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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We literally had to break and enter to get the
Christmas wish to be able to granted today, keV, what
did you witness out a moment ago?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We know how passionate Lydia is about breaking and entering.
She gives her all to break it in entring. So
this morning, when I walk into her separate studio, I
see stuff all on the floor and it looks like
her purses upside there.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm like, what's going on? Da like, what's going on?
She's franc She said, I can't find the key. I
can't find the key.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm like, what's what's the key? She's like, the key
to the desk. I'm like, all right, what's going on
in this desk? She's like all of my breaking and
in ring stuff in there, everything that we need for
the family, all the gift cards. I'm like, all right, well,
let's let's let's like try to figure it out. So
we go over there.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
There's no key.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Some of these desks have keys inside of them. I thought,
since every desk is the same, that maybe every key
is the same.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That's not the fact. So We're trying to figure out how.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
To get in this desk and I'm like, all right,
let's just try to break it open, like, let's try
to pop it open or stuff. They couldn't find anything
here to pop it open. And then in walked the
Incredible Hulk and he literally just grabbed it.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I don't know what he did.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I don't know was the incredible Haunk can we talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh my god, literally yanked it open and saved the day.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
So shout out to Lester Waiting, it's the best.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Why would you think that every key would be the
same on a lot drawer?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It sounds crazy, but I didn't think like we would
think that smartly about it, Like they all just like
what one keepings on?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Everything in here is the same a stepper repeater.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Wrong and more amazed that there's no like copies of
these keys either.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Is this the first time that we've ever seen this happen? Like,
is this the first time that this has ever happened?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Anyway, I think Lydia might be the only person that actually.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Uses and make some copies of it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I mean, I think it's good that we have this
because we do have the issues around here of theft
thievery Uh. Matter of fact, our security guard was the
first Yeah, one of the former security and no longer
working for the security company, thank you. But the guy
(02:09):
got caught uh with his hands in the cookie jar.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It literally crumbs all around his mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And so I actually I was thinking of you going
was a duane. Yeah, not too early for that. That
has anybody ever had to break into their own place.
If you're one of those people that have ever had
to do that, you got to call us up because
you could relate to it today.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Here with that, my friend Carrie, who I talk about
all of the time, went on a first date recently
and when her date went to drop her back off
at her house, she realized that she was locked out.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Talk about a good guy.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
He she knew that she kept her bedroom window. She
always has it cracked just a little bit because she
likes like the cold at night. He hoisted her up
to like the first level of her roof. They both
got up there, and he helped her break into her
own house.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
A second well, yes, but nothing that night she told
him to go.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's the only thing you break in, Carrie.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You didn't even let him stay.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, no, but on a first date he had to
help her break into her own house.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What if that guy turns out to be creepy that Yeah,
I mean seriously, that would be Yeah, that'd be a
worse first date you could possibly ever have the thief
that that broke into it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Zach broke into his own house. That's right, Zach. I
forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, and I witnessed it.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It was like missing impossible.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yeah, Kevin saw me struggle busts and trying to break
a window to get into my own house.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It was great, Zach.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That apartment of yours has turned out to be kind
of a little bit of a fiasco, hasn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's a little bit of a nightmare. But yeah, yeah,
it's fine. We're living from the start.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It sounds it sounds to me like Zach has had
Zax had to try to break into it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Then he's had like neighbors that tried to break into it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, He's always never a dull moment. There's never a
dull moment.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And then a leaky faucet, which always sucks when you're
on the first floor. Yep, yep, you don't ever want
the leaky you know.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
But it's okay because it's a holiday season and this
is my favorite time of year.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I like it Zach's keeping positive because he doesn't want
his landlord to hear us exactly. All right, hold on,
I broke into my own place. I'll start with Holly
here this morning at eight poor for Joe Live.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Hi, Holly, Hi, Good morning, guys, Good morning, good morning.
You had to break into your own place.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
It was actually my work location.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I've had to break into a couple of times. I
got knocked out and it's like a group homes.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I couldn't be outside, so I got in real quick.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
But so every door that gets blocked out, I can
break it too instantly now And I'm like, I learned.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
It from work.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, you're breaking in because you're taking care of the people.
Like there's there no way to like knock on the
window and.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Say hey go yeah there was like it's like the
d Chris locked though they always locked, but you can
walk out at any time.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
It was like when I was eighteen years years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
But it's it, but it helped you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, she got disconnected, she got broken into on the
phone line. What's up, Amy, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Good morning, how are you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We're doing good.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
We're talking about how we had to break into our
own office this morning. Just to be able to do
breaking and entering Christmas wish. Isn't that fitting?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes, One time when I was still living at home,
I got locked out and my family was gone for
the weekend. I had gone out to my car to
grab something when I was getting ready for work, and
I came back in and we go in and out
like through the garage door, and that door got locked
behind me. I had to walk down two doors to
(05:52):
my neighbor's house in my pajamas and asked to call
my dad because I didn't have my cell phone with me.
