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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is mojo in the morning. Do you

(00:02):
kiss with your eyes open or closed? That is my
question I want to ask because the reason I asked
this is I think that my wife makes me nervous
with the fact that she when we kiss, has her
eyes open.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't necessarily think that this is a good thing.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I feel like there is a bit of, uh, you know,
I don't know, like maybe she's like looking at me
in a weird way or kind of seeing like you.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Know, the situation.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
And I try to keep up on those. I really
do try to keep up on those. You get a
facial or some every now and again. But but with
that said, I feel like I think it's psychotic to
kiss with your with your eyes open, Like I think
you've got to keep your eyes closed.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm an eyes closed guy. I'm an eyes closed girl.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Except if it's like a quick kiss, like a quick pack,
I keep my eyes open. But if it's like a
long sensual case, if there's tongue involved, eyes closed, like
what are you.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Looking at that? Whole time? I tell you I'm an
eyes open kisser.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I am, and I feel weird when I do it,
but I need to I need to make sure you're
enjoying this. I like to see the passion on your
face while I'm kissing. Is that why Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Keeps her eyes? Could be really I think.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Like and it feels weird. But also if you notice
her eyes open, I mean your eyes are open to.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
No I open.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
What happens is what happens is I'm kissing and then
like this morning, I kissed her goodbye, and I kissed
her goodbye, and she's got her eyes like this. Actually
they were rolling in the back of her head. And
all I kept thinking to myself was what is the
Bruno Mars song? Is? Is it grenade? Where he's like,
you had your eyes open, they were open. What you
know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, I should have And doesn't he say something
like I shouldn't I should have known you were trouble
because you had your eyes open, they were open, or
something like that. I don't know if it heard you
go hold on saying all right, I think I found it. Yeah,
I think I think that. I think I think that
Chelsea has Chelsea has that's just how you live.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh say hey, take it on, but you never kids
shouldn't know us trouble from the first kids had your passed? Well?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why were they open? Open? When you see the passion
on their face?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Make sure I'm seeing you and you know what I mean,
like you and what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Terror? Eyes open? Her eyes closed?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Eyes closed?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Mojoe, she doesn't trust you if her eyes are open?
Is that what it is? My wife doesn't trust me.
It's a sign of no trust.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
When you keep your eyes open, you.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Don't feel safe. Really, Oh my god, I'm like, what
is she?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Did she not trusting? I'm right there kissing her. How
can she not trust?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know. You two been together a long time.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know what are you up to? Well?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Does she think I'm gonna go down? Lower? What is
going on? So?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Did what? What does your guy due? Did your guy
keep his eyes closed the whole time?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Or do you not know because you keep it open.
He used to keep them open until I complained enough
about it, kept telling him he didn't trust me. So
now those are closed? Okay? So now wait, it sounds
like you forced him to close his eyes. I mean
it's been twelve years. It's about time. It's about time. Yeah,
maybe he's sleeping.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Only one person in the kissing can have their eyes open,
both of them. You can't have two eye open kissers, no,
because that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Hey, coy, what's up? Eyes open, her eyes closed? Eyes closed? Definitely, Yeah,
I mean, come on, you got to keep those closed.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's the passion, right, you're passionate into the moment.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
My husband, he kisses with his eyes open, and it's
the most strangest thing to me.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, you're like, what's going on? Are they rolling the
back of his head? If they roll in the back
of his head while they're open, then you're like, Okay,
makes me.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Think you're thinking too hard when you're doing it. Oh,
that's interesting. I never thought about that, Nikki. What's up? Hi, Nikki? Hey, well,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Me and the kids were in the car talking about
the Bruno mars so as the kids said that you
said it too.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
And everything. I feel weird for you every morning. I
love you. I feel weird talking in front of the kids.
But what about you? Are you? Are you kissing with
eyes open? Her eyes closed? Eyes closed? Yeah, keep them close. Yeah.
What are the kids names?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I want to say to them the vay destinies in
the car this morning, y'all.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Hey, guys, make sure you give mom a kiss before
you go into school.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, eyes open? All right? Love you guys. What's going on?
How you doing? Leah? Good morning? How are you guys? Great?
Eyes open? Her eyes closed, kissing eyes closed. I just
think it's really creepy. There's no there's no eyes open.
People here a crazy close. You're so close to you

(04:56):
end up cross side so few it's like you.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I always feel like when I'm kissing Chelsea, she's thinking
of something else, like you know what I mean, like
not thinking of somebody else, but she's thinking of I
got so much to do today.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I gotta do you know what I mean? What's going on? Amanda?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm telling you right now, Kevin, if I was kissing
you and I saw you when your eyes open.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I would literally be tripping out. No, you wouldn't. You
would be so wrapped up in my tongue, in your mouth, like.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't need someone like looking at my passion. You know.
But my eyes aren't open the entire time, but there
they are open at certain.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Increments, like you're open.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And then you close and you get into it, and you.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
When you open them like you're showing this is a
little like a zombie. Kevin, you got great eyes too
that I think you're trying to show them off?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Are ship like crazy? This looks? What's up? Jessica? How
you doing good? How are you good? What's up? I
think that it's just like a come like you're with
someone for a really long time.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think that if your eyes open every once in
a while, I think that's fine. Yeah, I think that's
probably what it is too. It's a comfort thing or
it's boredom. I don't know which one it is. Yeah,
but I like keeping them closed because I like to
sit there and think, you know what I mean, Like
I like to, you know, make sure I'm moving. Chelsea
thinks I watch too much TV too, Like you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Make sure you're moving.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I'm making sure I'm getting back and forth and making
sure that it's you know that she's getting all of me.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
What's going on, Jennifer? How you doing? I'm good? Good morning, Motive?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'm all right? What's happening? I agree with keV. Eyes
open there, we go keep see them? You have to, Yes,
it's the passion is there when you have your eyes
open and you're looking at them. I always like to
keep my eyes closed.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
She likes to keep her eyes open so that I'm
not like robbing her or something in that particular moment,
making sure I'm not stealing something.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
What's going on, Kim, Hey, what's going on? You have
to keep close because you've got to make sure it's
trying to have a flagged your parcel. Excuse me, I
don't know we should
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