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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lydia, I know that this wasn't on the list, but
I saw it in your topics. Can we talk about
Kevin's bathroom habits at your parents' house?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, absolutely, I mean this is let's let's talk about it.
This has to be a topic.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I cannot believe that this was not selected as one
of the topics.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
For this is something wrong.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I wouldn't say it's something wrong.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I guess when I was walking past the bathroom, I
noticed that you walked out and you left the seat up.
Speaker 6 (00:27):
As a man without a lady. Was it when I
went in there? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I'm positive.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Pulling the seat up. Your certain I think somebody put
the seat up before me.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't remember putting the seat Okay, so so, Lydia, Lydia,
you don't have I know you have a stepbrother, but
you you've never lived with your stepbrother, right or.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I only did for like a couple of years in
my childhood.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Because as a young man who was with brothers and sisters,
that was always a thing that you would get complaints about.
The sisters would complain that you didn't put the seat down,
and the brothers and then going on through marriage, that
becomes a factor too, where the guys leave the seat up,
and then what happens in the middle of the night
when you go to the bathroom falling?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You swim? Yeah, backwards, swim.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Oh, that's light work. Then I thought she was gonna
say I did something crazier. If it's just leaving the
seat up, which I'm not taking that, I don't think
that's bad at all.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I thought it was gonna be way worse than that.
Are there any other things that Kevin did in that bathroom?
Do we look and see if the seat, did we
see if there was anything inside that that seed, like
any urinal pea spots or it looks.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Pretty clean otherwise do you know my dad does this too?
And I'm like, there are women in the house. Isn't
there adiquate to that?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
You want to know what it's funny is I have
two I'll say two and a half because there's a
college kid that's not home right now.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
But boys in my house, and.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
I don't think they pee with the seat up, because
I feel like I'm always cleaning the back of the
toilet seat because they just don't care. And there's they
just ain't poorly. Yeah, you know what I mean. So
I'd rather than put the seat up.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
And have a yellow backsplash. That's that's where it gets
a little dicey every day.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm not joking. I think every day I seen that area.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Are Are you one of those Kevin that has ever
sat to pee?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Because I sit to pee? No, I don't really.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Such a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I like to sit down and just relax and get
my phone out and I like to go through and
see what's going on on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
How long are you ping? Talk?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Sometimes I will find myself peeing at first and then going, oh,
I didn't realize something else was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So if that's if.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
That happens, then I just finished peeing and then turn
around and booboo. Really but I've never go into it premeditating,
like I'm about to just sit down, and if.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm standing to pee, it never sometimes happens to me
that I actually gravity does not push it that way
unless my butt is sitting on that Why do.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You sitting down?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I think just standing up when you push it, all
you know comes out.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Are you get a hemorrhoid? Yeah, I've never put unnecessarily.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Kevin to Kevin, we got listener Kevin on the phone here.
What did you want to say that our Kevin?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, yeah, you gotta put it down. You know, people
are stuff. Plus remember the sign Grandma used to have
them a toilet that said we aim to please, You
aim to please. So you got to put it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Kevin. Do you ever sit down to pay.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well? Yeah, Plus if it's a fluffy toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Seat, yeah, it's still at Grandma's house. Do you remember
what Grandma's would have that was weird?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
The Christianny's Granny had those for every holiday.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So around this time of year she'd pull out the
snowman one and it matched. It matched the.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Little rug around the motto of the toilet, and sometimes
if she got fancy, she'd put one on the on
the back of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh wow, was there anything.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The extra toilet paper rolls would have, the would have
the covers that were the mast everything.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yes, yeah, I remember, by the way they should actually
make it that you have like the if you hit
the back of the lid being up, it's like a backboard.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's like using the backboard in basketball. What's up? Michelle
Lydia had everybody over.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
For a breaking and entering Christmas wish kickoff, and keV
didn't put the toilet seat down.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Well, I'll tell you. When I first got married, I
thought it was really weird. My husband never he put
the toilet set up. His mother toilet trained him when
he was a small kid. All toilet training eight with
always go to the bathroom sitting down with a toilet
seat down. So this day, I mean, he's almost sixty
(04:47):
and he still sits down.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Are you serious? Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, and now he has to just because although let
me ask you, as a guy who's almost sixty years old,
does he have like the balls hanging low?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Because if that's the he says, there's.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
There's different levels of water, different heights of toilet seat saying, yeah,
you get a ball wash.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Small, that's el car wash for you. What's going on?
