November 4, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's my Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I think my wife is trying to kill me, and
if I do die, I would like this to be
my last words. She killed me. Okay, now they got
that out there and the police are going to be investigating.
She has been forcing me to exercise and I'm not
happy with this. Let me, let me explain what's going on.
(00:24):
So we were just in Chicago, and my wife is
one of those people that I could never live in
downtown Detroit, downtown Grand Rapids, downtown Toledo, or downtown anywhere.
I don't want to live downtown. I need to live
in a rural place.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know why I need to live in a
rural place. I need to live in a place that
is not walkable. I need to live in a place
that literally, if I have to go to a store,
I've got to get in a car and I've got
to drive to it, because if it was up to
my wife, I would have to walk to go do everything.
So we're in Cago and we would go to a
(01:02):
bunch of different places. We were staying in a hotel
that was right by the where the event was at,
and I would say to Chelsea go, where are we
doing today, you know, because we had a couple of
days just kind of killing until in between the events,
she'd be like, oh, well, we're going to meet so
and sos and so and sos and we're going to
go meet them over at such and such.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And I'm like, okay, great.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So i'd go, I'll get the uber and she'd be
like no, no, no, no, we're going to walk there. And
I'm like, well, how far is the walk and she
would say, oh, it's not that far, it's actually close.
So what I would do was I would judge it
based on how much the uber would say it was
going to cost to go there. And if the uber
said it was going to cost twelve dollars or more,
it was too far for me, you know what I mean,
(01:44):
it was going to be worth a drive or you.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Know, getting into a car.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Then I started looking at mileage wise and I started realizing, okay,
let's see how many miles I was doing. I was
doing at least eighteen thousand steps a day. Now, mind you,
you're not supposed to do more than ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Steps a day. Said that, yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
They say, get it, get ten thousand steps a day.
They don't say, get twelve thousand or eleven thousand or
eighteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Steps a day.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ten thousand is the floor ten thousand, No, no, no,
ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's the ceilings. Not If you go.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Higher than that, you could die, you know what I mean,
Like you got to be somewhere in between.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You get these fat me.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So there was one part where we were this is
kind of wild. She's like, and she's like, the weather
is beautiful. I'm like, the weather's not beautiful. I have
to wear a coat. It's not beautiful, like it's cold outside.
And then today she just texted me a second ago
she's like, I just hope that you know that when
you come home today, we're going for a walk because
she's trying to keep the streak alive. And then she'll
pull this whole little crap like, you know, it's not
(02:49):
good for you to sit on the couch all day
after working all day, you sit during the show, you
know this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Are you the type of first off?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
If and Kevin's like the floor this cling to the floor,
to the windows.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
To the sweat drop down, your boss, which it was.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's how that it was. I know, Kevin where he lives.
Now I know where Kevin lives.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
If Kevin, you had to go walk or I'm sorry
you had to go to because I know where you live.
If you had to go to the rents End, would
you get in your car and drive there?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Or would you walk? I'm not walking. I know you're not.
I grab a bird or something like that before I walk.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Do you understand you? I want you understand how that was?
Actually like the distance that Chelsea would make me go
from your from your place to say something.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Like walk I do. I used to get twenty thousand
steps a day before this. I also have walked from
where I live downtown to Eastern Market multiple times.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Wait, wait, so how far of a walk is a
let's let's google should we go bro Hold?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So wait a second, So you said Apple Apple Max Maps.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, don't say where I live.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm not gonna say where you live.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But you living down? You lived you lived in? Did
you walk when you lived in Corktown?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
But I would walk from Corktown to downtown almost every day.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Can we just say, like a hotel is that around?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
That's around?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean you don't live ash, I know little too.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Nod Oh my god, you live in the Shinola Hotel.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
My kids, if I could live there, the Sweet Life
of Zach and Cody. Uh you know how far that is?
Oh my god? Hold on?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So it takes like a half hour.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It doesn't even give you the option to walk. When
you put it in your phone dr Google Maps, it
says car. No, it says car, hold on card. Okay,
here's the okay, here it says it's Oh my god,
it's all it is is one point three miles. That
looks like it's longer than one point three miles. You
can walk, Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, Mojo's phone just knows he doesn't want to.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, he's not giving me the option.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Honestly, any walk in downtown is stupid because first off,
you walk in a sidewalk in this city and you're
falling in holes like there's like, no, there's no Eddy
Like in Chicago, at least you got you got, you know,
nice places to walk.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You're in the city. All of a sudden, next thing
you know, it's like a bridge falls.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The only area that that semi true is on Woodward.
