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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo. In the morning, went to
(00:02):
the Lions game. Luke and his buddies were all with
and we drove to and from the game together and
it was kind of funny. At the end of the game,
we all get into the suv and we're leaving, and
as we're leaving downtown and pulling out, Luke is just
mouthing like crazy, like going, ah, man, Dad, come on,
(00:23):
we can't go home. We gotta go party. He was
like calling out like we're gonna go. And then he says,
and his buddy's all concurred, Hey, let's go to Legends.
And I said, I said, and I thought at first
he was joking, And then I think I don't think
he was joking. He was being serious. Yeah, So we
then do we go to no I said to him,
(00:48):
I go, there is no way I would do a
lot of things, you know with my kids, like I've
gone and done, you know, everything from sporting events to
go to even Vegas with my oldest son. I would
never go to a strip club with my uh, with
my kids. And I said to Luke Go's dad, I
bet you that there's you know, this happens. And I
(01:09):
said Luke, this never happens. And I know we have
parents that party with their kids. Parents, they get drunk
or they smoke weed or whatever it is. What's that song,
get drunk, smoke weed? Yeah, get drunk, smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This girl's ain't loyal. So so I said to Luke,
I go, there's not a chance that there is any
listener that is listening to the Mojo in the Morning
show that has ever gone to a strip club with
their parents.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I think it's different for women because I know bachelorette
parties were the moms there and they have strippers or
somebody comes.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like, yeah, but a strip club, I'm not okay, I'm
not talking about a bachelorette party. Really, I'm telling you
my mom was at my bachelorette party. But is some
strippers who bring a child to the strip club probably
have him do his homework wrong. Satellite none next to
the DJ boo.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Do you know any I heard it in the movie, like,
I don't know my strip club lingo. Clearly I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was a hustle blow. He was like Satellite No.
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight is our telephone number. I
want to know if there are any UH listeners that
have ever gone to a strip club with their their parent.
Guarantee somebody will say it. Shannon doesn't want to admit it,
(02:35):
but she and Tim Murphy have gone. We have no
Do you think your dad has ever been in a
strip club?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Mm?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tim Murphy has fine. I'm not a big strip club person.
My dad is fine.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's like something.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Maybe once in my life. Honestly, yeah, I'm not a
strip club person either. I I to me think that stripe.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And I'm like going to Vegas with my dad many times,
But no way am I going.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's go to a spearmint Rhino.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Dad have a fun daddy daughter night out, get him a.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Little lap dance, you know, sir?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No way would I ask you watched him?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Did you watch them? Absolutely not? No, No, I knew
Luke's gotta be.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Still my name.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's not gonna answer. I was going to try to
call Luke up and see what his he was. He
wasn't with us. You know where he went last night?
Mumford and Sons? Oh did he? He chose Mumford and
Sons over going to the game, which honestly, I heard, yeah,
what's up, Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hey, I was just calling because I work at Subie's
and a few weeks ago we had this group of
parents bring their kids in because all their kids were friends.
Turned twenty one and they were buying their kids lab
dances for a few hours.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Wait, what's the name of the strip club?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
It was as Sube.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Where's that at?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's in South Kate.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And a bunch of parents of twenty of twenty one
year olds were bringing their kids in for lap dances.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Like the parents were friends and the kids were friends,
and all the kids were sitting up at the stage
and the parents were in the corner, and I was
talking to the kids and they came over, gave me
money to go give them lap dances and every.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Day, so you lap danced a child while their parent
was sitting there watching.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I mean, I wouldn't say twenty one as a child,
but they weren't watching the lap dance rooms? Are you know?
Kind of discreet?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hitting Phoenix? Was it weird though, knowing that you're grinding
up on them and then they're going to go out
there and Hi, mom, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Right afterwards?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I mean it's not my life. I don't got to
deal with it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I was just there to get the money and go, like.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is Phoenix so stripper name or your real name?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's my stripper name. However it's kind of relevant to
my life, and I like, I guess so.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did the parents.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Actually, it's been almost a year and I've been literally
getting my life together, and I mean the stripper is temporary. However,
I don't mind it. I think it's a fun job.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Not gonna lie love that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Love you Phoenix, thank you so much. Actually, it's kind
of weird for me to say I love you. Yeah,
I love you. A lot of listeners, I love.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You, We love you to come in whenever you will
love you too.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, no, no, don't. Let's don't. Don't be saying that.
