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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't think I am always a creepy person, but
I think that sometimes I'll say things that might be
a little bit misconstrued, and I'll do it for shock value.
But what I'm saying is one hundred percent true, and
I don't think that this is creepy. I'm going to
say this right now. I love watching my wife get
dressed in the morning, or get dressed when she's you know,
(00:25):
we're going out somewhere. And I love watching my wife
put lotion on. For some reason, if like Chelsea just
got out of the shower and she's putting lotion on,
to me, it's one of the greatest turn ons ever.
Like to me, that is porn. That is like better
than porn, you know what I mean. She thinks it's
really creepy that I like to watch her when she's
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doing that, even to a point where she's like kicked
me out of the bathroom at times now because she
thinks I'm staring too much.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are you watching or are you going I'm not making any.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
No, I'm just watching it like I'm staring at her,
and I to me, I love it like I love
you know, yeah, absolutely right, and I think that there's
something really hot about this. So I was having this conversation.
We were having this conversation Chelsea Newre and she finds it weird.
First off, I she doesn't like that compliment her so much,
like I always give her compliments, And I think that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Does she think that it's insincere because you do it
so often?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Er?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
What is it? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think that she also hears me talk on the
air to female listeners and compliment female listeners, so she
probably looks at it as he's complimenting every woman. But
she's the woman I'm seeing naked, you know what I mean.
And I think that she's gorgeous. But we were talking
about this with a group of buddies and I was
saying to them, I'm like, yeah, do your wives ever
think it's weird that you like to look at them changing?
(01:44):
And they one of my buddies says, well, yeah, but
here's what I do. I pretend I'm sleeping and in
the morning, she wakes up before me and has to
leave the house before I do, so she'll get dressed
in the bedroom and he's got like one eye peeked
out and he's like sitting there the whole time, really
enjoying the sights that he's seeing, and she doesn't even
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realize it's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Like that's genius.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
You want to know.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's so funny. Just this morning, because I get ready
in the dark most of the time in my bedroom
because Wes is still sleeping.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I heard him as I was like trying to look
for my clothes that I laid out for today.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I heard him go, Alexa, bedroom lights.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
You created because I was naked obviously looking for my clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think it's a compliment. Is something too?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Do you think it's a compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
There are a few things more beautiful in this world
than a woman's body, and the shapey old woman, especially
if she trying to put on jeans, she got to
jump up and down. Or you see her put the
bral oh my god, the booty shorts, like stop playing
we looking all days.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
I've never heard anybody say putting a bra on its attractive, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm telling you, or just see her within it all.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Okay that I can get behind, but putting it on,
I always feel like an old lady.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're the girls that you've been with have never been
upset by that, though right, have they that you don't think?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So they've never hit it from me?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I don't know, Chelsea sometimes will and it it
kind of bothers me. It makes me feel self conscious
like I am, uh, you know, a class A or pervert,
the sexual offenders.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Chelse.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I was just having a little discussion on the
radio here right now about how I love watching you naked.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm not because I and I was saying that it
is something that I like to watch you get dressed.
And you think that that's weird, and everyone here in
the studio thinks that it's a compliment that I love
to watch you get dressed.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Okay, well I don't and it's my body, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But why But what is it like, I'm your husband
and stuff. You don't think that.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
It's creepy and it's weird and I just want to.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Get changed by my bel is he making always is?
I'm not?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No, no no no, it just stares.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I do.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's weird, I do, but I do make compliments. I
compliment you and then you get worse. So I have
to be careful about complimenting you while you're getting dressed.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Just because, by the way, because it just I've lost
some way recently, and so you just emphasize how good
I look now, and it makes me feel like, Okay,
So for thirty years did I not look okay?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like you're so.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
You look so good, you look so you've never been
more beautiful. I'm so attracted a little a vomit, dang it,
I'm so attracted to you.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm like, you know, okay, Well, I thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
But I don't mean it in a way that you
didn't look beautiful before. I just think I was young
and dumb and didn't.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Think I sure you didn't, don't, but that's just how
I feel about it.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
No, I get where you're coming from, Chelsea. I totally
get it. There are people who have been very complimentary
of me recently, and I know it does not come
from a negative place.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
But the first thing you hear is so you didn't
like it before, right, And.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Again, it's just because you look so good now you
look like And I don't think you're coming from a
place of where I was repulsive before. I don't think that,
but it's just like, okay, and I so appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Thank you so much. Can you not say it anymore
like that?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Is it weird that when she gets dressed, I get
undressed and I'm just kidding. Tell you what was it
you told me this weekend? And I want you to
repeat this because I actually that there's my words, Like
you want to hear that I say you're beautiful, but
you do not want to hear me say I hate when.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You say you're so hot. I just so you hate
that you want or I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You want to be beautiful. You want to beautiful to
be the word, not hot or sexy.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I let everyone else tell me that tell me that
I'm beautiful.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yes, now, if you dress up a certain way, because
I think we all have those nights.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Or those outfits where they're a little bit maybe I
almost like edgy or like I'm a cool mom. Uh,
there's a little bit edgy, a little bit spunky.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
But would you want him to call you sexy or
hot den and beautiful like normally?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I guess it's just I don't know coming from him,
It's maybe I'm just weird like that.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I don't not looking for it from anyone else, but
it's just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Sometimes the way he said that it's like.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
A gay well, but she got it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
She brought up a great plant because in the air,
I'll go, oh my god, that that woman's so hot
or that's right, and she's like, I don't want to
be in that category, which I.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Do under say that all the time.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I've heard that for over thirty years of you bomming
at the mouth that women on the air.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
So to me, it's just like it's a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, Amanda, what did you want to say? I feel
you shall see. My husband's the same way.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
If I change.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Till I got towards him, he gets so mad and
he's like, excuse me, you need to turn around.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And do you okay? I would not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yes, unfortunately.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
At me.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Uh, I mean, uh, you know, take it as a compliment.
