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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, SMO Joe in the morning show. We went
out to dinner last night with friends of ours. They
are also great people that help us with our breaking
and entering Christmas wish. Chelse and I had dinner with
Samantha and Ryan Lash last night. The Lash family, which
the Lashes along with their company RSL Medical, always helps
(00:20):
breaking entering Christmas wish. So thank you to those guys
for doing that. They're huge, huge friends of ours, but
they also more than ever, they're friends to you guys
because they help us grant the wishes that we do
every single year on the show. So we're eating dinner
with them, and I'm opposed this out there too. All
those that have friends, do you have friends in your
(00:40):
life that you are really good friends with that in
all the years that you've had this friendship, you have
never been to their home. So we got into a
discussion about hanging out and you know about Ryan's basement
(01:00):
and hey, you know this is fun some stuff that
you know Ryan does with the kids and all the
rest of this stuff. And we're having this discussion and
he looked at me and he goes, yeah, you know,
you know what I'm talking about. And I look at him.
I go, what do you mean? He goes, you know,
you know, in my basement. When am I going? I
have never been to your house in the thirteen years
I think it's been. I was trying to do the
(01:22):
math on it. It's like thirteen or fourteen years. I think
that I've known these guys. I met him actually on
an airplane, believe it or not, going to Phoenix. In
those years, I have never ever been invited to their house.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Have they been to yours? They have been to my house.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Actually, they've been to my house in many occasions because
they you know, like when I had surgery or Chelsea
had surgery, like they brought things over like it was
a close relationship. It's a very close relationship. Yeah, they're
like they're like family. They are family. So I'm sitting
there going, huh, I've never been invited to their house,
and I'm starting to get a pattern here.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Kevin has never invited me to his apartment. I know,
it's crazy. Yeah, they've invited me. I know they have not.
I promise you, well, you know what you two guys can.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Zach just said in my ear me too, dog, There's
no way they invited Zach over to their house, but
didn't invite me over to their house. They have Okay,
so we're sitting around the table and we're having this
conversation last night after we ate dinner, and I said,
you know, I've never been invited your house, Chelsea. We've
never been to their house. No, we've never been in
their house. And they're like, oh my god, Well, why
don't we do this? Because we ate early. We actually
(02:31):
ate at like five thirty or something. Why don't you
guys stop over on your way home. You come over
to the house. Now, the Lashes are the same people
that I was telling you about where they their dog.
They their dogs have to get like washed down before
their dog comes back in from outside. Like remember that,
Remember I told you the whole thing where Samantha is
Like Samantha is very very clean with her dog that
(02:52):
she doesn't allow her dog to go you know, and
that and people are not allowed. You are not allowed
to go over to her house. And you you will
know this if you've been to their house. You were
not allowed to go to their house and just take
your shoes off and have your socks on. You have
to have slippers on if you go.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
To their house.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have to wear like booty slippers because they do
not want anything that has touched the outside to be
touching the inside of the Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You think that that's crazy until you really think about
how disgusting your shoes and feet are.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So you got to bring a change of slippers or
something when you come over. So they said, hey, why
don't you guys come over and stop over at the house.
And I said, okay, but there's a problem here. So
what's the problem? I really kind of go to the bathroom.
I gotta go poop. And Zaman, though, would not let
me come over to the house last night because I
had to go poop and I was not going to
poop at the restaurant that we ate at, like I
(03:44):
do not.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Didn't you go to a nice restaurant. We went to
a nice bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We went to a nicer restaurant. But I gotta be honest,
their bathrooms were really dirty. So shout out to everybody.
I want to say the name of the restaurant. But
I went in there to go pee earlier in the day.
I wouldn't stick my butt on that. I don't think that.
I don't think they've washed.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That place rooms, and then there's poop bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, there's like I'm not I'm not pooping there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So so I want to throw out a couple of things.
Number one, I want to see if there's any listeners
that are friends with somebody and they will never let
them come over to their house or you're never invited
to theirs. And number two, do you guys have friends
that will not let you poop at their house?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't huh, you won't let people poop at your house?
You know this fletches poop numerous times.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That that was my old house, and that he's the
reason that I won't let people do it if you're
part of the reason. And then I had a friend
give me an upper decker and I'm like, I'm done.