How you doing, Taylor? What's happening in.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So?
Speaker 9 (05:20):
I grew up in a big family. There's six of us,
and there's two boys, and there's one bathroom. And whether
it was cleaning the bathroom at the end of the week,
you know, once a week we need to do your
bathroom cleanings or it's just to use without bathroom because
you got to use the bathroom. There's always pa everywhere.
Boys just have no sense of aim whether they put
(05:41):
the seat up or down, because one boy would put
the feet up, one would put it down, and it
would just be everywhere, whether it's on the seat, under
the lips, you know, on the lid, like gosh, I
just want to go to the bathroom without cleaning up
after you first.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's pretty amazing. You got a lot of people with
one bathroom. I mean, that's that's an unbelievable How many
times did did brothers have to go out to the
backyard to a tree?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
You know, I I don't want to know the answer
that question. You know, play in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Right on the play side. Thanks for the call. I
appreciate you. Taylor.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah bye, what's up, Joe? How you doing? Buddy good Man?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
First on long term?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I want to talk about this toilet seat repetition.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thing, keV.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He don't got to put the seat down, then ladies
don't put the seat up for us.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We don't got to put this.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Scratch.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Do you have any women in your like that?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I have multiple and my sisters, my mom my wife.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not I'm not putting the seat down.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Don't put the seat up for us? Why why should
I have to put the seat down? Wow?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
That never, that's very I never heard that we put
all the onus on the guys. Yeah, it's such a
task for ladies to simply put it up.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Interesting, I've lent the patriarchy because in the nineteen fifties
all these boort house spots were like put the seat down.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
At six in the morning. Hey, you know, I'll tell
you what, Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
We got to make sure that we don't ever make
a woman not feel like she.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Don't close the toilet lid when you leave a bathroom
that really every single time, do you know when you're flushing?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Because I know some people that won't flush without closing.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
No, not every time.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
I know, to be honest, I don't, but I always
close a toilet lid.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
How do you know if you need to double flush?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Then well, I'm saying when I leave the bathroom, so
like everything's good. Yeah, maybe because I have dogs and
I'm just always conscious that the dog, like bo will drink.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah it's a water.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, I'm a.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Wiper when I pet, like, I wipe the seat down
before I put the seat up.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Well, I don't want people coming in right after me.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I hate when I go into say like at Lydia's house,
you go into the bathroom and somebody had a little
that's like, I clean the crap on it because I
just don't want them coming and literally clean the craft.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
What's up, Brian, Oh nothing, I was just calming on
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So we sit down when we pee because we like
we splash.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, you like the splash. No, it's splashes up.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If you stand up, yeah, if you stand up, the
splash goes higher, you know, because of gravity, how gravity's
going and if you sit down, the splash because you're
hitting the actual bowl, the front part of the bowl,
you know, depending on your size.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I mean, just aim for the ball, yeah, which.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
By the way, it makes it off for awful for
us big guys here, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, it's easy to aim, but sometimes in the morning
you have a really hard stream and it just sprays everywhere.
You just want to sit down and it's easier.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Do you ever use a want to use a hose
with a little nozzle on the front of it. That's
what it's like to be a guy. Okay, it's like
a water gun for women. It's without the note. It's
all over the place. So all right, uh well, thank
you for the calls, guys. We appreciate that. And you
should see the huge amount of gifts for this morning's wish.
(09:31):
We'll be granting that wish coming up here in like
an hour, so less than an hour. Bianca's going out
this year to do him, and I think she's going
to do a fabulous job. In years past, we've always
had such great people go out and grant wishes, everybody
from back in the day Joey was doing it, to.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Mike to KP.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Now Bianca is taking on this task, and I couldn't
think of somebody who would be more annoying at knocking
at a door.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Imagine waking up to Bianca.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Could you imagine the neighbors of the people that we're
gonna be granting wishes for this year.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It's gonna be like, it's gonna be so good.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They're gonna go from oh to what the hell is
that lady screaming so much for
Lydia, I know that this wasn't on the list, but
I saw it in your topics. Can we talk about
Kevin's bathroom habits at your parents' house?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, absolutely, I mean this is let's let's talk about it.
This has to be a topic.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I cannot believe that this was not selected as one
of the topics.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
For this is something wrong.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I wouldn't say it's something wrong.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I guess when I was walking past the bathroom, I
noticed that you walked out and you left the seat up.
