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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo on the morning show. So what did you witness
in the bathroom? And it wasn't our bathroom, wasn't No, No.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, I've witnessed wild things in our bathroom, but never this.
I saw a guy throwing up in the journal.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I was out having some drinks, having a great time.
The vibes were high, and I had to use the bathroom.
And I go into the restroom. The journals were already taken,
so I popped into a stall, handled my ones and twos,
came out to wash my hands, and a guy burst
through the door, went straight to the journal.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And honestly, at least he didn't do it over your hands.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I could have would have been disgusted.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
At least he made it to the journal and not.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like, yeah, on the dance floor something on a lady
and a lady.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That's pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I actually thought it was gonna be something else what
I was in your bathroom. We went We went to
Canada once as a show for Naughty Mom's Night Out,
and I witnessed a guy number two ing in a urinal.
The guy backed his ass up like the song says
and number two in the urinal and it got me
(01:12):
thinking to myself, these Canadians don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
It was wild. The guy was drunk.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
The guy was really really drunk and we had to
stop off and it was and it was at where
you stop your you know, you get you have to
get out of the vehicle, like big vehicles and stuff
like that, and you have to like go into it's
kind of like a like a duty free or whatever
it is. And the guy, you know, I never thought
about that it was his duty free. He backed up
(01:40):
into the thing. And it was wild because then we
told all the women that this was going on, and
that was funny to see the moms peeing in the journals.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Have you repeated in a jurnal? How do they do?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They stick their leg or no, they back up and
they basically try to try to do it in a
way where they're squatting over the urine. Are there any
women that have ever beaten in the urineal you have
to call us up. But they try to make it
so that this is where you got to have good
like abs and stuff like that or whatever. You've got
to be in good shape because you have to hover.
(02:14):
It's kind of like, what are they what are those
called squat? Are they squats or something or what? So
they have to squat, yeah, and you have to push
your ass back. So the women were doing it, and
I'll be quite honest with you, I was trying not
to look because I just didn't want to get in trouble.
Somebody took a picture of me looking and stuff. But
the funniest was they said that one of the moms
(02:35):
and it was not the most physically fit of all
the moms that were there, Like, there was a couple
of moms that were you know, they you know, they're moms,
you know whatever, and in the Olympics. And they said, well,
they said that the one discus ladies. Well, these no,
these women were just laughing their asses off. They all
(02:57):
took pictures of it. So eight four fur Mojo Live
is the telephone number. Textas ninety five five zero zero.
So when the guy threw up, did you go tell
anybody at the place that you want I just drive
my hands and look, Oh I'm I'm the bathroom police.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Do you understand that?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So if I go to a restaurant, like I was
telling you guys last night, I went to a place,
and I thought that the restrooms were a little bit dirty.
And there was a guy that was working in there
and I said to him, I go, I go, hey,
you guys may want to tell your manager or something
like there's if the bathroom's dirty, I want I think
that people should know about it, because I don't I judge.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Places on how bad the bathrooms are.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There is a new Instagram account that I started following,
and he goes around to different businesses and rates their bathrooms.
He does like bathroom reviews. Oh yeah, Like he'll go
to like mcdonald'spot. He'll just go to different restaurants and
places and test.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Bathroom and our listening your cutest the fed in Criston. Yes,
the floor my number one wallpaper? Is it the floor?