I'm done letting people poop at the house. When they
poop in the tank.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What that's insane, that's the thing. Yes, that's psychotic.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ewin, he was dumb and probably drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Do you let your sisters and like family members come in?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I mean they're my blood.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, okay, I'll poop at everybody house if I gotta go,
I gotta go. You pooped to my house absolutely, I
have to go. I have a very fluid system, very
matches with you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We have a we have a in our bathroom, our
master bathroom. We have a washlet that's on our toilet,
and Kevin wanted to sit on the washlet. I'm calling
it basically like bedeja. It's like a it shoots water
to your booty. Y'all got that in the It's it's no,
it's in Chelsea and I' bathroom. Yeah, Texter hair Technanture,
(05:31):
says Mojo. There's something about you that they have not
invited you, but they've invited everybody else.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I wonder what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Maybe they assume that I'm going to be the type
of friend that does what Shannon had happened to her.
Maybe they think I'll do something.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Or they know you're nosy that maybe they think because
they're very private people, maybe they think that you're going
to start going through stuff and talk about it. Yes,
I could see that the reason.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Like it's going to come out on the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
By the way, you want to know what's crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You're talking about not being invited to somebody's house after
knowing them for thirteen fourteen years. I have a friend.
Her name's Kelly Connolly. She lives in Tennessee, but she
actually knows a lot of people here in the Detroit area.
And I have never met her in person. Oh, but
we talk on the phone and online. That's wild, Kaffe,
I've never met her.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, we're sure that Kelly is actually a male or female?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, because she was.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
She.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I met her because she dated one of my exes,
and that's how her and I met quote unquote met Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Sure, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That is kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, it's been fifteen I wouldn't consider her a good friend.
I'd consider her a friend. She came sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Would you let her stay your house?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yes, she's come to town multiple times, and it's always
I'm out of town when she's in town.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It never has never worked that we're in the same
place at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Three to one three.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Three one three says I've been friends with the same
group of girls for the last ten years, and none
of us have ever gone to any of our homes.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We always meet at a public place.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And why I call up, call up and tell us
or text nine T five zero zero if you want
us to call you and we'll call you back.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I know a guy that proposed to a girl before
he ever been to her house.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's a big no no. You have to see how
somebody lives. That's crazy because what if they're hoarders?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Dirty?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh my god? Could you imagine? I couldn't see what
would be worse?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
A uh well, hoarding is pretty bad, and I'm trying
to think of what would be worse in hoarding? But
what would be what would be worse to find out
that they weren't hoarders but they were just dirty. They
just didn't clean up after themselves. Some people, some people
look clean and smell clean, but you go to their
homes and you're like, when's the last time you clean
this place?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Hot?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Looks shana us up? Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I'm talking sending the message about my friends when I'm
gone or even when I'm home, anytime they're out and about.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
My house is the house that everyone.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Goes to to use the bathroom number one but number two?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Okay, so they like using your bathroom? Are you okay
with them doing it? You must have super soft toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Completely completely Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
We are all friendly with our poop tub, so anytime
I can get them.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I tried.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I tried to literally dump her, saying the spit word
about dumping. You can't swear like that on the radio.
Sehn poop quick question. Have you had any friends that
you've never been to their home at all?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, I can't think of anybody that doesn't invite me over.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Don't you think it's weird that I've got these friends
that have never invited me.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Well, yeah, they there there are people out there like that.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
They don't want you to coming and seeing yourselves.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, I and I and listen, I understand there's a private,
you know, private thing they want that's their Your home
is your castle.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What's up? Gigi?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Hi? So I was gonna I have two comments. So
everybody stops by my house to poop because I have
like a half bathroom right by my front door. Okay, yeah,
Like if my brother's somewhere and he doesn't want to
poop there, he'll just stop by my house and poop
because he's comfortable, he knows it's clean. So him and
my nephew both stop by my house at the same time.
(09:19):
The poop. I'm like, what is this? I'm out of here.
But the other thing is my kids been playing video
games online for like over a decade with some like
guy who's the same age as him. But they've been
playing forever. And now my son's grown and in the navy,
and she just told me about it. I'm like, why
don't you guys need it?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
They never met face to face. They only talk on
their video.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, and they've been through some stuff together, like work
helps each other work through some like LFE.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Issues together, and I'm like, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
They share personal things together. They do more than just
video game plan but they've never met each other face
to face.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
A bathroom about a front door seems like functionally I
could support it, But if you have guests over and
somebody do doo not everybody got to smell that when
they walk through.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, no, no, But that's good though. It means it's
getting out faster than it's the all thing you work
like that. Yeah, it's close to the front door or
initial K. I'm with us right now, your voice disguised.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Good morning, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Hell, you guys are
all doing great?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Well more day.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Yes, I have a group of friends. We all host
a holiday. We all have a great party for Christmas,
Summer Easter. This one couple, it's been over fifteen years,
has never hosted.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh wow, and we.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
For our group of twenty five people, and my husband
has known him for over twenty five years, never.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Been to the house.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do you know where they live or they even keep
that secret.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
No, we all know where they live. They just don't
want to. They don't want a house.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
What would happen if you pulled up in their driveway
rang their doorbell? Would they make you stand on the
front porch?
