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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I need help on something here right now, and I
want to tell you that if you can relate to this,
I want you to call me and tell me what
you ended up doing. So last night Chelsea said, Hey,
Luke's coming home from school. He's done with his finals
and he's coming home. Where is his Christmas gift? And
I don't know if I can say what his Christmas
gifts are.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
But I will.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Maybe I will or maybe I won't, but it's something
to deal. It deals with a little bit of golf,
let's just put it that way. So I went and
bought Luke's Christmas gift at Carl's golf Land, probably two
months ago. Maybe Chelsea sent me over there and said,
here's your thing that you're going to be responsible for.
We got to get Luke at the gifts, and of
course I went there and probably bought more things for
(00:44):
me than I bought for Luke. And she put me
responsible for that. Okay, great, I go and do it,
as Kevin would say, bet you know. And so last
night she goes, hey, Luke's coming home tomorrow night. He
just finished his last final and he's going to be
home for the Christmas holiday. I'm like a ready, like
I'm excited, Like I get it pumped over the fact
that he's coming home. Has Karen been home yet or
(01:05):
not yet? So she goes, where's his Christmas gift? I
want to take those and wrap them. I go, okay,
and I'm like thinking to myself, all right, I think
I know where they are because I know what I
bought them. I think they're in the back of my car. Well,
I go to the back of my car, I hit
the button, the thing goes and comes right up.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I look in the back of my car. NAA.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Then I say, oh, it's got to be in the
garage because I probably cleaned the back of my car
out when we had a bunch of people Thanksgiving going downtown,
you know, going to see the Christmas tree, all that stuff.
It's got to be in one of the cabins. Oh,
I'm opening point, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I started sweating.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I started like literally anyway, by the way, you don't
sweat in this weather, this weather. Fat people like me
sweating this weather, but you don't sweat in this weather.
So I got to go all right, it's not there.
Then I think to myself, all right, it's got to
be in my closet, because sometimes what I do is
I'll put things in my closet and I'll hide them
behind my coats or I'll hide them behind I have
pants that are.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
At I do that a ton, and I put.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Them in the back there. So I go in, I
go look around, nothing. I cannot find Luke's Christmas gifts.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You want to AirTag those things next time.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I hope it's not in one of these breaking entering bags.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well no, because I think no, Thank thank God.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Honestly, I don't think I brought it to work, so
it's not been at Worr.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Honestly, Lydia has been has not given me the responsibility
I think because I've gone over budget before of doing
any shopping, which by the way, Lydia, you can let
me do your shopping and I will do it. But
I but I don't know where it's at. So I
want to ask this question. Has anybody ever had this
happen to them in the past, or maybe it's currently
going on right now? Where you forgot the hiding spot
(02:47):
that you put your Christmas gifts? And what do you
end up doing if this is. I mean, what happens
if Christmas was tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You cooked?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I think for me, like when I took the role
of Sama, because he's still oh guys, but when I
took the role of Santa, Like when you have a child,
I feel like you spend way more money than you
need to when they're young, Like they can't play with
a bunch of stuff. So what I would do when
I forgot gifts is they would just turn into birthday gifts.
(03:16):
It's January, okay, now it's your birthday.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, so afferent I've had I've had this with gifts before.
But you know what happens to me every year except
it didn't happen this year because I finally got smart.
But every year except for this year, is our elf
gets lost on her way to our house.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Forget that.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Every year, I'm like where.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Don't you wish that it would always be lost forever?
I like doing it? You do, I like doing it.
You haven't gotten You only get so many years, do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You see the elf ever repeating it's shenanigans. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
so then it's okay, but.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It never fails where I'm like, oh my god, it's December.
First she comes and now we have three because we've
we've gained some over the years.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And where are.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
And we have pets. We have three pets for you. Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Mary?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
So moto. This happened to me with my son. He
was like ten years old at the time. I lost
this Christmas Kip couldn't find where I put them. Thankfully
for me, his birthdays at the end of January, so
I found them before his birthday and was able to
just repurpose.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Them for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
But now my hat is I take a photo of
where I hide gifts and then I saved them in
a locked folder on my phone.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
That Likelymart, That is so good top ilf top ill
strategies right there.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I need I need a safe, a Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Safe, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's actually that actually is really smart that you have that.
