December 17, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. A little tired.
I be quite honest with you, I'm a lot tired.
I'm not going to tell you I'm not tired.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That was me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
For me, it was you know, the driving back and
forth with the holiday party last night? Was it a rager?
Is that why you're tired? It was, you know, it
was actually fun okay with a with a small F,
not a big F. Okay, lowercase fun. So it was fun.
It was fun to see all the promo people like
(00:32):
there wasn't the the turnout wasn't as big as I
thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Same.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I was actually really surprised.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Give me the amount of cars that were outside.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I was like, where are all these ye whose cars
were those?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't know? Anna and I parked in a snow bank.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It like literally it looked like it was like really busy,
but it was all all the promo staff was here,
which was really nice to see all these guys who
they deserve it. You know, they they probably make the
least amount of money that's here and do a ton
of work to make us all look good on our
promote oceans and things, and you know, it was. It was.
It was one of those things where it's funny. First off,
(01:07):
I will tell you, and I'm not going to get
back into the whole thing because you heard my rant
about Christmas parties. You don't have Christmas parties at your
office because all it is is going back into work,
you know what I mean? Like, what did I say? Well,
last week I had the greatest line of them all,
I think I said. It's basically it's basically like having
I can't even remember. Yeah, it was like overtime. Yeah, exactly,
(01:28):
overtime with cookies.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I even said to Zach at one point, I have
so much best off to schedule, I might sneak away
for a half hour schedule.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah. Yeah, it makes you. It makes you think, like
when you get when you go to a holiday party,
you I think need to step away from it a
little bit. Yeah, but I am not going to lie
on something. I got a one up on Jay Towers
because I did not see Jay Towers at this holiday party.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I didn't see any of his show. Where were they?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Chelsea was there? I said, Chelsea, I didn't see her. Yeah, okay,
so Chelsea was there. I did not see Jay and
I was all excited about the fact that Jay wasn't
there because I was thinking to myself and like going,
oh good, I can go and complain to Tony Trevado
and I can say to him, well, the prize Possession
of Christmas didn't show up to the party, and I
got all excited about it. And then Josh, who does
(02:18):
the morning show on one O six seven wheels, there
he is. Josh, wait, come on in for a second.
Grab him for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He is so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Josh, come in. I'm talking about the holiday party.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I was to come in. I heard. I was in
the bathroom and I heard you talking about it. So
you're a fraud.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Why you're a.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Fraud, because don't act like you're gonna sit here and
be like it was a nice little.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Part, the most the most.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Catty person ever at this thing.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So give her, give us the real.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
So I think I really pissed off Colleagen because I
was like, are we gonna get We're gonna get some
Buddy's pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Nope, Nope.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Turns out we are like, Oh, don't act like like
you're some innocent guy over here.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I said, I said. Before the party, I go, yeah,
it's gonna be a great party. We're gonna get Buddy's peas.
I guess what we got Shields pizza.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
But no, but I only know this because there were
four people there, so I got to talk with Mojo.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Now I'm gonna hear all the caddy stuff. I love
talking to you, and I love talking to your wife Jillie.
Actually I like talking to her more than I like
talking to you. But you are you amuse me because
of thanks.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
He amuses me. Get your shigne box.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Have you ever been officially diagnosed with autism?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And all?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Because there might be a little bit on the spectrum somewhere. Fine,
but okay, no, But here's the thing. I so I
said to Josh, I go, eh, I'm just waiting. I'm
staying here for as long as I possibly can, and
then I'm tomorrow going to go on the air and
rant about Jay Towers not being there, only to find
out he did show up. I showed up at five
(03:48):
forty eight, which the party started at five thirty. Jay,
I guess was here at four o'clock, and I guess
he made an appearance at four.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Thirty.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
He started five.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Wait, but he got here, but he was You did
if he was. But no, but I I guess he
showed up at four o'clock, so he took he was
here at four, he made his appearance, and then he left.
That's the case.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
We made our appearance at five am when we were here.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well or five pm.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, come to the office and there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, now I guess what what was he?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
He was probably doing something magnificent too for the community.
Oh don't and then you're gonna feel bad out.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Here giving presents.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm actually trying to defend Mojo with this statement of saying,
don't go after him because it's going to fight you
in the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Listen, I was excited about the fact that he wasn't there,
only to mine out he was here. I'm giving I'm
sticking up for the guy. He was there, he did
show up. Why don't know, Why don't we call him?
