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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Mojo on the morning show phone number eight
four four Mojoe Live eight four four sixty six five
sixty five four eight. I believe that people are a
thousand times braver in their cars than they are walking
down the street, for sure. And I had first hand
account of this one when I got cut off by
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a guy. Uh or I cut off a guy and
the guy and it was an accident, and the guy
pulls up next to me and just was given me
the what fur as they say, you know what the
what fur is? No, it was basically giving me the
I'll give you the what fur the bird. Does that
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help you at all? I don't think it. You basically
you get the what fur in Michigan, man, what furs
happened in Michigan. There's there's a little what furs along
with some Fords and Krogers that happened here. People like
to talk some some kind of a different language. You
guys grew up here, you know that stuff. Then we
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end up going to the same place, which is the Krogers,
only to see each other and to see that guy
trying to stay as many aisles as away from me
as he possibly can, running scared Yeah. Have you guys,
ever seen this happen to you before? Have you ever
had that the opportunity happen to you where you get
somebody that they flail and wave their arms in traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This happens Saturday when I was taking my mom, my sister,
and my grandma to the MJR.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And Westland and I'm coming off the freeway.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm not in the I'm not in those streets a
lot of the times, and I'm not gonna utilize as
an excuse, but I thought I could make a left turn.
So there's a guy in the lane all the way
to the left. He clearly could make a left turn,
and I'm in the middle lane. I thought I too
could make a left turn. You know, sometimes there's stubs
painted on the ground you can go that way, so
I thought I could go. He's in a smaller vehicle.
I'm in my F one fifty, so I'm sitting up
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a little larger, a little larger. So I turned and
all I hear is I didn't realize what's going on.
So I'm driving faster to him because I'm in front
of him. He pulls up and he starts throwing his
hands and he puts an X sign up like don't
go left, like no left. So I stopped because it's
a rare light coming, So I stop at the red light.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He pulls up past me.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So I pull up on the side of him, and
then I look over at him, and then I give
him the eyes. I'm like sorry. He kind of just
was like okay. He didn't look at me the whole time.
He kind of just looked.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
The thick to do is to make you do the tailor,
swift hands and a heart full. Do you see that video?
Since you a cool days ago? Yes, you got it?
What was it? You still got it? Hold on, let
me see. Can I play it as it dirty or not?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
He says the P word in it? We might not
be able to play explain it. So there was a
road rage incident where a guy pulled up and I
guess he cuts someone off, and the guy next to
him has his window rolled down. He's cursing at him,
like what you drop that sandel list And then the
dude was like, come on, man, I ain't getting no
loving this morning. Man, I'm sorry. Can't you just connect
me with It.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Was viral in Detroit, right, It was viral and the
guys like I didn't get any of the pee. I understand, man,
I get it. Have a good day. I'm not gonna lie.
This is giving me PTSD.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I just beat a case or won a case of
road rage incident. So I also cut someone off and
the guy was pulling up next to me, followed me
for like three miles, ended up getting out of his
car and started punching my car doors, dents all in it.
Had to go to the police file a report. But
I didn't do anything besides record him. I didn't hold
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up a heart or nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
It was just I got a video, and you have
the license plate and everything like that.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
No, I didn't get the license plate. My TikTok identified him,
so I posted the video. They identified him, and the
police got.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh my god, that's crazy. I'm eight four four Mojo
Live eight four four sixty six five six five four eight.
I want to know who these people are that are
like that, because I will tell you that I have
gotten in it before. Where I've gotten you know, you know,
somebody cuts in front of me, or somebody won't let
me in front of them or whatever like you know, they,
especially in the holiday season, come on getting a little
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bit of the holiday season. Iveil now is where you
get the parking lot madness, you know, And it's so
funny to see how people crazy or how crazy people go.
But I will not give them crap because I won't
even flail my arms because I think everybody's carrying, you
know what I mean. I think they're all packing, and
I think I'm the one that's gonna get on the
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other end of that thing. What's up, Courtney, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Good morning? Happy almost Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Hey there you go, Happy Thanksgiving to you.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
So this happened to me. Someone got mad at me
on the way to school drop off, and sure enough
we both pulled into that elementary school parking lot and
just dropped our kids off, and it was very awkward.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Oh wow, they look at you in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
They sure did.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
They looked at me as if they were like eyeing
me down and see who I was. And honestly, I
don't even know what I did. I'm one of those
drivers where I try to be really really careful, but
like I like, I have not parallel park since my
driver's test, so I could have like, who knows what
I even did because I'm driving and I'm like, why
is that person even like raising their hand at me?
And I'm like, I don't even know what I did.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But here's the thing. Did you turn to your kids
and say do you know who their kid is?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Because I would have done that, and then I would
have tried to sit next to them at every function
that was at that school.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I actually did. I said, is that kidding your class?
And they said no, I don't know who that kid is.
And I was like, perfect because I have two in
that school.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
So yeah, it was a.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Little nerd wrecking.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah. I know you don't want to make it hard
on the kids, but god, that would be so funny.
Is the next time that you're at a school function,
just sit right next to them, go hey, I think
I would know who you are. What's up, Tierra?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
All right?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We're great? What's going on? People are crazier in their
cars than they are in person.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
They are they are I have to tell you a story,
first time ever calling longtime listeners on the shoat, I
have the kids in the car. They all said, good morning.
