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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You know how they say, no good deed goes unpunished, Yes,
it went punished. Today. I was trying to like do
dishes from you know, last night and other stuff that
was in the sink, just so that Chelsea could wake
up this morning and think that I am the greatest
husband in the world. So I was doing those I
ended up And this is, by the way, as the
(00:20):
warm up show is beginning. So I usually am out
of the house by like once the warm up show starts,
so five o'clock, you know, boom, warm up shows on.
I'm out. I drop the glass literally one of the
biggest glasses that we've ever had in our house. It's
a glass glass, like it goes all over the place,
and I'm like, son of a bitch, And now I
(00:41):
got to figure out where a vacuum is, where a
broom is all this stuff, because I don't know, if
you know this, I may be the greatest husband of
the world, but I don't think I've ever grabbed the
vacuum or the broom at five o'clock in the morning.
And so I have to crank that thing up, you know,
turn it on. Chelsea's comes around and what's going on
she doesn't think a burglar. Actually, she probably did think
(01:02):
a burglar was in the house. She's like, there's no
way that he's cleaning. A burglar must be in the
house to clean. That's the kind of burglar I want. Yeah, exactly.
So so I cut myself. I got. You know, usually
guys cut themselves, like from shaving and stuff. I got. Yeah, Well,
I didn't even realize. And I have a totally different
outfit on that I was wearing because I'm cleaning. I'm
(01:25):
trying to get it all done, because I'm trying to
get out of the house like in a couple of minutes.
And then I'm I'm doing this thing on the floor.
I'm looking on the floor, is there is there a piece?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm like freaking out. He didn't care about the dogs.
I was caring about my dog. You know. I was
caring because this dog ain't gonna get anything from that dog.
We ain't getting any kind of stuff if she ends
up cutting her her foot and stuff. I was worried
about the dogs, seriously. But you know, you do the
whole thing and then you go into the the bathroom
and I'm like, all right, I'm sweating profusely. I'm like,
(01:54):
all right, whatever I'm gonna and I look blood all over. Yeah,
so I got a shirt full of blood, which crazy.
Don't you feel bad.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
When there are people sleeping your hairrow and when there
are people sleeping in your house and you're getting ready
at four in the morning and something like that happens
and you have to break out the vacuum.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's the word. I've never had that happen to me before,
Like I never have have I've given I had.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
To turn the garbage disposal on this morning. Rap, I'm sorry,
but like a half two hur els is gonna smell.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's it's bad. And then I've done that before. I
turned the garbage postaline, and then I've gotten the can
you not turn the garfers? Just like I'm trying to
do it. I'm not doing it because I want to,
you know what I mean. I've had the opposite happen.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, like where Charill ha been mad at me before
and she used to pay attention and try to walk softly.
He can telling you in the doghouse door, start slamming
a little louder, lights give flicked off.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Done this before. We're not going to let you sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You know, like sometimes you'll lose something or you'll try
to find something early in the morning, and to prevent
having to wake people up, you won't cut the light on,
so you use your phone light. Yes, that's when they're
not using phone lights, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Just cutting the room lights. By the way, is that
that is something that is a very female thing, Like
I don't see guys do that. What are you talking about?
I'm Megan. I know guys. I don't know if you
know this, but I don't know, guy, I don't know
many guys that they get pissed off at their girl
(03:24):
and they because you know why, we want to get
out of the house unscathed the facts.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And I'm not trying to engage in whatever type of
rage your experience right now. The way our bedroom is
set up, there's like a closet and then there's like
the bathroom. So to prevent cutting on the light that's
nearest to the closet, I'll cut on the bathroom light
and crack the almost close the door so I can
only allow just the light that I need to pick
my clothes, so I will wake anybody anybody.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But the struggle that actually that actually is kind of
an interesting topic. How do you know when your spouse
is passed? You know when they're pissed when they wake
you up with all the noise and loud and stuff
in the morning, Yeah, banging cabinets. Can I ask an
on this question? When you are pissed off, don't you
(04:12):
seem to walk a little like harder on your feet?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Like you That's so funny that we're even having this conversation.
Wes and I got into like a little argument yesterday
and He's like, oh, here comes the elephant walk, because I.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do I stop my feet so that I'm perfect? Yeah?
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. I want to know from
our listeners this morning. First off, like, what is it that?
What's your thing to try to not wake up the house?
Because if you're up right now listening to us, more
than likely you're a person that you know has to do.
