Mojo Got Pulled Over Yesterday

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Good to
have you guys here with us today. I got pulled
over yesterday. Really, yes, you do? Do you guys? Do
you know the feeling that you get when you see
those flashing lights behind you. It's like, no, my whole
body goes It's the worst. And then the worst thing
about getting pulled over is then you start thinking, oh

(00:21):
my god, what the hell did I do? Because you
don't know exactly what you did, and you're thinking, oh
my god, this is crazy, Like am I going to get,
you know, in trouble? Am I going to get arrested?
And I'm like, oh, well, I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I don't know what, you know, the whole thing, and
then you start thinking to yourself, where is all my stuff?
You know what I'm talking about? Like you know how
the cop comes up to the front side of the door,

(00:41):
and the cop when the cops come up to you
and start talking to you, they're like, yes, license registration,
DNA tests.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I always have to think is it my registration I
need or my insurance?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I need? What I need? Ye, license insurance registration. So
I normally have an envelope that mona over at Gordon
Chevrolet will give me, and she gives it to me.
It's a really cool thing and it says it says everything.
It says, you know, licensed to trace whatever, and I'll
put it in there. The problem, though, is I'm that

(01:15):
guy that when the insurance renews or I get new
license tabs, I just keep throwing paperwork anything. So I
pull this thing out and it looks like a file
folder of stuff. And so I ended up handing the
guy the cop my you know, papers, and it was like, no,
that's twenty twenty three, No, that's you know, I'm kind
of going through the whole thing. So, long story short,

(01:37):
I got pulled over because my tags were expired. Oh
and here's the craziest part. They were expired by two
years for reue. But I know that I liked it.
I know I'll do that's riding dirty. I've lived, really
dose you your tags. I have renewed them, but I
just never put him on my car. Oh okay, yeah,

(02:00):
but I think Kevin's right though. I think I shout
out to everybody that's listening to us, that's cool and
a criminal. I think I got some street cred yesterday, right,
heank to you, guys, I appreciate that. I even called
the police the fuzz, you know, the popo. I don't
know what do you call? What do you what do

(02:24):
you call? Cops? Cops? The boys? The boys? All right? So,
uh so he goes back and you know, it was.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Actually do that on their computer.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Why do I need to carry my license, my insurance,
my registrationatabase? You should be able to see that I
have my tags. What is a little sticker gonna do?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Dally money know everything about you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's how that's how Big Wretch gets our money. But
I'm saying, let's do all the things. But why do
I have to have it on my car in order
for I understand? Yeah that it should all be right
now in the computer. Yeah, pretty soon they're gonna have
AI cops. You watch me like a robot pulling you
over on the side of the road, then lady shower booths.

(03:14):
I don't know. But actually, speaking of that, that's actually funny.
So the cop was really cool. He was actually a
really really nice guy and came up and he actually
just gave me, he wrote me a warning. Didn't pull
the mojo thing. So I didn't didn't pull that. You know,
like sometimes sometimes I sit there and I go, hey,

(03:35):
I don't know if you've ever listened, so you do
not slow And then if the guy says, yeah, you
look kind of like Jay Towers.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
By the way, and I can't talk to you. It's
big and red on the right hand side.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh that's from my uh my Starbucks roasted white. Cannot
take you seriously anymore, pepper? Uh got it still there?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
You can see it? Maybe his gums bleeding. I can't see.
Don't you understand that I got pulled over yesterday? I told, Okay, okay,
So so let me get back to my story, because

(04:21):
I got a good story to tell you. You do
this to me in the dirty every day. I owed you.
All right, it might be still there, but I'll fix
it in an hour from now when I'm hungry. So
I asked the cop. I said to him, I, hey,
can I ask you a question, because you know, I'm
always inquisitive on this. What is the craziest story to
get out of a ticket that you ever had? Because
every cop has one of these. And by the way,
if you've ever done something crazy to get out of

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a ticket, you'll have to call us up and tell us,
or if you're a cop, you have to call us
up and tell us. The stories here was his and
I actually voice texted this to myself because I wanted
to make sure I got it right, So let me
read it off my voice text here.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
So.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
One of the funniest reasons that someone reported reportedly tried
to get out of a traffic ticket involved the driver
who was pulled over for speeding. When the officer approached
and asked why you were going so fast, the driver responded,
I'm sorry, officer, but I have a meeting with my
wife and if i'm late, she'll be much scarier than

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any ticket. And the officer thought that was so funny
and actually let him off of the ticket. That is
actually pretty good. I like that. Yeah, so I thought
that was actually a good one. But I asked it, said,
do you have any boobs that have ever been shown
to you? He goes, no, no boobs at all. I've
never gotten the boob thing. Wouldn't the boom thing get
work because out here I'll show you right now. But

(05:39):
boo boobs to me would scare me, though, Like if
somebody if I was a police officer and a woman
flashed her boobs to me. I think I would think
I'm being part of like a hidden camera thing. Can't
they see that on the on the cameras they have
on their body camps, the body cams, I would yeah, probably.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I feel like they have a logged into the system
to recognize certain objects and like flag it or something.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's just how my brain work. I'm always amazed whenever
you hear the story about the cop that ended up
having like backseat loving in his car, like you hear
the story police officer got locked in the back of
his squad car, you know, not realizing it. Yes, I'm
not mad at that though to be I mean, well,