He's given away a car? I think right now at
Genesis Chevrolet. I need to get over to Genesis Chevrolet.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
What's funny, though, is so when we got there at
like five thirty two, like my boss, Casey and like
Colleen were the only people there, and I felt like
a total jerk.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I walk in. I'm like, so is this the party.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
If I showing up a couple of minutes like that,
I'd be like, cool, I'm walking in.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I feel like that's probably what you did because you
walked in at like forty five.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, so you're probably like good, I get to make
an entrance. A mojo.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Band.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Crickets were banned by the way. They were good, but
they were They're.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Like, what are we doing? They were playing? It was
It was one of those things. It was a part. Listen.
This has been a year, right for everybody. Everybody's you know,
dealing with stuff. Everybody's companies are dealing with stuff. And
I get it. Budgets are height next year. I'm telling
you it will not cost the company a dime. It's
going to cost airwaves next year. Shannon and I, if
(05:51):
they give us the go ahead, we're going to trade
that bitch and we are going to make this thing
the greatest party that has ever happened.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
We're just judging for trading.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No no, no, no, no, you don't understand.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, I ain't trading, buddies. I'm trading. I mean we're
Shannon's already got it picked out. We're gonna we're gonna
take a private jet somewhere.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Or something, diamonds for everyone.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I did not say anything, and Joy like, how Cattie
you are about the other like cities? The iHeart cities
because like we're sitting there talking and you're like, I
bet you, I bet you. Elvis duran doesn't have d
Buddies pizza.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It was sealed, honestly. Do you think do you think
Elvis Durant goes to their holiday party?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
No in New Mexico.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I bet he does.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
He does.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Do you think Ryan Seacrest? Do you think Ryan Seacrest
goes to the Kiss Holiday? I bet? I bet Ryan
Seacrest has never met anyone. He doesn't know who his boss,
but I. But I am telling you though, that the
one thing I didn't love the promo. People were all here,
they were all excited. They brought friends with them and stuff,
and I was happy to see that, and it made
(07:01):
me remember back to when I was in their position.
I loved going and getting invited to the holiday party.
That's why we're going to make it bigger than ever
next year, I promise you well.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
I enjoyed that Anna came in dressed like she was
going to like some sort of elegant ball unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
To be honest, you felt dumb, didn't you?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Like?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
No, I didn't because the day before that we had
a party at the DAC and I wasn't dressed nice enough,
so I was like, I'm not going home again to change.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
No, look in the chick equivalent of a tuxedo like
it was almost ironic.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
You look phenomenal, laughing at us.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You and I were in like jeans and a second
Towers ain't even there.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
The three in the afternoons.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What's up, Andrew? Are you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hey? Hey, you first time, long time on the pile.
So before I made my comic, guys, I just want
to thank you guys every day. You guys are great.
I listened to you every morning. Congratulations on your home hold.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thank you, Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it, you earn it,
you put in the work man every day. Appreciate you, buddy.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's not what you're calling about? Are you? What are
you calling about?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
No, no, My comment is I worked at a previous dealership.
I'm not at liberty to say, you know, I don't
want to air their business on the air or whatever.
The Christmas party every year was great. I was there
for like five years and basically they hit Christmas parties
every year at this fancied up place. You dress up
(08:33):
to the nines, blah blah, whatever, you get a nice dinner,
you pick your dinner, you take your spouse, whatever. And
there's an open bar.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Well.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Some people took it as oh, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
To drink to like pass out, okay, And it ruins
and it ruins everything for everybody.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
It ruins the meaning.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
It makes everybody look.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Like idiot Andrew. They're happy you're not there anymore. You
sound like I'm sure there that you sound like you're
the not party person. I want one of those parties
at the dealership.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Oh, trust me. I'm a party animal. Man.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
When I throw down, I throw down.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
But it's like, you gotta have some kind of etiquette.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Man, Oh there's well listen, you want etiquette, have shields
pizza that will give you etiquette. But no, I don't know,
but I will say this. You know, and this is
not the dealership I know for a fact. But the
Zod family has their holiday party every year. Yeah they do.
They This is no joke. I was invited one year. Okay,
(09:35):
one year, Steve Gabara said that I could be his
guest at it. I didn't go. Steve took pictures of
the thing. It was the biggest blowout I've ever seen.