(04:49):
Like I always thought that I could never be in
the military because I'm just not physically fit until four
o'clock in the morning when I wake up and I'm
like covertly on your block, know what I mean? Don
Don Don do you are you really quiet for I mean,
you don't want to wake up the kids obviously, right,
But are you.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Really so hard with Wes because our bathroom is like
I walk into my bathroom and it's right on the
side of the bed where he sleeps, and so if
I have to like blow dry my hair or there's
no getting past that, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Way you blow dry your hair in the morning?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes, show stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Please tell me, Megan, you don't do this. You live
in an apartment where there's people probably trying to well, I.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Don't normally blow dry my hair in the morning. I
would never get up a minute earlier than I have to.
I am a shower for all. Oh well no, because
even then I was like, sometimes I shower in the
morning if I sleep in big tan, but I'm not
washing my hair.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm wearing a shower cat.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
But I but I also live alone, so like I'm
not bothering anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, I sweat really bad when I sleep. Welcome to
your early forties and all that comes with it. And
so I I usually four out of the five days
of the week, I shower in the morning, and I
have to wash my hair because it's wet.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's sweaty. What about KP KP. You live in an apartment,
Please tell me for the sake of your uh, you know, neighbors,
you're not turning down the freaking blow dryer this early
in the morning while you're getting ready to go to
uh to work. Are you she's taking lydia? You are crazy.
You could have said she just wasn't here, or you
(06:25):
could have said she's blow drying her head.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
But like we also don't hear our neighbors at most apartments,
like you don't hear your neighbors television.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So my blow dryer isn't going about. Oh you don't
think that you your neighbors can hear you. No, you
you don't hear them at all? Are not tryer is actually.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Not super I mean, it's still a blow dryer, but
it's not like they used to be.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
The only thing I hear ever in my apartment ever, ever,
ever is the stomping of the person above me at night.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's it. That's it, because I'm going to say this
to you. You live in that's it. You live in
a Detroit downtown apartment that was built probably in nineteen
twenty or something like that. So that's a good one.
The newer ones probably not like that. KP. You don't
blow dry in the morning before I worked you, No,
but I did hear Lydia's spreading rumors about me. I
was not taking a crap.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I was just going number one anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I No, I don't blow drough my hair in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I don't think my my roommates are not even roommates.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
What is it called neighbors. Yeah, I don't think anybody
can hear me. I'm like drinking the wall. I don't know.
I don't think they can hear me. I can't hear them.
So that's amazing. You guys can't hear them because I
swear to you when I live in an apartment. That's
all I did, was hear my name.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
You lived in an apartment?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, first off, I stay with Joe in Tampa in
his place. All I do is hear the lady above.
I mean that lady is like, first off, she's like
banging herself or something up there. It's like it's like craziness, Christina,
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good morning? And what's happening.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh, I'm just I tell when I'm pissed off, So
I do like a version of the silent treatment, where
I huff and puff loudly just so my presence is known.
I think, like I just locked around.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
The house, so just a lot of heavy breathing.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Huh yeah, I think I be like, no, I'm there
to be reminded I'm mad without having to talk to
him or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
By the way, do you when you do it and
they don't know it, do you do it extra loud
then the next time?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I think I escalate as I go okay, yeah, that's
that is a thing. Do you do the elephant walk
like Wes says that Shannon does.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Not intentionally, but probably yeah, that is by the way,
that is a very because I don't think guys do that.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm telling you, I don't think guys do any of
this stuff. Not because we're better people. We don't want
fights us guys. We try to avoid them. We try
we try to avoid any kind of confrontation that we
possibly can ever get ourselves into.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And if I see you breathe a heart or purpose,
I'm like, are you okay? Would you like, Mom, Hayward,
you see this is gonna be a little out of.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Did your guy ever do that to you. No, hopefully
he's not listening to the show, all right, which is
why we've.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Been married for fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I thank you, okay, ye, thank you. Hey. By the way,
when you wake up early in the morning and he's
laying in bed and you have to blow dry your hair,
do you wake his ass up with the blow dryer?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't blow trying my hair, but he does joke
around that he's like an Njah in the morning, and
he swears that I just walk around slamming things and
train life time, but I really don't.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, well, he's the perfect husband. That's hence fifteen years
of marriage. Right, all right, take care of yourself, have
a great day, all right, we'll see you. I want
to go to Megan in KP's apartments because I guarantee
you if I walked around and said, Hi, have you
ever heard fourteen twenty five? They would all go that
(09:49):
loud bitch. I'm telling you. I think.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
That's so funny because I music on my headphones and
my apartments, so I don't cause any noise. Really, I
am probably a lot of all of you the most
considerate neighbor, although all of you are rudet hosts for
no reason.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm sure they in my apartment, so it's fine.