Speaker 7 (11:13):
They would not answer the door?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh wow?
Speaker 7 (11:15):
The last the last time the hutsband was at my house,
just went right into the freezer and got out.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I have to lie days and they make themselves at home.
You know what's interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I know those people that will have people over only
in the summertime so that they can have them outside
and not have them inside.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They just don't want them inside their house.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
We have friends that have great backyards, so it makes
sense to the house.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But what do you do if you have to go
to the bathroom? Do they let you at least use
one of their bathrooms?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Usually they have a really good blush that's.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Good for wow. Hold on, Sean, what's up, Sean? How
you doing? Buddy?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Now, what's this morning? I know what about Channing and
Anna and Bianca Lydians.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Yeah, yeah, I see it, y'all.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I mean, I don't want to tell.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You what's up, buddy? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay? So look, I keep with white at my house
in my bathroom.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
So if I go to somebody house, if they ain't
got no wet whites, I'm not using the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I agree with man, you just cannot walk around with
no crumbs like I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I always carry uh uh the man the dude wipes
I have like travel sized dude wives.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Matter of fact, the right you you carry him? What
you got a man bag or something I got?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
He takes, he puts them right in his hand and
goes to the bathroom. We all know.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
That. Great.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's what's up though? Hey man, I love y'all, love
you too.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And they come individually packaged, so you just kind of
go this if those you need, though, I take three
to four, depending on how much I hate than I before.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What's up, Let's go to Let's go to Musa. What's up? Musa?
O what's up, Modelle, How y'all feeling today?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
We're good, man, that's good.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
So first off, the last comment, I kind of agree
with y'all because I ain't nobody about to walk around
with Dingleberry's all day.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's nice. Yeah, you need to talk, Yeah you gotta
get them off.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
But as far as as far as like long time France,
I got a friend I've known for about ten twelve years,
and I don't know his middle name and pretty much
forget his birthday. That's my best friend, though you can't
tell me that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I love that it's your best friend, but you have
no idea what they literally, I have no idea any
of my friend's middle names. Really well, middle names is
one thing, but maybe birthday or when they were month.
Listen to this one, don is almost exactly what our
situation was. Donnie there, Yes, I am.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah? Don tell us about your your friends.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Oh, I have a twenty. It's like seven or eight
of us ladies to get together. We travel, we go
celebrate birthdays, talk about pass exs. Never none of the
ladies have ever been in her house. And we talked
about it. One day we were sitting around talking and
she wasn't there, and I asked, somebody, have you ever
been in such and such a house? They said no,
(14:23):
I said, I've never been in her house. Even we've
been over everybody's houses but hers.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
What if? What if she's got dead bodies in her
house and that's the reason why she doesn't want you.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
She's not that kind of lady. She's a nice plas.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Would you know?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Would you never are?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I mean, it's so funny you guys have traveled together,
yet she still doesn't invite you to her house.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
No, not inside, No, never been inside.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
If you go over to her house, she makes you
stand outside. Yes, yes it's cold outside.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Usually if it's like I gotta drop something off to
her about she got to dress them up. I'm pulling
the driveway, you bring it out, or I'll go to
the door sitting.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But she's never invite I love those people.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Those people, by the way, are definitely hiding something they've got.
