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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Mojo in the morning show, We're gonna do Second Date
Update or the Roses the Dirty on the thirty. This
is your home for all of those. Thank you guys
for listening to the show. Megan was out walking her
dog and got caught doing something kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's that kind of embarrassing?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't think I've been through something as embarrassing as this.
So I my dog is psychotic. I love her to death,
but she is psychotic, and I feel like she's been
trapped inside for so long with the weather that we've
been having. And so yesterday it was pretty nice out
and I'm like, I gotta get this dog out of
this house.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So we were walking downtown for a really long time
because there's nothing I enjoy more than going on a
long walk.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And just having my dog go to bed for the night.
Oh God, it's like when your baby sleeps.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I was just about to say, when your kid has
a birthday party at a ball pit and then comes
back home and sleeps all day.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I know that feeling. I know it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So we were walking around LCA, and I had no
idea that they have like this area outside with the
giant Jumbo trom where you can watch the game. There
was a Red Wings game last night, and so I'm
like standing there and I'm like, oh, I think my
dog has to p There's like a Patrick grass.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I walk her over there and I'm like, okay, she's
gonna go pee.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We had been on this walk for about an hour
at this point, and I didn't think it was gonna
be this long. I was wearing jeans and green panties
and they were up my booty hole, and I was like,
you know what, nobody's around. The game is started, everybody
went in, I'm just gonna take care of this real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Nobody's gonna notice.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And I am like, fist up my butt at this point,
like reaching for the stars, pulling this out of my
my booty crack. And all of a sudden, I turned
to the side and there are six of the hottest
men I have ever seen in my entire life that
I only noticed because they started laughing because I was
so deep in my own butt crack that they were.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They couldn't hold it in, and so it was the
most embarrassing thing I've been through. And you can't play
it off. You cannot play that off like it wasn't
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Cute little guys do the awkward side step to get
their balls to unstick from their thighs.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Girls have a walk that we can do to like
try to shimo.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Me our underwear out of our butt, But you have
to do it early if it's if your butt's done,
like like already, need.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
To do it right now in the front and I'm
not doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But they're like amy up to a third point and
then once it goes up too high, You're like, that's
not going to work at this point.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So I was deep, What is worse? Uh, when you
have a wedgie or you have camelto? Which one is
the worst?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, I would say camelto is the worst for for
aesthetic purposes. But any girl who has ever worn a
thong knows if it is really up there and you
yank it down in the bathroom, it is like you
took some skin with you.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, there is no pain like that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, you get one with a herd, you get one
with bad material and you've committed all day and you
can't change it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And I could cry right in the garbage. Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I feel like when you weren't I feel like a
thong is a wedgy.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It is, but you kind of like it's like a tampon.
You don't think about it after a while until you
have to go to the bathroom and like I said,
pull your pants down, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And the right material. You're good.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're good.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
A four four Mojo Live A four four six sixty
five six five four eight. How do you do it? Like,
how do you subtly, you know, pull it out of
your butt or wherever or the front uh the And
then have you ever been like busted doing something like that?
Like have you ever had that happen to you where
(03:35):
you were out in public and you were doing something
like there's been times where I know I have boogers
in my nose after the show, I get dry boogers.
I don't know if you guys ever get that at all,
where you and I and I get so pissed off
that nobody says anything to me like, hey, you got
a booger, and I like try to pick my nose,
And the worst is in a car picking your nose.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
And getting getting I feel like I see everybody do it, yeah,
like they'd be in that boy digging and you don't
realize you're in the fishbow some likeny windows.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And Megan is right, guys can get away with murder
because I have my hands in my pants. I don't
even realize I had my hands my pants, like I'm
so used to put my hands't my ears off? Jefferson
downs grabbing some meat, becau, I'm gonna make some spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Literally detail.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
And I thought it was It was a lady walking
down the same al as me, and I didn't do
it immediately because I was like, ah, but I couldn't wait.
It was like one of the ones that's like you
feel like it's pinching you. So I had to get
it out.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or a booker, I'm like, we're talking about front balls.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Sometimes I had to pull it out. She looked right
at me.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I was like, sorry, Amelia, what's up?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Not that I just wanted to say. I used to
live in New York and I went Turban Outputters one
time and bought a corduroy song.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Why world was that a good idea?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It was.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You know, walking around New York City you get wedgies
whether you wear a song or not. So that was
the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I
think it was atomic.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
How sweaty was your lady baits, because like that's a
thick material.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It was winter time, but it was also stilt, like
you're layered up in New York, like you know it's
cold out that ben hot in the subway and it's
just like, oh my god, like it really in every
single way, was the worst decision I've ever made.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh man, uh a cord Roy, jeez, what's up Megan?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
How you doing good? How are you fantastic? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Okay, So, if you're a girl and you have like
larger boobs and you like, you know, I'm not gonna
wear a granny bro like you know you live for
you know your booths are coming out of your bro
at some point during the day, absolutely do and like
that will happen me a lot. I do homecare, so
(06:05):
I'm like bending olyptic people and like I will I'll
go look in a different room and like put my
boots back in the bra. But like if you're out
in public, like I'll go in my car, I'll try
and duck down so people will always see me doing
it and it's always like old my head.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And it's funny because then they're staring the entire time
because they're thinking, oh, this could be good, you.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Know yeah, and then like you're you feel like you
need to get out of the car. But then it's like, oh,
do I want to get out of the car and
like you get away from this very quickly? Or do
I just like look the other way and pretend that
like we didn't just.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Have this happen.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My favorite is and I'm just reading text messages here
right now and has nothing to do with the topic,
but my favorite is that our West Michigan station one
A four point five SNX, just went off the air.
