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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojoe in the Morning Show. Did you ever watch that
movie Hot Tub Time Machine. I've seen it for sure,
anytime I hear anything that involves a hot tub for summer.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And I got to be honest, I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Movie's John Cusack is in it.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Oh crap, I'm thinking of something totally like not her mind.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Honestly, it's all those It's like a bunch of goofballs
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's stars John Cusack, Craig Robinson, the guy from the Office,
Chevy Chase.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And it's a bunch of goof goofy people. It's funny.
So okay, so tell tell this story.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, so my friend shout out to my friends year.
His father is a pastor, and Sierra and I often
talk about our relationship with guy and I don't know
how we got on the topic yesterday of baptism, but
she was like, when when did you get.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Back to ze.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I was like, I don't know, man, when I was
like a baby or something. She was like, so you've
only been baptized. She's like, should I wasn't your christen it.
I'm like, no, I know the difference between the two.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So a lot of people like when you.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
A lot of people feel like when you're christened, that's
like your family's.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Way making a promise that they're going to raise you
as a believer.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And then yeah, clarity is key.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And then a lot of people feel like when you're baptized,
it's more of your family just saying like, Okay, he
gives his life to God. But a lot of people
acknowledge it when they're older. And now I'm making the
decision as a full grown adult that I'm making the
choice that God is the head of my life.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I haven't done that. You did both, lot, I haven't done.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Usually you don't see it in Catholic church, like I
go to Catholic church. I saw it in Chelsea's parents' church,
which was the They went to a non denominational born
again Christian church.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And so that was kind of it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But with that said, yeah, that was our conversation and
she's like, so you don't I'm like, no, I haven't
done it as an adult yet. And then she's like,
we it at my church and she said something I
never have heard before. Her father's church has a hot
tub and that is what they utilized to baptized people.
And in my mind, I've never really thought of the
(02:12):
temperature of water for some reason. I always thought it
was like either cold or like room temperature. But she
was like no, I'm like, you had the jets going.
She's like, she was like no, but it was it's warm,
like they eat it up and it makes for a
better experience.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess when you're does it look like a hot tub,
Like it looks like a hot tub, like a hot
like above ground. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, at Chelsea's family's church that she went to, she
went to a church, Grace Chapel, and they had they
had a big it looked basically it was like an
inflatable pool, like a big inflatable pool, but they had
it up and it was high like the altar was hair.
Then they had like a second level where you had
to go up there and then you'd look up and
(02:52):
they would be up top there and I was like,
oh my god, it's the balcony pool, you know what
I mean, or something like that, and people would go
up there and they'd get full on in it and stuff.
Because I got baptized as a little kid like you did,
and I look at pictures and it's like me just
getting christ Christian. But I've thought to myself, oh, that'd
be kind of cool to go and like get in
(03:14):
and do it. But then I also the kui that
swims with my shirt on.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You know, you do it with your shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, well I would have too. I'm not showing off
these man titties when I.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Did it, because I did it when I was a baby.
I was raised Catholic, yeah, and so of course in
the church, you know. And then when I did it
as an adult, I did it right after Lucy was born,
so like eleven years ago, and it was outside in
the church parking lot, and I think they had it
looked like like a like what horses like, un Like
a silver trough is what I think it was. But
(03:48):
I mean, as long as it's water, some people go
in the river, some people go in the ocean. We
had Smith, my ex husband, and I had Smith not
baptized but dedicated to the church because we want him
to be able to make that decision of being baptized
when he's old enough to understand. So we did this
for Lucy as well. But his I think it was
during COVID, I can't remember, but he got baptized in
(04:12):
my ex husband's kitchen sink, so that he was asking
about it recently too, because his new baby sister. I
think they're thinking about dedicating her or something. He made
mention of that and he's like, where was mine? I'm like,
in your dad's kitchen scene. It was very fancy.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I wonder if, like, are there like horror stories like baptized,
because I don't know how to you know what I mean,
there's some people have a fear of water.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I plugged my nose when they pushed me back, you know,
I do that.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I what's up, Shawna? Hi?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Hi. So my best friend growing her dad was the
pastor and we had a baptismal tank. It's like this
huge thing of water in the middle of the four
year at the church. So when everyone wanted, we would
go late at my and swim in it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh no, you can't that.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeahs would go over there. They would be like someone
was in the tank class like, oh dang, I wonder
who it was.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
To me though, that's like a sacrilege, Like you can't.
You can't all of a sudden just go randomly swimming
in the baptismal tank, you.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Know, why not.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And by the way, they can't also use the baptismal
tank as the same tank that they do their fair ground.
