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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning show, Kevin, listen to this guy.
So Kevin snuck a girl in last night while his
son Josiah was at the house. No, man, you said
that Usually you kind of keep the girls away when
you have Josiah.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And I did the same thing last night. No one
will meet Josiah until she has a ring on her finger.
I'm not playing to introduce you to my son. Game
and he falls in love with someone or whatever the
case they being in that Merson gets stripped in his life. Yeah,
I mean, that's never you know, happened outside of Sharil.
But that's not a pattern I want to start to create.
(00:40):
But I told, oh girl, listen, I got twenty twenty
five minutes, pull up, handle some work, and then we
gotta go up. All right, that's romantic. I mean, you know,
it didn't have to be romantic. Every session is romantic.
How did she get in? Did you sneak in a window?
Or how she came through the front door? She had
(01:00):
these heels all she was like, take off my boots.
I said, that's not necessary the booties for you.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You don't want did not you don't even let her
just come into the house and walk through your house
with her.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It wouldn't. It wasn't that type of experience.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
How close is your bedroom to Josiah was upstairs? What
if Josiah, though, came down, Like what if he couldn't
sleep and he was looking for you?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, it wasn't gonna happen. No, No, he was.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He was upstairs on roadblocks. I know, I had a
pretty good chance of him being locked in. This is
very has very teenage vibes to me for some reason.
Has anybody else done this? Has anybody ever done this?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Is this something that a lot of single parents have
to do, like if they're in relationships where they have
to sneak the the guy or the girl into the house.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She's snucky in.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
She and she had pretty high heels, and it was
very funny because she did the actual like motion of
trying to sneak in one foot in front of the other,
one hand, but that was a little joky vos. So
she snuck in, came right to the front room and
smack out. You guys spent time together, and then that
was it. She lughed hoss a pleasure. How long was
(02:09):
the entire experience max? Thirty minutes?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That's heads. Yeah, was it she wanting to come over
or you wanted? I mean the both of us. Okay,
we have been we have been talking for a while.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
This is somebody that I've had an experience with prior
to but we uh, this is one of the girls.
I said, I cut off a while ago and I
was just fiening, so we both were so.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
She just came over.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Wait, so did you say Josiah was awaken onun ropeo?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah he was.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
He wasn't even sleeping.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh yeah, no, no, he wasn't sleeping. And it did
pop into my mind, like what if he does come down?
But I know y'all know how danger kind of makes
it a little bit more sexy.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
What did you send it the group chat last night?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
That was a different experience.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Okay, sorry, Oh really I thought it was the same thing.
We'll save that for tomorrow, Okay, all right, because I
want to know. You send us a picture of something
and I think I know what it is, but I'm
not positive, So we'll talk about it tomorrow. You're gonna
want to be here for this cop So that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Had nothing to do with this girl.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That was another girl, correct, Okay, we won't Yeah, then
we won't get into it. This guy, I thought, remember,
he's taking a break. I heard that, and then then I.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Stopped said how long saide break was going to be?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hold on five five eight six, By the way, eight
four four mojo live eight four four six six five
six five four eight. If you've ever snuck somebody in,
I'd love to know. Uh, you know, first off, how
many single parents have to do this with their kids?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Five eight six says keV.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I just did that last week with a guy that
I've been talking to for the last month. I you
know what, I I could see that, Like if you're
a single mom and there's no way that you can
go and get out on dates, especially maybe you have
you know, full custody or most custody, I would think
that it's got to be very I would guess that
(03:53):
that has to be kind of difficult, you know what
I mean, Like what do you do? But what if
you do if your kids having a nightmare? Like what
if the all of a sudd and then there in
the nightmare is their mom's getting.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Laid in the bedroom. You gotta go hide.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I didn't have any contingency plans, but I think The
only thing I thought of if I had just heard
just like coming down the stairs, was the.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Way stop Joe, wait right there, Hold on, Joe, I
got I got your birthday present waiting. I got a surprise,
stupid Yeah, oh god, I do have to tell you that.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I've you know, watched the movies all the time where
you see the people like that have like the person
in the room and the husband comes home, That's what
I'm picturing, and they you hide behind curtains or in
the closet. Yeah, like something like that, or you had
to jump out the window and it ends up being
some kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Like you see those stories all the time where it's like,
go down the balcony, Dad's coming right right, I'm the
teenage girl.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Uh. By the way, this is in the two for
a typical Kevin. I like that typical Kevin.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Just like his mom says it, keV.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, do you think your mom? Are we doing this
topic at this time? Because Mom's probably not listening and
you're not going to get a call from her.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She'll hear everything I could. The real call for is
my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She listens to the entire do she Yeah, I'm starting
to realize that does she download the podcast and have
a podcast on she's a lot grandmama, my grandmama, Yes,
shout out to her.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We might have to have a conversation with uh.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
With Kevin. Let's have an intervention.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Four one nine. We got to call this person. I've
done it. Uh, sons staying at friends wanted to come home. Oh,
come on, let's talk to that person. I want to
know if I want to get that person on the air.
Let's see here what the here?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
She is? Amy? You there? Yes? So you're the texture right? Yes?
I am.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I had my uh you know, newly separated from my
person I was with, and I had my boyfriend over
and my son was supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Spending the night at a friend.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
He called says, he can't sleep, he wants to come home.
So I had to tell him that my friend had
a flat tire and was going to sleep in my
bed and I slept on.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The couch.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
And it was like it was two am I could.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I mean, I don't think I think he was wiser.
I think he yeah, he ain't dumb? Right, you didn't
raise no dub.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Is it tough when you're a single mom and you're
trying to to you know, fornicate.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I mean when you're trying to date. Well, absolutely, especially
when you know you're in a situation where your child
can potentially go back and tell the ex what is.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Going on how.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And it's like there's no there's no boundary, and you
can't say, you know, don't.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Tell them because now they want to run and make
a billboard and tell them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Don't you feel like a teenager all over again though
when that happens.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Absolutely so.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I never even did that when I was a teenager.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So I'm like, I'm paying the bills and I'm having
to sneak around, right, That is that is true? What
is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I have friends of mine that just hire babysitters to
go and hook up. Like they'll hire a babysitter, make
the babysitter take the kids to like Dave and Busters
or a movie just so that they can bring that
person over, and it basically is just a pure sex
section that they have with each other because they don't
get into my now that.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
That child is going to be eighteen in September. So
he's like, I know what's going on. Well, you take
care of yourself, okay, thank you too.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
We will mess your ma game o things.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Baby, Love you all right, love you, love you. Oh
I thought she was done. I'm sorry I thought she
was done.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You just hate it when people love me.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't because I love you the most. Yeah all right, Kevin?
Uh your mom I think could be listening. Love you, mom, right,