What what's in the locked area after Christmas? What do
you use that for special toys?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Toys?
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Not much, because like I have enough birthdays and Christmas
things that it's usually just like my hiding spots for things.
Also like when I take my kids privileges away and
I have to hide those like I'll put it in there,
depending on you know, how long the privileges are lost for.
But it's literally my boulder is titled kidden Gems and like,
(05:25):
I have an iPhone so only my face can unlock
that photo folder.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, it's interesting and I don't know if you
can relate to this, but the way I felt yesterday
is the way I feel when my password gets changed
by iHeart and it will say what you're to make
a new password, you have to remember your last password.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And I'm like, I don't remember my password.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, I save it on that little thing, so he.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Can't do what's up? Nicole?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Hi, So I have a suggestion for Shannon, so my
else They don't come until Saint Nicholas comes on December sixth,
so it gives me that little extra time to communicate
with Santa Claus where they are to where they are.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Let me tell you something. I cannot change anything at
this point. My kids are so deeply rooted in the
tradition that they come to December one.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I could never change it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But I did get smart and I have like, uh
they yeah, I don't which elf is more creative, the
elf at your house or the elf at Dad's house.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Do you ever find out.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
The elves at Dad's house have lots of time to
do amazing? Really, Elf at mom's house is a little busier.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, because that would be tough to competition.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Else, put head elf Wes in charge.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Figuring what's going on. Jessica.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Hi, So my mom stop and all year round and
she'll have like trash bags full in the basement. So
then one day my dad end up cleaning out the
basement and threw away all of the gifts. Yeah, so
my mom was so mad. Christmas was almost over. But
(07:11):
thankfully she had some stash other places, but it was
not so Christmas that she wanted for the grandkids and
her kids.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh my god, that's the way.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can I tell you, though, jess I'm worried that I
did something to this thing that might have ruined it
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Maybe it's in your golf bag and you just haven't
realized it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what I'm hoping. Can I tell you something. I'm
hoping that it is in my golf bag in the
biggest problem with it, and I don't have my golf
bag with me, so I gotta go find I gotta
go get my golf bag and do it. But I
think that you maybe, yeah, I know, hold on one
last call on this one here, Randy, what's up Brandy?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Well, well, me and my wife do is we leave
our presence and open and twain sight.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We do all the more shopping online.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
So we do.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
The boxes come in and we just stack them up
in the corner, don't put nobody's name on them, and
then come close to Christmas, we take them all apart
and then wrap their gifts so we don't never have
to find them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, so just leave them in the boxes, see where
they're from, and then kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Know no, because I mean, if you order a box
from Amazon, it pretty much just.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Says because if I order from you know, Old Navy,
it says it right.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The funny thing is one of the things I said
to tell you, why are we wrapping one of the things,
Because one of the things will be that when you
wrap it, he'll know exactly what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He'll be like, oh, it's either a cane or a club.
What's going on at Alexa?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
First of all, first time, long time, Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Doing I love when people laugh at when we do that.
But It's fun to be part of the club, now,
isn't it.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yes, it is so. My mom is the queen of forgetting.
She hides presence. Yeah, and one year she last year,
actually she gave us a Sourofsky bracelet. My sister and
I got them for both of us that she hid
in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh, she just found him.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I wonder if I wonder if you look at something
like that and it actually gets valued more valuable because
you haven't you haven't opened the thing, so.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Right, right, or sometimes a couple of years she has like,
we get done opening President Presence and then she's like, oh,
I bought you guys a pair of boots. I need
to go find thoes and she goes upstairs, finds them
and brings them back down.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The style has since changed, right, yeah, Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah, thank you, guys,
All right, it's Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I need help on something here right now, and I
want to tell you that if you can relate to this,
I want you to call me and tell me what
you ended up doing. So last night Chelsea said, Hey,
Luke's coming home from school. He's done with his finals
and he's coming home. Where is his Christmas gift? And
I don't know if I can say what his Christmas
gifts are.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
But I will.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Maybe I will or maybe I won't, but it's something
to deal. It deals with a little bit of golf,
let's just put it that way. So I went and
bought Luke's Christmas gift at Carl's golf Land, probably two
months ago. Maybe Chelsea sent me over there and said,
here's your thing that you're going to be responsible for.
