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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojoe in the Morning show four numbers eight four
to four Mojoe Live. The text is nine five to
five zero zero. Kevin is out sick today. He last
night honestly was not well. Yesterday morning wasn't well either,
and was a trooper. He came to jingle Ball he
you know, got up on stage, he did an amazing
job hyping up everybody, and he just crashed afterwards. And
(00:21):
I said to him, I go, please, do not come
in tomorrow. And I wasn't even so much worried about,
you know, catching anything from him, but I was more
worried about I do not want to see him getting
like pneumonia or something bad. He works his butt off,
single dad. You know, he's always so upbeat. And it's
funny because last night you could tell there was just
(00:43):
an ounce off.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Of him, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
More than that, I think he was so quiet.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But he still for you know, what he needed to do.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
He showed he and he showed his his hard work
and diligence here. So all right, you know what, I
get to hang out with you guys. I got to
be honest with you. I was a guy in high
school that couldn't get one girl. Really, I'm a lucky guy.
I got a beautiful wife, and I've got beautiful workwives
looks beautiful, think, oh, stunning. And you know what the
(01:14):
worst was? The worst was she looked so damn hot.
And I got my goddamn nephew staying with me.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Xavier, you wouldn't g d anymore, by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, I got my my my gd nephew and he's
staying with me. And uh, it's a it's an awkward
thing because and I love the kid death.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Exavier is his name.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You might see somebody in the background what looks like
a you know, I don't know, like a twelve year
old guy in the background.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's not twenty eight. Did you know that?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Did you ask him? Were you blown away?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You're twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, he's twenty eight years old. Xavier is twenty eight
years old. It's wild. Xavier is one of those kids
that I said to him, I go your whole life.
You're going to probably not like the idea that people
think that you're younger than you are until you hit
a certain age, and that age is like thirty five.
Once you turn thirty five, you're gonna be loving the
(02:11):
fact that you look ten years younger.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
We're that you're the slowest walker. Get in here, Kmarre.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Exavier, you're twenty years old. Come here for one second,
will you please? Get No, don't.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Come here like a maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Sit next to Shannon so Exavier. You're twenty eight years.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Old, right, Yes, twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He is a He works at the Jewel food stores
in Chicago. He's a hard working What do you do there?
You're I work in.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Their e commerce and helping around their shopping of orders.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And he's also he writes for the local newspaper in
the south side of Chicago, which is what is it
called the.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Southwest Regional Publishing. We got many entities of the other papers. Yes,
I do the photos and the writing, and then I
do some free photography outside of that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You come visit Uncle Tom just for drinkable No, I
just say that, like to shake it off and visit someone. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I heard yesterday that Joe is your favorite cousin and
he just happens to be in town too. Did that
have anything to do with it?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, I didn't know Joe was coming.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I had asked my uncle Tom and he's like, oh's
going to be here too, so that was a bonus.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, and then seeing the rest Jed and Ash tell.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Us the secret about Uncle Tom.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
What was he like growing up with him? No secret?
This is a great uncle. Always been blessed.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I got such a great fan. They're always supportive in
my things. I just ran the Chicago marathon and he
helped donate to that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So how much money did you raise total for that?
That's amazing? Yeah, which is pretty cool. This kid, by
the way, is amazing. He's got the greatest heart ever.
And he's the reason why my hot wife and I
couldn't have I'm sorry he couldn't bake cookies last night.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
There the end of it. We got home.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We called Chelsea for me please because maybe Exavier you
leaving today?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If not, can I have you leave today? Or can
I get you a hotel room?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm headed out?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Do you think you had the energy?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
And you you had?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
How many hours of sleep are you running on?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I want you to understand something about me, Anna, Rob.
I know that you haven't been around these these parts
for a while. This man would never turn down an
opportunity because you never know when the next one's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And I'll be quite honest with you. My wife. You
were saying, my wife looked good.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I actually felt like I looked good too, Like I
actually did a nice job of showering and I dressed nice.
Can I what can I also tell you? I did
thank you my shoes. I am not gonna lie to you.