She's got something inside that house she doesn't want you
to see. Maybe it's a sex swing down.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
About that. I want to see Don's friends with what
it is.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
We tried to figure it out, but we never she
never mentioned that. She never invited us Ober.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Ever hire a private investigator. You know what, I wonder
if she lets people come and repair things in her house.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You know do You and I have been in former
employees homes that we were allowed in the home.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
But not in certain areas.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And I thought that was weird because.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Doors, and it was like you could come in the house,
but you can't go here and here and here, and
hoarding
Speaker 2 (15:46):
There was a lot, Yeah, probably so, but all right,
All right, SMO Joe in the morning show. We went
out to dinner last night with friends of ours. They
are also great people that help us with our breaking
and entering Christmas wish. Chelse and I had dinner with
Samantha and Ryan Lash last night. The Lash family, which
the Lashes along with their company RSL Medical, always helps
(00:20):
breaking entering Christmas wish. So thank you to those guys
for doing that. They're huge, huge friends of ours, but
they also more than ever, they're friends to you guys
because they help us grant the wishes that we do
every single year on the show. So we're eating dinner
with them, and I'm opposed this out there too. All
those that have friends, do you have friends in your
(00:40):
life that you are really good friends with that in
all the years that you've had this friendship, you have
never been to their home. So we got into a
discussion about hanging out and you know about Ryan's basement
(01:00):
and hey, you know this is fun some stuff that
you know Ryan does with the kids and all the
rest of this stuff. And we're having this discussion and
he looked at me and he goes, yeah, you know,
you know what I'm talking about. And I look at him.
I go, what do you mean? He goes, you know,
you know, in my basement. When am I going? I
have never been to your house in the thirteen years
I think it's been. I was trying to do the
(01:22):
math on it. It's like thirteen or fourteen years. I think
that I've known these guys. I met him actually on
an airplane, believe it or not, going to Phoenix. In
those years, I have never ever been invited to their house.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Have they been to yours? They have been to my house.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Actually, they've been to my house in many occasions because
they you know, like when I had surgery or Chelsea
had surgery, like they brought things over like it was
a close relationship. It's a very close relationship. Yeah, they're
like they're like family. They are family. So I'm sitting
there going, huh, I've never been invited to their house,
and I'm starting to get a pattern here.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Kevin has never invited me to his apartment. I know,
it's crazy. Yeah, they've invited me. I know they have not.
I promise you, well, you know what you two guys can.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Zach just said in my ear me too, dog, There's
no way they invited Zach over to their house, but
didn't invite me over to their house. They have Okay,
so we're sitting around the table and we're having this
conversation last night after we ate dinner, and I said,
you know, I've never been invited your house, Chelsea. We've
never been to their house. No, we've never been in
their house. And they're like, oh my god, Well, why
don't we do this? Because we ate early. We actually
(02:31):
ate at like five thirty or something. Why don't you
guys stop over on your way home. You come over
to the house. Now, the Lashes are the same people
that I was telling you about where they their dog.
They their dogs have to get like washed down before
their dog comes back in from outside. Like remember that,
Remember I told you the whole thing where Samantha is
Like Samantha is very very clean with her dog that
(02:52):
she doesn't allow her dog to go you know, and
that and people are not allowed. You are not allowed
to go over to her house. And you you will
know this if you've been to their house. You were
not allowed to go to their house and just take
your shoes off and have your socks on. You have
to have slippers on if you go.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
To their house.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have to wear like booty slippers because they do
not want anything that has touched the outside to be
touching the inside of the Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You think that that's crazy until you really think about
how disgusting your shoes and feet are.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So you got to bring a change of slippers or
something when you come over. So they said, hey, why
don't you guys come over and stop over at the house.
And I said, okay, but there's a problem here. So
what's the problem? I really kind of go to the bathroom.
I gotta go poop. And Zaman, though, would not let
me come over to the house last night because I
had to go poop and I was not going to
poop at the restaurant that we ate at, like I
(03:44):
do not.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Didn't you go to a nice restaurant. We went to
a nice bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We went to a nicer restaurant. But I gotta be honest,
their bathrooms were really dirty. So shout out to everybody.
I want to say the name of the restaurant. But
I went in there to go pee earlier in the day.
I wouldn't stick my butt on that. I don't think that.
I don't think they've washed.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That place rooms, and then there's poop bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, there's like I'm not I'm not pooping there.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So so I want to throw out a couple of things.
Number one, I want to see if there's any listeners
that are friends with somebody and they will never let
them come over to their house or you're never invited
to theirs. And number two, do you guys have friends
that will not let you poop at their house?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I don't huh, you won't let people poop at your house?
You know this fletches poop numerous times.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That that was my old house, and that he's the
reason that I won't let people do it if you're
part of the reason. And then I had a friend
give me an upper decker and I'm like, I'm done.
