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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. It's
going to be an interesting time this weekend. God, I
want to be a fly on the freaking wall. I
don't know you ever feel this way sometimes? Do you
ever feel like you want to be a fly on
the wall when you have friends of yours that are
having to deal with some issues with their parents. Well,
(00:21):
our friend Lydia.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can't believe I'm twenty seven and this is a
topic that I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But here we are, here, we are, Lydia. Lydia has
got something interesting going on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, So we have the More Mojo podcast on Friday,
and Drew is coming into town for it, and he's
going to be staying for the entire weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Who be Drew.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Drew is a guy that I'm talking to at the moment.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
And he's coming in. Can we say where he's coming
in from?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes? Oh, he's coming in from Phoenix, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Drew is the infamous guy that we've talked about on
the show that idiot you know had We explained the
whole these nuts things, these nuts Drew.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
But then Lydia's.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Parents met him, and his family went to their house,
but doesn't your dad know that there's something going on
between the two of you guys?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
He knows that we're friends, so that's all he knows
as of now. And Drew and his dad texted my
dad letting him know that Drew was coming into town,
and so my dad was like, Oh, that's perfect, we
can all get breakfast together this weekend. And I was thinking, okay,
so we're going to go get breakfast on Sunday, but
I'm spending Friday and Saturday with Drew alone, so it's
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going to be really awkward.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wait, when your dad knows he's a friend, do you
think that your dad still got his you know, headed
in the clouds with what a friend means, a guy
friend means?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I think so, no, you think you don't think he
knows that it's more than that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm not going to tell him. Well, I haven't told him.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I guess that's the story here, is that I haven't
told him that I'm going to be spending Friday and
Saturday with him. But I think once I say that,
or if I were to, he's going to know that
there's something more going on?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Is your mom?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, science cool?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
My mom calls herself mother in law already haven't even
made the title of boyfriend or girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Somebody do real quick. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm just saying, you need to make it look like
you're in your bed with like a bunch of pillows
and like.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
He's going where I'm going.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Is it a situation where your mom would lie for
you and make it look like you were sleeping in
your bed full damn well, knowing that you were not there.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
She told me to lie.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's like, tell your dad that you're going out with
your friend Shimir for two days. And I'm like, that
is crazy for me to like explain that I'm going
to spend Friday and Saturday with a friend who already
lives here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Legends your mom would lie to your dad.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow, I told her I won't come home pregnant.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
She wanted her a baby to get her eggs.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Great, let me, I'll sleep in your bed for you.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'll act Actually can I can?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I tell you that this is an interesting one because
if your dad really likes him enough to make a
breakfast plan on Sunday, what if your dad were to
cancel breakfast plans on Sunday when you're not there on
Friday or Saturday, because he knows that you were doing
a little pre marital fornication.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I don't think he would cancel the plans.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Though, you don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, but if he thought that we were having sex,
he probably would.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, you're not having sex, you better not be. I'm
not Let's not do that. Let's wait till marriage.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
If you gon't go go all the way make it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Of course you would. You're the same guy that got
pink eye from some girl.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
On the air.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, and some people are texting and saying, my dad
knows now that we said it on the air.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You might know later. But he's still sleeping, I think.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And he does not listen right now.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He doesn't listen to us. He listens to the UH
station out of dearborn.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Key yea.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Sometimes you ever flipped through the dial and all of
a sudden you run across the station and you're like,
oh my god, this is al Jazeera, like.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Right or something like what is going on here? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So all right, so this is an interesting one. So
is anybody ever had to sneak out of the house
from their parents, like for a weekend, spend a weekend
with a boy eight four four Mojoe Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. I love
that mom also would lie for you, that she's willing
to put her relationship with your dad on the line.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Those are the stories I want to hear if you've
had if you have a mom that lied for.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You, now, that would piss him off more than anything.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
He'd be less pissed off at you and more pissed
off at his wife or doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh, I kind of like that.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What do you think that this, uh, this is going
to happen with I think it's interesting that Drew's dad
also contacted your dad.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's that show is very much respect.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
They're good friends now, that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is It's kind of nice. This is kind of nice.
It's an arranged marriage of sorts. But your dad actually
didn't know and his dad beforehand. You know, you kind
of introduce them to each other. This is the part
where Lydia can't talk to us during this topic because
she's got to grab phones too. You know, we multitab
get some multitasking during.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Cited that he's going to be hanging out with us
during the podcast on Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm talking about Drew Melodia's dad because.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We should have Lydia's dad there too, so we make
this podcast can get fun. It gets fun fast that way.
Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. The text is nine
five to five zero zero on this. This is why
I don't have daughters. God did not give me daughters
(05:40):
because I would have a hard time with something like this.
And it's funny because I'm very I definitely treat my
sons differently, you know, like Chelsea's the It's funny how
Chelsea is very strict with our sons where she won't
let them have their girlfriends stay over at the house
or boyfriends stay over at the house unless they're married.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Where I would be more well to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But if I had a daughter, should have a chastity
belt around that freaking thing.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
What's going on, Nicole Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (06:08):
So I have of my parents.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
My boyfriends because of Keldyann.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Canada very strength of me.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yes, So being what Lydia is Caldean, you have to
hide your relationships right until you're about to either get
married or something. Even I don't know more than that,
maybe have children right well, I.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
They know that I'm leaving him.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
They just don't know that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's so, where do they think you are at night?
Where do you do?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 10 (06:42):
I'm a nanny, so I just say I'm working overnight.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Family.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You lie to this the family that you nanny for help?
You lie?
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Uh no, But I finally.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
To do it.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Okay, Can I ask you a question because I know
and Lydia, please crackt if I'm wrong here with this information.
In the Kaldian culture, and I think there are some
other cultures that this is the case as well. You
cannot introduce a man to your dad in most cases
family unless it is very very serious and you're about
to get engaged, right sorry, yes, okay, yeah, So at
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that moment, aren't the dads like, well, where how have
you been? You know, how did this relationship happen to
the point where you know you're gonna want to spend
the rest of our test drive?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
They do not like test driving at all. They want
you to buy the car before you test drive, like.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
They have to know that over a certain course of
time there's been a relationship formerly.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't think they're dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think as the generations kind of grow and get
a little bit more modernized. I think it's gotten a
lot less strict, but I think that the daughters try
to keep it as clean as possible because they just
don't want their dad's going crazy. Like a lot of
my guy friends that are Keldyan. They are guys that
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because I have Keldy and guy friends that are in
their thirties all the way up to you know, fifties,
and a lot of the ones that have like daughters,
they're not dumb. They know what's going on, you know.
But I also think that they don't want their daughters
sleeping over at the other guy's house, you know, Shelly,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
So I agree with everything you guys are saying. However,
there's no harm in testing the chemistry because we all
know the best way for a successful, lasting marriage is
to find the G spot.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh God, you went from testing the chemistry to going
about the G spot.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't want to know about that.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
You can get over any argument, mojo, any issue, but.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
If they can't get to the G is it that spot?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yes, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm just saying, yes, yes, Lydia. Will you be testing? O? Lord,
what's up? Hannah or Hannah, what's going on.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Hey, I'm good. How are you guys good? What's going on?
Speaker 10 (09:03):
So we're I'm Albamian and growing up, we had to
lie to my dad. If you wanted to have a life,
you had to lie to my dad and my brother.
So when we were driving, I remembered his license plate
number just in case, so that when we were driving,
we would like duck if we were in the car
with a guy or anything, because he would know like
they were crazy. But it was more so just because
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we wanted to not embarrass them.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
But we had to live a little Yes, that is
so funny though, you had to duck in the car
because your dad or brother were driving.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Who are you more fearful of your dad or your brother?
My brother?
Speaker 10 (09:37):
I didn't want to tell him. I got engaged.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
That was so afraid.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Wow, that's wild. You got engaged and you're afraid to
tell him that. What's going on?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Darren?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
How you doing modro?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
First thing of first time? Hoddan?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah? Gotcha all right?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Darreon on the vone, Darren sounds like me trying to
put a sentence together today.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I guess so?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
So?
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Uh one time few years ago, When I first start
dating my girlfriend, I still with my parents and they
were all mad at me for something, and I ended
up sneaking my girlfriend in the house through the front
porch try to and then didn't know my dad was
still awake. He opened the front door. She tried to hide,
knocked something over and made a big bang, and he's like, oh,
(10:20):
something out there. I'm like, no, no, just that knocked
over or something. I walked inside. We're talking for a
little bit. Then I finally got her sneak in the window,
and they didn't know until literally a few months ago.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I just told them, Wow, that's wild, man. I gotta
tell you that that's pretty.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Bold to do that in to have, you know, the
whole sneaking in through a window type thing.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
But isn't this so tough as a parent of kids?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Who I mean, you have one that's about to get married,
and you have another that's in a very serious relationship.