My wife's going to think I'm going to take you up.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You'll make sure you just ask for Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Y'all are you going to go in the back room
for sure?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Whatever you want?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Mojo, I got, you know, I I think I'm you know,
I can't do strip strip clubs in Detroit, Grand Rapids
or to lead listeners.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't want the person going I've been listening to
you for twenty years, and I've been listening. Hold on,
I've been listening to you since I was in grades.
Cool we driving school listening and I'd be like, all
the time happens all right? I think I just lost
any excitement of being back here. What's up, Jennifer? Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What up?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Though?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
In from Detroit?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What's going on in Jennifer?
Speaker 7 (06:18):
So, let'senya. When you asked this question, it brought us
so many fun memories. It was either my eighteenth or
nineteenth birthday. I took my mom to a mill strip club. Okay,
so I was surprised that she went. But when I
tell you, the whole time, she sat at the table
writing a grocery.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
List, so hanging on her face.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
She's like Michell because that's my middle name. She's like,
where are we leaving lunch? Hilarious?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, but she's my besta.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I love that. That's such a great call. What's up, Alex, Hi?
How you doing so?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
First time?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
First off? First time?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
So my dad is now passed away, but we he is.
He was an alcoholic, but he took me to the
super club just for fun, I guess, and was paying
all the girls to give me lap dances and I'm like, Dad,
you just do it, and he's like, no, this is
all for you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And I'm like what, Oh my god, your dad was
having them give you lap dance.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, and he was sitting right next to me, and
I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He watched.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He was watching while you were getting lamp dances.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yes. Yes, like I said, he was an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Wow. That makes me kind of sad. I should have
taken Luke to That would have been a great moment
for us. It's not too late. I'm sad about the
experience I could have had, the bonding moment I could
have had with my.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Son, because do you do you remember when you were
little and you were watching a movie and like a
makeout scene or sex came and your parents were on
the couch and I was I'd always be like, I gotta,
I gotta go to the bathroom bee lines. So this
is like next level of.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That uncomfortable Lindsay is a dancer. Also, Lindsay, what's up,
hey bear?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I am a first time long.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Don't feel bad, Mojo, it's not It's not the first
time a strippers heard I Love you.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
On accident, my father left hooseball.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
My dad.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He was a part of the clubs in the nineties
and he was a door guy. I didn't know this
and I needed a job. So he's like, oh, I
got this far, you know, out in inkster glad, you know,
go ahead and check it out. I had no idea
I will walk in. It's a strip club. I'm looking
for a waitress position, and I end up dancing.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
And he didn't know that, but him and his friends
used to come up all the time, and I went
to work.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
One day and boom, there he was.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm like, oh, you had your dad.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was not a good time.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I did get off of stage, though, and I did
get dressed and we ended up drinking.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It was great tonight, wow, and knew everyone. The dancers
in there were like, oh god, I danced with your dad.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
He's so good loco.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh wow, that is unbelievable. Hold on, Trevor, you and
your dad. This is like one of those moments I
feel like I need to have, like nice music. You
and your pops hung out at strip clubs together, Is
that right?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah? Unfortunately, but it was probably the best time I've
ever had.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Really, what strip clubs were you guys going to He took.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Me to Centerfold for my very first trip club and
that was probably not my favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And did he let you use his credit card like
to put stuff on there?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Oh? Dude, he was paying for everything.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh my god. Did you have any girls like do
weird stuff to you at all? In front of your dad?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yes, he tried to get one to go home with
me your.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Dad, daddy? Wow? And let me ask you a question.
How different of an experience was that to when your
dad took you to Toys r Us to go buy
a toy?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Very wow? Things really are?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wow? What a moment. Is dad still with us these days?
He is? And what did you get him back for
Father's Day? Because you got to get him a good
trip for Father's Day. He's doing that for you.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
He actually got a nine months old granddaughter.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Was the mother a stripper?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh good, okay, all right, Not not that I was
making sure that he wasn't, Like you can you can
have babies with strippers if you want to. But I
that's fine. No, I'm just saying that that's fine. I
just didn't want to get nervous. And it's my favorite thing,
you know, my kids got me a barbecue grill once
for Father's Day.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I just wanted you guys know that I'm going to
see Phoenix, says least you I know you are
All right, it is Mojo. In the morning, went to
(00:02):
the Lions game. Luke and his buddies were all with
and we drove to and from the game together and
it was kind of funny. At the end of the game,
we all get into the suv and we're leaving, and
as we're leaving downtown and pulling out, Luke is just
mouthing like crazy, like going, ah, man, Dad, come on,
(00:23):
we can't go home. We gotta go party. He was
like calling out like we're gonna go. And then he says,
and his buddy's all concurred, Hey, let's go to Legends.
