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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tonight is Monday Night Football.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Dun Dun du.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
The Lions versus the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on ABC and ESPN,
and the five and one Tampa Bay Buccaneers come into
Detroit to take on the four and two Detroit Lions
in a matchup of quarterbacks Jared Goff and what's that

(00:27):
little name?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Baker Mayfield a number one. So we have contestants that
are here to play this contest. We're gonna be seeing
which one of these guys is the biggest Lions fan?
Can we please bring in? Leave you the door open
you can, because I think I need some err in here.
By the way, Bianca, who is this lovely lady? This
lovely lady is a registered qualified nurse, Yes she is.

(00:50):
This is my best friend, Sam, the best friends since
sixth grade. Hi, good morning I Sam. It's nice to
have you here. Thank you for helping us with the
e KG, thank you for having our little trade and
life is. I'll give her free concert tickets and she
helps me with any healthcare. I mean, And you know
who Sam is? Do you know that Sam is the

(01:10):
girl whose mom got mad at Bianca when they went
on the vacation together. Oh, she was shaking ass and
can't cool. Okay, shout out to your mom. What's your
mom's name? Joanne?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
She's listening right now.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You got a wonderful daughter. Does Joanne wish that you
had better friends? Does she ever wonder?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
She loves Bianca. She's my longest friend.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Just man.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, well listen. Bianca's great. She set this whole
thing up today for us, her and Lydia, and we're
gonna be giving away tickets. Is lying for the lions.
We're gonna find out which one of these guys is
lying here. Frederick Shaw from Detroit is first up here today. Frederick,
let's go Freddie for our listeners. Can I just say

(01:53):
it looks like we're actually in a medical office right now.
Kevin's staring at like some monitors and it looks legit. Yeah,
look at these guys set up. Yeah, alright, you got
your ekg Also, hey, Frederick, right here, right here, Frederick,
We're let's open the seat farm here, come on, sit
down right there? All right, he looks nervous, all right,

(02:17):
got them all strapped to your check already over here?
All right, Frederick, Frederick, we have a quick little questions
just to ask you, and they're real simple questions. Okay.
First off, up to the microphone if you can as
close as possible, because we're gonna need to hear you. Frederick,
you're from set Up, you're from Detroit? And how old

(02:39):
are you? Thirty eight years old? Have you ever done
a light detector test before? Never? You're nervous, it wouldn't
be Okay, you don't, you don't, don't. You don't have
to be too nervous about this. We're gonna ask you
simple questions. It's good, okay. The only thing that we'll
make you nervous is this fred Shaw from Detroit. Is

(03:01):
your name? Yeah, we got That's the easiest question You're
going to be asked all day, Frederick, Frederick Frederick Shaw
from Is that?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Is that legitimately your name?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Because if you're using a different name, we're going to
find out by doing a light detectorize real name. It
is your real name, god given name? Yeah, okay, I
mean I called is the original Freddy from the church.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, so much like you, Frederick?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You have a family, yeah, kids, a wife, no girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, jumped, all right, No.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
This is good. You have a relationship with your kids.
Hold your kids fourteen, twelve, and two. All right, here's
a question. Do you have a favorite child? No, you
do not have a favorite. There's not one of them
that you're not making me.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, do you have a least favorite child?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Then I love them all the same. Okay, here's the
biggest question for Lions Monday night football. Would you give
up one or all of your children to go to
this game? My babies?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So you would not. It's heart rate going up every question.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It was starting off kind of steady, but not one
of them that you would like. Maybe one of them
like a pain in the ass or something. Okay, all right,
good dad, Frederick, if you can, can you do me
a favorite? Could you exit the studio right now? We're
going to bring in somebody else. All right, nice job,
all right, okay, all right, listen. Sometimes it gets a

(04:47):
little sometimes it's maybe nerves, maybe just a little bit
of nurse. All right, Freddy, all right, Freddy? Do people
call you Freddy? Ever? I don't want to call a
guy Freddy and your names you can't have a name Frederick,
and people don't call you Fredd, know, but sometimes you
call a guy Freddie and the guy goes you're not
friends with me.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
You can't call me Freddy. All right?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay, Next is uh Jeremy Klein from Clawson. Please Jeremy
clin from classing. So we bring Jeremy Cling from classing.
And he looked like a liar. He does he got Okay,
he's a little shady looking guy. Oh look at this
guy over No, he's a clean cotton ice guy. That's yeah.