(06:23):
what do you mean.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
We've had listeners that that's how they get like dates,
they go on dates when with the police officer that
pulled them over. And if that's you, by the way,
I know what We've talked to several of you. Please
call us right now because it's a perfect opportunity.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I take that back.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I feel like there are certain professions that are placed
at a higher level. We expect more of them. But
like you know, if we dipped out of studio during
a replay of ward a Roses a gossl like, you know,
that'd be so bad.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
But we're not in a line of duty. That's what
I'm saying, Right, they're actually trying to you know, they
have a there's a sense of power there of those guys.
This one is from two or eight. Can't call in.
But I faked a baby about to be born when
I was pregnant once and got out of a ticket.
I would worry that the cop would want to follow
you to the hospital. For sure. You have to make

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sure that you're going to the hospital. What's up, David,
What did you tell a state trooper to get out
of a ticket?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
He pulled me over for driving left the center. I
was working at the time in a semi truck. I
told the officer I was adjusting in my seat and
I sat on.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
A testicle, really, and he lets you go.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Absolutely let me go.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
He knows that feeling right.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
I would assume. So it did not happen, but it
was a great like on the spot, I was like,
I can't get a ticket while I'm working. So I
sat on a testicle while I was adjusting, and that's
what caused me to go left the center. Officer you
could see he was trying not to bust bust laughter,
but it worked. I've used it once and it's a
great If anyone else wants.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
To, it's yours. Yeah, Channing, you gotta understand that is
one of the worst painful things ever. When you sit
on your testicle, it's like it's the worst.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's like, never gotten out of a ticket.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I have never never Sherry, what's up?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Hi? Yeah, I didn't get out of a ticket. But
I was dating a cop once, and this was back
when marijuana wasn't legal. I was having a nuts a
good day. He pulled off and says, the road slipped
the flashes, I don't let me smoke one.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Wow wow. So so that that was and that was
you're right, that was at a point you if you
had marijuana on you, man, that was like that was
like big time drugs at the time. They were looking
for that stuff. They would always look for the smell too.
I did notice when the cop pulled me over that
he leaned into the car looking to see if he
could smell anything. And I think he was trying to

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see if he could smell like alcohol or anything like that.
I'm like, oh, that's I kind of understand that. What's up, Marissa?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (08:56):
So I didn't get pulled over anything, but I was
driving through Pontiac and I was driving like this hoopy.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
It was a Monte Carlo and I.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Had a black under on it, and this cop was.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Eyeballing me, and I leaned over to the passengers side.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
I was like, excuse me, sir, do.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
You have any gray poupon?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
What did he What did the cop do? Did he
laugh at.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
He laughed at me.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
He shook his head, and then.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
He drove away. The Southern Lake cops, so I thought
for sure he was gonna pull me over.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh that's funny. That's great. Those guys by the way
love pulling you over. Man. Those those the smaller city cops.
What's up, Michelle, It's oh it's Michelle from m s UPD.
What's going on, Michelle?

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Hi, guys, good morning.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Go green, Yeah, go light. I'll be up there by
the way for Dad's Day on Saturday. Michelle. Yeah, okay, yeah,
what's going on?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Well?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
You know I got I got a new car last year, Okay,
So I got an explore st Fast, right, So I
don't know how to drive this thing? Yeah, and so
one of my started to he said, you don't pull
over yet. No, I don't drive that fit. I'm coming
home from the airport and I'm driving down Middle about
fifty three in the thirty five. I wasn't even paying
attention and he lit me up and I was like, okay,

(10:17):
and he said where do you work? And I said,
I'm going my way back to work. He said where
do you work? I said, she's the university police department. Okay,
And then he went and he took my license and
there and he was pretty nice. But then he said
when he came back, he says, can you please slow down, Michelle,
and don't ever tell anybody you work it for a
police department again.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Wait, why he asked you where you work? Why would
you not tell him? What are you going to do?

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Exactly? He said, don't tell, don't don't say that. And
I said why, you know, he says, what you're trying
to get get out of get get out of it there.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm not trying.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I have so many cop friends and they always say
it right away. They always tell him that they're police officer.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Exactly.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
I started saying the same thing.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
He said, you should.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Always tell him that and a lot of people are
carrying too. They always tell him right away. I, by
the way, I have my sided.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Arms brother cops tickets.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
Yeah, you know what, I don't know. That's a good question.
I've not heard of one getting the ticket.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah. You know what's interesting they remember from one of
my cop buddies is he never gives another police officer
or ticket. No more military get ticket. And nobody that
works in the hospital because they do not want to
be on that gurney one day and have that person
looking over them going.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
You remember you remember the police officers that give you ticket. Like,
I'll go to events in my town and if like
you know, they're the police, are there for security purposes
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I can pick out the one that's an unwritten rule
that's gotten part of the code. By the way, I
found it. I got it out of my tooth. Look
at it's right there.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Let me give oh my god, right there, enjoy it
is out of my tooth. I actually did an investigative
report on it.