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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We want you to meet the Jonas brothers. We go
together better than you and me. Yeah, I've tickets. Here
(00:20):
we go. Welcome to Hotown. Actually it's a welcome to
your hometown, but welcome to Hotown is ours, and the
biggest hoe gets to go. We want to hear your
host stories this morning. I think everybody's got a whole
moment in their life and then the biggest one is
gonna end up going winning tickets to go to the
(00:41):
show on Sunday with a meet and greet. Let's should
we start with the voices guys one, just to make
it fun. Voices guy's initial k kay, biggest hoe gets
to go. Yay, I'm all yeah, okay, okay, let's hear yours.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Am I allowed to say the D words.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like like the male genitalia?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, So I broke someone's.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Going You broke a man's wienie? Whoa yes, yep? How
did you get How did you guys know each other?
Did you guys meet date? What did you do?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No first meet up? This was a tender hook up?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my god, you broke a guy's d on the
first time you guys went out.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was just backing it up too good?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh my god? Welly, how did they fix a broken
d Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know, I'm not sure exactly what happened after I
ended up leaving.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So the moment I'm satisfied, the moment that it broke,
what happened right after that? Did you feel something different?
Did he say, oh, like what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So he immediately like screamed, you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Broke my my wow? Okay, poor god man.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So he is a six foot seven man.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh my god, a six foot seven? How big are you?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay I'm five eight?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh geez wow yep.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So he ended up on the floor and in the
fetal position and almost tears in his eyes, and he just.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Kept saying, did you have to wait? I know you're
gonna say again. You already said it once or twice? Kay,
did you guys call an ambulance?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, he was supposed to pick his broad up from
the airport in an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Didn't look broken, saying.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That, and then we I think he ended up getting
a friend to take him to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, how did they look? How did he look like
a right angle? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Like, how do you know? How you know?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Does it look broken or he just Celtic.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It was. It was bad. Oh my god, a little dramatic.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Why is it that mine hurts right now? I'm holding me?
All right, Kay, don't go anywhere. You're in the running
full minds. All right, let's go to uh, let's go
to be here right now. Not voices, guys, right, B
and I understand this right now?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, I hear yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
B, biggest hoe gets to go. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
In college, I was eiffel powered by two fraternity boys,
and then an hour later I also hooked up with
another of their fraternity brothers.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Awesome. I'm not going to ask because I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Nor am I going to google.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Someone explained it.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I can explain it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, No, that's okay. I don't think we need to.
I think we'll all just look it up for ourselves. Okay,
where did you go to school?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
B albeit Albion?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
This is what goes on at Albion. I've always wondered.
And the whole school knew about it. Like the next day,
who told everybody.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
We're just cut around. I don't know they were on
They're all on the football team as well, so they
were all like friends.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh no, Wow, Are you a married mom now or
what are you now?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I am a mom now I had that baby ont
a wedlock.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
But surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's sorry, that's for you. Where would you be about?
All right, hold on one second, Okay, that's a while.
So far broke the d got Eiffel towered. Alexis is
an interesting one, Alexis, are you there? Yes, let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
So about a year ago, I got out of a
long term relationship and got into my little hole phase.
And I had somebody that I knew.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
That worked at Amazon, and he happened to be delivering
my package that day.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So like he brought it over and let me know
that he was there delivering it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And then after he dropped it off, took the picture.
We went back to all that.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I gotta dump. I gotta dump the words, she said.
So she went back to his went back to the
Amazon truck after his delivery, and she banged him or
boomed him or she said aft, But you can't say that.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, it's okay, Alexis. Alexis, Where are you heading to now?
Are you driving to work? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I am on my way to work.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
This is your coworker, Alexis, guys want to know that unreal? Wow.
So what's it like in the back of an Amazon truck?
Is it comfortable?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No? It was on top of everybody's packaging.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Gradual Alexis, that's amazing. All right? Hold then once I
got okay, Lydia, I'm gonna need your guidance on this one.
I know you put a whole bunch of them on.
I obviously can't get to everybody, but you tell me
which I got so far that broke the d the
Eiffel Tower, the Amazon delivery guy. I'm gonna go to
Kelly here next biggest hoe gets to go. Hi Kelly,
(06:22):
good morning.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Can you compete with those?
