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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So this weekend, and Chelsea hates when I talk about
stuff like this, but Chelsea, I'm gonna keep it very clean,
because it was very clean this weekend. I completely mistook something.
So we had a long day on Friday. It was
literally one of the longest days ever. I went home
and passed out because we were out broadcasting in the
(00:23):
morning and I was exhausted. Then that night, we went
out to dinner with a couple of couples and I
drank a little bit at dinner, so by the time
that I got home on Friday night, I passed out
Like I had not fallen asleep that fast in a
long time. And I can fall asleep fast, believe me.
So you know, we fall asleep on Friday night, and
(00:45):
I wake up because I had slept earlier in the night,
in the middle of the night, and I didn't even
know what the time was until after this whole event happened.
So I'm in bed and I noticed that Chelsea's kind
of making noises and she's laying next to me in bed,
and the noises sounded like good noises.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Like I'm not going to ask you to recreate because
that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It sounded like it sounded like she was happy that
I was up, and not that she wished that I
was dead. Noises like that, you know, like not those
kind of noises, not that, but she made it. She
made a noise, and then I'm like, oh, okay, And
so I kind of like moved over my hand and
started touching her and I kind of like sort of
rubbing on her leg and stuff. And she's got very
(01:32):
nice legs, and I'm touching, I'm touching, and she's kind
of making a little more noises. I'm going she's liking this,
She's liking that I'm touching her. And I thought to myself,
oh my god, I might have a chance for middle
of the night sex. We never have middle of the
night sex. It never happens. You ever have middle of
the night sex.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's like our most popular time.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Of course it is you guys. Seriously, guys always are
having sex. Middle of the night sex does not happen
usually in our relationship. So I'm thinking, there's a chance
I'm going to get middle of the night sex. And
I go over and lean over, and all of a sudden,
when I leaned over. I realized she was not sleeping
or she was not awake. She was sleeping.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She goes, oh, she was dreaming.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
God, she was first off, not dreaming.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
She was having a nightmare, like she literally had a
nightmare and it was about a big hairy guy named Mojo.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, she was having like these.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
She was making some noise and she had some kind
of like, oh you woke me up, stuff like that.
I'm thinking to myself, Oh my god, I got completely
misguided by the noises that I was hearing. Like I
thought she was really excited about me touching her, and
I thought to myself, Oh my god, I'll never wash
this hand ever again, you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I thought to myself, this was like a special touch.
And all I kept thinking to myself was this is unbelievable.
And she goes, what time is it. I lean over
to the clock. Is one forty eight? Because we had
fallen asleep, beed probably. I think we got home from
being out at maybe ten thirty or something like that.
And I'm telling you I was in bed sleeping by
ten thirty one. Yeah, that's how fast I fell asleep.
(03:13):
So for the few hours that I was sleeping. I
got such good sleep for that few hours that I
was rearing and ready to go.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, man, you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Could have cuddled her after she all alarm at that
point right there, she's like, cy, you know, she's upset
because now she can't go if Chelsea, if you if
Chelsea wakes up in the middle of the night, she's
up all She's like, she does not fall asleep again.
So it's not like it's going to happen. So I'm
very good, and I'll tell you this. I am extremely
good about making sure that I anticipate my alarms, like
(03:43):
I don't want to wake her up in the morning.
