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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, channel nine five five one oh four point
five as an X ninety two point five Kiss FM,
and of course the iHeartRadio app. I would be surprised
to say this, but I don't think keV does seem
like this kind of a guy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But keV showed up on the wrong day, Brod did.
So my cousin's wife shout out to Christina. Christina has
a cousin and I know the cousin's name, but I
don't know which cousin it is.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So the cousin is in Katam Mazoo.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
She's coming up to De Trait and she's coming up
for a concert, and Christy wants to take her cousin
out for dinner, and she doesn't want her to be
a third wheel, so her gerard and the cousin. She
wants someone to go and she thinks it should be
a guy. So she reached out to me. Now she
prefaced it with I don't know if you're dating or
if you're looking at date, so obviously trying to set
me up. Oh that's the only reason you saying that.
(00:48):
So she like, okay, do you want to go out
to eat? I'm like, are y'all paying for the food.
She's like, She's like yeah, I'm like bet So she
sends me the reservation, and in my mind, I'm like, Okay,
this is the day. This is the time. The day comes.
This is Friday. By the way, the day comes. I'm
laying in the bed, maybe like one or two o'clock.
After I leave the station, pull up the reservation. I'm like, oh,
(01:09):
it's at four forty five. I'm thinking it's later in
the evening. So I'm like, man, I gotta get ready
to go now. I can't be late. So I get
my little clothes on, take my shower, you know what
I'm saying, got my little door cologne. You know what
I'm saying, smelling good, fresh cut. Ready to go, jump
into uber. I'm headed down there. Text Chrissy because it's
like four forty five right now, even I'm five minutes away.
(01:30):
I text her him like in the uber. She sits
back four question marks. I'm a block away from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I pull up the reservation. It's for this Friday. Oh
my time, next Friday. I'm so ready, bro, I'm in
the car. I got the clothes on. She's like, what
are you doing there? I'm like Oh my god. You
know what surprises me about that?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I could predict that you would show up a week late,
not a week early.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Like that's being a weird surprised bro.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I was not gonna what did you do? Did you
go in and have a drink or no?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I caught my friend who works downtown and I stayed
out all night. It bro, with three you got to
use You can't go home with that?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do you not keep a calendar on your phone that
you add stuff to.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm just now getting to the point of my life
where I'm starting to ask until my calendar because you're busy.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Like between Piston stuff, Michigan State stuff that you host,
the show stuff, and.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm getting old, so my brain isn't working all the
dates you go on.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You got a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
How do you keep it all?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I like though, that you at least now know where
to go, like you almost are ready for the Friday
day that you have.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I had a dry run.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, it was kind of like it's perfect because now
you know exactly how early you have to get the
uber to be able to get there on time thanks
to not be late. I like this part of this,
and by the way, has anybody ever done this eight
four four Mojo Live as anybody ever showed up on
the wrong day for for an event or for anything.
I like though that your friends are setting you up
(03:03):
and you're making them pay for the bill. Yeah, so
you're you're not going to contribute at all to this?
Because why?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Because I feel like I'm being treated as like meat,
Like I'm the I'm the one that's supposed to be
yes rent a date. I'm supposed to show up and
probably be charismatic and make sure she has an enjoyable experience.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And you ask me, so why?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So that's why you have to be the the treated one.
Does this girl see that? Because that's unattractive if this
girl realizes that you're not paying for anything.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean, I don't know what she looks like, and
I don't want to sound like super physical, but.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Like you didn't look at her Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I I didn't ask for any of that.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Like I feel like I've known her cousins so and
I recognize the name. I just can't figure out which
cousin it is. So when I get there, I'm gonna
know immediately, Oh, you the one right there? What if
it is the hot cousin, you're not gonna pay at all,
And I'm Warner steak of potatoes already looked at me.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
An, wait, so you who's paying for this?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Your budd's paying, Gerard's paying for this. I don't care
who pay.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But what you don't want to look like a baller
and fine, put down the old Chase card or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm not chasing that. No, you're not as a as
a woman.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Uh And I'll ask Shannon and uh Anna and Lydia
and Bianca. If a guy doesn't put up the money,
if he doesn't say, hey, I'm going to pay for
this one or pay for you, do you look at
him like he's cheap? Like if he lets Gerard pay
for the whole thing, does it look.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like he's uh, well, see that. If Gerard's paying for
the whole thing, then I'm thinking Gerard's just being nice
and treating everybody to dinner. So calves off the hook.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
What if what if makes her pay?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Then then I would have a bad taste in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Do you be looking at Girard crazy? Huh? We'd be
looking at Girard crazy because he's doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's from a whole different city, she's coming up here
to be with her family before she goes to her event.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
They should be treating Hey Marvin, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Going on?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What's happening? It's good to talk to you man. What
do you think about this? Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
First off, what do you think I kept showing up
on the wrong day? Is that crazy that he showed
up complete week early for a date?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I believe it.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, but I have no idea something similar like to that.
