwich bag,
and we're like, hey, we're having this issue. We need
like some type of inspector or somebody that you guys
had to come look at it and see, like what's
going on. And they looked at the bed bug and
they looked at us and they go, it looks like
a gnat. And I was like dumbfounded. I'm like, you

(02:56:22):
think I caught one of those freaking nets flying around
in a kitchen and put it in a sandwich bag
and brought it up here and said it was a
bed bug. They are significantly different in appearance.

Speaker 12 (02:56:34):
So what happened? Did you just not pay again? Did
they take care of it?

Speaker 45 (02:56:39):
They didn't charge us rent for the next month. They did,
you guys, they did make right, but we did tell
them that we weren't paying.

Speaker 5 (02:56:51):
I would make them, yeah, kill the bed bug. I
know she admitted it, well, she admitted it with her
story husband brought it. I honestly would rather have a
mouse than a bed bug. Absolutely, I mean, there's no
doubt about that.

Speaker 4 (02:57:07):
I would rather.

Speaker 5 (02:57:11):
I will honestly tell you that I think that there
was You think that when there's one mouse, there's a
bajillion mouse.

Speaker 7 (02:57:17):
Mices, mice, roaches are gross them to Wait.

Speaker 4 (02:57:22):
What were you infested with at your place that made
you stop paying rent, Jennifer.

Speaker 15 (02:57:28):
I had a b infestation, a bee infestation.

Speaker 4 (02:57:32):
And how long did it take them to come and
spray for the bees?

Speaker 12 (02:57:37):
Well, they came and.

Speaker 21 (02:57:37):
Sprayed most of times, but they just didn't go away.
I think I had it for like three weeks.

Speaker 39 (02:57:43):
And it wasn't just like one bee.

Speaker 21 (02:57:44):
It was like my bed was covered in bees. I
got stung, my dog got stung.

Speaker 4 (02:57:49):
Oh my gosh, that's awful. So how long did you
stop paying rent for?

Speaker 11 (02:57:54):
I did?

Speaker 39 (02:57:54):
They would't let me.

Speaker 5 (02:57:55):
They will all be well, you should have done the
s Groad thing. I learned about this today. There's an
ass thing, Stephanie.

Speaker 4 (02:58:01):
What did you get infested with that you made you
stop paying rent?

Speaker 24 (02:58:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 55 (02:58:08):
So when I lived in Arizona, we had cock coaches
like crazy, where it was to the point where we
would have them in bag and bring them up to the.

Speaker 18 (02:58:16):
Front desk and they would be like sorry.

Speaker 50 (02:58:18):
Like that's just how it is.

Speaker 9 (02:58:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:58:20):
So their cockroaches have an accent too, By the way,
did you know that?

Speaker 6 (02:58:25):
What did they sound like?

Speaker 56 (02:58:30):
Hi?

Speaker 55 (02:58:31):
Every time I cook tacos, they'd be out like crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:58:34):
I'm telling you, Wow, that's crazy. How about this one,
Jessica stopped paying rent?

Speaker 50 (02:58:46):
Why I didn't stop paying rent?

Speaker 24 (02:58:49):
It?

Speaker 21 (02:58:50):
But I don't pay more than one pet deposit when
I have more than one pet because it's two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:58:55):
Oh my gosh, sneaking pay. So what do you do?
How do you hide the pets? Did they both?

Speaker 38 (02:59:00):
I just had pet sitting, okay, and they.

Speaker 4 (02:59:03):
Can't charge you for that for having a business out
of your place.

Speaker 8 (02:59:07):
No, I'm just pet sitting for a family member, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:59:09):
All right, that's the one where you set.

Speaker 21 (02:59:12):
Charged me almost twelve hundred a month and they updated
anything on our on our duplex. Yeah, and we've lived
there since twenty nineteen.

Speaker 4 (02:59:22):
I'm not going to lie to you, though.

Speaker 5 (02:59:24):
If I'm the neighbor that has to step in all
your dog's crap, I'm probably wanting you to have to
pay all that money.

Speaker 11 (02:59:31):
Yeah, we have.

Speaker 24 (02:59:32):
We have our own yard.

Speaker 21 (02:59:33):
It's like a separate YARDA and my animals go and
have a certain spot they actually go potty and.

Speaker 24 (02:59:41):
We pick up after them.

