Is It Rude to Have Sex in Someone Else's House?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I want to tell his story, and I want to
ask you, guys, do you think it's rude to have
sex in someone else's house. Here's the story. So a
buddy of mine had some friends stay with him this
past weekend. It was a buddy that stayed with him.
That is it, guys.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Is funny.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
This guy's forty seven, forty eight years old, and he's
dating this twenty eight year old girl that he recently met.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
And his parents live in town here, but he lives
in New York.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
So he came to town and did not want to
stay with his parents because he thought it was very
awkward to bring home this young girl to the parents'
house and spend the night. And yet he didn't want
to go get a hotel. So instead of going to
get a hotel, he stayed at mutual friend's house. When
they were there staying in that house, they were staying
in a guest room. But he found out that this

(00:55):
guy was having sex with this young twenty something year
old girl while they were up in the morning getting
out and about and getting their shower and all that
stuff in So they had sex in his shower. So
he pointed out a group text to all of us,
including him, and said, he is a rude mother effort.
He had sex in his in his bathroom and in

(01:16):
the you know, the bathroom there in his house. Is
it rude to have sex in somebody else's house? If
you're a guest in someone's house, is it rude to
go and have sex there. Here's the part that I
thought was the most interesting when he was arguing about
them having sex, because people were like, well, how do
you know if they're not having sex in you know,
the bed and stuff like that. He said, the shower
is one thing though. It's the same shower that his

(01:39):
kids shower in. Oh, it's okay, it's the mutual bathroom
shower that they have for all the rooms upstairs in
his house.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I was going to say, when I have people stay
with me, I assume that they're having Like I'm washing
the sheets no matter what, I am washing the sheets,
whether I think you did or I think you didn't,
there getting washed as soon as you leave. So like,
but a shower, Like if they were showering and the
kids shower and I knew that was happening, I think
I'd be pretty upset. That's different, he said, even though

(02:07):
you can clean it, it's still like.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
One of the group tax actually is one of our
buddies who sent what looked like it was actually rain drops.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
It was one of the fishes.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It looked like rain drops, But he meant his He says,
there's a little sperms all over the shower right now.
His kids ain't the only kids in there. Exactly is
it rude to have sex in someone else's house?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Craig High, Hey, I'm going to say no. I think
you know, it depends on the house. Like at the
parents for sure. I mean, you don't want your parents
hearing you have sex. But if it's just a buddy's house,
I mean you might want to ask him. But I
just assumed, you know, I would say, I would just
assume that that's a possibility.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really, So you think if you have people that are
staying as house guests that they're having sex anyway?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Probably, yeah, I mean, especially if it's a forty seven
year old and a twenty eight or twenty six whatever
you said. I said to him, I'm gonna assume that
that's happening.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm like I said to him, I go, why did
he not just day it like there's a couple of
hotels and stuff, And he said, because there was like
a some kind of a holiday rate that was like
crazy at the hotels.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I think it's so rude. Yeah, it is to sleep
in my's house. Yeah, I don't like listen, listen.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't think there's anything different than them having sex
and in the bed and you you pooping in the bed.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I know that sounds weird. The toilet. No, you're leaving
behind bodily stuff. It's not the same. Jeremy, how are
you doing?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Joe?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
This is going to be kind of weird. I've had
more sex at my at my mom's house in Florida
than I have at home after thirty years of marriage.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Were really wait, where does your mom have a place
in Florida?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't know what what what turns her around about
being at my mom's house.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Kidding, So your wife gets more into you when she's
down in the sun. Probably right, she's down in Florida.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
So it down then she wants my mom to hear.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Maybe that's that's what does it for her.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
So so quick question for you.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We're in Florida. We're in Florida. Is mom is she
like in Naples or something?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Or where is she? And where Tampa?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Tampa? Oh my god, that's so funny. So you go
down and visit your mom down in Tampa and your
wife turns into a wild woman. That's fantastic. That sounds great.
Uh what's up, Cody High?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hey guys, how you doing that?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah? Pretty good?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Uh yeah, I got six bedrooms in the house and
buddy's house sitting for me, and he decided to take
a girl over and bug in my bed.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh that's now, that's definitely wrong. That is wrong. It's
got to be off limits. Wait where were you that
he was going in your bed? So he was house
sitting for you? Yeah, you don't even saw that you
care for runo?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ugh?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean it is what it is?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is this a girl that he's in a relationship with?
Or is this is this somebody that he just like
picked up? Uh yeah kind of just yeah, playing because
this guy I don't know the girl, this guy that
I know, So this this is the funniest part.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
This guy that I know whose house this is? I
know both these guys.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
This one guy moved he lives in Birmingham And the
funniest thing about the whole deal is there's two hotels
that are there, and he was like, why could he
not just go to like one of these hotels, but
the hotel prices were like crazy and his mom and dad,
but his mom and dad live ten or fifteen minutes
away from there. And I think it's the weirdest part

(05:59):
of the deal is he didn't want to bring this
girl home to sleep at night, but he brought her
there for like daytime, hanging out and all this stuff.
What do you think these parents are thinking when you're
bringing home this girl, Like they know you're doing this.
But the whole point was he wanted to have sex
with her. He doesn't He doesn't want to, Like, how
can you not go like a couple of days without

(06:21):
having sex?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Like, isn't that crazy to her place if she lives here,
don't you think?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
And not no, no, no, she knows. She knows that
he's they're just in town visiting because he's living in
New York right now. The funny part is, though Cody
with this is I almost think that it's something of
a sexual fantasy to bring a girl back to the
town that you grew up in and have sex at
your buddy's house, like you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And the other yeah, Like, and the other thing.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Too is everybody has their their kid's bathroom, right, It's
usually one with a shower tub or something. And to me,
like they're like the kids like shampoos are in there
and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, and Lucy's got all her bathroom like she's you know,
all crapy plays with when she's taking anhour, the stuff
that sticks to the wall.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Do you not think that that's weird for these this
girl to like go in there and like think that, oh,
this is kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I think it's weird to do it anywhere in the house.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, you have to specifically say it's a kid's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, especially it's all right, we're going to be right back.
Don't go anywhere. It's mojo in the morning, all right,
take care, buddy, We'll see the man