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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I wonder with Megan, you know, doing a like a
nine to fiver job like and not doing the radio job,
will this mean for you a better robust love life,
because I.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Wondered if it will give you more time to.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Go out and date knowing that, oh my god, yeah,
you don't have to be in bed at an early
hour check your sphin.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I can do school night dates.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But you know what I learned today, though.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I will not run at the next job. If it
requires running, count me out. I'm never putting that effort
in ever again.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know, you know it's funny real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It makes me when I have to have a day
like this where I have to run for work purposes,
because I don't run for any purposes, It makes me
realize I gotta get better cardio in my life.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm in an Oxford button down and an underwire ball
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I am actually pissed.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And these genes were pressed and they are too tight
because I threw them in the dryer.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You look good, though, doesn't she look great?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah? She ran unless she had the run. What a
day for you.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We weren't revealing that information, but you didn't have to
say it was true.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I didn't think I was gonna say this day. I
thought I would cry say thanks for the opportunity. But
I am so grateful that today is my last day.
I cannot wait to get out of here and get
away from you a hole.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wow. Okay, so about dating, because you really.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
The worst part is it kinda is a little poopy here,
So I will end with the poop. I gave you
a taste of the end of the story. So I
was on Hinge. I was talking to a guy and
one of my prompts on Hinge, because if you're on
there you can have like different questions that people can
respond to. It was tell me your funniest like red flag,
(01:49):
like what is your deal breaker that's like not super serious,
but you actually believe in it. And this guy replied
back with if you eat in bed, it's a red flag,
and I go, bitch, that's my favorite pastime. I love
me a snack and nap. Like, you will not stop
this girl from getting cozy, turning the lights off, turning
on TikTok, and shoving food in her mouth like it's
(02:10):
never gonna stop. Well, okay, t M I today ken
apparently it might be.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
My time of the month.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So my snack a choice with chocolate, and I had
some chocolate on the bedside table.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I woke up this.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Morning Mary well yes, and melted chocolate in my bed
and it looks like a poopstain on my sheets.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I went, you know what, he might be right?
I think I am the problem. Do we all have
food by the side of our beds or I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Trust anybody who doesn't feel I did.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Have a smorest pop tart in bed.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Best West made them for him, but I ended up
stealing one.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It was it was yummy. I'm not allowed to eat
in my bed. You what happened? My wife?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
My wife like she forbids food and all the bedrooms,
the boys bedrooms and our bedroom.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No food in the bed you cannot.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
So many those boys will have some secret snacks in
the bed room a case.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Those kids probably do. They probably have stuff. They sneak
stuff in there. Actually, when we clean out Luke's room
after he's home on a break or home during the summertime,
I mean, you got Dorido bags, you got cans, all stuff.
But with me, I think the only thing I've ever
eaten in our bed over the last I don't know.
Six months is like a my Starbucks door dash or
something like that. Had had had Starbucks suff but I don't.
(03:29):
I don't really eat. But with you eating chocolate and
you wake up with the chocolate, how much of you
For a second thought, Oh my god, I crapt the
a big.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Part because it was a Sounders dark chocolate wrapped caramel.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Those things are big, so it realistically looks like.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It was a big and I straight up but you
know how, sometimes there's a little sting and you're like, Okay,
these are going to be like my self tanning sheet,
so they're ruined, but like, I don't have to throw them.
What Yeah, there's so much melted chocolate on their streets
that I'm like, oh, that's there's some in there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Do you have backup sheets or do you wash the
same sheets and then put them right back on the bed.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I have seventeen sets of sheets, Yes, I don't here.
I got soak sheets. I got flannel sheets for the winter,
soak shoots for the summer, brown sheets that I wear
when I faked tan. I have the white sheets. When
somebody's coming over and you're like, yeah, you'm an adult.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like I have all different types, so you don't change
them up.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You should have had your brown sheets for this one.
But I know, no, no, I don't know how many
sheets we have.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
White and white.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I have two sets of sheets, that's it. What Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I think Chelsea has like maybe multiples, like we probably
have three total if that, but maybe two. But she does.
