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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I need help on something here right now, and I
want to tell you that if you can relate to this,
I want you to call me and tell me what
you ended up doing. So last night Chelsea said, Hey,
Luke's coming home from school. He's done with his finals
and he's coming home. Where is his Christmas gift? And
I don't know if I can say what his Christmas
gifts are, but I will. Maybe I will or maybe
(00:23):
I won't, but it's something to deal. It deals with
a little bit of golf, let's just put it that way.
So I went and bought Luke's Christmas gift to Carl's
golf Land, probably two months ago. Maybe Chelsea sent me
over there and said, here's your thing that you're going
to be responsible for. We got to get Luke at
the gifts, and of course I went there and probably
bought more things for me than I bought for Luke.
(00:45):
And she put me responsible for that. Okay, great, I
go and do it, as Kevin would say, bet you know.
And so last night she goes, hey, Luke's coming home
tomorrow night. He just finished his last final and he's
going to be home for the Christmas holiday.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm like a.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Ready and like I'm excited, Like I get it pumped
over the fact that he's coming home.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Has Karen been home yet or not yet?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So she goes, where's his Christmas gift? I want to
take those and wrap them. I go, okay, And I'm
like thinking to myself, all right, I think I know
where they are because I know what I bought them.
I think they're in the back of my car. Well,
I go to the back of my car, I hit
the button, the thing goes and comes right up. I
look in the back of my car. N A. Then
(01:28):
I say, oh, it's got to be in the garage
because I probably cleaned the back of my car out
when we had a bunch of people Thanksgiving going downtown,
you know, going to.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
See the Christmas tree. All that is tough.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's got to be in one of the cabins. Oh,
I'm opening, Shannon. I started sweating. I started like literally, anyway,
by the way, you don't sweat in this weather, this weather.
Fat people like me sweating this weather, but you don't
sweat in this weather. So I got to go all right,
it's not there. Then I think to myself, all right,
it's got to be in my closet, because sometimes what
(01:58):
I do is I'll put things in my closet and
I'll hide them behind my coats or I'll hide them
behind I have pants.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That are at I do that a ton, and I put.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Them in the back there. So I go in, I
go look around. Nothing. I cannot find Luke's Christmas gifts.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You want to AirTag those things next time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I got to hope it's not in one of these
breaking entering bags.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, because I think, no, thank thank God. Honestly, I
don't think I brought it to work, so it's not
been at a trunk, That's what I'm saying. Honestly, Lydia
has been has not given me the responsibility, I think
because I've gone over budget before of doing any shopping,
which by the way, Lydda, you can let me do
your shopping and I will do it. But I but
I don't know where it's at. So I want to
(02:39):
ask this question, has anybody ever had this happen to
them in the past, or maybe it's currently going on
right now? Where you forgot the hiding spot that you
put your Christmas gifts? And what do you end up
doing if this is I mean, what happens if Christmas
was tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You could I think for.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Me, like when I took the role of Samma, because
he's still oh guys, But when I took the role
of say it like when you have a child, I
feel like you spend way more money than you need
to when they're young, Like, they can't play with a
bunch of stuff. So what I would do when I
forgot gifts is they would just turn into birthday gifts.
(03:16):
It's January, okay, now it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, soferent I've had it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I've had this with gifts before.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
But you know what happens to me every year, except
it didn't happen this year because I finally got smart.
But every year except for this year, is our elf
gets lost on her way to our house.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You forget that every year.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm like, where, don't you wish that it would always
be lost forever?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I like doing that, You do? I like doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You haven't gotten You only get so many years, do
you do? You see the elf ever repeating at Shenanigans.
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, so then it's okay, but.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
It never fails where I'm like, oh my god, it's December.
First she comes and now we have three because we've
we've gained some over the years.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And where are.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And we have pets? We have three pets.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Three?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hey, what's going on? Mary?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (04:13):
Hi? So moto. This happened to me with my son.
He was like ten years old at the time. I
watch this Christmas Kip couldn't find where I put them.