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
So a few years ago there.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Was a kinky Halloween party and I went to the
Halloween party as Kinky Carrol Baskins. Yeah, all my Kinky
Captain Kittens. I was with three guys and two girls
(06:56):
through that night, my lions and my kittens. I was
in a night that had tiger heads all over it.
I found it thrifting, so it was pretty perfect for
the costume.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So at the Halloween party, you you hooked up with
how many guys?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Three?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Guys and two girls.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, and then a little lion pride.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That's which it was not everything at once or different
experiences with each one of them.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
So one of them was.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
One guy and one girl and then at the same time,
and then the other were like individual experiences through the night.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's amazing. What was the craziest costume you hooked up
with that night?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I mean some of them weren't wearing costumes. Some of
them were just like walking around naked, because that's what
this place like was like this type of place was
the other the one of the girls was dressed up.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
As a cow.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, yeah there you Goka.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
That's like employee of that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Did anybody have a leash?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I mean that's kind of normal in that scene.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You can see that. Yeah, unreal, all right, I'll let
you know. But I just love by the way, all
these people sound like nice, normal human beings. But everybody's
got a home moment here. Uh, Melanie had her home
moment with a sugar daddy and it doesn't stop there.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
What happened, Melanie, It was a bit of a family affair,
I'll say it that way, But yeah, I how do sugar.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Daddy and he was married number one and.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I ended up being well, I was actually in a
relationship at the time as well. And then Tinder, I
found another guy who I started hooking up with, who
ended up being my sugar.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Daddy's brother in law.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And did you not did you not know that at all?
Or did you find that out? Like after when you
guys were hooking up, like, oh god, we have a
mutual friend.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
When when I was with the tender guy, yes, we
were talking and realized.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh, we have this connection, we have this connection.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
And then I realized, oh, I've been banging your sister's husband.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And did he keep it quiet that he had this
new info?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
He actually still does not know to listay, the sugar
daddy does.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And he does not the brother.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
And every time we're all out, I have to play
you know, aloof and I will see all of them
together and realized I had sex with you.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I had sex with you, your husband.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Your brother, but you don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
But here's a hug.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Anyways, who was better? Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Okay, in senses of six and senses.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Of like going like down there the brother.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
And senses of actually hooking up, I will say that
the daddy.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, So if you won, and you only could take
one to the concert with the other ticket. Which one
would you take?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh, it's got to be the brother.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay, I'm confused. She hooked Yeah, she hooked up with
the sugar down Yeah, but he was better down right.
All right, hold on one second. Let's get one guy
in here. We get one guy in Ronnie, are you.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
There, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Do you want to meet?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yea, ladies want to see Okay, Ronnie biggest hoe gets
to go. Let's hear your host story.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
I think I got that beat when I was in
my twenties. I lived on Santa Belcaptiva Islands down in Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Beautiful place. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah, And it's a you know, it's one of those
places that I think they originated the phrase what happens
here stays here?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, before before Vegas, but.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
It was during the eighties. Miamivice was going and all
being every night. My grandfather used to call me Don
Johnson because I dressed like him, I looked like him. Wow,
you know what you do?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
This story story?
Speaker 9 (11:48):
And I had a buddy that looked just like, exactly
like John bon Jovi, and we would go out.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, we're reliving the eighties here right now. This is amazing.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
So all together, I think I accumulated maybe a body
count of four hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh my gosh, in how long of a period of.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Time, Over about six years.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Over a six year period of time, you slept with
four hundred and fifty women on Santa Bell Island. Tell
me STDs do you think you got.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I've never had never.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He wrapped it up? Did you always do it with
bon Jovi or without?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
We were together a few times with a couple of them,
but yeah, mostly by myself.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
All right, Well, listen, population of Santa Bell Island. I
just read with sixty three hundred people, you slept with
four hundred and fifty of them.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Are you still still going adding to that number?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
No?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
No, If you remember, I'm the Ronnie at Paul then
before and I got Philippin a wife.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh do you remember you see one of the four
hundred or you met her later.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
In life later?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Lada?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay, Ronnie, thank you. I gotta be honest with you.
