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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. It is the Mojo in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Shannon and keV an uh Lydia Bianca, Zach and myself
Mojo all happy to be here with you guys. Coming
off of a late night last night, a couple of beverages,
adult beverages. So I'm kind of waking up this morning
feeling like I still could be a little bit drunk.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't know. I was drinking my bourbon.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
This guy was drinking the tequila Ocho tequila I was
drinking last night. I was drinking four roses bourbon and
we were the only two because Chelsea was not drinking. Actually,
so can I tell you a little bit about this guy,
because you know it's funny. Yesterday does a topic about

(00:45):
how he was messing with that girl and that woman
called up.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I think her name was.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Was her name Mary, Mary, Mary called Mary and her
three beautiful children, and she was very upset with Kevin.
I want Mary to listen to this because I want
to tell you what kind of guy this man is.
This man, every single time he does something always makes
me realize how less of a human I am, how
less of a man I am. You know, I've in

(01:13):
my life tried to do one thing, and that is
I've tried to be a good human being, and I've
tried to be a good husband and a dad. Those
are like my things. This guy shows me up every
f in time. But the interesting thing was, I thought,
in the beginning of the night, this guy is finally

(01:34):
a human. He has finally got a flaw. Because I
answer my door and at the door the doorbell rings. Literally,
if I didn't know him, I wouldn't let him in
because I'd be afraid. He's wearing like a sweatshirt, an old,
dirty sweatshirt, and a pair of sweatpants that looked like
they would have thrown away. And he's holding in his

(01:56):
hands a gift for Chelsea. Not flowers, not chocolates, not
you know, anything you know, sweet and romantic that a
woman would want. He is handing in his holding in
his hand grapes. He's got a bag of grapes and
I and I let him in. I look at this grape.
I'm going, did these things fall out of like my

(02:16):
grocery bag on the driveway and he's picking them up
or something?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
What made you pick grapes as a gift.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Because everybody like grapes, like okay.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I will say I saw the photo from last night,
and these were not just ordinary grapes. They were the
cotton candy grapes, but are very you are my favorite,
and they're very difficult to find. Sometimes crowgra hasm, sometimes
whole foods hasm. Most of the times they don't. So
when I find them, it's like a treat.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
So the thought is like, I've been to Mojo's house
more than a few times, and I was taught when
you go to somebody's house, especially for an occasion, you
bring something. Yeah, Chelsea's not drinking, I'm not gonna show
wine and be like, well, when you can drink, here
you go. She's got a billion flowers already, so what's
one more bouquet gonna do. So I'm like, damn, I

(03:02):
can't just bring her nothing Like, who doesn't love grapes.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You're gonna get him.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
At some point, Lydia told me this is pretty funny.
So when I told Lydia the story this morning, I said,
I want to talk about this, Lydia goes, did you
see his TikTok? And they said no, I didn't see
his TikTok. I guess keV did a TikTok before he
came over to the house. Kevin knows and TikTok. Listen, yeah, listen, listen.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I prayed mostly so a friend of mine she married.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
It ain't nothing like that, but she invited me over
for dinner or her husband. Now I've been here several
times before, so this is not like my first time coming.
And I was taught like when you go over people's house,
like you.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Bring them something.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now I've been over here several times, and you know,
I brought flowers.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I think my first songs I brought. My son brought
wine before.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
She's had some medical situations recently, so I said things.
So I say all that to say, like I don't
be showing up if he handy. But she invited me
over for dinner. I'm like, man, what can I break
a bunch of people that sent their flowers already?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
So I know she ain't trying to get that. She
don't want wine.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
She like, just bring yourself. So my tripping, if it is,
that's my miner's bag. I just got some grapes who
don't like grapes.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Who don't like grapes and tripping.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
You think she's gonna be all right, eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Grapes are outrages, outageous.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Go look at the picture up on Instagram and Facebook
and all that stuff on our show in our station.
So he's there with his grapes. Okay, he's got it,
got the grapes. And Chelsea thought it was great. She
was hysterical and I ate and left him. Chelsea's best
friend Jessica was there too, and jess I thought it
was great too. He terms the literally the painties off

(04:51):
of every girl who doesn't like grapes. He's a panty
dropper when he does this thing. He also did something
that was the most interesting. And I'm gonna fast to
this because then I'm gonna come back and talk about
how weird he is. At the end of the night,
we're getting ready, you know, not getting ready to leave.
Jessica's getting ready to leave. She's gonna go home to
to you know, will Uh and Danny and Sloan. And

(05:11):
she's like, all right, I'm gonna get going, and he goes.
Nobody's getting up and I'm saying, couch. He's like, Jessica,
she's like a sister to me, you know what I mean.
It's all right, jess, I'll see it later. He gets up.
He walked her to her car.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh yeah, he always does that. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
If I walk out of this building and I'm by
myself and I'm parked in that lot, you always walk me,
and I always tell you please don't.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
He was gonna say, good do you do you realize
you were in West Bloomfield probably.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
In a community. It doesn't matter. That's what I supposed
to do, not gated.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
There are a couple, uh, there's a couple of riff
raft across the street from me, but they had aners
no no, So he does that.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It was just sweet. It was a very sweet thing.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
The other thing that is sweet too is his grandmama.
As he said, grandma mother calls, calls him up, He
answers the phone, and this is the sweetest.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
She's like, Kevin, what's on TV tonight?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
And he goes Tigers on Fandel and the Thursday night
football on Prime. She calls to ask him what sports
are on. She watches sports every night and ask him
for that. And then when she heard that keV was
hanging out with us, she goes, he's in good hands.
Like she was so sweet it was such a wonderful.