Thankfully for me, his birthdays at the end of January,
so I found them before his birthday and was able
to just repurpose them for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
But now my hat is I take a photo of
where I hide shifts and then I saved them in
a locked folder on my phone. That like onlym.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
That is so good top ilf top ill strategies.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Right here, I need I need a safe, a Christmas safe,
you know what I mean? That's actually that actually is
really smart that you have that. What what's in the
locked area after Christmas? What do you use that for
special toys?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Her toys?
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Not much, because like I have enough birthdays and Christmas
things that it's usually just like my hiding spots for things. Also,
like when I take my kids privileges away, and I
have to hide those like I'll put it in there
depending on you know, how long the privileges are lost for.
But it's literally my boulder is titled kidden gems and
(05:24):
like I have an iPhone so only my face can
unlock that photo folder.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, it's interesting and I don't know if you
can relate to this, but the way I felt yesterday
is the way I feel when my password gets changed
by iHeart and it will say, what you're to make
a new password, you have to remember your last password.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And I'm like, I don't remember my password.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
No, I save it on that little thing, so he
can't do what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Nicole?
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (05:52):
So I have a suggestion for Shannon, so my else
They don't come until Saint Nicholas comes on December sixth,
so it gives me that little extra time to communicate
with Santa Claus where they are to where they are.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Let me tell you something, I cannot change anything at
this point. My kids are so deeply rooted in the
tradition that they come to December one.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I could never change it. But I did get smart
and I.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Have like, uh, they yeah, I don't want to which
elf is more creative the elf at your house or
the elf at dad's house.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Do you ever find out.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
The elves at Dad's house have lots.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Of time to do amazing Really elf at mom's house.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Is a little busier, okay, because that would be tough
to competition. Else, put head elf Wes in charge figuring that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What's going on, Jessica, Hi, So.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
My mom stop all year round and she'll have like
trash bags pulled in the basement. So then one day
my dad end up cleaning out the basement and threw
away all of the gifts. Yeah, so my mom was
(07:07):
so mad. Christmas was almost over. But thankfully she had
some stash other places, but it was not so Christmas
that she wanted for the grandkids and her kids.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh my god, that's the way.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can I tell you, though, jess I'm worried that I
did something to this thing that might have ruined it
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Maybe it's in your golf bag and you just haven't
realized it. That's what I'm hoping. Can I tell you something.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm hoping that it is in my golf bag in
the biggest problem with it, and I don't have my
golf bag with me, so I got to go find
my I gotta go get my golf bag and do it.
But I think that you maybe, yeah, I know, hold
on one last call on this one here, Randy. What's
up Brandy?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well, well, me and my wife do is we leave
our presence and open and twain sight. We do all
the more shopping online. So we did. The boxes come
in and we just stack them up in the corner,
don't put nobody's name on them, and then come close
to Christmas, we take them all apart and then wrap
their gifts so we don't never have to find them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, So just leave them in the boxes, see where they're.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
From, and then kind of.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Know no, because I mean, if you order a box
from Amazon, it pretty much just says because.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
If I order from you know, Old Navy, it says
it all right.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The funny thing is one of the things I said
to tell you, why are we wrapping one of the things,
Because one of the things will be that when you
wrap it, he'll know exactly what it is. He'll be like, oh,
it's either a cane or a crowd. What's going on
at Alexa?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Hi? First of all, first time, long time? Yeah, how
you guys doing I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Love when people laugh at when we do that. But
it's fun to be part of the club, now, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yes, it is so. My mom is the queen of forgetting.
She hides the presence. Yeah, and one year she last year,
actually she gave us a Sorosky bracelet. My sister and
I got them for both of us that she hid
in twenty fourteen. Oh, she just found him.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I wonder if I wonder if you look at something
like that and it actually gets valued more valuable because
you haven't don you haven't opened the thing, so right, right.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Or sometimes a couple of years she has like we
get done opening President Presence and then she's like, oh,
I bought you guys a pair of boots. I need
to go find thoes and she goes upstairs, finds them
and brings them back down.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The style has since changed, right, Yeah, Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you, guys,
All right, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I need help on something here right now, and I
want to tell you that if you can relate to this,
I want you to call me and tell me what
you ended up doing. So last night Chelsea said, Hey,
Luke's coming home from school. He's done with his finals
and he's coming home. Where is his Christmas gift? And
I don't know if I can say what his Christmas
gifts are, but I will. Maybe I will or maybe
(00:23):
I won't, but it's something to deal. It deals with
a little bit of golf, let's just put it that way.