And it went off the air when Megan right at
the moment when Meghan said was fist deep in her
crack did literally at that moment, was like, and you're done, Destiny.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What's going on? Is Mojoe in the morning? How are
you good?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
First time, long time?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I know.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I just I had texted in and I said, my
husband literally always calls a a cameltoe of veggie, so
like Aggie, but.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh my god, I'm stealing that. I love that. That's awesome.
Oh my god, it's so good. Thanks for the call.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It should be the first song that as an X
comes back to.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Walking down the street, something caught my eye. A growing epidemic.
That really a flat this little age lady, I gotta
be blunt, Spanish, back your shoes work, creeping up the
front to see her universe be tight.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
She mustn't sight.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
She woke up by a woman and she had a
weddy camel.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So, Lisa, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And you can hear me? Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
How do you subtenly fix yourself? If Megan has this
happened anymore and she's in public?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So I used to do home health and I would
jump up out of my car go in to take
care of the patient.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
But sometimes because I was driving so much, I had
that problem.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So when I go in and sit and talk to the.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Patient, I'd sit down, and then when I got back up,
I would act like I was.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Smooth in the chair out, but I'd catch my thumb
on the side, on the side of my underwear.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That is very good, Lisa, that's awesome. Thank you for
the call. We'll try that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's the subtle way of picking your booger and then
like dropping it on the floor. All right, we're back
on either way. Thank you, Thank you Charlie for Oh
my god, you should see what happened after she was fisteep.
I mean it was pretty crazy. That is going to
(09:48):
be a good podcast today. Some good numbers on that one.
Mojo in the morning show, We're gonna do Second Date
Update or the Roses the Dirty on the thirty. This
is your home for all of those. Thank you guys
for listening to the show. Megan was out walking her
dog and got caught doing something kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's that kind of embarrassing?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't think I've been through something as embarrassing as this.
So I my dog is psychotic. I love her to death,
but she is psychotic, and I feel like she's been
trapped inside for so long with the weather that we've
been having. And so yesterday it was pretty nice out
and I'm like, I gotta get this dog out of
this house.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So we were walking downtown for a really long time
because there's nothing I enjoy more than going on a
long walk.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And just having my dog go to bed for the night.
Oh God, it's like when your baby sleeps.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I was just about to say, when your kid has
a birthday party at a ball pit and then comes
back home and sleeps all day.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I know that feeling. I know it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So we were walking around LCA, and I had no
idea that they have like this area outside with the
giant Jumbo trom where you can watch the game. There
was a Red Wings game last night, and so I'm
like standing there and I'm like, oh, I think my
dog has to p There's like a Patrick grass.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I walk her over there and I'm like, okay, she's
gonna go pee.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We had been on this walk for about an hour
at this point, and I didn't think it was gonna
be this long. I was wearing jeans and green panties
and they were up my booty hole, and I was like,
you know what, nobody's around. The game is started, everybody
went in, I'm just gonna take care of this real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Nobody's gonna notice.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And I am like, fist up my butt at this point,
like reaching for the stars, pulling this out of my
my booty crack. And all of a sudden, I turned
to the side and there are six of the hottest
men I have ever seen in my entire life that
I only noticed because they started laughing because I was
so deep in my own butt crack that they were.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They couldn't hold it in, and so it was the
most embarrassing thing I've been through. And you can't play
it off. You cannot play that off like it wasn't
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Cute little guys do the awkward side step to get
their balls to unstick from their thighs.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Girls have a walk that we can do to like
try to shimo.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Me our underwear out of our butt, But you have
to do it early if it's if your butt's done,
like like already, need.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
To do it right now in the front and I'm
not doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But they're like amy up to a third point and
then once it goes up too high, You're like, that's
not going to work at this point.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So I was deep, What is worse? Uh, when you
have a wedgie or you have camelto? Which one is
the worst?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, I would say camelto is the worst for for
aesthetic purposes. But any girl who has ever worn a
thong knows if it is really up there and you
yank it down in the bathroom, it is like you
took some skin with you.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, there is no pain like that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, you get one with a herd, you get one
with bad material and you've committed all day and you
can't change it.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And I could cry right in the garbage. Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I feel like when you weren't I feel like a
thong is a wedgy.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It is, but you kind of like it's like a tampon.