When I was working. You know how you worked so
many jobs. Yeah, I actually went to the wrong job.
Didn't have to work. What a long uniform? Yeah, it
was off that it was off that day.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, now so you so you showed up to work.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They they thought right there, They thought, this guy's a
great employee, right, he is ready to go the other job.
Probably thought this guy, where is that bastardad he's not
showing her. He's no call, no show.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, And they looked at me and like, hey, what
did you wearing? I had a different uniform on and everything,
you know, you off the day. I was like, okay,
I go, I gotta change my way.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, Marvin, quick question for you. If friends are setting
you up with a girl, do you make your friends
pay for the date, because they're the asking you to
do them a favor by being set up with one
of their girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Because I got put on Oh sorry, I was at
I was at a school school zone.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is that the crossing guard yelling at you for not
paying attention? Wait, you pay attention. I'm not even gonna
let you answer that one. I don't want you to
get in trouble. Paula, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Hi, Hi, that's what I'm first time, long.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Time, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Excited? So it's a little bit different of a story.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But we were supposed to go.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Into a friend's sons graduation party here in town and
it was at a vf W hall And actually we
might have been there on the wrong day, but we
actually went to the wrong place as well. We went
to the wrong vs W hall. We saw we did
see a truck in the parking lot that we thought
was my boyfriend's son.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Struck.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
We just thought we must be here a little earlier.
We saught the people hanging up some decorations, were like,
this was really weird, Like, I don't say the people, Yeah,
it was not our party. It was a baby shower.
It was not even for us. But actually I do
think it might have been on the wrong weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Now that that oh, that's hysterical.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
And we had a gift.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, and you so you had to you had to
take the gift. I'm sorry, I take this gift back right,
not your gift for this Tiffany.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I'm good? How are you this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Good? Tiffany. We all know how much you hate So.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I showed up a date early to a bridal shower,
pulled up, there was no cars anywhere go up, the
doors locked. I felt so stupid. I had managed to
commit my boyfriend to watch all four of our kids all.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Baby and you're probably all dressed.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And the interesting thing is, I was going to say, you,
well know how much people hate ridal showers and baby showers,
Like going to showers is kind.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Of boring, isn't it. Am I right in that? I
like you like that.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
In that type of situation where you're all dressed up,
do you just keep the night.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Going or do you go home?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Are you the day?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, it was during the day. So I just kind
of text my boyfriend. I was like, guess what, you're
off the hook.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
I'm not at home.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
See, I would just have him babysitting. I'd go to Target.
What's up, Angie, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Good morning, I'm great. First time call. My husband and
I showed up a week early for a funeral.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh my gosh, wait, you didn't even know they were
dead yet.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Well, we showed up. I didn't know the person. So
I went with my husband and we went to the church.
We walked in, sat down, and my husband's looking around
and he didn't see anyone he knew, yeah, and it
was a memorial service. He's looking up front. He's like,
I don't see Dave. I don't see any of his family.
(09:07):
He's like, wait a minute, that's not Dave's mom up there.
And I'm like, goodness, family's walking in, and he goes,
we got to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I had the same thing happened to me because you
know the funeral home guys always own like multiple funeral homes.
I went to Keith Janki's mom's uh, wrong funeral. I
went to the wrong place, and I'm there the whole
time going I know, I've never like really known his
mom that well, but that doesn't look like.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
His mom, didn't you do that CAV too?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, my mom, I just didn't know what they did.
God looked like, so I just showed a picture to the.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Hold.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
On a second, Nicole wants to say something about CAV.