I don't like Ronnie's call at all. I think it
doesn't add to the conversation. So I don't think Ronnie's
going to get my vote. On this one, But let's
vote for the rest of these ones, all.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Right, give us you want to give us the rundown again?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Recap again? Yes, recap initial K, she broke the guy's D. Yeah.
This is B. Next one not her initial, but that's
her name. B. B was Eiffel towered by two frat
boys at Albion.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Then we also have here Alexis, Alexis and the Amazon
delivery driver on our packages. Kelly was Carol Baskin at
a nice gathering for her and her friends with Leshawn. Yes.
And then the last one is Melanie and Melanie hooked
(14:07):
up with the Sugar Daddy and the Sugar brother Just well,
you guys all give me a one by one vote
on this one. I would I would like to I
would like to go vote last because I would like
to be I'm going with Carol Basket Ca.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, I'm taking us to Peri and I'm going Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I'm going Melanie and the Sugar Daddy brothers.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh, and you know what I'm going, I'm going broke
the D. K. I liked K. I think anybody that
can actually say that they broke somebody's D is pretty
amazing as far as I'm concerned. That means everybody's got
some votes. So let's do this. Let's open it to
uh should we open it to the listeners? All right? Listeners?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Five calls says it all on this one here. Let's uh,
let's clear these lines here right now and H eight
four four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
six five four eight is our telephone number. And we'll
clear the lines and then let the listeners vote on
who they think should be the biggest hoe getting to go.
(15:15):
Five calls says it all. Vote number one, We go
to Shawna. Shawna, who are we voting for?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I'm voting for Carol Bastion because breaking a dick isn't
really a home move.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Okay, thank you for the call. I appreciate youve you guys.
We love your too. Ninety day Dana, who are we
voting for? Dana? I think I'm gonna go with the
Eiffel Tower. Oh, Eiffel Tower, I like it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
There was another guy after the idea.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Sure, yeah, that's a good one. Jerry, You're up next,
biggest hoe gets to go. We got to vote for
the uh the Carol Baskin a vote for the Eiffel Tower.
Who are you voting for.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
The lady that got highful tower?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Okay, Eiffel Tower, my girl, Brittany. We could have a
winner on this next one.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Here?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Five call says it all. Who are you voting for? Brittany?
Lady Brittany, I can hear you speak?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Oh sorry, I'm well.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Carroll Baskins, Carol basket Dore, we go, Brittany. Are you
drinking this morning?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I just have my coffee. Gonna sound like you're drinking
a little about all right? What's the score right now? Guys?
I think that was four calls? So we got two two.
Eiffel to Carol too, Eiffel to Carol too, Eiffel to Carol.
(16:50):
Who's going to be the winner on this next one?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Here?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Jessica? Yes, who are you voting for?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
The brother?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I gotta take one more?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh god, Miranda, who are you voting for?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
A sugar da? It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
All right. If somebody comes here and says, broke the D,
I'm gonna be I know. But they both broke the D.
That still doesn't break the tie. Hayley, who are you
voting for.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
The tour takes it be shout out, Alon.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Congratulations to you. Be Oh my god, how great is
this going to be? When you go backstage meet the
Jonas brothers and explain to them, how.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
God, I'm so happy? Oh what, I'm so happy.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
I'm at work right now.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Everyone knows why I'm in a spate office right now.
I know what competition I've been right now?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh they know? Did they know how you won?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
No, they don't know the story, but they know that.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's the biggest home.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Hey, big shout out to everybody at Albion College and
all those frat boys they got you in. Jonas Brothers.
Congratulations to you. Haven't fantastic to you?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
We're so happy for you. How long ago was that?
How old are you right now?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'm thirty one now, so it was about ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (18:44):
But stop?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Don't you ever give up your Eiffel Tower. The moments
you seriously lived hasn't stopped.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Sorry, create the picture with the Jonas brothers, please, ye.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't think Heaven would participate, but I bet you
that Nick and Joe will.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Nick and Joe saying all right, hold on one second,
Hang on one second.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
This is Mojo's count speaking.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
He is really sorry for that last segment.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
He would have been it, but he is.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
This is Mojo in the morning.