We're those statues at what I'm must saying rifle for
Grand Circus Park, Grand Circus Park, like right, like, so
you're going down what were you pass the Fox the year, Yeah,
little season. Then it's a street and it's right at
one of those Yeah, it's not a slidewalk there at all.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You don't even get you They don't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Even give you a four warning that it's coming, like, hey,
you should probably go to the other side of the
road because all of a sudden, next thing, you know,
it's like you're you're dead the street. So so there
was one walk that we had and this was pretty
wild because we were we were staying close.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
To uh, I guess it was.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It was kind of if you know Chicago at all,
It was Maggie Daily Park, So it's close to that bean.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You know, that bean is that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Stupid thing that everybody likes take pictures by. So that flicks.
So we're staying in that area and Chelsea wants to
go and she wants to walk, and it's where my
sister lives in Chicago, and my where my sister lives
in Chicago is way past anywhere on Michigan Avenue, Like
Michigan Avenue ends and now all of a sudden it
(06:18):
becomes Lakeshore Drive. So It's like, that's how far it was.
And I'm like, there, what are you talking about? And
I wanted to do what you were talking about? Those birds,
those scooters I.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Would love to see.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I've been on a scooter before, like my kids school
scooters when they had Razor scooters.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
But I'm like, we're and.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We're walking, and I like, Chelsea, there's a there's I'm
counting the cars that say Uber in them. I'm like,
there's an Uber right there, there's an Uber in there.
And then I'm start going Uber everywhere, you know what
I mean. And then there's cabs driving by, there's buses
driving by. I'm like, we should do public transportation somehow.
What's up, Sean? How you doing.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
On Joe?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
You just had me thinking, I really think my job
is trying to kill me. Why because I get I
get eleven thousand plus steps in a day.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Oh right now. I just looked at my watch. I'm
at two thousand, three hundred and four steps.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What do you do? Maintenance work?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
They're keeping you healthy.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Eleven thousand steps a day is a lot of steps.
Know what postal workers get that don't drive their vehicles?
You know, talk about gosh, it's got to be crazy.
They got to be getting twenty thousand plus a day.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
If I got a job with the post office and
they told me you're in Royal Oak and you got
to go walk house to house, I tell them go
screw themselves on me. Which, by the way, do the
postal workers that walk? Are they fat? Because I've never seen,
honestly a skinny postal.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Worker that works in one of those vehicles.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Like you see a postal worker that works in one
of the vehicles, and they're usually kind of a little chunkier.
And I wonder if the postal workers that do the
neighborhoods where they have to actually get up and down
and you know, do a little walking. I wonder if
they're the ones that are the in shape postal or shape.
What's up, Dustin?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
How you doing? Not too bad?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
How you guys are knowing?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Uh? Dustin?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Besides the fact that my wife is trying to kill
me because she wants to collect the insurance money, I'm okay,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Not much tacked?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Then?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What you called me? I get anywhere from twelve to
twenty two thousand steps a day. What are you doing
with that? I do long hair. Oh so you're on
you're pushing lawnmower the entire time. Huh. No, I do
a riding mower, but I with the whipping and everything
with the weed whipping and then blowing. You watch that
(08:45):
much whip.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah, I actually look at those guys that are on.
I don't know if you have one of those. Do
you have one of those push mowers that actually you
jump on the little deck and it whips you around.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We have one, but we don't use it much. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So like those guys that are on those things, that
would be a good job for me. I could hold
on to the handlebars, you know, Or maybe I get
one of those things. Next time I'm going in the
city and i'm walking, I'll take a lawnmower driving around.
I just twenty two thousand steps a day. Bro, that's
like Disney World type numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I was looking.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Hold on, let me look at my steps here for
one second. I want to see how how much I had.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I walked to the kitchen, I walked to the bathroom,
and I walked to my coach.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
No, you probably get a lot of steps on game
days when you're walking around the arena.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
How you should check that out. Will tomorrow we got
a game.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'll see tomorrow when you go up and down because
you have to go back and forth at the whole stadium.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm gonna be honest you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Some days I'm in the mood to walk around, and
then some days I do my thing and go sit down.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
All right, let me show it, let me make sense.