Speaker 4 (02:59:43):
Okay, so says every dog owner.

Speaker 5 (02:59:47):
I said that hold on. Emily stopped paying rent for
a reason. She didn't have a roof. What happened to
your roof?

Speaker 21 (02:59:55):
So we lived in Florida and Hurricane Ian came along
and it rained really really hard.

Speaker 58 (03:00:02):
And when we first came back to our house to
check on it, because we went inland, like fifteen miles
away from the storm, and when we came back there
was a little bit of leaking.

Speaker 31 (03:00:11):
And our property management company.

Speaker 24 (03:00:13):
Was like, oh, you know what, we'll put a tarp
on it.

Speaker 39 (03:00:15):
We'll get it fixed, no worries.

Speaker 21 (03:00:16):
They're like, you know what, if you can just go
to Michigan on vacation for like a week and come
on back, we'll get it all fixed.

Speaker 39 (03:00:22):
We come back and they had not put a tarp.

Speaker 21 (03:00:25):
On our roof, and our entire.

Speaker 42 (03:00:26):
Roof caved in.

Speaker 4 (03:00:28):
They literally were like, by.

Speaker 22 (03:00:31):
The way, rents due next week, but you're gonna have
to move out in twenty four hours.

Speaker 50 (03:00:36):
Try to grab it and he has.

Speaker 40 (03:00:39):
To know where to go.

Speaker 21 (03:00:40):
It was a nightmare.

Speaker 45 (03:00:41):
What Hey, we moved back to Michigan.

Speaker 66 (03:00:46):
Here we are, Hey, so welcome.

Speaker 5 (03:00:49):
The sad thing is looking at this whole thing. Cav's
dealing with one mouse and you know, I haven't seen
it in I haven't seen it though he's gone.

Speaker 4 (03:00:58):
He's like a month and hour. You're dealing with a
hole in your wall. This woman has got no roof
over her head. Yeah, have the poop.

Speaker 12 (03:01:10):
Look in the corners.

Speaker 4 (03:01:11):
I forgot. You're in the patrol right, Yeah, for no
rep patrol. Come over and inspeak.

Speaker 5 (03:01:17):
Well, if Corey's listening, we will see you at noon
today at Kevin's apartment.

Speaker 4 (03:01:22):
Ride it down. Come on.

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Mojo in the Morning, Mojo in the Morning Show. The
phone number is eight four four Mojo Live. The text
is nine five five zero zero h Shannon had something
crazy happen at her house yesterday.

Speaker 6 (03:01:56):
You call it an elf tastrophe, an elf emergency.

Speaker 4 (03:01:59):
Oh my god, you got labeled that.

Speaker 33 (03:02:00):
By the way, is there an elf hospital?

Speaker 3 (03:02:03):
Well let me tell you Anna. So we have three
elves in our house. Okay, we have Rice Crispy Tree,
the og that came for Lucy when she was three
years old. We have candy Cane sprinkles, and then Wes
and his kids have Freddy. So Freddy is now a
part of our crew. Plus three elf pets.

Speaker 6 (03:02:22):
So it is a it is.

Speaker 3 (03:02:23):
The elves are busy in our house every single night.
And so earlier in the week, the elves were, you know,
up to their mischief and they were digging through our
couch cushions, and so there was stuff. Their little butts
were sticking up from you know, the couch cushions, their
heads were down there, and there was all sorts of
stuff that they brought up, like money and legos and

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old food and nurf gun bullets and all the things.

Speaker 6 (03:02:51):
So that that was what they got into.

Speaker 3 (03:02:53):
Well, my naughty but very cute dog Bow decided that
he was hungry and he felt like elf for breakfast.
And so he ate the elves that had created a
scene on the couch. He ate he ate the two
girl elves. Freddy was elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (03:03:14):
I mean, I'd eat some candy cane sprinkles.

Speaker 46 (03:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:03:17):
So they were in really, really, really bad shape.

Speaker 3 (03:03:22):
And any parent knows you are not allowed to touch
the elves or they lose their magic and they cannot
go back to the north pole at night and tell
Sannah you know about the behavior in the.

Speaker 4 (03:03:31):
House that day.

Speaker 3 (03:03:32):
So Smith, my eight year old, was just in full
panic mode when he got home and saw the elves
had been eaten by the damn dog.