I've been really good about, like I'll get up my
alarm goes off at three thirty. I'll wake up at
three twenty nine and turn my alarm off and be
fully awake and get up out of bed. It is
unbelievable at how my body clock is like tells me
that stuff. So let's go back to middle of the
night sex, because we don't have it at all. Does
middle of the night sex, though, ever, ruin your sleep
(04:06):
or is it something that you're like into do.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So for us, it does not ruin my sleep. Most
of the time, because what will usually happen with us
is we will both go to bed, especially lately since
West has started his new job, we will be so
exhausted when we get into bed, we'll fall asleep, you know,
watching a show or something. But we'll either he will
set an alarm and he'll say, hey, let's get in
a few hours of sleep, and then I'll set my alarm,
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which I'm always down for, or we both just will
wake up and one of us will wake up the
other and usually I can go right back to sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But yeah, but you can't just wake up the other
because that's a very selfish thing to do. You're selfishly
waking that person up from what could be their best
sleep ever.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
For sure, I think that we've both acknowledged that nine
and a half times out of ten we're down. We're
going to be down for it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, But what happens if you wake up the other
and the other was having the greatest sleep ever. I
monitor my sleep. I've got the ORR ring and I
can see like where my sleep is. Yeah, and if
I and there are times like we Chelsea and I
monitor our sleep scores like the next This just shows
you our relationship the next morning, it's like, what did
you get?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I got a seventy? What did you get? I got
a you know, an eighty.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm like, oh, my sleep is always crappy during the week,
so it doesn't matter once you put on an orr ring,
you know what ends up happening.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You don't have middle of the night sacks because all
you're doing is you're focused on Ye I want to
have good sleep, because nobody gets good sleep these days.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I feel like anytime that I've been woken up or
had middle of the nice six it makes the next
sleep that much better.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Really, yeah, like when you go back, you know, women
can't feel more relaxed.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
It's like, oh, yeah, this is It's kind of like,
you know, like when you eat and you're on a
full stomach, but you just need like something sweet or
it's like that one extra thing that you have that
really just really I.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Always feel like, speaking of that, I always feel like
if I drink before I go to bed or eat
before I go to bed, I not cannot sleep have
a horrible night sleep. But here's here's another question I
wanted to throw out there with this.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Has anybody ever woken or woken. Has anybody ever.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Tried to have middle of the night sex with somebody
had sex in the middle of the night in their spouse,
stayed asleep the entire.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Time, oh god, or didn't remember it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Or didn't remember the next morning, because that to me
would be freaky stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's all like a divby party. But there are people
that have sleep sex. Did you know that? There are
people that literally have sleep sex, like.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Sleepwalk sleep eat sex.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, Like they have consensual sleep sex. And when I
say consensual, it's not really consensual if you're sleeping. But
they're in relationships where they know, oh yeah, I've had sex.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
And laying down or they are full participants.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Some people I don't know call us up and tell
us what if this has ever happened to you?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I've seen these stories before.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't know what it was I was watching, but
I was watching something about sleep and they were talking
about how people have arkilepsy so bad sometimes that they
will sleep through the sacks, but they'll continue, They'll do
the whole act and be great. Now, yeah, they'll actually
be really good at it. Eight four four Mojo Live
eight four four six six five six five four eight
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The text is nine five to five zero zero.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Only bad thing about middle of the night sex to
me is not that I worry about going back to sleep.
It's that you can't rush your teeth before you do it,
or else you kill the mood. So you are both
acknowledging that your probably had bad breath.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Chelsea worries about her breath in the moment.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, I am so self conscious about my breath. To me,
it's like your breath is fine, like fine, it's not fine? Really, no,
you have you have a bad morning broth. How do
you Does Wes ever tell you that your breath? Oh yeah, yeah,
West not a bit, not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Say your broth smells like poop?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, what's going on, Michelle? How you doing good?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Good morning. Well, I'm a notorious sleepwalker. I do it
all the time. So when I used to work midnight,
I used to I used to have sex while I
was sleeping and not realized it. And I knew when
my underwear were on the floor in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's weird too, because you can never tell your guy
that because if you do, he does feel like he
just violated you.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Or no, my my husband knows just wild. That's just
how I am.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What happens if you're better sexually when you're sleeping than
you are when you're awake.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I wouldn't want to know that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Don't say it, don't tell the person. Uh initial A
wants to be voice disguised. Hi A, Hello, Hi, Hi,
you're being voices guys, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I just wanted to comment I had that would.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Make me up in the middle of the light and.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
They would have.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Understand, stop, stop for one second.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You take us off bluetooth because your bluetooth makes it
hard to understand your voice disguise.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is it better?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Much better? So tell it? You see you protect? So
you had an AX, you said, and then finish from there.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Yeah, so I had an ex and we had been
dating for years, so we didn't use protection. And so
when she would wake me up in the middle of
the night and we would do the deed, I would
wake him up in the morning afterwards be like, Okay,
well we should probably go get a pandy yourself thing
and she would be so dumbfounded and be like, what
(09:37):
do you.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Mean he didn't remember having sex with you?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Nope, not at all.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh my god, Wow. So he was sleeping the entire time,
that he was having sex the.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Entire time, and she would be the one who initiated.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So was he better asleep or awake? Which one was
the better? Got? You got?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Well, let's just say I'm a lesbian now?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh god, was the story? He wasn't good either way?