He loves you. What's up, paris how you doing his
mojo on the morning?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Hey, mo Joe?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
You're lying to us because I know for sure when
you look at your wife with your clothes, her clothes
on and take them off, your facial expression change because
you're like, oh, look at that. Because I do the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'm a gemini, so I look at my girl.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
She's taking a shower or taking a clothes offer on.
You're just looking at her like, oh man, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That just looks so good.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
And clothes coming off and you put lotion on. But
I help her, I said, give me that lotion. So
I put lotions on her shoulder, her back and rubber down,
you know, just like normal. But I want to put
my hands on her and make her feel good. We
put these man hands on her and rubber downe and
she could goosebump sometimes.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So wow, wait, is it weird that my tongue is
on the side of my mouth like I'm a.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Exactly.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
But it's normal because you're looking at what you like
to eat or taste or touch, so it's it's normal.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hey now, hey, now, I love this guy. I love Paris.
Call more off in Paris. What's up, Amanda or Amber?
I'm sorry, amn am and I just talked to Amber.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yep, that's me.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
I'm calling because I agree with you. When I watch
my wife Gid dressed, and especially when she puts on
clothes that I like that she's wearing to compliment her figure,
I just think she is the finest woman in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Ah see that, Chelsea? Can I use the word fine
like Amber. Just shoes you fine, like whine.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I think some people need words of affirmation.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That is not my yea Lovelange.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
She would rather me look at her getting dressed and
go I'm going to go clean the garage.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Are you a Chelsea?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I am one.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm going to go back.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Figure that out.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
No, hold on, Rambow wants to say something. Rambo, don't
get me in trouble with Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I'm not man.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
I keep the saying little little saying, well, my lady,
you should just start saying Chelsea you're a bad af.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
No, there you go, Chelsea, you are bad af? How
was that? I can't pull that off, Rambo, That's just
not something me and can. We don't have no problem saying.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That exactly, Chelsea. I need to be more like Cav.
I need to Cav to school me on on this one.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Carol, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hi Valentine's Valentine Day.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I didn't say that to my wife. Have you Valentine's Day? Chelsea?
I love you so, Mojo. You're more than welcome to
call me and compliment me anytime. I don't know, Chelsea
appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
What would you do that with this?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Why are you doing that? You want compliments, Carol? Are
you not getting them from somebody?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Correct? Correct?
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Recently?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, just recently.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Otherwise, No, I'm pretty confident in myself. But you know what,
let me talk to you. Is it?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is it a guy is your husband former former? Let
me just say to this guy, listen, I.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Tell you any time I tell you, I'm fine with it.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, but I would say this to you, And I
said this to Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I feel like I feel like I'm in that stage
in my life right now where I know my life
is more than half over with, and I realize that
I did a lot of stuff that was very, very selfish,
and so I now I'm kind of like going, really,
you know, I'm like even with my kids and how
I parented my kids and treat my kids.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So I'm trying to make up for lost time. I
guess of service makeup. I'm going to I'm going to.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I think that's all I need, Chelsea. I got your
your Valentine's Day gift. It just came in here. I
got a hard shaped pizza gluten free from Papa Romano's.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Chris, Chris, I'm telling actually, she may just want We
may have to go, and we may have to get
some nachos from our favorite door Dash restaurant.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah yeah from c js chell Us. I'll talk to
you later.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I love you all right.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Happy Valentine's Day,