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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right is Mojo in the morning show Home of
the War the Roses, Second Date Update, Dirty on the
thirty five Lives, Tell.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your Mom, Am, I, the a Hole.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
The throwback Throwdown, and of course all of us.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's good to have you guys here.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I love when listeners will say that their favorite part
of the show is not necessarily one of those things
I just said, but just us just kind of shooting
the spit with each other. But we have to give Megan,
you know, a little bit of props. She says that
now she is officially an adult with a capital A,
and it's because of something that she just recently did.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And what is that Mega?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I just recently got my first Costco membership.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't mean to brag. Adult, very very adult, and
only because.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I didn't even get it.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
To shop at Costco, which is an added bonus for me.
I purely got it to save money on gas. And
I was like, wow, I'm a real adult. I did
the I found out the best way to save money.
It was on my gas purchasing and the best place
to get gas Costco.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's great. So the which Costco do you go to?
Because you're in the city. You go to the one and.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Warren or well I usually go to the one. Nope
seacre in Central and Toledo.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh you okay, yeah all the way there. Well you're
using a lot of gas to go there, if you're saving.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Money, Well that's why I needed to save gases, because
I go to Toledo probably three days a week at minimum.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I'm there all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's so funny to me when they're like, Toledo misses you,
I'm like, I was there's three hours ago?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What do you mean too?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Mess me?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had dinner and I ripped a Shawn's. But I
had dinner at Shawn's like a week before it burned down.
But I'm there all the time. And because I'm going
back and forth, I tried to fill up my gas
tank in Toledo as often as possible, just because it's
so much cheaper down there.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
And I think the other day I got gased for
like two forty if.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You if yeah, that's why I get all of my gas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Until you want to be bougie, go to the UH
Costco in Sylvania and go see or Perrysburg, I'm sorry,
and go see j E who is at the at
the Yeah, Je drives every day from South Lion to
uh Perrysburg and uh and does the cost He said,
(02:22):
it's uh, you know, it's his way working up in
the Costco ranks. But you got to go see him because,
let me say this to you, he's got every single
Costco hack ever.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like he'll tell me, he tells.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Me and you know when uh, well, like when certain
things are coming to the store, like you know, like
the canopies for the summertime.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
The front porch plants, the uh the.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tony Travado always asked him when the Christmas cookies are
coming and stuff like that. But so you're so adulty here,
Let's let's throw us out there. What what was the
thing that you did that made you really feel like
an adult?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What was your your thing that made you? I am
an adult?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I remember the for me, the first adult thing was
the first time I had to go to court and.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Uh I got it and I got a ticket.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh it's speeding ticket and I had to go to
court and I had to The funny thing was I
put on like a pair of khakis. You know, putting
on a pair of kakis makes you feel like an
adult too.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
If you throw those things at Dockers, you could pour
water on you row right off. And I remember walking
into the courtroom and I'm sitting in the courtroom next
to like a bunch of people that looked like they
all murdered people. And I'm going, I'm judging, and going,
I think that person's up for murders. It's just a violation.
What was yours thing made you feel like an adult
for the first time. I'm trying to thank bro probably
doing my taxes or something.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Like yeah, or signing up for instruments at like my
first job.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I was like, well, I just want to be on
your insurance.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So that's Megan and I had a very adult conversation
this morning about it was so exciting you guys. I'm
surprised you didn't jump in wood floors.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my god, the conversation, I like, what is me
It exciting adult that we are getting excited about wood
floor colors. Kevin and I giggle when we say wood floors.
No we don't, Well no, now you now you giggle
play along with me again. Kevin doesn't like Kevin has
(04:18):
this thing anytime I bring up anything like you know that,
uh that could be of potential sexual nature between me
and him.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He always know we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm not playing those guys. I asked Kevin one time.
I asked Kevin one time, I said, Who's who's your
biggest man crush?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't have a man I did not respond like that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And I have a man crush on Tom Brady. I
love him, and he goes, I go, what about you? You
got a man crushing?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What about Denzel? I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There's not there's there's no guy that you find attractive.
Why is that weird for me to say, no, there's
no guy that you look at and go, man, no.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wait, finish, finish. It's not going to make you get
you said.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You said there's no guy that I look at, and
it makes me go, it makes me go, what you're like,
I don't know something that No, finish what you just said.