You're saying pretty much?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
By the way, don't ever tell me that that's the
case after the fact.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Uh, that would ruin me.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What's up, Destiny, Hi, Destiny. Oh I'm sorry, Nicole, I
picked up wrong nine Nicole?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You there?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
First time? Long time?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What's going on? Nicole?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well, I listen you guys every morning, and this is
awesome that I actually got on. But yeah, my husband
always wanted me to try having sex with the money's sleeping,
and then when I did, he doesn't remember.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Any of it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
He was sleeping the whole time.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
I noticed that his lists were kind of but I
tried to kiss on his lips, you know when they're.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Asleep in this.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But he was doing the act though, like he was
actually involved in it. Or were you having to do
all the work.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
I had to do all the work. But I thought
he was awake, and then he never remembered the next day.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So do you feel bad about it? I mean, like
or so, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You know, what's amazing about the whole deal is if
this guy's having like narcolepsy, sleeping sex or whatever it is, Like,
if he's having that and doing it, you don't have
to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He doesn't say any dumb.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Things, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's you know what.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I think this might be a plus for some people. Destiny.
What's going on? You would have sleep sex with your boyfriend?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Well, okay, so it's not like it wasn't planned. So
I fun fact, I have narcolepsy.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Okay, it sounds very fun, but yeah it's not.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
But so I was in a clinical trial where I
was taking this medication and it made me feel higher
than I Well, I guess one night I started acting
on him, and so we did it. I don't remember
a single.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Thing of it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh my god, that scared that wild. You were going
through all the motions, yeah, yep. Was it just intercourse
or were you doing other things too? To him?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Probably?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
In course.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
I don't remember it, but he's like what we talked about,
he was It was just weird. Like that you don't
remember it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I feel like it's wild because that's not right if
your partner normally doesn't like to do certain things, but
they only do it when they're sleeping, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're like, yeah, that's crazy. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
By the way, where what is the weirdest situation you've
ever fallen asleep in?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Probably sitting and talking to friends?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Okay do that and I don't, but you were you
coherently conversation having conversation.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
With them, Yeah, and then I just pass out and
they don't know what to do because they're like, do
I call nine on?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
I'm like, no, it's not a big deal. I just
need a quick naps.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Do you drive?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I do.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
I'm actually driving right now.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I do.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You're not gonna fall asleep while we're talking to you,
are you?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
No?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I I just can't drive at night or long distances.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I could see.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, you fall asleep. Man, It's scary. This is like
the weirdest because I feel weird even grabbing this thing.
It says Megan's her name, and then underneath it describes
the call. It says, I sleep while my boyfriend has
sex with me.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm too tired. That just sounds weird to me, Megan.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Really, first time time. Okay, So it's not like all
the time. It's not like, you know, I work their shift.
He works mornings. So when I get home, I'm freaking
much sleeping and he's getting up for work. Don't wake
me up because I'm the types I'm up. If I
wake up until the night i'm up, I.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Can't go back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I'm the same way. So he will, you know, take
my pants off, do what you gotta do, put my
stuff back on, and then I wake up like did
you And he's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I would not.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I don't know how he does that. That would feel
very maybe yeah yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Know who it is. So it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's not right, and I know it's not that, but
he knows, he's got permission, I know, but.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Still like that also wouldn't turn me on to not
have interactions on the other side, it's like you're sex literally.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Remember I never said it was for me, Darling.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
It's not for me.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, so does he.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Ask I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm saying I'm from his person. I know it's him.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
He's like, thank he's always happy He's like, thank you
for that, your welcome.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Do you ever get sexual pleasure out of it?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Though?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Like, do you ever get off?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Sometimes there's sometimes I wake up sporadically and I'm like, oh, okay, okay,
all right, yeah, let's go, and then I act like
I'm sleeping though, so he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
How often does he do this?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Probably like twice a week, once a week.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Okay, this is a weird one. By the way, this
is going to be the call of it just seems weird,
it works, this is going to be the police are
going to be calling us out asking for this audio.
All right, Megan, thank you for the call.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
All right, have a great day, all right, take care
of your sig.