And then Luke, like you said, is bringing home a
girl tonight, whether it's a girlfriend or not. Like you
want to meet the people that they are dating. You
want to meet the people that they are in a
relationship with, because you know, you you you're gonna have
feelings and opinions, and as the kid, I would want
(11:06):
my parents to go, uh, you know, to give me
their opinion.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I don't want them hiding it from me because to me,
if they're hiding it from me, they're not being careful
with what they're doing, you know.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
But also, if this is somebody that could potentially be
a part of your family, you want to get to
know them.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You want to absolutely, Hey, you're being voice disguised. A
is on the phone. You're kell Dean, Yes I am, Yeah,
so you know it.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, So I'm plugging in. And my dad's model about
life is don't tell anyone until you're finished, and so
that could apply to everything I guest. So I asked
him explicitly, when it comes to relationships, you don't want
me to tell you until I'm finished, until I'm married,
And he explicitly said.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yes, wow, So it's interesting. Don't tell them to you finish.
It's funny as a dad, that's the difference, because an
American dad, like americanized dad, like some white dude, would
honestly want to show off his gun collection so that
every guy knew that I'll kill you if you do
anything to my daughters. It's just understood in the Kaldean tradition,
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Caldian faith that hey, you doing anything with my daughters
not only got me to deal with, but you got
the brother to deal with too. Lydia, do you ever
wonder about your brother worried about, you know, with this guy, like,
how will your brother be with you?
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
My brother won't care my brother.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
At one point when I was dating a guy and
he got married, he actually got me and my boyfriend
a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh my god, who's this guy? To Tom? What did
you want to say? Okay, so it's not that you guys.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Every child game outfit that's listening.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Right now has a first puzzle that they have married.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Tom.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Do you call every day and use a different game?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
No, he's always Tom. This is Tom the funeral home guy. Yeah,
Tom knows. Tom lives out by me where all the
Caladeans live.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It is kind of interesting, isn't that I don't know
their first cousins, but they are married to a lot
of their cousins their first cousins.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
All right, this guy is a white guy. This guy
is a non Caldian guy.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
By the way, I'm just staying everyone that's listening out
there is probably spitting their coffee in their last they have.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
They have a cousins, cousin and Tom.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
What kind of cars there they driving? And what color
are the escalators? They're white, They're white.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, they like the guys drive the black ones, the
wives drive the white ones.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So okay, all right, we'll talk to you later. This
an interesting weekend for Lydia.
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. It's
going to be an interesting time this weekend. God, I
want to be a fly on the freaking wall. I
don't know you ever feel this way sometimes? Do you
ever feel like you want to be a fly on
the wall when you have friends of yours that are
having to deal with some issues with their parents. Well,
(00:21):
our friend Lydia.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can't believe I'm twenty seven and this is a
topic that I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But here we are, here, we are, Lydia. Lydia has
got something interesting going on this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, So we have the More Mojo podcast on Friday,
and Drew is coming into town for it, and he's
going to be staying for the entire weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Who be Drew.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Drew is a guy that I'm talking to at the moment.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
And he's coming in. Can we say where he's coming
in from?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes? Oh, he's coming in from Phoenix, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Drew is the infamous guy that we've talked about on
the show that idiot you know had We explained the
whole these nuts things, these nuts Drew.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
But then Lydia's.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Parents met him, and his family went to their house,
but doesn't your dad know that there's something going on
between the two of you guys?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
He knows that we're friends, so that's all he knows
as of now. And Drew and his dad texted my
dad letting him know that Drew was coming into town,
and so my dad was like, Oh, that's perfect, we
can all get breakfast together this weekend. And I was thinking, okay,
so we're going to go get breakfast on Sunday, but
I'm spending Friday and Saturday with Drew alone, so it's
(01:37):
going to be really awkward.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wait, when your dad knows he's a friend, do you
think that your dad still got his you know, headed
in the clouds with what a friend means, a guy
friend means?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I think so, no, you think you don't think he
knows that it's more than that.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm not going to tell him. Well, I haven't told him.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I guess that's the story here, is that I haven't
told him that I'm going to be spending Friday and
Saturday with him. But I think once I say that,
or if I were to, he's going to know that
there's something more going on?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Is your mom?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, science cool?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
My mom calls herself mother in law already haven't even
made the title of boyfriend or girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Somebody do real quick. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm just saying, you need to make it look like
you're in your bed with like a bunch of pillows
and like.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
He's going where I'm going.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Is it a situation where your mom would lie for
you and make it look like you were sleeping in
your bed full damn well, knowing that you were not there.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
She told me to lie.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's like, tell your dad that you're going out with
your friend Shimir for two days. And I'm like, that
is crazy for me to like explain that I'm going
to spend Friday and Saturday with a friend who already