Speaker 6 (03:03:41):
So he started praying over them. Actually, I have a
video of it.

Speaker 3 (03:03:45):
He started praying over them, and then we had to
perform surgery with kitchen tongs and ovenmates to put them
back together and clean them up. And then he told
me that he had seen somewhere that if you sprinkle
them with cinnamon.

Speaker 42 (03:04:00):
Mm hmm, you.

Speaker 6 (03:04:04):
You, they can get their magic.

Speaker 4 (03:04:07):
They everyone.

Speaker 12 (03:04:09):
Okay, I don't have kids yet, elfloor Okay, the father, the.

Speaker 27 (03:04:17):
Son, the spirit blast these elves, okay, sprinkling okay, shake
them off?

Speaker 6 (03:04:30):
Yeah yeah, oh no, and then maybe yeah, but I
don't want it.

Speaker 27 (03:04:34):
To stem their outfits when they go back to the
North and Santa's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (03:04:38):
Like, what the heck.

Speaker 15 (03:04:44):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (03:04:44):
Did you make this up?

Speaker 39 (03:04:45):
No, I swear just to do this.

Speaker 6 (03:04:48):
Okay, I'm gonna guys, got his face. I swear he
made this up. The everyone can search it up.

Speaker 4 (03:04:58):
Didn't work.

Speaker 6 (03:04:59):
Yep, they are, They look great. They went back to
see Sannah.

Speaker 4 (03:05:04):
We gotta as well. We got to post that video.
That is system.

Speaker 35 (03:05:07):
We are.

Speaker 6 (03:05:07):
We're we can post it on the story, but you're
not posting it.

Speaker 29 (03:05:10):
Why not?

Speaker 24 (03:05:11):
Why?

Speaker 3 (03:05:12):
I look like holy hell in that video, Michael, I
have no makeup on, I have all my face creams
and my skin is sagging to the floor. No, wait
a second, you can post hand of story so it
disappears after twenty four hours, Bianca, and that is it.

Speaker 4 (03:05:27):
Everyone's gonna see it anyways.

Speaker 6 (03:05:29):
If we spread twenty four hours on the story.

Speaker 4 (03:05:32):
On my face, if we sprinkle cinnamon on those cheeks
where they lived.

Speaker 12 (03:05:37):
In the cabin, that's the optop.

Speaker 3 (03:05:40):
Self conscious a whole in this video, I literally look
like my grandmother.

Speaker 4 (03:05:49):
Let's do this. Let's no filter it so Shannon looks.

Speaker 6 (03:05:52):
No, I don't want to filter photoshop and it looks like.

Speaker 4 (03:05:55):
A like a grown man. That's it all right?

Speaker 5 (03:06:01):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight What was your elf task?

Speaker 7 (03:06:06):
Would you call it an elf tastrophe? Elf tastrophe? What
was your elf tastrophe?

Speaker 44 (03:06:11):
What?

Speaker 4 (03:06:11):
What happened to your your elf?

Speaker 5 (03:06:13):
That, by the way, is honestly the reason why I'm
happy that the the kids are past the elf stage
of things that becomes crazy.

Speaker 6 (03:06:22):
It is so funny.

Speaker 3 (03:06:23):
Yesterday the elves painted everybody's tonails in the house.

Speaker 4 (03:06:27):
Everybody, everybody.

Speaker 5 (03:06:28):
You said something interesting, You said that Wes's two kids
have elves.

Speaker 6 (03:06:32):
They have an elf Freddy yep, that they've had since
they were babies.

Speaker 5 (03:06:35):
Since they were babies. And they they still like that.
Still goes off, still thought already goes back to the
north pole.

Speaker 4 (03:06:43):
Yeah, we got a couple. Yeah, yeah, you know, we're
cheaper than other ones where it was a little you
bought at a dollar came from the dollar store.

Speaker 6 (03:06:56):
Let me tell you how we've got.

Speaker 4 (03:06:58):
We've got.

Speaker 3 (03:06:58):
We had one elf rise crispyre motoosis was you know
our original one?

Speaker 4 (03:07:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:07:03):
Well then Andrew and I got divorced, and so Rice
Krispy Tree had to go between two houses and she
love there was a mess up. There was a mess up,
and so we had to another elf had to come,
actually both of us first it was but another elf
had to come, and Lucy was like, that is not
Rice Krispy Tree.