So you look at Tom Brady and it makes you
go what it makes me go, Man, he's hot. I
get that, And it's strange that I don't feel that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Way another guy.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You don't think other like look at another guy like
I look at I look at Jared.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Goff's wife and go, oh my god, she is hot,
like she is the most beautiful, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't look at it man and be like, damn
Jared tonight, Jared Goff, I don't last night looked great
at the.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't have to feel like that though. Okay, and
that's cool. Come on, there's got to be one guy
in this world that that you look at and you go, man, man,
nobody am a Saint Brown.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's your second one? No? No, but who's your starting five?
Who started five?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I probably my starting five would be Tom Brady number one,
Ryan Reynolds number two. I don't need a five. I
need to need three. I can't handle five.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm not a Jason Bateman guy. He's too playing for
me too. He's too plain for me, I would probably say.
I would probably say, oh, you gotta love me some,
Matthew McConaughey, you know, or something about it, just.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Because there is no bigger homosexual than me.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, now back to Megan's topic, herrot go back
to me real quick, though, But you can call us
up if you would like. If you would like to
ask Kevin a guy and see if Kevin thinks he's attractive.
What's up, Renee, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Mojoe? Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How are you? What was it that you did that
made you feel like an adult?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
So the first time that I went to go drop
off my rent check after moving out get any college
and dropping off that big check to the landlord and
being like, Wow, that was a lot of money. I'm
an adult.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's big. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Or putting a down payment down on an apartment, you know,
or a house that's a positive is big.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I felt like I wanted to cry after I did
that for the first time.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Caitlin, what's yours? What's your big adult move?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
What I learned? How to mail a package at the
post office or even just go into the post office.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Did you ever notice the only people at the post
office are eighty year old people and me?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I always I'm there once a week at least.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I hate when whatever company I buy something from says
I have to take it to the USPS.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I want to drop it off for the return.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Take it to the mailboxes, et cetera, or the ups
store something.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Don't think give you a prepaid and you just drop
it in the bin.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No, but I have to stand there and uh, I
get to get a packaging thing I and I hate that.
I got to sit there and you got an old
person in front of you that's complaining about their mail
delivery or something. This is a big one. This is
when you know you're an adult, Megan. Bigger than even
the Costco card. What's that, Sean?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Four new tires.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
At one time I was a roan at a kid.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
House and everything we're tires I want. I was grown.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh I cry for that too. I have to do
that soon, and it stresses me out.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It is a big purchase. And let me say this
to you. With the Costco card, go to Costco. They
got great deals on tires, Megan Scott, Megan, we'll go
with you and lend you her her Costco membership.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You got to be there though.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now that's the thing that sucks with these Costco Now
they're very particular about making sure you don't use somebody
else's card.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh they scan, they have the scanners and it's.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Got your picture.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah too.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Let just not know they took your picture. They scan it.
Now they don't just look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What your picture look like? We see it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Which which membership did you do? Did you do the
thirty nine to ninety nine one, or.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Would whatever the cheapest one is. I'm broke.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You didn't do the business one?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
What with what money?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Was I going to spend that much money for?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What was the part I get money back? I get
money back and it looks like I own a business.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, it's not even that. It's I don't have a
credit cards, so I didn't want to open one.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I've never had a credit by the way, that's a
big adult move when you get a credit card for
the first time.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Or it's actually cuter than my driver's license.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You got to build. You got to build credit.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
What's worse my costco or my uh my passport photo because.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
They're they're oh, yours is nice.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I actually went and got makeup done by I know'
his friend Renee from Rochester.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It doesn't even look like you anymore, though, Megan.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Saying, hold on back, wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
To Megan, you got back.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh wow, it's time for you. Got to get a
new picture. Let's hear banking.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh my god, Oh that's cute. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You're not looking she was pale. She does back up.
She didn't get her makeup bay wants to talk to Kevin.
Break the everybody's quiet for one second. Ahead backa keV.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You lie. You're telling me you can't tell the difference
between attractive man and a non attractive man. It's the
same thing. Okay, you're not straight out being like, dang,
he's hot you. You're just acknowledging the person is a
good looking man.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's that's cool that I can do. I can do that,
But I'm not sitting up here saying, my god, Tom
Brady is so hot. That's where Mojo's I say, Tom,
if I could look like somebody other than me, I
would want to look like Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yes, I'm amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm staying where I'm He's perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's no guy that you think is better looking than you.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Oh listen, I'm trying to like explain it better because
I feel like most men instantly jump to the I'm
not gay.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah I'm not dead, but say that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
He didn't have anything to do with that. But when
you hear Mojo say Tom Brady is hot. If I
could look like anybody, I would want to look like that.