We were on our way to school one morning, and
you know how it is in the morning, you're just
on one speed mom mode, get into school and accidentally
cut somebody off. It was absolutely an accident. We come
up to the next red light, he's throwing the bird.
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He's yelling and holler and scream and the kids are
freaking out. We'll get to the next one and I go, hey,
one chance you get, let's do it. Count of three,
So all three of us gave him the birds lap
last and everybody have a special needs boy. He thought
it was hilarious. The very next light we get two,
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he comes up and guess what. He gave us the
heart emoji with his hands And we had the best
day ever. And the kids still talk about it today.
When they heard your story, they were like, call home mom.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh that's awesome. He shout out every one of the
kids so they can get their voice or their names
on the radio.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Hey, hey, Mortgane and Jason, so good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Hey guys, good morning. You got a nutty mom and
we love it and we're flipping you the bird. Thank
you guys so much.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
You guys all have a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Hey, that's so funny. Sound like the mom that would
tell our kids. My favorite is when your kid with
your kids and you go Okay, you can swear just
this once and then of course that's all that ends
all over. What's up, Tammy?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Well, I was calling him because I actually pulled out
in front of somebody. I thought they had to stop,
and they did it. So I immediately got over and
he pulled up beside me into a whole can of
pop or something at my car dented it, and I'm like,
oh break, and so I was like nervous, and so
I just started to follow him. He didn't have a
dry he didn't have a tag on his car, so
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I'm like, I don't know what to do, so I
just like went on my way.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's crazy, Yeah, that's that was an accident. That is
like an offense right there. Right if you throw something
out your window at somebody cars, I mean, that's not
just a ticket, right, That's.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
What I mean.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
So I couldn't about it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Man, that's scary yea. I would just honestly just no
license plate? What uh? That was? By the way, cute
this one and hair? Can I just try to do Tanya,
Let's do anything Tanya there, Tanya, I am tell you
tell your story about your daughter. This is cute.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
So we were driving on their way to Target, and
this guy was driving pretty erratically and I tried to
get away from him, and I had kind of uttered,
you know, what, a douchebag. And we got to the store,
the cargoes by. Apparently my daughter was paying attention. We
got out of the car and I put her in
the cart and the guy gets out and she goes, hey, mom,
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here's the juice bag.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Ye, honey up, we just heard.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
It on.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's awesome. Great story, Tony. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I love you, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I love you too.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Hey, good morning, guys, Good morning. So long story short.
Last year I was dropping my kids off at school.
We turned into a parking lot. They were so upset
because I turned in front of them. We drop our
kids off. As I come back, they're standing by my
car with another man. The chicks standing there with a
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guy trying to like, I'm not sure, maybe to intimidate me,
but it was the craziest thing. Fast forward to the summer.
We're at my husband's brother's wedding at their house and
who was there? Her and her husband.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
How did you, guys or how did the family know them?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
I don't They were in like a motorcycle club together.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Crazy.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Why do you say anything to me? I didn't say
anything to her, but when we had the conversation in
the parking lot, I was like, listen, I don't know
who you're trying to intimidate, but I'm not from here.
I'm from Detroit.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's just like, by the way, my favorite, April, is
you going listen? You know you sound like when you
say listen, you sound like miss fit Tony. Give me
a listen again. Give me a listen again, April. Karen
from Hell, April, give me a listen. Listen? Okay, listen,
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Tony teach Tony, miss fit Tony, miss fit Tony. Teach
teach April how to say listen?
Speaker 9 (10:45):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Love you, April. Take care of yourself. Bye.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
What's up to the Karen from Hell and Costco Park?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Really listen?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Last night, I'm trying to back my truck into a
parking spot and I waited a couple of minutes. All
of a sudden, Karen pulls into my spot and I go.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Up to her window.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
I jump out my truck, go up to her window. Hey, hey, hey, lady, lady,
didn't you see me.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Trying to park here?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
She said, f you?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
WHOA?
Speaker 9 (11:26):
I was like. I was like, listen, you don't want
to do this right now, because I will pull your
car out of this spot.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You need to apologize.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
And she was like, I'm not apologizing for anything. I'm
going in and I'm doing my shopping. You find another spot.
I was livid. I was livid. There were more curse
words than this, but I cannot say them. Listen, I was.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Did you see her inside the casto?
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
You know everybody at Copco buy these big Christmas ferns.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
She had.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
She had, she had a couple of these big I
wanted to just push the.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Season to come on the man, she told me.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, by the way, that you gotta be careful of that.
I have a very close friend of mine that has
been banned from Costco because he got into an altercation
with a person in the parking lot. They banned him
from Costco. Yeah. I would have him tell the story,
but I think he'd be too embarrassed to say it
on the radio. Was it a verbal altercation? It was, Yes,
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it was. It was verbal over a parking spot. Like
they got into a verbal back and forth and they
they he was the only person that stopped when the
Costco people came out to talk and he gave him
his card. The other guy ran that he got the
verbal vcation. They banned him from life from Costco for
a life, but they the other guy did not know
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they took his account away from him, right, Yeah,