lives here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Legends your mom would lie to your dad.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow, I told her I won't come home pregnant.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
She wanted her a baby to get her eggs.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Great, let me, I'll sleep in your bed for you.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'll act Actually can I can?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I tell you that this is an interesting one because
if your dad really likes him enough to make a
breakfast plan on Sunday, what if your dad were to
cancel breakfast plans on Sunday when you're not there on
Friday or Saturday, because he knows that you were doing
a little pre marital fornication.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I don't think he would cancel the plans.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Though, you don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, but if he thought that we were having sex,
he probably would.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, you're not having sex, you better not be. I'm
not Let's not do that. Let's wait till marriage.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
If you gon't go go all the way make it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Of course you would. You're the same guy that got
pink eye from some girl.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
On the air.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, and some people are texting and saying, my dad
knows now that we said it on the air.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You might know later. But he's still sleeping, I think.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And he does not listen right now.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He doesn't listen to us. He listens to the UH
station out of dearborn.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Key yea.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Sometimes you ever flipped through the dial and all of
a sudden you run across the station and you're like,
oh my god, this is al Jazeera, like.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Right or something like what is going on here? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So all right, so this is an interesting one. So
is anybody ever had to sneak out of the house
from their parents, like for a weekend, spend a weekend
with a boy eight four four Mojoe Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. I love
that mom also would lie for you, that she's willing
to put her relationship with your dad on the line.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Those are the stories I want to hear if you've
had if you have a mom that lied for.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You, now, that would piss him off more than anything.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
He'd be less pissed off at you and more pissed
off at his wife or doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh, I kind of like that.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What do you think that this, uh, this is going
to happen with I think it's interesting that Drew's dad
also contacted your dad.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's that show is very much respect.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
They're good friends now, that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is It's kind of nice. This is kind of nice.
It's an arranged marriage of sorts. But your dad actually
didn't know and his dad beforehand. You know, you kind
of introduce them to each other. This is the part
where Lydia can't talk to us during this topic because
she's got to grab phones too. You know, we multitab
get some multitasking during.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Cited that he's going to be hanging out with us
during the podcast on Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I'm talking about Drew Melodia's dad because.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We should have Lydia's dad there too, so we make
this podcast can get fun. It gets fun fast that way.
Eight four to four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. The text is nine
five to five zero zero on this. This is why
I don't have daughters. God did not give me daughters
(05:40):
because I would have a hard time with something like this.
And it's funny because I'm very I definitely treat my
sons differently, you know, like Chelsea's the It's funny how
Chelsea is very strict with our sons where she won't
let them have their girlfriends stay over at the house
or boyfriends stay over at the house unless they're married.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Where I would be more well to do that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But if I had a daughter, should have a chastity
belt around that freaking thing.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
What's going on, Nicole Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (06:08):
So I have of my parents.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
My boyfriends because of Keldyann.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Canada very strength of me.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yes, So being what Lydia is Caldean, you have to
hide your relationships right until you're about to either get
married or something. Even I don't know more than that,
maybe have children right well, I.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
They know that I'm leaving him.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
They just don't know that.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's so, where do they think you are at night?
Where do you do?
Speaker 9 (06:41):
So?
Speaker 10 (06:42):
I'm a nanny, so I just say I'm working overnight.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Family.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You lie to this the family that you nanny for help?
You lie?
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Uh no, But I finally.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
To do it.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Okay, Can I ask you a question because I know
and Lydia, please crackt if I'm wrong here with this information.
In the Kaldian culture, and I think there are some
other cultures that this is the case as well. You
cannot introduce a man to your dad in most cases
family unless it is very very serious and you're about
to get engaged, right sorry, yes, okay, yeah, So at
(07:20):
that moment, aren't the dads like, well, where how have
you been? You know, how did this relationship happen to
the point where you know you're gonna want to spend
the rest of our test drive?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
They do not like test driving at all. They want
you to buy the car before you test drive, like.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
They have to know that over a certain course of
time there's been a relationship formerly.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't think they're dumb.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think as the generations kind of grow and get
a little bit more modernized. I think it's gotten a
lot less strict, but I think that the daughters try
to keep it as clean as possible because they just
don't want their dad's going crazy. Like a lot of
my guy friends that are Keldyan. They are guys that
(08:02):
because I have Keldy and guy friends that are in
their thirties all the way up to you know, fifties,
and a lot of the ones that have like daughters,
they're not dumb. They know what's going on, you know.
