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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right is Mojo in the morning show Home of
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thirty five Lives, Tell your Mom, Am, I, the a Hole,
the throwback Throwdown, and of course all of us.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's good to have you guys here.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I love when listeners will say that their favorite part
of the show is not necessarily one of those things
I just said, but just us just kind of shooting
the spit with each other. But we have to give Megan,
you know, a little bit of props. She says that
now she is officially an adult with a capital A,
and it's because of something that she just recently did.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And what is that, Megan?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I just recently got my first Costco membership.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh so excited.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
I don't mean to brag.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Adult, very very adult, and only because I didn't even
get it to shop at Costco, which.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Is an added bonus for me.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I purely got it to save money on gas. And
I was like, Wow, I'm a real adult. I did
the math. I found out the best way to save money.
It was on my gas purchasing and the best place
to get gas Costco.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's great. So the which Costco do you go to?
Because you're in the city and you go to the
one and Warren or well I.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Usually go to the one seacre in Central and Toledo.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh you okay, yeah, all the way there. Well you're
using a lot of gas to go there, if you're
saving money.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, that's why I needed to save gases, because I
go to Toledo probably three days a week at minimum.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I'm there all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's so funny to me when they're like, Toledo misses you,
I'm like, I was there's three hours ago.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What do you mean to mess me?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had dinner and I ripped a Shawn's. But I
had dinner at Shawn's like a week before it burned down.
But I'm there all the time. And because I'm going
back and forth, I try to fill up my gas
tank in Toledo as often as possible, just because it's
so much cheaper down there. And I think the other
day I got gased for like two forty if you
if yeah, that's why I get all of my gas.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Want to be bougie.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Go to the UH Costco in Sylvania and go see
or Perrysburg I'm sorry, and go see j E who
is at the j at the Yeah, Je drives every
day from South Lion to uh Perrysburg and uh and
does the cost He said, it's uh, you know, it's
(02:24):
his way working up in the Costco ranks. But you
gotta go see him because, let me say this to you,
he's got every single Costco hack ever.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like he'll tell me, he tells.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Me and you know when uh, well, like when certain
things are coming to the store, like you know, like
the canopies for the summertime.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
The front porch plants, the uh the.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tony Travado always asked him when the Christmas cookies are
comment and stuff like that. But so you're so adulty here,
Let's let's throw us out there. What what was the
thing that you did that made you really feel like
an adult?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Like? What was your your thing that made you? I
am an adult?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I remember the for me, the first adult thing was
the first time I had to go to court and.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Uh I got it and I got a ticket.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh it's speeding ticket and I had to go to
court and I had to The funny thing was I
put on like a pair of khakis. You know, putting
on a pair of kakis makes you feel like an
adult too, doesn't it give you throw those things at dockers.
You can pour water on you roll right off. And
I remember walking into the courtroom and I'm sitting in
the courtroom next to like a bunch of people that
looked like they all murdered people. And I'm going, I'm judging, going,
(03:32):
I think that person's up for murder. It's just a violation.
What was yours thing made you feel like an adult
for the first time? Oh no, I'm trying to thank bro.
Probably doing my taxes or something.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Like yeah, or signing up for instruments at like my
first job.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I was like, well, I just want to be on
your insurance.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
So that's Megan and I had a very adult conversation
this morning about it was so exciting you guys. I'm
surprised you didn't jump in wood floors.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
In the conversation, I'm like, what is me.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Adult that we are getting excited about wood floor colors?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Kevin and I giggle when we say wood floors. We don't.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, now you go, now you giggle play along with
me every again. Kevin doesn't like Kevin has this thing
anytime I bring up anything like you know that, uh,
that could be of potential sexual nature between me and him.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
He always know we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm not playing those guys. I asked Kevin one time.
I asked Kevin one time. I said, Who's who's your
biggest man crush?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't have a man. I did not respond like that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And I have a man crush on Tom Brady. I
love him, and he goes, I go, what about you? You
got a man crushing?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What about Denzel? I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
There's not there's no guy that you find attractive. Why
is that weird for me to say, no, there's no
guy that you look at and go man, no, wait, finish, finish.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's not going to make you get you said.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
You said, there's no guy that I look at, and
it makes me go, it makes me go, what you're like,
I don't know something that No, finish what you just said.
So you look at Tom Brady and it makes you
go what it makes me go, Man, he's hot. I
get that a little bit. And it's strange that I
don't feel that way. No, another guy, you don't.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You don't think other like look at another guy like
I look at I look at Jared Goff's wife and go,
oh my god, she is hot, like she is the
most beautiful.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't look at a man and be like, damn
Jared tonight, Jared Goff. I don't last night looked great
at the.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't have to feel like that though. Okay, and
that's cool. Come on, there's got to be one guy
in this world that that you look at and you go, man, man,
nobody am a Saint Brown, that's your second one?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No? No, But who's starting five? Who started five?
Speaker 8 (05:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I probably my starting five would be Tom Brady number one,
Ryan Reynolds number two. I don't need a five. I
just need three. I can't handle five now. I'm not
a Jason Bateman guy. He's too playing for me too.
He's too playing for me, I would probably say. I
would probably say, oh, you gotta love me some, Matthew McConaughey,
(06:20):
you know, or something about it, just.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Because there is no bigger homosexual than me.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
All right, now back to Megan's topic here, go back
to that real quick though. But you can call us
up if you would like, If you would like to
ask Kevin a guy and see if Kevin thinks he's attractive.