I'm done letting people poop at the house. When they
poop in the tank.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What that's insane, that's the thing. Yes, that's psychotic.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Ewin, he was dumb and probably drunk.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Do you let your sisters and like family members come in?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I mean they're my blood.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, okay, I'll poop at everybody house if I gotta go,
I gotta go. You pooped to my house absolutely, I
have to go. I have a very fluid system, very
matches with you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We have a we have a in our bathroom, our
master bathroom. We have a washlet that's on our toilet,
and Kevin wanted to sit on the washlet. I'm calling
it basically like bedeja. It's like a it shoots water
to your booty. Y'all got that in the It's it's no,
it's in Chelsea and I' bathroom. Yeah, Texter hair Technanture,
(05:31):
says Mojo. There's something about you that they have not
invited you, but they've invited everybody else.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I wonder what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Maybe they assume that I'm going to be the type
of friend that does what Shannon had happened to her.
Maybe they think I'll do something.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Or they know you're nosy that maybe they think because
they're very private people, maybe they think that you're going
to start going through stuff and talk about it. Yes,
I could see that the reason.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Like it's going to come out on the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
By the way, you want to know what's crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You're talking about not being invited to somebody's house after
knowing them for thirteen fourteen years. I have a friend.
Her name's Kelly Connolly. She lives in Tennessee, but she
actually knows a lot of people here in the Detroit area.
And I have never met her in person. Oh, but
we talk on the phone and online. That's wild, Kaffe,
I've never met her.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, we're sure that Kelly is actually a male or female?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, because she was.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
She.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I met her because she dated one of my exes,
and that's how her and I met quote unquote met Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Sure, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That is kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, it's been fifteen I wouldn't consider her a good friend.
I'd consider her a friend. She came sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Would you let her stay your house?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yes, she's come to town multiple times, and it's always
I'm out of town when she's in town.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It never has never worked that we're in the same
place at the same time.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Three to one three.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Three one three says I've been friends with the same
group of girls for the last ten years, and none
of us have ever gone to any of our homes.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We always meet at a public place.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And why I call up, call up and tell us
or text nine T five zero zero if you want
us to call you and we'll call you back.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I know a guy that proposed to a girl before
he ever been to her house.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's a big no no. You have to see how
somebody lives. That's crazy because what if they're hoarders?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Dirty?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh my god? Could you imagine? I couldn't see what
would be worse?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
A uh well, hoarding is pretty bad, and I'm trying
to think of what would be worse in hoarding? But
what would be what would be worse to find out
that they weren't hoarders but they were just dirty. They
just didn't clean up after themselves. Some people, some people
look clean and smell clean, but you go to their
homes and you're like, when's the last time you clean
this place?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Hot?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Looks shana us up? Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I'm talking sending the message about my friends when I'm
gone or even when I'm home, anytime they're out and about.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
My house is the house that everyone.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Goes to to use the bathroom number one but number two?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Okay, so they like using your bathroom? Are you okay
with them doing it? You must have super soft toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Completely completely Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
We are all friendly with our poop tub, so anytime
I can get them.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I tried.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I tried to literally dump her, saying the spit word
about dumping. You can't swear like that on the radio.
Sehn poop quick question. Have you had any friends that
you've never been to their home at all?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, I can't think of anybody that doesn't invite me over.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Don't you think it's weird that I've got these friends
that have never invited me.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Well, yeah, they there there are people out there like that.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
They don't want you to coming and seeing yourselves.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, I and I and listen, I understand there's a private,
you know, private thing they want that's their Your home
is your castle.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What's up? Gigi?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Hi? So I was gonna I have two comments. So
everybody stops by my house to poop because I have
like a half bathroom right by my front door. Okay, yeah,
Like if my brother's somewhere and he doesn't want to
poop there, he'll just stop by my house and poop
because he's comfortable, he knows it's clean. So him and
my nephew both stop by my house at the same time.
(09:19):
The poop. I'm like, what is this? I'm out of here.
But the other thing is my kids been playing video
games online for like over a decade with some like
guy who's the same age as him. But they've been
playing forever. And now my son's grown and in the navy,
and she just told me about it. I'm like, why
don't you guys need it?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
They never met face to face. They only talk on
their video.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, and they've been through some stuff together, like work
helps each other work through some like LFE.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Issues together, and I'm like, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
They share personal things together. They do more than just
video game plan but they've never met each other face
to face.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
A bathroom about a front door seems like functionally I
could support it, But if you have guests over and
somebody do doo not everybody got to smell that when
they walk through.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, no, no, But that's good though. It means it's
getting out faster than it's the all thing you work
like that. Yeah, it's close to the front door or
initial K. I'm with us right now, your voice disguised.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Good morning, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Hell, you guys are
all doing great?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Well more day.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Yes, I have a group of friends. We all host
a holiday. We all have a great party for Christmas,
Summer Easter. This one couple, it's been over fifteen years,
has never hosted.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh wow, and we.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
For our group of twenty five people, and my husband
has known him for over twenty five years, never.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Been to the house.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do you know where they live or they even keep
that secret.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
No, we all know where they live. They just don't
want to. They don't want a house.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
What would happen if you pulled up in their driveway
rang their doorbell? Would they make you stand on the
front porch?