I think they buy like ten to twenty thousand dollars
worth of gifts to give to the spouses. I think
it is or significant others. I mean, it's not like
with the Shields pizza. It was their variety.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes there was.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
There was no booden free.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
There was Friday No. I had banana peppers and sausage.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The only thing gluten free was the veggie tray. Go ahead.
Tony Trotroado just walked in. Are you mad at us
for talking about that?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I missed the whole conversation, so they just said, go
in the studio the time. Why did you know what
the heck you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Josh is complaining about the holiday party. I thought the
party was great.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
I was talking to a son about what happens life
after death and all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's always what a great conversation to have a holiday part.
What the hell is going on? Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (10:28):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I think it's great that you are going to be
the party planner. Shannon and I are co sharing it.
We are coach hearing.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
I think that's great. I think I think that would
be great that Colleen doesn't have to.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Worry about it. How is it going to be.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No party?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Little Caesar's arena and we're going to invite ten thousand people?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Know, Shannon and I have a couple of ideas. When
one of them is we're thinking of having it at
your house. Happy, We're going to actually have it. We're
going to get it again. Hold on, we can do that.
Hold on a second. Steve Gabar is on with us, right.
(11:07):
What did do for a party?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Listen, I'm glad you mentioned the Z party because I
got to take my head off to Todd and sad
for the twenty three almost years i've been there. The
party is off the hook, and and you got to
come next year so you can see the real deal.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Mojo.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
I want you mentioned. They give away probably fifty thousand
dollars in gifts. It's open to it's all of all
of our team, everybody's spouse and everybody's children. About four
hundred and fifty people at this party. It's open bar, food, gifts,
it's it's nothing. I've never been any place.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That does anything like it this year where it is
and I'm there it was last week? Oh wow? Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Hold but you know what, and I can mark you
down as one of my kids. I don't have any depending.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I was going to ask you, Steve, how's your sack feeling?
It's been getting grabbed a lot.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
I noticed it was definitely getting punished this morning when
it's healing. Well, I'm on the way down there, so
you guys can inspect it yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hold on, dere Derek, you worked for zott and you
went to one of their parties.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Yeah, I do all the windows for Zotch's. Actually I'm
going to see see Steve at Ford today. I gotta
do their glass. But yeah, he bastually mentioned what they
give away. It's just unbelievable, and fifty thousand dollars is
probably an understatement.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, that's amazing. Well, hey, listen, whoever their party planner is,
you said that in Todd Shannon and I will be
getting with you guys to have a conversation about party
planning a holiday party. You're going to regret making that
offer in about two days? Why no, I'm tony A
lot of work. I said this already, even if we
(12:53):
don't even need to have the holiday party before the holidays,
even if we said the holiday party is going to
be January, that I.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Think you got to do it before the holiday, then
you're in the spirit.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But here's here's the thing. Everybody's busy during the.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Holidays already and we haven't even started planning.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right. I guess she's the head chair and I'm
the I'm the assistant, I'm the vice chair of this one.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But but no, but we're gonna We're gonna do it.
We're gonna have fun. And honestly, I will say this,
this the one thing that we do have here in
this and this is no joke. And I'm not throwing
this out there because Colleen, I think, is mad at me.
We have the best boss in the world who truly
does care about us and cares about us three hundred
and sixty days of the year, the last four days
(13:41):
of the year. No, no, she cares so much. The
last thing in the world she needs is to be
planning a holiday party. She's got to run a company.
They say she drove here from New York. It's crazy.
If that ain't dedication. I don't know what. Honest and honestly,
she cares about us personally, cares about our families, and
I think she's wonderful. It has no reflection to do
on her. Budgets are tight, things are tight, and things
(14:01):
like that. We're going to do this thing without a
budget because you know what we're going to do. We're
doing it Paul Corvino style. Listen, all I'm saying is
you you building it up? All the trash you saw
you hyping it up? Do you know how many free
commercials I had to do for what was it called
Project eleven eleven? Project eleven eleven? Look, I need I
need to put project eight hundred eight hundred million dollars
(14:23):
where the trade is going to hard to go into
the company Christmas party?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Is it dumb people in the office that need to
find a new job the next day?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
This is mo Chow in the morning. What nobody lost
their job yesterday except for maybe me and Josh were
talking about two towers today.
