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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojoe on the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is one of those stories where I'm gonna look
like a really bad person when I tell this story.
You know, I try to come across as a family guy.
You know, a good dad, a good husband, you know,
somebody that believes in God. All that stuff. Oh lies,
I threw it out the window for this one. You
know who I was during this one. I was a
(00:21):
typical person that just had hatred in their bones. So
I was pulling out of a parking garage. Do you
guys know how this is? You ever had this happen
to you, either in a parking garage or you have
it happened going into a parking place like like say,
for instance, if you're going to say, I don't know,
a sporting event at Little Caesars Arena or you know,
(00:44):
ford Field Parking, and there's two ways that people are
going in or going out, and you're in one area
and there's a person in another area, and the person
that's in the other area was not there before you
were there, and you're trying to decide who's going to
murder and who's going to go. So we were trying
to get out of the parking garage, and as we're
pulling out of the parking garage, it was obviously my
(01:06):
turn to go because I had been there waiting longer,
and this guy just kind of pulled around. Well, he
kept nudging his way up, and as he's nudging his
way up, I'm thinking, oh, he's trying to nudge his
way up so he can get in front of the
guy behind me. Well, he was trying to get in
front of me, so he was basically trying to cut
in line. I know this happens a lot of times
with people when they're not in their vehicles, just kind
(01:29):
of standing somewhere getting you to the front of the
line on something. When you're in your cars, you become
more brave than if you're in person. If you're in
person and this happens, you would wish that you could
just grab that person and beat the crap out of it.
When you're in your cars, you actually do yell at them,
but you're yelling through your cars. So this guy does this,
and I, of course and there with Chelsea, and I screamed.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You got what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Like I'm like yelling out the window and Chelsea's like,
calm down, come down, I'm like, no, that's son of
a bitch just going. You know, I was getting like
all fired up. I mean my blood pressure was like
one fifty over one hundred and bajillion at that particular moment.
So right after it happened and he got in front
of me, I started doing the hole. Dear God, please
(02:12):
let this man have something bad happened to him.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Did not?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh I did. I was thinking into my head. I
wasn't praying.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was just thinking it in my head, and I
was thinking, you know, people like this, it's kind of
like if somebody cuts you off in traffic, you pray
that a cop sees it. Right, Okay, Yeah, I'm with you,
all right. You understand how that you want to you
want to see him get pulled over. No less than
not even two minutes later, that bastard in a Ford
(02:40):
expedition hits the side of a pillar and takes the
whole side of his mind instant karma.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
The sea.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's how he was in a car. Chelsea goes, oh
my god, I hoop, he's okay, I got I.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The whole time was just sit there going you know what,
that Black Expedition will never be the same.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You better find yourself some Oh, better get mako. That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And so I sat there and I go, that's karma
right there. When it happened, and it happened to him,
I realized the gods were watching off for me. They
realized that this guy should not have pulled in front
of me, because if he would have waited his turn,
guess what it would have happened, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, he rushed, That's what happened, especially in the parking
lot and you driving something like an expedition, because that
was gonna be my question, like what was the car
he was driving. When you're driving a larger vehicle, you
can't just rush and do a quick turn like you
gotta watch what's going on around you. And sometimes because
now I got an F one fifty thanks to Stevig
is out for it, I'm commanding the road.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Nah.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
There are moves that I wouldn't have made in the
Mustang that I'm making now on the F one fifty
because I literally it was like I was literally waiting.
This is yesterday. I was waiting for someone similar to
your situation. We were pulling in the LCA and a
truck had tried to pull in. They didn't gauge the
distance right, so they had to back up. Now I'm
the next person that's supposed to go. The other cars
(04:20):
that are coming in our direction, they haven't been there
for a while. Like if he had have made his
turn when he did it on the first try, I
would have been able to go next and everything would
have been good. This car started creeping up. I'm like, no, boy,
hit there, in there and we in there now we
it's my turn.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's my turn.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Though they wouldn't do it in my sang oh no, no,
must ain't too small. Some people think they could just
overtake a car because it's little, like you not big
enough to do what you need to do fast enough.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You are fast enough, that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I want to know your karma hit them in the
ass type story. I want to know the karma in
the parking lot, or the karma you know, driving on
the highway. I want to know if this has ever
been one of those types of situations that you've experienced,
like driving down the highway, guy cut you off. Next
thing you know, he's maybe two or three miles ahead
of you. Getting pulled over by the state police with
(05:11):
that one by the way, the state police that one
light over their car, and with that one light size
like a middle finger right on.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Top of their car.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
At an instant karma situation when I was younger, it
was unrelated to a vehicle, but it was related to
like a dessert. We were at a church and after
church we go down to the fellowship hall for refreshment.