What's that, Nicole?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Oh, I guess sort of funny that Kevin wouldn't look
up the girl on Instagram, but he looked up the
menu
All right, channel nine five five one oh four point
five as an X ninety two point five Kiss FM,
and of course the iHeartRadio app. I would be surprised
to say this, but I don't think keV does seem
like this kind of a guy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
But keV showed up on the wrong day, Brod did.
So my cousin's wife shout out to Christina. Christina has
a cousin and I know the cousin's name, but I
don't know which cousin it is.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So the cousin is in Katam Mazoo.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
She's coming up to De Trait and she's coming up
for a concert, and Christy wants to take her cousin
out for dinner, and she doesn't want her to be
a third wheel, so her gerard and the cousin. She
wants someone to go and she thinks it should be
a guy. So she reached out to me. Now she
prefaced it with I don't know if you're dating or
if you're looking at date, so obviously trying to set
me up. Oh that's the only reason you saying that.
(00:48):
So she like, okay, do you want to go out
to eat? I'm like, are y'all paying for the food.
She's like, She's like yeah, I'm like bet So she
sends me the reservation, and in my mind, I'm like, Okay,
this is the day. This is the time. The day comes.
This is Friday. By the way, the day comes. I'm
laying in the bed, maybe like one or two o'clock.
After I leave the station, pull up the reservation. I'm like, oh,
(01:09):
it's at four forty five. I'm thinking it's later in
the evening. So I'm like, man, I gotta get ready
to go now. I can't be late. So I get
my little clothes on, take my shower, you know what
I'm saying, got my little door cologne. You know what
I'm saying, smelling good, fresh cut. Ready to go, jump
into uber. I'm headed down there. Text Chrissy because it's
like four forty five right now, even I'm five minutes away.
(01:30):
I text her him like in the uber. She sits
back four question marks. I'm a block away from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I pull up the reservation. It's for this Friday. Oh
my time, next Friday. I'm so ready, bro, I'm in
the car. I got the clothes on. She's like, what
are you doing there? I'm like Oh my god. You
know what surprises me about that?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I could predict that you would show up a week late,
not a week early.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Like that's being a weird surprised bro.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I was not gonna what did you do? Did you
go in and have a drink or no?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I caught my friend who works downtown and I stayed
out all night. It bro, with three you got to
use You can't go home with that?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do you not keep a calendar on your phone that
you add stuff to.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm just now getting to the point of my life
where I'm starting to ask until my calendar because you're busy.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Like between Piston stuff, Michigan State stuff that you host,
the show stuff, and.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm getting old, so my brain isn't working all the
dates you go on.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You got a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
How do you keep it all?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I like though, that you at least now know where
to go, like you almost are ready for the Friday
day that you have.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I had a dry run.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, it was kind of like it's perfect because now
you know exactly how early you have to get the
uber to be able to get there on time thanks
to not be late. I like this part of this,
and by the way, has anybody ever done this eight
four four Mojo Live as anybody ever showed up on
the wrong day for for an event or for anything.
I like though that your friends are setting you up
(03:03):
and you're making them pay for the bill. Yeah, so
you're you're not going to contribute at all to this?
Because why?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Because I feel like I'm being treated as like meat,
Like I'm the I'm the one that's supposed to be
yes rent a date. I'm supposed to show up and
probably be charismatic and make sure she has an enjoyable experience.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And you ask me, so why?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So that's why you have to be the the treated one.
Does this girl see that? Because that's unattractive if this
girl realizes that you're not paying for anything.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I mean, I don't know what she looks like, and
I don't want to sound like super physical, but.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Like you didn't look at her Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I I didn't ask for any of that.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Like I feel like I've known her cousins so and
I recognize the name. I just can't figure out which
cousin it is. So when I get there, I'm gonna
know immediately, Oh, you the one right there? What if
it is the hot cousin, you're not gonna pay at all,
And I'm Warner steak of potatoes already looked at me.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
An, wait, so you who's paying for this?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Your budd's paying, Gerard's paying for this. I don't care
who pay.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But what you don't want to look like a baller
and fine, put down the old Chase card or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm not chasing that. No, you're not as a as
a woman.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Uh And I'll ask Shannon and uh Anna and Lydia
and Bianca. If a guy doesn't put up the money,
if he doesn't say, hey, I'm going to pay for
this one or pay for you, do you look at
him like he's cheap? Like if he lets Gerard pay
for the whole thing, does it look.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Like he's uh, well, see that. If Gerard's paying for
the whole thing, then I'm thinking Gerard's just being nice
and treating everybody to dinner. So calves off the hook.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
What if what if makes her pay?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Then then I would have a bad taste in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Do you be looking at Girard crazy? Huh? We'd be
looking at Girard crazy because he's doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's from a whole different city, she's coming up here
to be with her family before she goes to her event.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
They should be treating Hey Marvin, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Going on?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What's happening? It's good to talk to you man. What
do you think about this? Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
First off, what do you think I kept showing up
on the wrong day? Is that crazy that he showed
up complete week early for a date?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I believe it.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, but I have no idea something similar like to that.