Speaker 6 (03:07:25):
So we were like, oh, this is another this is
a new one.

Speaker 5 (03:07:29):
Hey, Gloria trying to explain this very before we talk
about the elf. Don't you want to see Shannon's sagging skin.

Speaker 12 (03:07:36):
You guys know.

Speaker 4 (03:07:40):
What's going on.

Speaker 21 (03:07:41):
Good morning. I just wanted to comment. This was the
first year that I did the elves thing for my kids.
I never wanted to be a part of it, but
my daughter is at that age where she's going to
get older. I'm like, let's just do it one year.
I will never do it again because of my animals,
not because of the mischief, not because of the alves.
Literally the first day that I did it, I did
the one where he was hanging from the balloon. My

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son's cat was jumping mid air attacking it.

Speaker 20 (03:08:08):
It got on the ground.

Speaker 21 (03:08:09):
My golden doodle thought it was his baby, grabbed it.
I had to cheese him around the house. It was
like a nightmare.

Speaker 24 (03:08:16):
I even have.

Speaker 21 (03:08:16):
Pictures every day when I set it up. My son's
cat is like just there, like he thinks he's a
part of it.

Speaker 2 (03:08:23):
He loved it.

Speaker 4 (03:08:24):
Like it used to be that your animals hated Christmas trees.

Speaker 14 (03:08:28):
Now they hate the elves, the alf and it's the animals.

Speaker 21 (03:08:32):
I'm like, I can't every day I'm like struggling because
they're trying to get this alf. I'm like, I'm done.

Speaker 11 (03:08:39):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (03:08:39):
And by the way, you didn't do anything. The elf
did it.

Speaker 21 (03:08:42):
Gloria's yeah, the alf did it.

Speaker 5 (03:08:44):
Yeah, And that elf may decide not to come back
to your home next year, which has so sad, whichould
be very sad. But you know what, sometimes that elf
needs to go to a home that needs something. What's
going on, Katie?

Speaker 28 (03:08:59):
My elf?

Speaker 58 (03:09:00):
He ate my elf?

Speaker 2 (03:09:03):
Hat of?

Speaker 11 (03:09:04):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (03:09:04):
Wait, hold on, your elf?

Speaker 44 (03:09:05):
My dog?

Speaker 24 (03:09:06):
Your dog ate my dog ate my elf?

Speaker 52 (03:09:10):
Hat on?

Speaker 4 (03:09:12):
So you have an elf without a hat? Oh?

Speaker 24 (03:09:16):
Yeah, well I got it back from the dog, did.

Speaker 4 (03:09:19):
You, Katie?

Speaker 5 (03:09:20):
Katie, who are you in the car with Wait, you're
not not Katie. You're Ellie, aren't you. You're Ellie?

Speaker 62 (03:09:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:09:26):
Katie's mom with daughter Ellie. How old are you Ellie nine?
How did you get the hat bag? Did the dog
have to poop it out?

Speaker 5 (03:09:37):
No?

Speaker 30 (03:09:37):
How I grab it out of his mouth.

Speaker 5 (03:09:39):
Oh my god, it's dangerous. And what's your what's that
naughty dog's name?

Speaker 69 (03:09:46):
Matt?

Speaker 12 (03:09:47):
What's your house?

Speaker 16 (03:09:48):
We have a grinch elf?

Speaker 44 (03:09:52):
What's his name?

Speaker 49 (03:09:52):
The grinch?

Speaker 6 (03:09:53):
That elk?

Speaker 12 (03:09:54):
The dog?

Speaker 15 (03:09:55):
Wait, what's the other elf?

Speaker 16 (03:09:57):
Name is Candy kN We have to elf pets. The
dog is with it in the elf pets and then
the foxes gum drop.

Speaker 5 (03:10:08):
Well, you got to protect the elf. You got to
make sure that the elf stays up so that nobody
can get to it. Okay, make sure mommy does that
for you. Thank you Katie for calling in.

Speaker 6 (03:10:19):
Merry Christmas, Katy Christmas.

Speaker 4 (03:10:21):
Take care guys. What's going on? How you doing? Kevin?

Speaker 11 (03:10:27):
Good?

Speaker 1 (03:10:27):
My elf?