What's up Renee, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Mojoe? Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
How are you? What was it that you did that
made you feel like an adult?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
So the first time that I went to go drop
off my rent check after moving out.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Any college and dropping off that big check to the
landlord and being like, wow, that.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Was a lot of money. I'm an adult.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's big. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Or putting a down payment down on an apartment, you know,
or a house posit that's a positive is big?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
I felt like I wanted to cry after I did
that for the first time.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Caitlin, what's yours? What's your big adult move?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What I learned?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
How to mail a package at the post office or
even just go into the post office.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Did you ever notice the only people at the post
office are eighty year old people and me?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I always I'm there once a week at least.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I hate when whatever company I buy something from says
I have to take it to the USPS.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I want to for the return. Yeah, I'd rather.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Take it to the mailboxes, et cetera or the ups stores.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Don't think give you a prepaid and you just drop
it in the bin.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No, but I have to stand there and uh, I
get to get a packaging thing I and I hate that.
I got to sit there and you got an old
person in front of you that's complaining about their mail
delivery or something. H This is a big one. This
is when you know you're an adult, Megan. Bigger than
even the Costco card. What's that, Sean?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Four new tires.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
At one time I was a roan at a kid
house and everything we're tires I want.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
I was grown.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh I cry for that too.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I have to do that soon and it stresses me out.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It is a big purchase. And let me say this
to you. With the Costco card, go to Costco. They
got great deals on tires, Megan Scott, Megan, will we'll
go with you and lend you her her Costco membership.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You got to be there though.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Now that's the thing that sucks with these Costco Now
they're very particular about making sure you don't use somebody
else's card.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh they scan, they have the scanners and it's.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Got your picture.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah too, I did not know they took your picture.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
They scan it. Now they don't just look at it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
What your picture look like? Can you see it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Which which membership did you do? Did you do the
thirty nine to ninety nine one, or would you?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
What was the cheapest? One is I'm broke?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You didn't do the business one?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
What with what money? Was I going to spend that
much money for? What?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What was the part I get money back? I get
money back and it looks like I own a business.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh, it's not even that. It's I don't have a
credit cards, so I didn't want to open one.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I've never had a credit by the way, that's a
big adult move when you get a credit card for
the first time.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Or it's actually cuter than my driver's license.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You got to build.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You got to build, Freday, what's worse my costco or
my uh my passport photo because they're they're yours is nice.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I actually went and got makeup done by I know'
his friend Renee from Rochester.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That doesn't even look like you anymore, though, Megan.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Saying hold on, BA wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Megantly got back, Oh wow, it's time for you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Got to get a new picture. Let's hear banking. Oh
my god, Oh that's cute, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You're not looking she was pale.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
She does back up. She didn't get her makeup bay.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Wants to talk to Kevin. Break the everybody's quiet for
one second ahead, Becka.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
KeV, you lie.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're telling me you can't tell the difference between attractive
man and a non attractive man.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
It's the same thing, okay, he does.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're not straight out being like, dang, he's hot you.
You're just acknowledging the person.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Is a good looking man.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
That's that's cool that I can do. I can do that.
But I'm not sitting up here saying, my god, Tom
Brady is so hot.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
That's where Mojo's I say, Tom, if I could look
like somebody other than me, I would want to look
like Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yes, I'm amazing.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
I'm staying where I'm He's perfect.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
There's no guy that you think is better looking than you.
Oh listen, I'm trying to like explain it better because
I feel like most men instantly jump to the I'm
not gay, Yeah I'm not gay by say that.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
He didn't have anything to do with that. But when
you hear Mojo say Tom Brady is hot. If I
could look like anybody, I would want to look like that.
He's perfect. I don't feel that way about any other man.
That's what I'm saying, to your point, yeah, it's ugly.
I was about because ugly people across the across the game.
I don't care what your gender is, and it's nice
(11:05):
looking people across the game. But I'm not sitting up
here saying, oh my god, look at this man.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
What about Dorian who's hair from the London chop house?
What'd you do him? So, Dan, when you're having sacks,
do you go, oh, oh.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
My god, that's why his voice is like that, because
he's got all of it inside him him.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Still, that's amazing. Oh, hold on, this is a good one. Marvin, Marvin, Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
What's Yeah? Hey?
Speaker 8 (11:51):
What up? I had I have said DT building water
bio because think about your water bio. Most of the
money you're paying for your water bill going down to
drink because it's the sewage.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, now you're getting in the weeds there, but you're
right though, paying those two bills.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
When you got a water.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Bill and a dt E bill coming in your way,
that means you're an adult's.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I was going to say too. I was gonna say too,
my mom liveing in California, so watching on for her
she's stayed in.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
La is how close there?
Speaker 8 (12:28):
She said, it's about maybe twenty minutes away. Wow, twenty
minutes because it just hit U. Santa Monica in Santa
Monica is maybe like twenty twenty five minutes away from her.
So yeah, she was saying.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That, buddy, We're praying for her and everybody in California.
This is just tragic. So thank you, Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate you keep us informed on how mom's doing. Katie, Hi,
when is it that you knew you were an adult
for the first.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Time when I got excited over a vacuum.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh, yeah, No, that's real. That is real.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I actually asked our boss Tony, if I get us
to a million followers on TikTok, can you buy me
a dice in vacuum?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
And he said yes.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
So no, get the mail you don't want, you don't want,
get the melee, the handheld one I want in a year.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It goes by.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
By the way, all you guys are old, de bye
talking about this is an adult, old conversation talking about
in a vacuum.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Man, I know, I was, Oh, yesterday I saw a
dude in a suit. The suit was cold. I'm like
you look sharp slacks.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
The suit was cold. Was was he hot in that
sharp suit?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
You know what I mean.