He's perfect. I don't feel that way about any other man.
That's what I'm saying, to your point, yeah, it's ugly.
I was about because ugly people across the across the game.
I don't care what your gender is, and it's nice
(11:05):
looking people across the game. But I'm not sitting up
here saying, oh my god, look at this man. What
about Dorian who's hair from the London chop house? What'd
you do him? So when you're having sacks, do you go, oh, oh.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
My god, that's why his voice is like that, because
he's got all of it inside him him.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Still, that's amazing. Oh, hold on, this is a good one. Marvin, Marvin, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What's Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Hey? What up? I had? I have said DT building
water bio because think about your water bio, the money
you're paying for your water bill going down to drink,
because it's the sewage part of it.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, now you're getting in the weeds there, but you're
right though, paying those two bills. When you got a
water bill and a dt E bill coming in your way,
that means you're an adult.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's what I was going to say too.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I was gonna say too, my mom living in California,
so I'm watching on for her. She's stayed in La
is Howl there. She said, it's about maybe twenty minutes away. Wow,
twenty minutes because it just hit U. Santa Monica in
(12:38):
Santa Monica is maybe like twenty twenty five minutes away
from her. So yeah, she was saying.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That, buddy, we're praying for her and everybody in California.
This is just tragic. So thank you, Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate you keep us informed on how mom's doing. Katie, Hi,
when is it that you knew you were an adult
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
When I got excited over a vacuum.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh, yeah, no, that's real, that is real.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I actually asked our boss Tony, if I get us
to a million followers on TikTok, can you buy me
a dice in vacuum?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And he said yes.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So no, get the mail you don't want, you don't
want Dion, get the melee, I want the handheld on.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I want to in a year. It goes by.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
By the way, all you guys are old, de bye
talking about this is an adult old conversation talking about
in a vacuum.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Man, I knew I was. Oh, yesterday I saw a
dude in a suit. The suit was cold.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm like, you look sharp slacks.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
The suit was cold. Was Was he hot in that
sharp suit?
Speaker 8 (13:39):
You know what I mean.
All right is Mojo in the morning show Home of
the War the Roses, Second Date Update, Dirty on the
thirty five Lives, Tell.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your Mom, Am, I, the a Hole.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
The throwback Throwdown, and of course all of us.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's good to have you guys here.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I love when listeners will say that their favorite part
of the show is not necessarily one of those things
I just said, but just us just kind of shooting
the spit with each other. But we have to give Megan,
you know, a little bit of props. She says that
now she is officially an adult with a capital A,
and it's because of something that she just recently did.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And what is that Mega?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I just recently got my first Costco membership.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't mean to brag. Adult, very very adult, and
only because.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I didn't even get it.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
To shop at Costco, which is an added bonus for me.
I purely got it to save money on gas. And
I was like, wow, I'm a real adult. I did
the I found out the best way to save money.
It was on my gas purchasing and the best place
to get gas Costco.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's great. So the which Costco do you go to?
Because you're in the city. You go to the one and.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Warren or well I usually go to the one. Nope
seacre in Central and Toledo.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh you okay, yeah all the way there. Well you're
using a lot of gas to go there, if you're saving.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Money, Well that's why I needed to save gases, because
I go to Toledo probably three days a week at minimum.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I'm there all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's so funny to me when they're like, Toledo misses you,
I'm like, I was there's three hours ago?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What do you mean too?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Mess me?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had dinner and I ripped a Shawn's. But I
had dinner at Shawn's like a week before it burned down.
But I'm there all the time. And because I'm going
back and forth, I tried to fill up my gas
tank in Toledo as often as possible, just because it's
so much cheaper down there.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
And I think the other day I got gased for
like two forty if.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You if yeah, that's why I get all of my gas.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Until you want to be bougie, go to the UH
Costco in Sylvania and go see or Perrysburg, I'm sorry,
and go see j E who is at the at
the Yeah, Je drives every day from South Lion to
uh Perrysburg and uh and does the cost He said,
(02:22):
it's uh, you know, it's his way working up in
the Costco ranks. But you got to go see him because,
let me say this to you, he's got every single
Costco hack ever.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like he'll tell me, he tells.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Me and you know when uh, well, like when certain
things are coming to the store, like you know, like
the canopies for the summertime.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
The front porch plants, the uh the.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tony Travado always asked him when the Christmas cookies are
coming and stuff like that. But so you're so adulty here,
Let's let's throw us out there. What what was the
thing that you did that made you really feel like
an adult?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What was your your thing that made you? I am
an adult?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I remember the for me, the first adult thing was
the first time I had to go to court and.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Uh I got it and I got a ticket.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh it's speeding ticket and I had to go to
court and I had to The funny thing was I
put on like a pair of khakis. You know, putting
on a pair of kakis makes you feel like an
adult too.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
If you throw those things at Dockers, you could pour
water on you row right off. And I remember walking
into the courtroom and I'm sitting in the courtroom next
to like a bunch of people that looked like they
all murdered people. And I'm going, I'm judging, and going,
I think that person's up for murders. It's just a violation.
