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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Mojoe in the Morning show injuries to the
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family who got injured my cousin Elena.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is back back back in the day when I
was a wee little lad. I don't even think I
was like ten years old. So, like we mentioned, my
mom's birthday was on Sunday and a lot of our
family came to church. Elena was one of those family
members that came to church. And I've mentioned Elena before
when my grandma beat her ass with a broom. Ye yes, yes,
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Elena is like one of my favorite cousins.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We spent some time.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We spent a lot of time with my grandmother and
my memory. We lived with her for a couple of
years and Elena lived with her as well. And growing
up with Elena, that was like that was my dog.
Like Elena is a few years older than me, that
was my favorite cousin, used to do everything with.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Anymore, still my favorite cousin.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Gerard kind of like replaced her because like I'm older,
but like Elena is like that's my dog.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She'll always to have a special place in my heart.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So we get to talking just as we always do
about man, remember Elena, Like we used to go to
the carnivals, like Elena was like my person. Melinda, my sister,
used to go with her sister Brandy, but Lena was
always my person. So we're reminiscing, we're talking about a
lot of stuff. She was like, you remember when you
bit a hole in my stomach. I said, what, Like
that doesn't seem like something I would forget. She's like, yes,
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you bit a hole in my stomach. It was the
only time we've ever fought, our first and last time.
I'm like, dog, I do not remember this at all,
Like what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
She said.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I was young and I was always like a happy child.
But once like you took my toy or something like that.
She said, she took something and I chased her around
the house, got upstairs, cornered her, and I don't know
if she tried to lunge at me or hold me,
but I went pitbull, lockjaw on her stomach and big
and with not let go. She lifted up her stomach.
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In church, it's a dent in her stomach on one side,
Oh my god, where you can literally see like it's
not it's not like one side, it's not like the other,
Like you can see like indention literally in her stomach
where it's like it's dentic.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What is that all about?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Don't I was young and that was probably the only
thing I could do was like bite her.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
She said, I locked on. I wouldn't let go. She
was screaming and crying.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
My grandma had to come upstairs with the jaws of
life and try me open like it was a real thing.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Bro, can you actually bite somebody's skin off?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Has that ever happened? Has anybody had somebody like I
hear I hear people like, uh, somebody said that they
got a like attactives and story in New York where
a person was like walking down the street in New
York and like the Bronx or whatever, and I don't
know if it was homeless guy or whatever bit ended
up biting the person adult. I'm going straight to the hospital. Yeah,
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Like I'm getting every shot medium. I'm gonna be like,
you give me technic, you give me COVID, you give
me a flu shot, you give me whatever, thenk yeah,
raby shot. Have you ever injured like or got injured
by a family member?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Though?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah you have.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Me and my sister used to fight.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, shout out Alison.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I remember we were fighting when we were both getting
ready in our bathroom and I took my curlying iron
and I sizzled her.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I know?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It was really bad. I got crapped. Oh my god,
you sizzled her skin. She made me mad on her
shoulder or like her arm? Don she probably stells the
star raised. Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She used to push me down the stairs like we
really fought.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh yeah, we were big hair pullers, but that was like,
you know, that's normal with sisters.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wizzled. Were you in trouble? Did you get in trouble
for that? Of course I was in trouble. What kind
of a punishment did you get for that one? Probably
no phone? If I had Oh my god, that's crazy.
Those burns hurt really bad. That's what I had in
my hand. I don't know, it's just what I got
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a lot of, like iron scars. To this day, I.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Don't inviting much better.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I mean, you like you like Cannibal bro.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You took your iron and grilled cheese her head, flash
in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Pancho's brother stapled him? Where did he wait? Where did.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
He didn't staple me? I had to go get staples.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh, I thought, wait, what did your What did he do?
