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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Mojo in the Morning Show, You're gonna want
to stick around for this War of the roses because
it got a lot of people fired up when a
husband got busted cheating on his wife. It all stems
from her saying that they sleep in separate rooms and
he just put a lock on her bedroom door. And
this is one of those ones where if you haven't
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heard it, you're gonna stick around because she's getting upset
with him, he's getting upset with her. They're going at
it with each other. Cav had some words of wisdom
at the end. You'll hear it in a second. It's
Mojo in the Morning Show. Did you ever watch that
movie Hot Tub Time Machine. I've seen it anytime I
hear anything that involves a hot tub for some reason.
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And I got to be honest, I've never seen that
movie out. John Cusack in it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh crap, I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Thinking of something net her mind what I just said.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Honestly, it's all those It's like a bunch of goofballs
and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's stars John Cusack and Craig Robinson, the guy from
the Office, Chevy Chase. It has a bunch of goofy people.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
It's funny. So okay, so tell the story. Yeah, so
my friend shout out Sierra. My friend. Sierra's father is
a pastor, and Sierra and I often talk about our
relationship with God, and I don't know how we got
on the topic yesterday of baptism, but she was like,
when when did you get baptized? I was like, I
don't know, man, when I was like a baby or something.
She was like, so you've only been baptized. She's like,
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should I wasn't you christening? I'm like, no, I know
the difference between the two.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So a lot of people like when you do, a
lot of people feel like, when you're christened, that's like
your family's.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Way making a promise that they're going to raise you
as a believer.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
And then yeah, clarity is key, And then a lot
of people feel like when you're baptized, it's more of
your family just saying like, Okay, he gets is his
life to God. But a lot of people acknowledge him
when they're older. And now I'm making the decision, as
a full grown adult that I'm making the choice that
God is the head of my life. I haven't done
that I haven't done.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Usually you don't see it in Catholic church, like I
go to Catholic church. I saw it in Chelsea's parents church,
which was the They went to a non denominational born
again Christian church, and so that was kind of it.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
But with that said, yeah, that was our conversation and
she's like, so you don't I'm like, no, I haven't
done it as an adult yet. And then she's like,
we did it at my church. And she said something
I never have heard before. Her father's church has a
hot tub and that is what they utilize to baptized people.
And in my mind, I've never really thought of the
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temperature of water for some reason. I always thought it
was like either cold or like room temperature. But she
was like no, I'm like, you have the jets going.
She's like, she was like no, but it was it's warm,
like they heat it up and it makes for a
better experience.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I guess when you're does it look like a hot tub,
like it looks like a hot top.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like above ground.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
At Chelsea's family's church that she went to, she went
to a church, Grace Chapel, and they had they had
a big it looked basically, it was like an inflatable pool,
like a big inflatable pool, but they had it up
and it was high, like the altar was here. Then
they had like a second level where you had to
go up there, and then you'd look up and they
would be up top there, and I was like, oh
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my god, it's the balcony pool, you know what I mean,
or something like that, and people would go up there
and they would get full on in it and stuff.
Because I got baptized as a little kid like you did,
and I look at pictures and it's like me just
getting Christ Christ. But I've thought to myself, oh, that'd
be kind of cool to go and like get in
and do it. But then I also the guy that
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swims with my shirt on, you know, well I would
have to because I'm not showing off these man titties.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I did it because I did it when I was
a baby. I was raised Catholic and so of course
in the church, you know. And then when I did
it as an adult, I did it right after Lucy
was born, so like eleven years ago, and it was
outside in the church parking lot, and I think they
had it looked like like a like what horses like
lunch like a silver trough is what I think it was.
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But I mean, as long as it's water, some people
go in the river, some people go in the ocean.
We had Smith, my ex husband and I had Smith
not baptized, but dedicated to the church because we want
him to be able to make that decision of being
baptized when he's old enough to understand. So we did
this for Lucy as well. But his I think it
was during COVID I can't remember, but he got baptized
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in my ex husband's kitchen sink, so that he was
asking about it recently too, because his new baby sister.
I think they're thinking about dedicating her or something. He
made mention of that and he's like, where was mine?
I'm like, in your dad's kitchen. It was very fancy.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I wonder if like, are there like horror stories like
bad Time, because I don't know, you know what I mean,
there's some people have a fear of water.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's my nose when they pushed me back. I do know,
I do that.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What's up, Shawna?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hi? So my best friend growing up, her dad was
the pastor and we had a baptismal tank. It's like
this huge thing of water in the middle of the
four year at the church. So when everyone wanted, we
would go late at n and swim in it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't know, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, teenagers would go over there. They would be like
someone was in the tank last night, like, oh, dang,
I wonder who it was.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
To me though, that's like a sacrilege, like you can't.