Let me show you my steps.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
My least amount of steps that I had was on Sunday,
and that was I think because we were in the
car driving, So we were there Wednesday through the I
had fourteen thousand steps, thirteen thousand steps, twenty two thousand.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I am almost dead. What was that day? That was?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Friday?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Who was holding your phone? No, that was Friday because
we went to remember we went to like up by
Wrigley Field, and so she made us and we had
to get out of the car because the uber smelly
uber driver. Saturday was fourteen thousand steps and seven thousand
steps was Sunday. My average average is trash.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
In my effort.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Even with all those my average is only seven thousand steps.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Better than me. What's yours? My average October was five thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Really, you did not go trick or treating. Did you
that came to you with your candy door? Hey, Musa,
what's Upmosa?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
I was going, Mojo.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
How y'all going, we're doing okay? What's happening? No?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
No much so I'm listening to you. Our numbers either
odd like my numberless?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is it high?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Or y'alls are just low because I average about fifteen k.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What do you do? Are you running from the law?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
No, no, I do a lot of answercart door dash
and I walked off.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You're the kind of guy I wants my doordasher, not
the one. I had a guy leave the door dash
on my driveway. I had to walk out and go
to the end of the driveway tripping. Yeah, oh no,
left the picture the door. Yeah, I had the bag
right there. That's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Door and just put it on, just driving and then
took a picture. Man, you gotta be healthy, I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Huh yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Athlete, So wow, it's normal.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
So I don't know if you know that. Hold on
like that you're running his jo mom. Royce has his
old job. He used to get fifty thousand to eighty
thousand steps a day. No way, what did you do.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I used to work FedEx and they gave me a
round that the old guy couldn't handle because it was
a rural route and a lot of them had them
half mile long driveways where I trust wasn't fit, so
they gave them to me because they know I just
told the box on my shoulder and just run down.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
The driveway and deliver. That's insane, and.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
That's between an eight to ten hour period.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, and what kind of weight you got? What do
you weigh right now?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I'm I'm probably about to eighty from what I used
to be a lot of weight.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
A fifty thousand and eighty thousand step guy can't be fat.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You're fat tall, I'm about I'm about to eighty, but
I'm about six thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, what did you used to weigh?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Cool? Years ago? I hit almost four hundred, like I
don't know, big guy years ago. But after getting sick
and everything, that's why I helped lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Sadly, that's amazing. Wow, that's unbelievable. Rose says that you
went to Chicago walk so much. What did you need?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Rose?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, Ma, and my sister went and got foot massages
from the Chinese spa.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh where do you get those? You get them in
town here or.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah, it was downtown. I can't remember what it was called, honestly,
but it was well worth it. They knew what they
were doing.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I like that. I want to They only do feet.
They only do feet, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, it was like a foot massage, like footpa, but
they give an extra tug of the big to
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Just a little piggy into
It's my Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I think my wife is trying to kill me, and
if I do die, I would like this to be
my last words. She killed me. Okay, now they got
that out there and the police are going to be investigating.
She has been forcing me to exercise and I'm not
happy with this. Let me, let me explain what's going on.
(00:24):
So we were just in Chicago, and my wife is
one of those people that I could never live in
downtown Detroit, downtown Grand Rapids, downtown Toledo, or downtown anywhere.
I don't want to live downtown. I need to live
in a rural place.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know why I need to live in a
rural place. I need to live in a place that
is not walkable. I need to live in a place
that literally, if I have to go to a store,
I've got to get in a car and I've got
to drive to it, because if it was up to
my wife, I would have to walk to go do everything.
So we're in Cago and we would go to a
(01:02):
bunch of different places. We were staying in a hotel
that was right by the where the event was at,
and I would say to Chelsea go, where are we
doing today, you know, because we had a couple of
days just kind of killing until in between the events,
she'd be like, oh, well, we're going to meet so
and sos and so and sos and we're going to
go meet them over at such and such.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And I'm like, okay, great.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So i'd go, I'll get the uber and she'd be
like no, no, no, no, we're going to walk there. And
I'm like, well, how far is the walk and she
would say, oh, it's not that far, it's actually close.
So what I would do was I would judge it
based on how much the uber would say it was
going to cost to go there. And if the uber
said it was going to cost twelve dollars or more,
it was too far for me, you know what I mean,
(01:44):
it was going to be worth a drive or you.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Know, getting into a car.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Then I started looking at mileage wise and I started realizing, okay,
let's see how many miles I was doing. I was
doing at least eighteen thousand steps a day. Now, mind you,
you're not supposed to do more than ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Steps a day. Said that, yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
They say, get it, get ten thousand steps a day.
They don't say, get twelve thousand or eleven thousand or
eighteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Steps a day.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ten thousand is the floor ten thousand, No, no, no,
ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's the ceilings. Not If you go.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Higher than that, you could die, you know what I mean,
Like you got to be somewhere in between.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You get these fat me.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So there was one part where we were this is
kind of wild. She's like, and she's like, the weather
is beautiful. I'm like, the weather's not beautiful. I have
to wear a coat. It's not beautiful, like it's cold outside.