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. A little tired.
I be quite honest with you, I'm a lot tired.
I'm not going to tell you I'm not tired.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That was me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
For me, it was you know, the driving back and
forth with the holiday party last night? Was it a rager?
Is that why you're tired? It was, you know, it
was actually fun okay with a with a small F,
not a big F. Okay, lowercase fun. So it was fun.
It was fun to see all the promo people like
(00:32):
there wasn't the the turnout wasn't as big as I
thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Same.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I was actually really surprised.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Give me the amount of cars that were outside.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I was like, where are all these ye whose cars
were those?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't know? Anna and I parked in a snow bank.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It like literally it looked like it was like really busy,
but it was all all the promo staff was here,
which was really nice to see all these guys who
they deserve it. You know, they they probably make the
least amount of money that's here and do a ton
of work to make us all look good on our
promote oceans and things, and you know, it was. It was.
It was one of those things where it's funny. First off,
(01:07):
I will tell you, and I'm not going to get
back into the whole thing because you heard my rant
about Christmas parties. You don't have Christmas parties at your
office because all it is is going back into work,
you know what I mean? Like, what did I say? Well,
last week I had the greatest line of them all,
I think I said. It's basically it's basically like having
I can't even remember. Yeah, it was like overtime. Yeah, exactly,
(01:28):
overtime with cookies.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I even said to Zach at one point, I have
so much best off to schedule, I might sneak away
for a half hour schedule.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah. Yeah, it makes you. It makes you think, like
when you get when you go to a holiday party,
you I think need to step away from it a
little bit. Yeah, but I am not going to lie
on something. I got a one up on Jay Towers
because I did not see Jay Towers at this holiday party.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I didn't see any of his show. Where were they?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Chelsea was there? I said, Chelsea, I didn't see her. Yeah, okay,
so Chelsea was there. I did not see Jay and
I was all excited about the fact that Jay wasn't
there because I was thinking to myself and like going,
oh good, I can go and complain to Tony Trevado
and I can say to him, well, the prize Possession
of Christmas didn't show up to the party, and I
got all excited about it. And then Josh, who does
(02:18):
the morning show on one O six seven wheels, there
he is. Josh, wait, come on in for a second.
Grab him for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He is so funny.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Josh, come in. I'm talking about the holiday party.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I was to come in. I heard. I was in
the bathroom and I heard you talking about it. So
you're a fraud.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Why you're a.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Fraud, because don't act like you're gonna sit here and
be like it was a nice little.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Part, the most the most.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Catty person ever at this thing.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So give her, give us the real.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
So I think I really pissed off Colleagen because I
was like, are we gonna get We're gonna get some
Buddy's pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Nope, Nope.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Turns out we are like, Oh, don't act like like
you're some innocent guy over here.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I said, I said. Before the party, I go, yeah,
it's gonna be a great party. We're gonna get Buddy's peas.
I guess what we got Shields pizza.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
But no, but I only know this because there were
four people there, so I got to talk with Mojo.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Now I'm gonna hear all the caddy stuff. I love
talking to you, and I love talking to your wife Jillie.
Actually I like talking to her more than I like
talking to you. But you are you amuse me because
of thanks.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
He amuses me. Get your shigne box.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Have you ever been officially diagnosed with autism?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And all?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Because there might be a little bit on the spectrum somewhere. Fine,
but okay, no, But here's the thing. I so I
said to Josh, I go, eh, I'm just waiting. I'm
staying here for as long as I possibly can, and
then I'm tomorrow going to go on the air and
rant about Jay Towers not being there, only to find
out he did show up. I showed up at five
(03:48):
forty eight, which the party started at five thirty. Jay,
I guess was here at four o'clock, and I guess
he made an appearance at four.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Thirty.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
He started five.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Wait, but he got here, but he was You did
if he was. But no, but I I guess he
showed up at four o'clock, so he took he was
here at four, he made his appearance, and then he left.
That's the case.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
We made our appearance at five am when we were here.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well or five pm.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, come to the office and there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, now I guess what what was he?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
He was probably doing something magnificent too for the community.
Oh don't and then you're gonna feel bad out.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Here giving presents.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm actually trying to defend Mojo with this statement of saying,
don't go after him because it's going to fight you
in the ass.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Listen, I was excited about the fact that he wasn't there,
only to mine out he was here. I'm giving I'm
sticking up for the guy. He was there, he did
show up. Why don't know, Why don't we call him?
