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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning show. I can't tell you, guys,
there's a quick funny story. I was told last night
that I had to change my clothes by not just Chelsea,
but Luke too.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So Luke had a girl come over to the house
last night. Oh, he's home from college.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, he's got a friend that comes over. Don't call
her girlfriend because for some reason, I say, oh, Luke's
girlfriend's coming over. And he gives me like weird looks.
And she's a girl and she's a friend. Why can't
I call her? And I don't know officially what they
if they even whatever? Nice girl multiple songs though, No,
this first time she's ever been to the house. First time,
(00:38):
as Kevin would say, the first time she's been at
the crib. And so she was coming over to the
house for the first time, and we're excited. I get
excited when my kids, you know, bring friends over, guys, girls, whoever.
And Chelsea goes, hey, can you do me a favor?
She goes, can you go to the bedroom and change
your pants? And I said, why do I change my pants?
He goes, well, Luke's got a friend coming over, and
I go, okay, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
With my pants.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, those pants are the bad pants And I go,
what do you mean the bad pants? She goes, every
time that you wear those pants, I don't know if
you realize it, your ass hangs out.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I said what and she goes, yeah, Luke calls
them your ass pants. And I said, what are you
talking about? And she goes, yeah. Luke says that dad's
wearing the ass pants because every time you wear them,
and it's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What pants are they?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So they're like Lululemon pants, but they don't officially like
fit me. And honestly, I have a hard time keeping
pants up anyway because I got this uh you know,
frog butt.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So if I get up.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Off this couch like this, there have been times where
Luke and his friends are all hanging out on the
couch and I get off of the couch, all of
a sudden, my ass is hanging out.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And you see my buddy like official, it's my ass pants.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So so I go, oh, okay, no problem. I gotta
figure out how to get back on this chair because
I got the one arm. So so I go, all right,
no problem. So I go and I change my pants
and she comes over and I have a different pair
of pants on. And actually I said, I'll say, all right,
I got to make sure I tie these ones up because
you know, sometimes they they'll slide down on me. But
it brought up something really funny, and I think that
we could do a quick round of phone calls on
(02:08):
this one. What was it that you used to get
embarrassed by when your friends would come over to your
house and your parents were either wearing or not wearing
something like are there any parents that or any dads
that ever would be like shirtless? My dad used to
be shirtless all the time. He would come home in
the moment he would walk in the door, the man
who put no shirts on. He'd wear shorts with no
(02:29):
shirt on, and it would people and people would come
over and he had no problem, Like nobody was telling
Doc to put a shirt on. The second one that
was funny was it reminds me of we had a
buddy of ours whose mom had the biggest boobs I
have ever seen in my life. And I realize now
as an adult, I don't think she ever wore a bra.
(02:50):
Oh she had ginormous boobs. And I wondered why he
never when he would have friends come over, tell his
mom put a bron did they sit up?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Or they were all over the place. We would be sitting.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They had one of those really comfy, like circular couches
like that, literally, I don't know. It was like one
of those love sack couches, and they would they would
have this thing and we would all be hanging out
and we'd be watching movies and she would be looking
for something in the couch and she'd hang there, and
I'm telling you, she'd hang there and they would go.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You know, they looked like it looked.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like it looked like the Game with the Balls.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Eight Did you ever have embarrassing time like so?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
My mom had this pink bathrobe. I can never forget it,
and kind of similar to your My mom didn't have
really big boobs, but she you know, you're wearing a
robe and you would loosely tie it. So if I
had friends or something spend the night, or it would
be late at night or early in the morning, and
she would come down in the bathrobe and she was,
you know, doing the dishes or whatever, bending down to
feed the dogs, and it was just you got a
(03:55):
full view of boob in this robe and the pink bathrobe.
And if you miss to the boss, that's what you got.