When I was working. You know how you worked so
many jobs. Yeah, I actually went to the wrong job.
Didn't have to work. What a long uniform? Yeah, it
was off that it was off that day.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, now so you so you showed up to work.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They they thought right there, They thought, this guy's a
great employee, right, he is ready to go the other job.
Probably thought this guy, where is that bastardad he's not
showing her. He's no call, no show.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, And they looked at me and like, hey, what
did you wearing? I had a different uniform on and everything,
you know, you off the day. I was like, okay,
I go, I gotta change my way.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, Marvin, quick question for you. If friends are setting
you up with a girl, do you make your friends
pay for the date, because they're the asking you to
do them a favor by being set up with one
of their girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Because I got put on Oh sorry, I was at
I was at a school school zone.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is that the crossing guard yelling at you for not
paying attention? Wait, you pay attention. I'm not even gonna
let you answer that one. I don't want you to
get in trouble. Paula, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Hi, Hi, that's what I'm first time, long.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Time, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Excited? So it's a little bit different of a story.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But we were supposed to go.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Into a friend's sons graduation party here in town and
it was at a vf W hall And actually we
might have been there on the wrong day, but we
actually went to the wrong place as well. We went
to the wrong vs W hall. We saw we did
see a truck in the parking lot that we thought
was my boyfriend's son.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Struck.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
We just thought we must be here a little earlier.
We saught the people hanging up some decorations, were like,
this was really weird, Like, I don't say the people, Yeah,
it was not our party. It was a baby shower.
It was not even for us. But actually I do
think it might have been on the wrong weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Now that that oh, that's hysterical.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
And we had a gift.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, and you so you had to you had to
take the gift. I'm sorry, I take this gift back right,
not your gift for this Tiffany.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I'm good? How are you this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Good? Tiffany. We all know how much you hate So.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I showed up a date early to a bridal shower,
pulled up, there was no cars anywhere go up, the
doors locked. I felt so stupid. I had managed to
commit my boyfriend to watch all four of our kids all.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Baby and you're probably all dressed.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And the interesting thing is, I was going to say, you,
well know how much people hate ridal showers and baby showers,
Like going to showers is kind.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Of boring, isn't it. Am I right in that? I
like you like that.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
In that type of situation where you're all dressed up,
do you just keep the night.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Going or do you go home?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Are you the day?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, it was during the day. So I just kind
of text my boyfriend. I was like, guess what, you're
off the hook.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
I'm not at home.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
See, I would just have him babysitting. I'd go to Target.
What's up, Angie, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Good morning, I'm great. First time call. My husband and
I showed up a week early for a funeral.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh my gosh, wait, you didn't even know they were
dead yet.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Well, we showed up. I didn't know the person. So
I went with my husband and we went to the church.
We walked in, sat down, and my husband's looking around
and he didn't see anyone he knew, yeah, and it
was a memorial service. He's looking up front. He's like,
I don't see Dave. I don't see any of his family.
(09:07):
He's like, wait a minute, that's not Dave's mom up there.
And I'm like, goodness, family's walking in, and he goes,
we got to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I had the same thing happened to me because you
know the funeral home guys always own like multiple funeral homes.
I went to Keith Janki's mom's uh, wrong funeral. I
went to the wrong place, and I'm there the whole
time going I know, I've never like really known his
mom that well, but that doesn't look like.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
His mom, didn't you do that CAV too?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, my mom, I just didn't know what they did.
God looked like, so I just showed a picture to the.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Hold.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
On a second, Nicole wants to say something about CAV.
What's that, Nicole?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Oh, I guess sort of funny that Kevin wouldn't look
up the girl on Instagram, but he looked up the
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