We want you to meet the Jonas brothers. We go
together better than you and me. Yeah, I've tickets. Here
(00:20):
we go. Welcome to Hotown. Actually it's a welcome to
your hometown, but welcome to Hotown is ours, and the
biggest hoe gets to go. We want to hear your
host stories this morning. I think everybody's got a whole
moment in their life and then the biggest one is
gonna end up going winning tickets to go to the
(00:41):
show on Sunday with a meet and greet. Let's should
we start with the voices guys one, just to make
it fun. Voices guy's initial k kay, biggest hoe gets
to go. Yay, I'm all yeah, okay, okay, let's hear yours.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Am I allowed to say the D words.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like like the male genitalia?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, So I broke someone's.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Going You broke a man's wienie? Whoa yes, yep? How
did you get How did you guys know each other?
Did you guys meet date? What did you do?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No first meet up? This was a tender hook up?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my god, you broke a guy's d on the
first time you guys went out.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was just backing it up too good?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh my god? Welly, how did they fix a broken
d Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know, I'm not sure exactly what happened after I
ended up leaving.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So the moment I'm satisfied, the moment that it broke,
what happened right after that? Did you feel something different?
Did he say, oh, like what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So he immediately like screamed, you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Broke my my wow? Okay, poor god man.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So he is a six foot seven man.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh my god, a six foot seven? How big are you?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay I'm five eight?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh geez wow yep.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So he ended up on the floor and in the
fetal position and almost tears in his eyes, and he just.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Kept saying, did you have to wait? I know you're
gonna say again. You already said it once or twice? Kay,
did you guys call an ambulance?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, he was supposed to pick his broad up from
the airport in an hour.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Didn't look broken, saying.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That, and then we I think he ended up getting
a friend to take him to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, how did they look? How did he look like
a right angle? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Like, how do you know? How you know?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Does it look broken or he just Celtic.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It was. It was bad. Oh my god, a little dramatic.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Why is it that mine hurts right now? I'm holding me?
All right, Kay, don't go anywhere. You're in the running
full minds. All right, let's go to uh, let's go
to be here right now. Not voices, guys, right, B
and I understand this right now?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, I hear yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
B, biggest hoe gets to go. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
In college, I was eiffel powered by two fraternity boys,
and then an hour later I also hooked up with
another of their fraternity brothers.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Awesome. I'm not going to ask because I don't know
what that means.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Nor am I going to google.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Someone explained it.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I can explain it to you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, No, that's okay. I don't think we need to.
I think we'll all just look it up for ourselves. Okay,
where did you go to school?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
B albeit Albion?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
This is what goes on at Albion. I've always wondered.
And the whole school knew about it. Like the next day,
who told everybody.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
We're just cut around. I don't know they were on
They're all on the football team as well, so they
were all like friends.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh no, Wow, Are you a married mom now or
what are you now?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I am a mom now I had that baby ont
a wedlock.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
But surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's sorry, that's for you. Where would you be about?
All right, hold on one second, Okay, that's a while.
So far broke the d got Eiffel towered. Alexis is
an interesting one, Alexis, are you there? Yes, let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
So about a year ago, I got out of a
long term relationship and got into my little hole phase.
And I had somebody that I knew.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
That worked at Amazon, and he happened to be delivering
my package that day.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So like he brought it over and let me know
that he was there delivering it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And then after he dropped it off, took the picture.
We went back to all that.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You can't say that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I gotta dump. I gotta dump the words, she said.
So she went back to his went back to the
Amazon truck after his delivery, and she banged him or
boomed him or she said aft, But you can't say that.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, it's okay, Alexis. Alexis, Where are you heading to now?
Are you driving to work? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I am on my way to work.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
This is your coworker, Alexis, guys want to know that unreal? Wow.
So what's it like in the back of an Amazon truck?
Is it comfortable?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No? It was on top of everybody's packaging.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Gradual Alexis, that's amazing. All right? Hold then once I
got okay, Lydia, I'm gonna need your guidance on this one.
I know you put a whole bunch of them on.
I obviously can't get to everybody, but you tell me
which I got so far that broke the d the
Eiffel Tower, the Amazon delivery guy. I'm gonna go to
Kelly here next biggest hoe gets to go. Hi Kelly,
(06:22):
good morning.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Can you compete with those?