Yesterday was the most comfortable outfit I have ever worn
at a jingle ball. And I've dressed in the past
in just a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans, and
(04:49):
I was uncomfortable. I was so comfortable last night my jeans.
I didn't have to constantly pull them up. I have
no idea what brand that is, but I'm gonna buy
that brand forever, my buddy. If it turned me onto
them and my shirt was comfortable, I felt the temperature
was good inside little scaisers right now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, I get home.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
We walk inside and I'm exhausted, and my wife is
wearing this like kind of Christmasy kind of skirt and stuff,
and she had like this I don't know what it is,
like tights.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Thing up, but it's called a deep V top.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We get into the room and she takes all her
exavor closure ears for a second, she takes all her
clothes off, and I'm looking at her in the mirror
and I'm just like going, oh my god, we're going
to go into the room right now and we are
going to make a baby if we can, and which
we can't because she just had everything ripped out of
(05:44):
her with ovarian cancer. And I have literally, you know,
had my my mickey ears.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Tied all right. Oh my god, this is getting like.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And so and so.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
We're sitting there and I go, can we and she goes,
Xavier is below us. And at that moment I almost
tried to get Exavier to leave. Please welcome. Uh, Chelsea
has a lot of detail, Chelsea, I'm scared. I was
just saying that Xavier is not staying with us tonight.
(06:15):
Do I get a make good for last night?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
What do you mean he's not saying with us tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He's not. He's going back. We're sending him back home
to his parents.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh stop.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
With us.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Chelsea. Will not. She will not.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
When the kids, uh were younger, and they were you know, active,
and then also we had like an Exavier, basically it
was like another child.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I will not when the kids are there.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I will not when the kids aren't here.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I will not, I will I will not. Is Wait
a second, is this like the Santa's had or.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
The or the Remember remember I just went through cancer, So.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
She's pulled this crap with me. And I want to
ask this question. Anybody that has ever battled cancer, how
long did the cancer card pull for the fact that
you could not have h cookie baking?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I was going to say life.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean no offense parts, no offense cancer Schmancer, the
whole idea that you're using cancer as you're out.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's going to cost you, my friend, Do you understand?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Do you understand that the caregiver in me was was
there for you to help you through some of those
tough days.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Your caregivers seventeen million times, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
For every injury you had.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is you know, this is just one of those
moments here where I Exavier open your ears again.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I want you to know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
When Exavier sits there and tells me that Aunt Chelsea
is his favorite aunt.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This is what I got to live with Exavier.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I'm sure he didn't say that because he goes back
to Chicago.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Aunt pat will Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Actually, come on, honestly, Xavier, who's your favorite aunt. You
can go ahead and say it in the mic.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I don't think I have one. You happy he is tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Who's your favorite nephew, Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Obvious, whichever one is sleeping in our house? To keep me?
What's hold on? Hold on? Shannon? Are you there? Shannon?
I am? How are you? Guys? Good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Shannon is a cancer survivor stage four cancer can oh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I am two years cancer free guy and Mojo cancer
card gets played forever.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Stop it, you guys in your I had cancer.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't want to hear this whole crab.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
We earned it, absolutely, Chelsea, Shannon, you are congratulations.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm so proud of.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You and so happy for you.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh my god, I'm praying for.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You the whole time.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I want you to know, Shannon, you have just officially
become my least favorite listener.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And my favorite. I love you as long as Chelsea
loves me. I'm you, miserable human being, youth, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I was about to celebrate with you the fact that
you have battled and beat cancer, and now I'm not anymore.
I'm thinking ill will right now. No, I thank you,
thank you, Shannon. I appreciate you calling up and I
love you for that. Thanks for thinking of tell me guys.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I love all you guys. I appreciate it. You know
what this is though.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
This is one of those times where I'm gonna write
Dear Mojo in the morning, breaking and entering Christmas wish.
My name is tom Aka Mojo and I have one
wish and I'm hoping that Lydia can buy it at Target.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, they can buy that at Target, but you can
buy it someone only fans.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Maybe can I get an only fans gift card? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I love you, Chelse. I'll talk to you later. You
looked hot last night, Chelsea, beautiful. All right, We'll see
you later.