It's Thursday night, that is Thursday is the change the
bed day.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Satin sheets for the summer when you sleep, make a
dull sheets for the winter when it's cold. The fake tan,
fake tan, those are your round those and then the
white ones are when you're trying to impress people that
you're a real adult.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Have you ever slid off the bed when you've had those?
Have you?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't turn the A on in the summer most
of the time. So as hot as hell? Wait, box
fane in the window.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
With the chocolate sheets that you have.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
If you have the chocolate sheets in the bed and
that guy was hot enough that he you want to
invite him over to your place, are you changing your
sheets or are you explaining to him that that was chocolate?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Why would I not change I just told you I
have seventeen What if time did not allow and you
found yourselves back at your apartment. Like I feel like
in that situation, I grab one of those Saunders chocolates.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Bring it in bed and then pretend that it just happened.
Or like you have to do something. You go to
the kitchen or a tidestick.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You go to the cop or sell sit down and
you got to get a little more comfortable. You go
to the cop go change up clothes and switch the sheets.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You go to that cop.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
What if he picks you up? What if he's romantic
and he carries you to the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's this is what happens when I get picked up,
somebody goes.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I go pump you down, get out, legs, get up,
and you struggle a little bit, get out?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Can I tell you something on sex? To me would
be so important. I would still have sex with a
girl who I thought crap. I have no problem with it,
but I wouldn't know what's up. Brittany, Hi Hi.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I was gonna say, I'm totally with Kelsey on not
letting anyone eat in the bedrooms because the only thing
I let my boyfriend eat and bad is ice cream
because it doesn't make crumbs.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh yeah, but it could make stains.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Vanilla ice cream, right, it's gotta have it, although looks
like something else and you don't want that, Becky, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Becky?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I just wanted to let Megan know that the chocolate
will come.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Out of your sheet.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It will. You do not have to worry about it staining.
What do you what do you use? Shout?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, shout or tiede? It comes right out at clean
it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know what I found? Dawn dishwashing and we're bad back?
Did they cut out? I think they cut out again?
Oh no, Now I'm curious what his favorite type of
laundry detortione is. It does smell good. Hold on, here's
Megan mix, Megan mixed? Wait mojes finish you are you
(07:12):
cut off? But finish what you were saying? What's your
favorite laundry detergent? Dawn dishwashing soap? Get everything out. If
you want grease stains out of things, you put a
little dawn on there, rub it in and then rub
it out. We still on a yep? Okay, are what
am I on? Am I on your home phone? Right there?
You were on my phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh hold on, let me we'll put it on the
station line.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, real quick, this is this has been this has been.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Uh a poop in the bed broadcast today?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hold on right now, all right, here, here we go, Dad,
pick me up? Am I on live? You were on
We're on live.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Guys. Shannon just said during the time that you couldn't
hear us that she poops the bed all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Oh, Tom, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Tom? I just wanted to say all of you are
eating the wrong things in bed. The bed's not for
eating food for something else.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Wait, I know Megan, Megan should not be eating He says,
hold on here, tell I'm going to pass the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Tell Megan, all.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Right, who's on the phone in bed that the bed's
not for eating foods, for eating something else. Wait, ow,
y'all have a good day. Megan's been great listening to
you all these years.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
She said, love you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It's because he's making the broadcast sound so bad.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Now, yeah, this is this is exactly what I envisioned
for a last time.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yes, let me tell you something. There will be an
end to this guy's career over here. When that end happens,
if it's on this show, I'm coming back for another week.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because I am not ending this way. I used to
go out this way. To be fair, It's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
This is honestly, this is almost like Jordan's career. He
went down as a wizard. I feel like we're going
down as a Wait. I know why this is fun.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I don't have to be in the follow up meetings
about how to prevent this in the future, So I
just did you enjoy the ride and go?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's not my problem. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Do you know how many of those follow up meetings
I've been in?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh my gosh,
I wonder with Megan, you know, doing a like a
nine to fiver job like and not doing the radio job,
will this mean for you a better robust love life,
because I.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Wondered if it will give you more time to.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Go out and date knowing that, oh my god, yeah,
you don't have to be in bed at an early
hour check your sphin.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I can do school night dates.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But you know what I learned today, though.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I will not run at the next job. If it
requires running, count me out. I'm never putting that effort
in ever again.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You know, you know it's funny real quick.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It makes me when I have to have a day
like this where I have to run for work purposes,
because I don't run for any purposes, It makes me
realize I gotta get better cardio in my life.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Bitch.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm in an Oxford button down and an underwire ball
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I am actually pissed.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And these genes were pressed and they are too tight
because I threw them in the dryer.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You look good, though, doesn't she look great?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah? She ran unless she had the run. What a
day for you.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We weren't revealing that information, but you didn't have to
say it was true.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I didn't think I was gonna say this day. I
thought I would cry say thanks for the opportunity. But
I am so grateful that today is my last day.