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
So a few years ago there.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Was a kinky Halloween party and I went to the
Halloween party as Kinky Carrol Baskins. Yeah, all my Kinky
Captain Kittens. I was with three guys and two girls
(06:56):
through that night, my lions and my kittens. I was
in a night that had tiger heads all over it.
I found it thrifting, so it was pretty perfect for
the costume.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So at the Halloween party, you you hooked up with
how many guys?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Three?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Guys and two girls.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, and then a little lion pride.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That's which it was not everything at once or different
experiences with each one of them.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
So one of them was.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
One guy and one girl and then at the same time,
and then the other were like individual experiences through the night.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's amazing. What was the craziest costume you hooked up
with that night?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I mean some of them weren't wearing costumes. Some of
them were just like walking around naked, because that's what
this place like was like this type of place was
the other the one of the girls was dressed up.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
As a cow.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, yeah there you Goka.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
That's like employee of that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Did anybody have a leash?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
I mean that's kind of normal in that scene.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You can see that. Yeah, unreal, all right, I'll let
you know. But I just love by the way, all
these people sound like nice, normal human beings. But everybody's
got a home moment here. Uh, Melanie had her home
moment with a sugar daddy and it doesn't stop there.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
What happened, Melanie, It was a bit of a family affair,
I'll say it that way, But yeah, I how do sugar.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Daddy and he was married number one and.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I ended up being well, I was actually in a
relationship at the time as well. And then Tinder, I
found another guy who I started hooking up with, who
ended up being my sugar.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Daddy's brother in law.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And did you not did you not know that at all?
Or did you find that out? Like after when you
guys were hooking up, like, oh god, we have a
mutual friend.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
When when I was with the tender guy, yes, we
were talking and realized.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh, we have this connection, we have this connection.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
And then I realized, oh, I've been banging your sister's husband.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And did he keep it quiet that he had this
new info?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
He actually still does not know to listay, the sugar
daddy does.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And he does not the brother.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
And every time we're all out, I have to play
you know, aloof and I will see all of them
together and realized I had sex with you.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I had sex with you, your husband.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Your brother, but you don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
But here's a hug.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Anyways, who was better? Oh?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Okay, in senses of six and senses.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Of like going like down there the brother.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
And senses of actually hooking up, I will say that
the daddy.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, So if you won, and you only could take
one to the concert with the other ticket. Which one
would you take?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh, it's got to be the brother.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay, I'm confused. She hooked Yeah, she hooked up with
the sugar down Yeah, but he was better down right.
All right, hold on one second. Let's get one guy
in here. We get one guy in Ronnie, are you.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
There, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Do you want to meet?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yea, ladies want to see Okay, Ronnie biggest hoe gets
to go. Let's hear your host story.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
I think I got that beat when I was in
my twenties. I lived on Santa Belcaptiva Islands down in Florida.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Beautiful place. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah, And it's a you know, it's one of those
places that I think they originated the phrase what happens
here stays here?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, before before Vegas, but.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
It was during the eighties. Miamivice was going and all
being every night. My grandfather used to call me Don
Johnson because I dressed like him, I looked like him. Wow,
you know what you do?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
This story story?
Speaker 9 (11:48):
And I had a buddy that looked just like, exactly
like John bon Jovi, and we would go out.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Okay, we're reliving the eighties here right now. This is amazing.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
So all together, I think I accumulated maybe a body
count of four hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh my gosh, in how long of a period of.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Time, Over about six years.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Over a six year period of time, you slept with
four hundred and fifty women on Santa Bell Island. Tell
me STDs do you think you got.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I've never had never.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He wrapped it up? Did you always do it with
bon Jovi or without?
Speaker 6 (12:36):
We were together a few times with a couple of them,
but yeah, mostly by myself.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
All right, Well, listen, population of Santa Bell Island. I
just read with sixty three hundred people, you slept with
four hundred and fifty of them.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Are you still still going adding to that number?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
No?
Speaker 9 (12:56):
No, If you remember, I'm the Ronnie at Paul then
before and I got Philippin a wife.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh do you remember you see one of the four
hundred or you met her later.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
In life later?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Lada?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay, Ronnie, thank you. I gotta be honest with you.