And then today she just texted me a second ago
she's like, I just hope that you know that when
you come home today, we're going for a walk because
she's trying to keep the streak alive. And then she'll
pull this whole little crap like, you know, it's not
(02:49):
good for you to sit on the couch all day
after working all day, you sit during the show, you
know this whole thing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Are you the type of first off?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
If and Kevin's like the floor this cling to the floor,
to the windows.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
To the sweat drop down, your boss, which it was.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's how that it was. I know, Kevin where he lives.
Now I know where Kevin lives.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
If Kevin, you had to go walk or I'm sorry
you had to go to because I know where you live.
If you had to go to the rents End, would
you get in your car and drive there?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Or would you walk? I'm not walking. I know you're not.
I grab a bird or something like that before I walk.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Do you understand you? I want you understand how that was?
Actually like the distance that Chelsea would make me go
from your from your place to say something.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Like walk I do. I used to get twenty thousand
steps a day before this. I also have walked from
where I live downtown to Eastern Market multiple times.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Wait, wait, so how far of a walk is a
let's let's google should we go bro Hold?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So wait a second, So you said Apple Apple Max Maps.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, don't say where I live.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm not gonna say where you live.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But you living down? You lived you lived in? Did
you walk when you lived in Corktown?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
But I would walk from Corktown to downtown almost every day.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Can we just say, like a hotel is that around?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
That's around?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean you don't live ash, I know little too.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Nod Oh my god, you live in the Shinola Hotel.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
My kids, if I could live there, the Sweet Life
of Zach and Cody. Uh you know how far that is?
Oh my god? Hold on?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
So it takes like a half hour.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It doesn't even give you the option to walk. When
you put it in your phone dr Google Maps, it
says car. No, it says car, hold on card. Okay,
here's the okay, here it says it's Oh my god,
it's all it is is one point three miles. That
looks like it's longer than one point three miles. You
can walk, Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, Mojo's phone just knows he doesn't want to.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, he's not giving me the option.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Honestly, any walk in downtown is stupid because first off,
you walk in a sidewalk in this city and you're
falling in holes like there's like, no, there's no Eddy
Like in Chicago, at least you got you got, you know,
nice places to walk.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You're in the city. All of a sudden, next thing
you know, it's like a bridge falls.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
The only area that that semi true is on Woodward.
We're those statues at what I'm must saying rifle for
Grand Circus Park, Grand Circus Park, like right, like, so
you're going down what were you pass the Fox the year, Yeah,
little season. Then it's a street and it's right at
one of those Yeah, it's not a slidewalk there at all.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You don't even get you They don't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Even give you a four warning that it's coming, like, hey,
you should probably go to the other side of the
road because all of a sudden, next thing, you know,
it's like you're you're dead the street. So so there
was one walk that we had and this was pretty
wild because we were we were staying close.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
To uh, I guess it was.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It was kind of if you know Chicago at all,
It was Maggie Daily Park, So it's close to that bean.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You know, that bean is that.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Stupid thing that everybody likes take pictures by. So that flicks.
So we're staying in that area and Chelsea wants to
go and she wants to walk, and it's where my
sister lives in Chicago, and my where my sister lives
in Chicago is way past anywhere on Michigan Avenue, Like
Michigan Avenue ends and now all of a sudden it
(06:18):
becomes Lakeshore Drive. So It's like, that's how far it was.
And I'm like, there, what are you talking about? And
I wanted to do what you were talking about? Those birds,
those scooters I.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Would love to see.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I've been on a scooter before, like my kids school
scooters when they had Razor scooters.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
But I'm like, we're and.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We're walking, and I like, Chelsea, there's a there's I'm
counting the cars that say Uber in them. I'm like,
there's an Uber right there, there's an Uber in there.
And then I'm start going Uber everywhere, you know what
I mean. And then there's cabs driving by, there's buses
driving by. I'm like, we should do public transportation somehow.
What's up, Sean? How you doing.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
On Joe?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
You just had me thinking, I really think my job
is trying to kill me. Why because I get I
get eleven thousand plus steps in a day.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Oh right now. I just looked at my watch. I'm
at two thousand, three hundred and four steps.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
What do you do? Maintenance work?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
They're keeping you healthy.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Eleven thousand steps a day is a lot of steps.
Know what postal workers get that don't drive their vehicles?
You know, talk about gosh, it's got to be crazy.
They got to be getting twenty thousand plus a day.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
If I got a job with the post office and
they told me you're in Royal Oak and you got
to go walk house to house, I tell them go
screw themselves on me. Which, by the way, do the
postal workers that walk? Are they fat? Because I've never seen,
honestly a skinny postal.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Worker that works in one of those vehicles.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Like you see a postal worker that works in one
of the vehicles, and they're usually kind of a little chunkier.