We got to get Luke at the gifts, and of
course I went there and probably bought more things for
(00:44):
me than I bought for Luke. And she put me
responsible for that. Okay, great, I go and do it,
as Kevin would say, bet you know. And so last
night she goes, hey, Luke's coming home tomorrow night. He
just finished his last final and he's going to be
home for the Christmas holiday. I'm like a ready, like
I'm excited, Like I get it pumped over the fact
that he's coming home. Has Karen been home yet or
(01:05):
not yet? So she goes, where's his Christmas gift? I
want to take those and wrap them. I go, okay,
and I'm like thinking to myself, all right, I think
I know where they are because I know what I
bought them. I think they're in the back of my car. Well,
I go to the back of my car, I hit
the button, the thing goes and comes right up.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I look in the back of my car. NAA.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Then I say, oh, it's got to be in the
garage because I probably cleaned the back of my car
out when we had a bunch of people Thanksgiving going downtown,
you know, going to see the Christmas tree, all that stuff.
It's got to be in one of the cabins. Oh,
I'm opening point, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I started sweating.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I started like literally anyway, by the way, you don't
sweat in this weather, this weather. Fat people like me
sweating this weather, but you don't sweat in this weather.
So I got to go all right, it's not there.
Then I think to myself, all right, it's got to
be in my closet, because sometimes what I do is
I'll put things in my closet and I'll hide them
behind my coats or I'll hide them behind I have
pants that are.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
At I do that a ton, and I put.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Them in the back there. So I go in, I
go look around, nothing. I cannot find Luke's Christmas gifts.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You want to AirTag those things next time.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I hope it's not in one of these breaking entering bags.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well no, because I think no, Thank thank God.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Honestly, I don't think I brought it to work, so
it's not been at Worr.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Honestly, Lydia has been has not given me the responsibility
I think because I've gone over budget before of doing
any shopping, which by the way, Lydia, you can let
me do your shopping and I will do it. But
I but I don't know where it's at. So I
want to ask this question. Has anybody ever had this
happen to them in the past, or maybe it's currently
going on right now? Where you forgot the hiding spot
(02:47):
that you put your Christmas gifts? And what do you
end up doing if this is. I mean, what happens
if Christmas was tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You cooked?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I think for me, like when I took the role
of Sama, because he's still oh guys, but when I
took the role of Santa, Like when you have a child,
I feel like you spend way more money than you
need to when they're young, Like they can't play with
a bunch of stuff. So what I would do when
I forgot gifts is they would just turn into birthday gifts.
(03:16):
It's January, okay, now it's your birthday.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, so afferent I've had I've had this with gifts before.
But you know what happens to me every year except
it didn't happen this year because I finally got smart.
But every year except for this year, is our elf
gets lost on her way to our house.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Forget that.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Every year, I'm like where.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Don't you wish that it would always be lost forever?
I like doing it? You do, I like doing it.
You haven't gotten You only get so many years, do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You see the elf ever repeating it's shenanigans. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
so then it's okay, but.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It never fails where I'm like, oh my god, it's December.
First she comes and now we have three because we've
we've gained some over the years.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And where are.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
And we have pets. We have three pets for you. Hey,
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Mary?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (04:14):
So moto. This happened to me with my son. He
was like ten years old at the time. I lost
this Christmas Kip couldn't find where I put them. Thankfully
for me, his birthdays at the end of January, so
I found them before his birthday and was able to
just repurpose.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Them for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
But now my hat is I take a photo of
where I hide gifts and then I saved them in
a locked folder on my phone.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
That Likelymart, That is so good top ilf top ill
strategies right there.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I need I need a safe, a Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Safe, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's actually that actually is really smart that you have that.