Drip from school, Yeah, the pink bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
How about if you forgot something and she had to
run to the bus. Did she ever have that app Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
If we forgot something, you were the ball?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Thing is Newton's Cradle? Is what it is?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What's up? Initial n is voice disguise. What's going on?
We're talking about? What was it? What were your parents'
ass pants? I guess we'll call it what's up?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was my father, So it was when my cousins
would come over. We had a nickname for his little
shorts that he would wear, and what time she go
out of the bedroom and the back piece of his
shorts were like slapped off and his whole ass.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And thank god it was your cousins that you said
it were coming over? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I mean yeah, because if it's like a boy from
school or like a friend of yours, like your friend
group coming over, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hi, Sarah, what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Well, every time growing up I would have sleepovers and
the next morning. My mom would make us breakfast and
she would always wear a white beater without a bra.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh no, you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I threw on a white tank top the other night
with my pajama pants and went downstairs and did the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Wasn't wearing a bra.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And now that there are you know, other kids in
the house too that are not Lucy and Smith and
used to me doing that, I was like, I think
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I feel like my kids will say the same about me.
I'll walk around in my robe and I'm like, I
shouldn't be doing this in front of my kids friends.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, when you notice mom's nipples basically and can see
them through whatever the article of clothing is, or Dad's privates,
his penis.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Uh, what's up, Diana, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
There?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
So my dad would mow the law in a speedo.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh no, oh my god, that's mortifying.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yes, And so all the neighbors wives or would stand
other porches and watch.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
And my mom was in her bikinis. So they both
did it in very little.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Clothing, a speedo of all things.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Your poor neighborhood having to deal with that, India, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, what's up?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
So my mom used to uh sit on the bed
at the edge of her bed. Bottom's on, no top,
no bra. So I never would have company on at all.
I never would have them over at all. And to
this day, I realized I do it to my kids.
I'm like, I come home and I take everything off
and I'm just walking around whatever, and my kids are
(06:40):
I'm They're used to it. And so I realized my
daughter gets in the bed and sleep with me, and
she she didn't have a bottom on, and I'm like, oh,
we both can't do this.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
This is not nope, no way.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
How soon does that brock come off? The moment you
walk in the house from work?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Oh, it's it's in the car. I'm like, tell you,
And I'm so tired. I'm like, you gotta go off.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I gotta get it, gotta have a relief. That's it.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's time to hit the whistle at the end of
the work day, pull that sucker off.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
What's up, Kristin, Hi, Hi, time, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
So my grandpa actually adopted me, and anytime friends would
come over anything, my grandpa would wear a button up shirt.
Never have it buttoned up. And let's just say you
have the biggest.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Beer belly something else.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Wow, that was always pleasant.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What a great guy, though? What is what a sweetheart?
The unfortunate thing is you don't want your friends see
and that's up conch. Your dad would walk around in
just a towel.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Well, I'm Indian, I'm from South India. My parents are
from Chenna, India, and it's very common for so those
Indian men to wear it's like a long cotton sheet
and they tied around their waist like a towel, goes
down to their their ankles. It's called a lungi. And
so my dad used to wear this lungi around the house.
And my friends would come over and they'd be like,
(08:15):
why is there dad wearing a sheeta?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Did he have anything on underneath it, like underwear or anything?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Oh my god, no, no, like a free.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Ball, god, dad, that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
How about Amanda's mom used to run around the house
naked in front of her friends.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah, my mom, My mom is the naked mom.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
She would run like to the bathroom from.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Her room and like, my friends would be over and.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Like my best friend Carrie, she's my mom naked plenty
of times.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Would boys ever come over ever see your mom?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I don't, you know, probably I can't remember. I probably
blocked that part out.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's so funny, the naked mom it was. It's so
wild too, because it was always the friends of mine,
like the you know, buddy of mine whose mom had
the big booths that you didn't want to see naked.
And then there was like the one or two guys
that you're they had the moms that were like the
hot moms, and you're like, oh god, it's like a
dream come true.