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So this weekend, and Chelsea hates when I talk about
stuff like this, but Chelsea, I'm gonna keep it very clean,
because it was very clean this weekend. I completely mistook something.
So we had a long day on Friday. It was
literally one of the longest days ever. I went home
and passed out because we were out broadcasting in the
(00:23):
morning and I was exhausted. Then that night, we went
out to dinner with a couple of couples and I
drank a little bit at dinner, so by the time
that I got home on Friday night, I passed out
Like I had not fallen asleep that fast in a
long time. And I can fall asleep fast, believe me.
So you know, we fall asleep on Friday night, and
(00:45):
I wake up because I had slept earlier in the night,
in the middle of the night, and I didn't even
know what the time was until after this whole event happened.
So I'm in bed and I noticed that Chelsea's kind
of making noises and she's laying next to me in bed,
and the noises sounded like good noises.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Like I'm not going to ask you to recreate because
that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It sounded like it sounded like she was happy that
I was up, and not that she wished that I
was dead. Noises like that, you know, like not those
kind of noises, not that, but she made it. She
made a noise, and then I'm like, oh, okay, And
so I kind of like moved over my hand and
started touching her and I kind of like sort of
rubbing on her leg and stuff. And she's got very
(01:32):
nice legs, and I'm touching, I'm touching, and she's kind
of making a little more noises. I'm going she's liking this,
She's liking that I'm touching her. And I thought to myself,
oh my god, I might have a chance for middle
of the night sex. We never have middle of the
night sex. It never happens. You ever have middle of
the night sex.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's like our most popular time.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Of course it is you guys. Seriously, guys always are
having sex. Middle of the night sex does not happen
usually in our relationship. So I'm thinking, there's a chance
I'm going to get middle of the night sex. And
I go over and lean over, and all of a sudden,
when I leaned over. I realized she was not sleeping
or she was not awake. She was sleeping.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She goes, oh, she was dreaming.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
God, she was first off, not dreaming.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
She was having a nightmare, like she literally had a
nightmare and it was about a big hairy guy named Mojo.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, she was having like these.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
She was making some noise and she had some kind
of like, oh you woke me up, stuff like that.
I'm thinking to myself, Oh my god, I got completely
misguided by the noises that I was hearing. Like I
thought she was really excited about me touching her, and
I thought to myself, Oh my god, I'll never wash
this hand ever again, you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I thought to myself, this was like a special touch.
And all I kept thinking to myself was this is unbelievable.
And she goes, what time is it. I lean over
to the clock. Is one forty eight? Because we had
fallen asleep, beed probably. I think we got home from
being out at maybe ten thirty or something like that.
And I'm telling you I was in bed sleeping by
ten thirty one. Yeah, that's how fast I fell asleep.
(03:13):
So for the few hours that I was sleeping. I
got such good sleep for that few hours that I
was rearing and ready to go.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, man, you.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Could have cuddled her after she all alarm at that
point right there, she's like, cy, you know, she's upset
because now she can't go if Chelsea, if you if
Chelsea wakes up in the middle of the night, she's
up all She's like, she does not fall asleep again.
So it's not like it's going to happen. So I'm
very good, and I'll tell you this. I am extremely
good about making sure that I anticipate my alarms, like
(03:43):
I don't want to wake her up in the morning.