So I went and bought Luke's Christmas gift to Carl's
golf Land, probably two months ago. Maybe Chelsea sent me
over there and said, here's your thing that you're going
to be responsible for. We got to get Luke at
the gifts, and of course I went there and probably
bought more things for me than I bought for Luke.
(00:45):
And she put me responsible for that. Okay, great, I
go and do it, as Kevin would say, bet you know.
And so last night she goes, hey, Luke's coming home
tomorrow night. He just finished his last final and he's
going to be home for the Christmas holiday.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm like a.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Ready and like I'm excited, Like I get it pumped
over the fact that he's coming home.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Has Karen been home yet or not yet?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So she goes, where's his Christmas gift? I want to
take those and wrap them. I go, okay, And I'm
like thinking to myself, all right, I think I know
where they are because I know what I bought them.
I think they're in the back of my car. Well,
I go to the back of my car, I hit
the button, the thing goes and comes right up. I
look in the back of my car. N A. Then
(01:28):
I say, oh, it's got to be in the garage
because I probably cleaned the back of my car out
when we had a bunch of people Thanksgiving going downtown,
you know, going to.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
See the Christmas tree. All that is tough.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's got to be in one of the cabins. Oh,
I'm opening, Shannon. I started sweating. I started like literally, anyway,
by the way, you don't sweat in this weather, this weather.
Fat people like me sweating this weather, but you don't
sweat in this weather. So I got to go all right,
it's not there. Then I think to myself, all right,
it's got to be in my closet, because sometimes what
(01:58):
I do is I'll put things in my closet and
I'll hide them behind my coats or I'll hide them
behind I have pants.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That are at I do that a ton, and I put.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Them in the back there. So I go in, I
go look around. Nothing. I cannot find Luke's Christmas gifts.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
You want to AirTag those things next time.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I got to hope it's not in one of these
breaking entering bags.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No, because I think, no, thank thank God. Honestly, I
don't think I brought it to work, so it's not
been at a trunk, That's what I'm saying. Honestly, Lydia
has been has not given me the responsibility, I think
because I've gone over budget before of doing any shopping,
which by the way, Lydda, you can let me do
your shopping and I will do it. But I but
I don't know where it's at. So I want to
(02:39):
ask this question, has anybody ever had this happen to
them in the past, or maybe it's currently going on
right now? Where you forgot the hiding spot that you
put your Christmas gifts? And what do you end up
doing if this is I mean, what happens if Christmas
was tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You could I think for.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Me, like when I took the role of Samma, because
he's still oh guys, But when I took the role
of say it like when you have a child, I
feel like you spend way more money than you need
to when they're young, Like, they can't play with a
bunch of stuff. So what I would do when I
forgot gifts is they would just turn into birthday gifts.
(03:16):
It's January, okay, now it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, soferent I've had it.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I've had this with gifts before.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
But you know what happens to me every year, except
it didn't happen this year because I finally got smart.
But every year except for this year, is our elf
gets lost on her way to our house.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You forget that every year.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm like, where, don't you wish that it would always
be lost forever?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I like doing that, You do? I like doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You haven't gotten You only get so many years, do
you do? You see the elf ever repeating at Shenanigans.
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, so then it's okay, but.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
It never fails where I'm like, oh my god, it's December.
First she comes and now we have three because we've
we've gained some over the years.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And where are.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And we have pets? We have three pets.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Three?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hey, what's going on? Mary?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (04:13):
Hi? So moto. This happened to me with my son.
He was like ten years old at the time. I
watch this Christmas Kip couldn't find where I put them.
