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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bianca, who is our director of Social Impact, thanks Kevin,
who is our all round great guy. She thinks that
he gave a BS reason to not work this weekend.
keV was supposed to work, Kevi was supposed to work,
and Bionca is calling out keV for the fact that
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she thinks that Kevin is full of crap with his excuse.
What was the excuse that you gave him? My teeth hurt.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Now Here's the thing, though, listen, and I think that
is the natural reaction for anybody who has never had
their teeth whiten, because when you hear I got my
teeth white and my teeth hurt, you say, what, that's
not like BS. There's no way that their teeth hurt
that bad for anyone who's ever had their teeth WHITENCT. Okay, yeah,
I'm not talking about strips. I'm talking about you go
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to the dentists, they put cotton balls all in your mouth.
They bring out some type of light and they told
me that they whitened them from inside, like they whiten you.
I don't know how to get inside the tooth, but
that's where the whitening comes from. It goes inside the tooth,
and then they tell you don't drink anything colorful. They
gave me a mask once I got up to protect
my mouth from the wind because I don't know if
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like there's a scientific term, but your teeth are extremely sensitive,
so much so that there's no like they call them zingers.
That's what a couple people were saying. It's like you
get the zeines, you get the zingers or something like that.
There's this pain that comes from your tooth, hits your gums,
and it is almost unbearable, and it can come at anything.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Excuse me, if you can come in any moment.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's not necessarily if I'm chewing, it's not necessarily if
I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It just comes out of nowhere. And it's like you say,
it can no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. It
is painful. Okay, So you've had this before.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well, so I had my teeth professionally whitened. This was
years ago. I couldn't even get through the treatment at
the dentist because it was already starting, so.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I had to get up and leave.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I will never ever do it again, Honest to god,
it hurts so much.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I cannot do it again.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I can use the strips and stuff at home if
there are a certain kind, but I cannot do the.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Professional where they that painful that you would actually take
a day off from work because Kevin told the boss
that he couldn't work his weekend shift. So Bianca had
to fill in for Kevin because Kevin, he said, was
too injured to work. He actually called off.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, listen, I texted him bro I said, this super
random and a bit odd. I just had my teeth
white and they really sensitive, like stinging at certain points.
I know his last minute, but I wanted to know
if somebody could cover. If not, totally fine, I could
push through, but wanted to float it by you.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He was like, yeah, that's a new one. I've got
you though, and he's texting me into twelve. Did he
tell you why?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
He didn't, And I was like, oh, maybe Kevin is
like going out of town because he left work early
on Friday.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
And I was like, why is he not doing this show?
But you could have done your show before you got
your teeth whitened.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The logs weren't in though I tried, okay to wait,
hold on a second, and logs are like you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We need to that. They got to fix that problem.
By the way, we're giving out too much because we
do every show line absolutely, so you know real quick, Bianca,
you are the can do person here.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I literally take everyone's chef and I took videoship that week.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You are amazing. Bianca is by the way, getting the
employee of the month. We're gonna get hurt.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Well.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I think next time I have any minor inconvenience, because
I know, damn while you were able to talk.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I could I promise you bro that you have no
idea until you get your teeth white?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And how painful is it? All right? I want to
know from the listeners, what is the stupidest reason somebody
called off work? Because Kevin called off work because his
teeth were too sensitive from teeth white, tell he was
no way I could have done my live show.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You can do my nine pm to midnight and look.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's my thing.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I didn't say Bianca should cover me, Tony did that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It ain't on me. It's always asked next the first one.
It's not like we have a plethora of people here
that can it off at the last minute. So I
think Ana should do it. She's a new one. Okay,
I don't know how to do it. I'll show you,
but thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, Kevin's going to do my show next week.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I do think it's funny that that you know, you, keV,
who is the guy that literally works his tail off
doing what five jobs? I don't know how many jobs
you got as many jobs as Ryan Seacrest does, but
I want to know that the fact that is this
the first time that you ever called off for something
as goofy as that your teeth hurt? You absolutely have.
(04:30):
You've never taken a game off like a Piston's game
off for a dumb reason, have you?
Speaker 6 (04:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The only the only time I'm not ever having to
take a game off is because I got a I
got my COVID?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Was it? The booster actually got Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
So let's say that the same day that you got
the zoom whitening, you were supposed to announce a Pistons game.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Would you have been able to do it?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
See, it depends on what my roles and responsibilities were,
because because that could be that could be a shorter
time frame to speak.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's fun to be like all right, we got the
best dance team in the world, his dancers, Like, maybe
I can push through that if I got to talk
from thirty to sixty seconds, like, I don't know if
I'm gonna be able to You can never.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You can never. It's different. You can never be a
postal worker, right, isn't the whole model there?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Range I ain't doing that.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Do you ever think about that? If, like, if we
actually had to work for a living, Like I drive
down the street, man, I bow down before construction workers
and stuff. I'm looking at those bastards. I'm going I can't.
I can't even like shovel uh you know, uh mulch
at my house. It's like horrible.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I need a new inhaler a lot to do construction.