It's Mojoe in the Morning show four numbers eight four
to four Mojoe Live. The text is nine five to
five zero zero. Kevin is out sick today. He last
night honestly was not well. Yesterday morning wasn't well either,
and was a trooper. He came to jingle Ball he
you know, got up on stage, he did an amazing
job hyping up everybody, and he just crashed afterwards. And
(00:21):
I said to him, I go, please, do not come
in tomorrow. And I wasn't even so much worried about,
you know, catching anything from him, but I was more
worried about I do not want to see him getting
like pneumonia or something bad. He works his butt off,
single dad. You know, he's always so upbeat. And it's
funny because last night you could tell there was just
(00:43):
an ounce off.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Of him, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
More than that, I think he was so quiet.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But he still for you know, what he needed to do.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
He showed he and he showed his his hard work
and diligence here. So all right, you know what, I
get to hang out with you guys. I got to
be honest with you. I was a guy in high
school that couldn't get one girl. Really, I'm a lucky guy.
I got a beautiful wife, and I've got beautiful workwives
looks beautiful, think, oh, stunning. And you know what the
(01:14):
worst was? The worst was she looked so damn hot.
And I got my goddamn nephew staying with me.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Xavier, you wouldn't g d anymore, by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Okay, I got my my my gd nephew and he's
staying with me. And uh, it's a it's an awkward
thing because and I love the kid death.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Exavier is his name.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You might see somebody in the background what looks like
a you know, I don't know, like a twelve year
old guy in the background.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's not twenty eight. Did you know that?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Did you ask him? Were you blown away?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You're twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, he's twenty eight years old. Xavier is twenty eight
years old. It's wild. Xavier is one of those kids
that I said to him, I go your whole life.
You're going to probably not like the idea that people
think that you're younger than you are until you hit
a certain age, and that age is like thirty five.
Once you turn thirty five, you're gonna be loving the
(02:11):
fact that you look ten years younger.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
We're that you're the slowest walker. Get in here, Kmarre.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Exavier, you're twenty years old. Come here for one second,
will you please? Get No, don't.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Come here like a maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Sit next to Shannon so Exavier. You're twenty eight years.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Old, right, Yes, twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He is a He works at the Jewel food stores
in Chicago. He's a hard working What do you do there?
You're I work in.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Their e commerce and helping around their shopping of orders.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And he's also he writes for the local newspaper in
the south side of Chicago, which is what is it
called the.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Southwest Regional Publishing. We got many entities of the other papers. Yes,
I do the photos and the writing, and then I
do some free photography outside of that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You come visit Uncle Tom just for drinkable No, I
just say that, like to shake it off and visit someone. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I heard yesterday that Joe is your favorite cousin and
he just happens to be in town too. Did that
have anything to do with it?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, I didn't know Joe was coming.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I had asked my uncle Tom and he's like, oh's
going to be here too, so that was a bonus.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, and then seeing the rest Jed and Ash tell.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Us the secret about Uncle Tom.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
What was he like growing up with him? No secret?
This is a great uncle. Always been blessed.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I got such a great fan. They're always supportive in
my things. I just ran the Chicago marathon and he
helped donate to that.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So how much money did you raise total for that?
That's amazing? Yeah, which is pretty cool. This kid, by
the way, is amazing. He's got the greatest heart ever.
And he's the reason why my hot wife and I
couldn't have I'm sorry he couldn't bake cookies last night.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
There the end of it. We got home.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We called Chelsea for me please because maybe Exavier you
leaving today?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If not, can I have you leave today? Or can
I get you a hotel room?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm headed out?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Do you think you had the energy?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
And you you had?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
How many hours of sleep are you running on?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I want you to understand something about me, Anna, Rob.
I know that you haven't been around these these parts
for a while. This man would never turn down an
opportunity because you never know when the next one's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And I'll be quite honest with you. My wife. You
were saying, my wife looked good.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I actually felt like I looked good too, Like I
actually did a nice job of showering and I dressed nice.
Can I what can I also tell you? I did
thank you my shoes. I am not gonna lie to you.