How they call it coffee hourd It was like we
had pieces of cake that day. So I'm sitting at
the table with my family, everybody eating or whatever, and
it's like one piece of cake left. So I'm like,
I'm about to go get the cake. Everybody like okay.
(05:42):
I'm walking gingerly up. My cousin runs past me, snatches
the cake. I'm like, what's going on. Immediately when they
bite it, she bit her tongue.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was just start bleeding a little bit. I'm like,
that's what you did. She didn't even enjoy it anymore,
has no tongue. As he's off, she talked like a
Pablo Looke, Pablo, catch Heather, what's up? Heather heiates Mojo
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
As much as I love the instant karma thing, you
gotta be careful because God don't like ugly buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Sure ain't fond of cute either.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You know what, I didn't know that. I've never heard
that saying before. But Heather, thank you for looking out
for me. I appreciate you so much everything.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, you have a blessed Please I need that hold on,
let me let me grab Zach next.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What's up, Zach? I?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was going going great. What's happening?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah? So, diving down one thirty one, I had a
guy in the left plane going you know, fifty five,
not moving over. I ended up getting in front of them.
I see as I'm passing, he's yelling at me, giving
me the finger. I get in front of him and
(07:05):
I do his car slow way down. I'm looking at
my mirror. He pulls over on the shoulder. His car
broke down mid road. Rage.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wow. Oh.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Instead of letting it go, I got off at the
knack backset, came back around, flowed down by him, and
I told him he could not park there.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I like that. That is a total dick move and
I love it. Harley, what's up, Harley?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
How are you doing.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We're doing great. We're having fun today. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know, driving, just got the kids to school? Are
they in the car? Out of the car, they're out
of the car.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, good, now that they're out of the car, tell
us something. The karma bit somebody's butt with.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So I found out my ex boyfriend was cheating on me,
and about a month later he got test results saying
he at her beees.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh my god, not from you, No, no, not from me.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I'm clean?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Wait do we wish that upond people?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I feel bad like at that point, I'd rather have
the guy have to take his card to the body shop,
not the body taking themselves.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Rodney, what's up? Rodney? In'so the mojo in the morning show?
What's happening Hi? Rodney? How you doing? Mojo fantastic?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I was driving down the road, man and there was
a oneful two way streets and.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The lady was behind me. I'm going fifty shoot behind
me on my bumper.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
She finally got around me, went up ahead of me.
I get up two miles.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She flipped me off when she went past.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I get up two miles to see her sitting behind
a boat.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
She had ran into the boat.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The problem was paying to her.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
One is she alive?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
This is a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
She's just sitting there pitch.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's crazy man. Hey, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Hi? Good morning. I thought my story was good. Those
are Jesus.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hey everyone, good morning.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So actually a couple of days ago, my birthday was Wednesday,
so it was actually the day before my birthday. I
had my own karma. Yeah, thank you, thank you. I
had my own instant karma. And surprisingly I did not
get a ticket out of this. I was coming down
ninety six right where the Southfield ninety sixth interchangees. I
(09:55):
was getting on the local side and I had about
like three four cars in front of me, and I
were driving kind of slow, so I cut the line
and just went all the way over to the right.
And when I went in that lane, say please was
right behind me. I was like, oh my god, there
was a state. I saw him starting to like feed up.
I just pulled myself over. He got to my car,
(10:16):
he was like, so, you just pulled yourself over. I said, yeah,
I saw you coming. I don't know what I did,
but he didn't give me a thinking. So I was like, oh,
thank you guys, you did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, that's it. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Kia out of all the stories that have been told
so far, because you obviously were thinking these are wild ones.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Which one did you like the best. Which was your
favorite out of all of them?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh my god, I was. I was thrown back by
the Herpe story. I said, Oh my god, let me
go ahead and just connect my call.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hey, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Love you, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Love you guys. You
It's Mojoe on the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is one of those stories where I'm gonna look
like a really bad person when I tell this story.