I've been really good about, like I'll get up my
alarm goes off at three thirty. I'll wake up at
three twenty nine and turn my alarm off and be
fully awake and get up out of bed. It is
unbelievable at how my body clock is like tells me
that stuff. So let's go back to middle of the
night sex, because we don't have it at all. Does
middle of the night sex, though, ever, ruin your sleep
(04:06):
or is it something that you're like into do.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So for us, it does not ruin my sleep. Most
of the time, because what will usually happen with us
is we will both go to bed, especially lately since
West has started his new job, we will be so
exhausted when we get into bed, we'll fall asleep, you know,
watching a show or something. But we'll either he will
set an alarm and he'll say, hey, let's get in
a few hours of sleep, and then I'll set my alarm,
(04:31):
which I'm always down for, or we both just will
wake up and one of us will wake up the
other and usually I can go right back to sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But yeah, but you can't just wake up the other
because that's a very selfish thing to do. You're selfishly
waking that person up from what could be their best
sleep ever.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
For sure, I think that we've both acknowledged that nine
and a half times out of ten we're down. We're
going to be down for it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, But what happens if you wake up the other
and the other was having the greatest sleep ever. I
monitor my sleep. I've got the ORR ring and I
can see like where my sleep is. Yeah, and if
I and there are times like we Chelsea and I
monitor our sleep scores like the next This just shows
you our relationship the next morning, it's like, what did
you get?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I got a seventy? What did you get? I got
a you know, an eighty.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm like, oh, my sleep is always crappy during the week,
so it doesn't matter once you put on an orr ring,
you know what ends up happening.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You don't have middle of the night sacks because all
you're doing is you're focused on Ye I want to
have good sleep, because nobody gets good sleep these days.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I feel like anytime that I've been woken up or
had middle of the nice six it makes the next
sleep that much better.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Really, yeah, like when you go back, you know, women
can't feel more relaxed.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
It's like, oh, yeah, this is It's kind of like,
you know, like when you eat and you're on a
full stomach, but you just need like something sweet or
it's like that one extra thing that you have that
really just really I.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Always feel like, speaking of that, I always feel like
if I drink before I go to bed or eat
before I go to bed, I not cannot sleep have
a horrible night sleep. But here's here's another question I
wanted to throw out there with this.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Has anybody ever woken or woken. Has anybody ever.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Tried to have middle of the night sex with somebody
had sex in the middle of the night in their spouse,
stayed asleep the entire.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Time, oh god, or didn't remember it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Or didn't remember the next morning, because that to me
would be freaky stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That's all like a divby party. But there are people
that have sleep sex. Did you know that? There are
people that literally have sleep sex, like.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Sleepwalk sleep eat sex.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, Like they have consensual sleep sex. And when I
say consensual, it's not really consensual if you're sleeping. But
they're in relationships where they know, oh yeah, I've had sex.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
And laying down or they are full participants.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Some people I don't know call us up and tell
us what if this has ever happened to you?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I've seen these stories before.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't know what it was I was watching, but
I was watching something about sleep and they were talking
about how people have arkilepsy so bad sometimes that they
will sleep through the sacks, but they'll continue, They'll do
the whole act and be great. Now, yeah, they'll actually
be really good at it. Eight four four Mojo Live
eight four four six six five six five four eight
(07:16):
The text is nine five to five zero zero.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Only bad thing about middle of the night sex to
me is not that I worry about going back to sleep.
It's that you can't rush your teeth before you do it,
or else you kill the mood. So you are both
acknowledging that your probably had bad breath.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Chelsea worries about her breath in the moment.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh, I am so self conscious about my breath. To me,
it's like your breath is fine, like fine, it's not fine? Really, no,
you have you have a bad morning broth. How do
you Does Wes ever tell you that your breath? Oh yeah, yeah,
West not a bit, not a good idea.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Say your broth smells like poop?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, what's going on, Michelle? How you doing good?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Good morning. Well, I'm a notorious sleepwalker. I do it
all the time. So when I used to work midnight,
I used to I used to have sex while I
was sleeping and not realized it. And I knew when
my underwear were on the floor in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's weird too, because you can never tell your guy
that because if you do, he does feel like he
just violated you.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Or no, my my husband knows just wild. That's just
how I am.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What happens if you're better sexually when you're sleeping than
you are when you're awake.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
I wouldn't want to know that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Don't say it, don't tell the person. Uh initial A
wants to be voice disguised. Hi A, Hello, Hi, Hi,
you're being voices guys, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I just wanted to comment I had that would.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Make me up in the middle of the light and.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
They would have.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Understand, stop, stop for one second.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You take us off bluetooth because your bluetooth makes it
hard to understand your voice disguise.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Is it better?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Much better? So tell it? You see you protect? So
you had an AX, you said, and then finish from there.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Yeah, so I had an ex and we had been
dating for years, so we didn't use protection. And so
when she would wake me up in the middle of
the night and we would do the deed, I would
wake him up in the morning afterwards be like, Okay,
well we should probably go get a pandy yourself thing
and she would be so dumbfounded and be like, what
(09:37):
do you.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Mean he didn't remember having sex with you?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Nope, not at all.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh my god, Wow. So he was sleeping the entire time,
that he was having sex the.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Entire time, and she would be the one who initiated.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So was he better asleep or awake? Which one was
the better? Got? You got?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Well, let's just say I'm a lesbian now?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh god, was the story? He wasn't good either way?
