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Speaker 1 (00:00):
KP felt her up in public and she didn't even
know her. Did you not even know this person?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well I didn't feel her up, but no, I had
just met her. It was first time meeting Dutch. I guess, yes, yes,
I mean so, here's what happened. I went to a
lionstale gate and I went with someone that we are
close with on the show, Josh, who does our videos. Yeah,
(00:26):
we were tailgating and he had introduced me to this
lovely couple and we spent the whole evening together. We
were walking around, we got to the point where we
were having shots downtown before the game, and it got
to the point where I don't know how this conversation started,
but she told me that her her boobs were real
or I said, are your boobs real? And she said, no,
(00:48):
they're fake, but they look real.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
They're like that. Those are so real looking, they're lovely.
That's that's how.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Many shots we were talking very openly about her book job,
this is a complete strain or who I am now
friends with, and she goes, would you like to feel them?
And I have never touched fake boobs. I have never
touched boobs other than my own, so I'm like, hell, yeah,
I'll touch your fake boobs.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'd love to see how real they feel.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And I really should have thought about this before I
did it, because she opens up the bottom of her
top to let me go underneath.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Wow, And like.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She doesn't show the whole bar, she just opens the
bottom so that I can slip my hands under nath
and I touch her boobs and I look over because
I'm I'm like wow, I'm like I'm shocked. I look
over directly into Josh's eyes and at that moment I
realized that should not have one probably not have filled
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her up in public, and two I shouldn't have looked
directly into a man's eyes while touching another woman's breast.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wait, I like, you take a booby? I don't like boobie?
Is that? Is there something to that letting another woman
feel your Yeah? Why is it that women who get
get boobs always will do that? They will they'll say, hey,
you want to feel them?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right? They're probably a big procedure. And if they you know,
there are a lot of boob catastrophes. If it looks good,
that's that's a pat on the back for you.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But that that happened. One of our old coworker's sisters
got boobs and came in the studio and was like,
you want to feel the boobs. I'm like, I'm not
going to feel your boobs. I don't even know you,
and I'm not gonna feel you.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
She asked a man to feel her boobs.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
She said, do you want to feel him?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That was her thing? Yeah, back in the day, I
remember that, and it was the wildest thing. Is they
all women who get fake boobs like to show you
their boobs too, like they like to Harry. Do you
want to see it like her? That girl could have
let you feel over the top. She let you go
under this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah that was crazy. That was crazy, but you know,
in not a weird way.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm fascinated, Like if somebody had a boob job, I
want to see how good or bad it is, and
how good about it feels.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Does it feel like normal boobs or does it feel
like fake boobs?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I think a lot of times they're very expensive, so
you kind of want to get.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Your money's worth and show them off to the ladies.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And also, I feel like every time somebody starts talking
about plastic surgery in a friend group, everybody talks about
what they've had done and like do you want to
see I liked my doctor, don't go to this guy?
Or have you heard about so and so? And then
you show him up like look at my belly button.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, it's like crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
By the way, Lions fans are the greatest fans ever,
the fact that you can actually get a Lions fan
at a tailgate to just go want to feel my boobs.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
We were in the middle of the bar, like everybody
probably saw, and but I just felt bad for gosh
because it's like now like he's standing next to us
watching two girls touch boobs. I just felt like, oh,
I probably put him in a really awkward situation. I
shouldn't have done that a right kidding. He was probably
the best afternoon of his life. That's the worst part.
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It's like I wonder if he got the wrong impression, you.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Know, yeah, oh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Probably right, thank you right now?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight anybody that has ever gotten
a boob job before? Have you ever let like just
strangers just touch your boobs, because that's that must be
a thing that happens to you. You're so proud of
getting them done that you want to either show them
or let them let just random people touch them.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
But also like I made the situation sexy and I
didn't even intend it to be that way, Like it
was only supposed to be like what does this feel like?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And it turned into like a porson of music?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, or it's like this is not what it looks
like in this situation.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Did feeling them make you think that you would ever
want to get a boob job one day?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No, just because I don't think I could handle like
the post op And I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't even think I have enough time off to
get a boob job? How are you? And ask Tony,
I gotta, I gotta take time off. You need to
call I did recently. I can't wait for boobs.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I totally did.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
He was like, why do you need time on? I
was like fixing my boobs?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, I don't think I would get a boob job,
But I am still curious, is do they actually feel
like real boobs or do they feel like what they
look like?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Implants?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Do other procedures like if somebody gets either their tummy tuck,
or they get a facelift, or they get a nose job.
Do you let people like see them or call them out?
I think boobs, really, I think I thought boobs would
be the only surgery that you would tell people you
got the rest of them. You want to make people
think is natural.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Ever since I have opened up about wanting to get
a tummy tuck and breast reconstruction, I could not believe
how many people started sending me And they asked first,
which I'm grateful for.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Started sending me pictures.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Of their scars, their doctors, their recovery pictures, stuff like
that to give me like a general idea of what
I was in for, which I really appreciated.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, those are big search what's up, Alissa, It's Mojo
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Hi guys, So my aunt got a boob job and
she actually she flashed our whole family on Easter.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Everybody, at what point of Easter was she flashing you? Like?
Was it where you guys.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Were before even happened?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
We didn't, we didn't eat. He Jesus is the only
thing that reason.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We're going to hell and I will meet you at
the gates.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
A texture here doesn't want to go on the air
with a seven three four says, it's obnoxious when my
wife does this after her boob job, she shows all
kinds of strangers her boobs. That that would be something
interesting that you would have to deal with. I guess
if you were the spouse or the friends of these people.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well her, her husband was right next to her when
she did this, like he looked. I looked over him,
and he was he was proud, like he was smiling
from ear to ear.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I bought them. I bought those like those are fantastic. Yes,
I agree like you for yourself. No, I think they
split it. I asked, how did you do finances.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You get in the divorce?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Do you have to get that one? Bad?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Stella? How you doing good? Some stranger? Let KP feel
her up? What's up?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah? No, I had a double myseectomy for breast cancer.
So now I want to have foods and it's amazing
how foods. It's amazing how many people want to touch
them or see them because I don't have any breast tissue.
I just have the implants. So Esa, Yeah, did you
have a learning experience?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Did you get the nipple tattooed?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
One?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I haven't a point been in February for that.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I am a woman who diet are a living and
it's it is honestly amazing what they can do.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So they look so real. Yeah, actually pierce them.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
And if you're into.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
That, I've seen it in real life too.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I guess if I've seen a lot more moobsh When
I worked at a gym, one of the coaches had
breast cancer, had her her booths removed, and she got
tattoo nipples on her implants and they looked incredible. She
showed the entire staff and all the everybody in the workout,
we have.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
A got work with your nipple tattooed on his leg,
And everybody's like, what the crap? Practice something?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Wow? Thanks for the cost Ella, We're happy that you're great.
What's up Avery? Oh I'm sorry. We just.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Co workers would go to.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I got fake boobs or whatever. So she would show
all of the girls that I worked with her fake booves.
So they would all go to like the bathroom together
while they were working and like have like a show
and tell did you ever think about doing this with
the guys and show your wieners to the Yeah, all
the time. We do that around here, Kevin, We don't
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in the days. I'm off, Come on, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Kevin is literally googling.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know. You could tattoo nipples and they don't
just come like your everyday nipples. They got like Carnival
nipples and star nipples. You can get them in any
shape you want.