Let's dunk the pastor for money tank, you know. Eight
four four Mojo Live. Eight four four six sixty five
sixty five four eight is our telephone number.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The text is nine five five zero zero.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I remember being an altar boy back in the day,
and we used to have to fill the holy water
in the There was at the start, you know, in
front of the church, right in front of the doors.
There was always there where you could make the Sign
of the Cross, do the holy water and some but
also the baptismal uh you know thing that they had there.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Like the water is that just regular water in a
Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
They've told me that when we were filling it, we
would fill it with what was blessed water.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Starts and then they bless it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, but I remember Father Rich, Father Rich was like, guys,
gotta go fill it up. And all I kept thinking
to myself was, man, little did I know. Years later,
I'm still filling up bottles of water and like my
refrigerator and stuff like that. Like that starts as a
as a just a kid being an altar boy.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What's up, Derek, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Guys? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The morning? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Good morning? When you said man pities, I'm thinking about Midi's.
You can shorten it down to middiesdi.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know what, that's going to be the new name
for it, Derek. I got to do that. I got
my Midi's showing. I do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
By the way, I have to tell you that that
was the most traumatizing thing ever. Was going on a
swimming birthday party with a bunch of friends and you
had to like take everybody was like swimming in the
wave pool that was the you know, Township wavepool, and
I was the kid with the big old fat, you
know body and stuff. I for some reason wouldcall that
(07:04):
anytime I'm around water. I don't like it. Do you
like taking your shirt off? A lot of people?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, it depends on I feel that day.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Like I hated in basketball shirts and skins too, where
they would where they make you know, you be on
separate teams, and the way that they tell the teams
apart is some guys have to be shirtless back outside.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
What's up, Hey, I just wanted to call and let
you know that in the Catholic Church, baptism is your parents. Typically,
it's your parents and your family choosing for you to
become one with the church, and then you're supposed to
be able to choose during confirmation. That's supposed to be
like you choosing for yourself to be a part of
(07:46):
the Catholic Church. But I think they still do it
too young, like kids don't know enough about their own personalities.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, I didn't have choice. My mom made me make
my confirmation.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
That guy didn't have a choice. Either we had to
get confirmed or we didn't graduate from our I went
to a private Catholic school unless we got confirmed.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I love the tradition of the Catholic Church, I really do.
But I also wish that I went to a church
like Sharon goes to. And Sharon, what do you call
your baptismal area there?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yes, her church called it to Jesus Chacuzzie.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, you know, don't you feel like every church needs
a Jesus Chacuzzie.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know, I like my Jesus. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
By the way, I would hope that they would turn
on these jets. He's sitting there going I'm feeling the
Lord right now. This is fantastic. Would you want to
ask Kevin Jeff, Hey.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Good morning, Kevin, good morning on the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
A question was just.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Wondering, yes, Kevin, did you both still beings?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You can't swim.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I can't swim. That's that is correct, Jeff, I heard you.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You're explained about, like what kind of things could have
happened if you, like, where did you stop?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Josiah is taking lessons right now. I think Josiah needs
to teach Keva a full circle. That'd be amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I like it.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I just well, you guys are awesome and I appreciate
you guys every morning.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh you're awesome, Jeff, thanks for calling, Man Angela. What's up?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Good morning? So you guys you desperately need to watch
There's a show on ISBO Max. It's called The Righteous Gemstone.
The opening scene is I was hooked immediately. The opening
scene is they are over in China and they're doing
a mass baptism in a wave pool, and all of
(09:50):
a sudden, the pool malfunctions and everyone is just.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh, my gosh, the lights are going the exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh that's hysterical, that's so funny. What's going on Hannah High.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Hey, So I was baptized as an infant in the
Lutheran church and they forgot to fill the basin, and
so the pastor decided just to spit on his hands.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
The Holy Spirit is different.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
My god, Grandma didn't like that, so then he took
me to the bathroom right after and baptized me herself.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
A faucet.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Hold and Andrea, you gotta tell your daughter's baptism story.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Oh my gosh, this is a classic in our household.
When my youngest is baptized. She had on her beautiful dress,
white dress, tights, all the good stuff. She We're Lutherans,
so she's tiny, like three months old. We're in front
of the church, and she poops all up her back
and down her tights while we're standing in front of
(11:07):
the church. And I had to I had to hand
her to the pastor because the pastor will take the
baby and then baptize, and I like had to whisper
a warning to him, like be careful. She It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh my god, that's awful, poor pastor. Somebody made a
stinky exactly
Mojoe in the Morning Show. Did you ever watch that
movie Hot Tub Time Machine. I've seen it for sure,
anytime I hear anything that involves a hot tub for summer.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
And I got to be honest, I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Movie's John Cusack is in it.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Oh crap, I'm thinking of something totally like not her mind.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Honestly, it's all those It's like a bunch of goofballs
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's stars John Cusack, Craig Robinson, the guy from the Office,
Chevy Chase.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And it's a bunch of goof goofy people. It's funny.