What was yours thing made you feel like an adult
for the first time. I'm trying to thank bro probably
doing my taxes or something.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Like yeah, or signing up for instruments at like my
first job.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I was like, well, I just want to be on
your insurance.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So that's Megan and I had a very adult conversation
this morning about it was so exciting you guys. I'm
surprised you didn't jump in wood floors.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my god, the conversation, I like, what is me
It exciting adult that we are getting excited about wood
floor colors. Kevin and I giggle when we say wood floors.
No we don't, Well no, now you now you giggle
play along with me again. Kevin doesn't like Kevin has
(04:18):
this thing anytime I bring up anything like you know that,
uh that could be of potential sexual nature between me
and him.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He always know we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm not playing those guys. I asked Kevin one time.
I asked Kevin one time, I said, Who's who's your
biggest man crush?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't have a man I did not respond like that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And I have a man crush on Tom Brady. I
love him, and he goes, I go, what about you? You
got a man crushing?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What about Denzel? I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There's not there's there's no guy that you find attractive.
Why is that weird for me to say, no, there's
no guy that you look at and go, man, no.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wait, finish, finish. It's not going to make you get
you said.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You said there's no guy that I look at, and
it makes me go, it makes me go, what you're like,
I don't know something that No, finish what you just said.
So you look at Tom Brady and it makes you
go what it makes me go, Man, he's hot. I
get that, And it's strange that I don't feel that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Way another guy.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
You don't think other like look at another guy like
I look at I look at Jared.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Goff's wife and go, oh my god, she is hot,
like she is the most beautiful, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't look at it man and be like, damn
Jared tonight, Jared Goff, I don't last night looked great
at the.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't have to feel like that though. Okay, and
that's cool. Come on, there's got to be one guy
in this world that that you look at and you go, man, man,
nobody am a Saint Brown.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's your second one? No? No, but who's your starting five?
Who started five?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I probably my starting five would be Tom Brady number one,
Ryan Reynolds number two. I don't need a five. I
need to need three. I can't handle five.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I'm not a Jason Bateman guy. He's too playing for
me too. He's too plain for me, I would probably say.
I would probably say, oh, you gotta love me some,
Matthew McConaughey, you know, or something about it, just.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Because there is no bigger homosexual than me.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, now back to Megan's topic, herrot go back
to me real quick, though, But you can call us
up if you would like. If you would like to
ask Kevin a guy and see if Kevin thinks he's attractive.
What's up, Renee, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Mojoe? Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How are you? What was it that you did that
made you feel like an adult?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
So the first time that I went to go drop
off my rent check after moving out get any college
and dropping off that big check to the landlord and
being like, Wow, that was a lot of money. I'm
an adult.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's big. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Or putting a down payment down on an apartment, you know,
or a house that's a positive is big.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I felt like I wanted to cry after I did
that for the first time.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Caitlin, what's yours? What's your big adult move?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
What I learned? How to mail a package at the
post office or even just go into the post office.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Did you ever notice the only people at the post
office are eighty year old people and me?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I always I'm there once a week at least.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I hate when whatever company I buy something from says
I have to take it to the USPS.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I want to drop it off for the return.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Take it to the mailboxes, et cetera, or the ups
store something.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Don't think give you a prepaid and you just drop
it in the bin.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No, but I have to stand there and uh, I
get to get a packaging thing I and I hate that.