And I said, I said, and I thought at first
he was joking, And then I think I don't think
he was joking. He was being serious. Yeah, So we
then do we go to no I said to him,
(00:48):
I go, there is no way I would do a
lot of things, you know with my kids, like I've
gone and done, you know, everything from sporting events to
go to even Vegas with my oldest son. I would
never go to a strip club with my uh, with
my kids. And I said to Luke Go's dad, I
bet you that there's you know, this happens. And I
(01:09):
said Luke, this never happens. And I know we have
parents that party with their kids. Parents, they get drunk
or they smoke weed or whatever it is. What's that song,
get drunk, smoke weed? Yeah, get drunk, smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This girl's ain't loyal. So so I said to Luke,
I go, there's not a chance that there is any
listener that is listening to the Mojo in the Morning
show that has ever gone to a strip club with
their parents.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I think it's different for women because I know bachelorette
parties were the moms there and they have strippers or
somebody comes.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Like, yeah, but a strip club, I'm not okay, I'm
not talking about a bachelorette party. Really, I'm telling you
my mom was at my bachelorette party. But is some
strippers who bring a child to the strip club probably
have him do his homework wrong. Satellite none next to
the DJ boo.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Do you know any I heard it in the movie, like,
I don't know my strip club lingo. Clearly I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was a hustle blow. He was like Satellite No.
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight is our telephone number. I
want to know if there are any UH listeners that
have ever gone to a strip club with their their parent.
Guarantee somebody will say it. Shannon doesn't want to admit it,
(02:35):
but she and Tim Murphy have gone. We have no
Do you think your dad has ever been in a
strip club?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Mm?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tim Murphy has fine. I'm not a big strip club person.
My dad is fine.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's like something.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Maybe once in my life. Honestly, yeah, I'm not a
strip club person either. I I to me think that stripe.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And I'm like going to Vegas with my dad many times,
But no way am I going.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's go to a spearmint Rhino.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Dad have a fun daddy daughter night out, get him a.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Little lap dance, you know, sir?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No way would I ask you watched him?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Did you watch them? Absolutely not? No, No, I knew
Luke's gotta be.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Still my name.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's not gonna answer. I was going to try to
call Luke up and see what his he was. He
wasn't with us. You know where he went last night?
Mumford and Sons? Oh did he? He chose Mumford and
Sons over going to the game, which honestly, I heard, yeah,
what's up, Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hey, I was just calling because I work at Subie's
and a few weeks ago we had this group of
parents bring their kids in because all their kids were friends.
Turned twenty one and they were buying their kids lab
dances for a few hours.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Wait, what's the name of the strip club?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
It was as Sube.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Where's that at?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's in South Kate.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And a bunch of parents of twenty of twenty one
year olds were bringing their kids in for lap dances.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Like the parents were friends and the kids were friends,
and all the kids were sitting up at the stage
and the parents were in the corner, and I was
talking to the kids and they came over, gave me
money to go give them lap dances and every.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Day, so you lap danced a child while their parent
was sitting there watching.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I mean, I wouldn't say twenty one as a child,
but they weren't watching the lap dance rooms? Are you know?
Kind of discreet?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Hitting Phoenix? Was it weird though, knowing that you're grinding
up on them and then they're going to go out
there and Hi, mom, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Right afterwards?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I mean it's not my life. I don't got to
deal with it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I was just there to get the money and go, like.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is Phoenix so stripper name or your real name?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's my stripper name. However it's kind of relevant to
my life, and I like, I guess so.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Did the parents.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Actually, it's been almost a year and I've been literally
getting my life together, and I mean the stripper is temporary. However,
I don't mind it. I think it's a fun job.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Not gonna lie love that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Love you Phoenix, thank you so much. Actually, it's kind
of weird for me to say I love you. Yeah,
I love you. A lot of listeners, I love.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You, We love you to come in whenever you will
love you too.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, no, no, don't. Let's don't. Don't be saying that.