Yesterday was the most comfortable outfit I have ever worn
at a jingle ball. And I've dressed in the past
in just a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans, and
(04:49):
I was uncomfortable. I was so comfortable last night my jeans.
I didn't have to constantly pull them up. I have
no idea what brand that is, but I'm gonna buy
that brand forever, my buddy. If it turned me onto
them and my shirt was comfortable, I felt the temperature
was good inside little scaisers right now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, I get home.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
We walk inside and I'm exhausted, and my wife is
wearing this like kind of Christmasy kind of skirt and stuff,
and she had like this I don't know what it is,
like tights.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Thing up, but it's called a deep V top.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We get into the room and she takes all her
exavor closure ears for a second, she takes all her
clothes off, and I'm looking at her in the mirror
and I'm just like going, oh my god, we're going
to go into the room right now and we are
going to make a baby if we can, and which
we can't because she just had everything ripped out of
(05:44):
her with ovarian cancer. And I have literally, you know,
had my my mickey ears.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Tied all right. Oh my god, this is getting like.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And so and so.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
We're sitting there and I go, can we and she goes,
Xavier is below us. And at that moment I almost
tried to get Exavier to leave. Please welcome. Uh, Chelsea
has a lot of detail, Chelsea, I'm scared. I was
just saying that Xavier is not staying with us tonight.
(06:15):
Do I get a make good for last night?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
What do you mean he's not saying with us tonight.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He's not. He's going back. We're sending him back home
to his parents.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh stop.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
With us.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Chelsea. Will not. She will not.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
When the kids, uh were younger, and they were you know, active,
and then also we had like an Exavier, basically it
was like another child.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I will not when the kids are there.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I will not when the kids aren't here.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I will not, I will I will not. Is Wait
a second, is this like the Santa's had or.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
The or the Remember remember I just went through cancer, So.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
She's pulled this crap with me. And I want to
ask this question. Anybody that has ever battled cancer, how
long did the cancer card pull for the fact that
you could not have h cookie baking?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I was going to say life.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I mean no offense parts, no offense cancer Schmancer, the
whole idea that you're using cancer as you're out.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's going to cost you, my friend, Do you understand?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Do you understand that the caregiver in me was was
there for you to help you through some of those
tough days.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Your caregivers seventeen million times, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
For every injury you had.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is you know, this is just one of those
moments here where I Exavier open your ears again.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I want you to know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
When Exavier sits there and tells me that Aunt Chelsea
is his favorite aunt.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This is what I got to live with Exavier.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I'm sure he didn't say that because he goes back
to Chicago.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Aunt pat will Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Actually, come on, honestly, Xavier, who's your favorite aunt. You
can go ahead and say it in the mic.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I don't think I have one. You happy he is tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Who's your favorite nephew, Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Obvious, whichever one is sleeping in our house? To keep me?
What's hold on? Hold on? Shannon? Are you there? Shannon?
I am? How are you? Guys? Good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Shannon is a cancer survivor stage four cancer can oh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I am two years cancer free guy and Mojo cancer
card gets played forever.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Stop it, you guys in your I had cancer.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I don't want to hear this whole crab.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
We earned it, absolutely, Chelsea, Shannon, you are congratulations.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm so proud of.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You and so happy for you.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh my god, I'm praying for.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You the whole time.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I want you to know, Shannon, you have just officially
become my least favorite listener.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And my favorite. I love you as long as Chelsea
loves me. I'm you, miserable human being, youth, Shannon.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I was about to celebrate with you the fact that
you have battled and beat cancer, and now I'm not anymore.
I'm thinking ill will right now. No, I thank you,
thank you, Shannon. I appreciate you calling up and I
love you for that. Thanks for thinking of tell me guys.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I love all you guys. I appreciate it. You know
what this is though.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
This is one of those times where I'm gonna write
Dear Mojo in the morning, breaking and entering Christmas wish.
My name is tom Aka Mojo and I have one
wish and I'm hoping that Lydia can buy it at Target.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, they can buy that at Target, but you can
buy it someone only fans.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Maybe can I get an only fans gift card? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I love you, Chelse. I'll talk to you later. You
looked hot last night, Chelsea, beautiful. All right, We'll see
you later.
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