(05:34):
Explain explain why you wanted to see Shannon so much?
Do you like her new raspy voice that you have.
That's Anna, that's Kevin, I'm Mojo. That's Bianca right here.
That's our security right there, see that big guy. Yeah,
nurse Ratchet over here? All right? Wait a second, all right,

(05:57):
all right, I want to connect connect devices base. All right?
Do we not want to connect that advice at all?
Oh wait, we have to get this one on here.
All right, So you gotta put your hand all the
way over. Put your hand all the way over, all right,
do me a favorite look at me if you can't, please.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yes, Oh, that's the wrong button.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Hold on, I'm sorry about that. I have the wrong
button playing. We're gonna do a quick couple of questions.
We're trying to find the biggest Lions fan. Jeremy Klein
from Clawson is your name? Yeah, that's what you go by.
You have no other names, no other aliases. Okay, just wondering.
Do you have family? Yes, wife, kids, girlfriend, mistress? You

(06:37):
got a girlfriend okay, Sandy? Sandy? Okay? Any kids at all?
Any children?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I got one daughter, one daughter. How old is your daughter?
She's thirty?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Now, okay, so you got Really you're a young looking guy.
You got a thirty two year old daughter. But do
you every when you're like a young guy? Fairly young? Okay? Okay,
all right, fairly young? Okay. So so set by your age?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Now you how will you fifty?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm fifty five? Yeah, okay, you're right, all right. So,
Jeremy Klein. Your girlfriend's name is Sandy. Your daughter's name
is Miranda. Do you love Sandy more than you love Miranda?
This is yes? Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Do you love.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
The Lions so much? Would you break up with Sandy
to go see the Lions play if they ever were
in the Super Bowl? No? I couldn't do.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
That, even for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, I couldn't do that, not even for the Super Bowl.
I couldn't do that. Here's it. Here's a question for you.
I don't know about that. That question did not say
going crazy? Okay, all right, so watch out, Sandy. Here's
a big one for you. Instead of giving her up?

(08:03):
Would you allow one of the Lions offensive linemen to
have sex with Sandy to go to the super Bowl? Oh?
What you don't want?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Wit is a way to say how he's changing his answer?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Go ahead, give give me an answer. I think about that. Yes,
you would, so you would like let let that happen?
Is he being honest on that?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
It changed because he went he went from Let me
ask that question one more time.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Would you let one of those big three hundred pounds
big dudes that block for Jared Goff and our great
running game?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Would you let them have a night with your Sandy?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
She was willing, good, good if she gives consent. What
do you think, Kevin?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I feel like they win it? Wow? Okay, but it
could be legit?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, that's it, that's it, all right, that's all.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
We're gonna bring the last guy in and there's a
ry Jeremy, you still got a chance. You threw me
there for I had no idea you didn't know what
the questions were.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
What do you think I was going to ask you?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Are you wanted by the law or have you ever
cheated on Sandy or any of That's up, I'm not
asking a question. All right, Let's bring the last guy
in last last nice job, Jeremy class. Jack Savage from
Selene is Wow, this Savage, This guy, Jack Savage Savage.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I think I think I'm hot for Jack Savage.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
This guy. Okay, Jack Savage looks like he looks like
the Boy and the J Crew commercials. Move over, Sandy,
Jack Savage Savage Savage.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Jack bro Jack. We're doing Lion for the Lions.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
This is a light detector contest between you, Frederick and Jeremy.
And this is for a chance to win tickets to
go to Monday Night Football. Actually it would be a
one thousand dollars gift card from Ronaldi Sausage to buy
tickets to the Okay, you big fan?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Uh yeah, all right, we'll see. Have you ever done
a lot of attach your test before? I have not? Okay, Well,
you're gonna do your first hair right now.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
All right.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, Jack Savage from Selene. How old are you?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm twenty three years old.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Are you involved in a relationship I have? Have you
ever been?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, Jack? Do you have a good relationship with your mom?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I do. What's your mom's name, April? What's your dad's name?
You have a good relationship with dad? Patrick? So they're
both in Selene? Yes? So they live in Selene? Yep.
Let me ask you a question. Do you love your
mom more than your dad? No?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Steady, I love them both the same.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Is that right, steady ring? Okay, Jack? Have you ever
had a situation happen where you did something in your
house that your parents don't know about that if they did,
they might be a little ashamed of you.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I think they always found out whenever I did.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Something that they did. So there's nothing you have never
told them or you're hiding from them. I don't believe
so No, okay, steady, Jack. I'm going to bring a question.
It's a reoccurring question, and I want you to know this.
This is a tough question, and I don't want to
do this because the last couple of guys I asked
the same question to are a similar question to they
didn't take it very well. Okay, would you let the