You're saying pretty much?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
By the way, don't ever tell me that that's the
case after the fact.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Uh, that would ruin me.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What's up, Destiny, Hi, Destiny. Oh I'm sorry, Nicole, I
picked up wrong nine Nicole?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You there?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
First time? Long time?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What's going on? Nicole?
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Well, I listen you guys every morning, and this is
awesome that I actually got on. But yeah, my husband
always wanted me to try having sex with the money's sleeping,
and then when I did, he doesn't remember.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Any of it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
He was sleeping the whole time.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
I noticed that his lists were kind of but I
tried to kiss on his lips, you know when they're.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Asleep in this.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But he was doing the act though, like he was
actually involved in it. Or were you having to do
all the work.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
I had to do all the work. But I thought
he was awake, and then he never remembered the next day.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So do you feel bad about it? I mean, like
or so, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You know, what's amazing about the whole deal is if
this guy's having like narcolepsy, sleeping sex or whatever it is, Like,
if he's having that and doing it, you don't have
to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He doesn't say any dumb.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Things, right exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's you know what.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I think this might be a plus for some people. Destiny.
What's going on? You would have sleep sex with your boyfriend?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Well, okay, so it's not like it wasn't planned. So
I fun fact, I have narcolepsy.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Okay, it sounds very fun, but yeah it's not.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
But so I was in a clinical trial where I
was taking this medication and it made me feel higher
than I Well, I guess one night I started acting
on him, and so we did it. I don't remember
a single.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Thing of it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh my god, that scared that wild. You were going
through all the motions, yeah, yep. Was it just intercourse
or were you doing other things too? To him?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Probably?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
In course.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
I don't remember it, but he's like what we talked about,
he was It was just weird. Like that you don't
remember it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I feel like it's wild because that's not right if
your partner normally doesn't like to do certain things, but
they only do it when they're sleeping, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're like, yeah, that's crazy. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
By the way, where what is the weirdest situation you've
ever fallen asleep in?
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Probably sitting and talking to friends?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Okay do that and I don't, but you were you
coherently conversation having conversation.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
With them, Yeah, and then I just pass out and
they don't know what to do because they're like, do
I call nine on?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
I'm like, no, it's not a big deal. I just
need a quick naps.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Do you drive?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I do.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
I'm actually driving right now.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
I do.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You're not gonna fall asleep while we're talking to you,
are you?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
No?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I I just can't drive at night or long distances.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I could see.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, you fall asleep. Man, It's scary. This is like
the weirdest because I feel weird even grabbing this thing.
It says Megan's her name, and then underneath it describes
the call. It says, I sleep while my boyfriend has
sex with me.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm too tired. That just sounds weird to me, Megan.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Really, first time time. Okay, So it's not like all
the time. It's not like, you know, I work their shift.
He works mornings. So when I get home, I'm freaking
much sleeping and he's getting up for work. Don't wake
me up because I'm the types I'm up. If I
wake up until the night i'm up, I.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Can't go back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I'm the same way. So he will, you know, take
my pants off, do what you gotta do, put my
stuff back on, and then I wake up like did
you And he's like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I would not.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I don't know how he does that. That would feel
very maybe yeah yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
Know who it is. So it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's not right, and I know it's not that, but
he knows, he's got permission, I know, but.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Still like that also wouldn't turn me on to not
have interactions on the other side, it's like you're sex literally.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Remember I never said it was for me, Darling.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
It's not for me.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, so does he.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Ask I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I'm saying I'm from his person. I know it's him.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
He's like, thank he's always happy He's like, thank you
for that, your welcome.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Do you ever get sexual pleasure out of it?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Though?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Like, do you ever get off?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Sometimes there's sometimes I wake up sporadically and I'm like, oh, okay, okay,
all right, yeah, let's go, and then I act like
I'm sleeping though, so he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
How often does he do this?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Probably like twice a week, once a week.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Okay, this is a weird one. By the way, this
is going to be the call of it just seems weird,
it works, this is going to be the police are
going to be calling us out asking for this audio.
All right, Megan, thank you for the call.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
All right, have a great day, all right, take care
of your sig.
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