My dad had to call somebody to come try to
help me. That didn't work. He then had to use
his cell phone to call somebody else, and they ended
up having to take my door off the hinges in
order for me to get back inside of the house.
(06:12):
Oh my god, it I was late for work.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, it's bad when you can't even get in at
all unless you take the door off the hinges. I
don't know how it is that you're able to get
the door off the hinges, though. You have to be
on the right side of the hinges, right And.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
So that that was before my mom and dad replaced
that door and it swung the opposite way. Yeah, so
it didn't swing into the house. It swung the opposite way.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
But then after that, okay, and what are you referring to?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'm going to call you out. What's going on, Claudia?
How you doing?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Okay, good morning everyone.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Yeah, so listen to this. So I want to.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Lady, so listen.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
So there was one time, once upon a time when
I was single, I went on a first date with
a guy, and like, I didn't notice that I forgot
my key to my house. So because I leave at
one window unlap, I told him, like, yo, you have.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
To get it.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
You have to break into my house.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
So I allowed him to bring into my house and
he got in and everything and so whatever you know,
and so like once he got in, we started playing music,
and like we had a I have a playlist where
we were both heavily into heavy rack or like metal,
rat and all that stuff and everything.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
In this life.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Once I started playing the music, the first song they
started playing with Pieces of Me by Ashley.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Simpson, and I love that song, not at all, come on,
not at all.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
It's not no no kind of rap, no kind of
heavy metal. And so he started playing this soft rapp music,
and he just looked at me like are you serious?
And I was like, bro, you can't judge me when
I just had you walk into my house, like breaking
through the window and and and and let me in.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, Claudia, did you guys make mad passionate Claudia love?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Afterwards, I pad he got exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I was thinking of the song being like some heavy
metal song, and I'm trying to think of heavy metal
songs that I know and I don't really know, but
it's like unchained my arm block myr like, yeah, that's
like further away. I was trying to think of like
song titles, you know, like byb System of a Down
(09:09):
that's my hand banger.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
What's up? Pam.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Pam had to break into her work through the roof,
like you had to climb through the roof.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Oh, I had to climb on two different buildings I had.
I got to work. It was about a forty minute
drive and I thought, oh, crap, I can't get in.
I forgot my keys. I'm the only one with keys.
I had to put my car up to I run
a I'm a manager at a repair facility and tire shop,
(09:40):
so I put my car up to what's called the
tire barn where they put the old tires. It's a
lower building, so I had to climb from my car
onto the roof of that building and then from that
roof to our other roof with this little three step ladder.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You're like Tom Cras.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Oh, it gets better because a cop pulled up. Oh no,
I was on there, but it's a small town. So
he said, uh, hey, what you doing up there? As
soon as he saw my face, he said, did you
forget your key?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Can you imagine in this building, Hare having to like
climb up on the roof, I think exactly the only
one that would know how to do that, and you'd
have to climb in through the rooftop entrance.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I feel like it's a challenge at this point.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
One and last call on the UH got locked out
and ended up having to try to break back in. Kevin,
what's happening, buddy?
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Heybody, how you doing? I'm so you're talking about being
nucked out of a house as well. I got a
better one for you. If you've ever been to the
NF Bay Harbor, which is like a five star restaurant there.
I mean a five star motel up and POTASKI, Yeah,
I got. So what I did was I bought uh
a February romantic package for me and my girlfriend and
(11:02):
the kid. Yeah, and I got them one. Well, everybody
was preceieing to drink except for me, and basically my
girlfriend got super drunk. So who went back to the
room because we were playing Uno and stuff. And so
I get back there and I'm laying in bed and
all of a sudden, I hear the door rattle and
(11:23):
I look over and I'm like, hey, what are you doing?
She goes, Oh, I have to go to the bathroom. Well,
she's opening the door to go out into the hallway.
So she opens the door to go in the hallway
and proceeds to go out in the hallway. Well I
go after. Well, we're both fuck naked, and I get
a hold of her. I hear the door go click,
(11:43):
and so I we're standing in the hallway buck naked,
and so down to the front and get a carrot.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Wait wait, when you walk down to the front desk,
are you holding your hand over your privates or what
are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Because there was nothing else, I mean, that was a smile.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
What did they say, Kevin, what did they what did
they do? When you pull up?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
They were actually very understanding and she gave me. They
gave me a card because normally they require you to
show why you did and you had a.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Lot more naked credentals.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, where am I going to keep? An idea? My
favorite of this.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Whole thing is, listen, this is a motel. When you
pull up to go in, the guy comes out in
a suit with white gloves on.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
I mean, oh yeah, Tatosky's fancy. Man. That's that's the
nicest place there.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The funniest thing is you go down there and they
finally say to you, like, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
You're like, we came here to play, now we're naked.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Somewhere on the internet there's a folk there's a video
of us running through the motel.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Mate. Love it. Take care, Kevin, Appreciate you, buddy, all right,