You mean like not peeing around the floor.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's like a tile lord. I think it says a
message like you are beautiful. There's something in the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
A lot of bathrooms. A lot of restaurants have really
nice bathrooms. That place that we went to a Christmas time,
that's right there under the tree. What's that one? They
have nice bathrooms too. What's up, Rob? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
For a time?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Long time?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
So so me and my wife's when a couple of
my friends went to a Nico Moon Nelly concert a
few years ago and uh, wait in line until like
two hours to get to the bathroom, and it told
women in the men's bathroom literally peeing in the yarnolds.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh that's great. Yeah, I would think that that's that's
a that's a big deal.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh yeah, straight by over grabbing their ankles the Lena run.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That is well, women's lines are so nuts, how long
they are. Always you go to a sporting event of
any kind or a concert, those lines are ridiculous, how
long they are.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
So they didn't care that they were in there.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I'm like, you gotta move, and she's like, go ahead, So.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
You gotta move.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You got to be in good shape, rob to be
able to back your ass into one of those things.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Right, Yeah, absolutely, I say so.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I can't even hover over a toilet that's dirty. Like
I just say, all right, screw it, I'm just gonna
sit down because I got no I got no squat
muscles at all. Yeah, Like, if you got a doodo
in public, do you lay down on toilet paper?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
If they don't have a dodo, shoot.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Uh maybe yeah, sometimes probably raw dogger?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
What's up? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Uh? Yeah, So I was gonna say that. One time
my best friend and I we were at a sweet
sixteen and we went to the bathroom and there was
a urinal in there, so I'm guessing it maybe used
to be a men's bathroom. I don't know, but we
were just like, well, for fun, let's just try.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
To use it.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So we did, and yeah, it was just kind of
like a stick your leg up situation.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Didn't work.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah it did.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Aim.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Do you recommend that Shannon and Anna try this sometime?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I mean, yeah, you know, first part for everything, just
to say you did it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, Would you guys ever do it?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Would you ever think about that chin grabs if you
needed to?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean if if trust me, I've pooped and peede
in some really strange places.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Desperation, sure, yeah, adventurous.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
To go back to the throwing up part Nia that
cav was talking about the guy throwing up throwing up
in the journal, Uh, Shannon's thrown up into many.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
A purse pursues. Oh yeah, I owe my sister like
three or four purses.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Still, would you ever would you ever use a purse
again if you threw up into it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
And it ends?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh no, I think throws worse than booboo.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So no, Yeah, well we have two good throw up stories. Yeah,
we already know that I threw up on a plane once.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That was awful.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But my one of my best friends, we were at brunch.
We were doing bottomless mimosas, and she was overserved and
she had to yak. It was an open kitchen. She
couldn't make it to the bathroom. She into the kitchen
and threw up in their sink, and they were so
mad because that messed up the whole kitchen for everyone
else in the restaurant. They're like, we have to disinfect everything.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
There is no way that they would ever allow her
back into that show.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She can't go back.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
No, that's horrible.
Mojo on the morning show. So what did you witness
in the bathroom? And it wasn't our bathroom, wasn't No, No.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, I've witnessed wild things in our bathroom, but never this.
I saw a guy throwing up in the journal.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I was out having some drinks, having a great time.
The vibes were high, and I had to use the bathroom.
And I go into the restroom. The journals were already taken,
so I popped into a stall, handled my ones and twos,
came out to wash my hands, and a guy burst
through the door, went straight to the journal.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And honestly, at least he didn't do it over your hands.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I could have would have been disgusted.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
At least he made it to the journal and not.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like, yeah, on the dance floor something on a lady
and a lady.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That's pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I actually thought it was gonna be something else what
I was in your bathroom. We went We went to
Canada once as a show for Naughty Mom's Night Out,
and I witnessed a guy number two ing in a urinal.
The guy backed his ass up like the song says
and number two in the urinal and it got me
(01:12):
thinking to myself, these Canadians don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
It was wild. The guy was drunk.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
The guy was really really drunk and we had to
stop off and it was and it was at where
you stop your you know, you get you have to
get out of the vehicle, like big vehicles and stuff
like that, and you have to like go into it's
kind of like a like a duty free or whatever
it is. And the guy, you know, I never thought
about that it was his duty free. He backed up
(01:40):
into the thing. And it was wild because then we
told all the women that this was going on, and
that was funny to see the moms peeing in the journals.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Have you repeated in a jurnal? How do they do?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They stick their leg or no, they back up and
they basically try to try to do it in a
way where they're squatting over the urine. Are there any
women that have ever beaten in the urineal you have
to call us up. But they try to make it
so that this is where you got to have good
like abs and stuff like that or whatever. You've got
to be in good shape because you have to hover.
(02:14):
It's kind of like, what are they what are those
called squat? Are they squats or something or what? So
they have to squat, yeah, and you have to push
your ass back. So the women were doing it, and
I'll be quite honest with you, I was trying not
to look because I just didn't want to get in trouble.