I got to sit there and you got an old
person in front of you that's complaining about their mail
delivery or something. This is a big one. This is
when you know you're an adult, Megan. Bigger than even
the Costco card. What's that, Sean?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Four new tires.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
At one time I was a roan at a kid.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
House and everything we're tires I want. I was grown.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh I cry for that too. I have to do
that soon, and it stresses me out.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It is a big purchase. And let me say this
to you. With the Costco card, go to Costco. They
got great deals on tires, Megan Scott, Megan, we'll go
with you and lend you her her Costco membership.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You got to be there though.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now that's the thing that sucks with these Costco Now
they're very particular about making sure you don't use somebody
else's card.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh they scan, they have the scanners and it's.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Got your picture.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah too.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Let just not know they took your picture. They scan it.
Now they don't just look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What your picture look like? We see it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Which which membership did you do? Did you do the
thirty nine to ninety nine one, or.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Would whatever the cheapest one is. I'm broke.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You didn't do the business one?
Speaker 7 (08:49):
What with what money?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Was I going to spend that much money for?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What was the part I get money back? I get
money back and it looks like I own a business.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, it's not even that. It's I don't have a
credit cards, so I didn't want to open one.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I've never had a credit by the way, that's a
big adult move when you get a credit card for
the first time.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Or it's actually cuter than my driver's license.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You got to build. You got to build credit.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
What's worse my costco or my uh my passport photo because.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
They're they're oh, yours is nice.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I actually went and got makeup done by I know'
his friend Renee from Rochester.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
It doesn't even look like you anymore, though, Megan.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Saying, hold on back, wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
To Megan, you got back.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh wow, it's time for you. Got to get a
new picture. Let's hear banking.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh my god, Oh that's cute. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You're not looking she was pale. She does back up.
She didn't get her makeup bay wants to talk to Kevin.
Break the everybody's quiet for one second. Ahead backa keV.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You lie. You're telling me you can't tell the difference
between attractive man and a non attractive man. It's the
same thing. Okay, you're not straight out being like, dang,
he's hot you. You're just acknowledging the person is a
good looking man.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's that's cool that I can do. I can do that,
But I'm not sitting up here saying, my god, Tom
Brady is so hot. That's where Mojo's I say, Tom,
if I could look like somebody other than me, I
would want to look like Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yes, I'm amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm staying where I'm He's perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's no guy that you think is better looking than you.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Oh listen, I'm trying to like explain it better because
I feel like most men instantly jump to the I'm
not gay.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah I'm not dead, but say that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
He didn't have anything to do with that. But when
you hear Mojo say Tom Brady is hot. If I
could look like anybody, I would want to look like that.
He's perfect. I don't feel that way about any other man.
That's what I'm saying, to your point, yeah, it's ugly.
I was about because ugly people across the across the game.
I don't care what your gender is, and it's nice
(11:05):
looking people across the game. But I'm not sitting up
here saying, oh my god, look at this man. What
about Dorian who's hair from the London chop house? What'd
you do him? So when you're having sacks, do you go, oh, oh.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
My god, that's why his voice is like that, because
he's got all of it inside him him.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Still, that's amazing. Oh, hold on, this is a good one. Marvin, Marvin, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What's Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Hey? What up? I had? I have said DT building
water bio because think about your water bio, the money
you're paying for your water bill going down to drink,
because it's the sewage part of it.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, now you're getting in the weeds there, but you're
right though, paying those two bills. When you got a
water bill and a dt E bill coming in your way,
that means you're an adult.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's what I was going to say too.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
I was gonna say too, my mom living in California,
so I'm watching on for her. She's stayed in La
is Howl there. She said, it's about maybe twenty minutes away. Wow,
twenty minutes because it just hit U. Santa Monica in
(12:38):
Santa Monica is maybe like twenty twenty five minutes away
from her. So yeah, she was saying.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That, buddy, we're praying for her and everybody in California.
This is just tragic. So thank you, Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate you keep us informed on how mom's doing. Katie, Hi,
when is it that you knew you were an adult
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
When I got excited over a vacuum.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh, yeah, no, that's real, that is real.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I actually asked our boss Tony, if I get us
to a million followers on TikTok, can you buy me
a dice in vacuum?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And he said yes.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
So no, get the mail you don't want, you don't
want Dion, get the melee, I want the handheld on.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I want to in a year. It goes by.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
By the way, all you guys are old, de bye
talking about this is an adult old conversation talking about
in a vacuum.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Man, I knew I was. Oh, yesterday I saw a
dude in a suit. The suit was cold.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm like, you look sharp slacks.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
The suit was cold. Was Was he hot in that
sharp suit?
Speaker 8 (13:39):
You know what I mean.
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