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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow much On the Morning show, Kevin's uncle got hit
by a car.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, brou sho out to uncle Keith. Not my real uncle,
but like you know, like family, that's my dad.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Like one of those uncles.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's my dad best No, and I'm one of my
mama like boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
They call me uncle like not like that's so weird
all uncles.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hell no, my mom ain't never bring dudes to the crib.
She was never on that time. But Keith, I've been
doing Keith forever. He like one of my dad's oldest friends.
Keith used to paint all the houses, do all the
handiworks out.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Didn't you love when you had your uncle in your
life that was a friend of the families and you'd
call him uncle And then you find out one day
they're not really your uncle.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Like you're like, we're not.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Even related, tell you absolutely, And Keith got a crazy laugh.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
He's like, that's not he's the laugh.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hopefully he's okay from getting it. Didn't hit by car.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's not even like the wildest craziest story, not that
it needs to be, because anytime you get hit by
a car is the craziest story.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
On its own.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
But keep is walking out of the grocery, not the grocery,
walking out of the gas station, and a white truck
backs into him. The picture that I got, so my mom,
I keep myself, called my mom, and my mom called
Keith because Keith, like, again, that's a lot of handiwork.
He was supposed to, like cut some trees down. So
she was calling him about that. He was like, I
ain't gonna be able to make it. She's like, what's

(01:22):
going on. He's like, I got hit by a car.
I'll show you. And that's why he laughed.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Done.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The picture she showed me is literally him, but on
the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm just imagining him laying there taking I was dying.
I starting laughing before I said this. He okay, my
mama sent a lot of pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Who took the picture of him on the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Point of view him like like aiming up at the
license plate of the truck.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's phone. Has anybody ever been hit by a car?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I did?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Did you? Yeah? I mean I think it happens semi
frequently downtown just because there's more traffic.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
But I was crossing at a crosswalk and someone was
making a turn and they just swiped my legs.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Out from under. Oh no, yeah, they just keep driving.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Let me see you see a big words pood.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
His legs just out there the Silverado.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Is that plot on him? Or is that that's paint?
Like you, he's a painter. Oh my god, you.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Just wanted to get that license plate. This could be
evidence in a in a clay.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
That is.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
My buddy, Jeff Sackway got hit by an Amazon truck.
That's a good one because you could get some swear.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Remember I talked about it in the air, Jeff sackt hit.
I was on the phone with him when.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
He got hit. Wow, I don't vaguely remember that. We
have a podcast of it.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's he was walking across Pontiac Trail and he's on
the phone with me and he's like yeah, So he's
like telling me some story about some you know girl
that he was hanging with, and all of a sudden
you hear in here, and then you hear.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Like that, and then you hear I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay, I'm okay. It was my fault. It was
my fault. No, can I tell you something about him?
This just shows you what.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Kind of guy Jeff sack was that he got up
and he didn't go to the hospital because he knew
he'd have to wait, so instead he went to the
Jewish country club because he knew there'd be a bunch
of Jewish doctors that were hanging out there. And he
got seen by a guy who was I think a

(03:47):
cardio or a cardiologist, a chiropractor something. He got and
then eventually went to the doctor and he had some
broken ribs and stuff, and he said, I'm not every
I talked about it in the air. Every attorney called
him right, call Sam, you know Femininio, probably you know Figer,

(04:09):
All these guys called him up. They all call him up.
And Jeff goes, I'm not sowing. He goes, it was
my fault. I wasn't paying attention. I thought you were
going to say he knew the guy who was driving
the car, because he literally knows everybody. He could have
owned part of Amazon at least gotten some gift cards.
That's how you know you already reached what about what
about our uncle, Harry uncle his uncle? Because David I

(04:32):
should ask. Last time out, I left him a voice man.
I ain't been able to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
He couldn't come paint, but he hold on.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
And by the way, David Feminino told me, if you
miss you know you miss work, you're getting paid. What's
going on, Stacy, Hi.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hey guys, good morning, and how are you.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
We're talking about Kevin's uncle. They got hit by a truck.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
So my son was fifteen walking home from football practice
and got hip a car on grash it. Got a
phone call from his friend saying he's gonna be okay.
But and thankfully I had left work early and I
was five minutes away. Well, I was probably ten minutes away,
but the way I drive, I was five minutes away.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Wow, I got there. They were closing the door of
the ambulance, so I was able to ride in the
ambulance with him. And it's funny because I looked at
the volunteer fireman. I was like, dude, you got him
with my car. I was like, but my guns in
my purse, so do something with that, okay, And he
was like dude, he said I can't with you because
I knew him, And so he took my car and

(05:36):
my son ended up being Okay, you had a fractured
pelvis and pctured Yeah, so he wasn't walking for a
couple of weeks, and my ex husband was pretty much
no help. So my son was like one hundred and
eighty and nine pounds and I had to like pretty
much do everything for him for two weeks. So it
was it was rough. But he's good now. He's twenty

(05:58):
two and.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Dumbred and never Yeah, well, thank you for the call.
Thanks for calling up about that one, Tony, you got hit?
Where'd you get?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Head down?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
In great time? On downtown Detroit?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
What the hell? What happened? So?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I was doing security at a venue and we were
throwing out this rental customer and we were tussling in
the middle of the street and the car was coming
and I was telling the guy, Hey, a.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Car coming, let go, let go.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
He didn't let go, So we got hit.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
By the car. We got hit? Did you let me?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
We got hit first because I saw the car coming.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
So I turned. I turned him. How did you.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yo? Like? Detroit's probably drinking.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
By the way. I like how you used him as
your shield. I gave him a morning.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
To get back to.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's funny, Tony. What's up, Josie? How you doing good?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
We're doing great, what's going on? We're talking about getting
hit by a card? Did this happen to you?

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah? When I was young, I was crossing the road
in front of my house and my neighbor she panicked.
I guess when she saw me and turned into my
driveway and hit me.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Man, I don't like this. I just seen that Netflix thing.
My perfect neighbor.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm did she feel horrible, Josie?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
She looks okay. I didn't do you know?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Thank God, you're okay? That's Horrible's I was hitting anybody.
I don't want to hit my neighbor, for God's sake.
So you live with that her whole life. My favorite
tax out of anybody who was three one three? Uncle
Keith better.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Call top Dog Law.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
What was the top Wait, Kevin, do the Top Dog
Law commercial? The Top Dog Law commercial about Uncle Keith.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Hitting as the last coming out the gas station. Give
me some music? What do I play? What would be
a good song? All right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hold, I say hold on, all right, holdsay don't go anywhere.
Don't go, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Uncle Keith coming out the gas station. You see a truck.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
He's not watching where he's going he's smashing Uncle Keith.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Ke's on the ground. He got your license plate. He's
calling this doll.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
He didn't pay.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Now the dog got your money. That's all
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