Speaker 28 (03:10:29):
So I took him for He liked to ride in
the front of my dunk tuck on the grill in
the winter. We were going to the es Curve in
the winter time. Somebody lost the metal garbage can and
the poor elf got whacked.

Speaker 23 (03:10:44):
In the.

Speaker 4 (03:10:49):
Kevin, you are a bastard.

Speaker 5 (03:10:50):
By the way, do you know those kids that are
traumatized when they see an elf on your front grill,
thinking that you hit the elf?

Speaker 4 (03:10:58):
What an evil man you are?

Speaker 11 (03:11:00):
The cool down?

Speaker 4 (03:11:03):
Why does it not surprise me that Kevin's got his
own elf? What's going on?

Speaker 40 (03:11:07):
Debby?

Speaker 9 (03:11:08):
Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (03:11:10):
We bought one of them.

Speaker 24 (03:11:11):
We bought one of those knockoff elves and my kid
named it ELPs.

Speaker 21 (03:11:15):
He's a big Elvis pan And we lost it, so
we had to and I looked everywhere to get one
that looked just like him, and I couldn't find it.
So we got to replacement elf and we told him
it was a substitute elf, like the substitute teacher.

Speaker 1 (03:11:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 39 (03:11:29):
I don't think.

Speaker 14 (03:11:30):
I don't think he bought an He was skeptical that the.

Speaker 4 (03:11:32):
Last where do you get knockoff elves?

Speaker 15 (03:11:35):
At?

Speaker 4 (03:11:35):
Dude? Amazon?

Speaker 2 (03:11:37):
I think it was fine.

Speaker 9 (03:11:38):
I think it was five below.

Speaker 4 (03:11:42):
Debbie, Debbie, Yeah, go blow your nose?

Speaker 69 (03:11:53):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (03:11:53):
Sonnet?

Speaker 45 (03:11:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (03:11:56):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (03:11:57):
Right next to the dancer press?

Speaker 40 (03:12:01):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (03:12:02):
Don't pay attention to him?

Speaker 24 (03:12:04):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (03:12:04):
Oh right?

Speaker 11 (03:12:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (03:12:07):
So I have the best Elf on the shelf story.

Speaker 62 (03:12:10):
We had Engelbert and we couldn't figure out where to
put him, so we my ex husband threw him up
in the light picture. And once he was up there,
his legs hit the light bulb. We started smelling this burning.

Speaker 24 (03:12:28):
Elf had caught on fire.

Speaker 62 (03:12:32):
With kitchen tongs and then wrapped his legs for emergency
surgery so that he had a.

Speaker 11 (03:12:38):
Cat for.

Speaker 5 (03:12:43):
That's crazy. It what a funny story. Hold on, last call, Candy.
What's up Candy?

Speaker 53 (03:12:49):
Hi, longtime listener, first time calling Jamie on the phone.

Speaker 5 (03:12:53):
Any Way, Candy, are you a human or are you
an elf? Are we talking to the actual elf calling
us up right now?

Speaker 53 (03:12:59):
Well, I mean I'm about the size of an elf,
but I am human.

Speaker 4 (03:13:02):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 39 (03:13:05):
Okay?

Speaker 53 (03:13:05):
So I have quite a few children. I collect them,
you know, like Pokemon cards, so we have. I thought
the one year would be really cute to put our
elf in the shower, like on the little shelves, you know,
and put soap and stuff and put him in there

(03:13:26):
like he has taken a shower.

Speaker 50 (03:13:28):
And my kids went in there and they refused.

Speaker 53 (03:13:33):
To They were scared to go in the bathroom and
refuse to use it because they said.

Speaker 21 (03:13:39):
Our out was a pervert.

Speaker 4 (03:13:42):
That's funny. Why is the elf taking a shower with
little kids? By the way.

Speaker 5 (03:13:49):
That, by the way, is going to be one of
those smart kid that's going to be a story. There's
going to be an expos on the local news station. Parents,
watch out, there's an elf in showers here. Thank you, Candy,
You have a great day. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 32 (03:14:04):
If he ever calls you buddy or just says hey you,
he's not trying to be offensive and.

Speaker 2 (03:14:10):
He just forgot your name.

Speaker 32 (03:14:11):
This is Mojo in the Morning, twenty plus years of
idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

Speaker 2 (03:14:19):
It's Mojo in the Morning.