Mojo in the morning show. I can't tell you, guys,
there's a quick funny story. I was told last night
that I had to change my clothes by not just Chelsea,
but Luke too.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So Luke had a girl come over to the house
last night. Oh, he's home from college.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, he's got a friend that comes over. Don't call
her girlfriend because for some reason, I say, oh, Luke's
girlfriend's coming over. And he gives me like weird looks.
And she's a girl and she's a friend. Why can't
I call her? And I don't know officially what they
if they even whatever? Nice girl multiple songs though, No,
this first time she's ever been to the house. First time,
(00:38):
as Kevin would say, the first time she's been at
the crib. And so she was coming over to the
house for the first time, and we're excited. I get
excited when my kids, you know, bring friends over, guys, girls, whoever.
And Chelsea goes, hey, can you do me a favor?
She goes, can you go to the bedroom and change
your pants? And I said, why do I change my pants?
He goes, well, Luke's got a friend coming over, and
I go, okay, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
With my pants.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, those pants are the bad pants And I go,
what do you mean the bad pants? She goes, every
time that you wear those pants, I don't know if
you realize it, your ass hangs out.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And I said what and she goes, yeah, Luke calls
them your ass pants. And I said, what are you
talking about? And she goes, yeah. Luke says that dad's
wearing the ass pants because every time you wear them,
and it's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What pants are they?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So they're like Lululemon pants, but they don't officially like
fit me. And honestly, I have a hard time keeping
pants up anyway because I got this uh you know,
frog butt.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So if I get up.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Off this couch like this, there have been times where
Luke and his friends are all hanging out on the
couch and I get off of the couch, all of
a sudden, my ass is hanging out.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And you see my buddy like official, it's my ass pants.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So so I go, oh, okay, no problem. I gotta
figure out how to get back on this chair because
I got the one arm. So so I go, all right,
no problem. So I go and I change my pants
and she comes over and I have a different pair
of pants on. And actually I said, I'll say, all right,
I got to make sure I tie these ones up because
you know, sometimes they they'll slide down on me. But
it brought up something really funny, and I think that
we could do a quick round of phone calls on
(02:08):
this one. What was it that you used to get
embarrassed by when your friends would come over to your
house and your parents were either wearing or not wearing
something like are there any parents that or any dads
that ever would be like shirtless? My dad used to
be shirtless all the time. He would come home in
the moment he would walk in the door, the man
who put no shirts on. He'd wear shorts with no
(02:29):
shirt on, and it would people and people would come
over and he had no problem, Like nobody was telling
Doc to put a shirt on. The second one that
was funny was it reminds me of we had a
buddy of ours whose mom had the biggest boobs I
have ever seen in my life. And I realize now
as an adult, I don't think she ever wore a bra.
(02:50):
Oh she had ginormous boobs. And I wondered why he
never when he would have friends come over, tell his
mom put a bron did they sit up?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Or they were all over the place. We would be sitting.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They had one of those really comfy, like circular couches
like that, literally, I don't know. It was like one
of those love sack couches, and they would they would
have this thing and we would all be hanging out
and we'd be watching movies and she would be looking
for something in the couch and she'd hang there, and
I'm telling you, she'd hang there and they would go.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You know, they looked like it looked.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like it looked like the Game with the Balls.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five sixty five four.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Eight Did you ever have embarrassing time like so?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
My mom had this pink bathrobe. I can never forget it,
and kind of similar to your My mom didn't have
really big boobs, but she you know, you're wearing a
robe and you would loosely tie it. So if I
had friends or something spend the night, or it would
be late at night or early in the morning, and
she would come down in the bathrobe and she was,
you know, doing the dishes or whatever, bending down to
feed the dogs, and it was just you got a
(03:55):
full view of boob in this robe and the pink bathrobe.
And if you miss to the boss, that's what you got.