You know, I try to come across as a family guy.
You know, a good dad, a good husband, you know,
somebody that believes in God. All that stuff. Oh lies,
I threw it out the window for this one. You
know who I was during this one. I was a
(00:21):
typical person that just had hatred in their bones. So
I was pulling out of a parking garage. Do you
guys know how this is? You ever had this happen
to you, either in a parking garage or you have
it happened going into a parking place like like say,
for instance, if you're going to say, I don't know,
a sporting event at Little Caesars Arena or you know,
(00:44):
ford Field Parking, and there's two ways that people are
going in or going out, and you're in one area
and there's a person in another area, and the person
that's in the other area was not there before you
were there, and you're trying to decide who's going to
murder and who's going to go. So we were trying
to get out of the parking garage, and as we're
pulling out of the parking garage, it was obviously my
(01:06):
turn to go because I had been there waiting longer,
and this guy just kind of pulled around. Well, he
kept nudging his way up, and as he's nudging his
way up, I'm thinking, oh, he's trying to nudge his
way up so he can get in front of the
guy behind me. Well, he was trying to get in
front of me, so he was basically trying to cut
in line. I know this happens a lot of times
with people when they're not in their vehicles, just kind
(01:29):
of standing somewhere getting you to the front of the
line on something. When you're in your cars, you become
more brave than if you're in person. If you're in
person and this happens, you would wish that you could
just grab that person and beat the crap out of it.
When you're in your cars, you actually do yell at them,
but you're yelling through your cars. So this guy does this,
and I, of course and there with Chelsea, and I screamed.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You got what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Like I'm like yelling out the window and Chelsea's like,
calm down, come down, I'm like, no, that's son of
a bitch just going. You know, I was getting like
all fired up. I mean my blood pressure was like
one fifty over one hundred and bajillion at that particular moment.
So right after it happened and he got in front
of me, I started doing the hole. Dear God, please
(02:12):
let this man have something bad happened to him.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Did not?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh I did. I was thinking into my head. I
wasn't praying.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was just thinking it in my head, and I
was thinking, you know, people like this, it's kind of
like if somebody cuts you off in traffic, you pray
that a cop sees it. Right, Okay, Yeah, I'm with you,
all right. You understand how that you want to you
want to see him get pulled over. No less than
not even two minutes later, that bastard in a Ford
(02:40):
expedition hits the side of a pillar and takes the
whole side of his mind instant karma.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
The sea.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's how he was in a car. Chelsea goes, oh
my god, I hoop, he's okay, I got I.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The whole time was just sit there going you know what,
that Black Expedition will never be the same.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You better find yourself some Oh, better get mako. That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And so I sat there and I go, that's karma
right there. When it happened, and it happened to him,
I realized the gods were watching off for me. They
realized that this guy should not have pulled in front
of me, because if he would have waited his turn,
guess what it would have happened, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, he rushed, That's what happened, especially in the parking
lot and you driving something like an expedition, because that
was gonna be my question, like what was the car
he was driving. When you're driving a larger vehicle, you
can't just rush and do a quick turn like you
gotta watch what's going on around you. And sometimes because
now I got an F one fifty thanks to Stevig
is out for it, I'm commanding the road.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Nah.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
There are moves that I wouldn't have made in the
Mustang that I'm making now on the F one fifty
because I literally it was like I was literally waiting.
This is yesterday. I was waiting for someone similar to
your situation. We were pulling in the LCA and a
truck had tried to pull in. They didn't gauge the
distance right, so they had to back up. Now I'm
the next person that's supposed to go. The other cars
(04:20):
that are coming in our direction, they haven't been there
for a while. Like if he had have made his
turn when he did it on the first try, I
would have been able to go next and everything would
have been good. This car started creeping up. I'm like, no, boy,
hit there, in there and we in there now we
it's my turn.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's my turn.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Though they wouldn't do it in my sang oh no, no,
must ain't too small. Some people think they could just
overtake a car because it's little, like you not big
enough to do what you need to do fast enough.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You are fast enough, that's true.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I want to know your karma hit them in the
ass type story. I want to know the karma in
the parking lot, or the karma you know, driving on
the highway. I want to know if this has ever
been one of those types of situations that you've experienced,
like driving down the highway, guy cut you off. Next
thing you know, he's maybe two or three miles ahead
of you. Getting pulled over by the state police with
(05:11):
that one by the way, the state police that one
light over their car, and with that one light size
like a middle finger right on.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Top of their car.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
At an instant karma situation when I was younger, it
was unrelated to a vehicle, but it was related to
like a dessert. We were at a church and after
church we go down to the fellowship hall for refreshment.