You can't all of a sudden just go randomly swimming
in the baptismal tank, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And by the way, they can't also use the baptismal
tank as the same tank that they do their fair ground.
Let's dunk the pastor for money tank, you know. Eight
four four Mojo Live. Eight four four six six five
six five four eight is our telephone number. The text
is nine five five zero zero. I remember being an
altar boy back in the day, and we used to
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have to fill the holy water in the There was
at the start, you know, in front of the church,
right in front of the doors. There was always there
where you could make the sign of the Cross, do
the holy water, and but also the baptismal uh you
know thing that they had there, like the is that
holy water?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Is that just regular water in a Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They told me that when we were filling it, we
would fill it with what was blessed water.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Okay, starts water and then they bless it, Yeah, holy water.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But I remember Father Rich, Father Rich was like, you guys,
gotta go fill it up. And all I kept thinking
to myself was, man, little did I know years later,
I'm still filling up bottles of water and like my
refrigerator and stuff like that. Like that starts as a
as a just a kid being an altar boy. What's up, Derek,
what's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Good morning, the morning?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
When you said man tu, I was thinking about middis.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You can shorten it down to middies middis.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know what, that's going to be the new name
for it, Derek. I got to do that, all right.
I got my Midi's showing I do. By the way,
I have to tell you that that was the most
traumatizing thing ever. Was going on a swimming birthday party
with a bunch of friends and you had to like
take everybody was like swimming in the wave pool. That
was the Township wave pool, and I was the kid
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with the big, old fat, you know, body and stuff.
I for some reason recall that anytime I'm around water,
I don't like it. Do you like taking a shirt
off a front of people?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It depends, I feel that day.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Like I hated in basketball shirts and skins too, where
they would wait, where they make you know you be
on separate teams, and the way that they tell the
teams apart is some guys have to be shirtless back
way outside.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
What's up, hey, I just wanted to and let you
know that in the Catholic Church, baptism is your parents.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Typically it's your parents and your family choosing for you
to become one with the church, and then you're supposed
to be able to.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Choose during confirmation.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
That's supposed to be like you choosing for yourself to
be a part of the Catholic Church. But I think
they still do it too young, like kids.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Don't know enough about their own personality. I didn't have choice.
My mom made me meet my confirmation.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
That guy didn't have a choice. Either we had to
get confirmed or we didn't graduate from our I went
to a private Catholic school. Grade unless we got confirmed.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I love the tradition of the Catholic Church, I really do.
But I also wish that I went to a church
like Sharon goes to. And Sharon, what do you call
your baptismal area there?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yes, her church called it to Jesus Chacuzzi.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yes, you know, don't you feel like every church just
needs a Jesus Jacuzzie, you know, I like my Jesus Wiles. Yeah.
By the way, I would hope that they would turn
on these jets. He's sitting there going, I'm I'm feeling
the Lord right now. This is fantastic. Would you want
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to ask Kevin Jeff, Hey, good.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Morning, Kevin, Good morning on the phone. A question was
just wondering, Yes, Kevin, did you both still beings?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You can't swim?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I can't swim.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That is correct, Jeff. We got to get it.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I heard you.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're explained about like what kind of things could have happened?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And you like where you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Stop Josiah's taking lessons right now? I think Josiah needs
to teach Keva. Wouldn't that be a full circle. That'd
be amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I like it. I just well, you guys are awesome.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
I appreciate you guys every morning.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Oh you're awesome, Jeff, thanks for calling, Man Angela.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
What's up. Good morning, So you guys, you desperately need
to watch there's a show on Rio Max. It's called
The Righteous Gemstone.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
The opening scene is I was hooked immediately. The opening
scene is they are over in China and they're doing
a mass baptism in a wave pool, and all of
a sudden, the pool malfunctions and everyone is just fighting
for their lives.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh my god, the lights are going.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
There exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That's hysterical. That's so funny. What's going on, Hannah, Hi, Hi, Hey.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
So I was baptized as an infant in the Lutheran
Church and they forgot to fill the basin, and so
the pastor de side just to spit out his hands.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Holy Spirit.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Different.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Oh my god, Grandma didn't like that. So then he
took me to the bathroom right after and baptized me
herself a faucet.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
In disgusting hold. And Andrea, you got to tell your
daughter's baptism story.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Oh my gosh, this is a classic in our household.
When my youngest is baptized, she had on her beautiful dress,
white dress, tights, all the good stuff. She were Lutheran,
so she's tiny, like three months older in front of
the church, and she poops all up her back and
down her tights while we're standing in front of the church.
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And I had to I had to hand her to
the pastor because the pastor will take the baby and
then baptize, and I like had to whisper a warning
to him, like be careful.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
She pud.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh my god, that's awful, poor pastor.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Somebody made a stinky