(06:23):
She was happy that you were over.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Did you oversay you're welcome or did you leave it like.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
A probably left like before nine for sure.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
That was it was fun. We we got red coats,
We got burgers, which he wanted burgers. Now this is
where the weird thing comes into play. Everybody ordered a
burger and fries. Okay, and so I also got the
Coleslaw too. She never had the Coleslaw there. It's freaking amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Never had it. Coleslaw is amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's honestly, it's as good as the KFC Colts Law,
which KFC has got great coloes Slaw. So okay, so
we order. We're all sitting there. We got styrofoam container
with our burger, styrofoam container with the fries.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Kevin does this. He eats the entire.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Styrofoam container of his French fries and does not touch
his burger.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh yeah, he will.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
This guy is the weirdest eater ever. He will not
eat like, he won't do fry, hare bite of the burger,
burger bite fry, you know, he doesn't do any of
that stuff. He and then he was full for eating
if he was my child, I'd send him to his room.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I don't because you've talked about how you do this before.
You have to like eat each thing before you move on.
Don't you want the perfect bite of that burger and
a fry.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
No ketchup.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
The only thing that should touch is the yams and
the macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's not that then they not touch it.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
I'm telling you. I'm telling you've never had the perfect threesome.
Is your mouth yams and macaris.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Really, that's the only time you come up. So here's
what happens with me.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
If I do that, I feel like I would eat
all my French fries, start taking a few bites in
my burger and be like, I just want some more
French fries.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I have to finish one before I have the other.
Even when I do breakfast, like I eat all my eggs,
then I move on to the bacon, then I'll have
the pancakes.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
The weirdest last.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
It's always in sections, and especially if it's burger and fries.
The fries are basically like your appetizer, Like that's your
starting point and then you finished with the burger. What's
even weirder as I'm sitting on this side of the table.
All three of them ate their burgers and I don't
care if they have lettuce on it with a fork
and a knife. Who the hell eager with a fork
and a knife they cutting up the burger?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
All we are in West Bloomfield. No, no, we all
are gluten free. And there were all lettuce wraps in
the lettuce wrap. You can grab a lettuce wrap and
bite it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I did.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I grabbed the f I grabbed the first couple of
bites in it all over the place like it literally
it like like it was like a like a pimple
popping right all over our hands. So uh, I don't know, Aaron,
You're not calling up about how weird of an eater
he is. But if you are calling up, you got
to talk about how weird of an eater is Well,
you wanted to call up about the grapes.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, that was the most wholesome thing I've ever heard
that He's just so innocent bringing great it was you.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
It was honestly one of the happiest moments that Chelsea
has had in the last month of recovering from surgery.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I mean, he was Yeah, he's totally right.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean she has many a flowers, she has.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
You know, she's not drinking.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's you know, it's it.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
There could be other things, but it's just so wholesome. Yeah,
who doesn't like great? It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I just went on his TikTok and read misfit Victor
put up on his TikTok. What do you want her
to do? Squish those with her feet to make her
own wine? What's up?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Cam?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Kind of along the same lines.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
As the last caller. Flowers, all of that stuff is great,
but grapes are like really expensive too, So I mean
it's pretty thoughtful and it.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Was expensive here.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I think it's like three ninety nine pound if you're
getting them.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
And the kind of candy one.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Cashed out even more. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Seriously, next time he's going to bring Brussels sprouts and
you never know.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I have been leading, hie, Courtney? What's going on? Courtney? Hi?
Happy Friday. We made it through the wheat.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
You wanted to say, good for Kevin because he really splurs.
Like the last caller said, my kids love hunting candy
grapes and they are like eight sixteen eighteen dollars. They're
so expensive.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, what about his what about the goofy? Noess of
the way he eats. He he has to eat every
item by itself, like he cannot go to the next
item until he, you know, finishes whatever he has.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, that's like serial killer.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
It is like telling you, yea be the only person
that gets this.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It is not hold on, You're not hold on, Jessica.
You there, Yeah, Jessica, what's up?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm with Kevin on the food eating. I've done that
since I was a kid. I cannot eat my food together.
I have to eat one thing.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's like I might be but I mean that's that's
mixing food to me, that's crazy. It's called the burger
and fries, not called fries and a burger. It's called
a burger, you know what I mean? Like we don't
pause in between each one of them. That's nuts. John,
what's up? John?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Hey? Hey, first time all the time? Oh that that
pregnant bos got me? What's going on? Oh? Nothing much.
I just do the same thing as Kevin. You did
my fries, that my burger. Okay, what kind of people? Weird?
Ask guys on the only the.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Only exception is five guys because they give you a
bag full of fries.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Okay, all right, so five and it's a big I'll
mix it. I'll mix anything with mats.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Taylor though you so you mix it all? Did you
ever do mashed potatoes and corn?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Amen?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
It goes in and comes out the same way. Sheianna,
what's up, Shanna?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I also agree with Kevin.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
I do the same thing fries before their It's just
weird if.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You mix up, that's right? Are you a single lady?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I was gonna say you. If you are, this is
the guy to date. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I don't often give my approval of men to date
because I have a lot of bad men in my life.
I think Kevin's a winner, I really do. I think
whoever gets him is gonna is going to benefit greatly in.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
N On TikTok. And he's awesome that she God bless
you except a bad gift. He burgers and f later
one at a time.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Update, the grapes were here. You don't know what to bring.
Bring something everybody can enjoy. Something that person can enjoy something.
That person will buy a.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Grape. Jennifer on's out.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I was gonna say I'm having surgery soon and Kevin
can bring.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Me some Kime candy grape both are my favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That's gonna be Kevin.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
They tell those all the time.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
They all need to Shannon, Do they really Yeah, they're
being hard to find. Okay, this is good to know.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Kevin is gonna be the grape giver.
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