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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right's Mojoe in the morning. I got a phone
call from Luke yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
For those that did not get a chance to see
or hear, I've been talking about the last couple of
days and then I'm done with it.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But no, we need updates until it's gone. It's going
to be a while, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I talked to the doc yesterday and the doc said
that it's probably gonna be a couple month thing. Where
So I fell down the stairs at a bar in
East Lansing for Dad's weekend with my son Luke. I
drank way too much and I fell down the stairs. Well,
Luke called me yesterday to say, Dad, you have officially
reached legend status on Michigan State's campus. He said, they
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still talk about you doing the Keg stand out in
front of that fraternity house that's across from Crunchies. And
he said that now it's gotten to a point where
they're now saying and he then fell down the stairs
at Harper's it's not like a Michigan State checklist, Honestly,
(01:00):
Can I tell you something I feel like, I like
I am a raging alcoholic or something like that, And
I was sober by the way for the kegstand. I
just want you to know that I was not sober
for this one.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I want to it's yourself. It's so bad. Oh my dear,
you're darker than me. You know, it's bigger crack. You
cannot say a hole on the radio. You are extremely bruised, sir,
I am.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, it hurts. I can't wear jeans because jeans are
too tight. Jeans are too tight around you.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're for real? Like, does it hurt to even sit
right now? It does hurt? Yeah, I like the sting.
I like, yeah, anymore at it? It's so bad. No,
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I I a cush so right now, right now.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The biggest thing that they want is they want to
there's a hemo hemotoma or whatever this I forget what.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The hematoma.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So they don't want they want to make sure that
the skin doesn't doesn't have any issues.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
As long as it's moving.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know, it's a pretty big they said it the size,
it's thirteen inches.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They measured it. They measured it. Yeah, it's like shoe
that's big. You take an ultrasound on it. I did.
I had to do an ultrasound.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
The lady said, it's bigger than the last baby that
she had inside there. Do you know how embarrassing it
was when I walked in there and she saw it
and she goes, oh, it was like a.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Medical professional get shocked. I get scared.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, like she was a little shocked by it. But
I So here's what I want to ask this question.
And I know we talked about drunk stories the other day,
so they don't have to be drunk stories. What dumb
thing did you do? Or what thing did you do?
It doesn't even have to be dumb thing that has
now officially gotten you legendary status, like now people all
know you, maybe it gave you your nickname. Maybe I
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should be you know, fall fall down the stairs Mojo
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
But and I'd love to know.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'd love to know what it was that you did
and what's the legendary status that you just achieved by
doing that, because I think I'm going to take over
that job of Cavs and hosts the Michigan State basketball.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
We're going to be like this guy fell down the
stairs and Harper's maybe.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
They'll give you one of those flags hanging at the
Breslent Center.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Do you think that way? Do you think that they'll
retire my number. Will they retire then and do that
for me? Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four
six six five six five four eight.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
What's up, Morgan? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
How are you good? You have legendary status, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I did for.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
A little while. I accident. We slipped and caught myself
while I was running at work and really messed up
my ankle, and I got the only desk job available
for like a year.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh, they gave you the only you know, maybe this
company needs to give me something for this.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, maybe I need Maybe I need a special I
want one of those chair or one of those rolling
like carts that you see in the front of Walmart
that you see just fat people in.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I want one of those.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I want to be able to have that to get
to and from my parking spot in Eastern Market here, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That would be a great start.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Making your demands.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Mojo.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Thank you appreciate that. By the way, thanks to five
one seven, who says Mojo, who hasn't fallen down the
steps at Harper's I'm not lying to you.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I don't know how they said the same my sister
and brother in law are both spartans, and they as
soon as I told them what had happened.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
My brother in law was like, oh yeah, everybody falls down.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Those helps tell them, tell them that it was nuts.
I first off, I will admit I did not feel
my feed that night. That's how things were with me.
But I had my hookahs on and they have gripped.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
But they did not grip. That's there. What what's up, Britch?
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Hey good? Mojoe?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
How you doing good? What gave you legendary status?
Speaker 8 (05:17):
So I for the last ten years I was living
out in Phoenix and the Suns were.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
You know, was the year they went to the NBA
Finals in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
Yeah, and I was at the bar and the news
reporter came up and just did a random interview.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Wasn't expecting it. So we do do an interview.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
And I don't know what got into me, but my
analogy of if the Suns would have won the finals
because they went to the finals like that that night
was pretty much. I said that, Uh, if the Suns
went to the finals, you know, the valley would be
like a pot of boiling water and the lit you know, explode.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Anyways, it was kind of ridiculous. So I made it
on the news. No big deal. But then I get
a phone call like the next day and said, dude,
you're you're aunt jam and Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh Jimmy. Oh yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
So I wasn't ere watching, but I look and next thing,
you know, I'm an Jimmy Kimmel and it's Anthony Anderson
is doing his monologue and he's like, it's hard to
explain the excitement of your team being in the NBA Finals,
but the Phoenix fan really slammed it home.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
And there's the clip of me, and then he gives
me the nickname of mister Pritail.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's awesome, Angela, what's going on? How are you good?