And I wonder if the postal workers that do the
neighborhoods where they have to actually get up and down
and you know, do a little walking. I wonder if
they're the ones that are the in shape postal or shape.
What's up, Dustin?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
How you doing? Not too bad?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
How you guys are knowing?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Uh? Dustin?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Besides the fact that my wife is trying to kill
me because she wants to collect the insurance money, I'm okay,
what's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Not much tacked?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Then?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What you called me? I get anywhere from twelve to
twenty two thousand steps a day. What are you doing
with that? I do long hair. Oh so you're on
you're pushing lawnmower the entire time. Huh. No, I do
a riding mower, but I with the whipping and everything
with the weed whipping and then blowing. You watch that
(08:45):
much whip.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah, I actually look at those guys that are on.
I don't know if you have one of those. Do
you have one of those push mowers that actually you
jump on the little deck and it whips you around.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We have one, but we don't use it much. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So like those guys that are on those things, that
would be a good job for me. I could hold
on to the handlebars, you know, Or maybe I get
one of those things. Next time I'm going in the
city and i'm walking, I'll take a lawnmower driving around.
I just twenty two thousand steps a day. Bro, that's
like Disney World type numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I was looking.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Hold on, let me look at my steps here for
one second. I want to see how how much I had.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I walked to the kitchen, I walked to the bathroom,
and I walked to my coach.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
No, you probably get a lot of steps on game
days when you're walking around the arena.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
How you should check that out. Will tomorrow we got
a game.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'll see tomorrow when you go up and down because
you have to go back and forth at the whole stadium.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm gonna be honest you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Some days I'm in the mood to walk around, and
then some days I do my thing and go sit down.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
All right, let me show it, let me make sense.
Let me show you my steps.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
My least amount of steps that I had was on Sunday,
and that was I think because we were in the
car driving, So we were there Wednesday through the I
had fourteen thousand steps, thirteen thousand steps, twenty two thousand.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I am almost dead. What was that day? That was?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Friday?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Who was holding your phone? No, that was Friday because
we went to remember we went to like up by
Wrigley Field, and so she made us and we had
to get out of the car because the uber smelly
uber driver. Saturday was fourteen thousand steps and seven thousand
steps was Sunday. My average average is trash.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
In my effort.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Even with all those my average is only seven thousand steps.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Better than me. What's yours? My average October was five thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Really, you did not go trick or treating. Did you
that came to you with your candy door? Hey, Musa,
what's Upmosa?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
I was going, Mojo.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
How y'all going, we're doing okay? What's happening? No?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
No much so I'm listening to you. Our numbers either
odd like my numberless?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is it high?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Or y'alls are just low because I average about fifteen k.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What do you do? Are you running from the law?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
No, no, I do a lot of answercart door dash
and I walked off.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You're the kind of guy I wants my doordasher, not
the one. I had a guy leave the door dash
on my driveway. I had to walk out and go
to the end of the driveway tripping. Yeah, oh no,
left the picture the door. Yeah, I had the bag
right there. That's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Door and just put it on, just driving and then
took a picture. Man, you gotta be healthy, I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Huh yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Athlete, So wow, it's normal.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
So I don't know if you know that. Hold on
like that you're running his jo mom. Royce has his
old job. He used to get fifty thousand to eighty
thousand steps a day. No way, what did you do.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I used to work FedEx and they gave me a
round that the old guy couldn't handle because it was
a rural route and a lot of them had them
half mile long driveways where I trust wasn't fit, so
they gave them to me because they know I just
told the box on my shoulder and just run down.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
The driveway and deliver. That's insane, and.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
That's between an eight to ten hour period.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, and what kind of weight you got? What do
you weigh right now?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I'm I'm probably about to eighty from what I used
to be a lot of weight.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
A fifty thousand and eighty thousand step guy can't be fat.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You're fat tall, I'm about I'm about to eighty, but
I'm about six thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Okay, what did you used to weigh?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Cool? Years ago? I hit almost four hundred, like I
don't know, big guy years ago. But after getting sick
and everything, that's why I helped lose a lot of weight.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Sadly, that's amazing. Wow, that's unbelievable. Rose says that you
went to Chicago walk so much. What did you need?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Rose?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, Ma, and my sister went and got foot massages
from the Chinese spa.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh where do you get those? You get them in
town here or.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah, it was downtown. I can't remember what it was called, honestly,
but it was well worth it. They knew what they
were doing.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I like that. I want to They only do feet.
They only do feet, and it's like.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, it was like a foot massage, like footpa, but
they give an extra tug of the big to
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Just a little piggy into
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