But I also think that they don't want their daughters
sleeping over at the other guy's house, you know, Shelly,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
So I agree with everything you guys are saying. However,
there's no harm in testing the chemistry because we all
know the best way for a successful, lasting marriage is
to find the G spot.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh God, you went from testing the chemistry to going
about the G spot.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't want to know about that.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
You can get over any argument, mojo, any issue, but.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
If they can't get to the G is it that spot?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yes, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm just saying, yes, yes, Lydia. Will you be testing? O? Lord,
what's up? Hannah or Hannah, what's going on.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Hey, I'm good. How are you guys good? What's going on?
Speaker 10 (09:03):
So we're I'm Albamian and growing up, we had to
lie to my dad. If you wanted to have a life,
you had to lie to my dad and my brother.
So when we were driving, I remembered his license plate
number just in case, so that when we were driving,
we would like duck if we were in the car
with a guy or anything, because he would know like
they were crazy. But it was more so just because
(09:24):
we wanted to not embarrass them.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
But we had to live a little Yes, that is
so funny though, you had to duck in the car
because your dad or brother were driving.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Who are you more fearful of your dad or your brother?
My brother?
Speaker 10 (09:37):
I didn't want to tell him. I got engaged.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
That was so afraid.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Wow, that's wild. You got engaged and you're afraid to
tell him that. What's going on?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Darren?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
How you doing modro?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
First thing of first time? Hoddan?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah? Gotcha all right?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Darreon on the vone, Darren sounds like me trying to
put a sentence together today.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I guess so?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
So?
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Uh one time few years ago, When I first start
dating my girlfriend, I still with my parents and they
were all mad at me for something, and I ended
up sneaking my girlfriend in the house through the front
porch try to and then didn't know my dad was
still awake. He opened the front door. She tried to hide,
knocked something over and made a big bang, and he's like, oh,
(10:20):
something out there. I'm like, no, no, just that knocked
over or something. I walked inside. We're talking for a
little bit. Then I finally got her sneak in the window,
and they didn't know until literally a few months ago.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I just told them, Wow, that's wild, man. I gotta
tell you that that's pretty.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Bold to do that in to have, you know, the
whole sneaking in through a window type thing.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
But isn't this so tough as a parent of kids?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Who I mean, you have one that's about to get married,
and you have another that's in a very serious relationship.
And then Luke, like you said, is bringing home a
girl tonight, whether it's a girlfriend or not. Like you
want to meet the people that they are dating. You
want to meet the people that they are in a
relationship with, because you know, you you you're gonna have
feelings and opinions, and as the kid, I would want
(11:06):
my parents to go, uh, you know, to give me
their opinion.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I don't want them hiding it from me because to me,
if they're hiding it from me, they're not being careful
with what they're doing, you know.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
But also, if this is somebody that could potentially be
a part of your family, you want to get to
know them.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You want to absolutely, Hey, you're being voice disguised. A
is on the phone. You're kell Dean, Yes I am, Yeah,
so you know it.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, So I'm plugging in. And my dad's model about
life is don't tell anyone until you're finished, and so
that could apply to everything I guest. So I asked
him explicitly, when it comes to relationships, you don't want
me to tell you until I'm finished, until I'm married,
And he explicitly said.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yes, wow, So it's interesting. Don't tell them to you finish.
It's funny as a dad, that's the difference, because an
American dad, like americanized dad, like some white dude, would
honestly want to show off his gun collection so that
every guy knew that I'll kill you if you do
anything to my daughters. It's just understood in the Kaldean tradition,
(12:16):
Caldian faith that hey, you doing anything with my daughters
not only got me to deal with, but you got
the brother to deal with too. Lydia, do you ever
wonder about your brother worried about, you know, with this guy, like,
how will your brother be with you?
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
My brother won't care my brother.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
At one point when I was dating a guy and
he got married, he actually got me and my boyfriend
a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh my god, who's this guy? To Tom? What did
you want to say? Okay, so it's not that you guys.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Every child game outfit that's listening.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Right now has a first puzzle that they have married.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Tom.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Do you call every day and use a different game?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
No, he's always Tom. This is Tom the funeral home guy. Yeah,
Tom knows. Tom lives out by me where all the
Caladeans live.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It is kind of interesting, isn't that I don't know
their first cousins, but they are married to a lot
of their cousins their first cousins.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
All right, this guy is a white guy. This guy
is a non Caldian guy.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
By the way, I'm just staying everyone that's listening out
there is probably spitting their coffee in their last they have.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
They have a cousins, cousin and Tom.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
What kind of cars there they driving? And what color
are the escalators? They're white, They're white.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, they like the guys drive the black ones, the
wives drive the white ones.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
So okay, all right, we'll talk to you later. This
an interesting weekend for Lydia.
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