I don't like Ronnie's call at all. I think it
doesn't add to the conversation. So I don't think Ronnie's
going to get my vote. On this one, But let's
vote for the rest of these ones, all.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Right, give us you want to give us the rundown again?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Recap again? Yes, recap initial K, she broke the guy's D. Yeah.
This is B. Next one not her initial, but that's
her name. B. B was Eiffel towered by two frat
boys at Albion.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Then we also have here Alexis, Alexis and the Amazon
delivery driver on our packages. Kelly was Carol Baskin at
a nice gathering for her and her friends with Leshawn. Yes.
And then the last one is Melanie and Melanie hooked
(14:07):
up with the Sugar Daddy and the Sugar brother Just well,
you guys all give me a one by one vote
on this one. I would I would like to I
would like to go vote last because I would like
to be I'm going with Carol Basket Ca.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, I'm taking us to Peri and I'm going Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I'm going Melanie and the Sugar Daddy brothers.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh, and you know what I'm going, I'm going broke
the D. K. I liked K. I think anybody that
can actually say that they broke somebody's D is pretty
amazing as far as I'm concerned. That means everybody's got
some votes. So let's do this. Let's open it to
uh should we open it to the listeners? All right? Listeners?
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Five calls says it all on this one here. Let's uh,
let's clear these lines here right now and H eight
four four Mojo Live eight four four six six five
six five four eight is our telephone number. And we'll
clear the lines and then let the listeners vote on
who they think should be the biggest hoe getting to go.
(15:15):
Five calls says it all. Vote number one, We go
to Shawna. Shawna, who are we voting for?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I'm voting for Carol Bastion because breaking a dick isn't
really a home move.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Okay, thank you for the call. I appreciate youve you guys.
We love your too. Ninety day Dana, who are we
voting for? Dana? I think I'm gonna go with the
Eiffel Tower. Oh, Eiffel Tower, I like it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
There was another guy after the idea.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Sure, yeah, that's a good one. Jerry, You're up next,
biggest hoe gets to go. We got to vote for
the uh the Carol Baskin a vote for the Eiffel Tower.
Who are you voting for.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
The lady that got highful tower?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Okay, Eiffel Tower, my girl, Brittany. We could have a
winner on this next one.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Here?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Five call says it all. Who are you voting for? Brittany?
Lady Brittany, I can hear you speak?
Speaker 6 (16:22):
Oh sorry, I'm well.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Carroll Baskins, Carol basket Dore, we go, Brittany. Are you
drinking this morning?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I just have my coffee. Gonna sound like you're drinking
a little about all right? What's the score right now? Guys?
I think that was four calls? So we got two two.
Eiffel to Carol too, Eiffel to Carol too, Eiffel to Carol.
(16:50):
Who's going to be the winner on this next one?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Here?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Jessica? Yes, who are you voting for?
Speaker 5 (16:58):
The brother?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I gotta take one more?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh god, Miranda, who are you voting for?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
A sugar da? It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
All right. If somebody comes here and says, broke the D,
I'm gonna be I know. But they both broke the D.
That still doesn't break the tie. Hayley, who are you
voting for.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
The tour takes it be shout out, Alon.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Congratulations to you. Be Oh my god, how great is
this going to be? When you go backstage meet the
Jonas brothers and explain to them, how.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
God, I'm so happy? Oh what, I'm so happy.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
I'm at work right now.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Everyone knows why I'm in a spate office right now.
I know what competition I've been right now?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh they know? Did they know how you won?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
No, they don't know the story, but they know that.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's the biggest home.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Hey, big shout out to everybody at Albion College and
all those frat boys they got you in. Jonas Brothers.
Congratulations to you. Haven't fantastic to you?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
We're so happy for you. How long ago was that?
How old are you right now?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'm thirty one now, so it was about ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (18:44):
But stop?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Don't you ever give up your Eiffel Tower. The moments
you seriously lived hasn't stopped.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Sorry, create the picture with the Jonas brothers, please, ye.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't think Heaven would participate, but I bet you
that Nick and Joe will.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Okay, I can do that.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Nick and Joe saying all right, hold on one second,
Hang on one second.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
This is Mojo's count speaking.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
He is really sorry for that last segment.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
He would have been it, but he is.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
This is Mojo in the morning.
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