He's given away a car? I think right now at
Genesis Chevrolet. I need to get over to Genesis Chevrolet.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
What's funny, though, is so when we got there at
like five thirty two, like my boss, Casey and like
Colleen were the only people there, and I felt like
a total jerk.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I walk in. I'm like, so is this the party.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
If I showing up a couple of minutes like that,
I'd be like, cool, I'm walking in.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I feel like that's probably what you did because you
walked in at like forty five.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, so you're probably like good, I get to make
an entrance. A mojo.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Band.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Crickets were banned by the way. They were good, but
they were They're.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Like, what are we doing? They were playing? It was
It was one of those things. It was a part. Listen.
This has been a year, right for everybody. Everybody's you know,
dealing with stuff. Everybody's companies are dealing with stuff. And
I get it. Budgets are height next year. I'm telling
you it will not cost the company a dime. It's
going to cost airwaves next year. Shannon and I, if
(05:51):
they give us the go ahead, we're going to trade
that bitch and we are going to make this thing
the greatest party that has ever happened.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
We're just judging for trading.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No no, no, no, no, you don't understand.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, I ain't trading, buddies. I'm trading. I mean we're
Shannon's already got it picked out. We're gonna we're gonna
take a private jet somewhere.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Or something, diamonds for everyone.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I did not say anything, and Joy like, how Cattie
you are about the other like cities? The iHeart cities
because like we're sitting there talking and you're like, I
bet you, I bet you. Elvis duran doesn't have d
Buddies pizza.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It was sealed, honestly. Do you think do you think
Elvis Durant goes to their holiday party?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
No in New Mexico.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I bet he does.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
He does.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Do you think Ryan Seacrest? Do you think Ryan Seacrest
goes to the Kiss Holiday? I bet? I bet Ryan
Seacrest has never met anyone. He doesn't know who his boss,
but I. But I am telling you though, that the
one thing I didn't love the promo. People were all here,
they were all excited. They brought friends with them and stuff,
and I was happy to see that, and it made
(07:01):
me remember back to when I was in their position.
I loved going and getting invited to the holiday party.
That's why we're going to make it bigger than ever
next year, I promise you well.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
I enjoyed that Anna came in dressed like she was
going to like some sort of elegant ball unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
To be honest, you felt dumb, didn't you?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Like?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
No, I didn't because the day before that we had
a party at the DAC and I wasn't dressed nice enough,
so I was like, I'm not going home again to change.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
No, look in the chick equivalent of a tuxedo like
it was almost ironic.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
You look phenomenal, laughing at us.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You and I were in like jeans and a second
Towers ain't even there.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
The three in the afternoons.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What's up, Andrew? Are you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Hey? Hey, you first time, long time on the pile.
So before I made my comic, guys, I just want
to thank you guys every day. You guys are great.
I listened to you every morning. Congratulations on your home hold.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Thank you, Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it, you earn it,
you put in the work man every day. Appreciate you, buddy.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's not what you're calling about? Are you? What are
you calling about?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
No, no, My comment is I worked at a previous dealership.
I'm not at liberty to say, you know, I don't
want to air their business on the air or whatever.
The Christmas party every year was great. I was there
for like five years and basically they hit Christmas parties
every year at this fancied up place. You dress up
(08:33):
to the nines, blah blah, whatever, you get a nice dinner,
you pick your dinner, you take your spouse, whatever. And
there's an open bar.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Well.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Some people took it as oh, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
To drink to like pass out, okay, And it ruins
and it ruins everything for everybody.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
It ruins the meaning.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
It makes everybody look.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Like idiot Andrew. They're happy you're not there anymore. You
sound like I'm sure there that you sound like you're
the not party person. I want one of those parties
at the dealership.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Oh, trust me. I'm a party animal. Man.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
When I throw down, I throw down.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
But it's like, you gotta have some kind of etiquette.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Man, Oh there's well listen, you want etiquette, have shields
pizza that will give you etiquette. But no, I don't know,
but I will say this. You know, and this is
not the dealership I know for a fact. But the
Zod family has their holiday party every year. Yeah they do.
They This is no joke. I was invited one year. Okay,
(09:35):
one year, Steve Gabara said that I could be his
guest at it. I didn't go. Steve took pictures of
the thing. It was the biggest blowout I've ever seen.