Thankfully for me, his birthdays at the end of January,
so I found them before his birthday and was able
to just repurpose them for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
But now my hat is I take a photo of
where I hide shifts and then I saved them in
a locked folder on my phone. That like onlym.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
That is so good top ilf top ill strategies.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Right here, I need I need a safe, a Christmas safe,
you know what I mean? That's actually that actually is
really smart that you have that. What what's in the
locked area after Christmas? What do you use that for
special toys?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Her toys?
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Not much, because like I have enough birthdays and Christmas
things that it's usually just like my hiding spots for things. Also,
like when I take my kids privileges away, and I
have to hide those like I'll put it in there
depending on you know, how long the privileges are lost for.
But it's literally my boulder is titled kidden gems and
(05:24):
like I have an iPhone so only my face can
unlock that photo folder.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, it's interesting and I don't know if you
can relate to this, but the way I felt yesterday
is the way I feel when my password gets changed
by iHeart and it will say, what you're to make
a new password, you have to remember your last password.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And I'm like, I don't remember my password.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
No, I save it on that little thing, so he
can't do what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Nicole?
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (05:52):
So I have a suggestion for Shannon, so my else
They don't come until Saint Nicholas comes on December sixth,
so it gives me that little extra time to communicate
with Santa Claus where they are to where they are.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Let me tell you something, I cannot change anything at
this point. My kids are so deeply rooted in the
tradition that they come to December one.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I could never change it. But I did get smart
and I.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Have like, uh, they yeah, I don't want to which
elf is more creative the elf at your house or
the elf at dad's house.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Do you ever find out.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
The elves at Dad's house have lots.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Of time to do amazing Really elf at mom's house.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Is a little busier, okay, because that would be tough
to competition. Else, put head elf Wes in charge figuring that.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What's going on, Jessica, Hi, So.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
My mom stop all year round and she'll have like
trash bags pulled in the basement. So then one day
my dad end up cleaning out the basement and threw
away all of the gifts. Yeah, so my mom was
(07:07):
so mad. Christmas was almost over. But thankfully she had
some stash other places, but it was not so Christmas
that she wanted for the grandkids and her kids.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh my god, that's the way.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can I tell you, though, jess I'm worried that I
did something to this thing that might have ruined it
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Maybe it's in your golf bag and you just haven't
realized it. That's what I'm hoping. Can I tell you something.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm hoping that it is in my golf bag in
the biggest problem with it, and I don't have my
golf bag with me, so I got to go find
my I gotta go get my golf bag and do it.
But I think that you maybe, yeah, I know, hold
on one last call on this one here, Randy. What's
up Brandy?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Well, well, me and my wife do is we leave
our presence and open and twain sight. We do all
the more shopping online. So we did. The boxes come
in and we just stack them up in the corner,
don't put nobody's name on them, and then come close
to Christmas, we take them all apart and then wrap
their gifts so we don't never have to find them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, So just leave them in the boxes, see where they're.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
From, and then kind of.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Know no, because I mean, if you order a box
from Amazon, it pretty much just says because.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
If I order from you know, Old Navy, it says
it all right.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The funny thing is one of the things I said
to tell you, why are we wrapping one of the things,
Because one of the things will be that when you
wrap it, he'll know exactly what it is. He'll be like, oh,
it's either a cane or a crowd. What's going on
at Alexa?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Hi? First of all, first time, long time? Yeah, how
you guys doing I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Love when people laugh at when we do that. But
it's fun to be part of the club, now, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yes, it is so. My mom is the queen of forgetting.
She hides the presence. Yeah, and one year she last year,
actually she gave us a Sorosky bracelet. My sister and
I got them for both of us that she hid
in twenty fourteen. Oh, she just found him.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I wonder if I wonder if you look at something
like that and it actually gets valued more valuable because
you haven't don you haven't opened the thing, so right, right.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Or sometimes a couple of years she has like we
get done opening President Presence and then she's like, oh,
I bought you guys a pair of boots. I need
to go find thoes and she goes upstairs, finds them
and brings them back down.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
The style has since changed, right, Yeah, Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you, guys,
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