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You know how they say, no good deed goes unpunished, Yes,
it went punished. Today. I was trying to like do
dishes from you know, last night and other stuff that
was in the sink, just so that Chelsea could wake
up this morning and think that I am the greatest
husband in the world. So I was doing those I
ended up And this is, by the way, as the
(00:20):
warm up show is beginning. So I usually am out
of the house by like once the warm up show starts,
so five o'clock, you know, boom, warm up shows on.
I'm out. I drop the glass literally one of the
biggest glasses that we've ever had in our house. It's
a glass glass, like it goes all over the place,
and I'm like, son of a bitch, And now I
(00:41):
got to figure out where a vacuum is, where a
broom is all this stuff, because I don't know, if
you know this, I may be the greatest husband of
the world, but I don't think I've ever grabbed the
vacuum or the broom at five o'clock in the morning.
And so I have to crank that thing up, you know,
turn it on. Chelsea's comes around and what's going on
she doesn't think a burglar. Actually, she probably did think
(01:02):
a burglar was in the house. She's like, there's no
way that he's cleaning. A burglar must be in the
house to clean. That's the kind of burglar I want. Yeah, exactly.
So so I cut myself. I got. You know, usually
guys cut themselves, like from shaving and stuff. I got. Yeah, Well,
I didn't even realize. And I have a totally different
outfit on that I was wearing because I'm cleaning. I'm
(01:25):
trying to get it all done, because I'm trying to
get out of the house like in a couple of minutes.
And then I'm I'm doing this thing on the floor.
I'm looking on the floor, is there is there a piece?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm like freaking out. He didn't care about the dogs.
I was caring about my dog. You know. I was
caring because this dog ain't gonna get anything from that dog.
We ain't getting any kind of stuff if she ends
up cutting her her foot and stuff. I was worried
about the dogs, seriously. But you know, you do the
whole thing and then you go into the the bathroom
and I'm like, all right, I'm sweating profusely. I'm like,
(01:54):
all right, whatever I'm gonna and I look blood all over. Yeah,
so I got a shirt full of blood, which crazy.
Don't you feel bad.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
When there are people sleeping your hairrow and when there
are people sleeping in your house and you're getting ready
at four in the morning and something like that happens
and you have to break out the vacuum.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's the word. I've never had that happen to me before,
Like I never have have I've given I had.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
To turn the garbage disposal on this morning. Rap, I'm sorry,
but like a half two hur els is gonna smell.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's it's bad. And then I've done that before. I
turned the garbage postaline, and then I've gotten the can
you not turn the garfers? Just like I'm trying to
do it. I'm not doing it because I want to,
you know what I mean. I've had the opposite happen.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, like where Charill ha been mad at me before
and she used to pay attention and try to walk softly.
He can telling you in the doghouse door, start slamming
a little louder, lights give flicked off.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Done this before. We're not going to let you sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You know, like sometimes you'll lose something or you'll try
to find something early in the morning, and to prevent
having to wake people up, you won't cut the light on,
so you use your phone light. Yes, that's when they're
not using phone lights, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Just cutting the room lights. By the way, is that
that is something that is a very female thing, Like
I don't see guys do that. What are you talking about?
I'm Megan. I know guys. I don't know if you
know this, but I don't know, guy, I don't know
many guys that they get pissed off at their girl
(03:24):
and they because you know why, we want to get
out of the house unscathed the facts.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And I'm not trying to engage in whatever type of
rage your experience right now. The way our bedroom is
set up, there's like a closet and then there's like
the bathroom. So to prevent cutting on the light that's
nearest to the closet, I'll cut on the bathroom light
and crack the almost close the door so I can
only allow just the light that I need to pick
my clothes, so I will wake anybody anybody.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
But the struggle that actually that actually is kind of
an interesting topic. How do you know when your spouse
is passed? You know when they're pissed when they wake
you up with all the noise and loud and stuff
in the morning, Yeah, banging cabinets. Can I ask an
on this question? When you are pissed off, don't you
(04:12):
seem to walk a little like harder on your feet?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Like you That's so funny that we're even having this conversation.
Wes and I got into like a little argument yesterday
and He's like, oh, here comes the elephant walk, because I.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do I stop my feet so that I'm perfect? Yeah?
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. I want to know from
our listeners this morning. First off, like, what is it that?
What's your thing to try to not wake up the house?
Because if you're up right now listening to us, more
than likely you're a person that you know has to do.