(11:33):
lions defensive line.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Have their way with your mom. For no, you would not.
His heart rate is up.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
It's speaking. Are yours when I asked that question?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay, all right? Would you would you let the Lions
offensive line and have their way with Kevin? Bring everyone?
Bring all the guys in. Frederick Shaw, Jeremy Kleine, and

(12:16):
Jack Savage. Frederick Shaw, Jeremy Kleine, and Jack Savage are
your names?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
You're not lying to me?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Real quick? How did you guys feel when you were
doing that? Were you nervous? Yeah? All right, Well I'm here.
I'm here to tell you one thing, and I want
you guys to know this. We love you guys, all
three equally, and we want you to know the results
of your test are completely invalid because all that is
is a bunch of chords looked up to our last.

(12:54):
So we were lying for the Lion. Here's what I got.
I got you guys can see here, and now I'll
make this even so everybody can see these things. So
I've got Frederick.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Thank you guys for doing that.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Frederick here from Detroit, Jack Savage from Selene, Jeremy Klein
from Clawson. Uh, can somebody get me give me a hat.
All right, put it in the hat. All right, here
we go. I'm gonna put it in the hat. I'm
gonna fold these things up. I'm gonna put them all
in here, shake them up. I'm gonna shake it, shake
it like a polaroid picture. By the way, my favorite
of the whole thing was that hold on, let me

(13:30):
where's what's the guy's name from? Clawson? Jeremy. Jeremy's like, yeah,
she can bang them off. I'm gonna hold this as
high as I can. Shannon, I know you. I want
you to come over here, and I want you to
pick one, but don't read it yet. Just hold it
close to your your heart, because this will be the

(13:51):
person that will be the winner of tickets. All right.
I'm gonna pull out, one by one the ones that
are not the winners. Okay, the one that is not
the winner, Number one, Jeremy Klein. Oh, Jeremy, So it
is between Frederick and our young man that is loves

(14:13):
his mom as much as he loves his dad. I
thought that. By the way, it was also another one too,
like I was thinking instantly, he's gonna say I love
my mom right right more, Shannon, will you tell me
who the winner is.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
The winner is going some Monday night football, Frederick, showing

(14:45):
that half that.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Where you go?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I have never doing it.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Don't knock your TV's off. Day dark, last day, don't knock.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Don't knock the TV's off. The long wait, hold on,
hold on up for you ready, Frederick won again? Here
we go.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know the Ryers one again. You know the Lions
one again? You know the Lion one again? Don't all
we do?

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Is we?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Frederick?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Congratulations to you my friends.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Don't cut Thursday, Frederick, Renaldi Sausage has just set you
up with one thousand dollars to go spend on tickets
to go to.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Monday night football. How does it feel, Frederick?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And it feel good? Have your day to me, dude, Frederick,
you gotta share as loud as you were just running
around this place. Okay, I will.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let's go Lions, Dan Campbell from mayor, governor or president.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
And when you punch us back, we're gonna smile at you.
And when you knock us down, we're gonna get up.
And on the way up, we're gonna buy it a
kneecap off for long where they're gonna be the last
one's standing.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Go Lions baby.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
This is Mojo in the morning.
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