Speaker 7 (11:13):
They would not answer the door?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh wow?
Speaker 7 (11:15):
The last the last time the hutsband was at my house,
just went right into the freezer and got out.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I have to lie days and they make themselves at home.
You know what's interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I know those people that will have people over only
in the summertime so that they can have them outside
and not have them inside.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They just don't want them inside their house.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
We have friends that have great backyards, so it makes
sense to the house.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But what do you do if you have to go
to the bathroom? Do they let you at least use
one of their bathrooms?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Usually they have a really good blush that's.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Good for wow. Hold on, Sean, what's up, Sean? How
you doing? Buddy?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Now, what's this morning? I know what about Channing and
Anna and Bianca Lydians.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Yeah, yeah, I see it, y'all.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
I mean, I don't want to tell.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You what's up, buddy? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
What it is?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay? So look, I keep with white at my house
in my bathroom.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
So if I go to somebody house, if they ain't
got no wet whites, I'm not using the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I agree with man, you just cannot walk around with
no crumbs like I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I always carry uh uh the man the dude wipes
I have like travel sized dude wives.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Matter of fact, the right you you carry him? What
you got a man bag or something I got?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
He takes, he puts them right in his hand and
goes to the bathroom. We all know.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
That. Great.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's what's up though? Hey man, I love y'all, love
you too.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And they come individually packaged, so you just kind of
go this if those you need, though, I take three
to four, depending on how much I hate than I before.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What's up, Let's go to Let's go to Musa. What's up? Musa?
O what's up, Modelle, How y'all feeling today?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
We're good, man, that's good.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
So first off, the last comment, I kind of agree
with y'all because I ain't nobody about to walk around
with Dingleberry's all day.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's nice. Yeah, you need to talk, Yeah you gotta
get them off.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
But as far as as far as like long time France,
I got a friend I've known for about ten twelve years,
and I don't know his middle name and pretty much
forget his birthday. That's my best friend, though you can't
tell me that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I love that it's your best friend, but you have
no idea what they literally, I have no idea any
of my friend's middle names. Really well, middle names is
one thing, but maybe birthday or when they were month.
Listen to this one, don is almost exactly what our
situation was. Donnie there, Yes, I am.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah? Don tell us about your your friends.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Oh, I have a twenty. It's like seven or eight
of us ladies to get together. We travel, we go
celebrate birthdays, talk about pass exs. Never none of the
ladies have ever been in her house. And we talked
about it. One day we were sitting around talking and
she wasn't there, and I asked, somebody, have you ever
been in such and such a house? They said no,
(14:23):
I said, I've never been in her house. Even we've
been over everybody's houses but hers.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
What if? What if she's got dead bodies in her
house and that's the reason why she doesn't want you.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
She's not that kind of lady. She's a nice plas.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Would you know?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Would you never are?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I mean, it's so funny you guys have traveled together,
yet she still doesn't invite you to her house.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
No, not inside, No, never been inside.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
If you go over to her house, she makes you
stand outside. Yes, yes it's cold outside.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Usually if it's like I gotta drop something off to
her about she got to dress them up. I'm pulling
the driveway, you bring it out, or I'll go to
the door sitting.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But she's never invite I love those people.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Those people, by the way, are definitely hiding something they've got.
She's got something inside that house she doesn't want you
to see. Maybe it's a sex swing down.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
About that. I want to see Don's friends with what
it is.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
We tried to figure it out, but we never she
never mentioned that. She never invited us Ober.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Ever hire a private investigator. You know what, I wonder
if she lets people come and repair things in her house.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You know do You and I have been in former
employees homes that we were allowed in the home.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
But not in certain areas.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And I thought that was weird because.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Doors, and it was like you could come in the house,
but you can't go here and here and here, and
hoarding
Speaker 2 (15:46):
There was a lot, Yeah, probably so, but all right,
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