December 29, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Uh,
please promise me this next topic is going to be clean?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is my topic?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, that's why you're looking at me. Okay, Kevin is
now a spitter. I just want you to know that.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I guess you're right. And I didn't know this about myself.
You have those situations where you're in close proximity to people,
and I didn't think that when I talked I spit.
But I've been in situations where I've been to spitted on.
And I've also been in a situation spit it meaning
somebody spit on you. Yeah. I've been doused showers of
saliva from certain people.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
That day here in the studio, Mojo does he's eating.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I spit. I spit sometimes, Like you know, my
food that I'm eating, I've never seen it. I have
to I have to wear or have one of those
flexiglass things, those stupid things that he used to have
during covidnos like we had Sea World.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, get splashed exactly. But I had a friend over
and we were watching the movie. We're chilling on the couch.
She's laying on my lap, head in my lap. We're
just sitting there, and I don't know if I talked
about the movie or if I was talking to her,
but I've been down to have eye contact while I'm speaking,
and I present a shower and I can see it
as the flim releases from my lips. Let me use,
(01:16):
because it wasn't like a thick like you know, coagulated substance.
It was like a shower like it sprits and it
went all over her face. And it's nothing that she
could do it this way, but she hit me like
the home alone Kevin on both sides of her face,
but she didn't like cover her eyes and her face
and she just like wipes it away. At that point,
it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Like, I can't apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's all you can do. That's literally the only thing
you can do. So I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but you know I'm suposed to wash her face.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah I did, that didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
See, I always feel like if I do, uh, spit
on somebody, which I've done this before, Like I've had
it where I've had conversations with people and spin on them,
I almost feel like I need to wipe it off,
unless it's a woman and it lands on her chest.
I'm not going to tell you, but I feel like
I do need to like do something like either no,
like I feel like, well, if it's on their shoulder
or something like that, I'm like, oh god, on a second, Like,
(02:08):
have you ever had that that happened where you spit
on the person other than this girl, like where it
literally lands on them just like a random talk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've never done that. I've had people like if you
go to a company party or you go to an
event and they got like the little small plates that
you walk around and people are talking. I've had conversations
with people who spit when they talk and spinning on
your food at that what you do, I'm throwing my plate.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm no longer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Here's here's a question for you. If you spin on
somebody and they didn't recognize it or didn't didn't notice it,
do you say something like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm that type of person. I'm that type of person
that's like, oh my, I'm so sorry. But see if
they don't recognize and I'm not saying anything just.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Happened to me. So I was getting an eyelash lift.
If you're a girl, you probably know what it is.
So I'm laying down and the person's the tech is
above me doing it and she spit on my face
and she did address it. She said, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry, and then she wiped it off. Yeah,
but it was disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four eight. Have you ever been the
spitter or the spit e and what do you do?
Do you acknowledge it or do you you know, do
you try to just let it go? The worst is
when you don't acknowledge it and the people then all
of a sudden go all right, well thanks so much,
and they put on.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
First I will. I've been in situations where I've been
extreme in my reactions where someone has spit and I'd
be like, oh got me. I'm like, it's just one
of those moments. You'll be like, Okay, you need to
know because I'm trying to look off for the next
person in there. Sometimes it spits and it didn't hit
my face, or I'm like trying to gauge the distance,
(03:46):
like did it fall off before it hit my have.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You guys ever talked to somebody that has the spit
balls always in the corner of their mouth, and I'm
looking at them, going stay in place, because if that
goes out, you're.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That is, by the way, a passionate person or a
dehydrated persons usually like they're so passionate that they got
foemen at the mouth a little bit. I've actually offered
a napkin to a friend that was like that, so
wipe their mouth. Yeah, they had like I'm like, man,
you got something going on there? What's up, April high?
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Hey? How are you guys this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
So I was gonna say, you gotta be a little
nice when that happens, because it happens to everybody, and
you don't want to embarrass people.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, no, you, And honestly, it does happen to everybody.
But do you acknowledge it, like it or with the
person that spit on you?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yes, I just start laughing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, so you're you're at least a good sport about
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That's yeah, because I would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, that's your nice person, April, And I probably should
hang out with you more often. Most of the people
that I know are like Kevin. They'd be like, Oh,
what's going on, what's up, Laurie? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
God?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
First time ever?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's up? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I listened to you guys every morning, and I just thought.
My brother, like fifteen years ago, was at work and
he was coughing, and literally he said, the biggest guber,
biggest thing came in between this hand and hit his
secretary right in her hair. Didn't say nothing, She didn't
(05:29):
say nothing, but he said it was the awkwardest moment ever.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The worst is when you goober somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's gotta.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Be the worst, absolutely the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, that is bad.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That is bad when you get it on them. The
other if it lands on their face is the worst,
like it lands on or any part of their actual skin.
But the bey on their plate of food is like
keV said, that's a uh, that's a deal breaker to
the trash. Yeah, that is not my food anymore. This
girl that you had laying on your lap, was this
(06:02):
the first time dater or not somebody that ever before? Okay,
I never spit on her before, so she was Okay,
I knew that. You promise
All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Uh,
please promise me this next topic is going to be clean?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is my topic?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, that's why you're looking at me. Okay, Kevin is
now a spitter. I just want you to know that.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I guess you're right. And I didn't know this about myself.