Speaker 6 (00:27):
As a man without a lady. Was it when I
went in there? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I'm positive.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I don't remember.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Pulling the seat up. Your certain I think somebody put
the seat up before me.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't remember putting the seat Okay, so so, Lydia, Lydia,
you don't have I know you have a stepbrother, but
you you've never lived with your stepbrother, right or.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I only did for like a couple of years in
my childhood.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Because as a young man who was with brothers and sisters,
that was always a thing that you would get complaints about.
The sisters would complain that you didn't put the seat down,
and the brothers and then going on through marriage, that
becomes a factor too, where the guys leave the seat up,
and then what happens in the middle of the night
when you go to the bathroom falling?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You swim? Yeah, backwards, swim.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Oh, that's light work. Then I thought she was gonna
say I did something crazier. If it's just leaving the
seat up, which I'm not taking that, I don't think
that's bad at all.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I thought it was gonna be way worse than that.
Are there any other things that Kevin did in that bathroom?
Do we look and see if the seat, did we
see if there was anything inside that that seed, like
any urinal pea spots or it looks.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Pretty clean otherwise do you know my dad does this too?
And I'm like, there are women in the house. Isn't
there adiquate to that?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
You want to know what it's funny is I have
two I'll say two and a half because there's a
college kid that's not home right now.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
But boys in my house, and.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
I don't think they pee with the seat up, because
I feel like I'm always cleaning the back of the
toilet seat because they just don't care. And there's they
just ain't poorly. Yeah, you know what I mean. So
I'd rather than put the seat up.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
And have a yellow backsplash. That's that's where it gets
a little dicey every day.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm not joking. I think every day I seen that area.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Are Are you one of those Kevin that has ever
sat to pee?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Because I sit to pee? No, I don't really.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Such a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I like to sit down and just relax and get
my phone out and I like to go through and
see what's going on on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
How long are you ping? Talk?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Sometimes I will find myself peeing at first and then going, oh,
I didn't realize something else was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So if that's if.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
That happens, then I just finished peeing and then turn
around and booboo. Really but I've never go into it premeditating,
like I'm about to just sit down, and if.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm standing to pee, it never sometimes happens to me
that I actually gravity does not push it that way
unless my butt is sitting on that Why do.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You sitting down?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I think just standing up when you push it, all
you know comes out.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Are you get a hemorrhoid? Yeah, I've never put unnecessarily.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Kevin to Kevin, we got listener Kevin on the phone here.
What did you want to say that our Kevin?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, yeah, you gotta put it down. You know, people
are stuff. Plus remember the sign Grandma used to have
them a toilet that said we aim to please, You
aim to please. So you got to put it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Kevin. Do you ever sit down to pay.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well? Yeah, Plus if it's a fluffy toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Seat, yeah, it's still at Grandma's house. Do you remember
what Grandma's would have that was weird?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
The Christianny's Granny had those for every holiday.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So around this time of year she'd pull out the
snowman one and it matched. It matched the.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Little rug around the motto of the toilet, and sometimes
if she got fancy, she'd put one on the on
the back of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh wow, was there anything.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
The extra toilet paper rolls would have, the would have
the covers that were the mast everything.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yes, yeah, I remember, by the way they should actually
make it that you have like the if you hit
the back of the lid being up, it's like a backboard.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's like using the backboard in basketball. What's up? Michelle
Lydia had everybody over.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
For a breaking and entering Christmas wish kickoff, and keV
didn't put the toilet seat down.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Well, I'll tell you. When I first got married, I
thought it was really weird. My husband never he put
the toilet set up. His mother toilet trained him when
he was a small kid. All toilet training eight with
always go to the bathroom sitting down with a toilet
seat down. So this day, I mean, he's almost sixty
(04:47):
and he still sits down.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Are you serious? Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, and now he has to just because although let
me ask you, as a guy who's almost sixty years old,
does he have like the balls hanging low?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Because if that's the he says, there's.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
There's different levels of water, different heights of toilet seat saying, yeah,
you get a ball wash.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Small, that's el car wash for you. What's going on?
How you doing, Taylor? What's happening in.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
So?
Speaker 9 (05:20):
I grew up in a big family. There's six of us,
and there's two boys, and there's one bathroom. And whether
it was cleaning the bathroom at the end of the week,
you know, once a week we need to do your
bathroom cleanings or it's just to use without bathroom because
you got to use the bathroom. There's always pa everywhere.