So okay, so tell tell this story.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, so my friend shout out to my friends year.
His father is a pastor, and Sierra and I often
talk about our relationship with guy and I don't know
how we got on the topic yesterday of baptism, but
she was like, when when did you get.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Back to ze.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I was like, I don't know, man, when I was
like a baby or something. She was like, so you've
only been baptized. She's like, should I wasn't your christen it.
I'm like, no, I know the difference between the two.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So a lot of people like when you.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
A lot of people feel like when you're christened, that's
like your family's.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Way making a promise that they're going to raise you
as a believer.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And then yeah, clarity is key.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And then a lot of people feel like when you're baptized,
it's more of your family just saying like, Okay, he
gives his life to God. But a lot of people
acknowledge it when they're older. And now I'm making the
decision as a full grown adult that I'm making the
choice that God is the head of my life.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I haven't done that. You did both, lot, I haven't done.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Usually you don't see it in Catholic church, like I
go to Catholic church. I saw it in Chelsea's parents' church,
which was the They went to a non denominational born
again Christian church.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And so that was kind of it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But with that said, yeah, that was our conversation and
she's like, so you don't I'm like, no, I haven't
done it as an adult yet. And then she's like,
we it at my church and she said something I
never have heard before. Her father's church has a hot
tub and that is what they utilized to baptized people.
And in my mind, I've never really thought of the
(02:12):
temperature of water for some reason. I always thought it
was like either cold or like room temperature. But she
was like no, I'm like, you had the jets going.
She's like, she was like no, but it was it's warm,
like they eat it up and it makes for a
better experience.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess when you're does it look like a hot tub,
Like it looks like a hot tub, like a hot
like above ground. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, at Chelsea's family's church that she went to, she
went to a church, Grace Chapel, and they had they
had a big it looked basically it was like an
inflatable pool, like a big inflatable pool, but they had
it up and it was high like the altar was hair.
Then they had like a second level where you had
to go up there and then you'd look up and
(02:52):
they would be up top there and I was like,
oh my god, it's the balcony pool, you know what
I mean, or something like that, and people would go
up there and they'd get full on in it and stuff.
Because I got baptized as a little kid like you did,
and I look at pictures and it's like me just
getting christ Christian. But I've thought to myself, oh, that'd
be kind of cool to go and like get in
(03:14):
and do it. But then I also the kui that
swims with my shirt on.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You know, you do it with your shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, well I would have too. I'm not showing off
these man titties when I.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Did it, because I did it when I was a baby.
I was raised Catholic, yeah, and so of course in
the church, you know. And then when I did it
as an adult, I did it right after Lucy was born,
so like eleven years ago, and it was outside in
the church parking lot, and I think they had it
looked like like a like what horses like, un Like
a silver trough is what I think it was. But
(03:48):
I mean, as long as it's water, some people go
in the river, some people go in the ocean. We
had Smith, my ex husband, and I had Smith not
baptized but dedicated to the church because we want him
to be able to make that decision of being baptized
when he's old enough to understand. So we did this
for Lucy as well. But his I think it was
during COVID, I can't remember, but he got baptized in
(04:12):
my ex husband's kitchen sink, so that he was asking
about it recently too, because his new baby sister. I
think they're thinking about dedicating her or something. He made
mention of that and he's like, where was mine? I'm like,
in your dad's kitchen scene. It was very fancy.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I wonder if, like, are there like horror stories like baptized,
because I don't know how to you know what I mean,
there's some people have a fear of water.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I plugged my nose when they pushed me back, you know,
I do that.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I what's up, Shawna? Hi?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Hi. So my best friend growing her dad was the
pastor and we had a baptismal tank. It's like this
huge thing of water in the middle of the four
year at the church. So when everyone wanted, we would
go late at my and swim in it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh no, you can't that.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Yeahs would go over there. They would be like someone
was in the tank class like, oh dang, I wonder
who it was.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
To me though, that's like a sacrilege, Like you can't.
You can't all of a sudden just go randomly swimming
in the baptismal tank, you.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Know, why not.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And by the way, they can't also use the baptismal
tank as the same tank that they do their fair ground.