(04:49):
Like I always thought that I could never be in
the military because I'm just not physically fit until four
o'clock in the morning when I wake up and I'm
like covertly on your block, know what I mean? Don
Don Don do you are you really quiet for I mean,
you don't want to wake up the kids obviously, right,
But are you.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Really so hard with Wes because our bathroom is like
I walk into my bathroom and it's right on the
side of the bed where he sleeps, and so if
I have to like blow dry my hair or there's
no getting past that, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Way you blow dry your hair in the morning?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes, show stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Please tell me, Megan, you don't do this. You live
in an apartment where there's people probably trying to well, I.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Don't normally blow dry my hair in the morning. I
would never get up a minute earlier than I have to.
I am a shower for all. Oh well no, because
even then I was like, sometimes I shower in the
morning if I sleep in big tan, but I'm not
washing my hair.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm wearing a shower cat.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
But I but I also live alone, so like I'm
not bothering anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, I sweat really bad when I sleep. Welcome to
your early forties and all that comes with it. And
so I I usually four out of the five days
of the week, I shower in the morning, and I
have to wash my hair because it's wet.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's sweaty. What about KP KP. You live in an apartment,
Please tell me for the sake of your uh, you know, neighbors,
you're not turning down the freaking blow dryer this early
in the morning while you're getting ready to go to
uh to work. Are you she's taking lydia? You are crazy.
You could have said she just wasn't here, or you
(06:25):
could have said she's blow drying her head.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
But like we also don't hear our neighbors at most apartments,
like you don't hear your neighbors television.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So my blow dryer isn't going about. Oh you don't
think that you your neighbors can hear you. No, you
you don't hear them at all? Are not tryer is actually.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Not super I mean, it's still a blow dryer, but
it's not like they used to be.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
The only thing I hear ever in my apartment ever, ever,
ever is the stomping of the person above me at night.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's it. That's it, because I'm going to say this
to you. You live in that's it. You live in
a Detroit downtown apartment that was built probably in nineteen
twenty or something like that. So that's a good one.
The newer ones probably not like that. KP. You don't
blow dry in the morning before I worked you, No,
but I did hear Lydia's spreading rumors about me. I
was not taking a crap.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I was just going number one anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I No, I don't blow drough my hair in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I don't think my my roommates are not even roommates.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
What is it called neighbors. Yeah, I don't think anybody
can hear me. I'm like drinking the wall. I don't know.
I don't think they can hear me. I can't hear them.
So that's amazing. You guys can't hear them because I
swear to you when I live in an apartment. That's
all I did, was hear my name.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
You lived in an apartment?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, first off, I stay with Joe in Tampa in
his place. All I do is hear the lady above.
I mean that lady is like, first off, she's like
banging herself or something up there. It's like it's like craziness, Christina,
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good morning? And what's happening.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Oh, I'm just I tell when I'm pissed off, So
I do like a version of the silent treatment, where
I huff and puff loudly just so my presence is known.
I think, like I just locked around.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
The house, so just a lot of heavy breathing.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Huh yeah, I think I be like, no, I'm there
to be reminded I'm mad without having to talk to
him or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
By the way, do you when you do it and
they don't know it, do you do it extra loud
then the next time?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I think I escalate as I go okay, yeah, that's
that is a thing. Do you do the elephant walk
like Wes says that Shannon does.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Not intentionally, but probably yeah, that is by the way,
that is a very because I don't think guys do that.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm telling you, I don't think guys do any of
this stuff. Not because we're better people. We don't want
fights us guys. We try to avoid them. We try
we try to avoid any kind of confrontation that we
possibly can ever get ourselves into.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And if I see you breathe a heart or purpose,
I'm like, are you okay? Would you like, Mom, Hayward,
you see this is gonna be a little out of.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Did your guy ever do that to you. No, hopefully
he's not listening to the show, all right, which is
why we've.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Been married for fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I thank you, okay, ye, thank you. Hey. By the way,
when you wake up early in the morning and he's
laying in bed and you have to blow dry your hair,
do you wake his ass up with the blow dryer?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't blow trying my hair, but he does joke
around that he's like an Njah in the morning, and
he swears that I just walk around slamming things and
train life time, but I really don't.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, well, he's the perfect husband. That's hence fifteen years
of marriage. Right, all right, take care of yourself, have
a great day, all right, we'll see you. I want
to go to Megan in KP's apartments because I guarantee
you if I walked around and said, Hi, have you
ever heard fourteen twenty five? They would all go that
(09:49):
loud bitch. I'm telling you. I think.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
That's so funny because I music on my headphones and
my apartments, so I don't cause any noise. Really, I
am probably a lot of all of you the most
considerate neighbor, although all of you are rudet hosts for
no reason.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm sure they in my apartment, so it's fine.
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