I thought he stayed. I thought he actually put a
stapler through you.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
No, he's too back in the day. I I don't
know if you guys remember what J Joe's were.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah, actually.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah. They used to come with a green, hard, green
plastic case. My brother dow that at me up one
day and I had to go get staples in the
back of my head because I wouldn't have give him
a toy you wanted.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh my god, he was that much into that toy. Wow, man,
what's up, Paris? Are you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
When you guys said this, I reflected every morning when
I look in the mirror, I see a bike mark
from this kid. I used to hitlock wrestling because I
took Marshal Larks and he did it when I was
like eight or nine years old, and I can still
see it to this day and I'm fifty three.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh my god, you still got the mark right there.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I still have the mark.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Top and bottom. He said, Wow, hold on, Sydney, what
does your brother.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Do to you? We're standing in the kitchen and the
soul was done because I was cooking.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
He stuck a metal fork on the fire and then
stuck it to my arm.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, she got so much. Is he in
jail right now?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
No, he's not.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh my god, that's awful. You the scar, it bubbled up.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yeah, it bubbled up and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh god, what's up, David? How you doing morning? How
are you? We're okay, David. We're talking about the injuries
that family members gave you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Me and my brother we get home from school. I'm
about thirteen years old, so I'm coming home from Jones
Junior High and we get to arguing, and then my
mom says, you know what, boys go.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Out back and fight it out. So we go out
back and fight it out.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
We're fighting and our dog is outside on the leash
and my brother pushes me and I fall on top
of the dog and my nuggets got bit and I
had sixteen stitches in my nugget.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh my god, sixteens. Did they have to like stitch
them together? Did they split?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah? It My inner sack fell completely.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh my god, what he lost his sack? Yeah? Well,
his balls are bouncing on the ground. Oh, oh my god.
That's awful. Lydia, did you call the person who bit
his sister's nipple off. Yeah, I call that one. That's
a that's a good one. Oh my god, Kirk cousin
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stabbed me through where what part of your body with
a pencil? Kurt?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh yeah, sorry, it doesn't stand it to a leg right.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
With a pencil? Was it a number two?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Though?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's all that meant was.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
He disguised that his plans were saying it seems really
cool to be tickled on your leg with a pencil.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And he had me do it to him first, and
then he gave it to me. But he made it
maybe one sweat before he just drove it in.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I guess it's like.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Thought, that's crazy. What an a whole moment there? Hold on, Tara,
what did your brother do to your nipple?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
No, it wasn't my nipple with my sister?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
What did he do my brother? So my sister is
really evil.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
She used to like scratch and pencilly bad and my
brother got.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Really mad one day and so she kept doing.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
It to him and he bit her n.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Does she have no nipple there now or did they
somehow put it back? I don't you don't know. Oh
my god, could you imagine all of a sudden you're
with a girl and you're like, there's no nipple right
there like my brother. Oh, you gotta be like best precision.
Oh god, hold on, Look who's on the phone with
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us right now? Elena is on Hello. What's up Lane?
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
First time long, No welcome Elena. We would like you
to bite him back. Can you please show?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:40):
I will definitely.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I think that you got to get back at him
for the marks that he's still cost to your body.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I will.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I do have a small little chunk out my stomach
and I showed him on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, I told you he was. He was not the
sweet guy that he is now, was he?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
And to clean it up.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
The broom stick was plastic grandma had.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
When was was that before? After the wooden one? I
thought you gotta beat with the wooden one.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
No, those were switches that we had to go pick
ourselves from the tree.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I need her to be the head of discipline for
the mojo of the marketing shown. We love you, take
care of yourself. Hold on saying, Heather's got one last
one here, Heather, what did your brother do?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:35):
First time on time? Okay, So it all started out
when I was born. My mom called and talked to
my grandma with my brother, and he said, I'm bringing
your sister home, and he said nobly for there he
was to a couple of years later, he took me
behind the chair and cut off half of my hair.
Then he closed me up in a like a stroller
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and cut the tip of my finger off, and I
was yep, I was sipping on a kitchen chair and
he pulled it out for me. And I've got scar
on my chins and a star on my cheeks from
both times when he did it and had to get digets. Oh,
he did not want me around. He put root beer
or he put red poisoning in some root beer and had.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Me drink it.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
The last thing he did, yep, I had to have
my thought pumped twice. The last thing he did, when
we were probably I don't know. I was probably five
and he was probably seven. He put deasting in an
orangee jug and I poured it into a cup and
heavy drink.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh, poor mom.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Yep. He did not want anything to do with me
until he went to college and I wasn't here in
high school and then we've been tell you ever since.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Can terrible. Can I tell you that's one of those
ones where you go, Okay, this kid needs to be
like in a mental hospital or something like that. I mean,
I'm never drinking like that's he gives you. That's like
Jeffrey Damers, you know what I mean. I'm Jeffrey Dahmer's
sister in the Wow, it's crazy. Oh my god. Well,
thank you for the call. Appreciate you're alive.