Somebody took a picture of me looking and stuff. But
the funniest was they said that one of the moms
(02:35):
and it was not the most physically fit of all
the moms that were there, Like, there was a couple
of moms that were you know, they you know, they're moms,
you know whatever, and in the Olympics. And they said, well,
they said that the one discus ladies. Well, these no,
these women were just laughing their asses off. They all
(02:57):
took pictures of it. So eight four fur Mojo Live
is the telephone number. Textas ninety five five zero zero.
So when the guy threw up, did you go tell
anybody at the place that you want I just drive
my hands and look, Oh I'm I'm the bathroom police.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Do you understand that?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So if I go to a restaurant, like I was
telling you guys last night, I went to a place,
and I thought that the restrooms were a little bit dirty.
And there was a guy that was working in there
and I said to him, I go, I go, hey,
you guys may want to tell your manager or something
like there's if the bathroom's dirty, I want I think
that people should know about it, because I don't I judge.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Places on how bad the bathrooms are.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There is a new Instagram account that I started following,
and he goes around to different businesses and rates their bathrooms.
He does like bathroom reviews. Oh yeah, Like he'll go
to like mcdonald'spot. He'll just go to different restaurants and
places and test.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Bathroom and our listening your cutest the fed in Criston. Yes,
the floor my number one wallpaper? Is it the floor?
You mean like not peeing around the floor.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's like a tile lord. I think it says a
message like you are beautiful. There's something in the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
A lot of bathrooms. A lot of restaurants have really
nice bathrooms. That place that we went to a Christmas time,
that's right there under the tree. What's that one? They
have nice bathrooms too. What's up, Rob? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
For a time?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Long time?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
So so me and my wife's when a couple of
my friends went to a Nico Moon Nelly concert a
few years ago and uh, wait in line until like
two hours to get to the bathroom, and it told
women in the men's bathroom literally peeing in the yarnolds.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh that's great. Yeah, I would think that that's that's
a that's a big deal.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Oh yeah, straight by over grabbing their ankles the Lena run.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That is well, women's lines are so nuts, how long
they are. Always you go to a sporting event of
any kind or a concert, those lines are ridiculous, how
long they are.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
So they didn't care that they were in there.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I'm like, you gotta move, and she's like, go ahead, So.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
You gotta move.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You got to be in good shape, rob to be
able to back your ass into one of those things.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Right, Yeah, absolutely, I say so.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I can't even hover over a toilet that's dirty. Like
I just say, all right, screw it, I'm just gonna
sit down because I got no I got no squat
muscles at all. Yeah, Like, if you got a doodo
in public, do you lay down on toilet paper?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
If they don't have a dodo, shoot.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Uh maybe yeah, sometimes probably raw dogger?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
What's up? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Uh? Yeah, So I was gonna say that. One time
my best friend and I we were at a sweet
sixteen and we went to the bathroom and there was
a urinal in there, so I'm guessing it maybe used
to be a men's bathroom. I don't know, but we
were just like, well, for fun, let's just try.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
To use it.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So we did, and yeah, it was just kind of
like a stick your leg up situation.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Didn't work.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah it did.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Aim.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Do you recommend that Shannon and Anna try this sometime?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I mean, yeah, you know, first part for everything, just
to say you did it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, Would you guys ever do it?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Would you ever think about that chin grabs if you
needed to?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Would you ever do it?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean if if trust me, I've pooped and peede
in some really strange places.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Desperation, sure, yeah, adventurous.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
To go back to the throwing up part Nia that
cav was talking about the guy throwing up throwing up
in the journal, Uh, Shannon's thrown up into many.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
A purse pursues. Oh yeah, I owe my sister like
three or four purses.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Still, would you ever would you ever use a purse
again if you threw up into it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
And it ends?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh no, I think throws worse than booboo.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So no, Yeah, well we have two good throw up stories. Yeah,
we already know that I threw up on a plane once.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
That was awful.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But my one of my best friends, we were at brunch.
We were doing bottomless mimosas, and she was overserved and
she had to yak. It was an open kitchen. She
couldn't make it to the bathroom. She into the kitchen
and threw up in their sink, and they were so
mad because that messed up the whole kitchen for everyone
else in the restaurant. They're like, we have to disinfect everything.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Now.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
There is no way that they would ever allow her
back into that show.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
She can't go back.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
No, that's horrible.
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