My wife's going to think I'm going to take you up.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You'll make sure you just ask for Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Y'all are you going to go in the back room
for sure?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Whatever you want?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Mojo, I got, you know, I I think I'm you know,
I can't do strip strip clubs in Detroit, Grand Rapids
or to lead listeners.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I don't want the person going I've been listening to
you for twenty years, and I've been listening. Hold on,
I've been listening to you since I was in grades.
Cool we driving school listening and I'd be like, all
the time happens all right? I think I just lost
any excitement of being back here. What's up, Jennifer? Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
What up?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Though?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
In from Detroit?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What's going on in Jennifer?
Speaker 7 (06:18):
So, let'senya. When you asked this question, it brought us
so many fun memories. It was either my eighteenth or
nineteenth birthday. I took my mom to a mill strip club. Okay,
so I was surprised that she went. But when I
tell you, the whole time, she sat at the table
writing a grocery.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
List, so hanging on her face.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
She's like Michell because that's my middle name. She's like,
where are we leaving lunch? Hilarious?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, but she's my besta.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I love that. That's such a great call. What's up, Alex, Hi?
How you doing so?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
First time?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
First off? First time?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
So my dad is now passed away, but we he is.
He was an alcoholic, but he took me to the
super club just for fun, I guess, and was paying
all the girls to give me lap dances and I'm like, Dad,
you just do it, and he's like, no, this is
all for you.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And I'm like what, Oh my god, your dad was
having them give you lap dance.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, and he was sitting right next to me, and
I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
He watched.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
He was watching while you were getting lamp dances.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yes. Yes, like I said, he was an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Wow. That makes me kind of sad. I should have
taken Luke to That would have been a great moment
for us. It's not too late. I'm sad about the
experience I could have had, the bonding moment I could
have had with my.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Son, because do you do you remember when you were
little and you were watching a movie and like a
makeout scene or sex came and your parents were on
the couch and I was I'd always be like, I gotta,
I gotta go to the bathroom bee lines. So this
is like next level of.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
That uncomfortable Lindsay is a dancer. Also, Lindsay, what's up,
hey bear?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I am a first time long.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Don't feel bad, Mojo, it's not It's not the first
time a strippers heard I Love you.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
On accident, my father left hooseball.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
My dad.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He was a part of the clubs in the nineties
and he was a door guy. I didn't know this
and I needed a job. So he's like, oh, I
got this far, you know, out in inkster glad, you know,
go ahead and check it out. I had no idea
I will walk in. It's a strip club. I'm looking
for a waitress position, and I end up dancing.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
And he didn't know that, but him and his friends
used to come up all the time, and I went
to work.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
One day and boom, there he was.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm like, oh, you had your dad.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was not a good time.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I did get off of stage, though, and I did
get dressed and we ended up drinking.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It was great tonight, wow, and knew everyone. The dancers
in there were like, oh god, I danced with your dad.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
He's so good loco.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh wow, that is unbelievable. Hold on, Trevor, you and
your dad. This is like one of those moments I
feel like I need to have, like nice music. You
and your pops hung out at strip clubs together, Is
that right?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah? Unfortunately, but it was probably the best time I've
ever had.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Really, what strip clubs were you guys going to He took.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Me to Centerfold for my very first trip club and
that was probably not my favorite.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And did he let you use his credit card like
to put stuff on there?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Oh? Dude, he was paying for everything.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh my god. Did you have any girls like do
weird stuff to you at all? In front of your dad?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yes, he tried to get one to go home with
me your.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Dad, daddy? Wow? And let me ask you a question.
How different of an experience was that to when your
dad took you to Toys r Us to go buy
a toy?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Very wow? Things really are?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wow? What a moment. Is dad still with us these days?
He is? And what did you get him back for
Father's Day? Because you got to get him a good
trip for Father's Day. He's doing that for you.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
He actually got a nine months old granddaughter.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Was the mother a stripper?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh good, okay, all right, Not not that I was
making sure that he wasn't, Like you can you can
have babies with strippers if you want to. But I
that's fine. No, I'm just saying that that's fine. I
just didn't want to get nervous. And it's my favorite thing,
you know, my kids got me a barbecue grill once
for Father's Day.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I just wanted you guys know that I'm going to
see Phoenix, says least you I know you are
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CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.