I'm about to text doctor Warner right now. All right,
we got to take some of these calls.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
These are just too good listeners who have coworkers that
called in sick, or maybe they called in sick because
of some kind of crazy reason like Kevin with the
teeth hurting the zingers Leanni there here, let me ask
you a question. You're going to tell your co worker's
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story here in a second, don't you think Kevin calling
in sick because his teeth were hurting is ridiculous. No,
you're not going to hurt his feelings. His feelings, What
was your co workers? What was your co worker's reason
why they called him sick?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
So my co worker called in for two days because
his his wife's labrat died.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Her lab rat. What do you mean labrat? Was that
their pet?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I'm not I guess she worked in like a lab
as an assistant and the laborratt passed away.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But they were mourning the lab rat. Isn't that the
whole point? The labrat is supposed to be taking, taking
whatever it is. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Yeah, but he also worked from home.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, so the labratt was at their house?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
No, no, he his delabra wasn't his house, but he
worked from home, so he would have been home anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's crazy. That is unbelievable. Man, oh man, what kind
of work do you guys do?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
I worked for an insurance company.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Jesus, that's unreal. Hold on, be your voice disguise and
it shall be how you doing?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
How are you good? We're talking about how keV called
and sick because his teeth were hurting. Call out your coworker.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Okay, So my coworker, we are really good friends. He's
a gay man, and he called in to work because
he said he had.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Pink I Okay, so we are.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
All thinking, yeah, someone started on your pillow or you
had a really bad, dirty hook up.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, it was hilarious. Okay, and so did when he
came back after his pink eye? Uh, did you ask
him how he got it?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No, we knew he was faking.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh how did you know he was faking? Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Because on Snapchat and Instagram he had something going on,
some club sing or something.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What a dummy because.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Because it actually could have worked.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, that is funny. Keas.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Remember when you went pinky and you're.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Still came to work. How did you get yours? Kevin?
We already know it was his thumbs were put in
places he shouldn't have been. Hi, Kelly, how you doing. Hi?
We're talking about co workers. You got a story for us?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Yeah, So, like like two weeks ago. First, my coworker
had a baby over the summer. She just came to
like a month ago, and she called and so she's
gonna be late because she was four hours late because
she was looking for her baby's past players.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh my god, I've had that happen with my kids.
When you can't find a pass after an hour, I know. Yeah,
well you know what though, I get it, But when
you when you lose a baby's pacifier, it is a
that is a national tragedy right there.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
But four out for even think he's mobile, So I
think he's just kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
How far gone by crowd herself to sleep in that
time at four hours, By the way, that kid is
definitely hyperventilating.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Angel. You work for a judge or or did you
have to go before?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
I used to work for a judge and one time
the power was out. It was one of the times
we had like mass power out in across like you know,
the area, and we were all expected to be into work.
And she called off work because she said she could garage.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
What's your phone cut out? Right at the time? They
called off work?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Why because she said that she could not open her
garage door.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
She couldn't open her Oh why why did she say
your garage door was broken? No, because the power was
power was out. Oh, she said, you.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Can manually open garage doors.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You're a judge.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, forgot or she could have honestly just called an
uber right and got.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
An uber yes, I think.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Judge, yeah, objection right. By the way, if you can
tell that you don't work for the judge anymore, because
you would never call us to tell that story. If
you work for the judge, tell I like that. Hold
on a second, Norma is on with us almost as bad,
maybe even just as bad as Kevin calling and sick
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because his teeth were hurting him. You had a coworker
calling for what reason? Norma?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
You want to see your point?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You got a sunburn stop.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
On a Tuesday and stayed off till Monday, first time
on long time.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
By the way, by the way, getting a sunburn, you
come to work right right, That's what I said. You're
taking your your shower is gonna suck that day. It's
gonna be You're gonna take cold one, but it's gonna hurt.
Hold on, Jessica wants to stick up for Kevin. Preach?
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What's up? Jessica?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Hi, I'm a hygienis and those singers are definitely real,
so that's a.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Very valid reason there.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Thank you. Why are you doing?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
I mean, those zingers are I can't even explain them
and they can last about a day, but.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I would say just to day.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
But those those singers definitely are painful. I mean, you
can like that, but they look.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They gave me a taylandaw and a prior to the procedure,
and it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Still didn't where's your Dennis? You know what the game?
Robert de Pilla, mister de Pillo, doctor de Pilla, what
are you doing? You're giving this guy. You're giving this
guy reason to call in seg the rest of the wait?
How come to wait? How come to? Pilla? Has given
me the little tray things that I use and it
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never hurts my teeth. I have less sensitive teeth. He's
given me better things. Have you do you know what
we're talking about with the things? Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
He's not giving me trays like this is like a
legit procedure. But it looked like two hours. I don't
even be in. They don't even look whiter. They look
wider than yours. Your teeth do not look that.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
White, right?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
They look yellow? His light that is yellow, that's true,
that's true. Let's switch hold on, I switch the light
up there to that cool blue tone. We look at
that and they look pretty good. Oh you know what,
you didn't even need. Just keep your ring light in
front of you. You look good with just the ring light.
(13:13):
Walk around with that light all day and you'll be fine.
Everybody will go look at that. Now, they look really yellow.
Hold on, you look yellow. You look Johnye