Drip from school, Yeah, the pink bathroom.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
How about if you forgot something and she had to
run to the bus. Did she ever have that app Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
If we forgot something, you were the ball?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Thing is Newton's Cradle? Is what it is?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What's up? Initial n is voice disguise. What's going on?
We're talking about? What was it? What were your parents'
ass pants? I guess we'll call it what's up?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was my father, So it was when my cousins
would come over. We had a nickname for his little
shorts that he would wear, and what time she go
out of the bedroom and the back piece of his
shorts were like slapped off and his whole ass.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And thank god it was your cousins that you said
it were coming over? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I mean yeah, because if it's like a boy from
school or like a friend of yours, like your friend
group coming over, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hi, Sarah, what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Well, every time growing up I would have sleepovers and
the next morning. My mom would make us breakfast and
she would always wear a white beater without a bra.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh no, you know what.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I threw on a white tank top the other night
with my pajama pants and went downstairs and did the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Wasn't wearing a bra.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
And now that there are you know, other kids in
the house too that are not Lucy and Smith and
used to me doing that, I was like, I think
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I feel like my kids will say the same about me.
I'll walk around in my robe and I'm like, I
shouldn't be doing this in front of my kids friends.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, when you notice mom's nipples basically and can see
them through whatever the article of clothing is, or Dad's privates,
his penis.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Uh, what's up, Diana, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
There?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
So my dad would mow the law in a speedo.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh no, oh my god, that's mortifying.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yes, And so all the neighbors wives or would stand
other porches and watch.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
And my mom was in her bikinis. So they both
did it in very little.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Clothing, a speedo of all things.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Your poor neighborhood having to deal with that, India, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, what's up?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
So my mom used to uh sit on the bed
at the edge of her bed. Bottom's on, no top,
no bra. So I never would have company on at all.
I never would have them over at all. And to
this day, I realized I do it to my kids.
I'm like, I come home and I take everything off
and I'm just walking around whatever, and my kids are
(06:40):
I'm They're used to it. And so I realized my
daughter gets in the bed and sleep with me, and
she she didn't have a bottom on, and I'm like, oh,
we both can't do this.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
This is not nope, no way.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
How soon does that brock come off? The moment you
walk in the house from work?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Oh, it's it's in the car. I'm like, tell you,
And I'm so tired. I'm like, you gotta go off.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I gotta get it, gotta have a relief. That's it.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's time to hit the whistle at the end of
the work day, pull that sucker off.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
What's up, Kristin, Hi, Hi, time, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
So my grandpa actually adopted me, and anytime friends would
come over anything, my grandpa would wear a button up shirt.
Never have it buttoned up. And let's just say you
have the biggest.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Beer belly something else.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Wow, that was always pleasant.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What a great guy, though? What is what a sweetheart?
The unfortunate thing is you don't want your friends see
and that's up conch. Your dad would walk around in
just a towel.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Well, I'm Indian, I'm from South India. My parents are
from Chenna, India, and it's very common for so those
Indian men to wear it's like a long cotton sheet
and they tied around their waist like a towel, goes
down to their their ankles. It's called a lungi. And
so my dad used to wear this lungi around the house.
And my friends would come over and they'd be like,
(08:15):
why is there dad wearing a sheeta?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Did he have anything on underneath it, like underwear or anything?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Oh my god, no, no, like a free.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Ball, god, dad, that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
How about Amanda's mom used to run around the house
naked in front of her friends.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah, my mom, My mom is the naked mom.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
She would run like to the bathroom from.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Her room and like, my friends would be over and.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Like my best friend Carrie, she's my mom naked plenty
of times.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Would boys ever come over ever see your mom?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I don't, you know, probably I can't remember. I probably
blocked that part out.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's so funny, the naked mom it was. It's so
wild too, because it was always the friends of mine,
like the you know, buddy of mine whose mom had
the big booths that you didn't want to see naked.
And then there was like the one or two guys
that you're they had the moms that were like the
hot moms, and you're like, oh god, it's like a
dream come true.
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