You have those situations where you're in close proximity to people,
and I didn't think that when I talked I spit.
But I've been in situations where I've been to spitted on.
And I've also been in a situation spit it meaning
somebody spit on you. Yeah. I've been doused showers of
saliva from certain people.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
That day here in the studio, Mojo does he's eating.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I spit. I spit sometimes, Like you know, my
food that I'm eating, I've never seen it. I have
to I have to wear or have one of those
flexiglass things, those stupid things that he used to have
during covidnos like we had Sea World.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, get splashed exactly. But I had a friend over
and we were watching the movie. We're chilling on the couch.
She's laying on my lap, head in my lap. We're
just sitting there, and I don't know if I talked
about the movie or if I was talking to her,
but I've been down to have eye contact while I'm speaking,
and I present a shower and I can see it
as the flim releases from my lips. Let me use,
(01:16):
because it wasn't like a thick like you know, coagulated substance.
It was like a shower like it sprits and it
went all over her face. And it's nothing that she
could do it this way, but she hit me like
the home alone Kevin on both sides of her face,
but she didn't like cover her eyes and her face
and she just like wipes it away. At that point,
it's like, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Like, I can't apologize.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's all you can do. That's literally the only thing
you can do. So I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but you know I'm suposed to wash her face.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah I did, that didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
See, I always feel like if I do, uh, spit
on somebody, which I've done this before, Like I've had
it where I've had conversations with people and spin on them,
I almost feel like I need to wipe it off,
unless it's a woman and it lands on her chest.
I'm not going to tell you, but I feel like
I do need to like do something like either no,
like I feel like, well, if it's on their shoulder
or something like that, I'm like, oh god, on a second, Like,
(02:08):
have you ever had that that happened where you spit
on the person other than this girl, like where it
literally lands on them just like a random talk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've never done that. I've had people like if you
go to a company party or you go to an
event and they got like the little small plates that
you walk around and people are talking. I've had conversations
with people who spit when they talk and spinning on
your food at that what you do, I'm throwing my plate.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I'm no longer.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Here's here's a question for you. If you spin on
somebody and they didn't recognize it or didn't didn't notice it,
do you say something like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm that type of person. I'm that type of person
that's like, oh my, I'm so sorry. But see if
they don't recognize and I'm not saying anything just.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Happened to me. So I was getting an eyelash lift.
If you're a girl, you probably know what it is.
So I'm laying down and the person's the tech is
above me doing it and she spit on my face
and she did address it. She said, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry, and then she wiped it off. Yeah,
but it was disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Eight four four Mojoe Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four eight. Have you ever been the
spitter or the spit e and what do you do?
Do you acknowledge it or do you you know, do
you try to just let it go? The worst is
when you don't acknowledge it and the people then all
of a sudden go all right, well thanks so much,
and they put on.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
First I will. I've been in situations where I've been
extreme in my reactions where someone has spit and I'd
be like, oh got me. I'm like, it's just one
of those moments. You'll be like, Okay, you need to
know because I'm trying to look off for the next
person in there. Sometimes it spits and it didn't hit
my face, or I'm like trying to gauge the distance,
(03:46):
like did it fall off before it hit my have.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
You guys ever talked to somebody that has the spit
balls always in the corner of their mouth, and I'm
looking at them, going stay in place, because if that
goes out, you're.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That is, by the way, a passionate person or a
dehydrated persons usually like they're so passionate that they got
foemen at the mouth a little bit. I've actually offered
a napkin to a friend that was like that, so
wipe their mouth. Yeah, they had like I'm like, man,
you got something going on there? What's up, April high?
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Hey? How are you guys this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
So I was gonna say, you gotta be a little
nice when that happens, because it happens to everybody, and
you don't want to embarrass people.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, no, you, And honestly, it does happen to everybody.
But do you acknowledge it, like it or with the
person that spit on you?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yes, I just start laughing.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, so you're you're at least a good sport about
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That's yeah, because I would be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, that's your nice person, April, And I probably should
hang out with you more often. Most of the people
that I know are like Kevin. They'd be like, Oh,
what's going on, what's up, Laurie? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
God?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
First time ever?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's up? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I listened to you guys every morning, and I just thought.
My brother, like fifteen years ago, was at work and
he was coughing, and literally he said, the biggest guber,
biggest thing came in between this hand and hit his
secretary right in her hair. Didn't say nothing, She didn't
(05:29):
say nothing, but he said it was the awkwardest moment ever.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The worst is when you goober somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, that's gotta.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Be the worst, absolutely the worst.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, that is bad.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That is bad when you get it on them. The
other if it lands on their face is the worst,
like it lands on or any part of their actual skin.
But the bey on their plate of food is like
keV said, that's a uh, that's a deal breaker to
the trash. Yeah, that is not my food anymore. This
girl that you had laying on your lap, was this
(06:02):
the first time dater or not somebody that ever before? Okay,
I never spit on her before, so she was Okay,
I knew that. You promise
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