How they call it coffee hourd It was like we
had pieces of cake that day. So I'm sitting at
the table with my family, everybody eating or whatever, and
it's like one piece of cake left. So I'm like,
I'm about to go get the cake. Everybody like okay.
(05:42):
I'm walking gingerly up. My cousin runs past me, snatches
the cake. I'm like, what's going on. Immediately when they
bite it, she bit her tongue.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was just start bleeding a little bit. I'm like,
that's what you did. She didn't even enjoy it anymore,
has no tongue. As he's off, she talked like a
Pablo Looke, Pablo, catch Heather, what's up? Heather heiates Mojo
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
As much as I love the instant karma thing, you
gotta be careful because God don't like ugly buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Sure ain't fond of cute either.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You know what, I didn't know that. I've never heard
that saying before. But Heather, thank you for looking out
for me. I appreciate you so much everything.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Thank you too.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, you have a blessed Please I need that hold on,
let me let me grab Zach next.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What's up, Zach? I?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was going going great. What's happening?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah? So, diving down one thirty one, I had a
guy in the left plane going you know, fifty five,
not moving over. I ended up getting in front of them.
I see as I'm passing, he's yelling at me, giving
me the finger. I get in front of him and
(07:05):
I do his car slow way down. I'm looking at
my mirror. He pulls over on the shoulder. His car
broke down mid road. Rage.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wow. Oh.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Instead of letting it go, I got off at the
knack backset, came back around, flowed down by him, and
I told him he could not park there.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I like that. That is a total dick move and
I love it. Harley, what's up, Harley?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
How are you doing.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We're doing great. We're having fun today. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know, driving, just got the kids to school? Are
they in the car? Out of the car, they're out
of the car.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, good, now that they're out of the car, tell
us something. The karma bit somebody's butt with.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So I found out my ex boyfriend was cheating on me,
and about a month later he got test results saying
he at her beees.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh my god, not from you, No, no, not from me.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I'm clean?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Wait do we wish that upond people?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I feel bad like at that point, I'd rather have
the guy have to take his card to the body shop,
not the body taking themselves.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Rodney, what's up? Rodney? In'so the mojo in the morning show?
What's happening Hi? Rodney? How you doing? Mojo fantastic?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I was driving down the road, man and there was
a oneful two way streets and.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The lady was behind me. I'm going fifty shoot behind
me on my bumper.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Shit.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
She finally got around me, went up ahead of me.
I get up two miles.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She flipped me off when she went past.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I get up two miles to see her sitting behind
a boat.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
She had ran into the boat.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The problem was paying to her.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
One is she alive?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
This is a lot.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
She's just sitting there pitch.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's crazy man. Hey, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Hi? Good morning. I thought my story was good. Those
are Jesus.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hey everyone, good morning.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So actually a couple of days ago, my birthday was Wednesday,
so it was actually the day before my birthday. I
had my own karma. Yeah, thank you, thank you. I
had my own instant karma. And surprisingly I did not
get a ticket out of this. I was coming down
ninety six right where the Southfield ninety sixth interchangees. I
(09:55):
was getting on the local side and I had about
like three four cars in front of me, and I
were driving kind of slow, so I cut the line
and just went all the way over to the right.
And when I went in that lane, say please was
right behind me. I was like, oh my god, there
was a state. I saw him starting to like feed up.
I just pulled myself over. He got to my car,
(10:16):
he was like, so, you just pulled yourself over. I said, yeah,
I saw you coming. I don't know what I did,
but he didn't give me a thinking. So I was like, oh,
thank you guys, you did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, that's it. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Kia out of all the stories that have been told
so far, because you obviously were thinking these are wild ones.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Which one did you like the best. Which was your
favorite out of all of them?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh my god, I was. I was thrown back by
the Herpe story. I said, Oh my god, let me
go ahead and just connect my call.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Hey, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Love you, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Love you guys. You
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