What what's in the locked area after Christmas? What do
you use that for special toys?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Toys?
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Not much, because like I have enough birthdays and Christmas
things that it's usually just like my hiding spots for things.
Also like when I take my kids privileges away and
I have to hide those like I'll put it in there,
depending on you know, how long the privileges are lost for.
But it's literally my boulder is titled kidden Gems and like,
(05:25):
I have an iPhone so only my face can unlock
that photo folder.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, it's interesting and I don't know if you
can relate to this, but the way I felt yesterday
is the way I feel when my password gets changed
by iHeart and it will say what you're to make
a new password, you have to remember your last password.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And I'm like, I don't remember my password.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No, I save it on that little thing, so he.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Can't do what's up? Nicole?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Hi, So I have a suggestion for Shannon, so my
else They don't come until Saint Nicholas comes on December sixth,
so it gives me that little extra time to communicate
with Santa Claus where they are to where they are.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Let me tell you something. I cannot change anything at
this point. My kids are so deeply rooted in the
tradition that they come to December one.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I could never change it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But I did get smart and I have like, uh
they yeah, I don't which elf is more creative, the
elf at your house or the elf at Dad's house.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Do you ever find out.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
The elves at Dad's house have lots of time to
do amazing? Really, Elf at mom's house is a little busier.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, because that would be tough to competition.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Else, put head elf Wes in charge.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Figuring what's going on. Jessica.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Hi, So my mom stop and all year round and
she'll have like trash bags full in the basement. So
then one day my dad end up cleaning out the
basement and threw away all of the gifts. Yeah, so
my mom was so mad. Christmas was almost over. But
(07:11):
thankfully she had some stash other places, but it was
not so Christmas that she wanted for the grandkids and
her kids.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh my god, that's the way.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can I tell you, though, jess I'm worried that I
did something to this thing that might have ruined it
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Maybe it's in your golf bag and you just haven't
realized it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's what I'm hoping. Can I tell you something. I'm
hoping that it is in my golf bag in the
biggest problem with it, and I don't have my golf
bag with me, so I gotta go find I gotta
go get my golf bag and do it. But I
think that you maybe, yeah, I know, hold on one
last call on this one here, Randy, what's up Brandy?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Well, well, me and my wife do is we leave
our presence and open and twain sight.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We do all the more shopping online.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
So we do.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
The boxes come in and we just stack them up
in the corner, don't put nobody's name on them, and
then come close to Christmas, we take them all apart
and then wrap their gifts so we don't never have
to find them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, so just leave them in the boxes, see where
they're from, and then kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Know no, because I mean, if you order a box
from Amazon, it pretty much just.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Says because if I order from you know, Old Navy,
it says it right.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The funny thing is one of the things I said
to tell you, why are we wrapping one of the things,
Because one of the things will be that when you
wrap it, he'll know exactly what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He'll be like, oh, it's either a cane or a club.
What's going on at Alexa?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:42):
First of all, first time, long time, Yeah, you guys.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Doing I love when people laugh at when we do that.
But It's fun to be part of the club, now,
isn't it.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yes, it is so. My mom is the queen of forgetting.
She hides presence. Yeah, and one year she last year,
actually she gave us a Sourofsky bracelet. My sister and
I got them for both of us that she hid
in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh, she just found him.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I wonder if I wonder if you look at something
like that and it actually gets valued more valuable because
you haven't you haven't opened the thing, so.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Right, right, or sometimes a couple of years she has like,
we get done opening President Presence and then she's like, oh,
I bought you guys a pair of boots. I need
to go find thoes and she goes upstairs, finds them
and brings them back down.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The style has since changed, right, yeah, Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah, thank you, guys,
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