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Morning?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Good? How are you guys good? We're doing great. What's happening.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
I don't know if mine's so legendary, but my friends
still to this day after about twenty years, call me
rump Rost.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh sorry, Well, I do have a little bit of
a bigger booty.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
Okay, so we'll start with that, but we would we
would go, well, we still do. We'll take a canoe
trip up up north on the river.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Each year.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
We'll rent rafts and canoes. I tip over two canoes
trying to get in and out of one several different times,
and we saved all the liquor. It was good, But
to this day I'm still rump roasting like three people.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Y I, by the way, I hate getting into like
canoes because there's no graceful way to get into a
canoe without falling out over or those stand up boards
that they have out of boards on lakes.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I can't stand on the thing.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Everybody's standing up on the thing and going across cast
lake and there I am like a little kid on
a rowboat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (07:35):
So I am legendary status on a couple different schools.
My oldest, my oldest who graduated in twenty one, when
it was his junior year in high school, they were
on a band trip to Tennessee, and while they were
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stopping in Dollywood, we were running back to get to
the bus, and I tried to be cool and jump
the curb and I ended up supermaning and breaking my wrists.
So for the whole ride back from Tennessee, I was
riding a bus with a broken wrist for fourteen hours.
It seemed like and things like that, so everybody. I
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still hear stories to this day and he like, hey,
remember that mom that broke her risk Tellywood, And I
was like, yeah, that's everything like that. Just recently, my
senior now in high school, he at Saint Mary's. They
were trying to do a food run, but no other
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parent would call their kid out to grab the food
except for me. Soever. I get a text from all
of the kids saying, you're the best because I called
my kid out to grab the food.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
For the food run.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
You know what, mom, you need to send your kid
east landsy so that we can party together.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Okay for sure.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Well he's going to owe you right now. He's been
accepted to Oakland University.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
So that's awesome. Congratulationship.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, I was gonna I was gonna say, I'll buy
him his first beer, uh legal, of course at Harper's.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Because I'm gonna own that son of a bitch at
the very least. I know they don't make a drink
call shot the tumblr, the tumbler, I like that. What's up, Brandy,
Hi Mojo, Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (09:32):
I haven't reached I haven't reached legendary status. But before
you drop the topic of your incident. I just wondered
what kind of you know, how hard of a time
did Chelsea.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Give you with all this?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'll be honest with you. I think she's just tolerating
me right now. Like I think it's now gotten to
a point where I think that she is.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
She does.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Chelsea is very compassionate. When I went through my heart surgery,
nobody nursed me better than Chelsea. Like that's when I realized, Man,
I got the one. But I'm telling you, I think
she's a little over it right now, Like I think
she's now at a point where she's like enough, all.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right, Yeah, But to be honest, when you have you
seen his bruise?
Speaker 9 (10:10):
Have you seen the video on our socials at Mojoe
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I absolutely did, and it is horrible. But I have
heard crickets about Chelsea, so I was pretty sure.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
She probably gave you in Chelsea, because I think this
is one of those things when you hear, oh he
fell down his stairs, like oh, what an idiot.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And then when you see it immediately you can't mock it.
You feel bad. It was oh yeah, it hurt. But
I think that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think that Chelsea's at a point now where you
know how you do this with your kids? When your
kid falls, you got to go suck it up a
little bit, you know what I mean, Like you got
to tell the kid, all right, dust it off, rub
some dirt on it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Would be like, yeah, I think around in the bed
a little bit. I would like torture you just just
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
She's on right now, She's on, right now, Chelsea. Hi, Hi,
Brandy has a question for you. Go ahead, Brandy, Chelsea.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I just wondered. We've heard crickets about how you reacted
or how your thoughts on Mojo's incident.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Was his back his fall?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, I feel very bad for him. It looks like
it hurts a lot.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But we should not drink.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
And and by the way, I gave birth three times
and had a fourth degree pegiatomy, so I'm not feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
That I did say this, Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I said, Chelsea, you were amazing when I had my
heart surgery, but that was something that happened upon me.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You have no compassion. I don't think for my back
right now, do you?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I have a lot of compassion for you.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I feel sorry for you, But every five minutes it's
like oh god, I think it's getting better.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's bigger.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh my god, I got look at it.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
And I am trying to be very compassionate.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Doctor Warner came over to the house to make a
house call to me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And he came over and Chelsea's like, of course he did. Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Chelsea's like, my doctor is here to see your back.
He's a vagina doctor seeing your back.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
But well, what he did come over to take a
splinter out of your finger too?
Speaker 11 (12:26):
He did not, Chelsea, when these things happened, you need
to text and get photoproof be honest, how bad he
was home.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I came home and to him like, you know how
ow ow and he was getting a splinter.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
She's a great friend. Mark Warner is the greatest human being, Chelsey. Chelsea,
this is what I deal with you.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You're used to would in your hands. You should have been, Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You understand you study by the way, Chelsea, I am
a legend in East Lansing.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Just know that.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Okay, they're going to be putting a sign down for me. Okay,
welcome to East Lansing, Home of the Fall. All right,
Home of the Fall. We'll talk to you later. I
love you,