Boys just have no sense of aim whether they put
(05:41):
the seat up or down, because one boy would put
the feet up, one would put it down, and it
would just be everywhere, whether it's on the seat, under
the lips, you know, on the lid, like gosh, I
just want to go to the bathroom without cleaning up
after you first.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's pretty amazing. You got a lot of people with
one bathroom. I mean, that's that's an unbelievable How many
times did did brothers have to go out to the
backyard to a tree?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (06:06):
You know, I I don't want to know the answer
that question. You know, play in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Right on the play side. Thanks for the call. I
appreciate you. Taylor.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah bye, what's up, Joe? How you doing? Buddy good Man?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
First on long term?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I want to talk about this toilet seat repetition.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thing, keV.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He don't got to put the seat down, then ladies
don't put the seat up for us.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We don't got to put this.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Scratch.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Do you have any women in your like that?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I have multiple and my sisters, my mom my wife.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not I'm not putting the seat down.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Don't put the seat up for us? Why why should
I have to put the seat down? Wow?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
That never, that's very I never heard that we put
all the onus on the guys. Yeah, it's such a
task for ladies to simply put it up.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Interesting, I've lent the patriarchy because in the nineteen fifties
all these boort house spots were like put the seat down.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
At six in the morning. Hey, you know, I'll tell
you what, Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
We got to make sure that we don't ever make
a woman not feel like she.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Don't close the toilet lid when you leave a bathroom
that really every single time, do you know when you're flushing?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Because I know some people that won't flush without closing.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
No, not every time.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
I know, to be honest, I don't, but I always
close a toilet lid.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
How do you know if you need to double flush?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Then well, I'm saying when I leave the bathroom, so
like everything's good. Yeah, maybe because I have dogs and
I'm just always conscious that the dog, like bo will drink.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah it's a water.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, I'm a.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Wiper when I pet, like, I wipe the seat down
before I put the seat up.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Well, I don't want people coming in right after me.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I hate when I go into say like at Lydia's house,
you go into the bathroom and somebody had a little
that's like, I clean the crap on it because I
just don't want them coming and literally clean the craft.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
What's up, Brian, Oh nothing, I was just calming on
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So we sit down when we pee because we like
we splash.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, you like the splash. No, it's splashes up.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If you stand up, yeah, if you stand up, the
splash goes higher, you know, because of gravity, how gravity's
going and if you sit down, the splash because you're
hitting the actual bowl, the front part of the bowl,
you know, depending on your size.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I mean, just aim for the ball, yeah, which.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
By the way, it makes it off for awful for
us big guys here, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, it's easy to aim, but sometimes in the morning
you have a really hard stream and it just sprays everywhere.
You just want to sit down and it's easier.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Do you ever use a want to use a hose
with a little nozzle on the front of it. That's
what it's like to be a guy. Okay, it's like
a water gun for women. It's without the note. It's
all over the place. So all right, uh well, thank
you for the calls, guys. We appreciate that. And you
should see the huge amount of gifts for this morning's wish.
(09:31):
We'll be granting that wish coming up here in like
an hour, so less than an hour. Bianca's going out
this year to do him, and I think she's going
to do a fabulous job. In years past, we've always
had such great people go out and grant wishes, everybody
from back in the day Joey was doing it, to.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Mike to KP.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Now Bianca is taking on this task, and I couldn't
think of somebody who would be more annoying at knocking
at a door.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Imagine waking up to Bianca.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Could you imagine the neighbors of the people that we're
gonna be granting wishes for this year.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
It's gonna be like, it's gonna be so good.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
They're gonna go from oh to what the hell is
that lady screaming so much for
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Are You A Charlotte?
In 1997, actress Kristin Davis’ life was forever changed when she took on the role of Charlotte York in Sex and the City. As we watched Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte navigate relationships in NYC, the show helped push once unacceptable conversation topics out of the shadows and altered the narrative around women and sex. We all saw ourselves in them as they searched for fulfillment in life, sex and friendships. Now, Kristin Davis wants to connect with you, the fans, and share untold stories and all the behind the scenes. Together, with Kristin and special guests, what will begin with Sex and the City will evolve into talks about themes that are still so relevant today. "Are you a Charlotte?" is much more than just rewatching this beloved show, it brings the past and the present together as we talk with heart, humor and of course some optimism.