Let's dunk the pastor for money tank, you know. Eight
four four Mojo Live. Eight four four six sixty five
sixty five four eight is our telephone number.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
The text is nine five five zero zero.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I remember being an altar boy back in the day,
and we used to have to fill the holy water
in the There was at the start, you know, in
front of the church, right in front of the doors.
There was always there where you could make the Sign
of the Cross, do the holy water and some but
also the baptismal uh you know thing that they had there.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Like the water is that just regular water in a
Catholic church.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
They've told me that when we were filling it, we
would fill it with what was blessed water.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Starts and then they bless it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, but I remember Father Rich, Father Rich was like, guys,
gotta go fill it up. And all I kept thinking
to myself was, man, little did I know. Years later,
I'm still filling up bottles of water and like my
refrigerator and stuff like that. Like that starts as a
as a just a kid being an altar boy.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What's up, Derek, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Guys? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The morning? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Good morning? When you said man pities, I'm thinking about Midi's.
You can shorten it down to middiesdi.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You know what, that's going to be the new name
for it, Derek. I got to do that. I got
my Midi's showing. I do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
By the way, I have to tell you that that
was the most traumatizing thing ever. Was going on a
swimming birthday party with a bunch of friends and you
had to like take everybody was like swimming in the
wave pool that was the you know, Township wavepool, and
I was the kid with the big old fat, you
know body and stuff. I for some reason wouldcall that
(07:04):
anytime I'm around water. I don't like it. Do you
like taking your shirt off? A lot of people?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, it depends on I feel that day.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Like I hated in basketball shirts and skins too, where
they would where they make you know, you be on
separate teams, and the way that they tell the teams
apart is some guys have to be shirtless back outside.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
What's up, Hey, I just wanted to call and let
you know that in the Catholic Church, baptism is your parents. Typically,
it's your parents and your family choosing for you to
become one with the church, and then you're supposed to
be able to choose during confirmation. That's supposed to be
like you choosing for yourself to be a part of
(07:46):
the Catholic Church. But I think they still do it
too young, like kids don't know enough about their own personalities.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Yeah, I didn't have choice. My mom made me make
my confirmation.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
That guy didn't have a choice. Either we had to
get confirmed or we didn't graduate from our I went
to a private Catholic school unless we got confirmed.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I love the tradition of the Catholic Church, I really do.
But I also wish that I went to a church
like Sharon goes to. And Sharon, what do you call
your baptismal area there?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yes, her church called it to Jesus Chacuzzie.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, you know, don't you feel like every church needs
a Jesus Chacuzzie.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know, I like my Jesus. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
By the way, I would hope that they would turn
on these jets. He's sitting there going I'm feeling the
Lord right now. This is fantastic. Would you want to
ask Kevin Jeff, Hey.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Good morning, Kevin, good morning on the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
A question was just.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Wondering, yes, Kevin, did you both still beings?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You can't swim.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I can't swim. That's that is correct, Jeff, I heard you.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You're explained about, like what kind of things could have
happened if you, like, where did you stop?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Josiah is taking lessons right now. I think Josiah needs
to teach Keva a full circle. That'd be amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I like it.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I just well, you guys are awesome and I appreciate
you guys every morning.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh you're awesome, Jeff, thanks for calling, Man Angela. What's up?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Good morning? So you guys you desperately need to watch
There's a show on ISBO Max. It's called The Righteous Gemstone.
The opening scene is I was hooked immediately. The opening
scene is they are over in China and they're doing
a mass baptism in a wave pool, and all of
(09:50):
a sudden, the pool malfunctions and everyone is just.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh, my gosh, the lights are going the exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh that's hysterical, that's so funny. What's going on Hannah High.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Hey, So I was baptized as an infant in the
Lutheran church and they forgot to fill the basin, and
so the pastor decided just to spit on his hands.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
The Holy Spirit is different.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
My god, Grandma didn't like that, so then he took
me to the bathroom right after and baptized me herself.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
A faucet.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Hold and Andrea, you gotta tell your daughter's baptism story.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Oh my gosh, this is a classic in our household.
When my youngest is baptized. She had on her beautiful dress,
white dress, tights, all the good stuff. She We're Lutherans,
so she's tiny, like three months old. We're in front
of the church, and she poops all up her back
and down her tights while we're standing in front of
(11:07):
the church. And I had to I had to hand
her to the pastor because the pastor will take the
baby and then baptize, and I like had to whisper
a warning to him, like be careful. She It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh my god, that's awful, poor pastor. Somebody made a
stinky exactly
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