You don't think about it after a while until you
have to go to the bathroom and like I said,
pull your pants down, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And the right material. You're good.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're good.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
A four four Mojo Live A four four six sixty
five six five four eight. How do you do it? Like,
how do you subtly, you know, pull it out of
your butt or wherever or the front uh the And
then have you ever been like busted doing something like that?
Like have you ever had that happen to you where
(03:35):
you were out in public and you were doing something
like there's been times where I know I have boogers
in my nose after the show, I get dry boogers.
I don't know if you guys ever get that at all,
where you and I and I get so pissed off
that nobody says anything to me like, hey, you got
a booger, and I like try to pick my nose,
And the worst is in a car picking your nose.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
And getting getting I feel like I see everybody do it, yeah,
like they'd be in that boy digging and you don't
realize you're in the fishbow some likeny windows.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And Megan is right, guys can get away with murder
because I have my hands in my pants. I don't
even realize I had my hands my pants, like I'm
so used to put my hands't my ears off? Jefferson
downs grabbing some meat, becau, I'm gonna make some spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Literally detail.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
And I thought it was It was a lady walking
down the same al as me, and I didn't do
it immediately because I was like, ah, but I couldn't wait.
It was like one of the ones that's like you
feel like it's pinching you. So I had to get
it out.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or a booker, I'm like, we're talking about front balls.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Sometimes I had to pull it out. She looked right
at me.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I was like, sorry, Amelia, what's up?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Not that I just wanted to say. I used to
live in New York and I went Turban Outputters one
time and bought a corduroy song.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Why world was that a good idea?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
It was.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You know, walking around New York City you get wedgies
whether you wear a song or not. So that was
the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I
think it was atomic.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
How sweaty was your lady baits, because like that's a
thick material.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It was winter time, but it was also stilt, like
you're layered up in New York, like you know it's
cold out that ben hot in the subway and it's
just like, oh my god, like it really in every
single way, was the worst decision I've ever made.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh man, uh a cord Roy, jeez, what's up Megan?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
How you doing good? How are you fantastic? What's going on?
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Okay, So, if you're a girl and you have like
larger boobs and you like, you know, I'm not gonna
wear a granny bro like you know you live for
you know your booths are coming out of your bro
at some point during the day, absolutely do and like
that will happen me a lot. I do homecare, so
(06:05):
I'm like bending olyptic people and like I will I'll
go look in a different room and like put my
boots back in the bra. But like if you're out
in public, like I'll go in my car, I'll try
and duck down so people will always see me doing
it and it's always like old my head.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
And it's funny because then they're staring the entire time
because they're thinking, oh, this could be good, you.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Know yeah, and then like you're you feel like you
need to get out of the car. But then it's like, oh,
do I want to get out of the car and
like you get away from this very quickly? Or do
I just like look the other way and pretend that
like we didn't just.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Have this happen.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
My favorite is and I'm just reading text messages here
right now and has nothing to do with the topic,
but my favorite is that our West Michigan station one
A four point five SNX, just went off the air.
And it went off the air when Megan right at
the moment when Meghan said was fist deep in her
crack did literally at that moment, was like, and you're done, Destiny.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What's going on? Is Mojoe in the morning? How are
you good?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
First time, long time?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I know.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I just I had texted in and I said, my
husband literally always calls a a cameltoe of veggie, so
like Aggie, but.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh my god, I'm stealing that. I love that. That's awesome.
Oh my god, it's so good. Thanks for the call.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It should be the first song that as an X
comes back to.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Walking down the street, something caught my eye. A growing epidemic.
That really a flat this little age lady, I gotta
be blunt, Spanish, back your shoes work, creeping up the
front to see her universe be tight.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
She mustn't sight.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
She woke up by a woman and she had a
weddy camel.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So, Lisa, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And you can hear me? Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
How do you subtenly fix yourself? If Megan has this
happened anymore and she's in public?
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So I used to do home health and I would
jump up out of my car go in to take
care of the patient.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
But sometimes because I was driving so much, I had
that problem.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So when I go in and sit and talk to the.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Patient, I'd sit down, and then when I got back up,
I would act like I was.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Smooth in the chair out, but I'd catch my thumb
on the side, on the side of my underwear.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
That is very good, Lisa, that's awesome. Thank you for
the call. We'll try that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's the subtle way of picking your booger and then
like dropping it on the floor. All right, we're back
on either way. Thank you, Thank you Charlie for Oh
my god, you should see what happened after she was fisteep.
I mean it was pretty crazy. That is going to
(09:48):
be a good podcast today. Some good numbers on that one.
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