I cannot wait to get out of here and get
away from you a hole.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wow. Okay, so about dating, because you really.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
The worst part is it kinda is a little poopy here,
So I will end with the poop. I gave you
a taste of the end of the story. So I
was on Hinge. I was talking to a guy and
one of my prompts on Hinge, because if you're on
there you can have like different questions that people can
respond to. It was tell me your funniest like red flag,
(01:49):
like what is your deal breaker that's like not super serious,
but you actually believe in it. And this guy replied
back with if you eat in bed, it's a red flag,
and I go, bitch, that's my favorite pastime. I love
me a snack and nap. Like, you will not stop
this girl from getting cozy, turning the lights off, turning
on TikTok, and shoving food in her mouth like it's
(02:10):
never gonna stop. Well, okay, t M I today ken
apparently it might be.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
My time of the month.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So my snack a choice with chocolate, and I had
some chocolate on the bedside table.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I woke up this.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Morning Mary well yes, and melted chocolate in my bed
and it looks like a poopstain on my sheets.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I went, you know what, he might be right?
I think I am the problem. Do we all have
food by the side of our beds or I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Trust anybody who doesn't feel I did.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Have a smorest pop tart in bed.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Best West made them for him, but I ended up
stealing one.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It was it was yummy. I'm not allowed to eat
in my bed. You what happened? My wife?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
My wife like she forbids food and all the bedrooms,
the boys bedrooms and our bedroom.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No food in the bed you cannot.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
So many those boys will have some secret snacks in
the bed room a case.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Those kids probably do. They probably have stuff. They sneak
stuff in there. Actually, when we clean out Luke's room
after he's home on a break or home during the summertime,
I mean, you got Dorido bags, you got cans, all stuff.
But with me, I think the only thing I've ever
eaten in our bed over the last I don't know.
Six months is like a my Starbucks door dash or
something like that. Had had had Starbucks suff but I don't.
(03:29):
I don't really eat. But with you eating chocolate and
you wake up with the chocolate, how much of you
For a second thought, Oh my god, I crapt the
a big.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Part because it was a Sounders dark chocolate wrapped caramel.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Those things are big, so it realistically looks like.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It was a big and I straight up but you
know how, sometimes there's a little sting and you're like, Okay,
these are going to be like my self tanning sheet,
so they're ruined, but like, I don't have to throw them.
What Yeah, there's so much melted chocolate on their streets
that I'm like, oh, that's there's some in there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Do you have backup sheets or do you wash the
same sheets and then put them right back on the bed.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I have seventeen sets of sheets, Yes, I don't here.
I got soak sheets. I got flannel sheets for the winter,
soak shoots for the summer, brown sheets that I wear
when I faked tan. I have the white sheets. When
somebody's coming over and you're like, yeah, you'm an adult.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Like I have all different types, so you don't change
them up.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You should have had your brown sheets for this one.
But I know, no, no, I don't know how many
sheets we have.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
White and white.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I have two sets of sheets, that's it. What Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I think Chelsea has like maybe multiples, like we probably
have three total if that, but maybe two. But she does.