I think they buy like ten to twenty thousand dollars
worth of gifts to give to the spouses. I think
it is or significant others. I mean, it's not like
with the Shields pizza. It was their variety.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes there was.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
There was no booden free.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
There was Friday No. I had banana peppers and sausage.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The only thing gluten free was the veggie tray. Go ahead.
Tony Trotroado just walked in. Are you mad at us
for talking about that?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I missed the whole conversation, so they just said, go
in the studio the time. Why did you know what
the heck you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Josh is complaining about the holiday party. I thought the
party was great.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
I was talking to a son about what happens life
after death and all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's always what a great conversation to have a holiday part.
What the hell is going on? Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (10:28):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I think it's great that you are going to be
the party planner. Shannon and I are co sharing it.
We are coach hearing.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
I think that's great. I think I think that would
be great that Colleen doesn't have to.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Worry about it. How is it going to be.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
No party?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Little Caesar's arena and we're going to invite ten thousand people?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Know, Shannon and I have a couple of ideas. When
one of them is we're thinking of having it at
your house. Happy, We're going to actually have it. We're
going to get it again. Hold on, we can do that.
Hold on a second. Steve Gabar is on with us, right.
(11:07):
What did do for a party?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Listen, I'm glad you mentioned the Z party because I
got to take my head off to Todd and sad
for the twenty three almost years i've been there. The
party is off the hook, and and you got to
come next year so you can see the real deal.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Mojo.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
I want you mentioned. They give away probably fifty thousand
dollars in gifts. It's open to it's all of all
of our team, everybody's spouse and everybody's children. About four
hundred and fifty people at this party. It's open bar, food, gifts,
it's it's nothing. I've never been any place.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That does anything like it this year where it is
and I'm there it was last week? Oh wow? Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Hold but you know what, and I can mark you
down as one of my kids. I don't have any depending.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I was going to ask you, Steve, how's your sack feeling?
It's been getting grabbed a lot.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
I noticed it was definitely getting punished this morning when
it's healing. Well, I'm on the way down there, so
you guys can inspect it yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hold on, dere Derek, you worked for zott and you
went to one of their parties.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Yeah, I do all the windows for Zotch's. Actually I'm
going to see see Steve at Ford today. I gotta
do their glass. But yeah, he bastually mentioned what they
give away. It's just unbelievable, and fifty thousand dollars is
probably an understatement.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, that's amazing. Well, hey, listen, whoever their party planner is,
you said that in Todd Shannon and I will be
getting with you guys to have a conversation about party
planning a holiday party. You're going to regret making that
offer in about two days? Why no, I'm tony A
lot of work. I said this already, even if we
(12:53):
don't even need to have the holiday party before the holidays,
even if we said the holiday party is going to
be January, that I.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Think you got to do it before the holiday, then
you're in the spirit.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But here's here's the thing. Everybody's busy during the.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Holidays already and we haven't even started planning.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right. I guess she's the head chair and I'm
the I'm the assistant, I'm the vice chair of this one.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But but no, but we're gonna We're gonna do it.
We're gonna have fun. And honestly, I will say this,
this the one thing that we do have here in
this and this is no joke. And I'm not throwing
this out there because Colleen, I think, is mad at me.
We have the best boss in the world who truly
does care about us and cares about us three hundred
and sixty days of the year, the last four days
(13:41):
of the year. No, no, she cares so much. The
last thing in the world she needs is to be
planning a holiday party. She's got to run a company.
They say she drove here from New York. It's crazy.
If that ain't dedication. I don't know what. Honest and honestly,
she cares about us personally, cares about our families, and
I think she's wonderful. It has no reflection to do
on her. Budgets are tight, things are tight, and things
(14:01):
like that. We're going to do this thing without a
budget because you know what we're going to do. We're
doing it Paul Corvino style. Listen, all I'm saying is
you you building it up? All the trash you saw
you hyping it up? Do you know how many free
commercials I had to do for what was it called
Project eleven eleven? Project eleven eleven? Look, I need I
need to put project eight hundred eight hundred million dollars
(14:23):
where the trade is going to hard to go into
the company Christmas party?
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Is it dumb people in the office that need to
find a new job the next day?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
This is mo Chow in the morning. What nobody lost
their job yesterday except for maybe me and Josh were
talking about two towers today.
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