It's Thursday night, that is Thursday is the change the
bed day.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Satin sheets for the summer when you sleep, make a
dull sheets for the winter when it's cold. The fake tan,
fake tan, those are your round those and then the
white ones are when you're trying to impress people that
you're a real adult.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Have you ever slid off the bed when you've had those?
Have you?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't turn the A on in the summer most
of the time. So as hot as hell? Wait, box
fane in the window.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
With the chocolate sheets that you have.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
If you have the chocolate sheets in the bed and
that guy was hot enough that he you want to
invite him over to your place, are you changing your
sheets or are you explaining to him that that was chocolate?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Why would I not change I just told you I
have seventeen What if time did not allow and you
found yourselves back at your apartment. Like I feel like
in that situation, I grab one of those Saunders chocolates.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Bring it in bed and then pretend that it just happened.
Or like you have to do something. You go to
the kitchen or a tidestick.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You go to the cop or sell sit down and
you got to get a little more comfortable. You go
to the cop go change up clothes and switch the sheets.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You go to that cop.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
What if he picks you up? What if he's romantic
and he carries you to the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That's this is what happens when I get picked up,
somebody goes.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I go pump you down, get out, legs, get up,
and you struggle a little bit, get out?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Can I tell you something on sex? To me would
be so important. I would still have sex with a
girl who I thought crap. I have no problem with it,
but I wouldn't know what's up. Brittany, Hi Hi.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I was gonna say, I'm totally with Kelsey on not
letting anyone eat in the bedrooms because the only thing
I let my boyfriend eat and bad is ice cream
because it doesn't make crumbs.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh yeah, but it could make stains.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Vanilla ice cream, right, it's gotta have it, although looks
like something else and you don't want that, Becky, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Becky?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I just wanted to let Megan know that the chocolate
will come.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Out of your sheet.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It will. You do not have to worry about it staining.
What do you what do you use? Shout?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, shout or tiede? It comes right out at clean
it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know what I found? Dawn dishwashing and we're bad back?
Did they cut out? I think they cut out again?
Oh no, Now I'm curious what his favorite type of
laundry detortione is. It does smell good. Hold on, here's
Megan mix, Megan mixed? Wait mojes finish you are you
(07:12):
cut off? But finish what you were saying? What's your
favorite laundry detergent? Dawn dishwashing soap? Get everything out. If
you want grease stains out of things, you put a
little dawn on there, rub it in and then rub
it out. We still on a yep? Okay, are what
am I on? Am I on your home phone? Right there?
You were on my phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh hold on, let me we'll put it on the
station line.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, real quick, this is this has been this has been.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Uh a poop in the bed broadcast today?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hold on right now, all right, here, here we go, Dad,
pick me up? Am I on live? You were on
We're on live.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Guys. Shannon just said during the time that you couldn't
hear us that she poops the bed all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Oh, Tom, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Tom? I just wanted to say all of you are
eating the wrong things in bed. The bed's not for
eating food for something else.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Wait, I know Megan, Megan should not be eating He says,
hold on here, tell I'm going to pass the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Tell Megan, all.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Right, who's on the phone in bed that the bed's
not for eating foods, for eating something else. Wait, ow,
y'all have a good day. Megan's been great listening to
you all these years.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
She said, love you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It's because he's making the broadcast sound so bad.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Now, yeah, this is this is exactly what I envisioned
for a last time.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yes, let me tell you something. There will be an
end to this guy's career over here. When that end happens,
if it's on this show, I'm coming back for another week.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Because I am not ending this way. I used to
go out this way. To be fair, It's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
This is honestly, this is almost like Jordan's career. He
went down as a wizard. I feel like we're going
down as a Wait. I know why this is fun.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I don't have to be in the follow up meetings
about how to prevent this in the future, So I
just did you enjoy the ride and go?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's not my problem. I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Do you know how many of those follow up meetings
I've been in?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh my gosh,
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